Thank you /b/. You've been here for me for a long time and

What if I told you there's more to come and you just have to wait a bit?

>>728053572
Why now?

Goodbye fan, good luck, what is your way of getting out?

>>728053738
I'm all set, buddy. But thank you for a positive response.

>>728053572
But you need to be there for a /b/tard mourning a loss in the future.

Give it just one year. Then volunteer at a hospice or something. Do it for them. Pay it forward. Do it for those who are going to be where you are now.

>>728053891
This

Why decide to do it now?

Is this a suicide post? If yes, seek help pussy, if no, OP you are a faggot.

That's Wilford Brimley faggot.

>>728054388
He died of DIABEETUS

Swaggity faggity

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What's the matter op?don't let my diabeetus scare you,you can trust me

>>728053572
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit faggot. I hope you are forced to live on for years while watching everything you love die.

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>>728053905
Dunno. 1911 probably it's cleaned. Doing it outside. Less mess for the landlord. She was always good to me
>>728053905
>>728053738
>>728053905
>>728054087
Thank you, gentlemen. Post some nice things for others. I always enjoyed that.

>/b/ is not shit. You are not shit. Your opinion matters. You matter.

>>728054815

'cept this guy.

>>728055044
Oh shit dubs of truth, you cant kill yourself now OP.

>>728054815
Who hurt you Anon? Why have you become such a terrible piece of shit?

>>728055044
Listen, I used to work for 3 ERs. Not waving my dick around or anything. It was just transcribing reports. But if you're going to use a gun, you're going to have a very hard time compensating for the unnatural imbalance of not pointing it away from you. You follow me? If it's not a firm grip in the right direction, you will literally end up like some of the guys in the rekt threads. And no, there's no "surefire" solution to it, because guns were engineered to be pointed away from yuz. Right?

Other methods aren't as certain either. I've seen a lot of suicide attempts. You'd be amazed at what an ER staff can reverse.

Then you end up in 4-point restraints.

I'd rather see you just avoid all that.

>>728055044
Put that sharpie and pooper first. If /b/ really means that much you'll do it.

whats going on here?

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OP

PLEASE

DONT GO

We need you on this earth, man. There aren't enough of you. You say I'm good and I matter, but I think the same of you. Would you want one of us to take our lives? You would probably stop lurking just to attempt to talk us out of it. So yeah, that's what I'm doing. Is there anything you want to talk about? There has to be something heavy on your head, maybe something you've grown numb to but when you think about it you remember just why you grew numb to begin with? Anything you want to let out, op, let it out. We're all ears. Not because we want to be heroes, but because we can't afford to lose you.

Farewell anon, hope you find peace on whatever comes after death...

>>728055535
Goddamnit dude, every time we are setup to get a fresh vegetable or a screaming fountain, some asshole has to come out with the warnings.

>>728053572
>>728055535 is right OP. Don't use a gun or even attempt to suicide for that matter. But if you must, avoid a gun. An easier and more painless way it to OD on potassium, the supplements are easily obtainable and it's a much better exit

See you on the other side, /b/rother.

Got any religion? Hope for life after death? Atheist?

pop that glock for the brain slushy brother. you wont be missed in the long run but if it makes you feel any better nobody will.

>>728056050
>Goddamnit dude, every time we are setup to get a fresh vegetable or a screaming fountain, some asshole has to come out with the warnings.

Ha haaaa. Hey fam! Nice! I was Chandler ER in AZ before the name-change. You?

>>728053572
You are here forever. Never forget.

>>728056160
ODing is not painless, before you die you suffer for a fuckton of time, end your life easier by just using a gun.

Did op an hero?

>>728053572
At least get life insurance

Do you think your dad would want you to do this?

>>728053572
You should absolutely not kill yourself but if you must, be the Livestream hero your beloved /b/ has needed since it's inception.

>>728056160
>An easier and more painless way it to OD on potassium, the supplements are easily obtainable and it's a much better exit

As previously stated, it takes forever and the suffering is immense. Many who do this actually end up calling 911 on their own. In any case, it's enough time for someone to find you and then we initiate intubation (they do it a lot) and then you wake up in 4-point-restraints. XD

As for gun, see above.

>>728053572
adventure awaits us, come /b/rother, we shall see the farthest stars! sail the largest seas! and discover the true meaning of adventure!

>>728056585
Life insurance does not pay if you an hero summer fag.

don't an hero op. travel to Rojava to fight ISIS. They're looking for international volunteers. Volunteer in a homeless shelter. Go off the grid and live in a park for a few years, just for the craic. Do something you never dreamed you could do. if you're going to kill yourself anyway, throw your life away and start a new one. anything is better than just dying. don't an hero op.

True story. Guy in AZ tried to take it to 11 and jump off an overpass into oncoming traffic. During rush hour.

My doc still saved him.

Don't do it you fag, you will miss trump building the wall ffs!!!!

>>728053572
see you space cowboy

>>728056963
>don't an hero op. travel to Rojava to fight ISIS. They're looking for international volunteers. Volunteer in a homeless shelter. Go off the grid and live in a park for a few years, just for the craic. Do something you never dreamed you could do. if you're going to kill yourself anyway, throw your life away and start a new one. anything is better than just dying. don't an hero op.

Damn. Not OP, but actually spilled over to cure my own personal existential crisis. Thanks anon!

>>728055044
Op been radio silent for 20...Hope he's still with us.

>>728053572
Do a flip!

>>728053572
Get a cute puppy op. No one snuggling a puppy is sad.

>>728057289
do it man. new identity, new friends, new job. why not try it? glad i helped.

>>728057377
Dubs confirms acquire puppy

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He is gone /b/rothers.

Let us begin the mourn as he an hero.

>>728057662
"His name was op Anon...His name was op Anon."

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>>728053572
do it

rip, another /bro graces the list of 4chan's most honoured.

>>728057969
He did

>>728057662
How do you know?

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what ever happened to the /b/ that enjoyed seeing somebody an hero. i feel like this whole thread is a bunch of reddit fags.

do it OP, kill yourself, and live stream it you faggot.

>>728058110
He hasn't posted in 30 minutes. Attention whores keep posting. This Anon said 3 things, was genuinely sad and saying goodbye.

>>728058270
hey summer bro, what subjects do you take? are you enjoying school? did you make lots of new friends this year?

>>728058338
Maybe he's lurking and keking at how bad he's trolling us

>>728058270
That /b/ was basement dwelling traps that hated themselves and the rest of humanity. The new /b/ likes celeb tits and not into needless loss of life. Fuck you old fag!

>>728058529
This wasn't a very good kek.

>>728058568
moralfags, all of ya

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Sad, he seemed like a chill dude, hope he did what he loved before he passed

Let us take a moment of silence for a lost /b/either. We'll miss you, OP

>>728055044
Hey man. I'm from /k/

Liberals use gun suicides for their statistics that guns are evil, can you please find another way without becoming a statistic?

Thanks.

>>728058831
genuine keks

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>>728058752
He did...Posted on /b/ and poof...He was gone.

>>728058752
feelsbadman

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>>728058520
a new fag would say something like this.