>look inside tin in house >find this >what do? personally

>>728089001

>add ramen
>add boiling water
>???
>shrimp and noodles

>>728089097
Tasty

burn the house down

>>728089001
Waste of good bleach. Id drink it myself if I found that nightmare in my house.

>>728089001
Wonder what the fuck that's doing outside my vagina.

>>728089001
>Mother centipede protects her young?

Yuck!

>>728089001
Stick your dick in it obviously.

>>728089001

Just put it in a forest. It's a mama and her babies.

>>728089097
you arr a genius

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>>728089001

>>728089193
words. you too much of a pussy to drink bleach i challenge you

>pick up cup
>walk outside you know were the bright light is
>set cup down
>walk back into your den

>>728089001
You realise that if this is indeed the first time this has been posted, that this exact same thread is going to get posted, every fucking day, for like the next 2 years?

>>728089210
the problem here is if they all grow up they are now infesting YOUR house good fucking luck getting an exterminating to come within 10 feet of that for anything less than 3 grand

>>728089373
you have a great heart

just release it to the forest

>>728089429
thanks

>>728089235
>>728089373
>>728089446

This

>>728089504
np

>>728089426
Just take it outside you confused little man.

Fire. As much of it as necessary.

>>728089542
he dose not know what outside is

>>728089565
no leave mama and her babes alone

>>728089001
>>>728089001
>Stick your dick in it obviously.
This

>>728089001
Leave Australia as soon as possible.

>>728089565
HUUUURRRRRDUURRRRRRRRRRRR KILKit wutfrah

>>728089607
Centipedes are aggressive, venomous little bastards, i got bit by one in South Africa and my god it burned for days. Kill them fucking all, they're the wasp of creepy crawlies, just utter bastards.

Put on transparent top
Lit bottom on fire
Watch them skadoodle

>>728089235
Sorry, that only works for mammals. Not godless insects.

>>728089607
Wtf, are you from Sweden?

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>>728089001
Kys

>>728089542
if you take it outside near your house they still infest the only option other than bleach is to drive it out to the middle of no where and set the tin down lid off and just walk away

Find out if it bites.

-No?
throw the bitch in the woods.

-Yes?
Microwave the whore. tin can and all.

>>728089720
you went to south africa? did you get fucked by a short blonde who was a little creepy but also fucking adorable?

>>728089720
>>728089805
im joke faggot
burn them to hell

>>728089001
Wait for gf to come over and scare the shit out of her with it then throw it in a bush outside and let nature take its course.

>>728089204
Under rated post

>>728089001
chug it

>>728089812
Thought that the odds that something original EVER EVER appeared on /b/ were zero.

Thanks should have image searched this myself.

I'd love it if 4chins introduced a system where the original op picture went through an auto search system and flagged this info up.

>>728089812
he never said it was him you fucking idiot

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>>728089097

The sounds good!

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>>728089204

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Put it on your head

>>728089001
I always vaccum them up with my dyson and leave them in there to die, used to hate spiders until i saw these now i cherish every spider i see in my house because id rather have them than those million leg fuckers hopefully the spiders grow a strong army and defeat the centipedes

>>728089856
It's a centipede. It fucking bites.

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>fake it

>>728089210
>You expect me to believe this is a centipede and not a queen facehugger

>>728089812
>>728089990
why do you people think that any post on /b/ is genuine? did you somehow miss this?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

if you belive my post is in anyway original then i feel bad for the other outrageous shit you bought into

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>>728090007
Go ahead and kys as well

>>728089001
Hand it a bowl of eggs

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>>728090127
>windows 10

>>728089812
3g? are you living in fucking africa or something? also nice font, faggot.

anyways abandon thread

>>728089001
Nut on em. Either that or drench them in lighter fluid and burn them back to hell

>>728090495
>windows 7

enjoy your no support and the inability to upgrade your CPU

>>728089001
A) you must live like white trash keeping empty cans around.
B) pour rubbing alcohol in it. Instant death.

Search YouTube for "Giant centipede eats a mouse"

>>728089759
They arent godless. The praise allah or cthulu. One if the two

Probably dump the contents of the can onto an anthill in my backyard. Should be a proper battle...

>>728090600
have you ever heard of a storage tin?

>>728089726
This. Film it too.

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Kind of horrifying, but kind of sweet that it's cuddling up with its babies in a cozy little ball, trying to hug as many as possible at the same time. I would probably take it out into the woods.

>>728089001
Think scaly thoughts and feed it field mice.
Hope to become the next Overmind.

>>728090900
not one with bugs in it or one so structurally compromised that bugs can enter

>>728090598
Not that other dude but I just bought a Ryzen cpu and windows 7 works fine. The only problem was the lack of USB 3.0 drivers for windows 7. I ended up buying a p/s2 keyboard.

>>728090271
"you have to eat this."

>>728090162
>Anon didn't greentext the second line of the legal
>scapegoat.
It's real if you want it to be, Friend.

>>728089001
Pour something flammable on it and kill it with fire, obviously.

>>728089001
>if on rent move
>if not sell the house
>where do you live having this shit in your house

>>728089001
A centipede taking care of her youth.
Nothing wrong there, I'd probably carefully close that and carry her to the nature, somewhere where she'll stay safe, won't drown in rainwater and let her raise her offspring.
Insects are one of the most if not the most important domain in the nature. Grow the fuck up with your "burn the house" meme, you fucking city grown twats.

>>728089508
this

>>728092914
Centipedes are not insects you twat.

>>728093059
whatever.
now you can go and squash some spiders or whatnot, because hurr durr kull it wuth fure

>>728093296
Lmao dude chill. its not that serious.

>>728092631
>buys brand new mobo
>shit tier godless heathen pos peripherals
>muh os

its like picking horde or alliance. it doesnt fucking matter to anyone but pretentious fucking fanboys who are too fucking stupid to adapt to anything remotely different. HURR IM A COMPUTER WIZARD BUT WIN10 SCARES ME DURR.

>>728092631
cpu, mobo, whatever. brand new shit, my point still stands you fucking flaming piece of faggot.

>>728089235
Bitch you ever heard of a 20lb 2 foot long centipede????? Ne neither

>>728090057
Centipedes eat tarantulas... Good luck with that

>>728089373
But thats a bucket filled with giant aliens do not diaturb their slumber

>>728090804
Stupid nigger not being smart enough to realize Allah just means God in Arabic
>kys

>>728089759
They're not insects

>>728094157
>aren't godless
>praise Allah
>hurr durr idiot Allah means god

Wat.

>>728094157
That's what anon just said you fucking mongoloid

>>728089426
>infesting
they are bugkillers
more like they are protecting your house from bugs from now on

bluering milipede. one expensive animal =\

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Fire is the only answer

>>728089001
KILL
IT
WITH
FIRE
!!!

Pour some voda into the can. Partay!

>>728089001
Just a centipede protecting its young...
leave it be.

>>728089001
Just put it outside of the house, poor mama is just protecting the babies.

>>728089001
FUCKING KILL IT

Anyone else ever have to kill one of these things? They are the most impervious things against physical dmg

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>>728089001
>>look inside tin in house
>>find this
>>what do?
>
>personally i fill it with bleach and seal the lid off
wtf is that i am dying

>>728089001
Yes fill to brim with bleach so it can swim out

>>728089001
I'd eat those noodles

Dump that shit into my asshole neighbors mailbox

>>728089859
YOLANDI

>>728089001
Let the little guys go

It's just a mama centipede and her babies, no need to be a pussy.

>>728089415
pretty much

>>728089720
Well people are niggers, faggots, and isis

Centipedes are not nearly as bad as that