YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHgUVoREOmg
>>727928389
This is starting to get sad...
https://youtu.be/yrty0eKo2p0
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>>727929590
baa
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>>727930233
wii
>>727929590
Kol
>>727930233
Kek
>>727930233
fucking lost
>>727928389
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
>>727931044
real one
>>727929590
>>727930105
real one
real one
>>727931502
duh
>>727931502
Realy, how could you tell?
Oh boy a YLYL thread finally! I LOVE these hilarious threads hahaha. The best memes come from /b/ even though the most popular ones like the rage comics spawned on 9gag.
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>>727931349
Thank you for at least your attempt at eradicating cancer
>>727931831
rage comics, you say?
>>727931502
wow you must be so smart to notice that how did you do it
>>727931947
xD
>>727931502
Fuck, your like Sherlock Holmes.
>>727931947
Hahaha it's funny because we have all been there xD so recognizable xD
>>727932134
you're*
>>727932075
LOL LOST SO HARD
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>>727931955
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>>727932379
You ain't seen nothin yet. Feast your eyes on this piece of funny.
>>727930233
reply
This image is /b/, without the furries and those feminine dick guys
>>727932657
I really really really like that image
>>727932483
AHAHAHAAHAAAHA HOLY SHIT
At some point you faggots are really gonna have to stop doing this shit.
>>727932924
Ah i lost that image now i can post it in every YLYL again thank you
>>727929452
I need moar!!!
>>727933031
Maybe in 5 years. No wait how old is the banana meme now? 3 years? I wanna make it atleast last 10 years in total
>>727931044
>>727931104
>931104▶
>File: 1490717939603.jpg (55 KB, 600x386)
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>>727931175
>>727931234
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>>727931955
Honestly, I've seen these fake posts so many times they have just gotten old. I'm not even upset anymore. It's just another drop in the bucket. Obvisously anon will rant "Oh It still geTs Yous erryTTimes" But really it's not even a bother anymore. I expect this.
https://youtu.be/_PkefaVCkBA
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>>727933439
went through the whole thread and lost at this one
>>727933362
>>727934055
nigger
>>727933528
This is a real gif. I don't know if it helps but ill try to bring in some funny content from time to time. The fact you expect it and it doesnt even bother you anymore makes the banana win. WE CAN'T LET IT WIN!
>>727933924
*Did you know?*
Bananas are aids riddled cocksuckers?
>>727933528
>>727934074
How the fuck did i lose to this
>>727933819
Thanks Lori!
I'm Banana Harrison and this is my produce shop. I shitpost here with my old man and my son "Big Potassium." Everything in YLYL has cancer- and a peel. One thing I've learned after 21 years- I really, really, really like this picture.
>>727934243
Maybe you're fucking retarded. It's the only explanation I can think of.
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>>727929355
>>727929313
HOW CAN WHITE MEN EVEN COMPETE!!!
>>727934243
>>727934074
Samefag, every single thread this shit. Only retards and 8 year olds would lose to that.
>>727934552
shut up newfag
Hey Faggots,
My name is Banana, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
lolololololololololololololololololrotflmaoqxzXDDDDDDD
>>727931349
god tier gif
>>727931119
real one
>>727934203
Well i have a friend who can hack into the cia database, groups that dont even have names and shit, he showed me videos of the military testing alien ships, actual alien bodies, secret high power weapons, anti-matter bombs, teleportation stuff. any of you ever heard of monoatomic gold? stuff is being used to create super soldiers, is resistant to gravity, superconductive. but the military and our government deny it has any viable uses and do not regulate the distribution or creation of it because ofwhat it can do. ive actually seen this shit. no idea how to access it, but thqnkfully my roommate is a huge nerd and he showed me. really had a hard time believing this shit, but if any of you had actually seen this you would shit your pants. this is 100% real. and think of all the shit i didnt see. amazing. oh and i saw military ocean topography over the marianas trench that shows 3 HUGE underwater bases. if you know what your doing you can find out anything on the deep web. fuck all the gore and kiddy porn. find out what the fuck is going to happen to all of us in a few years. not a pretty thing whatsoever. were all in for a shit storm whether anybody likes it or not. believe.what you want, but i know what i saw and read.
>>727934752
'I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY UHHH LETS JUST CALL THAT GUY A NEWFAG YEAH THAT WILL TEACH HIM A LESSON DURRRRR'
God damn 4chan is shit these days.
>>727935212
Shut the fuck up, newfag. Adults are talking here.
>>727935319
>these days
>>727935319
>>727935319
/b/ is shit. Dont take it out on the rest of the website this place has always been cancer. /VG/ is doing just fine.
>>727935212
Im really sorry. this is my third post ever on 4chan and I wanted my anonymous brothers to be proud of me. Please accept my apology and together we can be friends, thanks. Please contact me at [email protected] if you want to be friends thanks.
>>727935319
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN SHITTY
>>727935448
I wont forgive you fucking DIE NOW PLEASE FUCKING DIE MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCXKING IDIOT RETARD DIE AAAAAAHHHH FUXKING DIEEE! !!
This sh*t is hilarious, my dudes, keep it coming
>>727935448
bump
>>727929590
Theres never anymore YLYL threads that provide me with maximal kekage and a good nights rest.
>>Sadface
>>727935974
I miss when I could come grab a feels thread then read a YLYL so I could get that swing for great feelings.
>>727934762
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across 4Chan, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the 4Chan shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo.
>>727936090
Feels.
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>>727936090
You guys must be kidding right? Sounds like you almost depend on fucking /b/ for happiness. Thats beyond pathetic. Go fucking run outside and get some endorphins in your brain going or something you idiots!
>>727929590
i love u
>>727929655
lol
>>727930233
nice bubs
>>727936548
This amount of edgeyness makes me believe the world is flat.
>>727936251
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.
>>727929590
fuck
>>727936747
>>727929655
fuck
>>727929355
>>727929387
Why do you have a horse cock figurine in your room!?
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>>727936557
>>727930233
fuck
>>727936787
Ha i actually lost
>>727936548
Thats like saying if you enjoy going to a bar because there are fun people there you like to talk to and hang around youre dependent on it. Just because I enjoy a place on the internet and Im sad that its in ruins Im an idiot? I work 10 hours a day + Saturday and I cant even enjoy once place on the internet? Im a welder by the way. I work that long so I can make 6 figures. Not some minimum wage job like Im sure that you do. Who am I kidding youre probably a neet that cant afford a bag of tendies.
>>727934055
fag
>>727937151
>>727937151
Hmm so i actually offended you? Is your ego hurt? I obviously cant judge you because i dont know you but i dont think its mentally healthy to search for after work relaxation time on a website filled with dicks, pervert fags, retards, loners, furries, autists... shall i continue?
I dont give a shit what kind of work you do and it doesnt matter what i do. It doesnt define who you really are for real. Don't you agree?
With a click of a lock you walk back to my computer, flopping down on your DXRacer, refreshing /b/. There, in that finite moment, you see a beacon of light: a YLYL thread. Your hands tremble as you move your cursor over and click on it. You quickly scroll up and down the responses. Thank god, it's still a virgin. The engine in your chest pounds, begging to burst from your body as you click the reply button and upload a picture of His divine glory. Yes, it is Him.
His teeth glimmer in shimmering 1080p and you feel yourself become sweaty. His smile seems playful, yet shy at the same time as He holds His peel, as though begging for you to post Him. Then, as no robot could do, you post a picture of the great and benevolent Funny Banana.
You've done it yet again. You've saved this thread. Lori looks down on you from on high, caressing you in her blessing. You don't care about her though. All you see is Him. The subtle curve of his banana pulls at you like an intoxicating perfume. You no longer can control your hands as they glide down to the desk drawer, procuring from it a fresh, sensual banana.
The peel is so soft to the touch. It fills your stomach with delicious sin, your cock beginning to pulsate against it's sweatpants cage. Your eyes drift from the banana in your hand to the monitor once more, Funny Bananas eyes daring you to go farther. A breath catches in your throat. You stand up from your seat, placing the banana gently on your desk. It's yellow color is so vivid, so bright that you can't help your unrelenting erection.
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>>727937832
You quickly pull down your sweatpants to expose your throbbing penis. You cannot wait any longer. Time is of the essence, and Funny Banana pleads with you to give him everything you have. You grip your cock in your hand and without breaking eye contact with Him you smash your penis into the banana on the desk. The initial impact breaks the peel, but it's still so tight. Only a small amount of banana ozes from the slit. You smash your cock into the banana once more, this time creating a fissure in the peel. Banana squirts from the sides, and you take care to rub your cock against the excreted mush.
With your member a glistening bond between man and banana you smash your cock onto the banana again and again, never looking away from His powerful gaze. There is almost no banana inside the peel anymore. Some has sprayed onto your keyboard, joing the remains of previous bananas. This doesn't stop you though. Your penis hurts from hitting it against the desk, but the feel of His love is too powerful for you to stop. With all the force in your body you slam your cock onto the desk once more, sending banana mush and semen flying.
You fall back onto your chair, legs quivering. You run your pointer finger along the shaft, catching banana and cum on it, taking care to lap up every drop. He smiles on, appeases for now. But there will be more threads to come.
>>727937832
Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!
>>727929655
The I was just the same thing, and then you have a lot more to do it, I will have the best. If I could see it as an option for me, I will have the best.
>>727929590
>>727939087
literally me.
+ ramen and water.
>>727939208
>literally
Get a dictionary, you fucking moron.
>>727929590
jnoinoin
>>727931279
Nice
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>>727939327
>>727929655
>>727939327
you are literally retarded
i am literally going to gouge my eyes out
right off the bAt LItTerAlLY
>>727930233
Got stumped.
>>727930233
>>727931831
The really funny banana is all over 9gag now. The cancer has spread.
>>727933169
9gag
>>727929655
cuckcity
? i'll check that shit out right quick.
ofc imma keep my oc for /b.
>>727939959
I'm posting the 'nana to 9fag as we speak
>>727933285
It's here to stay
>>727929590
Apparently you can only upload an image every 10 minutes or something on 9fag. If someone else wants to chip in here it would be appreciated.
>>727940321
oh iuno about thaaaaat. i don't want to put my oc on there. that shit stays here, haha!
>>727940651
So don't upload your OC. Just use the stock image repeatedly.
>>727929590
Nigger
>>727929655
Ultranigger
Jesus Christ it's like being at an autism camp during the midday trumpet. Its all horse cocks stupid chain letters and dogs getting hit by shovels. The fuck is wrong with you people? Is it like an inside joke to pretend to be retarded or are most of you genuinely retarded? I'm not understanding it I feel like I didn't drink the koolaid or take the pill what am I missing?
HehehehJHehehhe these threats are sooo fenny
>>727940124
Not even kidding here. It is actually catching on. There is one guy who posts almost all day every day.
>>727941659
Yes
>>727941659
>all horse cocks stupid chain letters and dogs getting hit by shovels
I fucking lost 2 this and I'm not kidding
>>727940651
Why not spread your work to a larger audience. Today /b/, tomorrow the world.
>>727941783
I've got two posts up at the moment. My dream is to have a couple a' dozen /b/tards chip in and fucking drown the place.
I'm bored.
>>727931349
That looks kinda similar to Kairi's outfit in kh2...
>>727929452
>>727941998
We share that dream. We are making progress.
>>727942375
Are you on it, anon?
>>727929590
Immunity cat faggot
>>727941998
Join the raid
>>727942434
There's alot more than just me
>>727941902
god damn ain't nobody got time fo dat.
tho i'm sure my shit'll end up there anyway. sigh.
>>727942723
This could be us, anon.
>>727941882
I'm not either. I don't get it. I don't understand. Is it supposed to be ironic or something? Is it funny because people hope others will be offended and that gets their rocks off? Because if so that's the single dumbest thing I have ever heard.
>>727942853
do i have to make an account for this cancer?
>>727932361
THE FRELS
>>727943018
Unfortunately yes
>>727928389
>>727941998
I'm joining, shit seems like fun.
>>727942525
>>727942628
>>727942853
I can't find any of these on 9fag
>>727929590
shit
>>727943590
These are from way earlier. I got shadowbanned and my post limit has been reached so I don't have anything super current.
>>727943590
yea i dunno where to look, either. first time going to their site.
>>727943496
>>727943185
>>727942853
>>727942628
>>727942525
How do I find your posts? I need to upvote all this potassium
>>727929655
Yee
>>727943717
Well 9fag won't let me post anything for 24 hours now. Fuck
>>727929590
Rolli>>727930233
Ro
>>727933037
Oh.
>>727943770
The best way to handle it at this point is to make your profile pic the banana and comment something banana/potassium related in every post. Upvote yourself and downvote everyone else for maximum effect.
>>727943860
ah-hahaha
they're onto us...
>>727943860
Just spam the comment sections.
>>727930233
nigger
fuck everyone one in this thread
>>727944034
Alternate accounts help. There's already been a few banana posts slip through trending this past week.
>>727944222
Trips of trash
>>727930105
Damn... It's been a while shoveldog, You sneaky bitch.
>>727943996
>>727944073
oh god i have no time to go on another site and do the same shit i do here all day long. i...just can't. upvoting, downvoting, commenting on everything...? this is the most i've typed on /b in months.
>>727944498
There is an uprising going on there now. People here are fairly desensitized to it at this point but the people of 9fag are like sweet little potassium virgins ripe for the fucking.
>>727942912
No, anon. It has alot to do with YLYL being intrinsically cancerous. People like to flood YLYL with shitposts because at least shitposting all over something carries a better chance of getting a laugh than your average, unstrained, loose in the wild YLYL thread.
>>727944686
That's the spirit of ylyl. Ofcourse they can't all be good but god damn when they are they are.
>>727929655
oh my
>>727944677
>>727944686
Okay I get it now. Thanks yo.
>>727945492
Continued discussion of banana posting
>>727932234
rawr xD
>>727929590
y tho
>>727929655
y tho
>>727930233
Yes god emperor trump
>>727932924
just fucking stop
>>727934055
Neat
>>727931502
Hello mr obvious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQPHnJsOeWo
>>727929590
fk u
>>727930233
damn
>>727933037
nope im out...
>>727944415
kek'd
>>727929590
I literally wish all bannana posters would just die already. I'm so tired of it. I mean really, think about it. They have nothing better to do with their time than ruin ylyl threads. If that isn't the most pathetic existance on the planet I don't know what is.
>>727930233
Read it two times because 2 negatives make it positive
how the fuck is this bananameme still a thing in 2017
>>727949950
I'm sorry for what I've done
>>727950860
Is such a good meme that the daily dot wrote an article about it
https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/naked-banana-meme-ylyl-4chan/
>>727929590
>>727929655
The same 30 year old beta faggot in every thread
>>727943907
kek
>>727934133
lost
Retarded mods never ban the fucking spammers. Good job driving away your fan base. Such a shame to this place infested with teenagers.
>>727930553
Sauce
>>727953743
>>727930105
not this shit again....
>>727929590
>4chan was good
>>727930233
fuck
>>727929655
I am immune cuz me mum is dead.
reply to this repost or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>727955113
Kill yourself.
>>727929590
This is a reply