You have 10 SECONDS to name something more pathetic than suicide.

>>727922071

smalltown white trash coffeeshop gossip

>>727922071
Pro tip

>black lives matter

Drops mic and leaves thread

>>727922071
im gonna rip my head off/ im gonna be on thr cover of headless man magazine

male homosexuality

>>727922071
/b/ regulars.

>>727922071
Making this post.

>>727922331
HEADSHOT

>>727922071
OP

>>727922071
OP not committing suicide

>>727922071
This thread

Gender Studies

Muslims sympathizing liberals

OP the edge lord

>>727922071
A SJW who spends all their time virtue signaling on Twitter

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>>727922071
Loving someone who doesn't reciprocate

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>The man who kills a man, kills a man. The man who kills himself, kills all men; as far as he is concerned he wipes out the world. His act is worse (symbolically considered) than any rape or dynamite outrage. For it destroys all buildings: it insults all women. The thief is satisfied with diamonds; but the suicide is not: that is his crime. He cannot be bribed, even by the blazing stones of the Celestial City. The thief compliments the things he steals, if not the owner of them. But the suicide insults everything on earth by not stealing it. He defiles every flower by refusing to live for its sake. There is not a tiny creature in the cosmos at whom his death is not a sneer. When a man hangs himself on a tree, the leaves might fall off in anger and the birds fly away in fury: for each has received a personal affront. Of course there may be pathetic emotional excuses for the act. There often are for rape, and there almost always are for dynamite. But if it comes to clear ideas and the intelligent meaning of things, then there is much more rational and philosophic truth in the burial at the cross-roads and the stake driven through the body… There is a meaning in burying the suicide apart. The man’s crime is different from other crimes — for it makes even crimes impossible.

-G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy

Being a wage cuck and paying for your masters new yacht.

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>>727923638
This is probably the only right answer in this thread
>>727924073
Thanks for posting this, been struggling lately

>>727922071
Murder. Like the sociopathic, just doin it for fun kind

Hurting animals in an attempt to feel powerful.

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>>727922071
This thread.

>>727924582
No problem anon. One of my favorite quotes. Check out Orthodoxy by him. Some serious shit right there.

>>727922071
Liking traps and saying its not gay

The human condition.

>>727922071
voting

>>727922071

It took me 20 seconds to type out and post this message

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Op

>>727922071
Saying ur not gay when u would suck a "feminine penis"

My older brother

>>727922071
Marriage

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>>727924640
Fuck off with you

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>>727924683
Copy that my dude, will do after work tonight

>>727922071
Pedophilia

>>727922071
Liberals

>>727925061
Liberals are the one who are suicidal though. I think they are one in the same, if not complimentary

>>727924906

No, he's right. That's pretty fucking gay lol. It's the ultimate "little bitch scared of everyone needs something tiny to feel powerful over" syndrome.

>>727925276
Tru. I forgot what thread I was in. lul

>>727922071
Life.

>>727925489
^

>>727922071
Crying like a little bitch before suicide

Child rape.

Anita sarcisian. Or however the fuck you spell her last name Idgaf

PRANKS GONE WRONG IN THE HOOD

>>727925552
kek, yeah

>>727922071
Is that gif real? IF so story please

>>727925552
Are you being obligated?? wouldn't that be all drowned out by the pain?

>>727922071
Syrian refugees

Fucking a trans

>>727925704
Its probably real. Ive seen other videos on liveleak of peoples faces fucked up like that

>>727922071
Op

>>727922071
browsing /b/

>>727922071
Love

>>727925863
Id fuck a tranny in my area <5 miles

Black people who think white people are the source of all their problems.

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>>727922071
Harvey Dent

>>727925947
kys then faggot

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yep

Double Suicide

>>727925863
I know a guy, and he Speaks a life time. probably gets more pussy cuz of it. and he has cancer in his blood he told me.

>>727925892
This nigga gets it

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>>727922071
fucking nigs behind daddy's back

>>727925882
How long does it take to die? Or do people survive these?

He just looks so calm lol

>>727922071
communism

Trump.

Autolike

posting memes that aren't dank

>>727922071
Threating and not commiting it, especially posting on facebook or 4chan.

>>727926098
"honey get the shotgun!"<??

>>727922071
My life.

>>727922071
not going through with suicide.

Your thread.

>>727925992
On another note; feminists who think they are being held back by everyone from their nonexistent potential

>>727926122
Im not sure. Look up 2 guys 1 hammer though. Thatll satisfy your questions.

>>727926395
Nah that's ok you bellend

>>727922071
trying to kill yourself but failing

>Please respond
/Thread

>>727926122
Also theyre in shock. The adrenaline can cover it up. Heres the video http://www.bestshockers.com/3-guys-1-hammer/

>>727926098
You think if it weren't so taboo within certain areas/families they wouldn't do it?
Because, the be fair, our offpring is inherently rebellious be nature.

immortalized suicide. welcome to hell

>>727922852

This.

MLP

>>727926574
He fucking knows what shock is. How do you not know what shock is!?!?

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>>727922071
Doing a hero is 2016, becoming one is the new rage.

>>727926715
when autism hit the mainstream

>>727926756
I do know what shock is..

>>727922071
Ur mam

>>727926767
Some just had to hit the dirt before others could wipe the ashes off.

>>727922071
OP's love and sex life.

Fapping to yourself.

willingly being a cuckold

>>727926009
Niiiice.
Dark Knight fan, or do you prefer another Batman movie?

>>727924640
This.

>>727927050
that type of power from that trend no longer has meaning now that WE have trump. Buut. It's dark knowledge like interracial marriage. Point less. a waste even.

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Who says suicide is always pathetic?

>>727922071

Fearing death which is inevitable

>>727927162
Don't consider myself much of a Batman fan, but I enjoyed the Christopher Nolan Movies.

>>727922071
Life.

>>727927331
>>727927324
Sillys!

Amy Schumers new comedy

>>727923638
love this

Flat Earthers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Te5fcnrUA

>>727927553
Sucks Dom died. He was cool.

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>>727927046
Fapping is generally more pathetic then suicide it turns you in to a beta nu male.

>>727922071

having every reason to commit suicide but not having the guts to

Being a Jew

>>727927693
Fuck you.

>>727924073
Lmao what absolute bullshit. Kill yourself it doesn't bother me. The fact that it bothers people so much makes me laugh. If someone doesn't wanna live why stop them, why waste time being mad at them? Boo hoo he didn't want to live I'm so mad boo hoo. News flash the guy that commits suicide and the dude that wrote this ship's lives are both meainingless.

>>727924754
Ancap?

>fat power
>President Trump

>>727925165
Lol I'm suicidal and not a liberal

>>727922071
Genuinely being angered about people that kill themselves.

>>727922071
White women thinking they are oppressed

>>727922071

OP

Majority of women and trans people

>>727927784
RIP Dominic Santiago.

>>727922071
living
as op

Highschool anime clubs

>>727924073
Damn, Anon. This is good shit. Gonna check out the dude.

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>>727927750

>Generally

>>727922071
OP

>>727922071
To be honest hear for a second suicide is the most selfish thing someone can do. They aren't just killing themselves, they are killing anybody who's ever cared about them. They all think it's some way there fault. No matter how many times people tell them they had a sickness in there head that was eating away at them everyday for years, no matter how many times they hear it they still think that they could somehow change what happened... Anybody who thinks about suicide don't fucking do it. No matter how much you think no one cares, someone does. Get help. Suicide isn't the only option.

>>727928086
I told myself no more tears.

>>727926248
came here to post this

>>727922071
making up a time limit on a thread

Post spidies in /b/

>>727924582
Was this painting in something like a movie? It looks super familiar

Being gay

>>727928398
If they have a mental disorder and kill themselves how is it being selfish retard? And in the end it doesn't fucking matter either way.

>>727922071

Living

>>727928398
Yeah cause being trapped in a body that only feels sadness and pain and wanting it to stop is selfish....

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Hillary supporters

>>727923324
Underated

Suicide is only acceptable when you have a disease that actually impairs your life and people around you

>>727929093
Better cut my dick off?

>>727929281
?

>>727929275
>>727923324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pukIamjgGE

>>727929401
jokes.

>>727928910
>and in the end it doesn't fucking matter either way
Honestly, we (as clumps of matter thinking about matter) don't know that. Universe and humanity end times have not yet been reached. They're speculated about (the big chill, the big rip etc.) but those are just speculations. What if the moment after someone kills himself the producers of the universe simulation (which is not such a whackjob theory as one might think) say: "Yep, they've (humanity) done enough, pull the plug and let them live in eternal bliss with us."?

People that cry about suicide being selfish are so self absorbed it's insane. This person hates there life this much and feeling so much pain that they are willing to kill themselves to stop it. People that kill themselves to get out of bad situations they got themselves in fine I can see an argument but still get out played son cause they won.

>>727929724
50fifty

>>727922071
Life as a coward

Furries

>>727922071
(You)

>>727929835

it's how people who were so lazy and shitty themselves that the person was driven to suicide can still be victims

>>727922071
Living the pathetic life you live, OP.

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>>727929415
Fucking sub humanoids dropping their lame shit assfart rap crap links here.

vaping

>>727929724
Lmao you can think that but it doesn't mean me thinking it's meaningless is wrong either.

>>727929860
Cowards live to see another day.

>>727929838
I don't get it.

>>727922071
Living a sad pathetic life of constant anguish and feelings of inadequacy.

Suicide is the an heros way out.

>>727930082
What even is life man!?!?!?!?

>>727929093
Yeah I fucking do, I've been battling clinical depression severe anxiety, and ptsd, and you don't see me killing myself. I've had three friends kill themselves and they are all selfish bastards, they destroy there families and there girlfriends are now all fucked up because they feel like it's there fault

>>727929941
The thing is nobody is a victim in the situation. People are just salty cause they couldn't do anything to stop them.

>>727930239
*their

>>727930239
That's because it is their fault. Tie them up to their beds and they should've been fucking him while keeping him restrained like a slave to prevent it from happening in the first place.

>>727930433

no people need to make everything about them

so someone else's suffering that they may have even had a hand in is claimed

>>727930039
Not at all. I get feelings of it all being a huge coincidence, too. Hell, me thinking suicide is pointless is maybe wrong as well. But it seems killing yourself is not the way to finding out the answer to whether or not suicide (or the universe) has a point.

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>>727930003
WHAT!?

>>727930236
If death gives you an answer, you'll find out anyway.

People who drink to forget.
People who use physical 'discipline' on their children.
People who litter constantly.
People who gamble away their hard earned money.
People who steal.
People who marry and then cheat.
People who abuse drugs.
People who use their power to manipulate and lie to others.

>>727930239
Lmao mad much pussy. I have clinical depression and I haven't killed myself yet. And anyone that thinks it's their fault cause someone made a decision are fucking MORONS. We are all gonna die and will be forgotten and nothing is gonna change that. So keep feeling salty about your friends success.

>>727930080
But is that really a life to be living?

white race traitors.

>>727922071
Op.

>>727922071
Another Eminem album

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>>727922071
Starfag here, OP is more pathetic than suicide, so please commit it..

>>727930970
It most certainly can be. Just because you wouldn't like to doesn't mean the man next to you shares that opinion.

>>727930702
If you did have a hand in someone suffering you should feel bad.

>>727930987
>Implying the color of your skin means you owe allegiance to anyone but yourself.
Fuck off.

>>727922071
OPs erections

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>>727930987
Thank you

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>>727923526
Now what the Fuck is virtue signaling? Is it another made up word like: Mansplaining, man-spreading, micro-aggressions, gender fluid (at first, I thought this was pussy juice.), patriarchy?

>>727922071
You

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Small talk about the weather.

>>727922071
supporting donald trump in any capacity

>>727922071
dedicating an entire life to making the 1% even richer.

>>727922460
is there any other kind?

Also death is death it doesn't fucking matter if you die by accident, get murdered, ect. We all do it and the timing and how it happens doesn't matter. Why would I keep living to pass on my depression filled mental illness dna so the next generation has to deal with it? That sounds selfish.

>>727931757
This

Niggers

>>727931470
I disagree. I find the climate majestic and beautiful weather a life-quality improvement. Celebrating it with someone else is worth my time.
>inb4 mellow motherfucker

>>727931863
True. Even black people hate niggers.

>>727922335 >>727924749 >>727924640 >>727925002 >>727925061 >>727926168 >>727926340 >>727927490
these niggas get it
>>727922071
being a normie

>>727931757
Feel free to kill yourself.

>>727932247
I do feel free to do it.

>>727922071
pedophilia

>>727931138
> Just because you wouldn't like to doesn't mean the man next to you shares that opinion.

With that logic in mind, does suicide therefore become less on self pity but rather instead the perspective of the beholder?

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>>727931995
That doesn't mean the other person involved in the conversation is as enthused about weather as you are. Guaranteed, in a conversation about the weather, one of the two person's involved is thinking about all the ways suicide is more preferential.

>>727932349
funny your fighting for a war yet back home the idea is still ded.

you

>>727931757
Life and procreation are not the same thing, Anon. I mean, I hate the universe for making your life sad and I hope shit turns around for you but just because you've been given life doesn't mean you need to give it to your potential kids. You were born, you try to get some lulz, maybe you make more humans and then you die. So far it's been like that but hey, maybe the space elves bringing eternal happiness to all are right around the corner. Do an hero and you'll never know if they are.

>>727930239
why the fuck did they kill themslefs if they had gfs?

Male feminists

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>>727930833
tumblr fags, christ.

>>727932482
Are you autistic?

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>>727932647
Not actually tho. google search. nice try

>>727922071
OP

>>727932724
Are you. you're insane!!!! why are you on 4chan talking about this if we're so free?

>>727932477
I'd honestly like to be told: "Anon, I'd rather kill myself than talk about the weather." I tell people I don't give a shit if we're talking about shit I don't care for.

>>727932951
Lmao what you said makes no sense my dude. Make sure to take your meds tomorrow OK bud

>>727932559
A gf doesn't always make life worth living - sometimes it makes it even less worth living.

>>727922071
Your lack of empathy

>>727933338
it's all the same blood. Trump is a joke, still. Why do you live. at all. your trends and even memes all go back to same pizza.. Are you saying we just throw the white house?

>>727932539
Lol you hate the universe for making my life sad? That is the most stupidest shit I've heard man. Then you end it with space elves. Whatever man believe in what you want. I can't prove life is meaningless but I makes a hell of a lot more sense then space elves bringing eternal happiness. Lol

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>>727922071

Eating a picture of Jason Segel for about 45 days to see if he would eat a pic of him

CUCK fetish

>>727932634
Not really. I'm a male feminist - equal pay for equal performance. I'm also a pro athlete, you should the female feminists trigger when I propose abolishing male and female leagues in sports. Shit's cash, my Anon.

>>727933647
Looks like I'm starting to change your mind on suicide and you're to scared to imagine I might be right so you try and act retarded. Keep being afraid of death pussy.

>>727933870
Shut up, cuck.

>>727923638
>loving someone

Pssh, what are you fucking gay?

>>727933848
Did he give up after 45 days or did Jason Segel eat a pic of him?

>>727934009
What is the argument tho!??

>>727933753
Well yeah, I wish you well, Anon. And maybe life is meaningless. Either way, see you on the other side.

>>727927750
i thought masturbation had no real negative side effects

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>>727934481
Or not ;) I'm willing to believe life has meaning but when the best people got is space elves spreading eternal happiness in not even closed to convinced.

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>>727934683
How about you stop listening to opposing narratives provided by random shitposters and do the research yourself?

>>727934215
I assume your the retard who had 3 friends free themselves right?

>>727922071
My life.
>protip: i just did.

>>727934869
Im*

>>727922071
You.

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>>727932797
Fucking niggers dont even have enough hd space to store images with, they have to google them

>>727935003
jokes on you I have no friends. Nigger(nothingtowardsblacks)

>>727934683
It doesn't young beta autist keep jerkin it my dude

>>727935138
nigger. no.. stop.
>>727934009
Both of you stop speaking we're talking about fucking $uicide rn

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>>727934912
Exactly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iWY_Q3pqlI

http://www.nhs.uk/news/2009/01January/Pages/Masturbationprostatecancer.aspx

>>727922071
Being a nignog

People who procreate.

>>727935141
Lol. Nigger (everything towards blackskinned negroids]

>>727934869
Yeah, or not. We'll see. I know it was a retarded example. I mean, 4real? Space elves on space ponies bring peace and love? Just saying if you take your conscience out of the world, you'll miss all the good shit that's coming. And yes, all the bad shit, too. I hope you (and me and everyone else) get more good than bad.
hippie4life, I guess

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>>727935294

>>727935348
Only stupid people breed I guess.

https://youtu.be/Ly0qixCS7S0

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>>727935374
^^^same with him.kkk

>>727922071

Liking traps

>>727931404

Unlike the words that have been with the universe since t was formed?

What words aren't?

>>727935520
hentai is art tho. just setting rules.

>>727922071
I'm confused, is this loli? Or a young girl?
http://www.swingeer.com

>>727922071
suicide bombing

>>727922071
bronies
furries
pedos
modern feminists
neets with fake disorders
wheelchair bound obese people living off the government
people who intentionally have retarded children
Drake

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>>727935849

>>727935388
The universe will either collapse back on itself, stop entirely, or is infinite, or all the above and a simulation. The collapse and stop means what happens doesn't matter. If it is infinite it still doesn't matter cause we cant move faster than light and cant travel faster than the universe is expanding until everything within a certain light year distance clumps in on itself and it doesn't matter. And if it's a simulation then it looks like I'm doing what the simulation wanted. So it pointless. Believe what you want but the facts point to meaninless

>>727922071
my life

>>727922071
OP

>>727922071
>Being a furry
>being a nigger lover
>Tolerating feminists
At least make it a challenge OP

>>727924073
>This post

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Bad vibes.

>>727936513
Right its some nigga who is just jealous he can't kill himself

>>727936588
Not even cheese?

>>727922071
>be op

>>727936588
^allahu akbar, don't think you know anything yet kids

>>727922071
I hope your opinion never changes...

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Complaining about other peoples life choices. Like them being furry or gay.

Greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

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>>727936732
C'mon man, what's the point of cheese pizza?
That's like having spaghetti without meatballs.

>>727936849
Chill bro.

>>727936142
I know it sounds pseudo-scientific but if we (humanity) were to make a simulation of a universe, wouldn't we make it such that the facts of the universe would seem as if it's meaningless? We would probably start the simulation to see the point of our own universe and that would probably mean there are quite a few simulation-in-simulations running. But hey, I'd still like to have a chance to know the producers of our universe and suicide takes that chance away, I reckon. OR maybe death (in any way) is a way to exit the simulation.

>>727937001
What have i seen.... will i ever recover.

>>727937011
Fuck you!

>>727922071
Op, because atleast suicide-person is more productive than op

>>727922071
Assisted suicide. Hate when they're too much of a pussy to do it themselves.

>>727937011
I don't have meatballs with my spaghetti

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>>727937048
the nihilism is strong with this one

>>727937131
You have to buy me dinner first, sweetie.

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>>727937102

You'll be fine

>>727922071
Failing to commit suicide

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>>727922071
Feminism

Ops small dick

>>727937194
you-rself.

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>>727937177
Whaaat???

There's no fucking meatballs in my goddamn spaghetti!!

You're all fucked. get a life

>>727922071
Literally more pathetic than killing yourself?
Where do I start?
> gender identity
> homosexuality
> black lives matter
> refugees welcome
> furries
> bronies
> edgy fags (so dark, hurr durr)
> traps
> atheist
> hands with atheists come religious fanatics (muh god will gibe me my place in heaben if I obey his book)
> organised religion (let's all workship the same imaginary friens, he's 100% listening)
> junkies
> commies
> twilight fans
> musical nazis (my music taste is better than yours, therefore you have no taste at all)
> obese people (don't mean those retards who just don't get laid and die in 40. I mean Immobile lard sacks, that just leech on welfare)
> niggers
> basically any welfare abusing cunts.

... There's more, I'm just so pathetic, that I'm lazy to type it all out.

>>727937048
Yup death could be a way to exit or it couldnt. We will most likely never know tell it happens. Sounds pretty meaningless to me.

>>727937549
You have my shield /b/rother.

>>727937549
> twilight fans
What is this? 2003?

LOL! This is great. You stupid fucks are so fucking OBSESSED with gay men. Just accept your homosexuality and suck a nice cock. You KNOW you want to.

>>727937836
I don't give a shit. Twilight fans should kill themselves regardless

>>727937860
if you're a woman saying this garbage your gunna get slapped one day
>patriarchy

>>727924073
I think if I had read this when I was in highschool I might have killed myself. Fuck birds fuck those leaves fuck and the fucking universe. At least, that's how I felt at the time.

>>727937190
... and smell the ashes, Mr. Freeman. Gabe, we're waiting, damn it.
Cynical? Yeah. Nihilistic? Maybe. Mostly harmless? Definitely.
Seriously, tho - I just don't (quite yet kek) believe in suicide. We're gonna die anyway. But I know that not everyone thinks like I do. And that's great as long as they're not blowing themselves up around me because we disagree.

>>727937860
you've never tasted blood but the puss coming out of your twat. LOL!

>>727937936

I bet you hate Justin Bieber and Leo DiCaprio too. You lay awake at night and think of all the people having fun and enjoying life while you molder away.

>>727937936
I bet you didn't even read or watch Twilight. You just enjoy being a contrarian little shit.

>>727938058
Fuck them regardless such a small amount of people will ever in the history of the universe will give a fuck about you dying. Most things will be happy cause they get to ingest your body.

>>727938190
That's just cause they already sold themselves...

>>727938156
>>727938008


1. Such edge. Much smart. Wow. Such Manly.

2. I am a gay man

>>727938307
My mom made me watch Twilight tho .

>>727927750
>increased stress
lol okay

>>727938373
Fag.

>>727938504

Na I don't smoke. Thanks though.

>>727937785
Death seems to be a one-way road - might as well get all the lulz we can here and then go get the after-death lulz.

>>727938190
> Justin Bieber.
Literally heard his song "Baby" like twice. ... I don't care about him at all.
Leonardo DiCaprio is a great actor tough. Revenant was my last favorite of him.

I lay awake at night and think of the best molotov cocktail lately. Or how great my cannabis plants will be. Or how will I kill myself with suicide belt killing tens of leftist faggots - Semtex, lined with hexnuts, every single of them filled with dried paper/ricine mash, powdered uranium ore for good measure, maybe get myself infected by hepatitis or HIV first. That would be glorious. To the hell on the Lucifers horse.

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>>727938449
This is where humanity dies Niggers.

>>727938590
Not disagreeing with you there my guy.