Sup, /b/?
I start a new (second) job this week, at the SPCA! I'm gonna help rehabilitate dogs and cats, and I'm pretty excited about it. :D
But!
My work boots (which I haven't used in a while, since I've been a retail drone at my other job for a bit) are too worn, and they're no longer water-resistant. Considering I'm gonna be doing a lot of cage cleaning and dog-walking, that's kind of a problem.
Does anyone have a couple of bucks to spare for a set of cheap-o Walmart work boots? I can pick up a good pair after my first paycheck, something that'll last, but I just used my check from my other job to pay my rent/utilities, and I'm flat broke.
Boots at Walmart (around here, at least) are usually around $25-30, but even a couple of dollars gets me closer than I am at the moment.
My paypal's [email protected] - I can offer tits/etc., if anyone's courteous enough to donate - sent to your email, or in the thread, whichever you'd prefer.
Thanks in advance for reading - even if you think I should die in a fire/jump down a well/etc., I hope you have a good day just the same. :D
no begging
>>727902446
fuck off you "it"
>>727902656
I'd like to think that offering something in return is at least marginally better than nothing at all?
you have money to buy stupid nose rings and stupid hair dye ... no. Learn from your bad choices, and bad choices you will no longer make.
If you give you money you will learn nothing.
Stop taking the easy options.
>>727902446
Hey lady, you've been long enough on 4chan to know the rules.
They are simple, tits or (?)
>fill in the blank space
>>727903146
>lady
that's a faggot guy
>>727903051
I'm not destitute - like I said, I literally just paid my bills. My piercings are all at least 6 months old, and my hair (which was a home job) has been this color for over two months. I didn't expect to start my second job this quickly, elsewise I'd have set aside a little from my last check. Living check to check makes it hard to save. :)
>>727903409
kill yourself faggot no one wants to give you money go die
>>727903283
Hey whatever the persons preference.. im down!
Tits or GTFO (that is if you have a set)
>>727903146
If I post them right up front, I don't exactly have much of anything to bargain with, now do I?
Post add online local pickup section sell vag
Attached are my very dead boots. You'll notice the gaping hole in the front.
(inb4 jokes about gaping hole)
>>727904102
show dick
>>727904102
show dick
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>>727903820
I'd prefer not to get mugged - and then subsequently murdered when they're mad about my empty wallet. :D
>>727903640
so tits or what?
>>727904203
>>727904461
show donation?
>>727904671
I don't think it works like that
>>727903640
>>727904671
mein gott you have a dick ?
Atleast tell us if you have a dick or a pussy ??
PLEASE TELL US THAT MUCH SO WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE BARGAINING FOR !!
I dont want to give you 40$ expecting a pussy and i get a dick.. nah-uh.. not going there
>>727903640
theres no wager tits or gtfo
>>727904940
>theres no wager tits or gtfo
/thread
>>727903640
You effectivly have two bargaining chips here.
Tits, in which you obviously have
Pussy, which for now are somewhat.. under discussion..
In either case, you show us tits, you can still bargain for pussy\dick
>>727904857
My god man how are you even able to question the gender of that homunculus?
Also i need to ask if we are seeing the same thing? Why would you wanna see the disappointment that lies behind those clothes?
Like I said, if I give up everything, I haven't anything else to offer!
>>727904857
see
>>727904671
>>727905226
>640 x 480
Did you get these off your MySpace or
definatly a dude
>>727905226
your pussy would be still on the table
>>727905226
well this isn't going anywhere
abandon thread someone doesn't want to play by the rules
>>727905217
Im open minded, and curious..
Nothing wrong with that
>>727902739
Kek'd
>>727905226
we also need a timestamp your file names are kind of sketchy
Are you a girl or boy? Honestly.
>>727905217
Honestly i retract my statement. Sometimes you just gotta remember where you're at. Im literally in a den of autistic fagets. Then again i can't say much im autistic for just being here
>>727905464
Timestamp has been delivered
>>727902446
>>727905561
>>727905217
samefag
>>727905600
where the timestamp with the titty
looks shopped
>>727905600
Was it in this thread tho? Or nearby thread that got canned.
>>727905453
I made a second post to clear that up. To each their own but that is definitely a dude. There's a reason he wont post below the belt.
>>727905327
Nope, just a crappy in-laptop camera.
>>727905118
You make a fair point, I suppose.
>>727905779
how does it feel to literally become a prostitute for a pair of boots?
someone pay this bitch, i wanna see a dick
>>727905679
Thats the point? I replied to my own comment on purpose with the intent of being myself. How old are you? Do you not understand simple English. The sentence was obviously structured as a continuation of the first post.
>>727905779
win fucking rar !
>>727905226
i dont understand
what are you
>>727905464
>>727905709
>>727905977
dubs of truth
is anyone even gonna donate
>>727905977
Sometimes life takes you to weird places.
>>727905779
>>727906124
If I wanted to see man tits I'd just take my shirt off.
looks legit
>>727905779
Post your cock, you attention whore and I will PayPal you the $30.
>>727906153
not till i know what it is
im curious now
>>727906124
You.. i like you
Also, kudos on timestamp with tits.
>>727905779
this is how you get shit done
good job
>>727902446
with that hair you are obviously a faggot.
go earn money the old fashioned faggoty way by sucking cock in the alley behind the bar. at 50c a blowjob you are only 100 blowjobs away from your boots,
>>727902446
I'll send you cash, but...what is your gender, your real gender! None of this genderfluid bullshit either! Kik: infernalhermorraging
You got any of these people to give you money yet?
>>727905226
damn thats a women?
show us your feminine penus
>>727906224
>>727905779
I'll match that 30. Post cock
>>727905977
>>727905779
At this point you're better off just doing the transactions in person. You're weak and already gave in to the demands of a bunch of autists. Most of them here just wanted tits since anyone who can't piece together that you're a man is retarded. Honestly most of the fags here are going off the knowledge that you are a trap. You have nothing left to bargain. You are better off just selling yourself
>>727906334
*tommy lee jones peering skeptically over a newspaper.jpg*
im a poor jewish boy who needs money for my weed medicne, i have no moneys for tranny tits's new boots
Just show bulge or camel toe Then the donations will come we need to know what we are paying for
>>727903409
Post tits and ass and I'll give you 50
>>727906124
show feminine penis
>>727902446
Just suck it up for however long it takes for them to fucking pay you. That's only a couple weeks
>>727905779
>>727906124
>>727905118 <- me
Well then, look at you go. And filther out all these other faggots who got nothing on you.
New, you last bargain chip. Do not spend it till you get what you ask for.
Good luck.
(Also, your tits are lookin good, got me hard, in the good old 4chan way)
>>727902446
Show me your dick queer
>>727906605
Simply beautiful
>>727905779
>>727906124
Bend over ass receive 50$
>>727902446
you look like a guy
>>727906124
I think we're gonna need a little bit more
>>727906422
>>727906124
jesus them fucking man tits. trannies are fucking gross
>>727906725
welcome to the fucking thread
>>727906124
don´t listen to this assholes. i like your boobs and i am currently wanking on them.
you seem like a very nice person and i would be proud if i would be your boyfriend
>>727906761
No doubt. I'm hanging around to see if anyone actually donates
>>727906847
fucking white knight
>>727906847
>>727906552
Thanks. I appreciate you. :)
The thread gets what it wants, once I've got a donation.
>>727906761
looks a bit like something that melted and then re solidified a bit misshapen
>>727906847
Dude, it must really suck to be you
>>727906124
Just show bulge or camel toe Then the donations will come we need to know what we are paying for
>>727906883
>>727906742
we've got to at least see what happens here
>>727906918
Oh my.....
Lose the glasses and nose ring and you'll look less manly. You look right now like an extra on Fasttimes at Ridgemont High. Like I'd see you in a 1984 T-top Trans Am selling dime bags and listening to Sammy Hagar.
>>727906918
Did hormones help you grow breasts? I'm curious and don't know much about this. And did it hurt when they grew?
>>727906918
How long have you been transitioning for?
i think i'm gonna be sick
>>727906918
>>727904857
This has never been more true
>>727906918
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BODY. Did you have a bout of failed lipo? Jesus man you are just haunting
>>727906918
When you have more questions then answers
>>727906918
I haven't read anything yet but I bet this thread is hilarious. Am I wrong?
>>727906981
Basically, im honestly grossed oyt by this freak. Trannys honestly should be put down. I just wanna see who i need to rip into for supporting
Taking a picture of your own butt on a laptop webcam is harder than you'd think.
>>727906985
>>727906946
>>727906908
>>727906889
fuck you, i would bang her/him!
>>727907187
It's going down like a les zeppelin
>>727907187
It's pretty sad, dude. It's not hilarious
This thread is worse than 9/11. May imaginary God of mercy on all your souls. Have some real girl tits. Jesus Harold Christ.
>>727907187
meh its alright, not the best but not the worst either
And pussy?
>>727907234
your son is a tranny
>>727907160
This one got me
>>727907187
this thread is retarded
>>727907289
thanks anon, you may just have saved my erection
>>727907187
This bread is full of fags waiting for the inevitable dick reveal
>>727907421
Can't wait!
>>727907421
*bread
>>727907238
Go ahead. You are a part of the disease that needs to be snuffed out
I managed a passable angle!
(Note to self, buy a not-mounted webcam after you get your paycheck!)
>>727907506
at least im no fucking nigger!
Come one /b/ro's. I am broke af, please, SOMEBODY DONATE !!!!
>>727907421
Dude, I'm waiting for a surprise pussy, then i can leave all surprised-like.
IF ANYONE GETS TRIPS 20$ QUADS 50$
>>727907666
Ayy
>>727907717
Rolllll
>>727907717
lel
>>727906847
> pic related
>>727906124
Dont you fear to have these pictures posted to your employer
scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z77o4soAs8o
>>727907778
so close cunt
>>727907601
Not bad
>>727907329
Pls no
>>727907601
I nutted.. before the reveal..
>fuck!
Its only the 5th of the fucking month how are you going to survive? Perhaps the whole tranny job wasn't such a good idea after all, else you might have gotten a better job.
He/she/it truly is
>>727907717
Try me Fggt
quads
>>727907492
Thanks for the correction of the correct spelling
Anon, it's 5pm and I (along with many others) are about to leave work. Please post cock and get it over with. Thank you.
>>727906918
I'll send you cash just show me what the fuck you even are tho!?!?
I am genuinely interested!!
>>727907717
Roll
>>727907666
>>727907717
you almost dun goofed there anon
>>727907601
How do your soles look, OP?
>>727907717
Rollerino
im broke af, but thanks for taking care of the critters
>>727907468
Welp, i hope you get what ya need out of it
Rollerino
its obviously a penis you fags
>>727906918
Feet?
>>727908111
WINRAR !
>>727907717
Is that
>>727907717
relllll
>>727907903
shut up faggot
>>727907618
I thank god everyday that I'm not
>>727908159
please no
>>727908111
Winrar
>>727908111
Win
>>727907025
more like Trap Times at Ridgemont High amirite
>>727907806
If they did, such is life. I'd prefer them not to, but I also accept the consequences of my actions.
>>727907903
Like I said, I just paid my bills. I have food in my cabinets. I start the second job this week - I already have another. Surviving isn't the issue, I'd just really like to have dry feet at my new job.
donated 40 bucks 3 minutes before
please send pic
>>727908111
now you dun fucking goofed >>727907717
>>727908269
Ahh fuck nigga you just killed me
>>727908307
Got proof ?
>>727905375
>implying she has a pussy
>>727907841
Back off Buddah!!
>>727902446
kill yourself this fake is so fucking bad, the writing has a better quality than the paper
???
learn to make correct fake pictures before begging to buy steam games you faggot, kill yourself fucking retard
>>727902446
kill yourself
>>727908430
Honestly whos worse here? OP or the fags that honestly wanna see that thing naked
>>727908269
Fasttimes post /b/ro here and fuckin LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
>>727908307
No you didn't.
>>727908430
look closely at paper lines, they disapear around some of the letters
>>727908269
Saved
My sides are dead
>>727908567
post feet OP
After all its the topic of the thread
>>727908060
How tho, i think dis a guy, but if it's not...sheiiiiittt! Not what i expected
>>727908644
it might help prove you are real
>>727902446
>>727902446
what state do you live?|
>>727906918
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!?
>>727908272
Hey OP.
Apparently there is great hype about what you got down your pants.
It must feel kinda invigorating, dont it ?
I dont mind, really. I have quite an open mind about such things.
I'm just enjoying these other faggots feeling quite insecure about it all..
>>727905118 <- me
>>727908728
Washington, or somewhere up NE, I guarantee it. Or Pennsylvania.
>>727908430
>>727902446
ITT people of opposite sexuality who also happen to be quite new.
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Alright, post is being filled with lethal grades of autism, feet fags are rolling in, and people genuinely wanting to hook up with the crimson chin are showing up. Would like to say it was a couple of laughs but i just feel like a fag for staying as long as i did
>>727908837
Now show feminine penis you sissy whore and we will send money
>>727908837
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>727908133
But i must know if it really is!! What if it's not?!? I'll be fucking surprised! I kinda hear just on the off chance I'll be surprised af
>>727908837
show feet
You lost me at that Dunlap belly. Sorry dude.
>>727908842
you know me so well
>>727908837
jesus 4 eyes what is up with your right eye
would you rather fuck a nigger or this thing
>>727908269
What is ridgemont tho, tl;dere?
>>727908991
seconded, somebody send her money already
>>727909078
Depends will the nigger call me in the morning?
>>727909049
*dead
i sent 25$ before I even read the thread. Thug life
Kill yourself wagecuck
>>727909140
never speak to you again but people will know you stuck your dick in a piece of mud
>>727902446
Post feet
Would someone please just pay the tranny so we can get back to fapping to 'pics you shouldn't share' threads???
>>727909214
dude chill
And someone came through!
You generous, beautiful butterfly - would you prefer I post here, or send it to you privately? Either one is perfectly fine. :)
>>727909095
Nigger it's Fast Times at Ridgemont High. A motherfucking classic 80s movie.
>>727909315
faggot
>>727902446
how about you rehabilitate yourself first you degenerate transfag?
>>727909336
post here please, and you're welcome
>>727909336
post here
>>727909140
>>727909258
Damn, alright final selling point. Is this nigger a woman or at least human opposed to OP?
>>727909336
NIGGA YOU BETTA POST THAT HERE
>>727909336
private obvs
>>727909337
Sorry, I'm still a zygote behind several sekelitars
Pussy pic = insta payment share it on here OP
>>727909336
Congrats.
Im pleased.
Go buy new boots
>>727909336
Definitely a dude. No chick ever has called a guy a beautiful butterfly in the history of man. Goddammit. Oh well. POST COCK OP
>>727908093
seconded, post feet.
>>727902446
Faggot ass trap. Tits and dick or gtfo
>>727909445
no no no no FUCK YOU !!
WE DEMAND TO KNOW DICK OF PUSSY FFS !
FUCK OFF FAGGOT !
>>727909406
>>727909140
it will look like a man but will be a woman
op makes Joe Dirt look like Mr Clean
>>727909315
fag
What's wrong with you kids today why do you all look like Zelda npc-s
Fuck you OP. Fuck you and your dumbass mental illness. Go cut off your cock and get some bigger tits. Fucking jackass. KYS
lol op prob took money and ran to walmart
>>727909336
PLEASE OP. PLEASE !! THIS ENTIRE THREAD HAS BEEN ABOUT YOU EITHER HAVING A DICK OR A PUSSY !!
DONT ABANDON US NOW !!!!
>>727909640
Opposed to the alternative of it being a man and looking like a poor excuse of a woman? I think id rather be laughed at for tar dick than for being gay. Could just say i was drunk. Plus pussy > dick
What size boots do you need anon. "16".
<herman munster laugh>
>>727905779
I wish I had your forearms
>>727909730
Because of the snowflake narrative
>>727909899
fag
>>727909827
you gotta be sober
>>727909791
Don't worry, I haven't gone anywhere, just had to change my laundry over. :D
>>727908567
You know you posted your email, right?
>>727909993
POST FEET
>>727909993
LOL
>>727909899
That is the gayest thing i have seen all thread. Thats saying alot since mutiple have asked to see cock. Jesus you are on a whole new level of fag
>>727909993
WINRAR !!!
oh wait..
>>727909993
im not surprised
>>727909993
>>727909993
finally you fucking faggot
There is a place on 4chan for trans people its /lgbt/
>>727909993
sharpie in pooper
OP,
I will pay 30 dollars to your paypal immediately, if you post proof of new job. Must be dated.
Also you're cute
>>727909993
>>727909993
you ruined your body
>>727909993
Congrats. I take back "KYS". I figured you would never deliver. Good job OP. Today, you weren't a faggot.
>>727909974
Fuck, but staying by pussy>dick
>>727909730
>Sir, thank you, yes. You are actually using the Oculus VR right now, yes? This is Steve from Customer Service. Have i answered all of your questions and given good customer service?
>>727910160
But /b/ is for fucking everybody
so fuck off
>>727909993
FUCKING KILL ME
This is cheaper, I just used it for the first time in my life and it's great.
>>727909993
I KNEW IT!
#
>>727910211
>not a faggot
>literally a tranny fag
Somethings you just can't say buddy
>>727909993
Ha!
>>727910230
True
m8
>>727910278
All I need is some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine!
>>727909993
>>727909993
>>727905779
>>727910320
>>727909993
>>727910382
Debatable
>>727909993
...
>>727910320
He fuck you. I'm 51. It's all the same gay shit.
>>727910425
Today op was litterly a faggot
Since somebody asked earlier.
(My room is hardwood and I haven't mopped in a bit, but w/e)
>>727910427
Hey fuck you. There is figurative gay and literal gay. This falls under literal
>>727909993
damn.
>>727910487
GOODNIGHT EVERYONE. THATS ALL FOR ME TODAY!
>>727910487
>>727910064
Dude how is it gay? OP's got dench forearms. I want dench forearms too.
>>727909993
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>>727910487
Please stop ew just go buy your fucking boots
>>727910487
WTF op??? That is worse than your weird dick
>>727909993
But now im even more acedemically curious
Whats your size ?
When in doubt my penis is getting whipped out
>>727910487
Welp.
>>727906200
KEK
>>727910487
It just gets worse and fucking worse..
>>727910487
So how do you masterbate? Is it sensitive lije a clit or do you wank it
>>727910558
Ill correct then, thats /fit/ gay
I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MONTHS. I FUCKING LOVE 4CHAN!!!!
Suddenly I feel better about myself.