>Waifu claiming thread.
>Previous:>>728071207
>The rules are very simple:
>>claim your 2D waifu
>>post pics of your waifu
>>insult other waifus
>>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>>discuss stuff
>>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>>most important: Have fun!
>>728077842
Eh still.
>>728078207
Just that i don't need to pretend if it's true~
> Give it time
I dunno, did you get your certification in the mail yet?
Still here
and
>>728078386
Dank souls it is. Just doing the link stuff right now
Claim~
Firekeeper out, have a good day/ night everybody!
>>728077011 (Hanako)
Well, I'm sorry I have to let you down once again, but I have to leave you with just your music, I'm sorry...
Wait... I did? Well, a little cleavage never hurt anyone did it~?
A few times a month sometimes, but it's pretty much random.
Yeah, I'm not going to let something so little rule me over. I'm the goddamn Firekeeper after all, if my own heart attacks me I won't hesitate and go Shadow Jesus on it's ass, no mercy.
Yeah, and I would hate to not be able to reply to my favourite Hanako, so I'll try my best <3
>>728077311 (music anon)
Uhm... Errr... I.....
...nice weather, isn't it?
But in all seriousness, I'm screenshooting that, and when I'll come back home I'll run it through a Moonspeak-Potato translator. What you're saying probably makes a lot of sense and I'll probably understand what you mean, but thinking about the Universe, in the morning and on a bus no less isn't exactly my kind of thing, sorry :(
But, as I said, I'll screen this and I'll get back at you tomorrow, deal?
And sorry to cut it so short, but work calls... Have a good day music anon ^^
she shits on any other waifu easily
Claiming best girl
>>728078386
Maybe once utopia released? Feels kinda pointless to start a new game before that tbh.
>>728078674
>shits on
No ty.
I think I need to break and let my headache subside. I feel like I could be lurking still, but I need to put the screen down a bit.
>>728078022
That's nice : )
>>728078661
No problem : ) I'm no Neil DeGrass, so I'm sure there are better ways to communicate it. Also, yes, best left to a more wakeful state of mind. Thanks for trying anyways <3
>>728078661
It's ok, i understand.
Yup, your support helped~
I see, i'm glad it's not more often.
Haha that might be a bit overboard but it would definitely whip that heart into shape.
Have a good day at work! Goodbye Firekeeper. <3
>>728077754
Thank you! It'll update whenever I finish taking pictures~
>>728077842
Whatever makes you feel better
>>728078022
Laundry is such a hassle..
>>728078207
What's it like being so wrong?
>>728078422
Perfect waifu
prove me wrong /b/itches
>>728078539
>Neurotic
>Self loathing
>will probably hate you unless you are perfect in every way
>Would hate you if you were perfect in every way for being too perfect
>duckfaces
>Basically teenage stupidity personified
>Also pedo
>>728078533
>>728078422
I can't insult OPs waifu due to good choice
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>728078533
>dubs
Yes you do need to pretend cause i am not a pervert
>not needed cause you never will have any proof
W-well you see funny thing is that it got lost in the mail so t-they're sending a new one.
But i swear I'm a professional
>now show me your panties
>>728078972
Ask yourself that cause it is you who is wrong.
Blue trumps all
Alright, I'm going to try and sleep now, hopefully I didn't spook myself too bad. Goodnight everyone.
Claiming.
Enjoying a real big beer while waiting for friends for our weekly catchup
best girl
>>728078539
>Dank souls
Played those before?
>>728078904
Just drinking water helps sometimes.
>>728078972
Especially if you have stuff that need to be washed separately.
>>728078533
It wasnt that bad.
>>728078827
Alright done. Come hate me on stream for being bad this game.
>>728078956
Hi friend how are you?
>>728078972
It feels great.
>>728078993
Ok?
>>728079193
I have for 1 and 2 and I got through some of 3 on pc but I dropped a lot of frames
https://www twitch tv/the_love_box
Got rid of the dots.
>>728078972
>>728079036
>>728078539
Let me settle this for you. Blue hair is ONLY better when it come to short hair. Pink wins long hair.
>>728078993
Why thank you. I'm not sure who your waifu is but i really like her look.
>>728079036
Nope, no pretending needed.
> Yes i will, trust me.
Alright i will. But only if you ask nicely~
Y'all can have whoever you want but literally nothing can top my main Liru
>>728079292
Pink can fuck right off
Pink is a nice color though.
try telling me that this isn't the best waifu
pro tip: you can't
>>728079157
Pedo
>>728079172
Mary sue overdesigned crap
Let me guess, she's a demon or something with godlike powers and is perfect and good at everything right?
>>728079175
Literally looks like a baby face with marshallows strapped to chest
>>728079193
looks like shes 12
>>728079282
Tomoko has no sense of purpose and is an empty shell of a human being
>>728079292
Franken Fran, very short manga series, worth the read, dark humor required.
>>728079314
Furry
>>728079331
More pedo
>>728079292
Blue hair is better all the way around
Pretending is the closest you'll ever get to me being a pervert
>really? Cause i don't see any still
Please let me inspect your panties to make sure everything is alright
>>728079331
I like the way you think
>>728079476
Blue has a better look to it
>>728078837
Well yeah, that's what i meant.
>>728079282
link?
>>728079592
lmao there is literally nothing wrong with baby faces or marshmallows.
>>728079331
It may be better than blue, but pink is still inferior to red,purple,black, and grey hair.
>>728079592
I'll have to check it out.
>>728079640
Depends on the shade of blue.
Well if i was pretending you would be a much bigger pervert.
> Like i said, give it time~
Since you asked nicely
>
>>728079823
>there is literally nothing wrong with baby faces
>Waifu thread
>>728079592
She is in highschool.
>>728079640
Ayyyy
>>728079734
https://www twitch tv/the_love_box
add the periods where there are spaces.
>>728079922
Blue is better than pink
>>728079640
Are we only talking about hair?
Saya had nice hair at least.
>>728079933
>implying only children have youthful faces.
>>728080062
>Implying its normal for a fucking adult to have baby face
>>728079036
Blue is very good! But pink is better, sorry!
>>728079193
I have lots of stuff that is handwash only
>>728079282
Good! You should be happy!
>>728079292
Ayyy, thank you Hanako!
>>728080062
you just keep digging yourself deeper anon, why don't you have a seat?
>>728080240
already sitting, Chris.
>>728079734
Then yeah, sure.
>>728079592
Looks like she's starting to rot any time now.
>>728080197
Im not :(
>>728079592
Not going to call me a pedo too?
How rude.
>>728080407
Why not?
>>728079734
Cute outfit
>>728079922
>dub dubs
I'm talking juvia's bright blue hair
You're pretending now that I'm a pervert!
>I'm still waiting
>striped panties and a c-cute butt
D-don't try to make it sound like I'm some sort of pervert who begged you to post them!
You should post more though as my inspection needs more samples
>>728079961
Blue is superior!
>>728080007
It's not only nice, it's blue andtherefore superior
>>728080197
You got it mixed up
Pink is nice but blue is superior
>>728080453
Im playing dark souls 3 with only a broken sword
>>728080457
That it is.
>>728080509
qt
>>728080457
Pink > Green > Blue
>>728080557
That sounds like fun!
>>728080557
Wwho
>>728080197
Just speaking the truth.
>>728080457
That blue is nice, I like a darker blue, personally.
Not at all~
> Do you really want to be outed as a perv that much~
I understand, it is important research after all.
>>728080316
>Looks like she's starting to rot any time now.
Naw, she's fully alive, all her parts are in working order, but sometimes things do fall out if jarred too hard
>>728080446
Your waifu's head looks so out of proportion she is basically an alien
>>728080790
How've you been?
>>728080916
Pretty good. How about you?
>>728079592
>literally claiming a dumpster corpse
>>728080457
>superior
I wouldn't go that far.
>>728080710
>liking green anything
>>728080966
I've been well
Figured out what's up with the test I was studying so much for
82%
>>728080899
>Your waifu looks like an anime character
You're very on point. Thanks.
Very valid coming from a Fran claimer of all people.
>>728081008
Why are you posting her?
>>728078422
tell me a bedtime story pls
>>728078422
Apologies if someone has Rei I just did a quick skim -
I MEAN ALL YOUR OTHER WAIFU ARE FALSE THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE WAIFU
>>728080710
Just trying to make it interesting.
>>728080738
You,
>>728079592
No, she has more than a few flaws. Demigod, true, but she is utter crap when it comes to ranged, has a random change of personality when it suits her and cannot act outside of the lass of her patron god. Which means she cant go against the will of another god. Which she always has a god opposing her and forbids her from intervening. Though against regular humans, undead or anything not of the gods yeah, shes unstoppable. Though she can get rendered unable to act through dismemberment, shes barely tougher than the average human.
>>728081127
'Cause she's my waifu. I don't think you have technically claimed her this thread for that matter.
>>728081140
Once there was a princess who lived in a castle and there was a man who came to save her.
She said to the man "why are you taking me away? I like being at the castle."
"But princess, am I not supposed to save you?"
"The castle is my home."
"Oh." there was a pause "well I can take you back."
"That'd be nice."
And so the man took the princess back to the castle. When they arrived, the princess had started to notice that her "savior" was actually kind of cute.
"Ayyyyyyyy u want sum fuk????" the princess said
"lmao" the man said
and that's how you were born, my son
>>728081161
I really enjoyed the Caestus playthrough I did
>>728080990
>dumpster corpse
Pretty sure she's made out of top notch body parts
She was made during WWII when the professor had proper funding
Also the professor was a pretty rich guy, he can afford good material
>>728081251
I posted her first which means I claimed her. She's mine, fuck off.
>>728080557
You're always wise Tomo
>>728080710
Here, let's try this again
Blue > white > brown > pink
>>728080790
I like dark blue too but hair color I'm a bit different
>>728080790
Of course you are you pervert!
>n-no! You're always saying I'm a pervert but i don't see any proof
>y-yeah, r-research
P-pretty light P-purple panties to match a perfectly cute b-butt
>
Hmmm, i think I'll need another sample, I'm getting close though
>>728081008
It is best hair color though
>>728081374
12 eps in and he still has to sleep on a pile of hay..
>>728081374
She's mine now
>>728081067
Good god heterochromia?
The twintails?
the maid outfit?
Literally tumbler/deviantart trash design made by an uninspired tween who thinks she's drawing her "inner soul"
Or some fat guy whos blasting his combined fetishes all over the internet in a shameless sleuth.
You'd be surprised how often those two overlap in terms of creative output
>>728081306
Yeah but thats boring and overdone.
>>728081422
Like when I saw you posted lewds
>>728081422
Why are you so wrong!
>>728081456
She's been busy! Stuff's been going on!
>>728081534
Wrong.
>>728081552
I suppose, but it's fun!
>>728081374
We went over this last night, though.
>>728081422
I'm not really a fan of the kuudere that is usually associated with it.
Well it;s time for me to get to bed. Have a good day/night everyone. Goodnight.
>>728081030
Good to hear. Nice, congrats! Goodnight Louise.
>>728081140
Sorry, i'm about to go to sleep myself.
>>728081422
> Dubs
Just wishful thinking i guess~
> You'll get your proof one day
Sorry, i'd love to give you more, but i gotta go to bed now.
> Though i might be willing to give you the one you want, if you give me a little something first~ (within the next few minutes, before i fall asleep)
Goodnight Juvia.
>>728081552
Gnight Tomo.
Claiming best Chuuni
>>728081668
She is mine.
Let's try this...
I'm really autistic, I know, but
You posting her legitimately makes me angry, would you please stop?
>>728081773
Thank you! Goodnight, Hanako.
>>728081601
I guess so.
>>728081773
Night
>>728081535
>Purple skin?
>White hair?
>Skin tight leather?
>Absurd shark teeth?
>Literally tumblr deviantart trash designed by some uninspired edgy tween who thinks she's drawing her "inner soul"
>Or some fat guy who's blasting his combined fetishes all over the internet in a shameless sleuth.
Are you kidding? Listing someone's broad characteristics and then making some silly rainbow statement about who likes such things isn't even an insult. It's just blowing hot air out your ass.
>>728081412
I've never really been into idols and I should really know that one's name specifically but I can't recall. Good evening to you.
>>728081773
Sweet dreams.
>>728081826
I won't post her next thread if I'm still here since you are being so sincere.
>>728081161
>>728081872
Have you tried it?
>>728081936
Thank you.
>>728081902
>Thinks that is leather
>Doesn't get what those mutations mean
>doesn't get 40K
you live in a sad world anon
Hello~ Hello~
>>728081552
I-i don't know what you're talking about...
>>728081601
You should be asking yourself that
>>728081668
Yeah but Juvia is the complete opposite of that. I wouldn't like it either honestly but i haven't really seen it yet
>>728081773
>more like never
You need to finish your check up, it's for your own good
>this is strictly for research purposes only so unless you want to deprive me of the knowledge of seeing those beautiful panties- uh i mean the knowledge of the proper look of panties.
>>728082095
I was mocking you.
You live in a sad world anon.
>>728082091
Don't be nice to me, it's weir-
Pfft. Nevermind.
>>728082045
Still cute.
>>728082091
Friend did it he loved it
>>728082137
Yo
>>728082219
Liar
>>728082329
Tomoko?
>>728082219
But I'm not wrong, Juvia.
>>728082325
well, I'm grateful.
Will you ever post her again?
I would very much like it if you did not.
>>728082329
Try it!
All of you
>>728082329
hello, hun, how are you?
>>728082353
Yes?
>>728082543
I think ill actually try something im good at like titanfall.
>>728082568
Oh hello Dorthy? Right?
>ITT
>>728082602
I wanna play Titanfall..
>>728082602
Tomoko a cute
>aikawa
>>728082543
Of course I will, I claimed her probably before you even heard of her~
>>728082602
Yes, yes, that is correct!
How are you Awawawa?
>>728082708
Try me, how long have you been claiming her?
>>728082329
I am no liar!
I would never lewd my juvia
>>728082543
Little did you know
>you are
>>728082775
I'm totally not, pink hair is really really cute!
best girl claimed.
>>728082762
Holy shit guys! For the longest time, I thought you all were a bunch of losers, and I still do, but I think I understand it now. See, I've been playing an ass-load of animal crossing lately, and since I started playing it, I've changed all my wallpapers to Isabelle. it's not just an unhealthy attraction to a cartoon character, the character itself finds avenues to lay comfortably in your sub conscience. But they're just so likable that you see no reason to seek help
>>728082660
Its awesome and I kind of know how to play.
>>728082683
Always
>>728082743
Im streaming titanfall 2 now. Awawawaw?
>>728082775
Totally are.
>>728082898
>2013
Get on my level
2008, anon. It's been nine years.
I love her more every day.
>>728082938
I'd get it if it was on Steam.
>>728082899
hurr look at me I'm so random
>>728078422
Mitsuha is mine!
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>728083083
PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
EP 13: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
>>728082973
I don't believe you~
Of course, I had to watch the series before I could make the folder.
>>728083083
Pretty sure she's his, bro.
>>728083144
Well, there's not exactly a way to prove it, is there? I've switched computers since then, so, my folder date is out of date.
>>728083083
Is it true that if you post Keit-ai on /a/, you get an instaban?
>>728082938
Oh, that sounds nice, I hope you have a lot of fun violating other players online with your giant, hard, metal robot
>>728083083
Already a thing.
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90
>>728083232
>watches from afar
>>728083209
Tsk tsk, and you are so dedicated about everything else.
>>728083288
Oh, there you are awawawa~
How are you, hun?
>>728083083
>>728083148
If your waifu already has a boyfriend, does that mean you're a cuck?
>>728082973
So would everyone
>>728083232
Thats pretty sexual.
>>728083371
Well I never thought I'd need to prove it.
>>728083485
It should be!
>>728083401
Oh, you noticed me. Did you think that girl was me?
>>728078422
>tfw no 18+ to pay you to be a trap
>>728083550
Tell that to EA
>>728083589
forgit the pic
>>728083630
EA is a very bad company.
Cute trap coming through
Flowey Claimed <3
Louise is shit.