>Fucking libtards are giving out free trump masks to prot

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>>727879035
Not surprised considering this is literally what they believe

Shouldn't he be hiring American hookers?

>>727879145
at their rates? the Eastern Europeans are much cheaper

>>727879035
source on claim?

>>727879140
I like that "and Trump" is outside of the quotation marks

>>727879339
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2585055/watersportsgate-donald-trump-moscow-hotel-prostitutes/

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KEK

>>727879339
Here you go faggot
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/twitter-is-drowning-in-a-goldenshower/news-story/17f297c7c86510cf986011201ab88d85

>>727879636
>>727879711
I find it highly improbable that it actually happened considering fake news cnn and buzzfeed broke it

>>727879035
Liberal here. No one gives a shit about the pissing, except maybe the hilarity of it.
Its more, ya know, the suspected treason.

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>>727879035
>libtards

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>Images of Donald Trump as the president are power. They give legitimacy to right wing groups, fascists and nazis.

time to post more Trump

>>727879869
Your (((news))) sites seem to make a big deal out of it. They can't seem to stop cheap shotting our president

>>727879035
Sounds like the libtards just made 20$ off your dumb ass.

>>727879992
I'm sorry if he hurt your feelings.

>>727879035
How do we know that link isn't a scam to get our datas?

>>727880116
considering some are paying big money for a copy of madame president I'm not surprised.

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>>727879035
>le current year
>not putting on your trump latex mask provided by liberals and jerking to the donald trump sextape VR porn

>>727879992
Don't forget them damn cucks

>>727880296
Idk but fuck it paypal got me covered

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Your face when, just like that 'sexyliberation' page it's just a dumbass harvester for retards with fired political opinions on things

>>727880328
source you cuck

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>>727879869
>Liberal here

>>727880512
it's literally on the picture you fucking retard

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>>727880062
You and your president are a couple of special snowflakes. No one should criticize him because YOU get triggered. You and your president want a SAFE SPACE where the two of you can hide from any possible triggering criticism (and so you can continue to worship your president's cock in the approved conservative manner with your lips and tongue).

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>>727880512
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1756089621

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>>727880649
Sure beats your safespace where they worship a different, uncircumcised cock you actual buzzword using faggot

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>>727879035
0/10 for CIA indoctrination

>>727880649
Fuck you you fucking hillary faggot supporter, i'm sure you'd get deport soon anyway

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>>727880779
kek

Millennials are truly the dumbest generation to have ever been bred. Ugh, these gutless, protesting, cry baby, safe place having assholes are going to run the world one day.

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>>727880779
>uncircumcised cock

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>>727880779
OH SHIT HE DEAD

>>727880948
Fuck you i'm a millenial and I work hard and earn my shit. Who gives a fuck if it's starbucks or a local bakery. Work is work.

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>>727880779
>>727880887

>>727880779
>>727880830
>>727880903
>>727880953
>>727881093
>Samefagging
>Saving an image from tumblr
The cringe is strong here...

>>727879035
Please don't call democrats libtards
Please don't call leftists liberal either.
The pragmatics of the word "liberal" in America is little more than a negative propaganda meme in strawman form.

>>727880700
VR is truly the future

>>727881163
>Work hard
>Starbucks

Pick one.

>>727879035
>kinkshaming
Woah, liberals, not cool

>>727881281
alright. I'll just call them what they are. Mindless fools.

>>727881306
Better than you, unemployed redneck

Thread reported as spam, 'cause it is.

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>>727880431

Who gives a fuck faggot

>>727881429
That's terribly assumptive. Spoken exactly like a millennial.

>>727881415
Funny how they always appear to take the higher moral ground. Liberals... not even once.

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>>727881535

>>727879035
Sadly says no shipping options for me.

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>>727879035
>protest by fulfilling his sexual fetish

lolno

>>727881649
lmfao where the fuck do you live. I got 10 bucks int shipping

>>727881415
>>727881535
>conservatives: The NEW snowflakes on the block

kek, you fags are pathetic af

>>727880649
implying you faggots didnt freak out even worse when i called president obongo a nigger

>>727881422
>alright. I'll just call them what they are. Mindless fools

And you've wholeheartedly accepted the Rush Limbaugh/Sean Hannity crap. Good luck to you and your Russian overlords.

>>727881803
It was never on the same level as Trump spreading hate speech about the mexicans is it

>>727882054
>it was the RUSSIANSSS

typical libtard

>>727882258
GET OUT

>>727879035
"I hate stupid capitalists like Trump!"

>Capitalizes in people's hate for him and makes ton of monies

>>727881429
I want to open up a shop for people like you called "Safe Playce". Inside I'll have those little white half-domed chairs you can climb into, so people can sit and pout. I want it to have tantrum rooms, where one can go and flip out when they don't get their way. Maybe have a "bad feelings" room, where people can go and make protest signs with non-toxic markers. It can even have rotating daily topics to be mad at. I might even have a room with different presidents painted on the wall. Everyone can be blindfolded and can pin the "Didn't give me my way" card on the president.

What do you think?

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>>727882246
>typical everyone except Russian shills
wow, you're fucking stupid

FYI, Putin is the richest person on the planet after he seized $200,000,000,000 from "enemies of the state." He paid over 1000 Russian shills to spread fake news stories to bolster Trump's campaign, Russian officials have even admitted to coordinating with Trump's campaign on this.

>>727882522
I think you're a fucking faggot. All that money mommy paid for you to get your degree is wasted writing that stupid fucking paragraph

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>>727879805
how about considering the FBI confirmed it?

Trump is a disgusting old pervert, what's so hard to believe about that?

>>727882538
keep believing in fake (((news))) faggot

>>727882522
After scoring enough tickets, they can cash them in for the "Entitlement" room. In here, a person gets to go in and no matter who has what, it can be taken by away from them and used by someone else. "during normal business hours and limit one per visit of course".

>>727882825
It's confirmed you uninformed shill

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>>727882418

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>>727882825
Rex Tillerson (Trump's Secretary of State) received the highest civilian honors that Putin gives out and had a $500,000,000,000 oil deal set up with Putin before Obama put sanctions on Russia and squashed the deal.

Putin paid for a US President so he could undo the sanctions, it's all pretty cut-and-dry by now.

DEAL WITH IT

>>727882749
There can be a room for that. "The self gratification room".

Thanks, newfriend.

>>727881191
Who is this girl. She has such perfect feet. Asians with pedis are so fucking hot

>>727879035
>free
>20 bucks
sounds legit

>>727883091
Maybe I should call it the "Make others feel guilty for achieving what you didn't" room. Which do you like better?

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>>727881211
this is a meme now

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So let me get this straight; Anti-Trump protestors, people who have been attacking people and destroying property have the opertunity to identify themslves and give out their home addresses for a free trump mask?

Oh god, oh sweet jesus, let them be this stupid and let this end up as one of the greatest lists of people to troll ever created. How incredibly stupid must you be to fall for this?

>>727883901
More like antifa has been the one attacking trump supporters faggot

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>>727884078
Yea, but this is clearly aimed at sjw autists and stupid niggers.

>>727883901
I didn't order one because that's what I figured it was. But-
I'm not an Anti-Trumpet but I still really want one of those masks.

>every Trump thread gets spammed to image limit by Russian shills

He's going down, no amount of shitposting will save him now

>>727884248
So why TF are you triggered then snowflake

>>727884791
I just ordered, everything went through paypal so it should be fine... right?

>>727882761
Pretty sure it was wrote off as nonsense.

>>727884796
Rural americans are waking up, they know it's not a joke anymore

>>727884796
A-any d-day now, i-impeachment right guys?

>>727885055
>pretty sure
not surprisingly, you're completely wrong

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-russia-dossier-claim-verified-christopher-steele-mikhail-kalugin-spy-embassy-agent-a7657286.html

>>727884791
>I'm not an Anti-Trumpet but I still really want one of those masks.
I almost did as well, but just go to china if you wana get one. Buying some cheap Chinese garbage is going to be alot safer than dealing with a clear honeypot.

>>727884985
Paypal allows you to get a refund if you don't get your item. I just got 2 more for my autistic cousin Jacob. Shipping's a bitch though

>>727885159
Washington moves slow, but this is about 10x faster than it's moved since WW2, so yeah, won't be long.

Trump colluding with Russia to control the petrodollar would be vastly preferable to Hillary colluding with Saudi Arabia to control the petrodollar. I mean, c'mon, Huma Abadein? Huge donations from the middle east? I'm sure presidents have colluded with Saudi Arabia, aka OPEC, before but at this point anyone intelligent has intuited that SA is using it's money to play everyone and everything like a fiddle. Currently their goal is to win the muslim civil war, destroying the west is just a motivational message. The "House of Saud", the single family that controls SA as their kings is strictly Sunni muslim while Iran is distinctly Shia muslim. Being allied with the Sunni and hating Iran makes no sense, the Shia are progressive muslims and the Sunni are traditionalists who absolutely believe the west should be destroyed. Al'Quaeda? Sunni. Osama bin Laden? Sunni, along with the entire well-connected bin Laden family.

So you goddamn know Hillary was taking money from the Sunni, that's what the Clinton machine runs on. If the world and the American presidency really are controlled by the petrodollar than I would rather have a Russian petrodollar any day! Better gangsters who want only money than madmen who want to kill millions in Islamic sectarian violence. Meanwhile liberals try to get in the way of any domestic oil development camping out in front of pipelines...why? Because they want us to stay beholden to OPEC and by extension, Islam - they don't know that's what they're doing, they think they're helping the earth and being noble but be real here, they're pro-OPEC forces deployed by people with goals which would sicken them if they knew them.

If it really is all about oil then Trump's way would be better, heavy domestic production, buy Russian surplus in exchange for taking our foot off of their balls. No more of this OPEC crap where the money goes straight into the pockets of sectarian violence.

>>727885196
WTF can I do with trump masks

>>727884823
Why aren't you at the cry in anon? The puppies need to be pet while we cry about drumpft fellow revolutionary

>>727885383
Eat chicken tendies while screaming like an orange bufoon

>>727885383
>WTF can I do with trump masks
masturbate on omegle

>>727885349
>Trump isn't also colluding with Saudi Arabia

He pushed through an arms deal that Obama and Hillary actually blocked.

Your copypasta is shit, write a new one

>>727885383
jerk off with the mask on while screaming IT'S RIGGED IT'S RIGGED

>>727885383
OMEGLE FAGGOT

Its funny as shit to me that people are so rationally angry at trump when the issues with the democratic party that got him elected haven't been fixed at all. I mean the new leader of the party used her first chance to speak to blame white males again for all the evil in the world.

>>727886022
Checked. I remember that moment when hillary doomed her campaign

>>727886022
I dont see the dempcrats winning next term too tbh

>>727885552

I really doubt it, if he were he would have no reason to deal with the Russians at all and your entire scheme to impeach him would fail.

If we really still are under OPEC's thumb, well, at least I don't have an SJW president who will actually listen to intersectionalist radicals and make us all do shit that would make Justin Tredeau look manly and dignified by comparison. This "let's all hate white males so they'll flip the bill for everything" scheme is fucking stupid, shaming doesn't work the resistance to it is growing too fast.

Donald Trump > Civil war over identitarianism

>>727886022
>issues with the democratic party
he beat a single Democrat that was too unpopular to win without rigging her own primary

He beat like 14 career establishment Republicans and he wasn't even part of their party. The Republican Party is a steaming pile of shit propped up by gerrymandered districts, and it's about to fall to pieces.

>>727886491
>no reason

he was pissed on by Russian whores and Putin has the video, try to keep up

also, I'm sure his businesses are having plenty of money funneled to them in exchange for policy changes.

>>727886724
>he was pissed on by Russian whores and Putin has the video
Looks like someone has been watching too much CNN. I bet you think trump raped a bunch of women too, but for some reason none of them have come forward and the one that did had a story so weak she fucking ran when the media started paying attention to her.

>>727882522
Will they make signs about flag burning, gay marriage, and abortion, or will you shut the fuck up with your retarded straw man for a few minutes?

>>727886886
CNN is way better than Breitbart, Infowars, FOX or whatever circle-jerk you subscribe to.

Also, they're not the only ones that ran the intelligence officer's report and the FBI has confirmed it.

You can pretend it never happened, but the FBI is still gonna prosecute him over it.

>>727882423
Report this faggot, /b/ros.

>>727879035
Anyone tried ordering? Sounds like a pretty good deal tbh

>>727887169
Fucking russian shills

>>727887202
I'm gonna try right now hopefully they don't fuck me over these libshits

>>727886724

>A man with a 160 IQ and millions of dollars needs Russian whores and handouts

...and we're back to "the orange man is a loser and a big meanie" level of bullshit. Meanwhile people like you want to mark my kid's essay down for using "he" or "she" because those are "gender offensive terms". Fucking sitting there twirling their pink handlebar mustache wondering what sacred cow of white male culture they can slay today, what should it be today, a video game? Anime? A book? Atheism? I'm struggling to think of something I like you idiots haven't tried to destroy. Heh, maybe a civil war is preferable because I'd sure like to shoot people like that to death.

>>727887245
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

>>727887309
KEK i got one awhile ago

>>727885159
Watergate investigation took over a year, so probably not that soon.

>>727887378
>needs Russian whores
who else is going to piss on him and keep a secret? Perversion makes you do stupid things, I'm sure you're aware.

>>727887245
are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY
i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

>>727887245
What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.

>>727887245
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little neckbeard? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in bragposting, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on BestOf, and I have over 300 confirmed Quality Posts. I am trained in conservative butthurt and I’m the top helvetica in the entire complainpire. You are nothing to me but just another neckbeard. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision complaining the likes of which has never been seen before on this Reddit, mark my fucking [confirmed novel]. You think you can get away with circlejerking that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, neckbeard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of CBers across SRS-lite and your dox are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, neckbeard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re fucking spoken unkindly of, neckbeard. I can be in any subreddit, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed vote brigading, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Complainpire-Fempire Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Reddit, you little neckbeard. If only you could have known what unholy [EFFORT POSTS] your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking hand from jerking your dick. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn neckbeard. I will shit vitriolic complaining all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bemoaned, neckbeard.

>>727879035

>free
>$10 shipping

>>727887245
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>727879805
CNN reported that the President was briefed on the existence of the dossier.

Get YOUR story straight before you go around other news outlets fake news

>>727887245
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nigga. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nigga. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nigga.

>>727887245
What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

>>727887245
Enraged inquiry: what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Proudly: I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Elcor Naval Division, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Cerberus, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. Intimidating declaration: I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top Elcor warrior in the entire Elcor Armed Forces. Offhandedly: you are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this cluster, mark my fucking words. Vindictively: you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet? Scathing suggestion: think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Elcor agents across the galaxy and your EP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. Additional diatribe: the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Genuine exclamation: you're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. With prideful candor: not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to every fleet of the Elcor Flotilla and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. Insincere concern: if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. Mildly remorseful: you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. With barely contained excitement, I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>727887245
What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.

>>727887245
OY, WUT DA ZOG DID YOU JUS' SAY ABOUT ME, YA STUPID GIT? I'LL 'AVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATID TOP A' MY CLASS IN DA ORK KOMMANDOS, 'N I'VE BEEN IN A BUNCHA SECRIT RAIDZ ON DEM FILFIE 'UMIES, 'N I HAS OVER 300 A DEIR TEEF TA PROVE IT. I'M TRAINED IN THE ART A' STEALF 'N I'M DA BEST AT DAKKA OUTTA ALL DA ORKZ. YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME BUT JUSS ANOTHER CAN T'SCRAP. I'LL WIPE YA DA ZOG OUT, A DUFF THE LIKES A' WHICH AIN'T NO WUNZ SEEN SINCE DA WARBOSS, YA LIST'NIN'? YA THINKS YOU CAN GET AWAY WIV CALLIN' ME A GROT IN FRONT'A DA WHOLE WAAAAH? FINK AGAIN, SKUM. AS WE YAP OUR GOBS, I'M CALLIN' ALL MY INFILTRA'A'S ACROSS ALL A' ORKDOM 'N DEY'S 'UNTIN' YA RIGHT NOW, SO YOU BESS' PREPARE FOR DA STORM, GIT. DA STORMBOYZ'LL RID YA UH' DAT PUNY LI' L FING YOU CALL A LIFE. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD, YA GROT. I'Z EVERYWHERE 'N EVERYTIME ALL AT ONCE, 'N I'Z CAN KILL YA 700 TIMES WIFOUT EVEN USIN' A SHOOTA. NOT ONLY DAT, BUT I CAN GET ALL THE STIKKBOMBS AN' DAKKA I WANT AND BLOW YOUR TINY 'EAD INTO SO MANY BITS YOU WON' EVEN 'AVE DA CHANCE TA MEET GORK AN' MORK WHEN I'M THROU WIF' YOU. IT'Z A SHAME YOU 'AD NO IDEA THE AMOUNT OF WAAAAGH YOUR SNOTTY GOB-FLAPPIN' WUZ GONNA GET YOU INTO, YOU'DA CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT INSTEAD! BUT YOU DI'N'T, AN' YOU'S FIXIN TA PAY THE PRICE WIF MORE DEN JUS' YER STUPID TEEF. I'LL SHOOT YA SO 'ARD YOU'LL DROWN IN DAKKA. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD.

>>727887681
CNN is the number one fake news in the country in case you haven't heard

>>727887245
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little red bitch orb? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the gas giants, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids elliptical orbits, and I have over 300 confirmed storms in my might atmostphere. I am the furthest planet in the solar system and I have the largest liquid water oceans in the known universe. You are nothing to me but just another point of light. I will wipe you the divert comets at your with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Earth or mars, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of moons across the solar system and your orbital path is being traced right now so you better prepare for the apocalypse, maggot. The impact that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your world. Your fucking dead, kid. I can anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with a comet over seven miles wide, and that's just with my gravity. Not only am I a large body of mass, but I have access to the entire arsenal of moons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the solar system, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution you little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>727887245
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the fuck out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're fucking dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.

>Russian shills in meltdown mode

KEKKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>727887245
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>>727880887
Loser is still worried about Hillary. My god.

>>727887245
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

>>727887862
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

>>727879805
Yeah, cause it's fake, and only retards believe that it's true.

>>727887862
What the le fuck did you just le fucking say about le me, you le little bitch? I'll le have you know I le graduated top of my le class in the le Navy Seals, and I've le been involved in le numerous secret raids on le Al-Quaeda, and I le have over le 300 confirmed le kills. I am le trained in le monkey face warfare and I'm the top le sniper in the le entire le US armed forces. You are le nothing to le me but just another le target. I will le wipe you the le fuck out with le precision the likes of which le has never been le seen before on this le Earth, mark my le fucking words. You le think you can le get away with le saying that le shit to me over le the Internet? Think again, le fucker. As we le speak I am le contacting my le secret network of le spies across the le USA and your IP is being le traced right now so you le better prepare for the le storm, maggot. The le storm that le wipes out the pathetic le little thing you le call your le life. You're fucking dead, le kid. I can be le anywhere, le anytime, and I can le kill you in over le seven hundred ways, and le that's just with my le bare hands. Not only am I le extensively le trained in le unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire le arsenal of the le United States Marine Corps and I will le use it to its le full extent to le wipe your le miserable ass off the le face of the le continent, you le little shit. If only you le could have known what le unholy retribution your le little "clever" le comment was about to le bring down upon you, maybe you would have le held your le fucking tongue. But you le couldn't, you le didn't, and now you're le paying the le price, you le goddamn idiot. I will le shit fury le all over you and you le will le drown in it. You're le fucking dead, le kiddo.

>>727887925
>Actual rational discussion about Trump
>Shills lose their minds

>>727887799
Please tell me a story they made up

>>727887862
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in M.I.T., and I've been involved in numerous secret Experiments involving teleportation, and I have survived the Black mesa incident. I am trained in H.E.V combat and I'm have killed many soldiers who tried to silence me during the black mesa incident . You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with my trusty crowbar the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again,you simpleton . As we speak I am contacting my network of Vortigaunts across the USA and your Vortessence is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my crow bar. Not only am I self trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Resistance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Universe, you little philistine. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, you undergraduate.

>>727887862
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little paper towel? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the burger flipping, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the condiments inventory, and I have over 300 packets of ketchup swallowed whole. I am trained in chicken drilling and I'm the top deep fry cono sur in this hemisphere. You are nothing to me but just another 2nd breakfast. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on my beard, mark my fucking words you mayo splurt. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my 24/7 pizza delivery joint and your wallet is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bill. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a mustard stain. You're fucking delicious, kid. I cum anywhere, anytime, and I can season you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in chopsticks, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States heath and safety board and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass my face, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>727879145
There it is.

Trump is making work for mask makers and prostitutes.

MAGA!

>>727887862
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I'm at the top of my class, and I’ve been involved in numerous leadership roles in my school, and I have over 300 college recommendations. I am trained in writing essays and I’m the top essayist in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another anti-Intellectual. I will wipe your chances of ever being on the top of your class mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my AP teachers and my network of college principals across the US and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your education. You’re fucking uneducated, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ruin your chances of getting into Princeton in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in memorizing SAT words, but I have access to the entire application process of Harvard University and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable education off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking uneducated, kiddo.

>>727887561

I dunno, you wanna talk about all the people Hillary has obviously had killed? The person who leaked the DNC emails was shot in the back twice like two days after that shit, the poilice know nothing and Hillary had the temerity to use his name in calling for "gun control"? Bitch is a fucking reptilian, would not shock me if her skin came off and she was a lizard alien.

I'd sooner suicide bomb than accept any of this "you're not allowed to be a white male" anymore horseshit that you people obviously are and will continue to take in abusive direction.

Raise your hand if you'd rather suicide bomb than be one of these people's cuck pets!

>>727887862
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Neil, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class at Columbia University, and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on theists, and has over 300 confirmed quotes. He is trained in intellectual warfare and he's the top quote maker in the entire US science community. You are nothing to him but just another target. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of scientists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Neil can be anywhere, anytime, and he can educate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his bare quotes. Not only is Neil extensively trained in science, but he has access to the entire dictionary of the English language and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Neil will shit quotes all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>727887862
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my money, you little serf? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mormon Church, and I’ve been involved in numerous missionary trips to France, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in gorilla brainwashing and I’m the top bullshitter in the entire US Mormon congregation. You are nothing to me but just another pleb. I will wipe you the fuck out with unlimited funds the likes of which has never been seen before in this country, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling me out on my lies over the Internet? Think again, peasant. As we speak I am contacting the NSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the illegal raid, fucker. The raid that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bank account. You’re fucking poor, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can outspend you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my walking-around money. Not only am I extensively trained in bankrupting companies, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and I will use it to its full extent to "suicide" your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy debt your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking magic underwear. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn democrat. I will shit money all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, libtard.

>>727886564
This. Trump won by less than 100K votes in a handful of key swing states. Democrats get millions more votes for Senate, Congress, and President. The Republican power base is largely a sham and it declines every year. Trump pulled off a trick shot and the celebration around here is foolish. Going to have fun telling you what you're allowed to talk about for literally the rest of your life while you threaten to start a civil war over your sister's nigger boyfriend once this last Republican administration is done with.

>>727887862
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spartan Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Covenant forces, and I have over 300 confirmed Brute Chieftain assassinations. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UNSC Special Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sector, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Battlenet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ONI spies across space and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, split-chin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Nations Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of this universe, you squid-head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your jaw. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn split-lip. I will rain lead all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, hinge-head.

>>727888014
How about predicting that Trump is gonna win

>>727887862
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you godd¬amn fool. I shall s¬hit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

>>727888014
Russian hacking of the election results and the pissing are the two most obvious ones with nothing to back them up. Thats not even counting the news they are making with their own reporters, like the one who had some issue in the white house, then they interviewed him, them brought in a panel to talk about his interview.

>>727887862
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little carbon-based life form? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the BETA Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Yokohama, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in brain warfare and I'm the top slut in the entire mecha armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Kasumi? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of prostitutes across the world and your mecha is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mind. Not only am I extensively trained in mind-control combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Original Hive and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking cock. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will fap in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>727887862
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully? I’ll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I’m the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. I will wipe myself the fuck out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking done kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Clorox and rope, you fucked up bully, I will shit sadness on you and you will drown in it, I’m fucking done kiddo. would take their whole class on a bathroom break

>>727887934
Stale copy pasta faggot. Kill Yourself.

>>727887862
What the fuck did you just say about me, you filthy magic user? I'll have you know I would've graduated top of the monastery if a magic user like you didn't kill everyone there, I've led numerous witch hunts, and I was watching when Gandalf fell off of the bridge. I'm trained to use highly effective non magical abilities meant for the purpose of hunting down magic users and I could blink through a keyhole. You are nothing to me but just another magic user. I will mana break you, and everyone standing next to you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me from the comfort of your fountain? Think again, fucker. As we speak my friend Gondar is tracking you down right now so you better prepare to have your mana broken, magic user. The mana break that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can burn your mana in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Manta Style. Not only am I extensively trained in hunting down mages, but I have access to all the items 900 GPM can buy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out your miserable ass off the face of the continent, magic using filth. If only you could have known what righteous retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your mana is broken, kiddo.

Can I not get this shipped to canada?

>>727887862

>this new "russian shills" line from Shareblue shills when /pol/ spams them

Only took you weeks of being spammed exactly like this to come up with it, too!

>>727888234
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>727880062
"OUR" president. Makin' a loooot of assumptions there. I live in America. He is NOT my president.

Also, these masks have fucking $10 shipping. Fuck off, OP.

>>727879140
Can we say she failed grammar.?

correction.
>"'The Harry Potter generation' will defeat evil and Trump.", says Grreen Day's Billie Joe Armstrong.

>>727888234
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little conformist bitch? I'll have you know I graduated by the skin of my teeth in all my courses in community college and I've been making fucking pottery for my whole life and I listen to underground only music. I am trained in whining and I'm the top douchebag in Starbucks. You are nothing to be but a fucking conformist. I will wipe you the fuck out with shit so underground it's in China, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying this shit to me over a fucking conformist site like Facebook? Think again, copy. As we speak I'm contacting my manager at Barnes and Noble and he's got connections with every Apple store manager this side of the Mississippi, and your IP address is being traced so you better prepare for man slaps you little maggot. The man slaps that will knock you on your ass. You're fucking dead, conformist. I can get in my Prius and be anywhere in a matter of hours, anytime and I can berate you in 700 ways, and that's just in English. Not only am I able to speak languages no one else speaks, but I have access to your Twitter account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out all your followers you little mainstream junkie. If only you could know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon yo, maybe would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the full price you goddamn mainstream loving bastard. I will shit classic literature all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, conformist.

>>727888234
Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA, you little democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.

>>727888234
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NASA Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mars, and I have over 300 confirmed launches. I am trained in rocket science and I'm the top astronaut in the entire US space program. You are nothing to me but just another planet. I will orbit you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this solar system, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aerospace engineers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the launch, maggot. The launch that launches the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can launch you to the moon in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in rocket science, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration and I will use it to its full extent to launch your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will launch shit all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

>>727888234
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.

>>727888234
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little proprietry bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FSF, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Apple patents, and I have over 300 confirmed bug fixes. I am trained in Free Software Evangelizing and I'm the top code contributer for the entire GNU HURD. You are nothing to me but just another compile time error. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am building a GUI using GTK+ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can decompile you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Model M. Not only am I extensively trained in EMACS, but I have access to the entire arsenal of LISP functions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Freedom all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking debugged, kiddo.

>>727888234

Stale? It's so oil it's become hydrocarbon goo. That's the point, it's just an insult of sorts.

>>727888234
>>727888234
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.

>>727888234
What dost thou just exclaim to thyself, you meager wench? I'll have thou know I graduated valedictorian at Cambridge University, and thy hath partaken in numerous invasions of France, and thyself have over 300 recorded slayings. Thyself hath been trained in chivalrous warfare and thyself am the top Longbowman in the entire King of England's army. Thou art not a thing but target to thyself. Thy will conquer thou with accuracy the likes of which hath never been witnessed before upon this fair isle, dwell upon my oration. Thou think thou can get away with proclaiming such filth to thyself via His Majesty's letter deliverance service? Repeat your thoughts, copulator. As we engage in conversation thyself art summoning thy clandestine company of shadowy individuals across His Majesty's kingdom and thou fortress doth be traced this day so thou best prepare for the ruckus, peasant. The ruckus that decimates the pathetic meager object thou proclaim thou vitae. Thou be mortem, child. Thy can roam any county, any sunrise to sunset, and thy can take thou life in above 700 technques, and that's using naught but thy own gauntlets. Not exclusively is thy extensively trained in duelling without a blade, but thy pertain access to the entire arsenal of the His Majesty's Royal Cavalry and thy will use it to its complete usefulness to wipe thou forlorn buttocks off the face of the kingdom, thou meager dropping. If only thou could hath foreseen the divine retribution thou meager "quick-witted" exclamation would in due time bringeth upon thou, perhaps thou would hath halted thou tongue. Thou could not, thou did not, and thou art paying the blasted bounty, thou God forsaken imbicile. Thy shall excrete fury upon thou and thou will suffocate on said fury. Thou be vanquished, child.

>>727888234
What the scooby-dooby-do did you just say about me, you little scooby snack? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Mystery Gang, and I've been involved in numerous secret investigations in America, and I have over 300 confirmed fake supernatural villains uncovered. I am trained in shit-pants warfare and I'm the top pussy in the entire US supernatural investigation committee. You are nothing to me but just another phony. I will uncover your fake supernatural disguise with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with trying to scare people around me? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ghosts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out your Halloween costume closet and gives me all your scooby snacks. Your tricks are mine, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stop you scaring people in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in solving mysteries, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ghost Busters' HQ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your entire horror-inducing gags. If only you could have known what unholy retribution of trying to scare people and trying to frighten me would bring you, maybe you would have not of dressed up as a ghost at all. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your malevolent goals and you will watch me in your pathetic ghost suit as you're taken away in a police van. Your pranks are over, kiddo.

>>727888325
Trump is not enclosed in quotes. I bet he didn't even mention trump

>>727888234
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pleb? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Art School, and I've been involved in numerous listens of NMH on vinyl , and I have over 3000 confirmed songs in my Foobar 2000 playlist. I am trained in songwriting and tumblr use and I'm the top vinyl collector in the record store I work at. You are nothing to me but just another mainstream listening pleb. I will wipe you the fuck out with music the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am readying my field recordings, be prepared for a storm of 2deep4u. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taste. Not only am I extensively trained in tumblr use, but I have access to the entire collection over at Amoeba Records and I will use it to its full extent to better your miserable pleb taste. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit obscurity all over you and you will drown in it. You're a fucking pleb, kiddo.

>>727888234
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you peasant? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Empire of Bones, and I've been involved in numerous ultra kills of Radiant heroes, and have over 300 confirmed crits. I am trained in skeleton warfare and I'm the top baller on the entire Dire Team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will hellfire you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the middle of the lane? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am flying my freshly-bought refresher orb out on the courier so you better prepare for the revives, faggot. The revives that lets me wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ball out of control over you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my sword. Not only am I extensively trained in killing peasants, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Secret Shop and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking stunned, kiddo.

>>727888234
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you sex muncher? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hugging Department, and I’ve been involved in numerous hugging raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed hugs. I am trained in gorilla hugs and I’m the top hugger in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another hugging target. I will hug you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been hugged before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of huggers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the hugs, friend. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your frown. You’re fucking hugged, buddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear arms. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hugging, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Huggine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to hug your little sexy ass off the face of the continent, you little sweetheart. If only you could have known what unholy hugging your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking arms together. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you sexy beast. I will shit hugs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking hugged, bud.

>>727888234
>>727888234
Quod irrumabo tu iustus fucking dicunt de me, parum stercore? Male vos scire Curabitur summo mei genus in in Navy Sigilla, et UI fuerint in multus secretum populationes Al-Quaeda, et mihi super CCC confirmata necat. Ego sum docti in orci militiae et Im summo sniper in tota US copiis. Sed tu mihi nihil aliud signum. Pedicabo delebo te cum praecisione similia quae numquam visa super terram verbis meis attende in stupri. Putas possit cum dicens quod stercore ad me super Penitus? Cogitare iterum, fucker. Ut loqui sum dictum occultis meis network exploratores trans USA et IP sit investigari nunc sic melius parare tempestas, vermiculus. Tempestate quod deleo ex in misellus parum res tu vitae. Vestra fucking mortuus, hœdum. Usquam possum, aliquando et super te interficere septingenti viis thats iusto nuda manus. Non solum sum late docti in inermes pugna, sed aditus ad totum armamentarium Civitatum Foederatarum Marine Corps et uti ad eius plena quatenus ad absterget tuam miseram asinum facie continens, parum stercore. Si modo potuit quid impia retributionem parvulus callidus comment erat ut super te, fortasse esset tenuit tua stupri lingua. Vos couldnt, non iam vestra solvendo pretium goddamn stultus es. Ego stercore furore omnes super te et erit mergunt in eam. Vestra fucking mortuus, kiddo.

>>727888234
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little skytheist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Atheism School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Westboro Baptist Church, and I have over 300 confirmed deconversions. I am trained in athiest warfare and I’m the top scientist in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another fundietard. I will wipe your beliefs the fuck out with LOGIIIC the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, skydaddyworshipper. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of (scientist) spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your beliefs. Your gOD is fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can deconvert you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare logic. Not only am I extensively trained in science, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Atheist Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable gOD off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your gOD is fucking dead, kiddo.

>>727888265
I just got it shipped to Canada. idk about yours

>>727888234
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>>727888234
What the bong did you just fucking say about me, you little stoner? I'll have you know I smoked the most ganja in my class at Washington State University, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the fridge when I get the munchies, and I have over 420 confirmed puffs. I am trained in lighting blunts in the rain and I'm the top stoner in the entire city of Seattle. You are nothing to me but just another joint. I will light you up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words bro. You think you can get away with selling that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dealers across the USA and your strain is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bro. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your crop. You're fucking baked, kid. I can smoke anywhere, anytime, and I can smoke blunts you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in one-hand smoking, but I have access to the entire hydroponic greenhouse of the Northwest and I will use it to its full extent to get high as a kite. I will spray bong water all over you and you will drown in it. I'm fucking blazed, officer.

>>727888234
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Ultramarine in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Warp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter. "Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

>>727888789
Courtesy of paid Russian schills
/thread

>>727889268
Fucking advanced shilling tbh