have not seen one of these threads yet, so heres the deal, call

>wants people to do something because it relates to rick and morty
>uses emoticons

OP it's pretty obvious you're either 13 years old or from reddit, most likely both. So fuck off back over there and stop ruining this place with your cancer.

I honestly hated that sauce.

Op and anyone who posts after this is a fag

>>727990877
NYPA

>>727990986
im 18 years of age, saw some old posts of the raids and tried to get one going, well i tried at least :/

>>727990877
>McDonalds
>take out
Wew lad

>>727990877
N O
O

>>727990877
9 more seasons Morty!

>>727991074
Yeah why not just try real shezchuan sauces not fake McDonald's corn syrup based food science garbage.

>>727991285
You sound like a huge fucking fag

op is a fag, underage b &

>>727991576
Yeah I hope you get gang raped OP!

this is how OP should get gang raped thread now

>>727990877
And battletoads

>>727991927
Battletoads!!!

Called:

Hello, mcdonalds
Hi do you have the rick and Marty sauce?
>The what?
The rick and morty sauce like in 1988
>The what?
Like in Mulan.
>I don't know what you're talking about.
Nugget sauce
> what about the nugget sauce
Rick and morty
(Silence)
Can I speak to the manager?
>ok hold on
>new person can I help you?
Repeat everything said before
>we don't have any new sauces
Rick and morty sauce from 1988
>I don't know what that is
It's on TV
>nobody said anything about it to us
I can be there in 5 minutes to get some
>we don't have any
Can I get more than one if I pay for it?
>I said we don't have any!
Rick Sanchez got some at your drive through.
>got some what?
Rick and morty sauce.

>*click*

>>727992107
Calling game stop or pawn stars only. You can't just call anyone.
God you kids can't even make up your own memes for your selves you need to bite off old fags for ideas

>>727992284
This is going great....

>>727992419
You should call Gold&Silver newfag.

>>727992419
>there are rules to being a faggot
ok

>>727992519
>Rick and morty sauce

can't you fucking say Szechuan?

>>727992697
Why would asking for battletoads be funny when calling McDonald's? Maybe a happy meal tie in but that's it

call pawn stars too idc

>>727992794
Inexcusable you can even look up the pronunciation these days

>>727993036
It was more fun this way

"Sah shih won"

You newfag fuccboi

>>727993123
Whatever I'm probably fucking your mom anyway little kid. Your dad's a cuck

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>>>/trash/

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/b/ always pulls through

>>727993483
My dads 73 and you can't handle the magnum force of my moms succulent rack, you two dollar faget.

(Public service announcement)
Don't jack it to anime, kids. You'll end up weird and sad like this poor cocksleeve

>>727994172
Made you type all that did I?

>>727994257
Almost quitting time at work. Bored.

Btw, been here since 07 so yes you're the new one.

>>727994172
Magnum force? Meaning your mom has bullet nipples? Fucking learn English you ESL drop out

>>727994429
Give me your phone number so I can call you.

>>727994359
Since you were 11? Fuck you must have seen all those Gore threads and CP are you OK you think?

>>727994429
A guy mentions a succulent rack and you're concerned with the magnum part. Tru gayxxxor

>>727994629
Just because you were born in the 90's doesn't mean the rest of us were, junior

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> succulent rack
This is now a McRib thread

>>727994719
You said you were 18 I'm older than you most likely

>>727991576
>tries to give /b/ some semi decent content after ages of dick rate and trap threads
>gets hated for it

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>>727994719

>>727994786
Now at mcdonalds.... the Rib and Morty


And cocksleeve beavis as the useless commentator

>>727994863
>Rib and Morty
mmm with extra kronenburg sauce

>>727994839
>asking others to make content for OP
>OP doesnt even start off with own convo
>decent content
ok

>>727994826
I'm not OP, I just made the phone call and reported back. Try harder

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the episode came out of nowhere for me, i had absolutely no idea it has been released when i saw the torrent appear

so far it doesn't seem like the new female writers have ruined the show, lets hope for the best

>>727994839
>implying it's semi decent content

that szechuan shit is lowest common denominator humor

>>727990877
Why that particular Mcdonalds does your mom work their?

>>727992284
I find this fairly funny because of how confused they must have been

>>727995025
*there*

>>727995062
I was trying to make it as incoherent but direct as possible

>>727992284
keek

>>727994938
Oh sorry you are not a fag just a huge dork asking for Rick and Morty sauce.
What comedy gold you got with those typical responses.
You could call any mcdonlds in the country and get the same phone call you unoriginal hack. Go watch the big bang theory

>>727994986
yeah they dropped it on april 1 as a surprise. didn't know they had new writers. I thought it was pretty awesome and up to par.

>>727994986
Fun fact: Mr. Poopy butthole said in the after credits scene at the end of the last season that they'd be back in "like 18 months".
That was almost to the day...

>>727995195
Magnum force

Yet another successful viral marketing campaign from McDonalds!

>>727995195
Who's your favorite character besides Sheldon?

>>727990877
NYPA
it's too early for summer, come back in a couple months newfag

>>727995285
i know, kill me.

I saw that carls jr burger one too, and it sort of made me sick

fucking advertising

>"viral" demand to get sauce back
>special release just for rick and morty fans
>viral viral !

die in a fucking fire

>>727995366
http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-szechuan-mcnugget-may-come-back-thanks-to-rick-and-morty-2017-4

fake ass viral bullshit

>>727995508
There's no need to be upset

>>727995366
There is a new mulan movie coming out they will release the sauce and no one will give a shit

>>727995555
there is tho

>>727995015
Prank calls can be entertaining and this is the most stale board on 4chan

>>727995555
Check those quints! Calming

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>>727995223
i remember thinking "i wonder why it'll take that long" because it didn't take that long between the first and second seasons

still wonder

>>727990877
im so fucking glad season 3 came out

>>727994839
>semi decent contant
fuck off

>>727995957
man that's a bummer

"Don't Forget to Subscribe"

>>727992284
How eventful.

>>727992944
-_- youre getting darker skinned by the second

>>727995957
what fell on her?
also, you can see her moving after it hit her, filename is wrong

i think that if mcdonalds brought that sauce back for a bit they will actualy make some money

>>727990986
Wow, stop being a cunt.
>>727990877
Good job OP. This makes me moist.

>>727996259
Obviously she is kill.

What a sad way to go...

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>>727996259
did you know that sometimes dead bodies move by muscles returning to their original state?

also sometimes people don't die immediately, it could happen a while after the killing blow.

>>727994786
What the fuck is a McRib?

>>727995729
Retard.

>>727992419
Well done!

>>727996511
didn't actualy know that, neat.