What would you pick /b/ >$75 000 in cash or >Permanent

>>727985601
the cash dude

>>727985601
cash

>>727985601
cash for sure

cash.

Sex is overrated and penis size has nothing to do with pleasure.

>>727985601
Yeah, cash.
Don't need a bigger dick.
Celebrity fuck session isn't worth $75k.

Lol if you would take the money when you could have Emma choking down thick ropes

Id take the money and use it to get the dick surgery and the girl

>>727985601

cash, I'm fucking poor

Fuck that chump change I'm getting my dick sucked by Gloria from modern family then starting a swinging blog with my added inches and girth !

>>727985601

Cash. My dick is 8" and my girlfriend complains it's too big. She got TMJ from blowing me and her dentist told me she can't do it anymore.

>>727985601
cash fo sho

>>727985601
Cash

>>727985601
Cash

>>727985753
top kek

You can work for money. You can't work for choking scarjo while she's grinding you into the dirt.

>>727985704
Says the virgin with a tiny dick

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>>727985722
Dick surgery would not be the same, it would be all fucked up, also do you think 75 grand is enough to coax a celebrity into fucking you? they're already rich.

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I make pretty good money, so I'd take the weekend. It would be one of those thing you'd never forget, even as an old man in a retirement home you'd reminisce and be smug.

>>727985810
This

cash

>>727985601
CASH

>>727985774
Too much jaw? God damn how thick is it?

>>727985774
This is the biggest load of shit I've ever heard lmao.

>>727985601
Weekend with Jeff Goldblum no homo but id tap that

>>727985888
this

>>727985601

what kind of dumbass question is this? who wouldn't take the cash?

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the dick but only cause i'd be able to blow myself

>>727985601
easy, take the money and buy my fav porn escort

>>727985601
Can i just have cash, without the sex marathon? Id like take the cash equivalent of that tho.

>>727985601
cash

>>727985601
the secound. you can earn money, and you can not buy a night with katy

>>727986105
god dammit i meant penis upgrade

>>727985601
Cash cuz i've already got over 7 inches in lenght and a nice girth.. more would just generate more probs

>>727985601
you know how much pot I can buy for 75,000 dollars?

I think the choice is obvious.

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I'll take extra cock please and then brutally hate fuck pic related in every hole.

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>>727986122
Too late, dude. Should have thought about it before making the wish.

>>727985601
Can I get the money wired to my account?

I could get 100 grand worth of damage done on Katy Perry in a weekend so I think I'd come out ahead.

>>727986034
Didnt consider this part of a 9.5" dick..

75k, duh.

cash

what kind of autist would think this even constitutes a dilemma for an emotionally healthy adult?

>>727986152
>women
>plural
>and a child

>>727986440
>emotionally healthy adult
>On /b/
Good one faggot

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>>727986232

Unless me or me family was in some financial pickle. The weekend easily. You don't even remember the stuff you spend money on and the novelty of a new car, house or a vacation wears off quick.

>>727986656
>not investing the money and living off free income for the rest of your life.

>>727986573
yet most people were reasonable enough to answer cash

not even /b/ is as autistic as op

Since op is a faggot, Iets make an interesting one


>10k cash
>you get to resurrect a dead historical figure and spend 1 week on a remote location with them

no relatives or loved ones. if you pick the second, you can invoke it at any point during your life. and to make it fair, you cannot have monetary gain from the 2nd option (can't ask for location of belongings or for lost works etc)

>>727985774
When I was 16 my gf got disheartened when I could never cum while she way blowing me

Turns out 7 1/2 inches is hard to not scrape with teeth.

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>>727986479
Fuck off bitch , you're just jelly of my fat 9 inch cock and all the damage I'm gonna be doing at the weekend.
Stay mad faggot

>>727985601
cash lol

>>727986947
n-nothing p-p-p-personal, kid?

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>>727985774

>Dentist: Yeah I'm seeing some abrasions of the enamel. Have you been sucking alot of big dick recently?
>GF: Why yes I have
>Dentist: Yeah, figured. You're gonna have to give that up
>GF: Oh..okay thx doc.

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for everyone who picks the second option, who would you choose? i choose pic related

>>727987337
Kek

>>727985601
the cash

my dick is fine as it is and I need to buy a new computer

>>727985601
Cash

No woman ever turns out to be as good as she appears. They are all spychos with severe mental issues. No amount of money is worth putting up with their bullshit.

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>>727987625
Margot Robbie probably.

>>727986921
hmmm....

I do need th emoney but on the other hand I would like to fuck Anne Frank out in a cabin away from people for a week

Yeah, I go for option 2

>>727985601
dick upgrade
then my cock would be 8.5 length and 7 girth
bitches would call me the sledgehammer

>>727988002
that was my choice too. but I felt that would have been too cliche.

>>727988034
bitches wouldn't call you anything cos they don't know who the fuck you are or what you do, you autistic shut in

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The weekend, then I'd transition into doing porn afterwards as a sidegig.

>>727987814
seconded

>>727988116
yeah, thats why I wanted to get in there early

My actual choice would have been Sophie Scholl but I don't know if as many people would know about her

>>727988141
Not him but If you're good in bed and have a big dick, you can fuck almost all her friends afterwards, then her friends friends.

My dick is small and nobody wants to have sex with me so i'll pick the cash.

>>727985601
Danielle Bregoli since nobody would ever believe me haha!

I'd choose the 75k because I'm okay with my avg size penis, and I'm abstinent until I get married (if I'm lucky enough.)

Yeah, 22 y.o. Christfag here.

>>727988360
that's not really part of OP's would you situation...

I'm pretty sure the weekend will be akin to a drugged fever. you may remember it, but you will question whether it was real and how it even happened. and then poof. shit goes back to normal afterwards. you don't get to know the celeb, you don't get to meet her friends. you don't get to booty call her later either.

>>727985601
I would cum all over her feet so I'll have to go with the second one

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>>727985601
Cash has more long term benefits for me, so I'll take that.

>>727986891

>investing 75k

>living off the returns on that investment

you've never invested a dollar in your life, clearly

>>727985601
>+1 inch girth to dick
can I apply this to just the head? tired of my dick looking like half an american football

>>727985601
definitely cash

>>727988656
you've invested poorly, clearly

I'm okay with being a NEET, so 75k is more beneficial for me.

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>>727985601
I'd probably go the cash. However with that said is the weekend sex marathon a whole week or just 2 days and will she be forced to do whatever I want sexually? The dick size would be nice but is hardly worth the 75 grand alone even if you include the sex unless its absolutely fucking filthy.

>>727985954
and you're the biggest fuckin idiot here

>>727988360
big dick does sadly not neccessarily mean good in bed though

(I had a friend with a massive cock at college (he enjoyed whipping it out at parties. Fun dude) who actually turned his girlfriend lesbian

apparantly a sideeffect of his massive cock was also a massive ego and an utter disregard for other people. Not long after he got dumped by his gf he managed to get some chubby little 15 year old pregnant, did the right thing (apparantly) and married her. Huh, they've been together for almost 10 years now so bless his socks. Maybe he became better in bed after all)

>>727985601
cash i already have a big penis

>>727985601
75000 is a very small amount of money

Cash in a flash. $75k is a tonne compared to the alternative.

If it were more like only $5000 vs celebrity fuckthon then I would be swayed.

>>727986891
Lol, with a savings account with a fantastic interest rate at 3%, that would make for $ 2250/year

>>727985774
t. High school virgin

I'm in no need of a bigger penis, but I'm in big need of money.

>>727988927
>investing money
>putting it in a bank
choose one

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>>727985601
Second

I want Mary Louise Parker to suck my dick with those lips big enough for honey comb. She is my everything.

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>>727986034
>turns down 75k so he can suck a dick

>>727985601

I have the $$$. I'll add the inches to my donger

>>727986937
Fucking hell i've never related to anything more.

Cash

Pussy is pussy anon doesnt matter if its rich or poor pussy thats easy to find

Big wads of cash on the other hand not so much

>>727986891
What are you retarded?

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I'd take the bitch if it could be 1990s era Parker Posey dressed like Jackie Kennedy and she shoots me in the head when we're done.

>>727985601
The sexy weekend and then suicide after Monday morning breakfast.

>>727986121
everything can be bought

>>727988852
this is /b/

We all have 14 inch cocks, 11/10 lingerie model gymnast girlfriends, all drive ferraris and are all, if this thread is anything to go by, expert investment bankers to boot

your big penis means nothing to us

Cash and out of the cash I'd get an ounce of coke, a really nice hotel for a wk end and some high class hooker kinky bitch.

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>>727986937
God, the teeth scraping.. I'm not alone. If you can find a slut that can avoid that she's a hero and deserves the Medal of Honor.

>>727988817
Sure, but it's more of a novelty/hype for women which will piquqe their interest, at least initially.

It's like a jet ski

>woah dude really!?
>haha holy shit
then they've rode it 5 times and it's like, yeah its a jet ski.

>>727989162
that's more than most people in this country make in a year.

lol you can double your money pretty quickly if you invest properly. you act like I'm expecting to be a millionaire over night.

Cash dude no shit, people idolize celebrities way too much. The drug fueled weekend can be obtained with those 75k

>>727985601
Not for me, except for when I´m on MDMA.

>>727985601
cash

>>727987337
tep kok

>>727985601

She's floating!

>>727986947
Always the fucking tennis shoes.

>>727985601
$75000 in cash

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>>727989520
holy fuck you're right
what

>>727989560
what else would you expect them to wear?

boots? lol that would be retarded. not like the outfit isn't already.

Money
deposit 10k into my rrsp, tfsa and my sons resp. Invest 40k into bank stocks. Continue to work and make my ordinary money knowing i have some contingency money lying around and im much more comfortable.

>>727985601
75k for sure anyone who disagrees is rich as fuck underage or plain stupid

cash

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>>727985601
CASH

>>727985601
cash. I have a pretty good looking barely above average sized dick. I could make $75k do a lot for me

>>727989701
Mahnigga.iso

>>727987337
Omg my sides xD

The dick I guess, I have a decent-paying job with plenty in savings and very little debt.

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Kristen Stewart
Up the butt
For 72 hours

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>>727985601
Alexandra Daddario

I make more than 75k in a year

>>727985601
Dude the penuma implant only costs 13k. I am considering doing it, going from 6x4.5 to 8x6.

>>727985601
Money because I'm not a short sighted nigger

>>727985601
cash straight up, 75k can buy alot of hookers

>>727990014
but do you make more than that in one day?

>>727990014
>I make more than 75k in a year on gta online

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weekend with lavren, every time.

>>727985601
Money

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I'll take option 2, thanks.

>>727990074
not just hookers but hookers who look like whatever celebrity you wanna fuck

>>727985601
Money.

>>727985863
Who needs a celebrity when you can hand some chick in the street 3 grand to do porn with you and make some of the money back? Who needs a bigger penis when you can do this practically add infiniatum if you get paid enough for the porn and pay as little as possible for the girls

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drugs r bad

>>727987337
I kekd way too hard at this.

>>727986034
I can blow myself and I've never done it.

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Then again, the temptation of undressing jj and spreading her legs to lick from her ass to clit is very tempting too

>>727985601
easy 75k

>>727985601
The cash, because if I get back into day trading (I fucked the previous $30k I made on university, thank you USA) at one point I could afford your 2nd option.

>>727986937
Unpopular opinion but I fucking love the feeling of teeth scraping.

>>727985848
Says the virgin with a tiny dick.

>>727985774
Damn, the phrase "rich men dont tell you they're rich" is just foreign mumbo jumbo to you eh?

Can we ask the gf or is she in canada?

Cash easy, I'm pretty happy with my dick size already

Take the easy 75k, then spend 5k on a memorable weekend with a top escort. She'll love you regardless of dick size and probably be better at sex, and you'll have 70k left.

>>727985601
Cash

>Would probably an hero after that weekend due to returning to regular shit
>Can go and pay for a house and fuck off from everyone

>>727990549
Says the virgin with a tiny dick

>>727985601
Cash
dick is already too big..... and I don't want to fuck a celeb that badley

>>727985863
Decent dick surgery cost 15 grand and ypu will get 2inches length and girth.......I've looked into and plan on getting it myself once I pay off my loan

cash.

>>727988488
hahahahahahahha.
LOL at the abstinence christian part.
wow. it's so funny to me that people like you still exist.
but hey, props for having the discipline to keep that up, although, how much of it is really your choice and how much is it just neckbeard-life?

>>727985774
Your gf lies.

she just doesn't want to suck dick

>>727985601
Second option. I would live to have a bigger, girthier dick. Hell, I don't need to have sex with the celeb, having a bigger dick is enough for me.

>>727985810
/thread

>>727985774

i dont remember making this post!

>>727989560
>implying footwear will improve any of that

>>727990635
Says the virgin with a tiny dick

thanks for the hooker threesome im going to buy with my 75,000$

>>727985601
Cash

>>727987337
>tfw gf hurt her jaw from sucking dick when she was with her ex

>dentist was friend of her dad, she was 15 or 16

>asked her what she did with her jaw to do this damage

meanwhile her dad is an orthodox taliban tier christian that thinks women are the incarnation of temptation sent by satan

>>727985601
Cash any day

I dont elevate actresses on a fucking pedestal like some fucktard

I guess the money, I don't need a 12 inch penis.

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>>727988656
>>727988927
Wow these two

cash -> buy escorts. fucking easy

>>727989911
I had to think but still went for the cash. 72h with her would almost be worth 75k

>>727985601
I will love to hate-fuck Emma Watson. On the other hand I am a poorfag, so I will take the money.

so many poorfags choosing the cash options, it's a travesty

>>727986019

I actually have $75K and I would take the bigger dick. Money comes and goes but always wishing your dick was bigger will never go away.

>>727989911
You make a compelling argument.

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>>727985966

>>727988643
youd fuck dan harmon?

>>727989206
well not invest expert but i'd rather buy better car and go with the gf on vacation than something that ends in two days

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>>727985966

>>727988798
haha u mad

>>727989206
and i'm not hamburger i work in centimeters

>>727989520
try jumping

>>727992045
Why dont you just go your friendly neighbourhood loan shark and double your money in 3 months if you're such a stockmarket savant?

Checkmate.

>>727985601
Take the cash and find a hooker that looks like Haley Bennet to have the weekend with. Get fucked and save $65k.

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>>727987337

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>>727989560
Tennis shoes allow for more dynamic combat
manoeuvres you worthless fucking noob.

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>>727992724
You are one fisically responsible man

>>727985601
Number two, you fucking kidding me

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I'm a med student who never gets any ass, so the weekend.

>>727985601
Gimme dat extra girth baby

>>727988817
he Andy?

>>727991651
Says the virgin with the tiny dick

>>727991130
the dentist does it for her now it's ok but still a bummer

Anyone who picks the sex probably has never had sex. Money all the way. For 1/3 of the money you can buy drugs and high end girls.
>Get your dick wet
>Get your nose powdered
>Get ~$50,000 leftover

>>727994426
but but but muh celebrity

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I'd take the bigger dick and weekend.

$75,000 is nothing to sniff at, but let's face it, it isn't what it used to be. I could put a down payment on a house, maybe, or buy a new car, but in the end that money wouldn't last forever. Bills mount up, and I make a decent living anyway.

But the memories of that weekend? Hell, who cares if no one ever believes me?

Why not film the weekend with the most sought after slut in Hollywood and sell different tapes to several porn sites for millions of dollars

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I'd take a weekend with Elle Fanning.

I don't spend much money.

>>727994933
You film it in a way that doesn't reveal your identity and since you have access to drugs she'll never remember you plus you keep a bigger dick as you remain anonymous

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>>727985966

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Chris Hemsworth destroying my pussy for a whole weekend, yes please.

Cash

You can fuck a prostitute with the same effect as the celebrity

>>727985601
the cash

>>727994071
Says the virgin with the tiny dick

>>727985601
I'm happy with my dick and just one weekend with said celeb isn't enough.

I'll take the cash.

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>>727989520

Already got an 8" x 6" dick. Any bigger would be impossible to use enjoyably. Cash please

>>727985601
Cash.

>>727989520
Hey fat fuck, we normal people can jump.

>>727985601
The cash. ezpz.
don't be a faggot.

>>727985601
Take the drugs weekend. I'd burn through more than $75,000 worth in drugs. Leave the celeb bitch at home.

>>727985601
75k, no question

>>727995406
baiting mother fucker

>>727985601
The bigger dick.
I'm already an 8x6 and it looks average as fuck, a 10x7 would be monsterous.
Who cares about being "too big" if you never get to use it.

>>727988141
This, lol

>>727990050
You can earn money, you can't earn a flawlessly bigger dick.

>>727995868
But it could still be a little bit bigger...

>>727985888
Smart anon is smart

>>727987337
i did laugh.

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cash

>>727995730
Says the virgin with the tiny dick

>>727997705
says the dick with the tiny virgin

Cash!

>>727985601
Cash. I could turn 75k into a quarter mil in a year's time. Probably more. From there the gains are exponential.

You get bored of chicks, sex and drugs too. The money can get you (close to) that if you're smart, and a life worth something.

I don't even care about the weekend, but a huge hog for the rest of my life? I'll take that thank you, and I can work out my own financial situation

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Spend the weekend absolutely destroying Ariana with my new 9x7 inch dick.

>>727995135
Didn't she recently turn 18? Old enough for a lez scene with her sister.

>>727985601
cash i got a nice dick already

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this easy take money, and hire 2 prostitutes, one that looks like katy perry, one that looks like sophie turner

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Fucking your favourite pornstar for 1 weekend probably only costs like 10 000.

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2nd option.

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I'd fuck Cara straight again with my new gargantuan 9.5x7 dick.

Then I'd shoot amateur porn with every girlfriend I ever had afterwards.

>>727985601
cash

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>>727985848
Projection.

>>728002789
id take the dick size increase then id finally be happy with a 4" dong

>>727985601
I'm heavily in debt, but I'd still choose a bigger penis

>>727985601
cash

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>>727985601

Option 2.

Pic related

>>727991096
It really is my choice. I don't have anything to prove because anonymity and such. But I'm quite social and not bad looking.

>>727985601
cash, I´m in massive debt

>>727985601
Cash

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>>727985601
75 000$ is tempting but you won't get far with that in life.
Take a nice travel or you don't have to worry about rent for a long time.
Still it won't get you a house nor a nice apartment.

I'd take sex. Seems better.
Emilia Clarke wouldn't be able to walk

>>727986921
While spending some time with Hitler sounds dope af, I'd still take the cash. That's a free (and nice) boat

>>727985601
Cash. Travel and such. Sex isn't that hard to find for me. Relationships are what I want at this point.

ez...
>Sex.
>Make a tape.
>Sell it

>>727985601
Cash.

>>727985601
Cash

With that much money i could bribe the entire political system in my country

(But really tho eastern europe is SUPER corrupt)

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>gf experience with Emily with Arrival of the Birds playing in the background.

I can die as a happy man.

>>728004775
Read the rules smug sperg

>>727985601
Anyone without shit for brains picks the money, because if I can't document it, it might as well be a fucking dream, whereas an updated bank balance +$75,000 is some real shit you can spend.

Honestly, picking the celeb you might as well be choosing to loose a weekend of your life, since there's no proof beyond immediate memory, and that might as well be a dream.

>>728005216

Wtf are you talking about. Proof does not make memories. What ?!?

Can I choose my sister instead of a celeb slut? If not then Cash

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>>727985601
48hrs, say come once every 4 hours so blow 12 loads into Brighton Sharbino
>no one will ever believe

>>727985601
75k in cash

>>727985601
I can earn 75k, i can't earn a bigger dick

>>727985601
cash

>>727985601
Cash

>>727985601
>+1 inch to girth.
Are we talking diameter, radius, or circumference?
Regardless, I'd pass on the cash. Wouldn't even care about the celeb. I could make some good money with a 9 inch dick that's at least the girth of a the cardboard roll in the center of toilet paper. Do you know how many creepy old men would pay to watch you stroke it on a webcam?

>>727985601
if i added an inch of girth i would srsly hurt vaginas

>>727985601
Cash, I don't have sex anyway.

>>727985601
Cash....at least make it a difficult decision, faggot

>>727985601
Cash. My dicks big enough and I do whatever drugs anyway

75k so i can tell my boss he can go eat a bag of dicks.

>>728006712
Kek

>>727985601
holy shit shes floating

2 pls

Experience over cash IMO. 75k isn't actually that much. I wanna fuck J Lo before she hits 60.

>>727985601
I'll take the cash

>>727985601
This thread is proof that 7 inches is average, and those fucking studys are lies. I would cut some of my fingers off as sweets for a bigger dick.

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>>727986921
definitely the ressurection meme. Probably Hitler.

>>727985601
2nd option. I'd take pic related.

>>727985601
Cash easy, I want to go to Greece.

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QUADS FOR IMMORTALITY...

>>728008906
How do you figure?
Only about 2% of the posts state this and we are on /b/ so 99.9% of that 2% are probably lying. Finally, this is a miniscule sample size to claim the average size.
Little dick having people just don't want to give away their size. I think it would safer to say that those who choose cash have dicks beyond size redemption after having it grow 2 inches.

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:) ima tear that shit up n ruin it for anyone after me :)

>>727985601
$75,000 - EASY.

My dick is already huge and I'm not an American, celebrity-obsessed fucktard.

>Cashmeoutsidehowbowdah

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>>727985704
>penis size has nothing to do with pleasure

>>727985601
money

>>728010295
Virgin alert, somebody find this tard's wrangler

>>727985601
Wow. So many poorfags. $75k is not a lot of money. Don't care about the bigger dick, the experience would be priceless.

>>727985601
take the cash and spend a few grand flying to tijuana and Fucking a dozen bitches who are 10s

Probably been said already but.

>Take cash.
>Spent 20000 on hookers.
>Yaaay 55000 and a great weekend.


Who cares about celebs anyway. At least hookers will take it up the ass for 100 more. She probably won't.

>>728010791
>$75k is not a lot of money
You can do a lot with $75k in tax free dollars. Most people don't make that in a year, me included and I'm not at the poverty line. 75 grand straight to the savings account? Fuck yeah.

>>728010791
>the experience would be priceless
The experience of losing your virginity?

>>727985601
Fuck you guys are poor! What's $75k? That could buy you what? A new X5? Who the fuck cares. Do you know how many people have an X5? Tons. It's not that special of an experience.

How many people have gotten to have their absolute fucking way with Taylor for a weekend. Zero. You could have tens of millions and still not have that experience. Fuck. This question is stupid. Yet you're all making the wrong one.

And for those of you suggesting prostitutes and a surrogate to Katy Perry or Emma. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>728011692
Who says they are any good in the sack? I'd take hookers who know what they are doing over boring dead fish sex any day.

>>727985601
Cash. Ive banged women taller and bigger than me and they were satisfied of my penis size. Besides $75k is $75k

>>727985601
replace celebrity with anyone you want and you've got a deal

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The cash dudes. No point of having a big dick if you don't have the game

>>728011692
Who cares about fucking some celebrity? It's just another person. Getting pussy is nice and I'll, but I'll take a chunk of financial cushion any day. We're in a recession, buddy

>>727985601
>replace celebrity with anyone you want and you've got a deal

Who you got in mind?

>>728012298
So True

Cash. My dick's gigantic anyway and I'm dating Taylor Swift

>>728012405
You sound starving and homeless.

With $75k I could eat! And keep myself warm! I could ride in an uber! Contribute to an IRA.

Fucking live a little. Everyone of you can get $75k if you stop acting fucking retarded. None of you will ever bang Emma. By taking the $75k you're settling for something you could otherwise get if you left the house.

>>727988788
Thats one scary looking dog.

>>727985601
the weekend for sure.

>>728012448
a grill

>>728011426
You can do a lot more with TayTay wrapped around your 10" cock.

Mentally you're at the poverty line

Memories>cash
Ima be rich in a few years anyway

>>728012900
I don't care about banging Emma Watson. She's just some chick whos famous. I make enough to support myself, buy a new car etc.

If you don't take the 75 grand, you're a fool.

>>728013103
>Mentally you're at the poverty line

Oh, so funny. You're all a bunch of thirsty virgins

>>728012900
Not everyone has an unhealthy obsession with Emma. The only way I would not choose the cash is if everyone knows about the fact I fucked a celeb.

>>727990048
That looks horrifying.

i make $90k/yr but i only have an average 6x6" penis so ill take the penis and a weekend with the girl from the sia music videos. unless i can time travel in which case i choose drake and josh era miranda cosgrove

>>728013646
is that why you want the money too? Just so other people will think you're cool? Are you 12?

Nobody will ever find out?

Then I would pick option two with Rowan Blanchard.

you faggots are retarded im fucking celebrities

I'm greedy, so give me the money

>>728013983
I'm not the one obsessed with celebs so no. I don't give 2 shits about celebs or what they do. The only reason I'd pick that option is to make people jealousy. I am not 12, just a dick.

Money. I'm only good for like 1½ fucks a day anyway.

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>>727985601

>be me
>age 28, unmarried, single
>paid over 100K USD
>Profession is Astronomer
>currently is on a 3 month vacation

id take the weekend, and fuck the living hell out of Scarlett Johansson

>>727985601
Cash

>>728006288
My dick is bigger around than a toilet paper roll. Pls tell me how to make money with it.

>>727988488
Are you me 12 years ago?

Stay with it bruv, it's worth it.

>>728006712
Then he laughs because you lose all the money in a year. People that just get money out of nowhere always loose it. You have no skill at growing wealth.

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>>727985601
Cash
Good thread op ;|

>>728014528

another 75K wouldnt hurt, but Scarlett is married, im sure it would cost a little more than 75K for option 2

>>727985601
that's about £500 so I'll take the fuck session

>>728010791
Don't care about the bigger dick, t
>you still get +1 inch girth and +2 length.

If you dont care you ahev a needle dick.
>+1 inch girth and i would rip girls apart.