lets get a story/green text about when you found a drunk girl

I found a drunk girl at a party, put a blanket over her while she snored on the couch, then drank what was left of her Woodstocks. She woke up the next morning asking what happened to them and my mates said "you drank them all, don't you remember?"

I love my mates.

>>727876047
wtf is up with that arm?

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>>727875811
Bumper

>>727875811
you can leave when you eat these
>hand her a bowl of eggs
kek

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>>727876255
ALL the eggs.

>>727876243
That's rancid

>>727876312
I basically did this to my friend's ex girlfriend.

I ended up telling her we made out that night a few days later and she said she wish she could remember it. So i went over and fucked her raw.

>>727876243
That's what I'm talking about

>I am hard as fuck

Too lazy to green text but
Fingered a 10/10 in a packed hotel room after partying all night while she was asleep, came in my hard then rubbed my cum into her vag.
Got a bj from another girl while her sister was passed out drunk next to us. Pitch black room, fingered sister was shot my wad down the other sisters throat.
Fingered another passed out girls asshole and jerked off during another party.

>>727876539
Its on heavy-r dot com. Audio helps. I get gard, cum, and then feel like shit.

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>At old college roommate's place staying for a weekend in city.
>Meet his hot as fuck wife
>Hang out and have general good times with them, learn all about them. Including that they are currently trying to have a kid.
>Saturday night comes and we have larger group of friend over to house. Tons of drinking
>late in evening several drunk friends and some wives get in hot tub, continue drinking.
>Old roommate gets hammered and passes out on couch
>some heavy flirting in tub but late and drunk clears place by around 2 a.m.
>buddy's very drunk wife is topless and hammered, asks help getting up stairs
>passes out in bed, i check out pussy.
>drunk/horny convinces me to fuck her.
>dump buckets of cum in pussy
>go down and carry passed out friend up to bed, strip him, and then passout on couch.
>next day everyone hungover, no one seems to remember much after midnight.
>Find out 4 months later that his wife is pregnant, time lines up... kid may be mine.

Pic kinda related (this girl looks just like her)

>>727876806
Shit, now I'm curious. Vid name?

>>727876810
>he's never got his friend's wife pregnant before

>>727876999
Checcccccccccccccked

Bump for interest

>>727875811
>>727876255
These digits are checked, carry on.

>>727876222
>>727876999
STOP RIGHT THERE DIGIT THIEF! YOU HAVE ACQUIRED ILLEGAL TRIPS. HAND THEM OVER, NOW!!!

>>727876999
https://www.heavy-r.com/video/131713/Drunk_Teen_Raped/

>>727877197
Topkek9000

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>>727876327

>>727876573
watch out! Its bullshit man and his amazing power of speaking bullshit!

>>727877215
Ehh, sound is as hot as I thought. Sad, but she does have nice cans.

>>727877197
>>727876999

Oh fuck, I got them trips.

>>727877342
How so?

Found a passed out girl on my lawn in college. Took her inside and fucked her on the floor then when done found her phone and called her mom to pick her up.

>>727875811
Helped her to a bed, took her booze and continued to enjoy my night.

Passed out women are not attractive, unless you're a rapist of course.

>>727876243
sauce ?

>>727877315
Kek

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>>727875811
I was the one that got fucked
>Be 16y/o, barely experience non virgin
>Get trashed at a party
>2 guys, 2 girls
>1 hot girl and her fat friend
>Blackout
>Wakeup between fat girl's thighs
>Ohfuck.jpg
>Too drunk to react properly
>She sucks my dick
>Notbad
>Become fuckbuddies
>Feel like beta for fucking landwhale
>She develops feelings for me
>Ohfuck.jpg
>I'm sorry.
>Oh well. TFW.

>>727875811
What if I'm the one who made her pass out?

>>727875811
visit rarescandals . xyz
site is legit if you are going to hell like me, rarely faux content

>>727878750
Kek'd

>>727878888
Wow a thread full of sand nigger rapists. I hope Putin barrel bombs all your families pathetic rapist scum

>>727877315
But that's not a bowl

>>727878359
Get a load of this normie

>18
>at party
>girl ive been trying to get with drunk next to me on couch
>puts her mouth around my penis
>vomits immediately
>i stand up immediately
>she faceplants into a pile of vomit on the floor
>fuck her on the lawn after she gets cleaned up

>>727876243
That's about as rapey as rape gets.

>>727876243
That's why you always fuck em doggy..at least you won't get any puke on you

>>727879792
Meh, she was asking for it

>>727879939
Yeah, but I have been known to vomit on the backs of the girls I had drunk doggy sex with.

>>727877315
KEK all the porn by the tv

>>727879991
> "I said no"
> "Sorry, I don't speak puke"

>>727880308
Well that's her problem and it really sux for her...lol

>>727880422
Shit, except for the naked chick it's the perfect beta pad.

>>727880458
I kept telling them that it meant we were officially fuck buddies.

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drunk girl in my hotel room

>>727880630
You from Florida?

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>>727880704

nope

>>727875811
>Be 21
>Got super wasted at party
>Raped by two guys
>Mostly my own fault
>Moved on

It's not that bad unless you allow it to get to you. Mind over matter.

>>727880954
wtf

>>727880954

sooo, if i rape you it's ok then.

>>727880954
You should have told them you weren't gay.

>>727880954
Thats not how its supposed to work at all

>>727880954
you mean you got drunk and fucked 2 guys at the same time, regretted it the next day, then convinced yourself it was rape later, probably with the help of your feminist hambeast "supportive" friend.

spew that bullshit anywhere else, but not here. it won't work

>>727880954
but you were drunk! it wasn't your fault. you should report the rape and ruin their lives forever by sending them to prison!

>>727880954
Post tits

>>727878750
no shame in fucking trash for you're first experience anon, you get people drunk enough to talk about their first time and you'll find most people fucked anything to lose the v-card.

>>727881070
No, but I mean I'll survive it.

>>727881081
lol

>>727881115
It's only because we're supposed to be annihilated emotionally, but you can ignore that.

Truth is being raped sucks but isn't too terrible.

>>727881120
Er... No. That isn't rape.

>I was 18 and starting second year of University (I had skipped a grade and started at 17).
>Didn't want to be bothered with cooking, or have to pay for food, so took advantage of full ride scholarship to remain in on-campus dorms for my second year where we had a cafeteria.
>Get set up on date with new girl, freshman.
>First date, she was all over me.
>She couldn't get my dick out fast enough to suit her.
>Ask her age, luckily she'd just turned 18 right before the school year started so game on!
>She turned out to be insatiable.
>She was kinda needy so basically after that one date I had an instantly inherited a girlfriend.
>I had a high libido, even for an 18yo guy, horny 24/7, but I couldn't keep up with this kinky, horny girl.
>First date she had her top off and we were making out and she gave me a handjob.
>Second date she was dry humping me, then having me finger her inside her panties and gave me a BJ.
>Third date, she was asking me to rub my dick in her slit and begging me to play "just the tip" with her.
>As we play just the tip, and I inevitably progress to ball slapping full-on penetration (like usually happens during "just the tip"), she says something surprising to me.
>She was raised religious so she made me promise I wouldn't let her "have sex" with me no matter how bad she wanted it.
>I was thinking "WTF my dick is IN you right now"
>For whatever fucked up reason she thought it was "moral" to do absolutely ANYTHING sexual with me that she wanted, except stick my dick in her AND finish to completion while buried balls deep.
>Anything short of jizzing while FULLY inserted inside her pussy and as far as she was concerned, she was still a virgin.
>Umm, OK whatever.exe.
>I guess I'll finish on the outside.
>Nope. jpg
>She wants me to finish in her (made sure she was on the pill before "just the tip"), just not with my dick ALL THE WAY in her.

cont...

>>727881313
this

>>727879061
So shall it be.

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Fucked this girl when I was at a party at her friend's house. It was an only girl party and they were all pretty drunk, this girl calls me and says I should come over so I do and when I get there I bring her in a bedroom, I take off her clothes and she goes doggy on the bed and I start fucking her. I was about to cum inside her and the party host barges in and stares at the scene confused.. the chick I was fucking drags her on the bed and takes off her clothes and they start making out, I almost cum but I force myself to not fap. However they stop making out and they start sucking my cock, I cum inside other chick's mouth. As I rest myself the blonde one starts giving oral to the other and once I'm ready again I start fucking her as she licks the other chick's pussy. I get tired of fucking her so I start pounding the other one but she starts begging me to use a condom, I'm too horny to give a fuck and I keep fucking her while the blonde touches herself watching the scene. I pull out and cum on her stomach and the blonde cleans everything with her tongue.

>>727876222
yeah what the fuck? did they deflate her arm? if so thats fucked up. Rape is one thing, but draining the blood, bones and muscle from a drunk chicks arm is fucked up

>>727881217
Nah that's shit, they shouldn't have done it and I shouldn't have gotten into that situation. Like if I left my door unlocked and got robbed.

>>727881313
Stay thirsty.

>>727881382
And on this episode of "FINAL FANTASY"

>>727880954
So you're a guy fantasising.

>>727881341
i'm reading

1-2mg of clonazolam and she's yours for the next 12 hours ;)

>>727881776
More?

>>727881341
more

ITT: rape

>>727882092
Yep :-)

A friend of mine had invited me over to watch movies, play video games and more, and since there were supposed to be other women there I brought my sister with me. We got there early and it was just him and a few of his friends (all guys), he said everyone else would be coming later so we all sat down and had some drinks. They'd put something in our drinks and neither of us really remember much of what happened after we blacked out. It was pretty clear what happened after we woke up but both of us were still kind of out of it. The guys didn't really try to hide what had happened either. My sister and I cleaned up and went home, got plan B the next day. My sister and I do our best to avoid him, but he's got a lot of friends in common with me so it's been difficult

>>727881566
my fucking sides

>>727880954
>Mind over matter

If you don't mind it doesn't matter

>>727881332
Yeah, this is true I think, rape is terrible, but that doesn't mean rape victims are supposed to be like fucking PTSD war vets and can't even talk about it.

>>727876047
Story?

>>727882166
that sucks anon. sorry to hear that.

>>727881341

>So third date I bust a nut in her pussy and she is ecstatic.
>It is so easy to make this girl cum.
>I'm having fun fucking around with her, enjoying having a fucktoy.
>All I have to put up with is her insane definition of virginity, and NEVER finish with my dick buried all the way inside. I mean, I can be halfway in, short stroking it, and she's fine with that. Weird.
>Start to realize she's a little bit nuts.
>One day she cums when I was getting close myself.
>Her pussy clamps down so hard on it it nearly made me cum instantly, I pulled back just in time.
>Start to suspect she'll call it rape if she even thinks I was fully buried inside her when I bust a nut.
>I start playing it careful and only cum on the outside.
>After a few times of this she's getting pissed off about it so I admit I'm worried about accidentally cumming while in deep. I admit she makes me a bit nervous.
>So finally she admits to me she is biploar and a legitimate nympho, as in actual medically diagnosed conditions that she was taking meds for.
>The lithium did nothing to tame her constant hornyness whenever she's in her manic phase, or if it did, I'd be afraid to see it at full force.
>I've been told many times not to stick my dick in crazy, so I start to distance myself from her, eventually dump her within a couple weeks.
>She flips the fuck out and starts stalking me.
>I end up needing to get surgery for reasons unrelated to her.
>I'm in bed in my dorm, drugged all to hell.
>She asks the resident assistant if he'll let her in my room to "care for me".
>He refuses, but then gives in when she gives him a handjob.
>She comes in my room, sucks my dick till its hard them climbs on me and rides my dick..
>I'm trying to push her off me because I know whatever guy busts a nut deep inside her she'll decide she's lost her virginity to him and as far as she's concerned, he has to marry her.
>I'm so out of it I can't push her off me.
cont...

>>727882259

it is terrible, but it helps to talk about it I think

also it helped me that my bf and his friends kicked the shit out of the asshole who did it

>>727882541
>also it helped me that my bf and his friends kicked the shit out of the asshole who did it

Well that's good, I think most guys who aren't awful humans would do the same.

>>727882166
If you told people, it would ruin him, not you. You probably shouldn't, but just know that you have the power here, you don't need to feel intimidated by the cunt.

>>727877315

So fucking funny but the effect is ruined by not serving the eggs in a bowl

>So close to perfect/10

>>727881341
Nice fam. Moar

>>727882634

yeah, must be bad if you don't know who the guy is

>>727882473
go on

>>727877315
Why the fuck did he give her that big ass spoon for some fucking eggs. Wtf nigga?

>>727882391
Ever thought about going to the Police? And for curiosity reasons, are you a male ore female?

>>727882473
Ummm nope. You lost my interest.

>>727882473
Laim

>>727882811
Even if I knew 'em. I think Femanon's bf may have known them too. At least that's what I figured. Usually, most people know their friends SO's, so it's not too unusual.

>>727882683
Unfortunately I live in a small-ish town and his family is very influential and powerful here.

>>727882925
I've thought about it but didn't for the reason above and because our police have a really bad track record with handling sexual assault. Female.

>>727881813
lolnope

>>727882182
I mean that's basically right

>>727882259
Deffo. It wasn't fun but I mean I'm fine.

>>727882541
Why are you answering as me?

Saw a girl at a party being sad. went over there and asked wot was wrong. Told me she had a crush on a guy who was making out on the couch with some slut. Got her drunk as fuck + emotional. Took her up to the bathroom and busted a nut in her mouth.

>>727883106
nice copy pasta, i had read the same story and the same answer some time ago.

>>727875811
>Found drunk girl at party, still consious
>Went home by myself didn't have the balls to talk to her
>Week later at another party my friend takes her to bed, didn't use a rubber... pull and pray
>Glad I didn't fuck that skank

>>727876573
Why rub cum into her?

>>727883254
Yeah, same person.

>>727883254
Your mom is pasta

>>727882473
>I nut in her. I remember it distinctly despite the haze of the meds I'm taking while recovering from surgery, I just remember dread.
>She's laying on top of me and crying with "joy" and talking about our future together. It's all a haze, I'm so out of it.
>In my drug induced haze I have horrifying visions of having to choose between before forced to marry and spend my life with this hot but insane beast, or having my life ruined as she makes a false rape claim against me.
>The drugs make this horror very intense for me.
>I feel trapped and wish I could cry but my eyes are dry.
>It's only later that I realize the word for what happened was "rape". I'd been raped.
>I understood that technically guys can be raped by women, but usually when you think of a guy getting raped, it's assraped.
>It felt weird calling it rape, even though that's what it was.
>It still feels weird, and it's been many years.
>The physical "rape" itself wasn't unpleasant. She was hot as hell and knew how to ride a dick.
>It was just the emotional horror of feeling like I was trapped into a future where I'd never escape her.
>I eventually manage to rid myself of her, but it was a nerve wracking experience.
>I don't feel traumatized by having been raped, but the whole process of "escaping" from our relationship was hair raising.

TLDR:
LOL, I was raped by an 8/10 hot chick while under the influence of drugs.

>>727876810
>Be Me
>Wife and I are trying to have a baby
>After many failed attempts, start to give up
>Fertility doctor runs a test and discovers that I'm sterile
>feelsadman.jpg
>Remember my old college roomate
>Type of anon who would sleep with his friend's girl no questions asked
>Stage a whole party with a lot of tits and ass showing
>Notice he is staring at my wife
>Decide to pass out and hope for the best
>Later on, he comes and takes me upstairs
>4 months later, wife is pregnant
>Everything went according to plan.

>>727883372
Why are they influental?

>>727882473
go on

>>727876573
What are you?
A fucking Kennedy?

>>727883432
kek

>>727883411
Got a pic of grill?

>Found a good friend passed out in a room at a party when we were in high school.
>Some guy got her hella drunk with an eye towards getting his buddies together to run a train on her.
>Pick her up and move her to a closet to hide.
>Group comes back and starts yelling about girl being gone.
>Stay quiet and hide.
>Pissed off would be rapists finally leave.
>Sneak her out and drive to an old campground so she can sober up.
>Next monday assholes put the word out my life is over, somebody saw me sneak her out.
>She tells me not to worry, she has help coming.
>Her uncle who rides with a gang hits town with some buddies.
>Suddenly the assholes are not interested in me at all.
>I get given a jacket and a phone number in case I ever need anything.
>30 Years ago that happened and I still have the jacket, I get texted a new number from time to time.
>The girl? She still drops in occasionally, still cute as a button, fwb when she's unattached.

>>727883432
gtfo liar

>>727883684
Pic of jacket? I'm intrested.

>>727883835
This

>>727883705
NO, REALLY?

>>727883835
Probably biker gang

>>727879061
Remember that you were probably born out of a rape.

>>727883684
holy shit you are the biggest white knight douchebag on the planet. or a liar. either way, kys

tell the truth, how many times did you tell her m'lady throughout the proccess.

>>727876573
>virgin detected

>>727883937
Yea possible. Still wonder what it looks like.

>>727883486
They're rich and have been here since the town was founded. They're sort of an institution around here.

>>727884013
Now dudes are white Knights for preventing rape? Lol retards galore

>>727884013
>bitter virgin alert

>>727883639
Nah man, this was many years ago.
She was brunette, brown eyes, sultry look, about 125 lbs, reasonably fit, C cups.

When we were dating it was some of the hottest fucking around I've ever had in my life, even to this day. She just happened to rape me that one time after we broke up because she was fucking insane and didn't want to lose me.

>>727884013

Dang dude why you mad the person did a good thing. Were you one of the dudes that got rape cock-blocked?

>>727884013
Sounds like he saved their lives and got the rewards out of it. And you're mad you can't fap to his story.

>>727884013
Delete your post. You sound super lame.

>>727883684
cute

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>>727878750
Found the culprit

Pic related (I feel that's what she looked like)

>>727884223
firstly, jesus christ this board is dead. there is almost no resemblance to what it once was. you guys should seriously just fuck off back to facebook or wherever you came from, or at least stay here. stay off other boards they aren't for you.

second, read that fucking story again you idiots. he's assuming those faggots were going to rape that chick, and guess what. i bet those faggots thought he was carting her off to rape her. he hid with a drunk chick in a closet, then dragged her away to what a park(i forget to lazy to go read again) or wherever. i bet everyone thought he was the creepy rapist. and he may well have been in that story.

but seriously, go back where you came from you whiteknight wannabe retards.

>>727883589
underrated post

>>727884634
Yeah, I'm gonna agree with>>727884223
Sounds like you got cock blocked faggot.

>>727881776
Sauce and story? Some of these need sound.

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>>727883684
>given a jacket
>and a phone
>get a new number texted from time to time

>yfw you're the retard that didn't go off

>>727884634
Nice attempt trying to put a moral spin on your outrage. You want the guy to kill himself because you can't jerk off to his story.

>>727884634

You better backpedal faster than that retard. No one cares what you think about an imageboard on the internet.

>>727883432
So how did you get his semen from your colon to your wife's uterus?

>>727885037
>>727885131

I just pray to god you stay on the teenager board. i know you won't, but i can still hope. at least your predecessors weren't sjw's. you have to go back

>>727885203
Teehee so clever!

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>>727883835
Catholics don't like someone messing their monopoly.

>>727885292

>whines about some dude helping someone out from getting raped
>backpedals acting like it was a misunderstanding
>claims others are teenagers

>>727882634
Yeah, it's kinda bullshit that society says that you're supposed to be broken after the experience, which just makes people who aren't affected by it not want to talk about it because then you are going to be labeled as a denier or hysterical.

>>727884954
The cable management pleases me

>>727885493
Yeah. Definitely a movie prop or something, no sand nigger does it that high quality.

>"I felt guilty once, but she woke up half through"

/b/motto

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>>727883684
>given a jacket
>Suddenly the assholes are not interested in me at all

>>727885605
I have never felt remorse or guilt. I do what I do. In many ways, I'm doing society a favor.

>>727884954
>ood friend passed out in a room at a party when we were in high school.
>>Some guy got her hella drunk with an eye towards getting his buddies together to run a train on her.
>>Pick her up and move her to a closet to hide.
>>Group comes back and starts yelling about girl being gone.
>>Stay quiet and hide.
>>Pissed off would be rapists finally leave.
>>Sneak her out and drive to an old campground so she can sober up.
>>Next monday assholes put the word out my life is over, somebody saw me sneak her out.
>>She tells me not to worry, she has help coming.
>>Her uncle who rides with a gang hits town with some buddies.
>>Suddenly the assholes are not interested in me at all.
>>I get given a jacket and a phone number in case I ever need anything.
>>30 Years ago that happened and I still have the jacket, I get texted a new n
ultra kek

>>727885597
yea, i found it from some movie prop website. Hopefully that keeps of off of the bad lists associated with googling "bomb jacket"

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>>727885362
As a Saints Alumni, I find this hilarious.

>>727885726
Watch out for all the edge

>>727885292
Just own up to it. You wanted the girl to get ravaged. You would have come out looking better if you stuck to your guns. You keep flip flopping from rapist supporter, to sjw, to /b/ OG...

>>727884569

I would fuck the living shit out of pam anyday

>>727886107


Because she grew up on a farm?

>>727884954
Heheh.

Dead thread is dead, bunch of faggot white knights crying in here now

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>>727884013
Hey. Fuck you buddy.

>>727886554
>He still mad

Lmao

>>727881341
This killed me, cracked up out loud while masturbating. Thanks anon, god people are so funny. Was she protestant or catholic, did you ever find out?

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>>727884013

>>727886598
A shame that's my first post in here. Go ahead, quote me and the person you think I am and I'll screen cap for you. If you're mad he is calling you out for white knighting, I'm siding with him.

>>727881597
Well said

>>727886765
I have nothing to prove, you guys are the cranky ones lmao

>>727884214
so how did you get rid of her? Im curious

>>727877315
why is the toaster not in the kitchen?

>>727883432
Yeah maybe except they now have 3 total kids. Luckily hubby and I are "average caucasian" look-wise.

That or I just didn't get invited to the next two parties.

>>727886765

Why you mad as fuck bb. Can't get your dick off?

>>727886899
Firstly, it's all made up cap stories, second, you're the one getting pissed your fake stories are getting white knighted. No one came in here expecting acts of heroism, we wanted a good yank but instead got summer fags every where

>>727883411
This cracked me up so much and at the same time I can totally sympathize. Had my own emotionally bizarre raped by a woman who I didn't want to have sex with, but it's not nearly as funny. Thanks for sharing this, best thing I'd read on 4chan in ages.

>>727887069
I'm one of the "white knights" you're talking about you tard. I've literally not posted anything even slightly upset. Mostly just lolling at people getting as upset as you are lmao.

>>727880954
>It's not that bad unless you allow it to get to you. Mind over matter.
like cutting your thighs and ruining those gorgeous legs?

>>727875811
Where's your story? Oh wait, you've never been to a party, have you OP?

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>>727876222
cell raped her

>why are all women sluts nowadays I can't marry any of them Bc they're all whores
>get girls drunk to fuck them

I invited an old high school friend (platonic) a few years after graduation. Everyone got blackout drunk and I went to sleep in the guest bed promised to me. She was already sleeping in it but since we'd been friends for a while I knew she wouldn't be mad if I slept there too. Drunk me went into autopilot I guess and I stripped down to my boxers as usual. I'm asleep for about an hour when I wake up to the bed moving around. She was trying to flop my semi inbetween her legs as she was facing me with her pants pulled down to her thighs
>Why she didn't try to get it in from behind or above I'll never know
She sees me wake up and starts panicking, saying it wasn't her fault, it had just flopped out from the unbuttoned front, etc etc
She's almost crying and sees I'm not buying it and is begging me to still be friends with her, she's had a crush on me for so long she couldn't help herself, blah blah blah.
I decide to just got for it so her sobbing doesn't wake up other guys and pull my boxers down and let it flip out hard and hit her partially undressed pussy/hip area. There is zero hesitation from her and she literally dives down and starts inhaling my cock like its her last meal

Con't?

>>727882166
>but he's got a lot of friends in common with me so it's been difficult
sounds like you should stop buying drugs then

>>727887395
Is this true?

>>727886786
Thanks anon

>>727887340
lol no, that would be letting it get to me :P

>Be loner most of my life
>Have literally 2 friends
>Both are socially adjusted
>Graduate college and convince mom to finally let me throw a party
>Socially adjusted friends invite a bunch of people over so it's not lame.
>Some super cute 9/10 chicks come over.
>Mom is all excited because she's never seen a girl at my house.
>Party is just chill and girls are talking about leaving
>My cousin(also well adjusted) but is 30 starts goading the girls
>Tells them they don't know how to party, how they are too young
>Girls fall for trap and start bragging
>Cousin busts out a huge bottle of tequila and challenges them to 16 rounds
>Basically for next 3 hours take a shot ever few min.
>Everyone is getting plastered
>Parents don't say shit
>9/10 girl gets too drunk and throws up.
>Cousin strategically lays her down in my room to rest
>Cousin convinces her friend that she'll be alright
>Party dies down and everyone leaves
>Go back to my room to find passed out 9/10 qt in my bed.
>Climb in bed and think for about 3 hours in drunken haze how to escalate things with qt
>She rolls over on me and holds onto me
>Decide to take off pants
>Don't have the balls to go any further so I pass out
>Wake up next to QT
>Asks why anon's pants are off
>Tell her I was hot and that I normally sleep nakkid because it's my bed
>MFW she rolls over and says "Do you want to fuck"
>Anon process's what she says for a moment then responds "Fuck yeah"
>She climbs on top and asks if I have condom
>Realize I don't
>She asks if I have anything
>Tell her no
>She says it's ok she's on the pill and proceeds to fuck the shit out of me
>Tells me no kissing
>Cum buckets in 30 sec
>Manage to keep a hard on for 8 more min until I see my dad walk past my bedroom window as he is cleaning up the yard
>I freak out and roll over
>She ask's whats wrong and I tell her and she agrees to stop.
>Try to talk to her, but she's not interested
>6 weeks later she calls me tells me she is pregnant
cont.

>go to party
>wasted
>qt 3.14 starts dancing with me
>go back to her place
>get awesome bj--swallows
>want more she takes off her pants
>trap/10
>fuck him anyways
>fuck trap for months
Definitely super gay to do but now I have the fetish and still fuck traps occasionally.

>>727887627
>not to worried when she tells me because I graduated college and she is hot
>she tells me she's not sure what to do because she also had sex with her ex
>her ex wants her to abort it
>I tell her to keep it
>She decides to keep it
>Baby pops out and looks like her ex
>Still sad some days that it wasn't mine and I couldnt keep taping that ass.
>Find out one of my socially adjusted friend fucked my sister in his car
>Not pissed because my sister is a maneater

>>727887602
>lol no, that would be letting it get to me :P
so what'd you get at taco belle?

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>>727882171
shit they got him too

>have AIDS
>gave this little ho AIDS
>loved every second of it, took that bitch's virginity, I love virgins
>didn't know I was positive at the time
>yeeears later
>be 17
>bitch finds out she has AIDS and runs her stupid ass all over the city trying to find me
>trying to stop me from fuckin this other real young virgin (like 13 or some shit) so I don't give her AIDS (I still don't know I have it)
>she catches up to me at this party but can't find me cuz I'm taking that little ho's v-card in the dudes parents room hahahaaaaaaaa
>probably give her AIDS too lmao, second virgin of the day boiiiiiiii!
>chick that was trying to find me passes out cuz she's dumb and took some pills at a rave
>buddy straight fucks her passed out at 5 am, legs up and everything
>he got the same AIDS I gave that bitch's to begin with
>LMFAO!!!!!
>fuckin kids man

>What happened?

>>727887949
wut

>>727886918
I had to move, basically go into hiding.
Eventually she found some other poor shitbag to latch onto.
I had thought it was over but it turned out she was just biding her time, waiting for me to come around and go back to her, the poor schlep she hooked up with after me was just to give her someone to fuck around with in the meantime.
When I later got married to someone else years later, this chick went apeshit. According to a friend I know who kept in touch with her she went catatonic for days after she found out I got married to someone else, then tried to kill herself.

>>727888360
Sounds about right, did she get over it at that point?

>>727887272
Glad to have helped. At least someone got some benefit from my fucked up dating history.

>>727888332

You watched the movie "kids"

>>727888528
Definitely!

>>727888552
so im not the only one who thinks that

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>>727875811
>take girl to my place after drinking all night
>huge titties, 9/10 face
>she climbs in bed and passes out
>put blanket over her and let her sleep
>fucking a passed out chick is fucking stupid, where is the fun in that you retards.
>woke next morning, she was grateful I didn't fuck her while she was passed out
>best head I ever got, by far
>fucked her hard and she loved it. Now she won't stop calling.
>maybe I should have just fucked her while she was passed out...

>I crawled in bed with a good friend from high school when she was passed out after a party.
>She woke up in the middle of the night and figured out it was me, and took her clothes off.
>She made me take mine off and snuggle up to and fell back to sleep.
>The next morning she thanked me for keeping her company.
>She still can't believe I did fuck her, she knows I didn't, she just can't believe it

>>727888528
Yeah, I did undergrad at mit in the early 2000s, everybody was super fucked up, it was the only kind of dating available, kind of makes me nostalgic.

>>727887395
>>727887591
yep, i'll look for a pic if I can

So she blowing me so aggressively that it's not all that enjoyable and my drunk brain knows she's wasted and will puke on my cock unless I stop this. I pull her up and slow her down and finish taking off her pants and kiss her and lick her a bit.
>she's so wet I can't really feel her
keep fucking her and she keeps stopping me to have me lick her. At this point I'm sobering up enough to remember/feel bad that I have a GF. I'm already fucking her bareback and listening to her gush about how long she's waited for this and how good it is, etc so I know I'm kinda committed to finishing at this point.
>tell her I have a GF, sorry if its weird but we need to keep this between us
She's totally cool with it, even gets into it after a while
>"I'm not even here, you can tell your girlfriend whatever you want about tonight"
>"Does it turn you on to be a dirty litlle cheater?"
and finally escalating to
>"we can be FWB, fuck me whenever you want and I'll never tell"

She's still sloppy wet and we keep fucking, then she starts to babble on about how she has a boyfriend too and doesn't mind cheating on him.
>"He even fucked me this morning, and I'm going to make him fuck me when I get home in the morning"

She wanted him to have my sloppy seconds, so I busted in her and fell asleep and left early in the AM. It took me a few days to realize but I'm sure if she didn't make me wear a condom she doesn't make her boyfriend. Her wetness was probably that poor fuckers cum from their fuck that morning.

TL;DR Ask some questions before fucking random drunk chicks, you may not be the first one in there that day

>p.s. Sloppy seconds feels really good until you find out about it

>>727888552
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113540/


This one?

>>727883432
How you going to explain the really dark skin color?

>>727888836
yep

>>727888332
virgin detected

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>>727875811
>was invited to some birthday party
>some gurls are here
>one of the gurl is paying attention to me
>i know she has a bf, so i just skip it
>while we drink and speak she tells how her bf (for 5 years, not sure) has dumped her
>she keeps sitting near me, tryin to cuddle (we were on that level, when u dont like to move, just lie on couch and listen)
>we hug a lot
>go to smoke
>she comes with me
>speak about some shit
>i say
>"i want to kiss you, dont know why"
>she says
>"do it"
>a kiss her (without tongue)
>get back to party
>i dont want any relations or some shit like that
>trying to explain her that i need to tell her something, but i'll do it by the morning
>morning
>we are already waiting for bus
>she still remebers
>asks
>tell her that she's cute etc. but i dont want any relations
>just smile to each other

>>727888462
Dunno.
A common friend told me she became even more unstable after I got married. A LOT more unstable.
At that point I made it a point to sever contact with every common friend we had to try to distance myself from her as far as possible, both to protect me and my new wife.
It's now been decades and to this day I'm still a bit paranoid. Phone number, address, everything unlisted. No utilities or anything in my name. It's fucking difficult to find anything about myself online.
I googled her once, it appeared she got married within a year or two of when I did. No idea what her new name is so I ran into a wall at that point and didn't give enough of a fuck about her to look any further.
Basically I know what she looks like and my wife knows what she looks like. If she ever shows up on our doorstep we're shooting first and asking questions later.

>>727888332
If I wanted to experience the soulless representation of something I could have just watched the original.

>>727888552
wow u so smart xD

>>727888462
Nope, unfortunately.

She dressed up like a clown and carried a big bag of candy up to the roof of town hall, and jumped off. All these kids scrambled to pick up the bloodied candies as the townsfolk screamed.

I strongly suspect my gf was molested or raped by my friend when she was out cold at a party we went to.

I've got no evidence but heard a lot of rumors that he was bragging about it the day after.

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>>727875811
>be me, 19
>at a halloween party
>6'5 and somewhat fit
>dressed as a gladiator (pic related)
>drunk Polish chick comes up and says "what are you supposed to be?"
>"a g-gladiator" I mumble back
>"sexy gladiator" she says and squeezes my nonexistent bicep
>"y-you too"
>hang out with her for a while but too beta/spergy to really try anything
>eventually end up cuddling on the sofa
>squeezed her boob after she passed out when no one was looking

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>>727875811

>>727889464
Hmm

>Friend's birthday party
>It's getting really late and everyone's wasted
>I leave to a nearby house to greet a friend who is at another birthday party
>Cute bitches, a few friends, I stay for like 45 minutes.
>Come back to the original party, everyone's passed out either upstairs or downstairs, there's just 1 girl sitting between 2 passed out guys looking at her phone.
>I jokingly ask if she poisoned all of them, we joke around for a bit and meet each other.
>I ask her if she wants to go outside so we don't wake anyone up, she agrees.
>I grab her hand, she almost falls down as soon as she stood up. She's obviously really drunk, I tell her to take her high heels off and carry her outside.
>We talk for 20 more minutes, I can tell she's into me, I'm not that into her but it's 4 AM and there's noone better around so I gotta do something.
>I start showing her pictures from some vacations I took that summer on my phone, put my arm around her as she leans in to see.
>Slowly start hugging her more and grabbing her around the waist, she gets all gentle and shit, smiles a lot, etc.
>I just stop for 5 seconds and look at her, she notices me looking, turns around, another 5 seconds of eye contact.
>I put my hand under her chin and raise it up as I go for a kiss.
>She goes with the flow - fuckyes.
>I slowly start touching her thighs, she straight up starts gently rubbing my dick with the backside of her fingers.
>I get up, tell her we should go inside because it's cold.
>We go inside the bathroom which is like 2 rooms away from everyone passed out and just by the entrance.
>We kiss standing straight for another 30 seconds as I grab her ass and pull her up to sit on the washing machine.
>She's starting to moan quietly and I'm happy because she's horny so I won't have to go down on her to get her wet.
>I pull her short dress up slightly, she's wearing hot black lace thongs.
>I start rubbing her clit with my thumb as she unhooks(?) my belt and starts to play with my dick.

cont...!

>>727889422
I'd put a gun to his head and pull out his teeth until he confessed.

cont...!

>I can tell my dick smells nasty from all the peeing since I was drinking beer.
>Quickly start making out with her to get her mind off it.
>Place one hand on the side of her face towards her ear to control her head movement because bitches love that.
>Take a condom out of my jacket's pocked with the other hand.
>Wrap it up, it masks the smell of my dick - fuckyes.
>Slowly push it inside her pussy as she gasps lightly before I start kissing her again.
>She's wet enough to drown my dick and the condom is also obviously lubed so I can barely feel a thing.
>At least I won't cum fast.
>I go for like 10 minutes, I'm not even about to bust yet, she's going crazy.
>Another 5 minutes have passed, she starts moaning really loudly, tells me she's going to cum.
>I feel fucking proud cause I never did that to a woman before.
>She cums, I unwrap my dick and she goes down on me.
>Best blowjob I've ever had, fill her mouth up with cum completely, must've been like 5 good shots.
>She spits it in the sink and turns around to kiss me, I avoid it by kissing her on the cheek.
>Tells me to go back out, she needs to clean herself up.
>I come out, there's 2 friends laughing and giving me high fives, they pour me drinks to celebrate.
>I sit on the couch, she comes out after 20 more seconds, sits on my lap and doesn't leave me alone.
>Get rid of her cause she was drunk, her saliva tasted of cigarettes and I didn't wanna take it anymore since I did my job.
>Take a cab home with 2 friends after she passes out on the couch.
>Best birthday ever.

She still smiles at me when we're around each other on a night out but I don't really wanna dedicate a whole night to her, she's not that hot.
When we see each other after 4 AM again or when all of my ships have sailed I'll happily come back to her for that blowjob.

Saw my drunk mom got fucked by a stranger at a party not too long ago, and I just fucking watched it.

>>727876222
girl looks to be in her 30s, probably been abusing the fuck out of herself for over 10 years with drugs and alcohol. this is the result, her muscle tone and skin are that of an 80 year old woman

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kept fucking her in between her puking

>go to a party
>lots of qties, they look a bit young tho
>there is this one young, shit faced drunk blonde almost begging for a gangbang
>mfw it's my sister
>mfw she's 15
>mfw I realise other girls are 99% her friends, so the house is full of drunk jailbaits
>I grab my sister and pull her out, party is over for me
>There are cheers everywhere, people think we are going to fuck
>She's all bubbly and drunk, and touchy
>When we are out of sight I literally shake the fuck out of her
>mfw She tells me I dont need to be so forceful
>at this time I think someone dropped her a roofie or some shit
>yell at her, It's me! Anon! Do you not recognise me?
>She smiles in a dumb way that was probably supposed to be seductive, but shes only standing because I hold her up
>mfw she says, Yah, you look like eem
>mfw she almost jumps on me to kiss me
>sloppy, smelly, forceful kiss by my 15 yo sister
>this is not my fetish
>I pull her away, No Anonette, It's really me!!
>She tries to focus, Anon? Wow, thish ish so fucked up, but hot
>I dont care anyway, tell her I will rat her to parents
>she starts crying
>I pull her to home
>no further seduction attempts were had, but she was clenching to me all the way
>midway she vomits in to the gutter
>mfw I'm holding the hair for my vomiting, dead drunk, 15 yo kid sister that tried to fuck me like 10 minutes earlier
>we come back to home, I'm barely buzzed, she's better since the barf but still shitfaced
>I almost force her to wash teeth
>I strip her to underwear and lay her to her bed, she tries to kiss me again and begs me to not tell parents
>hours spent on /b/ force me to fantasise about blacmailing her to be my sloot slave
>she falls asleep before I even can respond
>I stay some time in her room, kinda worried she will start vomiting in sleep and choke herself
>decide to move her on her side and go to sleep myself

cont.

>>727888332
Man, that was a fucked up movie.

>>727889464
that looks like a fun church

>>727889907
>>727890166

Good times! I love that shit! Especially when they can't remember shit the next day.

Why am I covered in dog hair and scratches. I dunno baby... even the doggy got some ;)

>>727883835
Please. Pic of jacket.

>>727883684
Pic of the fucking jacket.

>>727884569
I would fuck Pam in a heartbeat. Beggars can't be choosers.

>>727890285
Pics or it didn't happen

>>727890285

>Next day she was "sick"
>Did not leave her room until 4PM, still looked like absolute shit
>she called on of her party friends to ask how the fuck did she even end in her bed
>somehow they string the facts and come to conclusion that she was pulled by some hunky dude with intention of her losing her virginity
>She comes to my room, does not say anything just looks terrified
>It's clear she remembers something
>I dont make it easy, just give her the smuggiest grin in history
>after over a minute of just standing there she quietly thanks me for not being a rat
>Is that all I ask?
>The little slut actually bites her lower lip and gives me an aprising look
>Just go eat something finally, and drink a lot, It will help and I turn away
>Oh ok, she comments actually sounding dissapointed
>sometimes she would still give me that sultry look and blush
>nothing ever happened

I hoped that she would learn something, but I'm quite sure she got fucked at another part like 2 months later.

>>727890838
Whigga that was over 10 years ago

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>>727889445
Thanks for laugh anon

>>727890973
>I hoped that she would learn something, but I'm quite sure she got fucked at another part like 2 months later.
That's because she wanted that to happen

>had a few friends over to our apartment for drinking and whatever
>my gf hits the vodka way too hard again and passes out on our bed
>about an hour later people either crash on the couches or start to leave
>sitting up with this one mutual friend of ours who I buy weed from occasionally
>I really want to smoke to wind down the night but have no cash
>he almost jokingly says he'll trade some weed for a nude pic of my gf (they're old friends from school)
>for some reason the idea turns me on of him seeing her naked
>ask him follow me and wait outside our room
>gf still out cold, I pull off her underwear leaving her naked under the blanket
>open the door and invite him in then ask how much he'll give me to see her naked in person
>he realizes I'm serious and we make a deal
>I pull back the cover and he's stunned watching her lay there totally nude
>my hearts racing and I tell him he can touch her if he wants
>I pull out my phone and record him rubbing her clit and fingering her whilst massaging her breasts
>I sort of come to my senses and tell him that's enough
>he walks out straight to the bathroom proabably to jerk off

Well I got my weed, and saved the video on my hidden porn flash drive. I try and avoid the guy now after what happened, but I still get rock hard thinking about how my gf has no idea he had 3 fingers in her pussy.

Tldr I let my friend/dealer finger my unconscious gf for weed

>>727881382
Allison says you're lying

>>727891265
https://twitter.com/ayniguez4?lang=en

>>727891179
yea, I'm sure they decided as a group to get fucked at that party.

I bet she was actually dissapointed she was not.

>>727875811

My wife doesn't even know about this one.

> be 17yo me
> 1994
> senior year hs is almost here, last summer party
> girl a year older than me, had a crush on since kindergarten
> one of the few nice older kids
> see her at the party
> she sees me and gets all huggy
> i have one beer
> she's already 3 sheets to the wind, and knocking back md20/20
> she sticks to me like glue
> never had female attention like this before
> she starts to get really wobbly
> still virgin whiteknight, getting protective of her
> decide she's not safe here, watching jocks eye her
> maybe just paranoia
> convince her to sit and talk in my car
> she passes out
> nobody really paying attention to us for awhile
> the jocks have found other targets
> take her back to my house
> sneak into house by myself
> make sure dog sees/hears me, knows it's me, doesn't bark
> good dog
> go back out to car
> don't lift, but not manlet either, so pick her up
> over my shoulder, get her in house
> carry her upstairs
> lay her on my bed
> she looks so peaceful, innocent
> realize she is out
> she won't remember anything
> i gaze at her and something stirs in my soul
> and my pants
> i reach out
> vhs copy of last action hero on my nightstand
> remember that shit is overdue
> sneak back out of house, drive like maniac to blockbuster
> drop it in the night dropoff box
> as soon as door slams shut i realize
> i never rewound it.

God damn it. I never rewound it. They never said anything and they're out of business now, but holy fuck. I feel like a fucking monster.

>>727887493
I occasionally smoke pot, that's about it.

>>727879450
Classy

>>727890642
>Why am I covered in dog hair and scratches. I dunno baby... even the doggy got some ;)
that happened to a girl I know

>>727891919
Its happened to several I know ; )

https://discord.gg/BVGquz9

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>>727891724

Epic post.

>>727891724
not bad
I'd rate it 7/10

>>727875811
A friend of mine was assaulted and lost her virginity at a party on the bathroom floor. Some fucked up people out there

>>727884634
Child porn used to be posted on 4chan and still is from time to time.
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>727875811
>be me 1994
>fuck drunk passed out chick at party
>she calls the police
>get arrested, convicted, and sent to prison for rape
>released 1 month ago, and reading this shit on here.

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>>727891724
Kek

also being old enough to let this stuff stain my shit blue in the 90's makes me feel old

>literally panty dropper

>>727887627
>a huge bottle of tequila and challenges them to 16 rounds
So, like a five-liter bottle, eh?

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>>727883705

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>>727891724
Great post m8.

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>>727891919
>>727892044
Stories? Happened to a girl I knew (even tried it with a pony, according to rumors) but she got caught and her parents moved away in a hurry so I never got the juicy details. Interested in it ever since

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>>727891724
10/10 post.
Would read again.

>>727891182
Fucking disgusting addict

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>Party at my house when I was 20
>Hundreds of glowsticks in the pool
>Tons of blow, half naked girls running around
>Talking to this one chick, pretty drunk
>Drag her into the pool and start horsing around
>Back her up against the corner wall
>Shoulders are sitting on the pool ledge, legs over my shoulders
>chowtime.gif
>Start chowing down her. Tons of people around but whatever they keep doing their own things
>See my friend come out of my house and looks at what I'm doing
>Face turns into pic related
>Drops his drawers and throws his dick into her mouth
>Keep going like this for 5 or so minutes
>Drag her back out and find a lawn chair cushion at the back of the yard
>Spend the next 15 minutes spitroasting and DPing this slut
>Finish on her face like a pro
>Come into my room about an hour later to find her laying in a huge pile of her puke
>Immediately assume I'll be charged with rape, etc.
>As I'm picking her up into the shower her friends come in and see me
>Deercaughtintheheadlights.jpg
>They say don't worry she's on antibiotics
>They help me get her in the shower
>I call her brother and tell him to pick her up
>He can't thank me enough


Got lots more stories involving stupid amounts of cocaine and hoodrat shit if anyone is interested.

>>727893113
I ain't green texting shit, but when you bury a beggin strip in her snatch, puppers love to lick and dig it out with their tongue.

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>>727890642
I like to piss all over her... and when she doesn't remember and she thinks it was herself

TOO ALL THOSE GIRLS WHO PUT THEMSELVES INTO THIS SITUATION, THEY ARE INDEED ASKING FOR IT!

last summer on my girlfriend's 21st birthday a group of my friends and hers went out to some bars and clubs to celebrate, she was getting more and more drunk as the night went on but let her enjoy herself as you're only 21 once right?

at one point in the night she got a piggy back from some random guy down the highstreet, when he put her down on a small wall her little dress lifted up and literally everyone could see her knickers, she was so drunk she wasn't clueless.

later that night a few of us went back to mine to crash, she's absolutely wrecked at this point, pissing with the door wide open so my friends can see, stripping out of her little dress in front of everyone - completely oblivious she was that smashed.

I've always had a thing for guys looking at her and tonight there had been plenty, so when I found myself in my bedroom with her laying on the bed in her undies and my best mate sitting next to me laughing I asked him to help get her changed into her pyjamas, I sat back and watched him peel her knickers off of her legs and down to her feet, I watched him unclip her bra and brush his hands against her bare breasts

I was a little drunk but knew what I was doing, I left him alone in my room with her as I went to get some more drinks, I got distracted and ended up leaving him with her unconscious body for about 40 mins

when I came back to my room he was laying next to her, also passed out and naked, no idea if he had fucked her or not I slipped my cock inside her and came deep inside her gorgeous little 21 year old cunt

the next day he and she claim to not have a clue what happened or why the 3 of us woke up naked in the same bed

>>727893224
>They say don't worry she's on antibiotics
What am I missing here? What would this have to do with anything at all?

>>727894468
not poster but maybe that's why she threw up? I thought the same thing when I read it, and then I thought "that antibiotic is going to fuck up her birth control and she gonna have a retard baby"

>gonna look real stupid when you don't know who the dad is

>>727894334
My IQ just dropped 20 points for having read such an improbable, poorly written piece of fiction.

>>727894468
Antibiotics and alcohol is a recipe for disaster.

>>727889445
6'5 omg you're a whole foot taller than me and I'm tall for a girl

>>727885667
good post

If you want nudes guys, you can add me on snapchat ^^ : marie27100

>>727895244

>tall for a girl
>5'5"

So....Asia or...?

>>727894828
I knew a girl once that this happened to. It was my GF's brother's fiance. She was an uberslut in high school (and even tried to get me to fuck her at a few parties but she was chubby and sweaty and I wasn't into it) and a year or two after graduation she got knocked up after a gangbang/train. She waited until it was legally too late for an abortion and started claiming that she was kidnapped while she was passed out and these two (innocent IMHO) dudes savagely raped her. Truth was they were 2 out of maybe 6 dudes that she let fuck her that night, and if what I heard was true, she let them go bareback because no one had condoms, but she didn't realize her slut pill didn't work so well when she was on antibiotics (from an STD I hear, too). The kid was born and she ruined the lives of these 2 dudes and they lost their jobs, gf's etc and later on neither one was the father (she kept throwing around the term 'inconclusively proven about the one she really blamed, even though it was negative) but people still believed it. I think she ended up getting them charged with something like drunken and disorderly conduct but she ruined their lives because she was a condom hating slut that can't read medication labels.

>her kid is ugly too

>>727893224
Wait, you black? Yes please, tell us more.

>>727895052
Nah, alcohol just negates the effects of the antibiotics is all. You're thinking of interactions with MAO inhibitors.

>>727893632
Lol, this is too good to be true.

>>727895835
White. But my friend is Colombian. Will post more soon. Gotta shit and buy Chemical Guys stuff

>>727876243
kek i remember it's me who posted them like 1 year ago, nice to see someone still have it, do you have the other 2 ?

>>727896066
I've been to a party where we had a hot black girl in one room and everyone fucked her. Not sure if she was a hooker or what, but someone brought her in and we literally fucked her 2 by 2.

>>727875811
>got tired passed out
>wake up to raging hard on and 7/10 girl jerking my dick and sucking it off
>2 other girls there smoking drinking and texting
>she realizes I'm waking up she says he's up
>she says something like aw yeah give me some of that
>turns around pulls up her jean skirt and moves thong to the side
>slams down my shaft omg.jpg
>other girls cheering us on
>oh shit im about to cum I tell her
>she grinds harder and when I went to push her off one stupid ass girl/bitch pulls her tits out and sort of pushes them into me and interferes with my dont become a baby daddy plan
>i bust so much nut in her pussy by allah I swear it was the biggest load I have ever dumped in my life.
>I sort of fall in love with this chick, offer to giver her a ride home
>we go outside to smoke
>after smoking she flips a switch and slaps me
>how dare me for busting a nut in her
>fuckher.jpg
>hopeIneverhadakidwiththatfuckin.whore

>>727891182
Deliver the video or some pics.

>>727889464
God damn, jerk off in church one time and it's 'eternity in hell' for you

>>727881217
Gtfo cuck

>Be me 24
>partying with friends including two chubby sisters
>Get wasted and start talking nasty shit.
>encouraging them to fuck me together
>real incest perv shit
>somehow hear myself telling one that I'll help her lease a minivan to do it
>fuck both drunk chubby sisters. Both in the ass for brief moments.
>ass to mouth for one chubby incest sister
>convince them to eat each other's cunts for my amusement
>cum in both while talking about them raising cousins with the same daddy
>don't deliver on the minivan lease

>>727889445
> somewhat fit
> nonexistent bicep
What

>>727896594
>i bust so much nut in her pussy by allah I swear it was the biggest load I have ever dumped in my life.

topkek

>>727892809
MD 20/20 Orange Jubilee was like a liquid roofie. See a girl drinking that, know somebody's getting lucky in a few hours.

>>727891224
Super pretty

i get drunk all the time with guys and have almost got raped many many times and I've escaped every single time unscathed

mb I'm just really lucky =D

>>727893822
So what's the story.

>>727893808
>>stuff her pussy full of beggin strips

Bwahahahahaha!

>>727878750
are you joji?

>>727881776
My pussy ist so wet, watching it....Wish somebody would do this with me

>>727889464
Yes and this pastor knows nothing of god.

>>727895535
no lol US. well it's tall in chicago!

>>727898460
Still here

>>727880438
Well I don't, do you? Maybe she was just on a purge. White bitches are health conscious.

>>727896955
>chubby
Be honest anon they were way bigger than chubby

>>727884634
I'm sure all the bros were just going to paint her fingernails and do her hair.

>>727882166
this happened at UGA ?

>>727898460
>>727898559

Was that jizz that fell onto her pussy?

>>727899595
Yeah what did you think it was.

>>727898551
No it's not shorty

>>727899784
Bird shit

My mate was fucking a drunk chick upstairs.

I filled her boots up with Chinese food like the edgy fuck I am

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>>727899886

You guys make me sick. This is how my gf ended up getting raped at a party! She told me she got very intoxicated and two guys took advantage of her

>>727884013
>look at me mom im being edgy on the internet

>>727900071
That's what she told you anyway. She probably gave it up willingly.

>>727900071
Rapists fucking disgust me, but damn girl, don't get fucking hammered at a damn party if you don't have a sober designated driver buddy with you who can make sure you don't get taken advantage of. They're such fucking idiots, I'm ashamed of the stupidity of the human race.

>>727900071
always wanted my ex to do a bukkake idk why just though it would be nice

>>727900374
It's not like the effects of alcohol are a fucking mystery. You fucking know what can happen if you get plastered. These goddamned cunts need to take some fucking responsibility for their lives and make some smart decisions before the drinking starts.

>>727888332
lmaoooo i saw that movie

>>727900374
>>727900564
Real talk. Being raped was my own fault.

>>727900244
Doubt it. She's very faithful and is always home no later than 4am when she goes out, with the exception of a few times. She's always up for sex when she gets back too

>>727900374
rapist get what they want

>>727900810
As I like to call them...real go getters

>>727880438
kek