You have 5 SECONDS to name a better burger joint than Five Guys.
>protip: you can't.
Your mom's snatch.
>>727924709
youre right.
>inb4 poor people claim it costs too much
>inb4 retarded, brain-dead pot smoking californian retards talk about their mediocre in-n-out
in-n-out
Tacobell
>>727925019
Oh, look. An absolute retard.
>>727924709
it costs too much
I actually just quit Five guys, ama
Pikes or Jim n Nicks
what about taco bell
>>727925143
Why do you think anyone would possibly care what a fast food worker has to say?
french fry
>>727924709
ONLY FIVE WHOLE SECONDS?! OH SHIT LEMME THINK...ummmm... ok ok calm down ummm I wanna say...ummm I like burgers so I should know this. Wait how much time I got? FUCK! Quick say something uh Five Guys-FUCK
>>727925255
because im a special snowflake.
Idk, its somewhat relevant to the thread.
>>727925337
>im
Yeah, you sure are special, Jamal. Leave the posting to actual people, human garbage.
Mcdonald's
>>727924709
Mcdonalds
>>727924709
Tasty Burger
>>727924709
You do realize you're pulling this little advertising stunt every single day, and its drawing away customers?
We're not going to bend over for Five Guys, get the fuck off our board. From now on I'm spamming the shut out of these threads with nigger cocks. If any anon wishes to join me, feel absolutely free.
/b/ is not your bitch.
five guys - greasy cook top grilled shit for burgers. gross.
>>727925509
>the retarded alex jones watching kid who claims these forced meme threads are shilling is back
Burger King
>>727925650
Wait who?
I just randomly chose a picture on my phone.
>>727925789
>on my phone
It figures you're a cancerous mobilefaggot.
>>727924709
Five guys isnt that great tbh. They take too long to make the food plus there is no drive thru. You have to walk in and order, stand there and wait 10-12 minutes for your order. Plus you might have to interact with strangers. Much prefer A&W or Wendy's. You drive up and get your food in 2-5 minutes and then eat in the parking lot.
>>727925916
It's either this or a chromebook, I'm a poorfag.
>>727924709
Overrated. Not bad, but not special.
>>727926046
Maybe spend more time making money and less time having shit taste in burgers, posting on 4chin bee and being paranoid that a mid-sized burger chain has diabolically insinuated itself into your online friends simulator.
>>727926257
Shit-taste? Who are you to judge?
Freddy's Steakburgers are way damn better than Five Guys.
>>727926155
agreed. I wasn't super impressed. Some of the best burgers I've had came from small-town bars and cafes
>>727926354
>Who are you to judge?
Someone who isn't poor. So, better than you in pretty much every way.
>Freddy's Steakburgers are way damn better than Five Guys.
There you go, Corky! Was it so hard to talk about the topic of the thread rather than going on another of your paranoid trailer park rants about everyone being out to get you?
Fuddruckers
Sonic is good for a greasy hangover burger
>>727924709
>>727924709
Lotteria.
roll im thirsty
>>727926604
It's really not my fault im poor, but okay anon, you're entitled to your own opinion.
>>727925310
That was literally the most autistic thing I've read in a long ass while. Great job.
they fucking slow on service.
>>727927040
>It's really not my fault im poor
>im
Even the sentence you just typed proves your lack of effort is why you haven't gone anywhere in your life.
Eureka!
Their cheeseburger with an egg on top 10/10
zippys in seattle by far
>>727924709
how about any place I can get it rare
>>727924709
Honestly. Five Guys sucks! Though I know it is originally a USA franchise, so maybe it's better there? But when they brought the franchise to Canada there was a lot of talk about it coming. A lot of hype. Now that we have it, I can tell you it is nothing special. Honestly, our Fat Burger is better and Fat burger is not great either.
For burgers here in Canada I would say ReLish is among the top. Along with the majority of individual original non franchised burger shops around. The big guys like Five Guys can't compete.
>>727927662
Has to be angus for then to be allowed to serve it like that. Buffalo Wild Wings and Texas Roadhouse will I believe.
>>727924709
ez
>>727926985
>Squid Burger
Pizza John's burgers are to die for
>>727928789
you mean papa johns?
>>727924709
>whataburger
>burger king
>mcdonalds
>wendys
>sonic
>crystals
>arbys
>red robbins
>that taco stand where the guys sells burgers but calls them tacos near my work
Six Guys. It's one better.
CHICKEN SHACK
IN BOULDER CITY, NEVADA
>>727924709
McDonald's.
Five guys are run by morons, their food is shit, always takes forever, and the ingredients sre sub-par at best.
Fuck this place, and fuck Jeff.
in n out /thread
>>727924709
Whataburger
>>727929579
>people who /thread their own post are actually cat-rapists
>>727929733
I second that.
>>727924709
blakes
burgerville
dairy queen
in n out
whataburger
white castle
>>727930766
>in n out
bait
mcdonalds
burger king
wendys
carls jr
jack in the box
Burger King.
any day mother fucker
Joy love burger
>>727924709
Look, asshole, 5 GUYS is good food. STOP making dozens of threads every day ya fucking shill.
Tucker's Onion Burger
India street vendors
>>727924928
but it does cost too much for the lack of quality it provides
also in n out is complete shit, easily the worst fries i ever had in a burger joint.
>>727931509
I was going to say that I saw this thread yesterday, same image. the salt on that french fry makes my mouth water
>>727925071
you call him a retard but you fell for the obvious troll
Culver's in the Midwest is the shit
Weinerschnitzel
>>727926977
whataburger sucks. tried 3 different spots and burger is shit. the buns are shit. the fries are shit. the only thing they got going for them is the spicy ketchup.
>>727931743
>whiteknighting for a retard
Raised by single mommy, I see.
>>727931879
the spicy ketchup is shit, their regular ketchup is bomb. plus, you gotta eat it there. they get soggy if you wait.
>>727931678
>b-b-b-b-b-but!
Shut up, poor wretch.
Freddies
Not sure if it's outside of my city, but George's burgers and subs is undeniable. Hungry? Go. Hungover? Go. Both? Fucking go.
>>727932170
>cant understand logic
>goes on the attack because its muh favorite place
butthurt is real with you. again for the product they are providing it is over priced
>>727932131
i have. I gave all 3 a decent chance and I did eat in each time and different meals it just wasnt good. the buns are horrible and the meat lacks flavor. throw some damn salt and pepper on it at least
>>727932631
"over priced" only exists in the minds of people raised in the poverty cycle. Which is you, judging by the way you type and think.
In n out
>double double
>animal style
>buns extra toast
>french fries well done
>>727924709
Red Robin.
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>>727924709
I enjoyed Wahlburger quite a lot when I was in the US last week.
Much more than Five Guys.
>>727932789
how cute its still trying, dont be mad about your butthurt the first step to healing is to admin your butthurt I could be a billionaire and that would not change that your favorite burger joint is shit and not worth the value they are requesting.
>>727924709
Over priced fast food joint.... meh. I'd rather to go to Wendy's or Burger King. You get a lot more for your money's worth.
>>727925509
Im with you /b/ro . these faggots wont get me to waist another 17 dollars on shit tier burger, I go to a real diner if I want a fucking burger.
kfc
>>727924709
5 Burger Guys corporate shill detected
>>727925509
I would ask you not to, as I am utterly disinterested in seeing nigger dicks.
I'm fine with you shutting down OP, just not with niggers, dicks, or nigger dicks.
>>727931666
Trips Confirmed
>India Street Vendors are better
Literally anywhere else
>>727924928
I prefer the independent shops across the road from most McDonalds.
Good price points. GREAT food. Better than any franchise I've ever been to. Including the meh tier Five Guys.
>>727924709
I live in California so if I want a burger, i get in n out.
If I want to spend $15 on a burger and fries, I go to a gastropub and get craft beer, truffle fries, and a quality freshly ground beef burger with a fried egg and garlic aioli and arugula.
>>727924709
>5 SECONDS
>protip: you can't.
Well, there's a protip. End of dumbass thread.
>>727933577
this is why you all have water problems. you niggas be dumb
>>727933757
No, they grew a fuckload of pot in the desert. What do you expect?
>>727924709
Krusty Burger
>>727933118
>butthurt
>butthurt
I see that my comment has incensed you due to your upbringing. Your damage control has failed.
Protip: If you don't want people to know your parents were failures and raised you poor, type like a white adult and don't make everything about how little money you have to spend on food.
Have you ever heard of Whataburger?
>>727933567
>Across the road from most mcdonalds
Son, you've never been to an rural area that has all of 3 restaurants
>>727933757
The drought is over. I fucking love it here. All the pretentious gourmet food I can eat.
Fast eddies
>>727934174
You sound like a fag tbh.
My local burger joint. They have a timed burger challenge and for the longest time the record was held by a little Asian girl.
>>727934046
I grew up in a rural area that currently has 1.
In it's hay day they had 4.
On the subject of this thread, no rural area has this shit franchise.
>>727924709
Whataburger
>>727933879
you are the desert. fucking idiot
>>727933921
you failed but you keep of moving forward. how cute. you have got to be the worst PR posted that has came to this board.
>hurr hurr if you arent poor youd eat here
your shit isnt worth the value you place it at, you can keep up with the shit arguments all you want but its not going to make the place any better
>>727936124
This. Whataburger is the shit.
>>727934568
you must have never been to cali. they all sound like that and yet eat shit food that is over priced
>>727937629
Wouldn't you rather get a steak on a bun from an Italian owned sammich shop? Covered in hot peppers and onions?
>>727924936
facts
Braums
I worked at a burger diner for 9 years. I ate a burger almost once a day during that period and am now very VERY selective. Five Guys stuff is top tier, but In-N-Out is better.
>>727924709
Whataburger
>>727938005
Okie Fag detected
ur mom
>>727938177
Damn right
>>727938089
both are shit tier
>>727924928
literally the next reply was in-n-out... samefag or genie?
>>727924709
Zoe Quinn
Big Kahana burger
>>727939943
this
>>727924709
culvers
>>727924709
krusty krab, now kill yourself faggot
>>727931804
amen
>>727924709
In n' Out
Knapps in Missoula, Montana
>>727926977
Dude yes!! Fucking had one today. Best burgers next to Fat Bun
>>727924709
the burger I shit out after eating at Five Guys probably tastes better than the original Five Guys burger
>>727924709
I've never went to one but Harvey's is fucking good tho
>>727931509
except it's not good food it's shit people are trying to pass off as good food
>>727926977
This
>>727940531
To be fair, it's good fast food. It is the tallest midget. If you want a tasty greasy heart attack, go to 5 guys. If you want a high quality burger you have to find your local hole in the wall.
>>727924709
I agree. They rock
>>727933902
>milkhouse detected