Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>728042892
peter is that you?
thanks again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLalr_UNX8Y
guac here
Still here
>>728043544
is dog
Here
カラミチーマス
Miho claimed
>>728043647
I don't know any dogs :o
thanks again
Still here
>>728043442
cute...
>>728044216
still cool
>>728043948
>>728044381
I know!
>>728044288
that's also a cute picture you have there
>>728043595
*rubs thighs*
foulaw
>>728044548
add more watermarks!
>>728044995
i'm bored now back to lurking
>>728044927
How sensual
>>728045152
okay goodbye and thanks for the pictures
>>728045489
>>728045529
I love you
>>728046022
I work a shitty warehouse job kyle :o
>>728043573
nyan
>>728046022
What kind of love?
Yutaka a qt.
Claiming Suwako.
>>728045205
you have to work on that hello master or if you prefer daddy
>>728046022
>>728046324
Do I now?
>>728046212
scroll down
>>728046146
what's that like?
>>728046212
platonic
very much so
>>728046607
I peel oranges with my fingers
>>728046772
I don't eat oranges :o
>>728046615
we*
>>728047085
get back to the rp pls i need to like come %)
whoops :o
>>728046322
scroll down
>>728047052
I used to as a kid, not anymore
>>728047085
I don't know if I could call you something like that.
i'm sorry
>>728047318
I just noticed
>>728047450
i'm not
>>728047491
whoops
who is your waifu? :o
>>728047450
whats your deal brother
>>728047569
HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE GREAT SUWAKO?
>>728047318
I like clementines
>>728047327
try saying it
>>728047834
No it's quite alright.
>>728047808
idk what those are
>>728047785
no:
nice to meet you
>>728048196
>>728048414
ah
so oranges
>>728048492
no -_-
they are very small
>>728048088
not so fast let's try it
do you want me to hold your hand?
>>728049038
No I don't feel comfortable with it. That would be ok.
>>728049494
afraid you might like it more than me?
>>728049494
hey smug, are you ready to play some vidya ?
>>728050084
hey, he said he feel uncomfortable, pls stop
Looks like a slow one today.
>>728050084
I just don't feel it's a good title for you. >>728050211
Actually just finished the game. What do you like to play? I'm eating dinner right now so we can decide what to play while I finish.
What's up fags? Still jacking off to anime characters?
>>728050737
idk... maybe some fighting game or don't starve together... Tbh, i didn't expect you would like to play with me
>>728050513
he is calm down
>>728050737
well you'd still let me hold your hand?
and what title would you pick?
>>728046772
Really gay
Warehouse management is changing right now so we'll see if it becomes any more or less gay
>>728043442
Claimed
>>728051031
Well wha fighting games do you have? I'm pretty bad at the ones I have on steam. >>728051072
I wouldn't mind that too much. Something less sexual probably.
>>728051072
you're start messing with my boy... get out... now
>>728051362
claimed forever
can I grip it hard or do you want a soft hold?
what would you pick as title?
>>728051575
He is mine now
>>728051362
skullgirls & kof13
>>728051927
he's mine, get your filthy hand outta my boy, you fag
>>728051927
Im not sure,
>>728051934
Skullgrills it is. Ive only played a few characters so if you beat my ass yeah.
>>728052267
I actually dont know either of you.
>>728052808
you already know me... don't pretend you don't know who am i
>>728051239
DONG PLS NO!
>>728052267
my filthy hands will make him very dirty when I let them wander all over his body
and he will like it and ask for more
>>728052808
so hard grip and pull you over to nibble your ear
>>728053091
GET OUT you disgusting pig
>>728053065
I refuse to guess anymore since I am normally wrong.
>>728053091
No I dont like my hand getting squeezed.
>>728053204
JILL! I forgot to ask but you seemed hurt when other Tomo said something about earrings. Do you have some?
>>728053311
Barry go home
Took me 10.5 hours, but I finally won a match of Battlegrounds! Feelsgoodman :3
Anyone want to join for another?
>>728053068
You cannot stop it
It will come
Along with your package
Waiting for an email back about that
>>728053457
I do, yeah. which other Tomo was that? morning or guac?
>>728053204
Hello Jill. How you be?
>>728053574
don't tell me what to do, you little sweet ass
>>728053578
The game looks interesting but too taxing for my pc. I used to be able to run H1Z1 until they required you to spawn grass. Feelsbadman.
>>728053677
How many? Probably Texas. They are very opinionated.
>>728053619
Woo, I'll let my grandma know.
Also, Dong, my car is back in action and more ghetto than ever!
>>728053311
no
>>728053457
how am I supposed to pull you over?
I'll just squeeze it that one second
>>728053779
I'm okay. you?
>>728053899
currently? only one in each ear. one of my others caught and came out in my sleep, back then in was three in one lobe.
I'll get those pierced again soon, though.
>>728053944
tomoyoyo
>>728054173
everyone is dead
>>728054061
You wouldnt have to do that.
>>728054414
TICC
>>728054414
Does piercing hurt?
>>728054434
but I do with a surprise nibble or kiss
>>728054551
nah.
>>728054571
it's more of an achy pinch for ears, and you can't put pressure on them for that day by lying down. nipples are way worse, though.
>>728054414
Heading to bed soon but in the mood for instant ramen. Like, straight up dry.
>>728054417
Why did nobody invite me to the suicide pact?
>>728054867
Its fine really. I dont need that.
>>728054894
Jills legs are great. I lay on my back so its fine. You pierced your nipple?
>>728055094
you're not in the discord group chat -_-
best waifu
>>728055002
you're... just eating the block?
>>728055239
I never said I did.
>>728055239
you will get them anyway
>>728055747
My friends sister eats ramen that way too. Its nasty. You should and send me a pic.
>>728054894
ticc legs
Just refreshing claim
Claimed.
>>728056043
nah.
>>728056088
nah.
>>728056276
Oh hey, it's you again.
How can the other waifus compete?
>>728056321
yee I want to be choked by them
>>728056021
Is that so?
>>728056114
Hi Mizore.
>>728056276
Hi.
>>728056321
Do you have any tattoos?
>>728056485
Hello!
>>728055396
Why would I be
Are we going to do something tonight?
>>728056464
too bad she's 2D, anon. too bad she's 2D.
>>728056485
still nah.
>>728056666
it is too bad also checked
>>728056610
It'd be easier to contact you, instead of hoping you're in thread
yes probably around 9-10 my time
>>728056485
yes you can have as many as you want or need
>>728056666
Checked
>>728056842
When would I have access to Discord but not be on /waifu/?
>>728056757
right. I'm out of leg pics for you.
>>728057044
>>728057126
oh for fuck's sake. it's quads, get over it.
>>728056666
Wonder if she can crush that can with those thighs
>>728057214
AH /b You never disapoint.
>>728057184
are you saying that you're on /waifu/ every chance you get?
discord is just something I can leave open and check occasionally for messages
>oh for fuck's sake. it's quads, get over it.
fuck you
>>728057362
WHY
>>728057207
Well shit time to anhero
>>728057362
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE OW!
That fucking made me cringe in pain anon!
>>728056568
Such a cutie
>>728056666
Would you like one?
>>728056951
I dont really need anything.
claimed, megumin
>>728057333
Yes
I don't see why I should close the tab if I'm on my laptop.
>>728057627
Y-You really think so?
guys guys im watching the patriot god i love this movie
>>728057721
megamu
>>728057787
alright then, a lot of times I wanna inv you but you're not on thread, I guess that implies you're busy
>>728057869
i love
>>728057362
>>728057856
Blue hair always add to cuteness level
Kobayashi claimed
>>728057362
nah. you realize there's like a 10% time of getting dubs every time you post, right? and that every pair of dubs that we go past on the post numbers, someone got. they're just numbers, bud.
>>728057478
nah, just go to a booru and find a tag for thick thighs or something. you can spend all night jerking off.
>>728057627
probably, yeah? I have a folder of inspiration and mock-ups, just never had the time when I had the money, never had the money when I had the time.
>>728057869
my parents never let me watch the tomahawk massacre scene when I was a kid.
>>728057923
...go on..!
>>728057627
not even a helping hand to rub and cuddle you?
>>728057923
I don't interact with the thread after claiming you know
>>728058024
>picture
I've been there before, bud.
>>728057963
It does doesn't it?
>>728058024
hahaha awww thats a nice memory. parents sheltering you from violent scenes :,)
>>728058014
>>728058135
that was meant for you. maybe I'm there already, it seems.
>>728058153
good old parents! I never watched Titanic because of the car sex scene either.
>>728058107
I mean when you're not on at all
I think, you're weird
>>728058042
did you
>>728058024
>nah. you realize there's like a 10% time of getting dubs every time you post, right? and that every pair of dubs that we go past on the post numbers, someone got. they're just numbers, bud.
>>728058024
Can you show me one?
>>728058087
Nah Im used to not having any of it.
>>728058284
hahaaaaaaaaaa that ones not even bad tho the glass just fogs up right?
>>728058318
u bitch! %)
>>728043442
Your isp is now legally allowed to do whatever it wants with your data. This is the only way to stop them. http://www.deleteip.com
>>728058318
Then I must be away from my laptop, probably taking a shower or sleeping, maybe "busy".
sylvie claimed
>>728058481
god ee
>>728058539
"busy"
what do you wanna do today?
>>728058284
Isn't it just a wonderful time?
>>728058024
>call quads "just numbers"
>have low-quality gore posted at me
never change, /b/.
>>728058433
I think it's on my other laptop, but one was the skeletal structure of serotonin, and the other was just going to be a quarter rest from sheet music. little stuff like that that's important.
>>728058481
yeah, basically. god forbid a kid sees implied sex, though.
>>728058742
as long as you're not blackout and have someone with you, yeah.
>>728058701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SBw6nVvJSo
>>728058024
.
>>728059017
It would be hard for me to get one. Im allergic to the cream you apply after you get it. I break out in a huge rash wherever its put.
>>728059338
ah... that would be complicated. I'm sure that, somewhere, they make hypoallergenic stuff, though? there has to be a substitute lotion.
what would yours be then, Tomo?
>>728059017
well innocence is probably a child's best attribute it's good to protect it! back to the movie, later
>>728059093
peace
>>728058024
..
>>728059688
have fun, hon.
>>728059506
Probably like 3 times more expensive yeah. I dont know nothing really sticks out to me that I would want anyways. Id get something somewhere easy to cover up I know that much.
When you forget you're on /b/ for a while and they come remind you
>>728058024
...
>>728059875
This. I will never back down on my claim that this thread seems to be about as /jp/ as it can get, people will say otherwise but I won't listen because I'm dumb.
>>728059968
Here's the real question, is there a shizuruchibi3.jpg?
>>728059849
I actually made sure the quarter rest would fit perfectly under a watch band.
>>728059875
just ignore it. more attention = more posting.
>>728058024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is56ahy7LnA
>>728060371
Look at you Jill thinking ahead.
>>728058425
Kek that's certainly what it feels like when you step on one
>>728060488
I have my moments.
>>728060653
thanks fam, I almost didn't see them.
Hello Jill, Tomoko, Sci, et al! Sorry for anyone who I forgot or didn't see, and that et al is for all of you I haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet. How are you doing?
>>728060728
Don't mention it, always here to help :)
>>728060728
Dont we all?
>>728060846
>>728060846
Hi.
>>728060846
doing aight. you?
>>728061046
Hello Tomoko, nice to see you. What're you up to?
>>728060161
1-14 and a few i haven't bothered to name or i used a different scheme for
>>728061167
I'm doing well myself, thanks for asking. What're you up to atm?
>>728061215
Was about to shower.
>>728061331
Oh I see, that means you'll be heading for bit presumably?
>>728061220
Tugbote
>>728061220
How big is your Shizuru folder?
>>728061303
honestly? just laying in bed, posting in here and checking on /mu/. nothing thrilling. maybe working on rebuilding my VST folder finally.
you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_NaBmm2GJk
Hello all
>Tanya claimed
What the fuck does this all mean here
>Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!
>>728061432
Hi there. What's up?
>>728061433
380 files, apparently.
>>728061331
>roleplaying
>>728061433
morning
>>728061566
Nice, I should probably check out /mu/ more given my interests, only been there like once. Anything good?
>>728060846
I'm pretty good how about you?
>>728061787
getting tired just voice chatting with people how are you?
>>728061566
>forgot image
just one of those nights, isn't it...
>>728061741
April Fools. it was /mlpol/ for a while there. they fucked over /out/ and paired them up with /soc/.
>>728061866
not really. just browse the production and guitar ones in case I ever get off my ass and work on music.
how are you, though?
>>728061741
Hello, how are you doing? Thanks for sharing the track BTW, I'll listen to it after my current song finishes!
>>728061424
Yeah. I normally check it in she shower.
Claiming Sirene
>>728061827
You wake up at 6:00? It's 6:00 in your time zone right? Why are you up so early o.o
>>728061787
That file name is accurate, Shizuru is infact being cute and there is a fish involved.
How long have you been making your folder?
>>728061871
I'm good to, thanks for asking! What'd you do today?
Hello! How is everyone doing?
>>728062144
I wake up at 6:10, close enough.
Because I have to eat, drink coffee, shower, and use the computer in the morning.
>>728062278
Hi.
>>728062041
your waifu is shittttt, keep forgetting img plz
>>728062041
I'm doing well, I thought I already mentioned that unless I'm missing something. That's awesome, what sort of music would you make?
>>728062364
I wake up between 8 and 8:30... is there something wrong with me?
>>728062041
>/mlpol/
holy shit I would of loved to see that one play out.
>>728062044
Pretty dam good. Don't know why i'm listening to the mw 2 soundtrack anyways I normal like this stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi7xBe5-M8k
>>728062105
L-lewd
>>728062481
Hello and thanks for noticing me. I hope that you are having an awesome day, or at least a good one.
>>728062647
Das just her character design, Demons don't need no clothes
>>728062701
No problem. Beat titanfall 2 today so that's cool.
>>728062278
I'm doing well, thanks for asking! How are you?
>>728062074
Alrighty, well I hope you have a good shower I suppose then : )
>>728062701
nobody noticed my initial post, so now im just posting gore and fapping
>>728062647
I don't mind, that MW2 song is pretty nice! I got your other song up next though.
>>728062647
It was such a success they left it up
>>>/mlpol/
>>728062074
>showering Tomo
nice.
>>728062489
nah.
>>728062527
ah... I might have missed it. it's been a long day.
I'd like to try post-rock with some jazz influence, something along those lines.
>>728062647
I think it went okay, actually. /cock/ was my favorite, though.
>>728063052
That blowjob was it a standing offer?
>>728062586
Well college starts at 8:15...
Also, I want her to touch me like this >>728062144
>>728062799
Ah, that's awesome to hear! I've always had a soft spot for anything dealing with Robots in vidya games. I dunno, they always just look soo cool.
>>728062802
Haha, it's no problem! I'm doin' alright, could be better in all honesty, though I can't complain~
>>728062916
Aww, I'm sorry to hear that. If it makes you feel better, when I'm around, you can always talk to me about junk!
>>728063197
>That blowjob
I was not aware I offered a blowjob.
>>728063341
You were drunk I think you said
>>728063251
*boop*
I don't know if I'm capable of waking up at 6, what time do you go to sleep senpai?
>Chiru
>>728063259
Yeah beat it in the hardest difficulty.
>>728063477
that would do it, yeah.
consider it still standing for someday, but you'll have to get me drunk again anyway.
https://discord.gg/HbSdFjw Join for a free waifu!
>>728062997
Wait a minute, your waifu is Lucca? Damn that's some world class taste you've got there
>>728063640
Where do I sign up?
>merchant
>>728063727
Still not happening
>Tanya
>>728063581
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S-mug getting the S U C C huh? Just don't make a funny face or start farting when you cum.
Speaking of cheap dates, the cheapest date that ended with sex was a 6 pack and a local pool. Guys, you don't need to spend a lot of money to get laid. Just have a good time.
>>728063527
Nice~! I couldn't do that, tbh. I got the aim of a nearsighted cyclops.