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Sup /b/, I have a wart on my finger and I need to get it removed

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Sup /b/, I have a wart on my finger and I need to get it removed ASAP. I'd like it off by Monday because I'm leaving for Hawaii. Any suggestions? Pic related
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Freeze it
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>>728077935
I had warts on my fingers for a year and the only thing that worked for me was the doc put some liquid nitrogen on it.
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>>728077935
Rip that shit off with pliers or get a sharp razor and shave it down as much as possible.. It will hurt but so will freezing it
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>>728078071
How much did that cost?
>>728078015
Where would I go for that?
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>>728078136
He just did it for free at my physical. He had a tank of the stuff.
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>>728078216
And it went away almost immediately?
Thanks mate :)
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Is this a wart too? It's been there a few months, despite me constantly ripping it off. Haven't really cared because it doesn't do anything. Advice?
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>>728078425
Looks like one.
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>>728078396
Yeah, it peeled off and went away after a night. Best of luck.
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>>728078425
Yes, for sure.
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>>728078516
Thank you!!
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>>728078531
>>728078516
>>728078503
Is there anything they do other than look ugly and sit on your finger? How does one get a wart?
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>>728077935
>>728078425
so i used to have a wart on one of my fingers for like, ever, and i managed to get rid of it by cutting it off and plucking the root tendrils out with a pair of tweezers. it hurt like a bitch but my finger looks like there was never anything there in the first place.
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>>728078619
Damn good question. Im 19 and have never had one before. Woke up one morning and was like Oh fuck is this thing and my girl told me its just a wart.

It dosent really do anythig, i feel some pain when its squeezed hard but other than that its just something thats "there"
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Amputate finger
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>go to walmart, get some isopropyl alcohol, bandages, a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and a very sharp pocket knife
>go home
>light cigarette and smoke half of it
>use the cherry of the remaining half cigarette to cauterize the wart and flesh beneath it
>toss cigarette
>if you do it right, it will blister and remove the wart from the blood vessels that feed it blood
>if you do it "too right" it wont blister because it's too charred, this is ok
>wait a few hours to check for aforementioned blistering/nonblistering; the wart will turn black because it's dead
>use isopropyl alcohol to sterilize the very sharp pocket knife and cut the dead, cauterized flesh/wart from your finger
>alcohol sterilize some fingernail clippers and cut the blood vessel open (it will be a weird thin protrusion in the pit where the shit you cut out was); it will bleed
>sterilize site with alcohol
>bandage
>let heal for a few weeks, occasionally changing bandages and cleaning wound as necessary

this will hurt like a motherfucker and the hole will be unsightful and raw but it will work and it wont grow back
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>>728077935
I used to have a wart on my hand, I cut it out and cut deep down to get it all out. Not sure if you can do that with a finger, mine was on my inside palm. Don't they make bandaids now that make that shit fall off over time? Just buy one of those if you're too pussy to cut it off yourself.
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We'll this won't get rid of it in a few days. Maybe a week to 2 weeks but keep it wrapped in electrical tape till it goes away
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>>728078619
Pretty sure it's from contact with someone who has one. It's like calloused skin that gets pushed straight up.
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>>728078773
Same, to everything. It just kinda showed up one day. I tried to rip it off a few times to no avail. Now it's just chilling on my middle finger, helping me tell people to fuck off I guess. Suppose I'll cut it out properly.
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>>728078773
have you recently fingered your girlfriend with that hand? she might have a really dirty pussy and gave it to you on your hand.
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>>728078619
They do nothing other than look ugly and sit on your finger. Warts in extremely large amounts can cause obvious complications, but are otherwise harmless. They are caused by various forms of HPV.

>>728078773
What has this board come to.
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>>728078964
Fuck
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>>728078786
This sounds like it would work. Personally wouldn't do it myself if I hadn't had a few drinks before hand to dull the pain but that's just me.
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>>728077935
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>>728079065
Agree
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>>728079117
Where'd you buy that at?
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>>728078931
It is herpes, more specifically HPV yes it is transmitted by touch
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>>728078964
youre delusional or an idiot or both.
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Had a few as well, on my feet though. Freezing didn't work so I ended up having them basically cut out. Yours doesn't look as big as mine were, but it really depends how deep these fuckers are rooted. Also as a diabetic, I was told I had a lot more chance to get these spread.
Haven't had warts ever since, fingers crossed.
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>>728078938
Don't cut it out, smother it with tape
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>>728079047
Yes google HPV, also don't finger your girlfriend with that finger you can give her warts in her pussy with it, if she doesn't have them already. (no offense just saying hypothetically)
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>>728079149
google it, nigga. drugstores, walmart, etc...
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>>728078964
>warts = herpes retard
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I bit mine off, and then ripped of w.e extra was there, and then i used a knife to dig in a bit and cut out whatever i saw that seemed to be part of the wart cuz i read about it having a 'root'
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>>728079188
Jesus fuck that looks like it hurts
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>>728079241
Genital warts are a real thing you underage retard. What do they teach you kids in school these days?
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Oops this
>>728079241
Was supposed to go to
>>728079185
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>>728079188
Keep that fucker wrapped and clean.
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>>728079302
read
>>728079185
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this works

"Home remedies for warts. Cut a potato in half and rub the wart firmly with the potato half, making sure that the skin becomes saturated with raw potato juice. Repeat morning and night for two weeks to start seeing results."
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Fuckin hell man. So if I fingered my girl once, will she be fine?
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>>728079302
Yes I know jack ass I said warts equals herpes do you not know basic symbols you fuck
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>>728079422
I don't know who's trolling who anymore. Warts are herpes are separate things. Google them you fucking newfags.
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>>728077935
Freeze it off with liquid nitrogen. You can get the remover cans at your supermarket
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CVS or Walgreens should sell the freeze off kits, just use one of those.
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>>728079468
Warts=hpv=herpes
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also read somewhere that you can wrap duct tape around it and cover it so it doesnt receive oxygen to kill it.
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Grab some nail clippers and start clipping away

Works like a charm
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>>728079542
I tried that and it grew back
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>>728079422
Herpes are sores, not genital warts you fucking idiots.
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>>728079589
Kill it with tape
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>>728079513
HPV is different from HSV (herpes) and HIV (what you probably have).
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Surprised no one said to cut it off with one of the knifes in the background lol
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>>728079272
Oh it wasn't so bad, its just I had my other feet treated as well so for a month walking was a bitch. It wasn't impossible, but I managed; after a month it was mostly closed up.
>>728079352
Bandage and a cream I was subscibed. It has been years and it's healed altough visible somewhat.
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you are fucking lucky today. i will give you the formula which works 100% no matter what. read carefully. first you get a needle and peel off the hard skin. you do not need to make it bleed and shit but just get rid of the hard/shit skin. then go ask your mom for vinegar, tape/band aid/phlaster whatever the fuck you can find and some cotton. you fucking soak the cotton in vinegar and put it on the wart and tape on it. this thing stays for 20-24 hours and you renew it for 3-4 days. it will go black and you will peel it off and will be like you never had wart before. praise my name after going "thank you based W."
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>>728077935
I think the best way is to find something in a pharmacy, should be plenty of options such as freezing and using acid but I'm not sure. It might have to be actually prescribed by a doctor so you better get an appointment quickly.
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>>728078907
>We'll this won't get rid of it in a few days. Maybe a week to 2 weeks but keep it wrapped in electrical tape till it goes away
This OP, had some warts on my thumb and fingers a while back. Duct-tape wrapped tighly around the warts each day, just never let them "breath" for a lack of better words.
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>>728079689
Can anyone confirm working and wont get infected?
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>>728079689
the vinegar wart removal technique us real just look that shit up online, it works. people pay to have them frozen because they don't know how to do it at home or they want it done fast
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>>728079188

not all of it's been removed but its a bit late now. tend that wound
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Easy.
Step 1: Chew/Cut/Remove wart down to root.
Step 2: Fill Hole with nontoxic wood glue (elmers)
Step 3: Cover the hole with duct tape and let dry.
Step 4: Wait 24 hours, Rip off, Success!
Step 5: Profit!!!

[The wood glue will be drawn into the wart roots, unlike other glues, allowing it to harden and make the roots stiff. Once that's done, when you rip it out, it will take the roots with it. You will bleed like crazy after you do it, but it will scab over quickly. Enjoy the wart free life.]
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>>728078619
Warts are from an HPV virus. HPV viruses are so unbelievably common, that you can literally catch them anywhere that people have been, so there's no telling when you got it. Additionally, the first wart you get usually doesn't appear until at least few months after you contracted the virus.
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Don't ever wait to get a wart removed. Had a giant wart on my thumb that I kept putting off getting removed. Eventually had to have it burned off with electricity. Pic related.
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>>728079117

this stuff wont remove it entirely. it'll eventually grow back. just take the pain and cauterize/cut it out
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>>728079153
Warts and herpes are separate viruses.
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>>728079910
That seems really painful and retarded when they sell medical grade wart remover on amazon

>Freeze wart
>Pull out
>done
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Okay im gonna attempt to cut it out
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>>728080045
They are separate viruses but both are spread by touch.
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>>728080147
First of all that's elmers glue or your friend's jizz on your hand. Secondly, what's with the rainbow knife are you coming out of the closet? This has been a fun ruse but I can see through OP's bullshit.
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>>728080147
It was that moment anon goes to hospital
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>>728080267
Gifts from my girl Anon.
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>>728080386
they look ultra gay
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>>728080153
Herpes virus is spread by touch, but HPV can spread through contact with surfaces, or by skin to skin contact.
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>>728080147

cauterize, excise, and sterilize bruh. not glue, wtf, lol. your finger, though
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>>728080467
There we go, finally we get a doctor in the thread. Only kidding but yeah very true anon. You underage faggots should pay attention before your assholes are covered in warts.
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>>728080386
Gay, your gf has dick too?
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This isn't working
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Legit, glue works. Don't have to believe me. If you get another wart, I FUCKING DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU FAGGOT! Do what I posted. It will work.
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