I've had this fuckers for long time and I'm sick of

>>727876101
Laser surgery (not trolling), consult google for further instructions

Any kind of help is welcome

boxcutters and rubbing alcohol

>>727876169
Shit, there's no other way?

>>727876101
Can someone explain what exactly "these fuckers" are to me?

Op here, i have the fordice spots too, and I don't know if this is normal bc I never heard of someone that has both

>>727876230
I afraid not. It's not that painful to perform, but costs a decent sum. Maybe someone else have a word to add.

>>727876315
They are called papulas perladas in Spanish don't know how its name in English

im fucked too, i read about laser/CO2 therapy or... toothpaste in the area

>>727876230
Other anon, as far as I know not.
Did they were as much as now from the beginning of the "illness" on? And do you have as much as on the pic?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis
you can read this for starters

>>727876426
I've read the tooth paste method too, someone have tried this?

>>727876101
One does not simply get rid of aids anon

>>727876330
Nah, i also have (to the lesser extent though) both, but they are harmless and you may need to rove them only because of cosmetic concerns.
Only if the are not sore or aching, of course

>>727876463
Yes dude, they never change the amount or size

>>727876101

Get cut you filthy uncut faggot.

>>727876515
Confirmed on Tooth paste way, worked for me. Just make sure you squeez every drop into your urethra and use a brand new bottle obviously

>>727876101
You can't get rid of those without a surgery and ugly scars.
They are perfectly normal, around 50% of all white males have them.

>some scientists say it is for better traction during sex
>not that sex would matter for /b/tards

>>727876463
Same anon, and no I do not have that many in my particular case, and they are kinda smaller bit I'm totally sure they are the same thing

>>727876101
>Ribbed for his pleasure

I used a razor blade and a flat edge and it got rid of the worst of mine. Very painful, i'm pretty sure they are attach to lots of nerve ends, but would still recommend.

>>727876315
Pearly Penile Papules. I have a lot like pic related. It's nothing bad. I'm just going to live with it or I'll get rid of it later on down the road.

It's safe. Keep it, your gf may like it.

>>727876101
wtf even is that

>>727876779
Don't know man, it sounds risky

Just wear a rubber if it you want to go unnoticed. You're more sensitive anyway

>>727876841
They're called Tyson Glands

>>727876515
tried toothpaste twice when young. both times burnt like hell and made no difference.

>>727876852
Ya if you're a pussy. Worst case you cut off a quarter inch of your cock. You would still have 3inch left to work with

>>727876670
fuck off shlomo

>>727876826
Thanks man, but this is destroying my confidence so as you may notice I don't have gf, I kinda have something with someone but I've never tell her this

>>727876956
What's his name lol

>>727876101
Your dick is growing tentacles. Embrace your inner hentai.

>>727876169
This, I remember some dude talking about it here some years ago. He said his dick was in bandages for like a month or something, I think he said he wished he hadn't done it, but I'm not sure

I have them myself, and yeah they suck; but honestly it doesn't bother me that much anymore

>>727876956
Doesn't matter man, I've got them, never even come up in conversation

>>727876101
Don't stick your dick in dirty hoes

>>727876330
this shit aint no fordice spots, ive got em and fordyce spots are common, not dangerous, can be removed but thsts only for cosmetic reasons

>>727876715
this

Only a kid in his puberty would feel insecure about such a normal thing.

>>727877025
I can't tell you her name anon, you don't know her or me anyway

>>727876956

Listen here, you stupid virgin bitch. You need a god damn life lesson. Shut the fuck up. Women don't give a fuck. I'm not circumcised and I have these shits on my dick and you know what? A woman's not gonna give a fuck. And if they do, who the fuck cares. None of my past sexual partners, gf's or even my wife have either not cared or never noticed because I've never heard a god damn thing about it. And why would a woman inspect your dick that closely to find those are there? Until you actually have sex or a partner and have this problem, it's just all in your head. Also, fuck you you virgin fuck. Go get some pussy and get the fuck off 4chan. But I love you bro. But also, fuck off. Good luck finding a gf. Bitch.

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How about way to get rid of this?

>>727877156
>not dangerous, can be removed but thsts only for cosmetic reasons
Exactly like ppp

Dude these are atavism. Things that used to occur frequently in our ancestors (Apes). Imagine like legs on snakes or teeth in chickens. Or your condom nap like penis.

here's a good article about it

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/primate-diaries/penis-spines-pearly-papules-and-pope-benedicts-balls/

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>>727877281

>>727877170
I know it's stupid but if you don't have it it's a totally different situation

>>727877281

fucken kek

>>727877245
I think shit like ppp/fordyce spots/skin bridges just gets filed under dicks are ugly which at it's base level is what chicks think of dicks in daily life.

>>727877281
>>727877313
With a knif

>>727876101
This will fix it
https://www.amazon.com/3P-Gel-clinically-treatment-effective/dp/B01EW2NSDC

you're welcome

>>727877314

I have them and none of my past partners or my wife have ever noticed/said anything. You only worry because you're a virgin and have never had sex. It's all in your head. I'd be worried more about your tiny baby dick and not being able to satisfy a woman.

>>727876670

Kike detected

>>727876506
>One study found them in 33.3% of males who had not been circumcised and in 7.1% of circumcised males

Just another reason it's better to be circumcised

>>727877245
Kek, thanks a lot anon you really cheer me up, I'll try to not let you down.
Like I say before I have something with a girl, gonna try it out with her, wish me luck anon I love you too

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why is 4chan sooooo OK with mutilating their genitals???? it's not deformity, it's not pathologic, its part of the human anatomy, a shit load of people have them, just get over it. would you dump a girl just because she has big labia minora??? it's the same fucking thing. if you guys cared about your body half as much as you care about your dicks, you would have a gf by now and realize that nobody gives a fuck about little bumps on your dicks

pp thread

>>727877432

$78 an ounce. Yall niggas that desperate to get rid of them? Virgin fucks.

>>727877529
>Imblying it's a negatory

>>727876101
Its a benign condition that gives the woman the same feel as a studded condom.

keep it. for her pleasure

i got 2 of those dots, sensetive as fak so i wish i had more of them =/

>>727877551
>JewSA

>>727877281
I got that.

I've got them too, not at all as many and much smaller but have never had a grill even comment on it and I've fucked over 20 grills and my gf of last 9 years haven't had any comments about it either. Although, like I said, have less and smaller papules? than what's in your pic OP.

>>727877673
Can I have some?

I was circumcised at birth but have those, forcyde spots on scrotum, and what looks like vitiligo on my shaft.

Other than having 6 inches, genes gave me the shaft, but it functions and my wife doesn't care about the look of it.

>>727877704
Tl, dr: Don't worry about it OP.

Pop em with a needle

>>727877759
>but it functions and my wife doesn't care about the look of it.

/thread

They're called Pearly Penile Papules, don't worry about it, basically ribs and dots

>>727877784
There's nothing to pop

>>727877551
This.

>>727877829
Just stick a needle in your penis op everything will be fine

>>727877595
>implying every single girl wouldn't obviously assume it's an std and refuse to sleep with you without 100% proof that it's not

>>727876101
Don't ask /b/ for medical advice, dumbass. Especially if it involves your dick.

>>727877966
They don't give a fuck

>>727878109
If a girl is willing to sleep with you even if your dick looks diseased, I've got some bad news for you muchacho....

>>727877799
checked

>>727876101
But they make your pee pee feel good

>>727877966
it's 20andfucking17 we have the internet on our fucking watches, just fucking show them a wikipedia page of the bumps and proceed to fucking

>>727878183
I N S E C U R E
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>>727877281
I had that when i was a kid, but not as severe. I just yanked like a monkey and it worked

>>727878183
It's a funny thing to say on /b/ but it would appear the average chick is smarter than you anon

>>727877595
>>727878109
>>727878247
>>727878286
>virgins

just shave them with a razor. before, apply alcohol for sterilization

>>727876330
I had fordice spots too they went away by themselves. The stuff at the edge of the penal gland contributes a bit to sexual satisfaction. Keep em.

>>727877281
>>727877313
the products of circumcision ladies and gentlemen, this is what happend when you fuck with your genitals, this is the problem, not normal bumps on tour dick

I have them and i have finally accepted that they were the result of about a years worth of masterbation and not really being clean about it

>>727876315
Everyone has them to some extent, they are there to stimulate the inside of the vagina more

>>727879595
>Everyone has them to some extent

lies. Most people do not have them.

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>>727877529
> circumcised: 33.3%
> circumcised: 7.1%

Nigga, wat?

>>727876101
I got circ'd that got rid of them after 6 months. they just faded.

These are totally normal don't worry

>>727879372
So you've accepted an incorrect conclusion dreamt up in your own mindspace

C'mon guys

>>727876599
>>727876732
Okay, because I have like three in total.
I'm fine with that, but if I would get more, I would look for a surgery.

>>727882969
Thanks dude, that's the option that I tried to evade but it's seem like the only really solution

>>727880745
Read it again autismo.

>>727876101
Some girls claim those feel nice

>>727883799
Very bouncy bouncy you know what I mean?

>>727883264
Good luck with it.
You'll probably be happy you did it afterwards.

>>727876101
use a lighter

>>727876670
Filthy jews

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i have it to but under my head
pic related
it wouldn't be to bad but im black so they stick out like a sore thumb
wish i didnt have them

>>727876101
Cheap solution.
Equipment: Belt sander
Method: Turn belt sander on. Sand your cock.
> Hope this helped.

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>>727877551
>would you dump a girl just because she has big labia minora???

how big?

use 320 grit wet sandpaper lightly every day till its gone.

>>727886656
Jessi Slaughter big

Absolutely disgusting

Dont forget to apply a lot of rubbing alchohol after the abrasion treatment to prevent infection.

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>>727886656
serious meat curtains on that bitch

>>727876101
Pearly penile papules are totally harmless, the only reason to get rid of them is cosmetics and after the laser treatment your dick would probably look worn out and worse. Not that it matters since nobody will even see OPs dick.

>>727886656

dembo ears big

>>727888110
Hehe that's funny, do your mom tell you that joke?

Someone have it and get rid of it? I'm despertate my mans

C'mon don't let thread die

>>727876101
it's normal and girls don't give a fuck about em. you are clearly a kissless virgin fuck

>>727876463
its not an illness and its actually very common

>>727890443
Of course I am, and is bc of this shit that i have in my dick, it's like a vicious cycle

Pop them

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>>727876101
Your going to die OP, make peace with it..

>>727876101
laser surgery is the only way. i had them too. the dermatologyst laserd them away. two sessions. pretty uncomfortable. 2 weeks no fapfapfap...

>>727876101
just kill yourself and you dont have to deal with them

>>727891055
Suicide is an alternative of course, in fact I think of death everyday, super edgy I know but is true

>>727880740
It's an evolutionary trait, basically the leftover of something most mammals do have. I have it too, only minimal though (unnoticable), but they are there for everyone.

I wouldn't worry about it.

>>727876101
Dude i have them, im not circumzised btw and i have a sex partner who doesnt even care about it so dont worry, anyway ir you fuck someday or get oral sex and you are afraid just use a condom she wont notice shit good luck boii, its completely normal btw i think females like the feel of those things.

>>727891249
Thanks my man, wish me luck

>>727876101
cheese grater

Op here, someone still lurking?

>>727891370
Good luck boy we're all brothers in this.

>>727876101
Ive got the little fuckers too exactly like pic related, dont worry about them just speak to your girlfriend about it and explain what it is, if shes too dumb or cant be arsed listening shes not worth the time, i spoke to mine about it and shes not interested either way

>>727891643
Good advice my man, but I don't have gf, mostly because this same problem. I literally can't speak to grill without thinking in this shit and that all ways destroy my self-esteem

>>727879595
No woman would be able to feel small nodules like that. You're just trying to make yourself feel better about your disgusting condition.

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>>727876101
Uncutfag detected.
Enjoy your deformed wormcock faggot.

>>727876101
lurk moar
every year this thread again. It's normal you fags

>>727893328
>growths on your cock
>normal
such is life for wormcocks

>>727892910
That's a lie, of course it can be feel if don't why even exist the textured condoms?

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>>727893146
>natural form of a penis
>deformed

>>727893625
Face it. Your dick is disgusting fam.

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>>727893908
The grills seem to like it

>>727894042
Doubt it. Unless you're a filthy eurocuck, then you've got other problems.

>>727876101
I had one of them, but already get ride of them and i didnt get any laser surgery etc. Just use some "burning" medicine like any anti yeast infection. Burn this shit out. Took me 3 days

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

you can get them removed by a cosmetic skin specialist - they will laser them off.

I have them too, they're not a big deal, just a normal skin variance like attached/non-attached earlobes, freckles, moles etc.

Don't worry about it.

If you're a real nigger, you'll cut them off one by one like I did with a pair of toenail clippers.

hurts like a bitch and bleeds like crazy.

>>727876315
I have them too, its not bad at all actually. Its not as noticeable as in the pics you have to foucs to notices them. mine are smaller and uniform

As a bonus the gf says its a good stimulus for the vagina its rubs it good. For all we know this is a evolutionary trait that helps you breed over the other males

>>727878560
dudes dick has a sea urchine looking ring around it, much bigger problem than getting drunk and snipping your extra

Had it years ago, some virus, got some blue liquid to put on it, dissapeared after a week.

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>>727894685
you're confused and this post is bullshit.

>>727895264
prove it

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>>727895620
prove what?

>>727895354
maybe let SOMEONE ELSE snip it after getting drunk!!

>>727895264
Pics or didn't happen

>>727895700
>If you're a real nigger, you'll cut them off one by one like I did with a pair of toenail clippers.
>hurts like a bitch and bleeds like crazy.


this!

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>>727895725

what part of my post didn't happen?

>>727876101
I have them on my shaft but not as bad as that. They come and go and for some reason they come back when I masturbate too hard, or is this just me?

I had them throughout my teenage years and they started fading. They came back one time after I fapped hard, and spread from the shaft to the foreskin.

Never had them on my tip tho.

>>727876230
just be glad you don't have penile bridges covering half your damn head....

Man that must be a pussy repeller.

>>727876515
tooth paste works if you put a good amount on

>>727896084
You have tried this?

>>727878560
Lol butthurt smegmadick

Pfft I thought I had those, turns out it's HPV sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>727895788
jesus, I just cut them off years ago when I was in my early 20's. I'm in my 30s now, the head of my cock looks much better, I never took photos, this was in the mid 2000's when I did it.

>>727877551
>would you dump a girl just because she has big labia minora???
Yes, and I have. Looking for some tight cunt, not butchered roast beef.

I got them on the shaft of my dick and they spread to the foreskin of the dick.

My doctor told me these can be caused by tugging your willy too hard without lubrication. I did that all the time and I have them. Girls also apparantly get these too.

>>727890593
That's why I used the exclamation marks.
I have a little too.

I use that stuff that removes warts. Works great, burns a bit but will make all the unwanted stuff fall off.

My GF's vagina has these all over. Is that bad?

>>727896591
>exclamation marks.
*quotation marks

>>727896584
Cont

Forgot to mention because they're glands, you literally dry them out by masturbating without lube, further resulting in more papules.

If you're really concerned about the appearance get then lasered or try a cream.

>>727896443
booo

and you throw that bitch in the streets once shes 20

>>727896701
Those are genital warts. That's something else entirely my poor child.

>>727896701
Never heard of

masurbate with abraisive skin cleaner sold for acne treatment. You will cum in buckets and have a perfectly smooth penis. Reapply often.

The abrasive acne treatment is also good for anal smoothing. Stick it up your ass with a finger or carrot until smooth as silk.

>>727876101
Sandpaper

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>>727896924
>>727896873
>>727896860
>>727896701
>>727896598
>>727896584
>>727896566
>>727896411
>>727896084
>>727896159
>>727895865

these are levels of autism we've never encountered before.

>>727897088
This.

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>>727897088

more autism

I also have these fucks and I want to try laser but I am scared it will fuck up my sensitivity

Nasty

Get a doctor or get a 6 years girl suck on it. Either of these ways will heal it. You choose. I know.

>>727876101
I have pearly penile papules or ppp and tbh the best thing to do is just live with it. If you are willing to do laser surgery do that, but I'm good.

>>727897320
You've obviously never did research or consulted a doctor about your dick cheese you stinky faggot

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>>727876101

Just visit the medicine shop and say you got infection on your feet and use that creame on your dick..

i have them too but not nearly as bad as in the picture, i only have like 7 papules and they're small

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>>727896701
HOLY KEK LOST

>>727898124
its not an infection you tard

>>727898181
Name?

>>727898322
Chloe Salpa

>>727876515
Tried it, burned my dick and no results. Don't try
Couldn't fap for a week

>>727898344
Thx Fam<3

For those of you who are circumcised, where do you come from?
I'm European and nobody is really fussed about it either way here, most are uncut and nobody really considers it 'ugly' either way, aside from those who have a problem with genitalia in general.

You guys do seem to make a big deal over these trivial things, is there a possibility that you've become a little bit disconnected from the reality of the situation? Or is this a culturally held belief in modern America for instance?

I have the condition listed in the OP, albeit very mildly so, I've never had a problem with it and of the 20/30 people I have had sex with, no one has noticed/mentioned it, so it can't be that big of a deal...

>>727898835
Based
/thread

>>727898835
Op here, I'm not from the estates, I'm from Paraguay

>>727876101
Gender reassignment surgery should do the trick.

>>727876101
that means the skin on your dicks hasn't molted and you must remove it manually

>>727876101

they are pleasing worms. Worms. if you like them buy them 20% off at your local life mart. Insane treatment cancer cure never seen before

this explains what you need to know
https://vimeo.com/210862415

>>727899282
What?

>>727898655
You are a degenerate.
https://youtu.be/8sh9vYu4i5c

have had this before... easy solution apple cider vineger on cottonball wipe 3 times per day for 1 week and gone they go

>>727876220
this

>>727899355
you must rip off the skin on your penis

don't worry it'll grow back

>>727899403
Just regular vinegar?

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>>727899516

>>727899516
WTF dude

>>727899608
what?

>>727893403
Those are bigger knobs than that. You just got a disgusting dick.

>>727898181
wtf wayyyyy hot chick with... a dick

wont bother reading other replies.

I myself have these "spots".
Consulting a doctor many years ago, i was told that they are "pearly penile papules", and are perfectly natural and normal.
Created due to something overproducing something, oil glands, whatever.
Also, try stretching your lips in front of a mirror, and you should probably have the same thing there, "inside" your lips.
My wife actually likes them, so honestly, no reason to mutilate yourself with treatment.

>>727900184
also, i have waaaaaaay more than OP's pic.
can prove if needed.