Offered to make food for some people this week. Wanna put some

Hang yourself.

>>727829100
KEK

>>727829100
I second that reply. OP you're everything I hate about people

>>727828974
mix cum with salad sauce and olives sauce.

>>727829100
No I wanna cum in someones food

>>727829628
kys

>>727829662
Isn't yours enough anymore? sage

>>727828974
Piss in apple juice
cum in cottage cheese

>>727829804
I'm triggered and I wont hide it. sage

>>727829628
This sounds cool. maybe I'll try it.

>>727828974
Cum into the beaten eggs if you're baking something. I've found that always works best to disguise the taste/texture while still preserving the indescribable satisfaction of watching cute girls enjoy munching on my "special" cupcakes.

>>727828974
Cum hard to disguise
Mayonnaise
Milk

Yeah seems legit

>>727830000

>>727828974
The most important thing that we need to know is what type of food you are planning on making.

Then we can get into adding things like sperm or poop or dare I say boogers.

>>727830005
Nice. gonna try this

>>727830139
edgy

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>>727828974
I HAVE LONG AWAITED THIS DAY TO POST THESE

Just a reminder people like OP probably work at your local restaurant

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>>727830348
>captcha: Victoire Close

>>727828974
Eat nothing but pineapple, will sweeten your jiz and thus help disguise it. Of course you'll have taste trst it first too be sure.
Post results

>>727830465
>captcha: opsurpassedfaggotry

make an omelette or clam chowder

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Why would you do that?

>>727828974
They trust you. And you break their trust.
You are degenerate.

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>>727830005
>works best to disguise the taste/texture
>disguise the taste/texture
>taste

I was wondering if an act like this is actually a crime of some sort?

>>727828974
Food: steak
Fluid: blood

>>727828974
>>/ck/

>>727830190
OP DONT DO THIS IT MAKES CHIXKEN FETUS

>>727828974
What goes around comes around.

Some nigger someday will be filling your anus with his bodily fluids because he thought it sounded "kinda funny".

KYS

>>727830827
felony in US, thankfully

>>727828974
Just fill a tupperware thing with your own poop and add Hershey's chocolate until it looks like it's all chocolate and it doesn't quite smell like poop anymore.

See how long they eat it before telling you that there's something wrong with it.

>>727831361
Good thing no one will catch me on an imageboard on the internet

>>727830139
Boogers? Damn I seen some fucked up stuff before but I legit just barfed fam.

OP just get a chocolate cake and frost it with your butt.

>>727828974
heard someone had their sister drink some as cough medicine. Isn't it more fulfilling when you dont water it down by mixing it into eggs ?

>>727830752
is this the same faggot being butt hurt about this?

>>727831037
This.
Op this is easiest here, just say it's from the steak lmao, no prep needed just put it right directly on there

>>727831965
reminds me of the time that I found a dildo in my sisters closet and had the bright idea of jacking off onto it. Dunno wtf i was thinking. I remember shitting bricks for the longest time, waiting to find out if she got pregnant.

U can rub the food on ur pubes

>>727832266
You idiot you didn't even hold her hand, don't you know how to get someone pregnant?

>>727832266
>>727832544
This, also can I get in on some of these dubs please

>>727831781
We w...I mean they will never catch you

>>727832743
No.

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>>727831781
Don't forget to post result. They can't catch you if you just say it's fiction

>>727830252
eggy

>>727834008
Thanks for keeping this thread alive

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>>727834008
>>727834008

>>727829628
>salad sauce
What?

thinking about cumming in food
cum on over to this discord instead!
https://discord.gg/paE5zBK

Do it or ill cum on your fucking tombstone

>>727828974
Don't.

One time my sister pissed me off and I came into her cereal. I still feel bad/guilty for it.

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>>727834577
Little extra ectoplasm never hurt anyone.

>>727834497
Never heard of sauces huh?
I guess you don't even put cow sauce on your cereal, pleb.

>>727834796
It might hurt you if she have a chad but that's none of my problem

>>>/ck/

>>727828974
1. Cover your mouth and nose with a breathing mask

2. Fill a white wine bottle 3/4 full with bleach

3. Fill it the rest of the way with ammonia and immediately put the cap or cork on to seal it

4. Go to dinner

5. Hold breath, open the bottle

6. Set the bottle in the middle of the table whilst still holding breath

7. Come back into the room 10 minutes later to see the hilarity of the situation

8. Don't laugh because you'll still need to hold your breath

Serve oysters. Open them a little beforehand. Cum in them. Shake'm about. Sorted.

>>727830691
>not circumcised?
NICE!

>>727834359
no problem bby
want some fuk?

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>>727828974
I've cummed in countless people's food, OP. Including salads for my girlfriend.

Two times my cum was runny and I came in a smoothie of my girlfriend's roommate. As well as some guy's girlfriend's burrito. Turns out I had chlamydia. Oops. Needless to say, none of them ever figured it out.

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>>727828974
Pork chops in mushroom soup/gravy.

theres nothing funny about it, its disgusting

femanon here tbh think this is hot

Literally never eating out again, holy fuck.

>>727839125
Lol why, are you some kind of faggot?

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>>727834815
>cow sauce

Milk is not a sauce, fagbag

Vsauce must be a sauce, too

get the fuck out

fucking nigger

ruining b

i bet this your mom

gif related

as in related to you

nignog

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>>727840616
Are you fucking retarded?

>>727840616
Man what the fuck do you mean milk isn't a sauce?

Damn I bet you call pasta dressing a "sauce" you stupid faggot.

>>727841075
>pasta dressing

ok

you are really fag

dressing is for turkey

nigger

what are you doing

milk is still not a sauce

look up the definition of sauce

dumbass

eat breakfast

nigge

>>727841278
>>727841278
How can you be this retarded?
Milk is sauce
You put dressing on pastas and pizzas and such
As for turkeys, it's falled "filling".
And no, stuffing is for doughnuts with "stuff" I. Them.

>>727841529
you retart

you are wrong

milk is not sauce

look it up

it doesn't fall unther sauce

are you retart?

yes

i knew along

there is no debate

nigog

Milk is not sauce

you lost

>>727829662
You sound like a genuinely sick person, I hope you heal.

>>727841529
Milk can be a sauce, but is not by default

>>727841742
Man

Are you trolling
You're trolling right?
Like you aren't actually that retarded to think milk isn't a sauce?
You know milk is a sauce, right?
Right?

>>727841742
Fam

Pleas


Ficks

You're


Keybord

>>727841847
Im not blaming anyone faggot.

>>727841899
you are the troll

unther bridge is sitting

milk is not sauce

baby drink it directly from tit

milk is never sauce

why you not understan

are you of nigger

big nignog

milk is not sauce

you dummy

stop troll

got back in bridge

mlik is not of sauce cathergorie

>>727842091
is not of broken

you broken

brain

is of kaputt

>>727842184
what?

>>727828974
yeah, don't be a fucking weirdo.

>>727835161
I did it. Funny, but when will she wake up?

>>727828974
Cum on a cinnamon roll or toster strudel

Warning: guys have been charged with sexual assault for doing this before

spit and cum are my favs

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>>727828974
Op, go kill yourself.

This reminds me of the boogers and cum song from South park

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>>727828974

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>>727828974
see
>>727847021

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>>727847029
You too mate
>>727847064

>>727839125
>>727838720
>>727841758
you dont belong here

>>727847284
faggot

>>727828974
creamy white sauce on angel hair noodles mixed with cum. or "salty buttered pasta"

>>727828974
mix with mayo or yogurt idk.
good luck