How can I get pussy? I'm a 26-year-old virgin. It's

>>727854806
What goes through your mind when you interact with a woman?

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I just want some ass. I'm so desperate at this point.

>Pay a hooker
>Lose your V-card
Then you can think rationally about whether or not you really need bitches in your life.

>>727854806
Do you watch porn?

>>727854918
>>727854907
Yeah let go of any morals regarding sex. You're a human animal.

>>727854881
I think my face is ugly, my skin is bad, and my smile is bad. I'm not comfortable in my own skin, even though women have had crushes for me after I smiled at them.

>>727855013
Might as well seeing as you are not going to find a girl with the same morality in this department. They have all fucked a bunch of guys. Just get rid of the v-card so you can stop caring about what women think.

>> women have had crushes for me after I smiled at them.

kill yourself, you delusional fuck

>>727854918
I don't want my dick to fall off.

>>727854958
No. I don't fap.

>>727854806
Don't know if this is bait but here are a few things for a virgin to know

>sex isn't as amazing as it is in your head
>Don't have sex in your mind when talking to girls you want to get with, atleast not until you have made it past the talking stage and into the dating stage
>Don't make your desires for a woman based around sex, it will ruin any meaningful relationship you build

Sex will come OP, Just treat girls like they are normal people and try and find one that is willing to open up to you a bit more. Once you have sex a few times, most of your huge lust for sex will go away, especially if you score something long term and have options for sex 24/7

>>727855177
Do you pray to God ?

chase women..women will chase money
chase money..women will chase you

>>727854806
Rape or live a monoascetic life

>>727854806

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

If you are from germany, then just go on pages like kaufmich.com where you can browse cheap and good looking hookers like on ebay.

>>727855177
>I don't want my dick to fall off.

Spoken like a true virgin.
On the bright side you will hit wizard status in a few years. Peace faggot

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>>727855060
Jesus christ dude try not to live with that kind of shit rolling around your head. You only think its true because someone told it to you or youre depressed. Confidence is a lie you believe hard enough everyone else believes it too. Also dont be a shit head so you attract good people

>>727855211
Easy for you to say. I never had pussy in my life. I just want to get inside a girl and bust my nut. I'm going crazy.

>>727855235
Yes.

>>727855391
Do live a godly life ?? Dunno what to tell you my friend.

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>>727855140
I'm not OP.

>>727855342
I live in the US.

>>727855472
No I just pray sometimes. Truthfully I just want a girl to open her legs for me thats it.

>>727855573
Gods not gonna help you then.

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>>727854806
I'm a 26yo virgin too, I feel you OP.
>>727855060
I have the same issues, and I'm trying to fix my smile at least. I got braces and next year I'll have jaw surgery.
But it's the only thing I can really fix, I hate everything else about me.

Also, I know that I have nothing to offer anyway, so why would anyone care about me?

>>727855391

If you are that desperate for sex, either pay a high rate hooker, or go to as many bars and clubs as you have in your town, get semi drunk (to make up for the lack of confidence), then proceed to hit on girl after girl until you find one to fuck.

Alternatively, use tinder. I don't use Tinder, but that shit is literally just a pussy radar. Tons of my friends bang 5/10- 10/10 bitches using it.
75% of the people that use that app just want to fuck.

>>727855383

for me, it's all about what happens if I actually do start seeing the girl. My life isn't all that. I don't know what the girl will think of me once she enters my life.

>>727855383
You seem like a good dude. I try to be confident but I always revert back to my insecure ways. My dad traumatized me. That nigga called me ugly when I was a young boy and once again when I was a young man.

A handful of people called me ugly. It damaged me. So now when a girl shows interest in me I question if she really is interested.

>>727854806

>Please help /b/.

Asking /b/ for social advice.
Well theres your problem.

>>727855847

Gotta remember tho a girl is more attracted to confidence & what you do. It's all about how you portray yourself - the human brain is powerful. The same reason why faggy disgusting ugly regards who hold a bass guitar get their balls sucked on. Cause they show confidence for 20 min and girls automatically wanna suck em up.

So maybe she's not super into what you look like - who cares?

Your dad called you ugly? dude - he's literally insulting himself. Your his genes. That's like calling your own painting trash - he's a dumb nigger for saying that. Who cares if someone called u ugly - most of the time that's what a fucking ugly person does so fr don't sweat it

>>727856226
man you're a good dude. thanks for the advice

>>727856226

This. So much this.

>>727854806

Google: Tao of Badass. Make that book your bible.

>>727856338

Your welcome g

>>727854806

I have the cure for what ails you, anon.

ASAP, go book a trip to the Philippines (Angeles) or Thailand (Pattaya), your choice, I prefer Thailand. You need about 2 weeks. It's not as expensive as you might think, if you need to save up money, get on it right now. If you have some cash put away, arrange your days off work and book a flight right now.

Either of these cities are literally poon-towns. Arrive and start banging away. As many girls as you can afford, as often as your stamina will allow. Have a theesome, have a fivesome, whatever. Fuck a lot. Get it all out of your system. Under no circumstances should you fall in love with a hooker. That is your only danger avoid it at all costs.

Go home sated and somewhat wiser. Go out, talk to girls. It'll be way easy for you now. Because you'll notice you now really don't care at all if you get laid or not. Not a big deal at all, you can just talk and who cares. Get rejected and who cares. You're good. Start pulling chicks more often than you ever knew was possible. The end.

I'm 23 i lost mine las night, but i went soft after 5mins and didn't finish

>>727856226
I got a question. What if you're aware that confidence is the key, but you can't get over not feeling good about yourself? Like I know what needs to be different, but I don't know how I can bring myself into that mindset.

>>727854806
Ok, OP. I'm going to help you.

Your fear is not of the woman herself.

But instead the feeling of rejection.

To combat rejection, there is an workshop you can practice.

1. For a day, ask random girls at a random mall, regardless of their looks, for their phone number.
*YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO TALK TO THEM IF YOU GET SOME*

And that's all. You'll learn to run from there.

>>727854806
Post a picture of yourself (you can cover yourown face) and I will try and help you. I... have some experience with this. But we warned,if your personality sucks, there is no hope.

>>727855211
I usually fuck them the night I meet them.

>>727854806
Go up to a girl and talk without being a spaz or creep. That's all there is to it.

>>727858873
Microdose LSD

>>727854806
Real talk, get an escort a few times.

The reason you hesitate so much is because sex is built up so much in your head that you e elevated sex and women to near-mythical heights and thus feel incredibly daunted trying to interact with them.

I could tell you that sex isn't a big deal, but it wouldn't matter because you're constantly bombarded by images everywhere all the time telling you the contrary, so you wouldn't really believe it. You need to experience it for yourself.

Get a good escort. A well-reviewed one. Do your research. Don't cheap out, you get what you pay for in this business. Be honest with her about your situation and let her guide you through some of the basics. Repeat as necessary.

You'll see that it's not a big deal and you'll be able to turn that mountain back into the molehill it actually is.

>>727858971
Why the hell would he ask for their phone number, that's creepy as hell. If a girl asked me a her number i'd reject. It's better to just talk about something depending the situation you're in, like when you're both in line in the store, or at the club, or you see her reading a book you know, whatevs... keep it casual. Don't be a pussyhunter unless you know she's just a random slut.

>>727859168
The point of the exercise is to combat shyness, dumbass

>>727859070
That...was not the answer I was expecting tbh. Oh well.

>>727854806
man im 19 had a 3 month dry spell. Bought a gram of coke last night and fucked my 30 year old coworker man.

>>727859160
This is 100% true.
Until i lost my virginity i thought the same.
But since then my confindence is strong and i have a different view on women.
But sadly i miss the magic of the good old days when i was nervous and all

>>727859759
Yup. That was my problem. I avoided women for so long because I was scared, but I would always rationalize and convince myself that it was something else. It was fear, plain and simple.

Wound up going on vacation, got an escort, was super nervous, and it turned out to not be a big deal at all. Just chilling and having some fun. Did it a few more times, and now I'm much better with the ladies.

Escorts are the cure for what ails you.

>>727854806
Lost my virginity when I was 15 OP. Been having sex on the reg ever since.

If you're really on the fucking bottom of the barrel, go to a bar or preferably a club,30-40 minutes before close time. Dance around, pretend to fit in. Maybe even look at some shitty YouTube videos on some basic dance move so you don't look completely autistic.

I say go near close time because it's at this time women are most vulnerable - They're at their absolute drunkest, their inhibitions are practically non existant, and the ugly ones are desperate not to let another night on the town end without getting a cock in them.

I shit you not if you're on the dance floor at close time, you'll get approached by someone. Just ride it out, they're drunk so if you're a bit awkward they won't notice.

Offer to take them somewhere, or even just suggest getting a coffee/burger. They'll do the rest of the work

>>727857041
I have the same problem. Fat guy, not getting laid. I am at a point where I write ugly and too old females on facebook just for having sex again.

I am no virgin, but believe you are right. Not getting sex for a long time is making the brain crazy and horny.
The solution is too fuck a lot so it is nothing special anymore. Then someone can start to talk normally to women and find a wife.

hookers.