Good evening, Anonymous! How was your weekend? Mine tired me

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hey anonymous, I love you.

and you too, miss Reimu <3

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>>727926348
Ahh comfy thread time... I didn't get to post this in Alice's thread so I'll post it here

I blame >>727926419
for my continued doodling now

>tarot

Hey Reimu!

what kind of food should I make for the next big celebration?

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>>727926575
hey sky <3 you doing well today?
>>727926651
what kind of celebration are we talking?

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Hello everyone! Here to give some advice to anyone needing some help!

>Tarot

I'll be curious if this turns out to be real.

Even if I don't have trips, will you do it for me?

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>>727926419
D'aww!

>>727926575
D'awww! That's cute!

>>727926651
You're asking otherworldy entities that?

>>727926754

a birthday dinner! unless I can go home for mother's day but not likely

>Tarot

Hello Reimu, I've recently acquired a major change in my life. What does the future hold? Any advice on how I should proceed?

>>727926858

what else should we be asking them?

>Tarot

Not sure if I believe in Tarot but this would be interesting.

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>>727926807
hey hon <3
>>727926834
if you mean whether or not she actually does readings, she does. we've got a few tarot diviners, and at least one that does runecasting.
>>727926941
does it need to be something complex like a charcuterie spread, or is something small and homey fine?

>Tarot

Do you need any information from me?

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Alcibiades here.

I've been working recently so I haven't been able to show up, and probably won't make it as much as I have been, but I am still here. Managed to get done with my job a bit early and could leave it to the others today.

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Good evening all.
Kinda bummed out a bit

>Tarot

I don't think I've ever had this done by anyone successfully before but I'll give this a try.

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>>727927033
What kind of major change, anon? Anything we could help with?

>>727926754
I'm doing well. I haven't had a new phone in ~3yrs so having a modern phone is like having a new toy. I'm just playing osu now that thread was kill.

>>727926858
thank you! the fact that I can only use a calligraphy pen to draw in memo masks the fact that I'm not trying that hard really well....

>>727927247
EMT man what troubles you?

>>727927098

definitely does not need to be extravagant, but something that requires some thought and a bit of effort, like a well-made turkery & sides for thanksgiving

>>727926348
Mine has been tiring and lonesome.

>tarot
Will I ever be happy?

>>727927098
Hello Jill.

>>727926858
Welcome back Reimu, how are you today?

>>727927247
Hey EMT, what's up?

I'll attempt to get to all of the anons and people I don't know next post

-Al

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>>727926348
Did you see me in the last thread, dummy?

>>727927307

I'm not sure what it is exactly you guys do or how it is you can help, but if I could have anything it would be wisdom. I would love to be the wisest man that ever lived.

Also, if you'll read my Tarot I'll appreciate that.

>>727927037
How to locate a clitoris.

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>>727926348
Reimu!
>>727926419
Jill!

It feels like it's been longer than it has.

>>727927247
What's wrong, EMT?
>>727927307
YUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>advice

hey all, I'm copying my question from the other thread:

On a typical day I'm left with only 3 hours of time to get stuff done, which I'm having a hard time doing.

Any advice for making the best use of a limited amount of time, especially after being mentally and physically drained from the day's work?

>Tarot

I am so confused about wtf is going on in this thread. . .

>>727927524
Make a plan

Follow through

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>>727927037
I dunno, something a regular human couldn't answer a hundred times better?

>>727927195
Make that cash! We're proud of you!

>>727927343
Ah, I remember those lazy workarounds. I still use some of them. Just make sure you improve along the way!

>>727927416
I'm doing well, thanks!

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>>727927195
hey Al <3 missed you last week.
>>727927247
what's up, lifesaver?
>>727927343
yeah, I know that feeling. I got my first non-flipphone a few years back, and it was like the heavens opened and I saw the light.
>>727927364
I was thinking of suggesting potato soup and cheddar biscuits, but I can't find the recipes right away, and it sounds like something that may be a little too simple in the situation.
>>727927446
hey sweetheart <3
>>727927524
I mean... stuff has to get done, tired or not. that's not a nice way to look at it, but it's the most honest approach to think of.
>>727927535
advice. tarot. conversation.

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>>727927416
>>727927446
>>727927343

Eh, I messaged the girl on the way back from VA yesterday. We exchanged a few messages, and it seemed like she was starting to get into the conversations, but she just suddenly dropped from it without and explanation.

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>>727927431
Mm wellll I don't give tarots, Reimu OP does. But I do offer advice, for what it's worth.

>>727927446
Hehe heyyy youu!~

>>727927442

hah, that's too easy.

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This is certainly the greatest Fallout: New Vegas character ever created.

>>727926651
Quiches. Quiche is great for parties.
>>727926941
What a good reason for a party.

>>727927033
Mind telling me about that change anyway? I might be able to give you advice on it even without a tarot.

>>727927192
Usually just asking is enough for a general tarot. Good luck on those trips.

>>727927282
Good luck.

>>727926834
Sometimes she does it for some random chances along the way. If I get trips remind me and I'll let you have them.

>>727927307
Hey! I can't remember if I've seen you around before. What's going on?

This thread moves fast, gotta type faster next time

-Al

>>727927524
Oh, yeah I saw this ? before, but didn't have time to throw my 2cents in. When I worked 12s overnight I had a similar situation.

Break up tasks that need to be done (responsibilities lets call these) and plan them out for the week in small chunks. You'll burn out super quick if you don't take time to yourself. It's all about having the right slices of pie for personal/work/family/friends etc.

This isn't an exact science, it may take awhile to get into a routine that works for you so don't be discouraged if at first you don't succeed.

but mostly make plans and don't oversell yourself to one thing at a time.

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>>727927665
Eh, nothing to major, but I explained it in this reply >>727927671

Just kinda bummed out. Probably nothing major, but you know how people are. Always jumping to the worst possible conclusion.

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>>727927535
People gather here to chat for a while or ask for advice and help!
>>727927524
What is your schedule? Do you have one? And what do you want to do in that free time?
>>727927396
Happiness is not a very prolonged state sadly, anon. Best you can do is enjoy small things, little details that cheer you up slightly, like appreciating a breeze in a hot summer or a warm cup of tea in winter. That's the kind of stuff that brings happiness.
>>727927424
Hello Ikarous.

>Tarot

Everything in my life changed six months ago.

I wound up going from a penniless nobody living in a trailer park with my mom to being really successful.

I want to make the world a better place and don't really know how to do that. I'd be curious if I could get some information / wisdom / sage advice from another world about what I should be doing with my talents.

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>>727927665
How ya doin', sweeter heart?
>>727927671
I mean, it's probably something IRL or similar, don't you think?
>>727927767
;~~~~~~~~~~;

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>>727927424
Nope! I didn't see very much at all before it got deleted.

>>727927446
Hi Reisen!

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>>727927826
His name is Nhouliswaamtogox.
(Pronounced Now-Lee-Swahm-Tah-Gawks)
He is an asian male, and isn't as old as he looks. Not only does he have a raging boner for the NCR, but there's nothing he hates more than the Legion.

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>>727927877
-falls into your arms and hugs you-
take me to chilly, i want to meet you
>>727927989
I met the woman you told me about. Your Tarot shit fucking worked, I can't fucking believe it

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>>727927852
especially you, bud. probably nothing major, something just came up and she got pulled away from the conversation. I totally understand the feeling, though.
>>727927954
not great, but nothing to worry about. just changes in the ongoing family health situation, mostly.
>>727927929
just like make people smile, hon.

>>727927852
You got pretty good insight there. It could be any # of reasons she stopped replying.

If you don't feel comfortable asking her, for the time being take the least painful/awkward reason she could have stopped and run with it. No reason to beat yourself up over something you don't have control over / ruminate on something you don't know for sure.

>tarot

Just curious to see what happens here.

>>727927804
But would otherworldly beings know it?

I wanna find out!

>>727926348
First Tarot Card I ever drew Was Six of Swords. Meaning?

>>727927651
ah, then, any suggestions mr./ms. regular human anon?

>>727927665
I haven't done potato soup before, I'll definitely look into it! Cheddar biscuit sounds like a good appetizer. I'll keep thinking/praying to the gods. thank you!

>>727927841
never made quiche either! I'll add it to the list for consideration. thanks al

>>727928142
great point! keep rollin'

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>>727928088
Oh? I'm very happy for you. How did you meet?

>>727927396
What's wrong anon? You can tell me about it if you'd like.

>>727927431
Look up Shakespeare's' quote about wisdom, that's a pretty good one to start with.

>>727927446
Hey! How have you been? It's been a while.

>>727927524
Try to limit what you do only to the things you most enjoy. For me its easy since I enjoy basketball and cooking the most, but some days I'll read a book for something different.

>>727927651
Working on it. It's been a hassle with all the recruits, but its been fun.

>>727927665
Well, at least I'm here now.

>>727927671
It could have just been a dead zone she went through or something, I wouldn't worry about it too much. Just be sure to try again.

>>727927826
Well, its certainly a good one.

-Al

>tarot

I've had my tarot read before but never successfully. I'm curious to see if someone can do this.

>>727928213
rollin' for tarot clits

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>>727928088
-pats your head- Take me to Russia, I want to preach against muslims. Reimu's tarots are so accurate they are scary sometimes.

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>>727928091
Oh great... I can imagine those changes are not positive ones...
>>727927989
Are you hype!?
>>727928213
>quishe
I read this as Quanch. And then Squanch. I have got too much Rick and Morty on the brain.
>>727928275
Ah, yeah it has! Sorry about that. I've been alright. I managed to reverse a certain payment from my account today so that I'll be able to pay rent at least, if a bit late.

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>>727928263
On the internet, ofc. Turns out she's a real girl too.

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>>727928434
Your mom's a real girl.

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>>727928213
I can look around for the recipes if you'd like. I'll just find the online ones and screenshot them.
fair warning, the biscuits do have small chunks of jalapeno in, but it's pretty damn mild.
>>727928275
you left me all alone to run an after-hours, and Louise and I were both a little too tipsy to handle it, I think.
>>727928396
yeah... nothing good is a good way to describe it. on the other hand, now that he's in a hospital bed and they found some of those issues out, they can get to work on them.

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>>727928393
Oh they hate Muslims here. I've been watching TV all day and people are calling for a Muslim ban.

I love it!

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>>727928190
The Six of Swords depicts a woman and a young child being rowed across a body of water towards a land that lies not far ahead. The woman’s head is covered, indicating sadness or loss as she moves away from something in her past. The water to the right of the boat is turbulent but the water to the left and near the land to which they are journeying is calm and steady. Although there is an indication of change or loss in the Six of Swords, and therefore a sense of moving away from something, there is also a sense of moving towards a more promising future. The calm waters in the distance suggest that the woman and child are now moving away from turmoil and conflict toward peace and tranquillity, even though they are both sad to leave behind their pasts. In the boat are six upright swords, symbolising the power of a rational mind over the heart and the intuition.

>tarot

What information do I need to supply for this to be done accurately.

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>>727927954
Probably something came up, and I'll probably be fine to text her in a few weeks or so. But still, kinda worrying

>>727928091
Yea, probably something happened that she had to leave during it. Just sucks that she didn't reply when she was able. Though I know she was just getting back from an MVA, so maybe she got another call soon after.

>>727928093
True. I guess I'll run with that she just got pulled away for the time being.

>>727928275
Maybe, though it was marked as delivered. And I thought of something like 10 min later that I wanted to mention, so I sent that. I doubt both were sent in a dead zone.

i'll roll for tarot

>Advice

What would be the best way to make myself more presentable too the opposite sex? I understand looking clean and well off and all that, but is there something that I could that's simpler? Like, changing my posture, looking open by not crossing my arms, looking Confident?

>>727927614
>>727927665
>>727927847
>>727927877

a lot of times, the stuff on my to-do list isnt due right away so there's not as much pressure, but definitely working on it will ease the workload on me later on

so I'm definitely struggling to expend effort when most of my energy has been spent

the tasks I have are already in small chunks! x.x but definitely agree with the concept

my schedule varies--

9pm-3am sleep
arrive 3:30am @ workplace
(can't really do anything other than work @ work)
get home 5:30p
make dinner & eat usually by 6-6:30p
so between 6-9 I have to prep for the next day's work, shower, and try to study/get other work done

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>>727928496
I miss her...

Rolling for tarot.

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>>727928556
I don't hate Muslims, I hate Islam.
Even then, not all of Islam, just the testy bits with hanging gays and beating women, you know, the stuff they're so fond of in the Middle East.
Of course, no religion is without toxic parts, and people can do awful things without religion.
Either way, God is not real.

Would love a reading! Thanks!

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>>727928396
I am! Because you're all about to hear a story from two weeks ago once Yuki shows up!

>>727928434
Of course on the internet. But where? How? Tell me about her.

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>>727927954
au au au I miss you.

no tears!

>>727927841
I've been around for almost a year nowww, I'd say.. I'm just munching on food. How's it going?

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>>727928855
you write a lot

>>727928370
>tarot roll

>>727928396
haha. did you get a chance to watch the new season premiere?

>>727928538
that would be great! thank you

>>727926348
Hi Reimu!!!!

>>727926807
Hello Nep!

Mantis

I can donate a series of rare gromoires and electronic copies of metaphysical texts if I can get my tarot read.

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hello all
bye all
yeh kinda busy with something very frustrating that i wish to finish (a game and scenario that take a lot of focus)
so just decided to come and say hey and bye
pic very related love ya all

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>>727928905
Actually, at no point in that post did I write the words "a lot."

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>>727928570
ah... I'm not sure what an MVA is, sorry.
>>727928642
yes to all three of those, they do help.
but also, just don't stress about it so much. look good enough, and be a genuine kind person.
>>727928906
I'll keep looking, then <3
>>727928943
have a good day bud.

Rollin' for tarot.

>>727928213
No problem, I'll try to be around for any questions and such.

>>727928396
Well, at least you get the rent paid. How have you been, I've been rather busy with a work trip I'm on.

>>727928538
I suppose not being drunk is one of my upsides. I'll try to be around a bit more.

>>727928568
Usually a general one doesn't need info, but if you want it about a specific event, you should probably describe that.

>>727928570
Well, maybe she got busy and had to do something, no reason to go jumping to crazy conclusions.

>>727928642
Don't hunch over and hold your head up, droopy shoulders and a down-turned face aren't good for
your confidence. The things you mentioned work too, but it really is all about confidence.

>>727928884
I'm alright, a bit tired from the past few days work, but its been fun, so its not really work. What are you eating?

>>727928943
Good luck on your game.

-Al

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>>727928556
Deus Vult Ave Maria. I take it you have been learning russian. If I recall correctly the average time for people to learn a language when they are foreigners is about 3 months.
>>727928656
From 3:30 am to 5:30 pm? How many hours weekly? God that seems like a lot.
>>727928855
>hanging gays
Silly nerd, they throw them from buildings. Women get whipped 40 times publicly if they get caught wearing pants.

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>>727928913
And a Big Hello to all my friends here!

Mantis

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>>727928880
I can't tell you the details but she is very successful and she uses me for her job. So far we have been getting close emotionally
>>727929052
Can you teach me to ramble like you?
I'm being very serious right now.
I hate how my replies are always so short

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>>727928880
>>727928880
>>727928880

I'm alreaaady here and hyped! Very much~

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>>727928538
Ahem.
>>727928570
Aaah, that long, huh?
>>727928880
B-but Yuki has been around.
>>727928884
If you miss me, y u no hang out wiff me
>>727928906
You fucking know it. SZECHUAN SAUCE, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>727929078
Mm, alright. Struggling in general but I usually am.

>>727928573
reroll

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>>727928943
Have fun? or best of luck!

>>727929064
MVA= motor vehicle acciden

and for thread regulars..... a picture. As it gets closer to work I get lazier, but fun times.

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>>727929213
It's hard as hell
everyone talks a mile a minute!

>>727928913
Hey Mantis, what's been going on for you?

>>727929256
Well, if you ever want to vent some steam or something, feel free to go right ahead. I'm sure you'll find a way out of it eventually.

-Al

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>>727929064
Basically a Multi vehicle accident. Remember, she is actually an EMT, and not just one looking into it like I am

>>727929078
True. Probably nothing much. Just leaves a bad feeling in the back of my head

>>727929256
Eh, I just don't want to seem clingy or anything.
I can do it earlier if I wanted though

>>727928656
I know this sounds....difficult, painful, irresponsible, however you want to put it... but,

You may need to take a look at work as the area that needs some... well, work. That's a helluva schedule you got there. What do you do?

>>727928906
>Tarot clit rollllll

>>727929078
>Tarot

I could really use some advice on this one issue. I'm asking friends, 4chan, supernatural forces, tarot, or whatever.

Alright, here goes nothing.

I've always wanted to live really far out in the woods and be a hermit. In spite of having a lot of education, was unable to afford this dream. Eventually I wound up landing a really great job in a different state, and this fantasy is now possible. My mom has known about this being my dream for my whole life, and just recently she contacted me about a house nearby hers that is perfect for me. It's a small cabin way out in the wilderness, 30 minutes from her house, near a university (so I can still work), with six acres of land, has well water, and a generator.

I am able to probably put a down payment on it, but that would mean that I'd be stretched very thin, would have to leave this job with hopes of finding another one nearby the cabin within a year. I'd also extend the amount of time it would take to pay student loans, which wouldn't are accruing major interest.

The thing is, if I wait, I'm almost certain someone will buy this thing.

My concern is that I might buy it and then grow out of this dream, but be stuck in a lousy financial situation for the rest of my life.

I'm 27 if it makes a difference.

What say you guys?

>>727928656
Mate why are you working 13.5 hours a day

If this is an unavoidable reality of your life then sorry mate you're fucked, this is all you've got so whatever

If you care, put all of your resources towards getting out of whatever job costs you 13.5 hours every day

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>>727929256
Mm well ever since I couldn't take that Friday off.. I felt like trash and just went reclusive after that.

I did think about you a lot.

>>727929078
Hmm work is fun? That must be really nice. Sometimes I wonder about doing a career change.

I'm just eating hot dog today. I saw a street vendor a couple weeks ago serving hot dogs and it's been a craving ever since.

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>>727929220
>I hate how my replies are always so short
You know, there's something I have that I wish weren't so short.
I bet you folks thought I was talking about my nasty, didn't you? Well, if you were in an Alternate Universe where wrong was right, you'd be right.
The things is, we aren't in that Universe, and Opposite Day isn't until October 4, so you're wrong.
The thing about the word 'ramble' is that it's part of the word 'scramble.' Now, nobody's eaten scrambled eggs in the past 170,000,000 years, because the Galactic Empire outlawed them.
Well, they didn't exactly outlaw them, but there was heavy propaganda claiming that eating scrambled eggs is linked to incontinence, acne, and communism, and people believed this.
People always believe the government's lies, from "The Earth is flat" to "Pokemon isn't real."
OK, so if Pokemon isn't real, then how can Meowth be my waifu, huh?

>>727929529
Hello Al!

I lost 5 bucks at a casino yesterday. But the Prime Rib at the buffet was great. And free, too!

Mantis

>>727929698
>reroll for tarot

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>>727928642
You have to find a style that works for you. Something you really care about, that makes YOU look in the mirror and say "damn, I look good." Not just "meh." The level of owning your own style and dressing in a way that compliments you will attract others, and it'll boost your own confidence. Also try this: whenever you're in a place, tell yourself at least once in your head that you're the best looking person there. Really ham it up inside your head. Pretend like you're arrogantly beautiful, even if you're really not. You'll look confident while you're thinking that, and people will notice.

>>727928914
Hmmmm...

>>727929220
Well, that's good, I guess.

>>727929225
Yay! Coming right up!

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>>727929529
Trying to as we speak <3
>>727929530
Hun, not that you should be smothering her but how's she gonna know how interested you are if you also want to keep her at a distance?
>>727929735
... *hug*
You dummy! You don't need to beat yourself up over such a small thing...!

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>>727929771
i don't wanna read all that omfg@@

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>>727929785
>I lost 5 bucks at a casino yesterday.
Why didn't you just save the game beforehand?
>>727929220
>uses me for her job
Oh, she she's an entomolgoist

>>727929698
reroll for tarot

>>727929993

Heh, looks like I got trips. Lucky day.

>>727929903

Thank you very much Reimu! I really appreciate it! *hugs*

Very tired, I worked all weekend.

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>>727929078
don't worry about it, love <3
>>727929256
am I wrong? we did both drink.
>>727929320
>>727929530
ah... that makes more sense.
>>727928906
hey, anon! here's the recipe for the biscuits, I'll do the soup one next.

-Jill

>>727929698
Hmm big life decision, have you tried looking into what your backup plans would be for either situation failing? Sometimes looking into the feasibility of your backup plans can lend some insight into which direction you could go in.

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>>727929903
You can see into the future, muu~
>>727929973
I had to Google that word
No, she's a gamer and I draw characters

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>>727930160
>>727928906
here's the soup one!

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>>727928913
Hello Mantis.
>>727929523
It makes sense, it's like if you tried to speak english to them, it would be giberish for most.
>>727929698
Roll for anon.
I hope you can get an answer, I have a similar issue myself so I would like to see your doubt clarified.
>>727930126
Same, what's your job anon?

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>>727930230
>I had to Google that word
You had to google the word 'she?'

>>727926348
Reimu, do you know why we Alice haters don't shitpost in your threads? Because you aren't an autistic, stuttering faggot that pretends to be something you aren't.

Good night to you.

>>727929213
yeah x.x M-F and one half day per weekend

>>727929548
>>727929717
I'm a medical student, will have to put up with this for another month or so

but I am considering this rotation as a potential career so I have to think about it in the long term (7+ years more of training)

unfortunately I'm paying to experience this, but I will get paid in the future as a resident!

>>727929973
Good point, Blueman.
I had 50 bucks to start with.
Went up to $150
Then pissed it away down to 45.
That's when we left. I guess Professional Gambler would be a bad career choice

Mantis

>>727929530
So, other than a bad feeling in the back of your head over something that probably isn't anything you need to be worried about, got anything else going on?

>>727929698
So, your choices are to chase your dream and risk finances being bad, or working in a job you hopefully enjoy, as it was described as "really great", and not having financial ruin? In the end this is a choice that must be made by you alone, not someone else. Weigh the pros and cons, and see what comes out on top.

>>727929735
Work is fun if its something you actually care about. Find something you're just really passionate for and go for it. Hot dogs are a pretty solid option for quick food.

>>727929785
Well, I suppose 5 bucks isn't ll that much, and Prime RIb is really good.

>>727929956
Sounds great, good luck.

>>727930160
I rarely worry about anything.

-Al

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>>727930160
>>727930231

thank you!!

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Two Stoned Uncles Obliterating to the Beat

A Short Story
by Red N. White

Reimu Hakurei had always hated The Shadow Realm with its squiggled, silly souls. It was a place where she felt awesome.

She was a radiant, charming, tea drinker with slender feet and delicate breasts. Her friends saw her as an afraid, annoying angle. Once, she had even helped a cloudy Joey Wheeler's little sister cross the road. That's the sort of woman she was.

Reimu walked over to the window and reflected on her torment-laden surroundings. The tornado teased like loving dragons.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Alice Margatroid. Alice was an intelligent archangle with supple feet and soft breasts.

Reimu gulped. She was not prepared for Alice.

As Reimu stepped outside and Alice came closer, she could see the precious glint in her eye.

Alice gazed with the affection of 2700 abstract wide wendigo. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want An Ancient Egyptian Artifact."

Reimu looked back, even more rapturous and still fingering the dense yugioh card. "Alice, what does Pot of Greed do," she replied.

They looked at each other with inexplicable feelings, like two jittery, joyous jackalopes hugging at a very lazy Dia de los Muertos, which had old school hiphop music playing in the background and two stoned uncles obliterating to the beat.

Reimu regarded Alice's supple feet and soft breasts. "I feel the same way!" revealed Reimu with a delighted grin.

Alice looked terrifying, her emotions blushing like a broken, brainy body pillow.

Then Alice came inside for a nice cup of tea.

THE END

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>>727929956
I don't see a small thing, love. I see a really important thing that I can't provide.

>>727929698
The dream sounds lovely, I frequently dream about that lifestyle too.

My concern is that you don't have the money for this. You'll have student loans and a mortgage to pay, and if you can't find a job near/at the university, it'll be impossible.

Not to mention if you are stretched thin, I would hope your job has medical benefits and/or nothing bad happens like shingles need to be repaired, foundation issues, etc..

There's too much risk for me personally. I would wait until you are financially ready for this, anon.

>>727929903
Yaaaay. I've been waiting for this for so long!

>>727930407
Mm, that's true. I really hope I find the motivation someday to do what I really want.

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>>727929956
Part of the thing is that I already came clean with her, and she knows that I do like her. So I'm just trying to find the balance now of when to message her so I don't drive her away even as a friend.

>>727930160
Yea, so I'm thinking that because she said that, she may have been sent to another call soon after.
Would make sense

>>727930407
Nope not really. Other than almost getting run off the GWB on my way home from VA yesterday.

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>>727930409
no worries at all love. I hope you can come up with something good that goes alongside it! I always feel like it could use a protein, but I'm not big on ham.

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>>727930343
Am I supposed to take that as a compliment or something? I figured it would just take you guys some time to make up things to hate about me.

>>727926348
my weekend starts right now. I'll let you know how it turned out on Thursday morning

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>>727930407
Eh. Not much luck involved, it'll get done. Just need to actually make more time to do it!
>>727930493
I... I will make the extremely difficult decision to not ask.

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>>727930344
You are paying to get exploited?? I work 45 hours weekly and I get payed around 680 dollars a month.

>>727930493
Jesus h Christ....I thought this was cringey as fuck, and then I saw the reference to a yugioh card....

Ffs anon....an hero to make sure you never procreate.

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>>727930493
Hehehehe

This is great~ Okay, you're excused from your absence in light of this

>>727926348
I had a tarot reading once and they said I was neither a leader nor a follower. What does that mean?

>>727930493
Yep, that happened. The worst part was I got the ygotas references.......

I wanna die but I'm too scared to do it, how do I fix this?

>>727930684
I have no issues with Reimu. However, tarot really belongs more on /x/.

Alice though....don't get us started on that weaboo trap

>>727930549
Sometimes you just have to get up and do something. Motivation is pretty hard to find if you don't go out and look for it.

>>727930591
Well, I suppose you didn't crash or anything?

>>727930695
Well, I wish you well making time to do it. Hopefully you can get whatever it is cleared up pretty quick.

-Al

>>727930304
are you in the blueman group

>>727929993

Hey this is the cabin guy. I got my trips and am requesting Tarot (if that's okay).

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>>727930907
find something worth living for instead, hon. it's easier than stressing about how you're gonna off yourself.

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>>727930907
Use your fear for death to live as long as possible.
Why do you want the forever sleepies anon?

>>727930770
exploiting, medical training, free labor, whatever you want to call it

>>727931110
In fact, I got them twice now.

Rollin for 5 of swords!

>>727930344
oof, that's rough.... definitely take some time to think about this as a career choice. People really need balance in their lives and this doesn't seem balanced (even when you get paid, money won't make up for an un-balanced life).

>>727930907
Seeing a psychiatrist/therapist? I advise both if you are feeling suicidal. Medication won't fix it long term, but can help clear the mind for therapy to work.

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>>727928275
I'm still a virgin and, while I hold people at arms length, I want to let someone in but don't have anyone to do it. I don't mind getting a girlfriend or just having sex but I want human contact. I've had very little of it in my life.

>>727931159
trips are end digits

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>>727930942
Your judgment is so poor... why would I even care?

>>727930866
Teehee.

>>727930831
You're somewhere in the middle.

>>727930827
Yay! I'm glad someone enjoyed it!

>>727930788
I already can't.

>>727930695
Fine! I thought it was a fun week...

>>727931184
and by meds not working long term, I mean they won't fix the underlying issues and may need to be changed eventually, but they are effective..

>>727931121

Bored and alone, been like this for about 12~ years now nothing ever changes it only gets worse

>>727931184

I'm not really suicidal I just don't see the point in continuing to live. I don't really enjoy it and it seems like a waste of mine and every one else's time

>>727931225

Ah, nuts.

Well I tried. Maybe it wasn't in the stars today.

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>>727931032
That is true. Almost did though. It was and 18 wheeler that suddenly cut us off. My friend tried calling the "How's My Driving" number, and they hung up on him.

So... Yea.

>>727931337
Judgement, as well as opinion, are subjective.

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Sorry s missed out ob the thrrsfs guys, deus vult

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>>727930549
We can get together some other time, Yuki. Not being able to do it on one specific day is not a big deal...
>>727930591
Aaah, I see, I see. Might not be a bad idea, then, yeah. Give her time to think.
>>727931032
If I can get on it, might take... two weeks, I think? Probably?
>>727931337
W-who said it didn't sound fun? It's still quite strange!
>>727931113
Remember to burn that incense for Alex.

>>727931210
> Tarot
My post/response here

>>727931554
Motherfucker

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Thor here~

Rolling for trips.

>tarot

Will my depression go away before it makes me push all the people I care about away and finally claim me?

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>>727931337
I screenshotted it for posterity. Into the Reimu folder it goes..

>>727931535
Mm~!

>>727931184
very good point, i'm definitely gonna take some time to do some soul-searching this summer once I can take a breather

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>>727931159
Silly anon... trips are the endings of the posts not in the middle or anywhere else.
>>727931366
How old are you now?

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Reimu, I can write a better story than you. Give me a few minutes.

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>>727931410
I always wondered if those things actually work. now we know, I guess.
thank god you're safe though, hon.
>>727931366
make art! make shitty art and slowly make better art over time. it's something you'll never truly master, but you can constantly strive to be better at.
bare minimum, I'll be here to appreciate it. "hot damn, that anon made an even better picture than last time!"
>>727931535
lavender or white sage tonight? my special one's running low.

>>727931699

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>>727931648
So don't fret, okay? Also... You have a Reimu folder. Hehehehe...

>>727930907
I'd like to help out, but it looks like >>727931121 >>727931113 they beat me to it.

>>727931210
Really, a lot of this is about confidence, trust me, being a virgin isn't that bad of a thing. If you really want good human contact go out and try to build an actual relationship with someone. As someone who just floated around and went with whatever girl would take me, its better to have an actual relationship.

>>727931410
Oh, well that's pretty dangerous. Some people just have the worst manners on the road. So, not much after that though?

>>727931535
Well, that's not too long. Hang in there, you'll be able to do it eventually.

-Al

>>727931699

Yeah I know that was dumb of me :/

Please forgive me onichan.

Also REROLL FOR TAROT

>>727931366
Still something meds/therapy can help with. The right Rx can help you feel like you can be happy and a therapist will help you set realistic goals, get some insight into your life and help you monitor your progress.

>>727931468
welcome to the party!

>>727931662
Good to hear, you'll make until then.

but now it is time to go call insurance companies, run reports and take crisis calls. Have a good rest of the thread.

Bye from Sky

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>>727931800
Don't lauuuugh!!

I have a Louise folder too! Hmph~

And I'll try not to anymore. Sometimes I feel like I'm the one that should be comforting you and then you jiu jitsu it somehow. My misdirection skills have been outclassed.

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>>727931914
have a good shift, bud. glad to see you stopping in when you can.

>>727931914
thanks, hope you have an easy night!

tArot

fuvk

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>>727931535
This would have been the second time I spoke to her since I came clean. The first was her giving me alot of advice on my personal situation.

And yesterday was a casually "What's been going on" think.

So, how long to wait. a week? 2 weeks? a few days?

>>727931774
Yea, Kinda scary. At least I didn't end up in the Hudson river... Yet.

>>727931826
Yep. Not much, other than some kinda funny stuff that happened in VA.

>>727931914
Best wishes for your shift

-Al

>>727931980
A Reimu Folder!
What a great idea!

Mantis

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So it turns out that every time I get unbanned I just end up getting banned again.

How is everyone, though?

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>>727931774
Nevermind, I'll do it. I have them as well, you know.
>>727931826
For sure! So what about you?
>>727931980
Ahaha... Jiu Jitsu, huh... Well, loving people comes naturally to me.
*hugs*
Just remember that I wouldn't want you to feel bad about it, okay? Think of that whenever you feel that way, for me.
>>727932198
A week is probably good.

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>>727931785
I see, you say things don't amuse you anymore? What do you do for a living?
>>727931632
Anon, seek medical help and start assisting to therapy, I was in the same spot as you and let me tell you, it only gets worse without help, whereas with therapy there is a high chance of getting treated!
>>727931829
You are forgiven onii-fam

>>727931826
I know being a virgin isn't a bad thing but I want the closeness of sex. To feel someone else with me in that way. I mostly want some physical contact.

>>727932254
That happens to me, too.

Mantis

>>727926348
Mine was alright, thank you for asking.


Hello everybody, I apologise for being so late.

-phi

Suck my religious dick
your religious dick?
of course
my dick swells with. Religion.
What religion is your religious dick?
my dick is cethluck dick.
it is monust cethluck dick.
yes.
if this is monist cethluck dick that swells with relijin, does it have holy spirit in cethluck dick?
yes. My dick is monust dick.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE ARE
THE
GAY CROWS
AND WE CRAVE
THE TASTE
OF BALLS AND HOLES
BOUNCE ON POLES
WE CRAVE THIS FRAGRANCE IN OUR NOSE
YES

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>>727931770
Hector Ice began to scuttle, approaching Reimu. She saw his face glow with eagerness to deliver his line.

"My name..." he said, making a fist to emphasize his point "...is Hector Ice!"

Reimu turned around. "No it's not, fuck off."

He did a rather impressive spin and brought his hand to his chin. After a bit of thought, he muttered "Okay..."

After clearing his throat, Rodriguez Fire once again shone (shined?) with confidence. "My name! Is Rodriguez Fire!"

Reimu shifted her attention from the cat she was torturing to put the fool in his place yet again. "You're a grade-A rotton urethra, do you hear me? I hate you and everyone that wears the same clothes as you."

At this precise moment, anime sales went down 937,000,000,000 percent. Some attributed it to Jesus's second coming, some thought it was because of the Doppler Effect, but everyone agreed on one thing: Reimu was a nerd.

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>>727932254
So you've been banned.. I haven't seen you in forever!

>>727932276
Hehe, I've always felt like that was one of your strongest and bestest traits. All of you is made of love~

Mm, okay okay.. I got it.

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>>727931468
DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!

>>727931914

Therapy and meds seem pointless. it's not going to unfuck my life or fix that i've wasted it

The only thing I can say is actually good in my life I feel horrible about as I have feelings for her. I really wish I didn't I just want us to be friends, I don't want to have to deal with these feelings

>>727932353

Nothing currently, works never brought me joy but at least I got money from it and felt a bit more normal. I always feel worse when I have a job as interacting with people can be pretty stressful, and I never feel like I fit in

>>727932198
Well, I like hearing about funny things, it will be a good change of pace.

>>727932254
Hey Vert, good to see you here.

>>727932276
Not much, working every day for the next month, but other than that I'm good. Had a lot of fun meeting up with my squad and such, some of whom I haven't seen in about a year or so.

>>727932412
Well, for that, you have to still build those relationships. Just keep trying, you'll get there.

>>727932440
Hey phi, I actually made it this time. How are you?

-Al

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>>727932198
don't do that please, ever.
>>727932254
hey love.
>>727932276
lavender it is, just to help you calm down <3

>>727932532

Vest tea la gay crow
oh
fill your hole
ghey crow WANTS TO RIDE
upon
your
pole
OH IT'S GAY CROW
it's like we do not know
he is just
giant
ho
mo
oh
no

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>>727932532
Sinners go away.

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>>727932254
>

>>727932532

No no, ghey crow is not just about the pole,
Or the scent of balls and holes,
Gaycrow is big lifestyle now you know,
You can wear nice clothes,
and go out to shows,
That's how you know,
if you crave the fecal hole

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>>727932540
>>727932532
I assumed this was your story.
>>727932578
Heh.. I considered making an email once for people, called LoveOverflowing. But I think that might be doing Alice a bit of an injustice, you know?
>>727932678
Woof, that's a hell of a lot.
>>727932691
Heh... I'm glad to be burning my own as well, then. An extra, let's call it.

>>727932353
thicc

>>727932777

This is the cabin guy.

Would you possibly lend me your heavenly lucky trips so that I can use it to request a tarot reading? I have to go to bed soon and I'm curious if there's any real power in this tarot stuff.

>>727932353
But it's so much easier to not get therapy. It's less complicated.

Even if I wanted to, idk how to go about it. I live two lives, one outside where I'm okay but tired looking and one inside where Im on the verge of breaking down at any moment.

How do I tell my friends or my family or my girlfriend something I've kept so well hidden for so many years

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>>727932440
They think I'm a proxy, I tell them I'm not, they unban, then they decide I am.

>>727932578
You can always find me on Steam, you know! But yeah, I've not posted here much because I have to use my phone and it's not great.

>>727932638
>never appears in my threads
>appears here just to deus vult
I SEE HOW IT IS!

>>727932678
Good to see you too. How are things going? Are things going fine with what you'd been emailing me about, if you don't mind me asking here?

>>727932691
How's it going?

>>727932830
WHY THIS

>>727932881
Well, its crunch time for them at this point, and I'd not like anyone I train to be injured.

-Al

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>>727932670
What about asking her out?
>>727932254
Welcome back Beru!
>>727932899
>
>>727931337
Moo, >>727932777 for >>727932956

>>727933129

No

>>727933034
Well, I've given him a bit of time to think on it, and he hasn't reached a decision yet, but he's going to keep me informed. As for work, its been a bit hard getting everything ready for them, but overall its not too bad.

-Al

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First to not be horrified gets a tarot reading!

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Lets raid this girl's stream~

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>>727932276
Probably. That's more or less been the minimum with her. Usually It was monthly, sadly. Just not confident enough to push it beyond that. Other than December where it seemed like we were close to going out.

>>727932691
I'm not saying that I would do it. I'm just saying that who knows what odd shit may happen in the future that will cause me to end up in a river or something.

>>727932678
Well, we were in VA for my friends 21st. We were at Busch Gardens waiting on line for Tempesto, and while we were waiting the ride was shut down. Supposedly some woman was on there, and had her phone fall. So her "Tough Guy" BF hopped the fence to find it. But a worker told him not to. So intead of just waiting, he threatened to fight the guy. TG just left then without doing a thing.

The ride was down for ~20 minutes, and then on the first ride after, a woman forgot to close her bag, and we watched her red wallet fly off and onto a roof top next to it.

>>727932638
>>727933034
Damn heathens, amirite?
>>727933038
Hm, hm, I see.

>>727932532

You see the hole of shit and you must pound,
With your erect dick 'till it turns brown,
OVERWEIGHT LOSE FLESH MAKES SLAPPING SOUNDS!
As you gaycrow pound your fellow gaycrow on the ground.

FUCK THIS FECAL HOLE UNTIL IT BLEEDS!
NO CONDOM YOU MIGHT GET TEH HIVVVVV!
little gheycrows crave the balls and weens and holes each day,
So proud to be a crow that is teh ghey!

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>>727932881
As if I'd ever write anything so crude! What do you take me for, a childish troll?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12672327
http://www.strawpoll.me/12672327
http://www.strawpoll.me/12672327

>>727933212
I am extremely horrified, I'll leave this to someone else.

-Al

>>727933129

Thank you sexy anime' anonchan fam.

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>>727933034
same situation as always, slowly spiraling down. but I'm the shining beacon of happiness in the situation, so I've got that going for me. you?
>>727933212
>implying someone, somewhere hasn't jerked it to this
Reimu please.
>>727933236
even then.

>>727933129
Thicc!

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>>727933224
Really...
>>727933236
Mm, I see... But you can do it. I'm sure.
>>727933312
... Maybe?

>>727933212
Cabin guy.

Your friend gave me her trips and I am not terrified of this thing.

Please read my tarot :(

>>727932678
I'm alright I suppose. How are you Al? Still planning excersises and drills?

-phi

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>>727933414
DO IT

>>727933034
Similar thing here.
Restarting my device helps too.

Mantis

>>727933236
That's pretty good.

>>727933242
Hm, who are you?

-Al

>>727933236
Hello Emt-anon, how have you been?

-phi

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>>727933034
Do you though?

And because catfish.

>>727933242
Damn straight.

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>>727933414
I'm sure that I can, I just need to find my own way of comfortably doing it.

>>727933383
Yea. I'll just drop it for now.

>>727933582
Atleast it was something interesting than the random wandering around an amusement park

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Ey everyone, it's Rock, i'm late

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>>727932881
Ah, what a shame. Similarities aside, it's a cute email.

>>727933034
Last time I poked you like a million weeks ago, you seemed sooo busy so I've just kinda did nothing until you weren't stressed from umi work!

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>>727933549
Nothing to do but continue hoping.
>>727933582
Ah, sorry. I simply forgot my image.
>>727933723
Good luck, okay?

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>>727933679
>look at thumbnail
Cute!
>1girl
Eh, still cute, but not as much...

:( are you guys going to read my tarot tonight?

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>>727933781
hoping for what?

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>>727932990
Anonymous, please, I beg you to analyse what it is happening, you said it yourself you were scared of pushing everyone away from your life because of this, that you were afraid that it could consume you at any moment. The more you keep it hidden the bigger the meltdown will be. I know about it because I have a diagnosed severe depression.
>>727933194
Anonymous, you'll live and die being sad if you don't take risks, take the chances you see, take what you want.
>>727933224
Would tag along but I'm on mobile.
>>727933356
You are welcome gentlemanly anonycute
>>727933412
>extra thicc

>>727933383
>>727933212
Now that you mention it, someone probably has, and I think to myself why I still go out and do the work I do.

>>727933537
Still working on it, we have night training planned for tomorrow so I went back early to get some sleep over the other troops while they keep training. Gotta have them ready at any moment.

>>727933723
Yeah, sometimes its fun to just watch.

>>727933746
Please, people are never late to these threads.

>>727933781
I see, no problem, I just thought it was an anon replying to one of my posts with no context for a second.

-Al

>>727933859
You need to roll trips.

>>727926348
>How was your weekend?
I don't remember. But I don't get enough time alone. Fuck people, and fuck me. I want to be alone, but I can't say not to people. Fuck people, they should all die.

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>>727933881
Me too, I don't know what's going on!

>>727933881

I'll be even more sad when I ruin that friendship

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>>727933807
Power Girl pls, super cute.

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>>727933676
Eh, OK I guess? Just sorta bummed out. Which youll see why if you see my other posts from here

>>727933781
Thank's I'll try.

>>727933887
Yea. At least it wasn't anything bad. More of a minor annoyance for them atleast

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>>727933746
Heya!
>>727933771
Heh.. Well it's not like I mightn't still do it. I guess I simply hesitate a lot.
>>727933880
For you to go away again.
>>727933887
Hehehe... Yeah, I can be a derp sometimes.

>>727933887
Is every key still performing similarly to how they were when we last talked?

-phi

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>>727933129
Thanks! How are you?

>>727933199
Yeah, it's one of those things where you've really got to give them the time to make a decision on their own and do what they're comfortable with.

>>727933383
Mm, I've mostly had a week off, so that's good. Probably should have used it to spend more time with people, but I've enjoyed it enough. Persona 5 comes out tomorrow so I'm hype for that.

>>727933576
Yeah, it doesn't help here at all.

>>727933679
Maybe. Though you did yell at me for not linking them the other day...

>>727933771
>Umi work
Now I just wish I had my folder on here...

I'm always in the mood for conversation, so I wouldn't worry too much about that!

>>727933894


Sexi desuAnonchan gave me hers.

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>>727933526
>The Magician
>8 of Swords
>The Moon
So, it looks like you have the skills to make your plans a reality, but you're being held back by an unpleasant relationship... probably your job. You're afraid to leave it, even to get something you want. The Moon reminds us of the cycles of life-- it's possible that your desires will fluctuate and you won't want that thing anymore, but you should ride the tides and see where they lead.

That's what the cards say, anyway.

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>>727933549
nah. waifu-Louise is pretty chill, she doesn't need it.
>>727933746
no worries, bud. doing okay today?
>>727933859
sorry bud, I've got no way to see what all's going on. hope you get taken care of, though.
>>727933887
just imagine, the next person you see may have jerked off to that very image. let it sink in, Al.
>>727933913
what's going on, anon? you've got an open ear here.

>>727926348
How did your weekend tire you out? Did you have lots of sex?

>>727934027
That's a shame. What are you listening to that can cheer you uo?

-phi

>>727934052
Thank you so much! What is your name that I may reward you?

>>727934036
Hello Vert. Have you been well?

-phi

I just want to be cuddled by a cute girl. What do?

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>>727933894
I gave him my trips tho.
>>727933859
These take a bit to be read and written, hold on a bit.
>>727933952
I'll go take a look.

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>>727933986
Look at that, she's a smug!
The best Waifu is Duke Nukem, and anyone who disagrees is probably from /a/.

Will I ever be cured of my mental illnesses or does my life end in suicide?

good night everyone, see you again next time!

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>>727934030
but i came all the way here to see you :c
>>727934081
Nerd.
>>727934196
Kill her for me.

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>>727934135
I'm Reimu, nice to meet you.

Fae here laying in bed before bed. Broke my ankle last Friday so I am recovering at home. Also turned 25 last Saturday.

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>>727934036
*Yells in autistic*

>>727934333
She's super smug, it's great.

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>>727934036
still, time off is good.
I wasn't even aware it was coming out this year, honestly. I'm behind the times on almost every game out there.
>>727934181
I mean... get in a relationship with a girl and cuddle her, or hire a prostitute to cuddle.
>>727934360
night bud <3
>>727934361
yeah, probably.

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>>727934361
Even if that weren't a lie, it would make no difference to me.

>>727934363

What is your email, Reimu?

I have several electronic copies of rare grimoires and metaphysical texts I can send you if you'd like for your troubles. <3

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>>727934390
Happy Birthday!

Mantis

>>727934027
Yeah, climbing into amusement park restricted zones can end rather badly.

>>727934030
I really don't mind. I'm surprised phi hasn't done it at least once already this thread.

>>727934034
No, I split up the squads even more, but I did it mostly as I described to you.

>>727934036
A shame I had to move away for about a month for work though, I'd like to be there in person for him if he needs me.

>>727934081
I'm sorry. To retain my sanity, I absolutely must reject that statement.

>>727934390
Happy belated birthday, and I hope your ankle gets better soon.

-Al

>>727934181
Do you want to cuddle yourself? To want to be cuddled you must first want to cuddle yourself.

-phi

>>727933881
So how do I do it? How do I get help?
"surprise! I'm depressed!" I don't understand the course of action I have to take in order to get help from someone. the number of friends I have has already been slashed because of me.

I Don't do anything bad to them, I just disappear for months at a time and turn down every request until they're gone and I feel shit. My self esteem is gone, my confidence is 0. But I'm "attractive" and have a girlfriend and born into wealth. Who is going to take me seriously? Why am I such a failure of the human psyche? I can't continue living like this

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>>727934175
As well as I could be. Lots of rest this week, so I can't complain about that for once!

>>727934464
At least you've come to terms with the fact that you're dating an autist...

She's about as smug as you are!

>>727934489
Yep! I've been waiting for it a long time, so I'm super hype!

>>727934622
Wait

Mantis as in psychomantis?

As in spaceniggas?

>>727934662
Okay. I'm glad it is going well though. No injuries to anybody?

-phi

>>727934489
I'm not really in the position to commit to a relationship. I also don't have the money for a prostitute.

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>>727934489
I hope your avatar dies of lung cancer
>>727934497
Why do you dislike me so much...

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>>727934575
beeposter58@gmail

>>727934081
>you've got an open ear here.
I'm too introverted and I want to be productive. Too many people want to hang out too much and waste life. I end up wasting my life because other people want to waste their lives.

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>>727934181
Buy a Daki.
>>727933965
Geez. Then what is there to have?
>>727934036
Uhm... more, "stable".
>>727934361
I cannot say I will... publicly...
>>727934390
Happy birthday, hope you get well soon!

>>727934720
I'm glad you are rested. I recall you had some issues with somebody. Are they resolved?

-phi

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>>727934109
Nothing really atm. I'll probably throw on my usual stuff in a bit, or watch a Sascha Baron Cohen film or something.

Honestly, I'm probably overthinking what happened anyway

>>727934662
Oh. That bit. Yea, usually does. The security guy said it's none of our business, but the other worker told us the whole story repeatedly while we waited.

>>727934695
Not going to lie I do cuddle myself sometimes out of loneliness.

>>727933887
I was just worried that the thread mighr die before i got here ;) Also, I don't think we've met, I'm Rock

>>727934030
Hey! How're you?

.>>727934081
Ey Jill, I'm good today! Had a music class today and hung out with a friend i haven't seen in a couple years. How bout you?

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>>727934030
Hesitation is a bad habit, but it's preferable to the opposite, I'd think.

>>727934036
Mm I see!

Hehe, yes. I won't let that pun die out.

>>727934777
Watch as I email this.. I hope I don't get signed up on any lists now