>2017 >Doesn't smoke cigarettes Are you bullied,

>>728004357
tobacco company shills on /b/? rofl

Give me literally 1 reason to smoke cigarettes...

>>728004357
>it's disgusting

I miss smoking

>>728005552
It relaxes you in social situations, it's fucking awesome when you're on MDMA. You'll make friends.

>>728005552
nerd

>>728004357
>b-but it helps with my oral sucking fixation
You can suck as much dick as you want with new technology like tinder and craigslist. You don't have to sacrifice time, money, lung heath, breath smell, and teeth whiteness to satisfy your cock hunger any longer.

>>728004357
Trying so hard

>>728005843
So why not just take a nicotine pill along with the MDMA? Seems like a huge waste unless you're trying to mingle with other smoking fags.

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>>728006103
being this retarded

What is even the advantage of smoking tobacco? Inb4 but my life is so stressful

Huutikset lens :DDD

>>728004357
Don't define your individuality through corporate products and experiences. It's not worth shortening your life and making every day a little worse. You're worth more than that.

>>728006402
>You're worth more than that.
Obviously he isn't.

>>728004357
Because I am poor, anon and I wouldn't like suffering from bad breath, bad teeth and other diseases, pain and suffering is not something I want to feel.

>>728006319
basement dweller detected

>>728004357
mee ny takas sinne ylilaudalle

>>728006402
>>You're worth more than that.

I disagree. If you're stupid enough to smoke cigarettes you're stupid enough to deserve what it brings.

you just fucking reek of shit and your breath is shit and you are shit

>>728006319
Smoking is for losers who give their lives for greedy tobbaconists without any chance of receiving it back.

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>mfw turned 18 and tried a cig
Cigarettes are gross as fuck. Only pussies who want to try to look cool or poor people who can't deal with their life smoke.

>>728006241
>nicotine pill
you are so autistic

I work out and smoking is counterproductive to the results achieved from lifting.

>>728005843
Only because you're getting you're sating your addiction, dickhead.

>>728006634
>can't deal with their life
/b

>>728004357
Guaranteed replies
Why aren't you living life the way I live it? Are you retarded?

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>>728004357
Fucking finnish kids pushing this cancer

>>728004357
This!
/b/ is full of self proclaimed mega haxors, killers and tough guys. Yet, mention a cigarette and they all shit their beds

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kek OP can't quit so he might as well embrace his bad habits by validation.

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>>728006634
>turned 18
>too used to his dad's cum
>tried one cigarette
>somehow correlates that to poor people


Lol what m8

>>728004357
How about it tastes like shit.

>>728007024
This

If I wanted to give up my personal agency to a phallic-shaped object, I'd go to a church and blow a priest.

>>728007024
Underrated post

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>>728007024
...he has a point.

>>728004357
Quit cold turkey after 15 years, to be honest one of the main reasons: It isn't cool anymore.
Seriously, only old men and women in their 30's smoke, the current generation not only think it's uncool, but a disgusting stinky habit, and their right.

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>>728007024
samefag

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>>728004357

I smoke cigars in moderation. they taste good and make me feel good, and have a >1% increase in cancer risk.

>>728006986
>somehow correlates that to poor people
I didn't get it from that. I got it from studies that show that non-smokers are on average wealthier than smokers.

>>728007098
>they're

>>728004357

The answer is here
07802800754

>>728004357
There's literally no redeeming factors to smoking... 'BUT MUH RELAXATION' jesus christ dude how fucked is your life that you have to suck on a tiny penis just to feel some relaxation? Fucking homo smoker

>>728007355
>they taste good
Blatant lie.

>>728007134
Nah

>>728007024
Eh

>>728007431
oh ill just take your word for it then samefag

>>728007495
Tighten up that tinfoil bud.

What if i say i like smoking

>>728004357
>Are you bullied
No. If someone called me a faggot for not smoking, I'd tell them to keep sucking on their faggot. Peer pressure is for faggots.

>Was life a contest
Yes, life is a contest ultimately. If you lose, you die. For example, you were born, which means you were the first sperm to make it to a limited number of eggs. Congratulations, faggot.
>Was life a contest about who lives the longest
If you want to an hero early, feel free. There's no rhyme or reason when you break it all down. Do whatever the fuck you want.

>It's not
Most people are underaged, lack self-control, and have "a hole in their life", which they substitute with drug use or compulsive habits that yield short-term gratification or pleasure. For example, smoking to feel good, and needing to smoke when you feel bad, versus (improbably) smoking when you choose to smoke.

Let's not forget about nicotine.

>Who forces you to buy a pack
You're trying to get other faggots to buy smokes, you faggot. Fuck off, they're expensive.

>>728004357
>And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

survivalofthefittest.jpg

>>728007411
it's like a good coffee, an acquired taste.

>>728004357
Aren't you tired of making this shitty thread all the time?

You've been at it for months now.

Fuck off already.

>>728004357
>It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
Go read a book. Any book. Whatsoever. Then work your way up through reading comprehension and eventually maybe you'll be able to understand the scientific studies that prove you wrong.

It makes me look cool. Also smoking on drugs and drunk is very fun

I'm a smoker and what is the point of this thread?

>>728004357
Smoking is fucking retarded
Its expensive as fuck and it doesnt even do anything
Enjoy your pacifier for grownups, you fucking shitstain

>>728007693
Why would you want to acquire a taste for cigs?

>>728007584
k bud u got your bud light bud
you call me bud you must be my pepah bud

>>728004357
everyone thinks you smell like shit.
you might think you don't smell but you do

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>>728004357
My best friend smoked 2 packs a day.

Last week he got an X-ray and the doctors now want a cat scan and won't tell him specifics.

He would always ask me every single time without fail if I wanted one whenever he would have one. Occasionally I would have one if I was drinking or just felt like it, but the dude developed sudden sleep apnea and he's turning blue every night because he can't breathe correctly when he sleeps.

So fuck you.

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>>728004357
Cigarettes smell like a burning tire and taste like a sweaty boot. I've smoked a pipe for more than 20 years, and I assure you that it's a very different -- and much superior -- experience. Cigarette tobacco is made with burley, a very bland form of tobacco, and is designed to be fast, convenient, and addictive, not tasty. Pipe tobacco is made by master tobacconists with decades of experience using many of the same techniques used by master vintners.

Pic related: me, with a favourite bent apple Brigham.

>>728004357
I used to smoke like a pack or two a day, quitted on my own thank God, but the weird thing is now I cant stand the smell of someone smoking.
Also I smoke Habanos sometimes.

>>728007968
not cigarettes, cigars my dude. smoking the actual raw leaf, not the shredded treated and chemical sprayed shit that's in ciggys

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>>>/pol/119395069

fuck off

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>>728004357
On the same merits: Why don't you shoot/own guns?

>>728008217

nyt saatana

Not smoking is un-american and one of the most libtard things you can do

>>728007355
+1

>>728008478
are you fucking kidding me
listen to any old libtard hag in congress and i guarantee you will hear that smokers voice.

>>728008507
<3

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>>728008577
what's your excuse for being a godless commie?

>>728007742
Ya bro, I love to smoke at least a drunk every Friday night.

>>728008264
Doesn't change the question.

>>728005552
it makes you look pretty cool.

>>728005552
Give me one reason not to

>>728009113
Costs money.

>>728009113
emphysema and bronchitis.

also, only poor people still smoke these days.

>>728008950
turned 19, tried a good cigar, liked it, smoked more because they taste good. I like the way it makes me feel, and it's a good way to unwind

>>728009113
decreased lung capacity

>>728009113
it doesnt get you high or do much of anything really. there's really no point unless its a habit.

>>728005552
prove your American and support you country

>>728009230
so does the electricity you use on your computer to hang around in 4chan fapping to traps

>spending money on something utterly pointless

nah m8

>>728009447
Sure, but it's way cheaper.

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>>728004357
If I'm going to suck dick, I'd prefer it not to give me lung cancer or cost me a small annual fortune.

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>>728009272
>only poor people
still more succesfull than you

>>728009566
what, are you poor or a jew? do you need to count every dime?

>>728008099
can confirm
one of the best things to happen to me is discovering latakia tobacco, also people who smoke in public deserve to be ridiculed

>>728009721
that isnt a cigarette, idiot. but youre right, president obama smokes.

>>728004357
It ruins your night vision when you're stalking and killing people at night.

>>728009576
you can still suck dick. in fact, smoking could do it more enjoyable for you since you wouldn't necessary taste every drop of the disease ridden cum.

>>728010072
>president obama
you are right anon, yet another person more successful than you. where did you go wrong anon?

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>>728009894
>are you poor or a jew?
Nope, definitely not a jew. You go on and keep buying smokes my friend!

The only problem I have with smoking is that it's not free. I like living frugal and very inexpensively, I rarely spend money and like saving up. $200,000+ USD in my bank account and I'm 23...

>>728010309
im not 30 yet, I cant run for senate, idiot.

>>728006294
>having such a lack of counter arguments

>>728007098
No its their right. Just like they can remain silent.>>728007134

>>728009576
Sucking dicks can actually leads to throat cancer.

>>728010386
and you never can. you will forever be a failure. never gaining any potential. abandoned by everybody

>>728004357
Smoking hurts, sure it kills you but it does it slowly. My dad has emphysema from smoking and it slowly is killing him, years of suffering. Not something I want to experience.

>>728004357
I don't like the smell of smoke.

>>728010832
Watch it kid don't cut yourself on that edge

>>728010876
The devil's tools don't come without their dues. These folks with pride in smoking will eventually come to realize, they've been fools all along. There is no undo button, there is no load saved game. Once your lungs are fucked that's it

>>728011223
fear not anon, I can take you to it and beyond

My girlfriend used to smoked 2 packs a day and when i give her the blowjob she would cummed out smoke and that's the only way i ever smoke but then her turtle died so she had to move to Alabama and i quit cold turkey

>>728010832
and cigarettes will fix this?

>>728011628
I know that feel. Went exactly through this.

fuck cancer this is my last dart

>>728011759
yes.

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Be healthy, don't smoke, "yeah, I'll save my lungs"

cigs is a shitty drug, op is retarded

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>>728005843
>smoke cigarette
>get friend
anon youre brilliant!!

I never considered to stop smoking.
But I realize I pretty much burn 7€ every day.
Am I addicted or just stupid?

>>728012446
addicted

>>728011395
Teach me the way

>>728012446
No such thing as addiction. It's just used as an excuse to not exercise willpower. Addiction goes away when you ignore it. Damage from smoking and the financial loss does not improve by giving in to the refusal to exercise willpower.

Everyone can quit, now if they want
It's just a choice.
My aunt smoked 12 years then one day just decide to stop.

And never smoked again

No patches no gum just willpower

>>728004357
>Why not do a thing when you could do a thing!!!111!11

Kys retard.

>>728012531
I'll try to stop somededay, to see if it's really a matter of addiction or boredom.
It really is a turn-off for some girls.

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>>728007602
im liking what i see, anon

>>728012999
*someday

>>728004357
>WAAAA STOP JUDGING ME FOR SMOKING
>What do you mean you don't smoke? Aren't you a cool kid like me?
Stop being butt hurt over nothing autismo

>>728012999
Just choose not to smoke. There's no addiction, only choice.

>>728013101
Sounds like you're the offended one lol :)

>>728011759
No, there's no shortcuts or cheat modes. But successful people are prone to smoke. This country was built by smoking men for other smoking men. When we were at our pride we smoked. Some of the most well respected films are from the time when smoking was socially acceptable and they are films where people smoke. Cigarette industry is still an American industry and successful people still openly smoke, even if it now is in decreasing social acceptance while things like feminism, vegan food, global warming bs are rising. What pisses me are these slithering commies and self important libtards who preach
"oh, I support my country and the industrial powers in our capitalistic system"
"well anon, here's a cig"
"awww, lewd anon, muh fee fees"
back it up by some chart studying the 1-2 idiots who just couldn't smoke in moderation. Like alcohol, taken now and then won't make you a drunkard.

>>728009376
lot's of cigarettes are made in mexico now.

>>728013174
>I have no argument
Guess I need to go steal a cigarette from mom now

>>728013323
>literally not buying American.

>>728013406
Sorry i affected you.

>>728013323
This is true there are even mexican ads for you to smuggle a cart of ciggaretes at the border and you get payed 10 dollars.

>>728013534
It's ok just try not to make yourself look like an idiot in the future

>>728013671
I will learn from your mistake lol ;)

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>>728013721
Upvoted

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>not cigars

if youre gonna smell like an ashtray, at least smell like a man's ashtray

>>728013314
What if I just don't want to pat your ass by smoking? How about no? How about you marry the cig? How about you fuck yourself with it?

Christ, snowflake. Some people don't like dick, some do. Deal with it.

>>728012949
I'm just 29 and I've smoked for longer than your aunt.
Writing this makes me realize I've spent more than half of my life as a smoker (I started at 14).
Definitely need to pause cigarette for a bit... Who would've known b would actually give someone the will to improve his health?

>>728013871
This. Op is not even good at baiting autist

>>728013953
What if you would just try to support your country. I mean nobody is keeping you from relocating if MAGA is too hard for you

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>>728004357
I don't want the last 10 years of my life to be lived in fucking agony unable to do anything and hopelessly addicted to the thing that's causing said agony through emphysema and heart disease, not even counting the not insignificant (though heavily overstated) cancer risk.

Also, it looks fucking gay unless you're dressed up in a suit or some shit. Some asshole in casual clothes smoking is just advertising to everyone around him that he makes minimum wage (or is a recent immigrant from a third world country, like Vietnam, or France).

Like pretty much everything else, Hitler was correct in his opposition to tobacco use.

>>728014393
Go smoke.

>>728004357
cigarettes killed my father and raped my mother.

>>728013323
i just found out my brand I smoke in Canada "Peter Jackson Reds" are made in Mexico.....

>>728014399
> hopelessly addicted to the thing that's causing said agony through emphysema and heart disease
You can smoke in moderation. Like with many things you don't have to be an autist with cigs
>advertising to everyone around him that he makes minimum wage
And if not being intervened now, soon you would have remarked how cigs cost money

>>728006294
Yeah this is definitely a tobacco company ad campaign directed at 4chan. A real /b/tard would always have greentexted that.
>being this retarded

>>728004357
Smoking is fun, but it killed my penis.

>>728004357
what is this new dana white meme?

>>728004357
I dont want to die personally. just not my thing, you know?

>>728015235
You are going to die anyways. If you were planing to live forever I hate to break it to you kid but you can't.

>>728015235
Not dying slowly anyway
How do you do that?

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>>728014945
>You can smoke in moderation. Like with many things you don't have to be an autist with cigs
Most people can't though. I actually have pretty good self control when it comes to addiction, to the point where I was able to quit smoking after 5 years cold turkey with no ill effects, but there's a reason the patch and gum industry is so huge. And don't even get me started on fucking vaping.

>And if not being intervened now, soon you would have remarked how cigs cost money
The cost didn't even occur to me frankly, I'm not poor enough to worry about the cost of a pack of fucking cigs. The people who live paycheck to paycheck and still smoke are irreversibly retarded though, I'll give you that. I also think that about anyone in that situation who pays for cable.

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>>728004357
>Being triggered over people not smoking
>Makes fun of people who are triggered over people smoking

2017
>Doesn't shoot up heroine

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can shoot up in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a baggie every day, fucking peat-gavel

>>728015919
Heroin*
Autocorrect fucked me

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>>728004357

>>728015919
>doesn't shoot up heroine

I'm also kind of tired of all this "grrl power" crap in media today anon but jesus

>>728015919
when the freudian slips and you says does shoot up heroine

>>728009376
"your"

kys

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>>728004357
Why the fuck do you care if someone smokes or not? If you say anything other than "I dont" you're nothing more than a shill.

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/b/tards will find literally anything to feel insecure about

>>728016580
Can we stop with that fucking word "shill." Do you mean "person with an opinion"? Yeah. I have an opinion on smoking. I don't fucking say it because i believe it's people's right to do whatever they want long as it doesn't hurt anybody, but I have an opinion, and so do fucking other people. Doesn't make you a fucking "shill" you idiot dipshit. Get off the internet and go outside for a little while. Or better yet, fuck off and just die.