what dose a girls vagina taste/smell like? it looks so delicious

>>727957871
shit
cock tastes better

>>727957871
Well it's not supposed to look like that Venus flytrap, I assure you.

>>727957871
tastes like a mouthful of pennies.

Like stale, unflavored Skoal.

Salty milk and coins.

I was told every pussy tastes and smells different

>>727957871

it tastes a bit like boys vaginas that you seem to eat a lot

>>727958278
>Skoal
dont have that in eu >.> can you compare it something we have here?

>>727958196
Spot on anon

Piss on the back of your hand and suck on it. There you go.

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>>727958091

>>727958616
>>727957871

Was meant for OP

Like the white stuff you get in your tonsils

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>>727957871

It tastes like the last dick that was in it.

>>727958348
It does, but it's similar

>>727958429
this.

>>727958196
surprisingly accurate

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Smoked salmon with a seasoning of salt sprinkled with coagulated pigs blood shavings

>>727957871
Bad. I don't like it.

I have to lick it for about a minute until my tongue become dull to the taste.

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>>727957871
like a dead cat
its called pussy for a reason

What about a girls ass, does it taste good? What's it taste like?

Like bags of sand.

Pussu, depending of each girl, have a sour/bitter taste; if it tastes much of those two, it means the girl gets some chemical changes on her body; even worst than that, it might mean some kind of disease on her pussy.
Almost the same applies with the dick; but instead, a healthy dick tastes like nothing, just a pinch of a salty aftertaste.

>>727959248
honestly I don't care what anyone says ass taste better than pussy because if its clean ass literally taste like nothing but skin (ive ate a girls ass that tasted like skin with a little bit of a sweet taste even dunno what it was from) and has less of a smell if its clean too, pussy no matter what smells and taste like pussy which is kind of sour/bitter.

>>727959248
If clean, it tastes neutral, just like the dick, otherwise it tastes like shit (literally). That's why some girls chooses a simple diet, with neutral flavor food, that way their assholes, even with some shit on it, doesn't tastes so bad.

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>>727959633
Thanks /b/ros mind also answering my other questions?

>>727957871
salt

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>>727957871
really depends of the gir, for example: yeast infection tastes like really acid meds, tangy; vaginosis smels like fish, and no never tasted that; some girls taste sorta salty, other kinda sweet; but the most common is kinda acid (pic related, wife)

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>>727958196
/thread

The first dive in always has a hint of urine, unless she's fresh out of the shower.

>>727957871
Like a bag of sand.

>>727960208
this. my better 3/4 tastes slightly salty and tangy, but grool is just a little salty

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last night this chick served me up, AND swallowed my load after I skated, and worked in the sun all day. I was wearing black pants, and haven't showered in 3 days. shit was cash. we are filthy creatures, and I like it

>>727957871
absolute shite.

Salty milk and coins

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>>727957871

sea salt and vinegar

go get some pussy flavored chips and find out

>>727958347
Woah throwback

>>727960382
yea people in general are pretty gross, you just learn to live with it unless you want to shower before every sexual act

That's the nastiest cooch I have ever seen.

Also LOL at all the people here who think they know what it's like. You all know you've never even been close enough to smell one. And that's saying something considering how they reek.

>>727960382
fucking gnarly

>>727958347
>>727960456
it's salty coins and milk you fucking retards

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>>727960529
I know right!? I was hyped, cuz she showed up with a 12 pack of Limearitas and some weed!! I hope she's into buttsex! round 2 here I come! OUR LIFE!

>>727960651

Is it still bait if it's true?

>>727958817
Night

>>727960755
i've been married for 8 years but sure whatever you say pal

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there's some good answers in this thread like
>>727958196
I didn't like the first pussy I ate out. I thought wtf why does it smell so bad, and she was a 7/10. kind of goth though, probably drank a lot of soda or something

but you can measure how well a girl takes care of herself by the taste and smell of her vaj

my ex who was a salvadoran ate mostly fruit, veggies, and very little meat. drank mostly juice, tea, and water. her pussy actually tasted good. and I mean, it tasted it good not just as a pussy but in general.
even better when I was balls fucking drunk. she was so shy about it (she was a virgin when we met) and thought it was kind of weird for me to go down on her.
but man it did get her going. shaking and everything, pulling my hair, sink her nails into my neck and shoulder.

loved every bit of it.
too bad we went our separate ways after 3 1/2 years. was quality wife material then she went hormonally apeshit.

here's a medium rare pepe for good luck and perhaps one day you can relate.

Go for a good jog, swipe your finger in between your thighs and taste.

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>>727960089
Go ahead

looks infected

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>>727960522
>>727959139
>>727958091
>>727958429
>>727960382
You fucking mongoloid betas
A healthy, well cared for puss, tastes great. Yummy, plump skin. Only when i shove my toungue inside of her do i barely taste that slightly metallic taste.
I bet most of wipe your asses one time and call it a day. Nasty fucks.
Aint ever catch me eat some 80 degree weather, ate some taco bell and downed some whiskey pungent pussy. Told that bitch to hop in the shower asap if she wants head

>>727957871
Actually.. it tastes pretty fucking good and doesnt smell bad.. but if its going to stink or they got a bunch of perfume hiding shit stank and stuff.. I wouldnt go fuckin near it son.

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>>727958091

wtf... every vagoo-related thread always gets an immediate gay reply...

>>727958767

...and a "sad but true" reply.

>>727957871
All types taste different. Even the same girl will taste different one day to the next, depending on lots of reasons.

Funny, kind of the same way different guy's cum always taste different.

Somehow my girls has never had a bad taste or odor. She literally tastes like candy. Craziest thing. I know it shouldn't but it does. And has for years. I am not the only one who has said so too.

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>>727959248

tastes like shit, literally shit, because that's the only thing which dirties daily her pooper and surrounding perineal area.

no matter how she cleans it, it will always smell & taste like pure shit, like pic related.

>>727961045
not him, but as someone who's tasted both, i can tell you that dick tastes better. provided it's clean all you really taste is precum

>>727961103
this. there's been days where the wife's damn near gargled my cum and other days it makes her retch. i mean broccoli and beer probably have more to do with that then anything but still

Depends, it goes all the way from tuna to onion chips

>>727960951

1. True/False. If you leave a girls vagina liquids on you does it start to smell like fish?
2. Do bjs usually smell and or make your Johnson smell assuming she didn't brush in advance?
3. If a girl smells bad down there is it bearable to deal with?

>>727957871
A clean one tastes like nothing. it's just slimy. And smells like... pussy. Not sure how to explain the smell.

It doesn't smell bad, it just has a scent. If it's unclean, it will smell bad.

If you are uncircumcised, I compare the smell to the smell that is under your foreskin. Pull the skin back, rub the part of your cock that was concealed and give it a whiff.

That's maybe what it smells like, that's if you've showered recently and not fapped since showering.

>>727961141
you with some nasty bitches.

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>>727957871
Slightly spoiled milk.

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>>727961319
im circumcised

>>727961231
I always wanted nasty cum. So hot to see a girl squirm on my dick but knows she must do it.

I, however, have very pleasant cum so I've been told.
>not fair.

>>727961285
pussy has a VERY distinct smell that you'll go noseblind to rather quickly. while it doesn't smell like fish people will know you've been getting some

if she's got raunchy breath you're gonna want to wash your dick afterwards. UTI's fucking suck

like i said you go noseblind to it rather quickly and your tongue will go numb to it pretty quickly if you don't like the taste

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>>727961404

>>727961285

1. true
2. yes, they smell, but I don't think it's related to the fact that she seldom brushes.

>>727961319

oh, a virgin again.
stop talking about vagoos, you faggots who only saw them in porn vids
3. no, it's not that bearable.

>>727961492
what does sex smell like?

>>727961405
it really depends on diet. if she can pick up on the smell asparagus gives your pee then eat shitloads of it, it'll make your cum fucking disgusting for a couple of days. although really any diet rich in brassicas will do the trick.

>>727961557

like sulphur/methane, because I always fart when doing sex.

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>>727957871
wet, soft, kind of like the inside of your cheek
it tastes.. I don't know. a bit salty and sour?

I made a vow to myself that I only lick pussy of virgins.
my last 2 gfs were virgins

lately I have only been fucking sluts with huge ass inner lips. disgusting. I don't go down on them.

they also smell like death.

>>727961557
it's hard to explain, imagine you've been working out for a few hours, that kind of funk, now add a kind of tangy metallic smell to it, it's one of those smells you know once you've smelled it once

>>727961627
can you distinguish the smell of sex and fart then? lets say you walked into a room and it smells..

>>727961285
1. false, only if she haves vaginosis/infection
2. false, it wont smell like pizza
3. depends of how bad, garbage smell is unbeaeble, but usually is not that bad

bonus: do try a preggo, thats god tier pussy

>>727961492
ah look.. non misinformation.. pussy smells like pussy.. tastes like pussy.. honest.. its not a strong flavor at all.. at least dear hell it shouldnt be.. if its a bad smell or shiva forbid you went for it smelling terrible.. tastes bad.. you gonna have some bad juju

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>>727957871
Taste your precut: slightly saltier than that with a pleasant tang. Coppery a little when they're ovulating and more when they're pregnant. For the most part the taste doesn't vary from girl to girl but the smell does. I've never had fishy. People who knee jerk that response are virgins or have only fucked one poorly cleaned broad. The smell of sweaty pussy and sweaty ass mixed together is the most wonderful thing in the world.

>>727961752
oddly enough the only chicks i've been with that smell like death are usually super skinny chicks

>>727961820
*precum

>>727957871
It taste like your own dick. You should try it !!!

>>727958091
I second this. I've eaten 8 different girls and they all taste nasty. Not to mention I've dated two different girls for over a year and went down on each of them many times. People trying to say it tastes good are just beta fags who are still excited about eating pussy because they never get any. Once you get over the initial excitement you start to think it's more of a chore than a privilege. I only sucked a cock one time and there was barely a taste. Semen is a different story but at least cocks don't taste like front butt. Seriously pussies are just disgusting front butts full of bacteria. If us guys werent controlled by hormones we'd never put our mouths anywhere near that disgusting shit. I haven't tasted semen but I can confirm that taking homophobic emotions out of the picture, dick are tastier.

>>727961867
thats weird.. only ate a chubster.. she was skinny though.. weight can change alot over time.

>>727961820
really a love it or hate it thing, seems like half of my mates can't stand it and the other half go fucking bonkers for the shit

>>727961285
1. true kinda
2. if you drool in your sleep, then it will smell like your drool does left for a while
3. no its not

>>727961933
it might just be coincidence, all of the gyno's ive run into have told me it's all dependent on body chemistry so i've got no clue. on a side note, you'd be shocked how many gynos you run into decorating cakes for a living

>>727957871
Is this loli or a girl?
http://www.swingeer.com

Current gf hardly tastes like anything and has like no body odour it's great. No smell down there either....other girls usually have a taste and a scent. Taste can be hard to describe you know it's something but usually not bad. Scent on the other hand can get stank. Some girls have a fishy scent and/or they can smell like musty b.o. & sweat. Can sometimes smell urine too. Freshly washed is the best and unscented pussy is the best...make sure you choose unscented when you order pussy.

>>727962026
interesting.

>>727962083
it might just be that there's a lot of cooch doctors in dallas, it's a pretty big city

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>>727962026

>tl,dr: gynos always need to buy decorated cakes to avoid their patients suing them.

Thanks, 4chan, I'm now educated.

>>727962083
>>727962151
i usually just like to remind folks that my advice is anecdotal and that i'm not a professional, i just make cakes. also capcha is getting real fucking irritating

>>727961557

Ass. Literally both of your assholes are being opened up repeatedly and that's what caused the sex smell. Also a combination of her fluids as well sprinkled in.

>>727961492
>>727961528
>>727961698
>>727961953
Thanks for the info lads.
>tips hat

>>727961141
You're taking too big of a bite

Are you only meant to lick the clit or are you expected to tongue punch inside as well? I have no qualms with either just curious.

>>727962233
hey what they do in their own practices is their own business, i'm more then happy to take the money

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>>727959210
Quit going around licking dead things, Kevin.

>>727957871
That looks painful

>>727962295

mainly clit work
(doing the alphabet with ur tongue)

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It tastes like an angry whopper mixed with volt batteries.

>>727962048
Also I find that the only time that my gf really smells is after I come inside her. She then will get a bit a fishy scent for about a day or two then it goes away. If I don't want her to smell like that I'll come elsewhere to keep it fresh down there.

>>727957871
generally it tastes like white vinegar mixed with a very thin syrup
except the syrup is cheap. Any guy who says they enjoy eating women out is full of shit. generally the type who would fuck anything.
Plus your tongue can get tired very quickly if you're not used to it.

>>727962670
it's like with women and fellatio, some are super into it, and others hate it. there's not usually a middle ground and it's hard for one side to rationalize the other. life's funny like that

9 volt*

>>727962556
that's just what old cum smells like

>>727961005
nigger I will rape you mom. come to Oakland bitch

>>727958347
back from memory lane hahaah

>>727957871
thats one ugly ass pussy tho