State your job, salary, and age. I'll start: Chef at Wendy's

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Junior software engineer at Visa
52k a year + full benefits
27

Cardiology Technician. $27/hr full benefits and matching retirement plus 10% pension. 32

College student

$1800 per month in GI Bill, plus scholarships.

28

College student
$2000 a month running a meme page
18

Engineer, 98k, 31

Drug dealer, $200/day+full welfare
Time is a lie invented by the white man

>>727921457
McDonald's chef 125k per year + ugh nigga you smell like French fries

>>727923081

This is impressive. Good for you, ride the wave and never get a job

>>727921457

Business analyst - $57k

chashier at ChickFilA
8.10/h + free food
18

Truck Driver O/O
160k/yr

>>727921457
Consultation Agent at Geeksquad
13 dollars an hour, huge discounts with best buy
28

Associate at Walmart
$12.73/hour
Free healthcare from VA
19

>>727921457
"Chef" hahahaha deep fryer and re heating is considered a chef now?

fluffer
100 / hr

Stupid fucking niggers.. Fast food is for high school kids... If you still there when you over 21 and a fucking sandwich maker.. KILL YOURSELF!!!

>>727921457
37 years old and make 8.75 an hour? HA LOSER

Ultra gigga nigga. 400 keks pet day. 45.

Cryptocoin Investor
avg. $19.000/mo
21

Technician for specialty hardware

$75k AUD + $500 a week oncall (once a month) + bonus

Commie chef in a busy pub
£7.70 an hour
19

>>727924731
>>727924833
You must be new

CNC operator
$20.50/hr
40

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software engineering manager
250k/yr, full benefits
45

>>727921457
Firefighter
80K
22

Youtuber :3
$60K per month in ad rev.
23

>>727922186
How are you a junior software engineer at 27 years old?

Software engineer in Siemens, currently in Switzerland
90k a year + full benefits
25

>>727925107
>Lying on an anonymous message board

>>727921457
>Chef
>Wendy's
Pick one...

Bartender
20 on a slow night/30+ on weekends
Most I've made was 38 an hour
19

>>727925119
Nice b8 m80

Estimator for a Construction company $115k/year + health insurance + matching 401k + profit sharing + company car, 36 years old

Linux SysAd
79k/year
31

Veterinarian assistant
91k 29

>>727924826
What if that job and salary makes them happy? Probably has no debt and less bills to pay than you so in the long run shim probably makes more money than someone making much more.

Gas station sssistant manager
$10/h
23

Sr. Full Stack Software Architect/CTO
190K/yr
26

>>727921457
>>727921457

>Director of Marketing
>$120k a year base plus about $10-30k extra bonus per month
>24

executive protection for a major casino's VP
Full benefits, decent 401k
$42/hr 30

>>727925648
>Lying

Student
Whatever I can get
19

>>727921457
I swear every time someone makes one of these, they're a Wendy's chef.
Do they really feel that insecure?

>>727921457
IT Consultant
$150k/yr + benefits
51

Tech person at staples.
$10.50/hr
20

3D modeler and landscape artist, $90k a year, 18.

Uni student @ woolworths
$22/hr
20yo

>>727925873
Its the same person.

>>727921457
>>chef

Telecom Engineer
90K
45 years

>>727926039
Why do 22 hour when u can do 22.13 ;)

>>727921457

tech sales contractor
Going rate btw 20-25 an hour + self employed, work from home on my hours - pay self employment taxes

22

>>727925822
>>727925822

I'm in charge of marketing for a company that's in 8 different states that does service work for consumers.

The money I make them is in the millions each month, paying me six figures plus bonuses is a drop in a the bucket.

>lrn2basiceconomics

>>727925873
It's just some asshole who keeps posting it as a joke but it is so redundant that it is no longer funny. It's why this board sucks dick. Also the shit posting liars who post fake jobs and income, while giggling like faggots on their mom's couch eating tendies

>>727921457

Jimmy Jhons

$8.00 an hour, easiest job ever

18

Non Destructive Testing Technician.
$16/hr
29

Waiting to clear my NDT2 Certs then find a better paying place.

>>727926232
No you're not.

>>727925977
>Lying

Britfag here though. Fuck you guys and your sick wages. I get £7.44 ($9.30) but minimum wage at my age (18) in Manchester is £5.55 ($6.93) for being a general handyman around Asda (our Walmart) in one of the worst addict-riddled towns in Great Britain

>life not worth living

>>727924826
Maybe he has a passion to make sandwiches

>>727926371
>>727926371

Okay faggot, what would you like to know about marketing.

haha what

>>727926286
Gargantuan unwich no mayo no sauce extra cuc add peppers. 11/10

>>727926411
why you're so gay lol

Freight Train Conductor made 104k in 2016

Fly a Sign on random street corners.

$50 per day target goal.

35

28 years old
Genius at apple = $21/hr
Help desk analyst at other IT job = $25/hr

Apple full time other job part time

Java Software Developer
A little under $120k a year + benefits.

>>727926411
Were you the guy that helped design the shirt for Wendy's to make it look like it says "MoM" as a subliminal marketing campaign?

Youtuber, 90k a month
20yo

>>727926411
As if you could teach me. Go back to your tendies boy and lie more about your life.

>>727926608
>>727926608

I was not.

>>727926591
Oh, 33 years old, almost 34.

>>727921457
'Chef at Wendy's'

Nigga Wendy's ain't have no chefs. You are a fucking line cook at best but really you just a fry cook.

Fucking niggas at fast food restaurants calling themselves chefs like they runnin some fine dining shit.

Oh pardon me Mr. Wendy's Chef could you make me something that didn't come in a box premade?

Oh you can't???

>>727926526
Oh forgot I am 33

Pest Control Technician, $19.00/hr., 28.

>>727926643
>>727926643

I'm all about charity.

So what can't you market?

>>727926608
Yeah, when I'm not jamming things in my ass

>>727921457

>chef
>wendys

These words don't explain the same thing, OP.

Welder fabricator, $13 an hour, 22 years old.

Full time, benefits (which suck) but I like my job.

Any other welders out here?

>>727926733
>trying this hard.

Stay outed

>>727925608
>Software Architect
>senior
>26

try again, this requires at least a decade of experience

Mall Cop Boss
$35phr
Free food/coffee from almost everywhere in the building, discounts from almost every store, lots of my friends work in the building.
27

>>727924495
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.No. Nope. Truckers ALWAYS lie about their salary. Your take home pay is closer to $40k. KYS.

>>727926808
What about all the muh welders be making 47 a hour memes

>>727926853
>>727926853

>still not in an industry that requires you to actually think

You stay a slave to that wage.

>>727925648
>absolute bullshit

>>727921457
Not payed by the hour Yearly income 120,000
i kidnap people and bring them to locations and leave the van i get picked up by a taxi and i don't know who i really work for i just get mail or emails drop phones pays good but i don't know what happens to the girls after i drug them tie them up and leave them
benefits none
42

>>727926808
Not a welder myself but I work with them. I'm the NDT guy that posted earlier. I X-Ray your shit to make sure its good.

>>727926877
There are a lot of lying cucks on this thread. It's fucking hilarious how shit their lives must really be.

>>727926971
>>727926853
>>727926643
>>727926371
>>727925822

he can actually not be lying. i have a college friend who was doing something very close to this and easily made 6+ figures before 24

>>727921457
Gas station worker in Michigan - $9.15/hr
Army reserves banks a couple hundred a month
VA comp brings $3,278 monthly

>>727926808
Crap, forgot to add that I enjoy my job too. Hard and dirty work.

>>727926920
You don't know what I do. I don't have to lie on the internet to make myself feel like muses big boi. Feelsgood.jpg

>>727926286
I will never understand why this shitty cold sandwich shop is popular. Shitty lettuce. Average bred. Boring processed deli meat. The taste is what I get from a sandwich at home.

>>727921457
0$ a hour i fucked your mom tell her ill be home late got pick up her food.
benefits free sex food and a roof over my head you need to move out.

16 years old, unemployed, and a disappointment to my parents

>>727927072
Quit samefagging you fucking cuck

37 yrs old, AutoCAD drafter with associates degree, $60,000/yr.
In the industry for 6 yrs.
Former house painter = $22,000/yr

>>727926997
>>727926984
Like this shit?

>>727926698
$19/hr... Where? Most make like $11/hr.

>>727927111
>>727927111

I guarantee you it's manual labor and I don't even know you.

You probably think you're hot shit until you reach late 20's and you have the back and joints of a 40 year old.

Keep slavin'.

>>727927124
Cheaper, better, and faster than most cold sandwich shops out there.

>>727921457
Data integrity , $61,120k , I'm a man, I'm 40.

>>727927124
>eats at subway

>>727927197
top jej

i'm not samefagging, just some anon who's vouching for another anon

>even if he's lying, the joke is on him

>>727926993
Not him, but jesus christ is getting a foot in the door in NDT a bitch! The only way is to move to a shit hole town. And I live in Houston. I have schooling for UT, PT, MT, VT (all level 2 except UT is level 1). I can't get a job to save my life. Everyone wants 10+ years experience.

I stopped looking.

Parts sales at a Navistar dealership
$27/hour + overtime
36

>>727927214
Lol my sides

Professional masterbator. $15 an hour.

>>727927072
It's the $10-$30k in bonuses a month. Absolute bullshit. I've worked in Corporate B2B sales for a fortune 100 company, and even my commissions weren't that high.

>>727926993
Well I make steel frames and tables for fast food restaurants so we don't have our welds x rayed. what did you go to school for to get that position?

>>727927217
That's where you're wring, kiddo. I'm a hydrogeologist. Keep pretending on the internet.

>>727921457
CHEF AT WENDIES
Nigga you here every week

>>727927414
Commissioned based

>try harder shill

>>727927328
Subway is on the same level as JJ. I eat
>firehouse
if I want a sub.

>>727927385
Samefagging to protect from outed samefaggory

burger joint proprietor
depends on how much i sell. it hasn't been very long but so far its looking like maybe about $100 a day.
29

>>727927217
Not the person you're replying to but what exactly is so wrong with manual labor? Personally I don't feel right sitting on my ass to make a living. I think the only reason people put it down is because they couldn't last a day doing some of the shit other people do.

Trying for this. $0.00
https://youtu.be/Ly0qixCS7S0

Sous-Chef de Cuisine at KFC
Labour work as other job
23

both 21 an hour + casual bonus (25 percent of base wage)

private security guard for weed dispenser
200/hr for 96 hours a month(i work more than this but all i'm paid is for 96 hours)
25

switching jobs in june to security chief/manager at overseas facility for 105k/year for 18 months

Actuarial Assistant.

$85k
24.

>>727927565
Firehouse is shit tier also.

>>727924911
Jesus christ

>>727926892
Eh some can make that. This is my first year as a welder so I started off at low pay, but I'm getting a raise to $15 or $16 in a couple months.

Pipelines and journeyman can make 30+ an hour, but I personally like the atmosphere at my job, I don't have to lay in dirt and break my back. I'm in a shop and my bosses are great so I think the low pay is worth a good work environment.

>>727927565
Firehouse is solid, but jimmy johns is way above subway.

>>727921457
Security LPO
$15.50 CAN
25

>>727927612
Wtf you work out of a street cart? That's shit income.

>>727927561
Nope. None of that commission shit where I work (thank God for that) Sure, we have goals, and bonuses are given if we hit them. But the whole department makes them, or they don't. No individual bonuses.

>>727926280
>being this mad

>>727924074
how much is full welfare

>>727927631
You're talking to a fat fuck troll who lives at home and crushes tendies by the plateful. He's never had a job.

Penske, discount on my phone bill my car payments and discount on buying a car

CAD Designer 68k

>>727927631
>>727927631

Not disrespecting the profession, just not my thing.

I've always worked with computers, marketing was the next best thing for me.

>>727927931
Ayyyyy I got the faggot to reply

>Triggered :》

>>727927858
lol we just got started so i'm happy to be making that. its a touristy area so i expect it to pick up a lot as summer approaches.

Production sound mixer, local 695 union member
$50k, full benefits
26

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>>727927858
>$100 a day

>>727928110
100 bucks doesn't make your overhead. You are either stupid or lying. Probably both.

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Paints and Coating Sales associate
$13.00/hr + $1.00/hr worked towards scholarship + free mistinted paint
22

>>727924074
Nigga your going to get caught and have no skills when you get out of prison. You're straight retarded

>>727927513
Didn't go to school. I found a knack for quality at a shop I worked at and payed for state certification courses. Working on finishing my level 2.

Mostly work with safety critical parts for the auto industry.

>>727928234
...or he's talking about take home......

>>727927631
This is true. They act like limp wrists and tender hands mean they're special.

It doesn't. It means they're weak.

>>727928234
$100 profit, not sales.

Smart Hand (IT guy) at Equinix.
$81k a year plus other benefits.
29

Operations Manager
$39k year +benefits
27

Electronics Technician

Made about 84k last year but I am on the bottom of the pay scale, once I am capped I will clear six figures.

30

nothing

>>727924306
Thanks man

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>>727927970
>>727927970

Yeah, I'm just a fat fuck troll.

>>727928035
Itt: marketing major living out pipe dream fantasy before graduation and real life humble his shit tier major. Should have studied something useful, kiddo.

>>727928468
>>727928468

see

>>727928456
>>727928456

TSA 32k a year benefits
can skip Airport security when flying out of country

>>727928035
I work with computers too. CMM and gauge testing for parts that go on cars a LOT of people drive. I still have to lift a ton of heavy, hot castings in 90-110 degree environment.

Not callin you out but to each their own. Manual labor isnt as piss as people put it down as.

wingman, 67k per girl + free condoms, 10

>>727927970
>>727928456

Rekt.

>>727928281
>>727928302
Dude a good food place is running at 55% profitability. That means you only sold 200 ish a day? That is fucking terrible.

>>727928535
Enjoy the aids

>>727928456
>>727928468

Dont throw me into your idiotic arguement. I was just making my stand on manual labor.

>>727928456
Lol the shoop. Kys

>>727928381
I'll be looking at $75k as an electrical engineer, but low cost of living part of the country. Do that for a while, then onto patent law.

Junior project manager.
$25.50/hour (Live in Sweden, factoring conversion)
26

>>727928456
Fake as shit.

>300k cash ND not investing it

>>727925347
wow what a cuck

>>727928696
pretty accurate haha. like i said, we just got started. its also a really small place in a small tourist town. rent is practically free though so i've got real low overhead. on slow days i just sit outside and read. its been great so far. honestly even now its enough for me to make it by on so i wouldnt be too upset if business didnt even pick up much.

>>727929026
>>727929026

>implying I would ever invest money with BofA

>>727921457
professional stock picker.
13.50/hr
43

father is a multi millionaire.
74 (single)

>>727921457
infantry.

59000$ a year. 20

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>>727921457
Insurance Claims Administration
$30,600/yr + benefits
19

ATM tech. $18/hr plus benefits and paid days off. Not bad

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>>727921457

>chef at Wendy's
>benefits
>free food

Bullshit. Wendy's doesn't have "chefs", they have crew members who rotate between different positions, none of which are "chef". There are the people making burgers, the person running the grill, and the person running the fryers. You don't get free food or benefits unless you're a manager, and managers don't work in the crew spots handling food. They tell other people to do shit and occasionally cover breaks.

I worked at Wendy's for 6 years. AMA.

>>727929211
>25

>>727921457
>State "your" job
fuckin scumbag

>>727929094
God damn it anon. I like you. :)

>>727925600
I made 12/hr as a team leader at a truck stop. Basically just did register and stocked stuff. At 21, that wasn't bad

>>727929234
Damn all these new people...

Med School
R$400,00 ou U$100,00/mo
20
it hurts being poor

>>727921457

Automotive product support at Garmin
$14.23/hour, full time, benefits and 401k, 45% discount on all Garmin products
27

>>727929096
No I'm saying if this was real you wouldn't have that much capital sitting in 1% earning account when you csn make 8-10% a year on it. Fake as fuck.

>>727929297

>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

>>727924352
Same Fam, BA 57k

>>727921457
Customer service tech for an ISP. 31.50 an hour plus benefits

>>727929420
>>727929420

This is my "buy shit" account.

This isn't even my main investing account either, I don't invest with BofA.

Barista at Philz Coffee
$13.50hr (Averaging 37-40+ hours)
+Health Benefits
+Free Coffee & Lunch Freebies
+Get to be my dumb ass self
+Hookup with customers

>>727929362
Garmin? The Satnav people? I thought they faded away. You guys used to be big, wtf happened?

>>727929591
Lol you are such a lying sack of shit.

>>727928456
I do marketing for a small group of car dealerships. Nothing wild...run seo and sem, edit commercials, do the backend of the websites, manage email campaigns and social media.....I see a roof tho. I see a salary cap of 100k...and I wanna bust that....what should I do.

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>>727924799

Musician ,Pennies + get to play instruments daily , 19

>>727927216
NYC metro area. Family owned company. Also get commission from sales.

>>727929560
Im 25

>>727929420
You *really* overestimate market returns, mate. You do know that investments carry risk, right? Lose value? Even go to 0? Putting *all* your wealth into securities is stupid.

There is also value in maintaining liquidity.

Kids who don't understand finance ranting about strangers' money...

>>727929613

Still pretty fuckin big, anon. They're building a huge expansion to are headquarters in Kansas right now.

>>727929462
Faggot

>>727929855
Dollar cost average. Do you even know how to diversify?

>>727921457

Software engineer and consultant.
Approximately $70000 a year

24 years old

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Fine.

Job: Research scientist
Salary: $104k base, $119k total take-home after bonus and stock
Age: 30

Commercial glazier apprentice
30$ an hour + benefits and pension
I'm 23 and having a great time hanging off buildings and shit all day.

>>727929999
Holy shit my first quads. Quads of truth in this case!

>>727929906
Good to hear anon. My company is expanding too here in Ohio. Hoping to see an end to the rust belt but it doesn't look like Michigan, Indiana and Pennsylvania are gonna be pulling themselves out of that any time soon.

>>727921457
NSA Thread go.

>>727929916

>MOM YOU'RE NOT LOOKING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m9zwir6Keo

Look at that shit. The gorilla is not even fucking trying, it's like a friendly pat on the back. I'd take the bear any day. I have nothing to back this up with but i do have a Master's degree, so it's a scientific fact now. That's how it works.

>>727926808
I'm a 22 year old Welder and I'm making 23.50 an hour, step it up fam.

>>727929999
So diversifying protects your investments from a general correction? Wow. Who knew?

Hey, have you thought about publishing this theory of yours about how one can never lose money in the securities market? You could be a billionaire.

I have seen wealthy, financial savvy people's savings accounts containing millions upon millions. But clearly you know better than them.

Cyber Security 125k per year 27 yrs old im living good rn to be honest.

>>727921457
chef at arbys
7.50/hr
18

im just making money so i can smoke weed 24/7

$90k/yr
Software test engineer.

Tested rocket launchers, a 90ghz death ray, other stuff thats boring.

>>727921457
tire service man
$9/hr + no benefits + free soda + occasional free meals + free housing + free car +

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>>727921457
Sustaining Engineer I

$15.30/hour + solid benefits + 3 1/2 weeks PTO

>>727930261

Yeah, it has it's ups and downs. Automotive is in decline but that's just because only old people use GPS that isn't on their phones anymore. We still control over 70% of that market though.

Fitness is significantly smaller, but it's probably the fastest growing right now. Outdoor is getting much bigger, we just bought out DeLorme/InReach not that long ago.

I don't know dick about Marine or Aviation but for the prices those things run (I believe our most expensive aviation device is $70k) they can't be doing too bad.

>>727930555
Are you saying those wealthy people aren't playing the market?

>>727921457
>wendys
>chef

welder
12/h
33

>>727930666
nice trips WOAH 666

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>>727930725
Forgot age. 30

DBA 70k 28 shit benefits

>>727921457
Roadworker (floral dept.)
2$/h + constant fatigue
27

Unemployed 19
1.95m/year
Won a 1.8b lotto day I turned 18, living off interest

>>727926626
whats your youtube?

Busser at a restaurant.

$8/hour+tips.
16.

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Supply Chain Manager for the Army
85k/yr
29

>>727930757
Right on, if your company is getting into aerospace type crap than its doing well.

My company is getting ready to start mass producing control arms for the heavy duty Dodge trucks.

The equipment and investments are there but I'm worried we wont have enough labor to manage everything. We downsized after losing a job for the Dodge Dart after it went bottom up.

Only time will tell.

>>Mortgage loan originator
>>175k
>>20

Too many anons up in here think you need to earn a lot of money to be successful.

>>727921457

Software Engineer
$60/hour
31

>>727931136
Can I have $500, please?

>>727930761
No. Some guy was saying that anyone keeping 6 figures in a bank account was a lying idiot because any REAL person would put all that in the stock market for 10% returns, yo!

Which is not merely faulty logic based on assumptions, it's factually wrong.

Network Engineer with the Canadian Navy.
88k/yr
33

>>727929613
People keep shooting their engineers in bars

>>727931334
It doesn't hurt

>if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if ifif if if if if if if if if if if if if ifif if if if if if if if if if if if if ifif if if if if if if if if if if if if ifif if if if if if if if if if if if if ifif if if if if if if if if if if if if ifif if if if if if if if if if if if if ifif if if if if if if if if if if if if ifif if if if if if if if if if if if if ifif if if if if if if if if if if if if ifif if if if if if if if if if if if if if

>>727930535
What type of welding are you in?

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underground miner

90k per year

23 next month

>>727931343
Sure

>>727930663

ATEC Yuma or White Sands EPG? I used to be ATC-SLV

>>727931257

What do you do there anon?

>>727931136
Lies.

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underground gold miner

90k per year

23 next month

>>727931136
>1.8 billion
lol in what rupe ?

>>727928535
No you can't faggot. If they find out you are doing that shit you ll be fired. I used to be TSA. People have gotten fired for that shit b4

>>727921457
>chef
Hahahahahahaha

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>TFW saw a 60+ y/o working counter at Arby's

How do you fuck up at life like this? He had to have diddled kids or something, right?

>>727930453
my name jeff

Footballer, 30k per week

20

>>727921457
>YOU'RE
fuckin asshole

>insurance broker
>150-175k depending on year
>43

>>727931640

Oh shit, it's been a while. I messed up my locations. eh, whatever. You got the gist I hope.

>>727931657
Non Destructive testing. Xray, Liquid penetrate inspection, CMM. Dabbled a little into high frequency testing but we're still trying to get it working right.

>>727931862
Maybe he was the owner or manager. Maybe he got bored in retirement. Maybe he put all his money in the markets like some stupid faggot on 4chan suggested and lost it all when Lehman Bros. collapsed.

Aside, a whole bunch of anons seem to like shitting on honest labor, here.

>>727931862
he is probably retired and doesn't need the money and just wants an easy job to interact with lots of people because sitting on the couch everyday isn't stimulating and will kill him quicker

>>727931862
Umm probably retired, took on PT job cause got bored doing nothing after working entire life.
twat

>>727921457
CHEF!! LOL. Burger flipping Fry cook.

>>727921457
why do you call yourself a chef?

a burger flipper, that's what you are.

>>727924352
>52k a year + full benefits
>27
what kind of BA makes 57k? the job starts at 75k

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>>727932032

Are you building your own tool or buying?

GM at a large bar & restaurant. 59K, 36 years old.

General Manager of an 80 room hotel. Should make close to 50K this year but I haven't gotten my pay illustration for the new promotion yet.
24

Loch Ness Monster
$3.50/hour

full time student with mircobiology internship
$10.85/hr part time, no benefits, I do get to dick around in the lab when I have freetime. I was alone in the lab the entire day so i came onto a petri dish and incubated it to see what I could grow.
22

>>727928456
Fake the numbers are off color is greyer not black

Retail assistant manager
>48k base salary
>35% bonus bi-annually + free stock.
>24

>>727924378
That Place is all hype. Wendy's is way better.

big data architect

190k + 40% bonus + options

36

>>727921457
medical student, - $45k/yr, 26

>>727932250

They don't even flip burgers, they just lay them on the grill and close the lid.

>>727921457
call centre. british gas. £8 ph. 31. perv on hot girls but never speak cause autism.

>>727932406

made me smile

>>727931862
Had an uncle in that situation. Marriage and bad luck did him in. At around 45 he got seriously injured at work. He managed a decent settlement from it but she ended up leaving him, taking the house and whatever she could from the accounts.

Was unable to work and fell into a deep depression. Started drinking heavily. 10 years later he's living in a garage.

Shipping , $20.80/hr, 21yo
+full benefits+union

>>727932617

California? I'm thinking of moving out there for a buzzword job (hurr, durr, "Machine Learning"), but I'm not sure what sort of pay increase to ask for.

ResNets can suck my left nut.

Warehouse worker for target
$17.50/hr
22

>>727932313
I gather tools :P

>>727929122
shouldn't of said that... i repent.
i love you dad! seriously, i bless you for all you have done and raised me in a great home. love you and mom. "F-off /b/ just have too get that off my heart"

>>727932937
Toronto. Machine learning is good but data science is where the money is. I have a friend you is pulling in 400k + options working as a data scientist in capital markets.

>>727924074
Get a job on the side, you fucking retard

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>>727933293

Floor staff at a higher-end liquor store / part-time business transfer student
$11.00/hour + discount on bombers n wine.
26 yr

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>>727933018

Nice. My current job just buys when we can convince our managers we need them, but I used to be a first-level designer working on designing chromatic confocal and florescence imaging tools. I had to build a few prototypes myself so I have a lot of respect for that stuff.

Cool shit.

computer and network technician
$40 per hour
41

Salesforce certified technical architect

$280/hr

>>727921457
I work security for a Subway restaurant. $11 an hour, 37.

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>>727933311

My title would be Data Scientist. I actually work in a factory at the moment designing computer vision and automated meteorology software so I'm doing that now.

I just changed jobs, but only got a shit increase in salary. Might be time to get back to that recruiter. Pic very related.

>>727928456
yo bro FDIC only insures 250K put the rest in another account faggot

>>727933949
what are you securing the bacon?

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lawyer
180k
33

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>>727921457
>Neet
>$1200 monthly
>Gov housing
>Free internet
>23

>>727933622
We're a little more stone age than that at the moment. It's hard working with large car parts when it comes to certain defects. We've been currently working on getting our Quasar resonance testing tuned in so we can take some load off of our liquid penetrate inspection.

These are safety critical 13lb aluminum castings so its.... tough right now.

>>727934145

kek which cunt tree?

>>727934145
are you actually a neet or just saying that. I have questions.

>>727924799
really?

>>727934065
I work security for the Subway restaurant.

>>727921457
IT Risk Consultant at B4.
68.5k - 23

>>727934308
Yea we heard you the first time
what are you protecting the extra mayo?

>>727933962
get a CA or CFA and get into banking. Thats where the money is.

>>727927939
About how much he makes a day dealing... I think

>>727924911
Gg

Full time firefighter
$35,000
20

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>>727934159

Yeah, I was working with samples more on the scale of 0.5-1 square centimeter. It's easier to be super-accurate when your field of view can be tiny. Vehicle inspection sounds like fun too though, but I'm also
>>727933962
So with any luck I won't fuck that up too badly to not recover if it goes South.

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>>727934241
I dont have a job, I have some tech certificates

>>727934454
I have a MS in Mechanical Engineering and a PhD in Statistics. University was loads of fun, but I'm kind-of enjoying the whole making money paradigm at the moment after 5.5 years of 14k (MS) and 21k (PhD) stipends.

This is good advice if I was younger though.