So /b/, I'm in Vegas for a couple days, what should I do?

I would say play some poker but I don't know how good you are so proberbly a bad idea.

The best casino games that you can actually make money on are in order...

1.Craps
2.Video Poker.
3.Blackjack

>>727833384
Buy a sack full of Battletoad cartridges and throw them at Gold & Silver at night

Also for things that are non casino related. There's that gun range where they let you shoot mini guns and junk, I forget what it's called look it up.


Also plenty of incredible buffets around town

What the fuck is up with your hand? Are you a hairy faggot?

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>>727833384
i understand that you need help and ideas on what to do. you basicly excluded everything good.
how about playing some trading card games?

Sega Arcade obv

>>727833384
why the fuck are you even in Vegas? Sounds like you can live out the rest of your life in your parents' basement with that greentext list.

> what can I do in Vegas
> No Vegas stuff tho

ok OP

>>727833384
why are you a tranny?

>>727833384
If I'm not wrong there are legal brothels in nevada...

Go to Circus Circus

Its a fun family "casino"

>>727833384
get drunk and go ride go-karts

>>727833384
Go to some of the shows in Vegas.

Go to some of the buffets in Vegas.

Go to casinos and watch old people gamble away their life savings and laugh.

Go see a show, saw Boyz II Men a few years back and it was really good.

>>727833384
Get some lotion for your ashy as fuck hands

>>727833384
Scream "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE CUCKS ARE AFTER ME"

>>727833384
Those prices are a discount. So 35$ special is 35$ off the 500 dollars to get the girl into your room, which doesn't even cover her giving you head. Umm a friend told me that.

>>727833384
Hi Premise One employee

>>727833384
Get runover by a car because Vegas is meant for getting drunk and kronking hookers, which is okay because prostitution is legal there

>>727833922
you're "friend" over paid for hookers, I bet they even had C-section and implant scars lmao

>>727834256
NAh just droopy boobs, but sucked me.. I mean him off pretty well.

>>727834194
Prostitution is illegal in the county that Vegas is in. So to go to a actual legal brothel you have to go for a drive.

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>>727833384
>Vegas
>no playing
>no drugs
>no prostitutes
You can kill yourself, what about that?

>>727834194
False. Only at the bunny ranch and maybe Pahrump.

>>727833384
Drive up to Mt. Charleston for scenic views. If you hike, do Red Rocks. Eat at the Brasilian steakhouse (can't remember the name but it's fucking good) two streets off the strip. There's a hole in the wall (part of the name) italian place that's kind of under the highway near the strip that's also good.

You sound real fucking boring. Why even go?

>>727833384
you seem like a real fucking loser OP

>>727834460
Plus considering the amount of suicides they get in Vegas, that's the place to do it

>>727833384
So you in LV and scared to get hookers. There is not one person there who cares if you pay for sex. Its normal you fucking fag. Now go pay for a whore and blow a few bucks on come machines. Then go eat and watch a show. Goddamn fags

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Stock picture off the internet... But those of us that have wandered up and down the strip know about the card flippers.

>gun range
If I were at home, I'd just play with them.
>$50 for 20 rounds
>zipline
I skydive
What are some of the decent Sub-$30 buffets?

You could hang out with me

>>727833384
Hang out in the desert.. meet indians.. do peyote.. become the desert.

go see Cirque du Soleil you massive faggot

>>727833384
Why did you go to Vegas? You wanna see a Celine Dion show? Cause that's all there is for a faggot like you.

>>727834521
>You sound real fucking boring. Why even go?
Work flew me out here, fucking conference

>>727834596
right? a fuckin buzzkill

Hangout with the homeless there.

>>727833384
ask randoms if they want some Hitler did nothing wrong.

Go visit the Pawn Stars XD

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>>727834845
You should really consider killing yourself, I bet all your coworkers hate you and think you're a fucking loser lmao.

I live in Henderson. Go take a hike at Mt. Charleston or Red Rock, weather is great this time of year. If you have money to spend, spend it on a nice show on the strip or at a fancy restaurant. Also, take a walk around the small Chinatown on Spring Mountain. If you are feeling really risky, take a drive to Pahrump or outside of Clark County to hit up a brothel.

>>727834959
yes and bring them a sack of battle toads cartridges

>>727835122
>Chinatown on Spring Mountain
I kick myself every time I pass through when I forget about that place.

>>727835122
Wanna hang, vegas /b/ro? Am also a local.

>>727835084
>You should really consider killing yourself, I bet all your coworkers hate you and think you're a fucking loser lmao
Thanks, but I'll pass...
Actually, the two others that my work sent are pasty fat guys that think reading man pages are a great evening

>>727833384
Go to the hover dam, Its pretty cool to see and walk through.

>>727835643
>Go to the hover dam, Its pretty cool to see and walk through.

Did Lake Mead and Hoover today

>>727833384
>nevada
>hookers getting you in jail
LOL faggot.

>>727833384
How about you go jump off the Stratosphere tower. No you really can with a tether line you fall from the tower to the roof of the casino it seems pretty neat.

>>727834959
>Go visit the Pawn Stars XD
Why? /b/ has already done that

>>727833384
Go home. Wtf are you there if not those?

>>727835856
>How about you go jump off the Stratosphere tower. No you really can with a tether line you fall from the tower to the roof of the casino it seems pretty neat.

Sweet! Maybe I should LiveStream it!