Anyone who gets dubs in this thread decides what I buy on amazon,

>>727879125
3 Apink albums

>>727879187
clooooooose.

Dildo

A giant black dildo

7bottles of liquid silk

>>727879125
Butplug

>>727879125
A giant black dildo

Nothing, keep yer cash

>>727879125
Man sexdoll

>>727879125
People

>>727879125
the twilight books

Keep yer cash

Gay porn

>>727879125

Sponsored
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>>727879311
Win

>>727879125
A jar of pubes via craigslist

A clowns hat

>>727879125
Is no one going to mention his feet

>>727879125
new cardigan for your mama

A book on taxadermy

https://www.amazon.com/Danny-DeVito-Life-Size-Cutout/dp/B01AACB6Y6

>>727879311
>mfw first dubs and its not something i can buy

i will deliver on all dubs in this thread if its actually something i can buy

>>727879377
Gay but winner

>>727879125
https://www.amazon.com/Mai-Chans-Daily-Life-Residence-Blu-ray/dp/B01HH4THS2/

>>727879125
a dildo, a bottle of KY jelly, some ropes and also tapes

As much lube as you can get for 100$

>>727879125
Adult diapers The more Adult Baby ish the better.

>>727879454
>>727879514
Rolling for both.

buy this, even if no dubs
https://www.amazon.com/Mens-Funny-Shirt-Large-Black/dp/B01M5GW851/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1491236451&sr=8-1&keywords=my+name+is+jeff

https://www.amazon.com/Wallmonkeys-Inhaler-Wall-Decals-WM335116/dp/B0150BAJYA

>>727879551
roll

>>727879548
Reroll.

>>727879125
>mong
> tits

Dragon dildo

Biggest $99 dildo

>>727879374
my post

Ocarina

>>727879377
how sweet

>>727879625
Rereroll.

>>727879125

A prostate massager

https://www.amazon.com/Make-America-Great-Again-Campaign/dp/B01GQI49FQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1491236920&sr=8-1&keywords=maga+hat

>>727879984
Just here to shamelessly rerereroll.

Benelli Shotgun

A self-inflatable tent

>>727879125
100 dollars worth of ravioli sent to your neighbors door without explanation

Herbal cigarettes

Anime body pillow

>>727879125
You picked the dumbest gun possible for an underslung flashlight mount.

Shoe gun and you can't but a head...

>>727879125
$100 worth of paperclips

>https://www.amazon.com/Hmlover-Quality-Printed-Japanese-Otoshimono/dp/B01CFS97QM/ref=sr_1_22/156-8361687-0268363?s=bedbath&ie=UTF8&qid=1491237057&sr=1-22&refinements=p_n_feature_keywords_browse-bin%3A7899339011

>>727880530
Ikarus best waifu

>>727880530
REEE.
Buy lots of those and send some to your neighbours.

>>727880627
Ayy

>>727879125
https://www.amazon.com/gp/slredirect/picassoRedirect.html/ref=pa_sp_phone_search_atf_aps_sr_pg1_1?ie=UTF8&adId=A04688722JXO6GMWPAMYS&url=%2Fgp%2Faw%2Fd%2FB00KD1LDD4%2Fref%3Dmp_s_a_1_1%3Fie%3DUTF8%26qid%3D1491237476%26sr%3D8-1-spons%26pi%3DAC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65%26keywords%3Dsniper%2Bscope%2B4-16x50mm%26psc%3D1&qualifier=1491237476&id=6786544819055346&widgetName=sp_phone_search_atf&dpPl=1&dpID=51L7n6Q8oJL&ref=plSrch

>>727880530
Reroll

>>727879125
$99 worth of cheeze wiz

100 bucks worth of 4chan merchandise, but definitely the balloons!

rolling for that deVito cutout

>>727879125
Raise em well.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00ENWXC2E/ref=s9_acsd_zwish_hd_bw_b3FMumJ_c_x_w?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-6&pf_rd_r=87PAERVXQ9CETYQGRRP9&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=511b98bd-699b-5704-b341-b2fb9d552447&pf_rd_i=2975505011

Turtle food, for no reason

>>727880877
eat a dick i win

>>727880170
Roll

>>727880877
>https://www.amazon.com/Danny-DeVito-Life-Size-Cutout/dp/B01AACB6Y6

>>727880882

This >:(

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>>727879443
Your face is missing
> Mfw mfw without face

rolling for this
https://www.amazon.com/Trogdor-Wednesday-Wolf-8-5-x11/dp/B00C0NRQBQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1491237763&sr=8-1&keywords=trogdor

>>727881010
DUBS OF 10

>>727879125
https://www.amazon.de/gp/aw/d/B00NV9IIPG/ref=mp_s_a_1_8?__mk_de_DE=%C3%85M%C3%85Z%C3%95%C3%91&qid=1491237736&sr=8-8&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=styroporkugeln&dpPl=1&dpID=51Vsx3fFuoL&ref=plSrch

This. But 9 Times so you buy 980 Liter of little Styropor balls

>>727880877
Looks like Danny is getting a new home

>>727881030
triple dubs!!!

>>727879125
rope
candy
condoms
shovel
gloves
bleach
duct tape
chloroform
tissues

>>727881128
champa invades vietnam XD

The Qur'an

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>>727879443
people is something you can bu

>>727881288
sand nigger'd

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I vote uranium

A ski mask, a knife and a bb gun.

>>727879125
https://www.amazon.ca/Wage-Labour-Capital-Value-Price-Profit/dp/0717804704/ref=pd_sim_14_1/166-7332890-2960119?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=6ZX89PE9BT5RSZX1KNNT

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>>727879125
A 3XL of https://www.redbubble.com/people/ninespire/works/23000794-i-would-prefer-not-to-zizek-bartleby?p=t-shirt

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>>727881787
I second this

>>727880170
Rolling for that

Ant Farm with Ants

Pink girls shoes in the biggest size you can find

$100 worth of Smash Mouth cds

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triple dipper

>>727886842
>>727886916

>>727879125
rolling for https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

Fuck your 100$ nigga, buy me this!

roll for https://www.amazon.com/Transgender-History-Studies-Susan-Stryker/dp/158005224X/ref=zg_bs_4984_6/151-8794877-2499541?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=ZHT5YYD5PK5TED4E0MKK

https://www.amazon.com/Custom-Nicolas-Pillowcase-Standard-Design/dp/B00EZ3WO8O/ref=pd_sim_0_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=63WSCNV8AXBHR1634PWD

>>727879125
horse dildo

>>727887425
reroll

>>727879125
Metallica's "Master of Puppets" album.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0083Y0W26/?tag=buzz0f-20&ascsubtag=4344913%252C34%252C43%252Cdesktop%252Cmatwhitehead%252Caustralia%252Cgoogle.com

>>727879125
A tea set.

>>727879125
A pack of AA batteries.

50 Dollar Amazon voucher :^)

>>727879125
https://www.amazon.com/Custom-Nicolas-Pillowcase-Standard-Design/dp/B00JF0HRLG/ref=pd_bxgy_201_img_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=FC1EJJHS6G1VCCEYX3BX

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this https://www.amazon.co.uk/Yueton-Adhesive-Plastic-Children-Classroom-x/dp/B01D9RXPRU/ref=sr_1_21?ie=UTF8&qid=1491243409&sr=8-21&keywords=googly+eyes

Buy the best looking blow up sex doll u can find and get it delivered to your best friends house