>"Hey anon we think you're pretty cute." How

>>727977324
What do you want bitches?

>>727977324
Eggs

"Roses are red"
"Violets are blue"
"I have a gun"
"Get in the van"
"Nigger"

>>727977324
"Sorry, I don't stick my dick in mud people"

blush

women love it when i blush

>>727977324
Nice try AIDS

>>727977469
Thats gay as fuck tbqh my main man

>>727977482
/thread

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do you want to see my white weenie deck.

u want sum fuk?

>>727977324
Oh uh... me too.
Let's go get a drink...
???
Sedate them
Raep

My response to that would be:

>oh really? So then who's up for some oreo action!

> pokerface

I'm gay

better than - fuck off I don't fuck coons

>>727977469
gay but true

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>>727977324

That's a disease waiting to happen. Wouldn't touch them with a 10 feet Polish gentleman.

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>>727977324
Sorry grills, I don't want to risk AIDS!

>>727977754
nice ass

>>727977324
Yea? So what are you gonna do about it?

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Thank you very much, you're two are very cute too. Whats you guys' names?

>”hey anon we think you're cute"
>"thanks. Would you girls like a drink?"
>"sure anon"
>*whip dick out* "who likes semen?"

>>727977324
if so then come here and kiss me bby

>>727977652
Fag
>>727977628
Fag
>>727977482
Fag but Still funny
>>727977463
Fag

>I always come first in the interrace

>>727977324
Y-you too...

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>>727977422
>The only right answer.
>\thread

You think im cute, you should see muh dick

Sex me?

>>727977324
Dusl purpose considering modern times:
Do you have a dick?
(If no)
Do you want one?
(If yes)
Punch in dick and run away

>say nothing
>embrace them and kiss them
>they're either going to slap you in the face or you're going to have a wild ride
>either way you've got a story to tell

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>>727977324
How do you non-autistically respond to this to get laid?
>You don't.
>"cute" won't get you laid.
>Q.E.D. Girls don't want "cute"

>>727977324
Yell "I Have Arrived!" Shiver and uncomfortably walk away.. go to grocery store bathroom, through out underwear, buy milk eggs coffee bacon toast , go home and make sandwich

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Maintain eye contact to establish dominance.
Don't make any sudden movements so as to not spook them.
Gently tip my Trilby.
"M-Me too, m'nigglets! N-not that I'm racist! Statistics are just statistics and black people coming more crimes and the Jews control most of the money. I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING INNACCURATE THESE ARE JUST FACTS! HAVE YOU HEARD THE TRAGEDY OF DARTH PLAGIUS?
REEEEEEEEEEE"

>>727978586
60% of the time, it works every time.

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>Two hot women walk up to you, hold each other in a seductive pose and tell you that you're cute.
Yeah either they're going to rob you, or there is a man somewhere nearby who will rob you instead.

cheers matey potatey let's hang out

call the cops, niggers monkey are harassing me

>>727977324

Say thanks, then ask them what they're doing today.

>>727978706
Haha this is true watch your back anon

>>727978861
Enjoy dying alone fag

>>727979092
I swear it's like we're the only two people who realise that women are instrumental in scams and setups.

>>727979156

die alone > sleeping with subhuman niggers

>>727979240
No doubt you're ether getting robbed or arrested

>>727979240
No, you are not the only two people. Most non-virgins actually know how hard it can be to find a decent grill, and decent grills are not necessarily the pretty ones. So as a just average looking guy I too would be extra cautious.

>>727979299
If your going to be racist be at the least funny original or clever about it... other wise your a fag don not pass Go go straight to trap thread

>>727979531

being racist is a joke to you? It is the only solution to this fucked up world we live in.

>>727979427
I hadn't even considered that one; but you're right, it's also a possibility. But I think robbery is more likely.
>>727979483
For me it'd be the whole two beautiful women being forward and making the first move thing. Women are typically spineless and don't make the first move. When they do you know they're up to some shit.

>>727977324
Let me tell about the jews

>>727979653
cringe/10

>>727979156
>>727979596
it sounds like this guy is a nigger himself and wants to hear from actual humans that his women aren't trash.

Sorry nigger, they're trash.

>>727977324
Assume it's a trap.
Mumble "thanks"
Leave

give me aids please, you will do nicely

just say "lol", that always work

www.hornytown.us

>>727977324
I was in a similar situation. Was at the party of Girl#1 (obviously i don't mean the girls in the picture of OP). Was the third time i met her ever but I was next to her close friends so i guess she invited me, too. Wanted to get a napkin to clean my nose, so i went to the kitchen. #Girl1 enters the kitchen, followed by #Girl2, her best friend and also new to town. 2-3 sentences of smalltalk.

>Girl#1 Hey, Anon, Girl#2 thinks you're pretty cute.
>Girl#2 obviously didn't know about the plan of Girl#1 and raised her eyebrows in surprise.

And the only answer you can give in this situation to not lose your face in any possible situation is:

>Why hasn't she kissed me then yet?

Cute enough to hook up with?

>>727978706
Not always rob, sometimes they just want to use you to get what they want. Less obnoxious but still undesirable.

>>727977324
I wood thank them and ax them about they earings I wood say we outchea bitches

they probly will leme at it

>>727977324
>"Not too bad yourselves, cuties."
>Wink
>commence the smalltalkery
>Hit it off with both of them, clearly sluts but whatev
>120% DTF
>Acquire address
>Wait until night falls
>Gather up my boys
>Ride out to their house on horseback
>Light a cross on fire in the yard
>Drag them out violently
>One two skiperoo
>Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees.

>>727977324
ah, thanks. so.. how much?

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>>727977324
fuck off bitch. i am too much for u

>>727977324
"I know"

>>727977324
Thanks. Wanna go kunta kenta and root?

>>727977324
Say "I know." and walk away. If they actually want you, they'll come after you. If not, you weren't going to get to fuck them anyway.

Riiight. You think I'm cute. What are you trying to get out of me ladies?