alright /b/ im broken literally, it's 8.48 Am here and I'm

you're a fuckin bipolar depressed degenerate loser just like us

https://discord.gg/bp44v4s

drink some bleach

>>727848537
Irish?

>>727848537
hahahah what a fucking loser who cares about a fucking girl dude lolol xdxd

Did she say, why she left you? In my relationship I always told my friend, that we have to spend more time together... Over and over again. And when I left, he was absolutly surprised...did she say something, what she is missing in your relationship?

>>727848537
Your own fault for thinking the relationship will last forever.

Get a new hobby or something.
Why don't you just appreciate your new freedom and time and the fact that you've got one less moneydrain in your life?

>>727848820
at this point of my life, i'll consider this actually

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Dont look back anon, the fact she has a new dude means that shes been seeing/flirting with him while you were in a relationship. Fuck that hoe! Shes been contemplating to dump you for a while and thats why she's not heartbroken and you are. Sneaky cunt

>>727848910
no she just said it wasnt working out, literally that's all, now i'm here wondering wtf did i do wrong

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>>727848820
>>727848830

Beta virgins

That's the way women can feel about shoes. You're going to have to get over her, then get over feeling sorry for yourself. Try tinder. Get a dog. Get back in shape and move on. Booze just helps you wallow in self pity.

>>727849067
you know the thing is she actually started talking with this new guy like a month ago ad they know each other from high, at first i thought oh well just a friend guess what

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>>727849172
>Try tinder

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>>727849215
Me and my wife has reached a consensus about talking to the other gender, its ALWAYS sexual. Why would another guy want to be "friends" with your gf? Would you want to be "friends" with someones gf without wanting to poke your donger in her? The same goes the other way, girls are more stealthy tho but my wife confirms it.

>>727848828
how'd u know?

>>727849406
>your wife

>>727848537
She didn't get over it rapidly, women are notorious for considering breakups for ages.
For her when she breaks up, it has probably been over for months already.

>>727848537
You just need to get laid, then it will be a lot easier to get over her. She has already found someone else, she's not interested in getting back with you so you will only look like a pathetic loser if you try to get her back.

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>>727849513
Yes, me and my wife

>>727849544
>>727849552
Dubs of truth!

>>727849552
i started seeing this girl not long ago from work, pretty sweet girl but i just feel empty when im with her but maybe i need more time

>>727849578
Glad you have found each other

>>727848537
tl;dr. Sounds irrelevant and stupid.

>>727849513

Fellow marriedfag here. Yes, some of us are on /b/.

Love my wife. Married for years.

That being said, I'm currently chatting up an 18yo Vietnamese chick who I will likely fuck if she's dtf.

(Spoiler alert: she won't be.)

>>727849771
Just don't jump head first into another serious relationship op. You should allow yourself to morn what was, as long as you don't wallow in it for ages.

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Women break up in a very different way Anon. I'm gonna be real with you. She may have just broken up with you bust she started the process several weeks ago. They decide they are not happy and start to make themselves "available" again. They are more open to other men flirting with them and will even flirt around themselves. They will start to hide these things from you. You will see them tilting their phone away. Someone will get through. Make them feel good. They will think, man, Anon used to make me feel like that.

Then they will invest emotionally in this other person. Then they will finally break up with you. So the reason women can move on so quickly is that they start well before they let you know. Look back and I'm sure that you can see this happening. The distancing. Maybe even the lying if she wasn't sneaky enough.

I know it sucks man. Same shit happened to me with a girl I was with for 7 years. Just stay strong. Find a hobby. Take it day by day.

>>727850245
Is this a pasta or do you actually wait around for heartbroken guys, to share it?
I think I've read this 3 times now, in 3 different threads.

>>727848537

Hey op. 40yo here.

Forget about her. Srsly. Ghost.

No contact. No "let's be friends" bullshit. Block her. Pretend that she died. The girl you used to love, that person, that personality was destroyed by a brain tumor. The mind in that old body is not her anymore. If she has any of your property, get it back ASAP. If you have any of hers, give it back ASAP.

And then DROP her from your life.

It doesn't matter what "you did". She's done. You WILL NOT get her back, no matter how hard you try. Any attempts to do so will only humiliate you further.

I don't give a shit if it was 8 years or 18, she was not THE ONE.

Protip: there is no such thing as "THE ONE". Eventually you might meet someone who is a perfect match for you, the romantic partner you thought this bitch was.

But please, for your own mental health, disabuse yourself off the notion that there is literally only one other soulmate out there for you. There are millions of potential "soulmates".

But for now, take some you-time. Get your shit together. Grieve for the loss of the relationship, the loss of her (She's dead, remember?) and then put your life back together without her. You might find someone next month it next year.

And it will the better.

Also, don't try to get revenge. You can't get revenge on a dead woman.

Third reminder: she's dead. Move on. Block. No contact. Move on.

>>727850418
Pasta? I just typed that out. No idea what you mean. I never go in these threads. Just felt for anon.

This shit is true though. The female mind is a different thing.

>>727848537
Google MGTOW and The Red Pill. Read the information and anecdotes by other anons.

Realize shit, and thank me later. You dodged a bullet anon, cheer up.

>>727850521
I've read that before, heck I even paraphrased it in>>727849544

>>727850245

Oh shit.... I'm totally a chick!

I mean, I have a penis and XY chromosomes and everything, but this is what I'm doing to my wife!

>>727850637
Stop it and fix things with your wife, you manwoman.

>>727850637
Then you're a fuck.

>>727850624
There is no way you've read that before. I just typed it out. Maybe a similar idea? But I just wrote that.

>>727850245
old pasta

>>727850624

Well, you've probably read words from several different redpilled guys.

>>727850745
No it's fucking not. I just typed that out. What are you two on about? It's truth.

>>727850726
But I remember that almost verbatim.
>>727850772
So similar though? that clearly pinged my pasta detector.

>>727850694
>>727850726

You guys are right, of course. :-(

I've already decided, if I fuck someone else, she's gonna be the hottest piece of ass I can find and when it's over, I'll an hero.

"Tits or gtfo" is the correct response to OP

>>727850952

Are you........... impaired.......... in some way?

>>727850931
That doesn't fix shit you dolt.
That'll just leave two people feeling bad after you are gone.
Communicate with you wife, make stuff work again or man up and get a divorce.
Getting some strange and then killing yourself is asinine.

>>727850245
>>727850477
>>727849067
I really do appreciate your guys support, thank you all

>>727849067

This.

>>727850952
you wanna see my tits?

You look like you get a lot of yeast infections. i bet the smell of old spit on your pillow case would make g.g. allen gag.

>>727851000
Maybe. I dunno why, but i thought OP was female

>>727849247

What's wrong with Tinder?

>>727851114
Yes

I was with my girl for 2 and a half years then I find on her phone she's saying I love you to someone else and to not text her cause I'm coming home. I got my shit and walked straight out no goodbyes no nothing. She still hits me up all the time but I just lead her on. I'm waiting for the perfect time to strike so she feels the pain I did

>>727851035

But if I'm dead, how anyone else feels will be irrelevant.

That being said, you're right on that score too. Feels bad, man.

>>727848537
nigga look at this way, you ate for 8 years till you got stuffed, let somebody enjoy the left overs

>>727848537
have you ever heard of a freudian slip?

you are a boy pretending to be a girl pretending to have been in a relationship.

grow up.

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>>727851310

>>727851222

She still hits you up?? What could she possibly hit you up with?
'Hey, guessing you found out about the fact I was actually basically dating someone else as well when I was with you.. but what's new?'
Stupid ass bitch she has some nerve texting you man Ahaha so fucked up

>>727851302
If you care about anyone but yourself, dealing with your shit instead of leaving it behind is the thing to do.
Heck if you are set on dying, deal with your shit first and then die.

>>727851118
>>727851361

>see pic of girl
>automatically think op is claiming to be girl in pic

Marijuana: Not even once.

>>727851310
^This. Best metaphor for your experience tonight.

>>727851361
i never claimed i was a girl dafuq is wrong with u? where did i say this?

>>727851310
Let me guess, you're 12 so you've never had a relationship. Do you mommy and daddy have a pet, like a dog or a cat? Now imagine having to give away Spot to someone else. Spot will be happy with his new owner, but it's ok, you got to play with him for 8 years.

>>727849882
you are a terrible person

>>727851630

If I had to move and couldn't take Max with me, then yeah I think I'd be okay if I knew he was in a good home with someone I trust like Uncle Steven or somebody. I mean yeah, sure I'd miss him irregardless, but that would be better then him being out on the street or demolished in a animal shelter.

>>727851834

I know. :-(

women always find someone else before they leave. Fucking someone else helps her get over the guilt of fucking you over.

Face it, the guy has $5 more than you or another inch more. She has to justify [to herself ] the shitty way she did you.

Just accept that ,that's the way most women act. It doesn't change if they're 17 or 70. They know they're no match for us so, they lie and manipulate to get what they want.

Just being a woman is a state of un ethical being. Look at what Eve did to all of us.

All women are like Eve. If they'll lie to God they'll lie to you.

>>727848537
>how could you get over him so easily and so rapidly

She was seeing him while you were together. Sorry m8

>>727851841
>irregardless.
This must be bait.

>>727851907

>conflating girls with women
>citing ancient primitive Jewish creation myth as fact

Nigga, I'm a christfag and even I wouldn't be that retarded.

Full retard: Never go it.

>>727848537
>8 years together
>shes already with someone else

I'm sorry anon but she was probably on the verge of cheating with this other guy. If she moved on that quick then she's been talking to her now bf while she was with you and he probably got to her.

But reevaluate yourself and your life. What did you do wrong? Where did you mess up?
>not blaming you but we all have faults and you were probably part of why she left

>>727852075

lolwhy?

>>727852106

He didn't fucking mess up mate, the fact grills always plan their moves in advance is not his fucking fault. Grills are cruel and selfish and do this shit literally all the time

Consider yourself lucky that, she didn't wait until you've accumulated wealth and kids. Then took you to court and took it all away while, you live in squalor.

At least that's the american way. A man goes to work and a woman goes shopping. Then, she finds a pretty boy valet and divorces your trustworthy ass and takes it all.

Never had to work a day in her life. I've raised kids by myself so, I know.Women don't do shit. they load a dishwasher and call a babysitter while, you work your ass off to fill her bank acct....if you have any luck at all you got some good pussy or a few selfless blowjobs.

>>727849215
the relationship was over long before that. women don't leave until they've found something better. she was still w/ you, but she had long since cared.

>>727848537
Bongmasta?

>>727848537
>literally

go jump from a high distance and come back when that's actually what you mean

>>727852149
That word creates a double negative, the ir means not and the less mean without.
When you say it, it would then end up meaning in regard to, instead of being a synonym to regardless.

>>727852363
he didn't say "physically" he obviously meant mentally

hey retard, women are girls if they never grow up. Just like lil boys play games with God.

You and Mr Tyson are morons. I study science and the Bible and they line up perfectly. That's also why i know more about life.

>>727852421

But, for all intensive purposes you knew what I meant, sooooo..........

>>727852504
>the personified tripplebait

>>727852504

Tell us more about how there's no such thing as gravity...

>>727852558
>intensive purposes
you're retarded, right?

>>727852558
>intensive purposes.
>SquintyEyedGoofy.jpg

>>727852453
no, he's just an idiot like you that doesn't understand how to use words...literally

>>727848537
Hard lesson. The more you invest in them, the less you have left to invest in yourself, which is what you should have been doing. Investing in a woman offers no return on investment. So in another 8 years, you'd have been used up completely, anyway. Be thankful she left you now, and not 8 years from now, married, with kids you'd never get to see again after the divorce, losing half your shit and spending the rest of your life slaving away to pay her to sit on her now fat ass.

>>727852674
since it's possible to break mentally, idk what your issue is

>>727852737

Isn't it obvious? His issue is that he too is mentally broken.

>>727852638
>>727852660

walterwhiteputtinghishandsupsayingyougotme.gif

>>727850418
Or maybe it's obvious wisdom and you're just imagining it's pasta. Women want security. The most secure choice is to never leave a man until a replacement is guaranteed. That's just logic.

Crying over a bitch cuz she's with an alpha and not your beta cuckold ass

Post her fucking nudes already, OP.

>>727853691

He doesn't have any. I'm sure he was too much of a - *ahem* - GENTLEMAN to take noodfotos of his lady.

Post nudes! My dick is so fucking hard rn. JUST DO IT!!!

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>>727848537

>>727848537
You just described me op

A totaled car and 2 DUI charges in 29 days

Stop while you can

Also Celexa and a benzo will help

Not the best advice most likely but bottom line you really do just have to get over it.
It won't be easy and it could take a week or so or if you're the emotional type a month or so but bottom line just start doing shit like hanging with friends or going out to places or find some hobby you enjoy and waste your time and mental energy on that shit.
Chicks do this thing where they've already settled on the break up a week back so when they tell you its over they're innoculated from that pain whereas if you aren't paying attention this just sneaks up and bites you and you're left to deal with that pain alone.

Tl;dr get over it by doing shit you enjoy but don't expect it to be an instant process.

>>727855296
>a week or a month

can underage faggots please get the fuck off this board or stfu and not comment on any threads.

kys faggot

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