Post in this thread if you're brave enough to admit you've

who the fuck didn't, i came like 20 times, this woman is still hot as fuck and shes like 60

no ew why the fuck would i fap to this.

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>>727850326
A lot of people on this board try to act like they haven't. I'll never understand it.

>>727850392
see?
>>727850375

>>727850257
>>727850392
For me it's the hair, I just don't jive with male haircuts on women. I also don't like her body type.

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>>727850450
but look at that little jiggly belly right above her panties. That shit has made me cum for years.

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>>727850257
I was fapping to her in trading places

she shows more

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>>727850693
well yeah

>>727850411
Or maybe I just don't find old looking dykes attractive?

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>>727851033
too bad

>>727850643
Good for you. To me it still looks like a dude, a relatively muscular one at that, wearing women's underwear and shoes and makeup. I dunno, she's just not my type but more power to ya.

>>727850257
Fapped hard my dude. Good times.

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>>727851540

>>727850257
i still fap to it

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>>727851823
me too

>>727850643
what was arnold thinking about when he shot this scene? anyone wanna guess

someone fucking post the pasta already

>>727850257
I still fap to it.

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>>727850257

Now lie on ze bed and cloze your eyez

>>727850257
damn
-she was 36 in this

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>>727852245
and amazing looking

>>727852272
yeah
10 out of 12 today's celebs are in worse shape in their 20's

>>727852245
I'd still fuck her. She looks better now than most celeb's in their mid 30s. Well, that's not fair. She looks better now than most former child actor celeb's in their mid 30s.

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>>727850257
Yup, that shit was so hot back in the day.

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>>727852433
I am a third her age. I fapped to her when I was 12 and she was 36...

I always imagined putting my hand in her panties and finger fucking her, with my fingering making her little belly jiggle...

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>>727852601
totally still would. I bet she's freaky as fuck too.

>>727852734
Oooo yeah!

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>>727852822

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Here she is getting fucked in a old movie from 1983 btw

>>727852873

She a full blown lesbo now?

>>727852955
>picture of her holding a woman's hand
>must be lesbian

>>727852937
*fap fap fap*

>ugly face
>shit hair
>80/90s panties so high waisted that they go up to her tits

no thx.

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>>727853019

>>727852937
that actors gay though. forgot his name

>>727853121
and that matters to me why? guess what? they aren't really fucking either?

>>727850257
Many loads lost to this.

>>727853105
This is called "It's not rape because I changed my mind into actually consenting to the sex" sex. This kind of sex is now, thanks to SJW's, still rape.

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>>727850257
Lol, no.
Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite.

>>727853270
also, see every sex scene in mainstream 80's and early 90's movies. examples include Blade Runner and Basic Instinct

>>727853061
Super high leg was the best shit man

The daughter was cuter. Pretty sure it was Eliza Dushku.

>>727853061
amazing body. i was in my mid teens when this film came out. not an ounce of shame

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>>727853464
Lady Gaga still rocks them. They're pretty hot.

>>727853362
Yep. Most pre-2000 "just take her" sex has been re-labled as just a form of rape. "Just because she got into it during don't mean it's not rape." Now if women want that kind of sex, they must either rape play, tease rapists, or tell their significant other they are into that type of sex (and repeatedly be clear about it).

>>727850257
Brave enough? This scene was hot as fuck.

>>727853628
lady gaga is a disgusting piece of shit created to get normalfags money

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Jamie Lee in A Fish Called Wanda

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>>727853688
you sound stable

>>727853744
>I fell for the ladygaga is not utter trash marketing plot
You did well anon

>>727850257
Wait, people don't fap to this?
Since when?

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>>727853837
Thanks, anon!

>>727853837
>>727853895
also, it's ploy, not plot. You dumb faggot.

This requires bravey? I was 4 when this shit came out. It was one of the few things I owned with this kind of scene in it around puberty. Fuck I would still wrek this bitch if given the opportunity.

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>>727853930

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>>727854002
>not fucking grannies
Anon, their sex drive is turn to 11 and they have a ton of money

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>>727854105
dude, I'm OP. I'm posting them for fapping

>>727853930
^me
Shit I would do it purely for the fact of fucking the chick that survived Michael Meyers

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>>727854251
MY NIGGA

>>727853121
richard chamberlain

>>727853105
is that the dad from family ties?

>>727855381
>>727855079

no. James Keach

I miss those weird old high cut thongs.

>>727850257
Multiple times

Like, I don't know, I downloaded the vid back in 2005 and it was my go to if I wanted the pleasure fast

>>727855624
there is something about it that makes you cum fast isn't it?

>>727850257
I tried, but they keep fucking cutting to AHNOLD.

>>727855707
tsundere milf is always fetish

>>727855843
Even more a reason to fap

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>>727855903
>>727855843
Look at her tits and belly jiggling...

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>727856064
congrats, you did it

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>>727856039
just playing around with webms for retards now...

shes married to the six fingered man

>>727856194
he's also in Spinal Tap and a bunch of other movies. super talented dude

>>727853314
i'm with this guy she is overrated as fuuuuuck
op = faggot

Didn't realize even non /b/tards would be afraid to admit fapping to the true lies striptease.

>>727856064
It's called being a good actor

>>727856194
She married the man who killed my father? Now I know where he is. REVENGE IS MINE! Pass me my saber and travel gear.

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>>727850257
>jackin to a 50 yr old as a kid
fucking 90's kids

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>>727856149
for when I want to fap to her slightly cellulitey milf ass. Anyone want a slow version of this? Or any other clips from this scene?

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>>727856490

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I love how vulnerable she looks here.

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anyone still here lurking? just me? ok.

>>727853314
not quite - androgen insensitive - so - allegedly - conceived male but body unreactive to testosterone so developed as a female. They usually have their withered undescended balls removed in their teens because they get cancerous.

>>727850257

No bravery needed. JLC was fine as fuck. I would have hit it then.

>>727850836
Best boob scene ever.

>>727857293
All much appreciated

>>727850257
Fucking thousands of times. The tape almost worse out. Add one to the total because I'm fapping again to it now

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>>727859658
>>727859798
I'm gonna slow down the part where she's pulling her dress up here and her tits bounce. Hold pls.

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too slow?

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for a while she had a legit perfect body

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>>727860152

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>>727850257
JLC and susan sarandon man. Legendary bodies. That huge tit gene sure runs in that Sarandon family though...

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>>727860226

>>727850257
Tried and failed.
Too much butterface.

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>>727860273

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>>727860328

>>727860328
Let me know when you're done, so I can go back to my pc and save all these. This is OP btw. Thanks

>>727860328
Those puffy nipples hnnnng

>>727853061
Agreed.
Such an offputting face.
I can imagine her giving me a bj and enjoying it until I look down and just get grossed out and go limp.

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>>727856064
>Androgynous monster face
Most apt description yet

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>brave enough to fap to Jamie Lee Curtis when she was still fapable
What are you even playing at?

>>727860395
>>727860432
hahahaha thats all I got for now. she's def a top-5 dream fuck.

>>727860547
Thanks anon.

>>727850643
>that little jiggly belly right above her panties
It's telling you to put a baby in it. That's why.

>>727851965
His maid?

>>727860582
I would gladly try

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>>727860241
:)

>>727850257
When I was 12 I becaume aroused when I saw that scene. But my dad kept laughing. It was really akward

>>727860766
At the bit where she fell over? My parents had a giggle at it too.

Posting


>>727860766
Was he laughing at your boner? That's not fair of him, you were only twelve.

>>727861600
No he told.me I had a tiny peener

>>727850375
What do you normally fap to?

>>727859331
Sorry, that goes to Phoebe Cates.

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>>727860589

>>727850836
if she didn't have a face like fred and george...

>>727860701
That's the ticket

>>727850257
When I was like 10 maybe, plenty of time. Loved that scene.

I've never fapped to her at all, ugly as fuck.

And looks like Bruce Willis in this scene. Faggots.

But she's ugly

>>727850257
Yep.
When I was a kid, video was a new release on VHS.
Had to rewind a few times which made it difficult.
Was the closest thing to porn I had at that age (internet wasn't yet a thing... at our place at least)

>>727850693
This