20 yo female need money send me money and I'll do shit for

Show tits and I'll consider it.

>>727966001
How much to [spoiler]mow[/spoiler] my [spoiler]lawn[/spoiler] ???

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Op here I will what's up or FaceTime with you for PayPal money or some shit but I'm not that hot

*whats app

ill give you $20 to make me a pie. it has to be organic and im not giving you extra to cover cost of supplies

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U got a drug problem? Why u need $20 bones

>>727966181
Where are you it might be a little hard to send the pie

>>727966001
timestamp first, then we talk

>>727966210
no, i dont want the pie. i dont eat food from strangers. i just wanna see your technique so i can steal it and use it as my own. i cant get a crust right.

>>727966197
$20 will get you a lot of bones

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>>727966236

I think ur hot OP lets see those tits with a time stamp

>>727966262
>CY+2
>teen girl knowing how to make pie crust
What planet do you think you're on?

>>727966350

Nice

Why do u need $20????????????????????????????!!!!!!!???!!!!!

>>727966350
>02/04/17
at least try OP

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>>727966380
ERF

>>727966380
I can cook get fucked

Bump. I don't have any money but here's a bump cause I hope you get an offer.

>>727966262
>cant get a crust right.
What's going wrong? Is it coming out of the oven wrong or is it coming apart before that stage??

Details man details.

>>727966444

OP here - need money for coke

>>727966464
Sure baby, anytime
But start by eating out my balls, taint and asshole will you

>>727966489
it crumbles when i roll it out. the dough wont stay together enough to get it in the pan and shape it

>>727966487
Also, maybe you should give some examples of stuff you'd do to give everyone ideas.

>>727966531
The butter has to be at room temp

>>727966519

Lmao wow don't send this cunt a dime

>>727966001
test

>>727966567
Will get titties out if needed I have no idea what else I'd do but like I'm open to suggestions

>>727966444
Full house checked

>>727966593
i usually soften it in the microwave for about 15-20 seconds but still get the same result

>>727966599
She will get assfucked by the dirtiest niggers for her dose

Actual op here need money for food in fuck load of debt after boyfriend left me

Crawl back into your sjw hole no one is giving you shit you retarded Aussie cunt

>>727966642
>15-20 seconds
On what setting? Is the butter a liquid when you've done this? You don't want it to be a liquid.

Post your whatsapp or snap and we will talk. I'll pay you but it won't be free

>>727966689
Teaches you not to suck dick right
Admit it you didnt obey him properly

>>727966722
there's settings? i just type in 15 seconds. and sometimes the middle is a little runny, but the outside is just soft.

So you have money to dye your sjw hair green but not for food ? Suck a dick

>>727966350
Got damn you ugly.

hey guys, anon here

you probably want to check the timestamp on her picture

>>727966633
Full house checked also!

>>727966776
op here. thats not dye, its mold. i cant afford shampoo or running water

>>727966775
Get that radar engine out of your home, homo

>>727966722
Came here to degrade and pay this woman to do shit, now interested in what these guys are talking about

>>727966155
Ew no thanks.
Id rather pay you to keep your clothes on.
But im not going to because you are dirty scumbag begger who should kys.

Parasite to humanity.

>>727966822
but then how will i supercharge my homo tendencies? more importantly, how will i cook eggs?

>>727966531
You are over working and not letting it rest

>>727966820
But you can afford a phone and internet in straya, fuck off coke head

>>727966820

This just made me lol so hard

"Mold" lmfao

I'll bite - cut your hair then retard?

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>>727966001

>tldr my bf has no moar pennies for weed

>>727966820
Aight you can move to my place
You'll have food and amenities
But how can I trust you'll be obedient?
That's the issue
If you were obedient your bf wouldnt have dumped you

>>727966623
>Titties
Mate, for $20 I can see an incredibly attractive woman ride a fuck machine.

>>727966350
Goddamn, you are legit a fucking manatee

>>727966865
Hotplate, pot, water.

>>727966884
This should become a pastry thread

>>727966884
i dont know how long to work it to make sure everything is evenly distributed. which is why i need to steal someone's technique. but how much liquid butter is too much liquid butter? most of it is still solid-ish but theres always like a teaspoon worth of molten liquid

>>727966775
Let it thaw properly. Literally all it takes is thinking ahead and getting your butter out well before your prep stage.

I know we get caught in creative moods and you want to make that shit there and then, but you're going to have to set a time you'll do this and get your butter out in advance. This is the only way I'm afraid.

>>727966884
Right it needs to rest too

>>727966976
hot plate? you think im mitt romney's kid or something? get out of here with your fancy rich shit

>>727966932
Op here, I'll be your sick twisted sex gimp if you'd let me live in your house. You could fuck any of my holes anytime you wanted even if I was sleeping. You could shit in my mouth and piss all over my hair. I will clean your asshole with my tongue after every shot you take. You'll never need toilet paper.

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Are you willing to do something like this to yourself?

>>727966887
fake, I messaged this account and the person had no idea what I was talking about

>>727967029
thats probably my issue actually. i usually decide i want a pie then and there and if i dont get right on it, i lose motivation. which is where the microwave comes in

>>727966987
>a teaspoon worth of molten liquid
Get that down to like half a teaspoon also there are like a billion youtube cooking channels, surely one of those will have a step by step video where you can see someone else prep their dough or whatever its called

>>727966958
I'd also do this

>>727966958

wtf, didn't know fuckmachinesvideos website upped their subscription plans pricing so high

>>727967081

that penile bulge

>>727967081
I remember that thread

shame it turned out to be a guy, I love a girl who cuts

>>727967099
you rack disaprin

>>727967034
id never heard of letting it rest until today. im beginning to see what keeps going wrong. and people say /b/ was never good

>>727967081

OP here - only if we can put the cuts on my ass

>>727966181
Organic Whole Wheat Pie Crust

INGREDIENTS

1 cup organic whole wheat flour
1 cup organic all-purpose flour
1⁄2 teaspoon salt
4 tablespoons organic butter, CHILLED
3 tablespoons shortening
6 tablespoons ice water
2 teaspoons organic lemon juice

Can this now be a cream pie thread?

>>727967140
>>727967130
Guys who cut are hot too.

>>727967158
I guess I'm keeping my money

>>727966987
Combine both masses of butter if you choose to nuke it but It will always crumble if you don't let the first mix rest and then gently work the dough

>>727967177

How many cuts on each leg?

>>727967101
believe me, ive tried those. my ADD kicks in quick when it comes to youtube and next thing i know im watching a Chinese man yell at a snail in french or some shit.

>>727967036
They come as cheap as or cheaper than MW ovens if you get one or two plates
Two are way enough for one or two persons
Srsly dude microwaved food is bad news

>>727967228
30

At least a cm deep each

>>727967110
Well start fucking posting.

You need to post some fucking content before we're willing to give you money.

I'll give you $50 straight up to suck your dog off.

>>727967130
Nah, talking about camgirls.
delightfulhug has some top tier videos, can't wait for her to do an anal scene with her fuck machine.

>>727967177
>Guys who cut are hot too.
the cutting is hot, the dick isn't

>>727967212
how long is long enough to rest? and is that in a fridge or just out at room temp?

>>727967265

$3 per cut and you have a deal

old cunty bitch femanon here.

OP, quit begging for shit or sharpie in pooper w/time stamp for $20

also, pie sucks.

>>727967159
see, this says chilled butter. now im getting mixed messages

>>727967261
Agree

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>>727967294
Hahaha

Enjoy starving.

Maybe if you do one to show me I'll think about it.

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>>727967175

>>727967296
>old cunty bitch femanon here.
this sounds great so far just my ty-
> pie sucks.
fuck you

>>727967337

$1.75 a cut and it's a deal

>>727967241
You sound like a teenager

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>>727966001
just make a fucking chaturbate account or something and fuck off.

>>727967076
>homo fantaisies
Get outta here faggot

>>727967362
Let's see one to see if it's worth anyone's time.

>>727967357
this

How much for a blowjob

>>727967364
i fucking wish, sir. damn near 30 and cant even handle youtube like a responsible adult

>>727966319
You have never been to a PetSmart...

>>727967159
you need 2 small birds to make the marks at the edges of the pie.

>>727967154
I never made a crust but as a 49 yo frenchfag i heard about it

>>727966001
if /b/ gathered $20, would you post nudes?

why is a bait thread with a timestamp from several days ago getting all these replies?

>>727967387
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME MORALFAG!? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT ILL FUCK YOU TO DEATH! EVEN NOW YOUR IP HAS BEEN TRACED AND IM ON NY WAY TO YOUR HOUSE TO FUCK YOU TO DEATH! YOU FUCKED UP YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU COULDVE KEPT YOUR PRISON PUSSY SHUT BUT NO, YOU WENT AND HAD TO TALK SHIT TO ME, THE PERSON WHO IS GOING TO FUCK YOU TO DEATH. PREPARE YOUR ANUS!

Im 17 i have testing today its two in the morning im reading a thread about cutting for a dollar and seventy five cents

>>727967567
and pie. its also a thread about pie

>>727967456
>PetSmart...
Go to a butcher shop, bones chopped up into small bits for dirt cheap.

Bones the right size for dogs aren't as plentiful as you might think though, most butchers will hold some for their good/best customers.

>>727967567
I don't think cutting is worth a dollar and 75 cents.

I would need a sample cut to consider paying that much.

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>>727967357

Brownies are clearly superior in the world of dessert. Pie crust resembles dried cum flakes crusted on a sorority slut's asshole. Not to mention you might as well buy one container of crisco lard to make an actual crust. gross.

I suppose my beef is with the crust. I'll accept graham cracker crust. That's about it, though.

Also What is bump

>>727967656
Dried cum flakes crusted on a sorority slut's asshole resembles your asshole.

>>727967656
brownies are easy. pie is an art

>>727967310
Dude trust us, not murritard internet recipes
Butter is thawed
The appareil has to rest at some point
This is set in Stone acc to french culture

>>727967740
oui

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>>727967177
>>727967265
so gay

>>727967656
I'm not arguing about brownies being great, but that's an apples to oranges comparison. It's possible to like both for different reasons. it's like saying icecream is better than cake - there's room for both in the world.

>Pie crust resembles dried cum flakes crusted on a sorority slut's asshole. Not to mention you might as well buy one container of crisco lard to make an actual crust.
I feel like you may have had bad luck with crusts. shitty pie crusts are shitty, but a good crust has a lovely texture and flavour.

In culinary class we're making cupcakes and i put in a tablespoon of soy sauce

>>727966001
I just sent you $487,436.96. Enjoy!

Im listening to bimmer by tyler

>>727966001
swagbucks com/ refer /Slothstronaut22

Here OP, you can make a few bucks on the side with this

>>727967801
this.
and how much dried cum have you licked off of sorority girls' assholes that you were able to make that comparison so quickly?

>>727967860
I'll put a tablespoon of soy sauce in your ass

>>727967927

tomato sauce or tabasco sauce?

The Amazing atheist got censored on youtube lick soy sauce off his ass

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>>727967977

SAUCE !?!!

If i make a thread of what my first tat should be will you guys move over there

>>727967801

More than likely is the case. I can't say I've actually had a pie crust that I liked. I don't know what it is about it. Maybe the texture?

>>727967912
more than you ever will gayboy

>>727968020
no

>>727968020
rolling for a swastika

:(

>>727968054
i mean, probably. ive never been into licking dried semen off of anything. im not sure how that makes me gay though

>>727968124
faggot

>>727968113
:d

I was walking behind a group of seniors and yelled nigger (am black) am i tumblr yet

did we ever settle on what a fair price per cut was? I'm wondering what the market value of the average thigh is

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>>727968186
guess you got me there. this conversation makes me miss being 13 and thinking i was edgy.

>>727968222
get back to work negro

Okay so one cut will earn .50 cents
After several cuts we'll renegotiate prices per slash

>>727968262
>I'm gay gay homo faggot boipucci homo cumslut twink
that's you
that's what you sound like

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Guys whom use 4chan casually

>>727968262
queer

>>727966837
/thread

>>727967337
op dont reply to sadistfags who want you to cut
i just want you to lick my butthole clean
and i'll cuddle you after i raped you properly

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>>727968366
yup. direct quote. isnt it a school night? shouldnt you be in bed?

>>727967357
agreed
get outta here you useless cunt

Yeah gn

>>727968262
how old are you now? 14?

>>727968408
the queerest

What did i do

Graham cracker pie crusts are my favorite.

>>727968440
I am in bed...WITH YOUR MOM!
fucking owned

>>727968490
cut it in half and double it

>>727968534
jokes on you she has hepatitis

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>>727967595
it's only a thread about pie
derail > rail, everytime
also op isnt even real with his 2 days old timestamp

>>727967656
>eating brown turds because you cant make a superior pie crust
murritards, ladies and gents

>>727968534
really? thats pretty gross anon, my mom is really fat

>>727968262
>>727968440
>i can't tell when people are joking or being serious so they must be trying to be edgy god why is nobody mature like me

>>727968595
autism level is through the roof

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>>727967729
handmade piecrust is godly, that's all there is to it
you cant beat butter+flour traditionally prepped
it's the root of all french cuisine as it's also the basis of sauces
thing is murricunts never tasted a real pie crust
hahahaha faggots
you will die without knowing heaven

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>>727967658
A bump is a small amount of cocaine to get you by.

>>727967860
>In culinary class we're making cupcakes
american "culinary", gents...
weep weep weep till the world ends

>>727966001
Look,human waste.
Get a fucking job if you're so desperate for the new iPhone 23...

>>727968052
>I can't say I've actually had a pie crust that I liked. I don't know what it is about it. Maybe the texture?
IT WAS NOT PROPERLY HAND MADE
FUCK
GET A LIFE

>>727968591
imma cum up that bitch's asshole and make you lick it clean

>>727966001
Where about do you live if close I'll drop it off

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>>727968887