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one time i got trips and never honked

I like to read yelp reviews for bars and restaurants and imagine what its like to have friends

Im OP: Ill go first.

Im in love with my best friend, when she does shit like cuddle up to me i get so tuned on. I haven't told her because it would ruin our friendship, but i feel super guilty when she does stuff like get changed in front of me because i feel sexual and i know she doesnt. (I'm a guy, i know it would ruin our close friendship if she knew how i truly felt)

I frequently fantasize about hypnotizing my aunt and some of my cousins into becoming mindless sex slaves. It goes as far as me drawing it out digitally sometimes.

>>727820056
>Deep shit, i would never dear to do that.

>>727820174
>I'm sure you do have some friends, or at least know some people that you used to be friends with?

>>727820216
She does know. You are an orbiter

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This happened yesterday.

My dad is an IT specialist. He asked me if I could come with him so I could help him do some networking. I said yes so we arrive there, no one is there except me, my dad and his colleague. I work for about 3-4 hours and then I just walk around the office. From the corner of my eye, I see a vape. Me being the retard that I am just said to myself "oh let's fucking try it". So I verify that no one is around and I turned on the vape. I fucking take a puff and that shit taste like fucking cancer. I take a couple more puffs because fuck it. I check for the flavor and it's weed. I was high my ass off and I puked because am weak. Moral of the story: don't vape off a stranger's vape.

>>727820476
She doesnt know. I can tell you that 100%.

What is an orbiter ?

I've been dosing my little brother with hormones for 3 months now.

Praise kek.

>>727820326
Its not that uncommon to have those kind of fantasizes anon. I OP these threads quite often and i see multiple people like you in each thread.

Personally i used to really have the hots for my stepmom and dreamed of her cheating on my dad with me.

Its really common, but still taboo so dont let them find out

>>727820817
Male or female hormones ?

Also is their a reason for it?

I REALLY want my wife to be so drunk or passed out or whatever so I can play around with her body. Lots of fun stuff to do. No rapes, though.

I have intense homicidal fantasies, especially about those who have wronged me in some way

>>727821603
She's your wife dude, how long have you been together ?

You're married so i assume you are close and talk to each other about fantasizes and stuff ?

You could tell her that just want to play around with her (i dont really know what you mean, just like looking at her bits and messing around with them, but not in a sexual way ?!?) or you could get her that drunk and do it, shes your wife man so i doubt she will care too much if you do sexual shit when you're both drunk ?

I'm getting to the point that I'm dreaming about raping a girl. I need to get laid soon.

Anons send help please.

>>727821937
No, she would and all that. But it's kinda sexy to be able to do it when she doesn't know...

>>727822010
Try a prostitute.

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I've had a crush on a furry character for over a year

>>727819928
I masturbated to pictures of my mom, and on a separate occasion used my aunts dirty panties to wank with

>>727822583
it looks like my elementary school art teacher

I don't address my emotions openly because they never feel strong enough to be deemed as legitimate, and so I write it off any thoughts about them as childish pretense

>>727822510
I'm 18 and I don't have a job. I also don't have a car, I don't even know any brothel near me. Not only that, but I live with my parents and I don't have any excuse to go out because I'm at home most of the time (recently moved and have no friends).

I want to be a farmer

I have these fantasies about getting famous and marrying jake gullenhaal. I'm not a good actress so that's not gonna happen but I want him so bad I'm obsessed. I do this every few months with famous people it's a problem. Anyway, anyone know how I can get him :D

>>727822994
A hot anthropomorphic redhead giraffe?

>>727823007
You have brothels? What country?

>>727819928
I've lost my creative energy (and motivation), but I still go to college to be a designer just to impress those around me.

>be in uni's male board thingy
>someone posts about this one girl, that has rumors going on about her
>everyone starts talking about their stories they heard or experiences they had with her
>a few guys drop pics
>rumors confirmed
>can't stop fapping to her, she's cute, but slutty, should I try to get her even if she prefers her foreign coursemates?

>>727823161
this made me cringe

Whenever my sister has friends stop round I always look for their panties and take pictures of them

>>727820793
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orbiter

>>727823238
The red hair and the clothes remind me of her. My teacher wasn't a giraffe with big tits

>>727819928
My job is depressing.

>thinking to an hero

>struggle to get a job win a BSEE because I'm a white male

>inb4 do it faggot

>>727823670
Fucking kek. If only she was

>>727823670
I was just kiddin ya. Too bad though.

>>727820216
Your first mistake was having a feme best friend. I have no sympathy for you OP

I want to fuck my sister and all of her friends

I talk to this girl all the time, but i feel friendzoned and idk how to get out. we talk about porn and memes so comfortably that it's like we're siblings. what do?

>>727820817
Post before and afters anon

>>727824026

I have such a deep fear of inanimate objects watching me shit that I wrap myself in towels and shit in the dark

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>>727824026
Hang on the pic didn't load

>>727824233
Fucking kek

>>727820401
I really don't. The "friends" I had when I was young were shit. I never got better friends when I matured because reasons. Now here I am.

>>727820216
she changes in front of you? that's really a bit much. i think you have to tell her how you feel and let the chips fall where they may. if she doesn't accept you, then move on. your friendship may be damaged, but would you prefer to continue on with the possibility always in your head and living like a creep? it's better to man up, bring it out in the open like a man, and let her tell you her decision.

friendship is way overrated and it's not like there aren't any other friends to be made out there in the world. if she drops you, then you make new friends. Don't let them make you feel uncomfortable. "Feelings" at the end of the day, are momentary.

>>727824053
ask if you want to try out some of the porn you share

cuck

>>727824053
Run away

>>727824053
siblings don't talk about porn. tell her that all this talk is making you hard and say "let's fuck". worst thing that happens, she backs out. best thing, you're in and you're fucking her couple times a week.

I don't know if I do have a secret /b/, maybe it was something so bad I forgot about it or suppress it?

Anything I thing that it think is a secret I'm sure someone knows.

How about, I've been told I have tough skin and I want to see how tough it is, but I don't go out of my way for fights, nor am I gotta harm my self?

>>727824011
>jealousy

>>727824356
Yea, its complete trust. We have been best friends since primary school and we're 20 now.

Its the strongest relationship ive ever had, we know everything about each other, over time i thought we would grow apart like most my other friends, but we just got closer.

Its really fucking weird, ive only felt this way for maybe a year now, its just like i dont see why we wouldnt date. we practically live with each other and never got in a big argument.

I haven't told her because i know it would destroy the friendship, it would never go back to this stage if she doesnt like me that way. never.

and to make things worse i dont think she does like me that way either. we do shit like go through her tinder profile and pick out hot guys (im bi).

it would fucking ruin me if i ruined this friendship. but at the same time i can feel it crumbling because of how i feel, i feel super guilty when she does shit like get changed in front of me, or fall asleep on me because i know she means it in friendly way, but i cant any more

>>727824194
I have a similar issue, although its not that bad.

I have a fear of people hearing me shit, so i always have to do it when nobody is home, and sometimes that takes like 3 days

>>727825079
then you have to be honest and tell her, or leave. you can't be there like that. what's the point of friendship if you're hurting like hell? better make it official that you guys are or are not couple material.

it will hurt at first, and the friendship will never be the same, but think about it: the friendship will never be the same when you know she's with another man.

>>727824011
It wasnt a mistake, i want it to go back to being just a friendship feeling so badly, but i cant control it.

id say well 3/4 of my friends are girls.

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>>727825015
Been down that road. Worst mistake of my life.

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms friend

>>727825504
Sorry to hear, man

>>727825579
what

>>727825579
What the fuck

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>>727825579
Not sure what to make of this

>>727825978
I would bang that bunny

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>>727826203
Who wouldn't

I've been having strong thoughts of suicide for months now. I've thought about it for years, but it's becoming an obsession. I sincerely hate life.

I am planning on crashing my motorcycle into an 18-wheeler so it looks like an accident. I have a $1.5M life insurance policy taken out for my wife. I also have a document drafted that gives her instructions on how to do virtually everything she needs to do in the event that something happens

I'm hoping this year is my last

I haven't been happy in 20 years. I honestly want to kill myself. The only reason I haven't yet is because I don't want to put my mom through that whole situation. So I keep my mask on even though I'm dying inside.

>>727819928
I´m not actually a faggot

>>727819928
>I rip people off for a living (made 10k in the past week)

>i have a gf of 2.5yrs but have been seeing another girl for the past few months. Just so happens to have the same name so no mix ups thankfully

>my (female) cousin stayed with me for a few days recently and I spy cam recorded her showering

>>727826295
same here, but i dont hate my life its more of a lack of meaning to live, the only reason as to wry i an still living is because its bearable i guess.

I was raped as a 4 year old and the only time i talked about it was to a friend and he made fun off me, my parents tought i forgot but i never did.

>>727826819
Story?

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>>727820326
>>727821048
I mean the only good thing is that it helps me get better but only with sketches

Pic related, just finished / shitscribbled this now based off of an aunt and two cousins

>>727826690
I don't hate my life either- I just hate living. I have a gorgeous wife, custom built house, fast cars, bikes, 6-figure income.... I mean from the outside looking in, most people would kill for what I have.

But I dread waking up. Nothing makes me happy and all I do is work. I made $3k just in overtime last week, that's on top of my base salary of $2.5k/wk. Guess what? I was happier when I was living paycheck to paycheck 10 years ago.

>>727826543
more info on scamming?

Like what kind of scams you running and how do you avoid police.

also any tips for someone that wants to get into it?

im bisexual and nobody fucking knows, no even my girlfriend (im a dude)
i think that if i tell her may be she could lose some attraction to me

>>727827166
Most people suffer from this because they never deviate from routine. Plan something interesting and different once for every week so you can look forward to something. Try planning something big once a year at least as well

>>727827298
I told my girlfriend and she accepted it. You should tell her man

thinking about cheating on my wife. nothing wrong with her, nothing wrong with the relationship, just i dunno, not exciting enough?

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>>727826543
How you scamming?

I am pretty sure I am a sociopath and autistic. The only reason i function in society is because i just copied what i see charismatic people do so i come off as just a humorous slightly awkward guy. When i get tired and cant hold the act people say that im being weird and act a lot different. I flagged a psych test in the navy but talked my way out of it. I never thought i was but after i went out into the real world i seem to be very different. But idk. Am i just overthinking it?

I have been fucking a friends mom for the last few years now

>>727827409
how did you tell her?

>>727826946
>Be me 4 years old
>Go with my parents to my neighboors house
> They have a son
>He says to me "Hey anon come with me and i'll show you something cool"
>I follow him to his room
>He looks the door behind me
>He pulls down his pants and underwear and sits down on the side of his bed
>Tells me to suck his dick
>I say no
>He then tries convinces me his dick tasted like chocolate
>Me being autist 4 year old believes him
>Suck his dick
>He cums in my mouth
>I spit it out
>After we left on our way back to my house i turn to my parents and tell them what happened
>My dad is pissed
>He started walking towards our neigbours house
>I go inside my house

We moved not too long after

>>727819928
I'm rich but I'm still depressed as fuck.. I'm a piece of shit tbh

>>727827586
Sorry for bad english (not from a english speaking country)

>>727827586
woah, thats fucked up
how old was their son?

>>727827689
45

me and couple of friends fucked my cousin when she was 14.

>>727827689
No idea never talked about it to my parents and too young to remember

>>727827657
buy a girl?

>>727827784
Story?

>>727827784
nice, was it good?

once i had a threesome with a male friend and a friend's mom (as i said before im bisexual)
i havent told no one

>>727827457
Not all it's cracked up to be pal appreciate what you have because the hoes you find for short lived entertainment will not sustainably cook for you or clean up after you.
Assuming you have a good wife as you said and she does these things.

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I want to devour and consume every single fervor of rage from every living thing, and even the entropy in the universe...and keep it all pent up inside. This feeling will be called "Darkness." Then when the time is right, unleash it onto everything until oblivion is in everyone's wake.

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I kinda wanna fuck her. A lot.

I'm in the closet and it's hard for me to act disgusted whenever I see a dick in media when others are around

>>727828082
i know this. doesn't stop me wanting to. just want to go out and have a wild time for a bit

>>727825672
He said his mom's friend tried to finger him in the back of her car, stupid.

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I am a guy. I go to Disneyland alone and Disneybound as Judy Hopps every time I go. Carrot pen and all

>>727826543
Did she masturbate in the shower?

>>727828340
What's Disneybound?

>>727828269
I have the same wants even with amazingly wonderful wife. I wish there was a switch I could just turn off in my head to prevent other women from being so attractive.
Looking back on my past actions (at least 4 years ago now) I really don't know if I would do it again and there's no going back once the damage is done all you can do is hide from yourself and bury the truth or throw away everything you worked for

>>727827883
she had a crush on my friend, and we all got to talking about sex and blow jobs, dick sizes and one of my friends talked her into touching our dicks, because you cant get a true measurement if not hard. wasnt long before she was sucking ( not very good at first) him and my other friend , was incredibly wild seeing her suck them. I was hard as hell, and kinda knew it was wrong, but had to have some of that even if it was my cousin. she was a little hesitant about sucking me, especially as I watched her on my dick. She wasn’t a swallower, more a spitter. my friends got behind her and were taking turns, and when that pussy was presented, damn i knew i had to have it too.

We had more sessions with her, we all watched porn together, to show her what we like and stuff, she was pretty good at the end of the month

Same as op, I think i'm in love with one of my best friends.

>>727819928
When I was 14, I would sometimes tell the little girls I was babysitting to go change their underwear and then creep on them. Never went beyond that and I've since grown disgusted with that particular fetish but it happened and I still have to force myself to think about other things whenever someone brings little girls around me.

Sucks to suck.

I don't use toilet paper.

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I used to think i was a transexual
Not the cute neo nazi trap style
A dirty lib commie style
To this day i question how i ended up loke that
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>>727828707
So am I, but he's not gay. RIP me

>>727828607
i happen to be very good at burying the truth, done some shit i regret in my life, i manage fine

>>727828829
I don't use the toilet

>>727828519
It's like wearing a pseudo costume. In my case it's dark blue jeans, grey dress shoes, utility belt with carrot pen, light blue dress shirt with white under shirt, black suit vest, and finally my judy hopps badge pin.

>>727828744
eh, typical 14 year old shit, i did worse

I know my mom has been cheating with other men

Did Julien lie about magic pills? Can I just push a button after all?

>>727829057
So you just walk around? Do people take pics?

>>727829083
Like what?

Wanna confess to grill but she's my only friend and i don't wanna ruin that.

>>727829213
i spied on a couple of my cousins like this, also took pictures, partially undressed one of them in her sleep, and touched one of them while playing with her

>>727828929
I think we all could say the same about one thing or another in our lives, just wanted to weigh in with some life experience take it for what it's worth.
Do what you want, you're going to anyway- quote from an old dog friend of mine

>>727829415
yeah, not sure i actually will. this definitely makes me think twice, which is a bit annoying

i have magic powers

I broke once when i dropped a cup. Mom was extremely mad and hit hard. Baby was sad and tears wet.

>>727829657
Prove it

>>727829083
meh, they were ranged from ages 11 to 6 so even then I felt like a special kind of creep. loli bodies are so gorgeous though... I feel like maybe I should move to some islander place, possibly japan or similar place with very small girls since some of them tend to look like lolis. Find myself a girl who might be a little relieved that someone likes the lolita look and just take care of her. About as healthy a fantasy as a pedophile can get I guess...

>>727825478
your biggest secret is that you are gay

>>727829843
a g e
o f
c o n s e n t
in
japan
> 13

>>727829765
then it wouldnt be secret anymore would it

>>727829843
i mean i did the same thing with my cousins who were in that age range. it's really not as uncommon as you think, people just tend not to talk about it.

>>727830023
Fuck, you got me

>>727829181
Occasionally people take pics. I met a chick who was disneybounding as nick one time and we hung out all day. People took alot of pics with the two of us but that was the best thing to happen so far

My daughter and I had sex when she was 20.

My cum tastes salty.

>>727830230
worth?

>>727828929
How'd you bury it? Got caught shoplifting, kinda wanna be a cop. Need help on burying shit

>>727830230
elaborate

>>727830053
I used to pretend I couldnt swim when I was 6 or 7 so I could hold on to my older cousins back and touch her tits and press my groin on her ass.

>>727830020
lol better than mexico
age of consent
>12
also a lot of places are still so corrupt that people are fighting just to prosecute people who go even lower.

I try not to think about it but mexico is not too far away... Kind of like the islander look better though.

>>727830225
Sounds kinda fun.

>>727829913
No, im bi.

But i have far more girly interests, i prefer female figure and everything but penis > vag any day

>>727820762
Haha first time smoking?

>>727830402
but they're beaners
you gotta get them weeaboo tiddies

>>727830475
bi = gay

>>727830349
well i didn't get caught for one

>>727830154
yeah sounds pretty goofy right

but id rather have you be clueless while you watch other people shape your reality

>>727830576
troll harder

>>727830576
Fuck, forgot i didnt know my own sexuality

>>727830453
That's why I do it, even though it is pretty high on the spectrum o autism

>>727830720
on the one hand, the guy's attempting to troll, so we can pretty obviously not take him seriously

on the other hand, a lot of people actually believe it's impossible to be attracted to both sexes, which is ridiculous

>>727830312
Worth, probably best ever.

>>727825504
That is not how I imagined snakes drink water.

>>727830642
Shit, if I was in the magical matrix or some shit I wouldn't care my life is pretty fantastic right now.

>>727830886
nice! how'd you manage to swing that?

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>>727824356
So pay attention fucko.
My girl and i knew eachother for 3 years before we atarted fucking. She was friendly and what not but i never thought anything of it. Hints got more and more hardcore and one day she changed in front of me. I was pretty turned on but gave her some privacy. The next night she didnit again. Bent over. Pussy popped through her lags and i walked up behind her and grabbed a fat fucking handful of ass.
We kissed and she finally admitted (the next morning) that shed been trying to get my blind ass to make a move for 3 years.
We are a year and a half into dating and basically live together.
Just.
Do.
It.

>>727830613
Sounds like a good plan. All I need to do is convince some drug addict to keep quiet and I'm golden

>>727830832
Kek I was gonna say "it sounds fun in a autistic kind of way"

>>727830352
She used to be my model for pictures. Nudes came up in conversation, she agreed to try it. While taking pics admitted she was making me hard, she wanted to see, it escalated.

>>727830225
Was she hot?

>>727830987
Taking pics of her and it escalated. She was my model.

>>727831093
Depending on the character and if you coordinate with other people it's actually pretty cool. The fact that I go alone as a female bunny is what makes it pretty bad

I fucked my sister ( 24 )as part of a group where she didn't know the guys

>>727820216
I was in the same situation OP. It really sucks. We were getting closer and closer. Until we went to schooltrip and she slept with some other guy, Just the thought of her being fuked by him made me crazy. If you want I could give you the full story.

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>>727819928
had sex with a dog once and parents had to put it down because of injuries. They don't know who had sex with it but it was me

>>727819928
I hate sand.

I don't think I'm capable of love, I think the only reason I'm a kissless virgin is because the only thing I want out of a woman is sex. People just arent important to me,the only thing that matters is my pleasure. Over the years I've slowly realized why I get this sort of lock in my brain when I talk to a girl and I get really awkward. It's because I want to fuck her, I've probably fantasized about her, I fantasize about pretty much every female in my life, and I wish I could just rape her right fucking there and not have to talk to her and take care of her like a normal human being. I hope I don't turn into a fucking rapist, but I can definitely relate to that kind of mindset.

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I once tore off that tag on the mattress that you're not supposed to tear off... cause it got in the way of Loli rape... I glued the tag back on, but every day I live in fear if the mattress police....

>>727827513
I have this same problem and it is because I see everyone as below me.

>>727831470
fuck the rest of this thread, I want to know more about this

>>727831470

Then I have bad news for you. You have sand in your butt-crack, Anon. Sorry...

I think that niggers deserve rights

>>727831015
hmh interesting, i more or less wanted to get it ff my shoulders than make a move. id never told anyone before.

I dont think its like that, when she gets changed she doesnt push anything out, she just kinda get changed normally. I know her well enough that i know shes not into me that way.

thanks for sharing your story though, anon

ive been raped

>>727831616
>>727831554
Anon skywalker

>>727831554
It's course, it's rough, and it gets everywhere.

>>727831724
sorry to hear that, who did it?

>>727831635
Whoah... Edge much?

>>727823521
post the pics

>>727831372
got any pics of her

I am a narcissist. I cannot go a single day without thinking about how I am smarter than the vast majority of people. I want to get into politics solely because every other job seems like a normie-level waste of my intellect.

>>727829131
KEK

>>727827166
Eric? Lambo guy?

I became to believe in god and all that, just somehow happened, from an atheist depressed loner retard, i became a happy hippie that believes in energy ect and has a girlfriend. Never thought I'd believe in god one day. Life is strange.

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I fucked my friend my friend while she was passed out. 2 times now and would do aain if iven the chance. pic related

>>727832406
You're still on 4chan buddy don't get ahead of yourself

>>727828093
10 edgy 20 me

>>727831642
Sounds like a 20 year relationship is about to end and you're either gunna be starting a new one with her or leaving her for gud. Perhaps it would be best to explain how you feel and that if she doesn't feel the same you gotta jet cause shit has got weird for you.

37 yr old haven't seen a doctor in 20 years , lived a very unhealthy life , drugs , alcohol, horrible diet, am now in horrible health , in constant pain, most likely dieing, go through life , job , relationship, family, under the impression that everything is fine.

>>727832534
I only come once a month or so, i guess old habits die hard, it's just 4 am and i have a cold, nothing better to do i guess.

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>>727831893

>>727832650
Oh, maybe you should go see a doctor? Change your diet?

>>727832218
yes. caught her a few times

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>>727830547
true, and better chance of an oriental girl retaining the lolita look. Try "normal" porn but it really doesn't get much by itself, more the act of masturbating that gets me off than anything though I'd be lying if I said watching teens get fucked silly wasn't a turn on. I like it when they spasm and lose focus on their surroundings for a bit. Also find a little bit of dom play and teasing by a cute girl to be mesmerizing but most things like pain or excessive restraints tend to turn me off.

Confident tease loli is best loli.

I feel like posting everything that bothers me but I know I'll just be shamed for being the disgusting cuck I am :^)

>>727832974
fucking do it

>>727832974
its worth it kid

>>727830402
The age of consent in Pakistan is:
ERR_AGE_NOT_FOUND

>>727833231
if you're muslim and have a marriage agreement. If they catch you deflowering a loli that isn't yours, you'll probably end up dead or living with your dick chopped off.

>>727830720
No, for men if you like anything about a man, that makes you gay. It doesn't matter if you have a girlfriend, liking men is still gay.

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I'm a furry.

>>727831470
Yeah, right! It gets everywhere!

>>727833391
>>727833231
That being said, middle eastern rape investigations probably don't fair well when their prophet was a pedophile warlord as well.

>>727821922
how old are you?

was at a bonfire with friends and became very good friends with this one girl I knew but never really talked to. eventually her bf left to get firewood and we left into the woods to stargaze (idk why, I was high off my ass). eventually we ended up fucking for like 15 mins came back and no one gave a shit. her bf and i were distant friends btw. this girl is one of my best friends now and after that night she's never acted romantically towards me again and it's been about a year. she's perfect for me in every way but i'm too scared to tell her i like her.

>>727832015
Me too. But trust me when I say that there are people who are better than you.

>>727834257
tell her that sheit

>>727832015
>I am a narcissist. I cannot go a single day without thinking about how I am smarter than the vast majority of people.
But are you actually smart? or just a snobby 'high-horse' shit?

>>727832489
show us the asssss

>>727833621
Tor?

>>727834063
Probably too young for this website.

I've killed 2 people

>>727834686
For future reference, don't kill me plz.

>>727834686
did they get cut on your sharp edges

Been having an affair with my wife's younger sister for 7 years

>>727834939
Hawt

>>727834993
> I'm 31
> Wife's 29
> Married 3 years
> Her sister is 24
> Sister and I have zero remorse/regret
> Just sex

sometimes I lick my period blood

>>727835121
Like I said. Hawt.

>>727833196
>>727833126
I'm in love and I don't have it in me to show this girl my true emotions. She wants me to come over to her dorm to study and we've exchanged numbers too but I always feel weird about just dropping by, and I'll never text her because the last time I texted a girl I liked I was the poster child of cringe memes. I'd rather just talk to her in class or in the hallway forever and see where that goes.

>>727835197
tits or gtfo

>>727835121
You would have been 24 when it started and her 17. Um...

>>727835197
lol u wild, wyd tho?

>>727835197
Tits or gtfo. You know the rules. And don't forget to write down the date and to show it to the camera.

>>727832489

can't only was able to steal this one off her phone

>>727835207
it is a rush everytime we do it, never gets old
>>727835334
well aware haha

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>>727835411

I want to fuck my cousin. What do I do?

>>727835677
Ooooh, your going to jail

>>727835739
Your age? her age? how close are you friendship? how often do you see each other? first cousin?

>>727835781
16 legal in my state buddy

also who the fuck is gonna rat us out now? lol

>>727835735
I said tits or leave.

>>727835872
The fuck. How did you coerce her to fuck you? And 16 is legal up to being 18. After that you're boned.

Screwed my 19 year old cousin in the ass when I was 18

>>727819928
I do a lot of things wrong and I am completely aware of what is wrong with them and how they can be avoided, but for some reason, probably lazyness, I never get to stop doing these wrong things

>>727835826
I'm 18 and she's 17. I'd say we're friends. We see each other throughout the week in class. And no

RIP thread.

I'm a (not exactly but what some people would call) misogynistic, narcissistic, asshole who barely feels shame.

>>727831423
not him but i would like the full story.

I'm a guy and lost my virginity to another guy at 11 years old

>>727836513
ha gaieeeeeeeeeee

>>727836010
Long story short
> Sister in law (SIL) at a party
> Gets drunk, calls for ride home, doesn't want her sister to know
> Then girlfriend, now wife didn't drive
> I go to go pick her up
> Have always had attraction to her
> Pick her up, drive her home
> As I park out front, she says WIFE is so lucky to have you and gives me a huge hug and goes to kiss me on cheek
> I turn accidentally and lock lips
> No one pulls away for like 3 seconds
> Pull away, look at each other
> (think to myself, fuck it shes drunk wont remember)
> Quickly lean back in to kiss
> She doesn't pull away
> I slip tongue, she doesn't stop
> Keep going for like 30 seconds, no problem yet
> Run hand through her hair, down her face, feel her up
> She's using a lot of tongue now
> Make out for like 10 minutes in front of her parents house at like 3 AM
> We stop eventually
> "Is this wrong?" or some thing like that she says
> "probably. should we stop?"
> "probably"
> go back to making out
> she eventually goes inside
> don't talk about it for like a week
> eventually get IM (remember AIM???)
> "we should do that again" she fucking says
> and that's what started it

>>727836270
is there even the remotest bit of attraction on her end?

>>727819928
>Invited to girls house, been over a few.. in love with and she knows.. tells me to bring wine.. do it. its pretty normal.. shes kinda pissed at me right now, give her access to my facebook.. shes all dammit why you do this.. talking about her to other people and talked to dudes she was talking to. We laugh a bit, chill.. she drinks about half her glass of wine.. kisses me.. gets in shower with clothes on.. calls me in there. eventually clothes come off.. at first shes trying to hide it.. talk to her while she showers, tells me how handsome I am... how she doesn't do this. hand her towel see "the goods", she knows but still tries to hide behind towel. she finished her wine when she got out. help her walk around shes a bit stumbly.. wearing only towel.. kisses me some more.. tells me I am a great kisser.. now just plain naked touching me. kiss back.. lots of touching and walking her over to get some clothes.. she puts on a shirt.. bends over.. junk is touching mine.. pushing into me.. there is alot of this pushing into me going on. talk a bit more.. she starts laundry because no clothes.. sits on machine.. hold her while shes on it bottomless.. she kisses my neck.. do it back.. tells me to stop.. because shes getting horny.. stop for a bit, she undoes a ceiling fixture and throws lightbulbs into the bathtub into the bathroom behind me.. she kisses me again.. and again.. do it back.. gets down from machine as it starts thumping a little because she cant take it.. she proceeds into kitchen.. takes apart all her fire alarms.. pours water in the floor as I sit with her there, pours water on me.. partially soaks me, I am drinking at this point. knocks over some booze that she had handed me.. clean that up.. dance around with her a bit.. laugh, she throws a pizza into the yard.. breaks a wine bottle over the porch railing..

>>727831191
6.5/10

>>727825579
Nigga

>>727836680
HAWT

im gay lel

now that i think about it i always wanted to be a baker

>>727831432
damn you're pathetic

>>727836759
I think so because I was talking about a cute girl and she got jealous, as well as I overheard her referred me as him after touching my arm

>>727834661
You should see a therapist

>>727836911
> she walks outside bottomless, the shirt is long enough to cover everything just not if she bends over or whatever.. runs down the hill in a trailer park in the dark to check her mail.. get my jack and shit on because its cold and follow her a bit.. shes already at the bottom of huge hill, see her running back up hill without stumbling.. goddamn shes agile for a drunk.. steals neighbors trashcan.. take it from her and throw it across into another yard..go back inside go into bedroom.. she lays down rolling all over in just the shirt.. vagoo waving around in the air.. talk for a bit.. keeps asking to get more booze.. denied, get on her and kiss a bit.. tell her I dont want her to pass out or get any weirder, demands more booze... get up and grab glass.. she starts flailing around with legs where I am knocking shit in the floor off her dresser.. she asks me what I am doing standing there.. tells me to get down there.. put cup down.. get down there.. kiss.. hand is on my shoulder.. take the hint.. go south.. vagoo in face.. such lick vagoo and press tongue hard into top of clit.. rubbing all over.. going crazy.. stand up after a bit.. take shirt off "why take shirt off anon? you dont have tits" put shirt back on.. take off pants.. dick flops out.. "wait anon, dont.. I dont want you to.. not when I am drunk like this" Ok.. put pants back on.. tell her goodnight.. she begins to throw tantrum.. "leaving me like this anon?!" throws things.. kicking wall.. leaves dent in wall with thrown objects.. OKAY.. kiss some more.. go down for the second time.. its good.. too good.. she takes my hand shows me how she wants finger blasted.. take over.. rub the top inside of pussy hard with finger while sucking licking and pushing tongue hard into top of clit.. shakes.. says my name a few times.. tells me to wait.. she doesnt finish.. stay the night.. tells me she shouldnt have made me do that. apologizes several times. sleep next to her only not very well

>>727820817
that wont work out well

got dragged to a wedding last night, one of my boss' friends
got bailed up by this tight little piece all night until finally she begged me to taste my cock and balls out the back behind the venue
vaccumed down every last drop of my cum
today boss texts me, turns out she could have been 11...
hope nobody finds out

I have fantasized about killing people and going on mass murder sprees targeting gangs multiple times

>>727836680
when did you two fuck? HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET SO FKN LUCKY?!

When I was 17 I regularly ate out a 14 year old.

It was Illegal in my country, but I regret nothing.

>>727819928
Is this loli or a real girl? http://www.swingeer.com

>>727838026
please, seek help .

Me and my ex gf
had sex on multiple occasions to the point where she got pregnant. We got an abortion. Everyone thinks were virgins including her boyfriend, and we still have sex to this day.

>>727837800
>she doesn't sleep very well either.. rolls close to me.. grabs my arm.. sit there for a bit awkwardly.. scoot up and put my hand in hers.. she grabs tight.. put hand on chest.. hold hands for hours. next day everything starts off normal.. chill for a bit.. "goddamn anon I wrecked my house" bathtub with clothes in it.. another with lightbulbs.. fire alarms everywhere.. pizza and broken glass in yard and on porch.. dents in wall.. shit knocked in the floor.. she leaves for a bit.. I stay and try to get a little rest.. she comes back to bed.. try and rest some more. Get up to leave.. had to work.. head home.. next day we work together.. very few words spoken. everything very professional.. text her about the dent right before we leave.. she laughs.. talk about everything later.. still apologizing.. says she doesnt want to hurt me.. afraid.. fuck my life anon.

>>727838292
I appreciate that you're sharing a thing with us but the non-greentext greentext is obnoxious and the lack of real punctuation and capitalization is stupid

>>727826295
Don't do it man. As cliche as it might sound you don't understand the world of hurt it will bring her and your family. My dad recently killed himself and I feel like a piece of me died with him. Get the help you need please.

my ex could not get hard when we tried to have sex. It was also difficult to give him a blowjob. It destroyed my self esteem. after that, I began to sleep with guys I don't have feelings for, 'cause I think it's the only way I can get cuddles ...

>>727838627
*shrug* I am not writing a novel for you nigger.

>>727838636
sounds like he was a gay anon

>>727836759
>>727837496
Is this guy gone?

>>727838826
that's what I thought but we are still friends today and he told me that it's because I'm not his type. He talks to me about girl he likes and they are very thin, wich I'm not

>>727819928
Nigger

>>727839126
>they are very thin, wich I'm not
gonna need a timestamped pic of that flabby torso anon

>>727838771
not really sure what you're doing but your style makes you sound retarded

>>727839299
what will it change if I post it seriously it's so fucking pointless

I'm 22 and haven't gone to school yet. I want to go to the police academy but have been putting it off. I'm afraid I won't be allowed in because of my past uses with mdma, weed, acid, coke a few times, and so on. I'm scheduled for an appointment in a week and just stopped smoking a few days ago. I really want to become a cop but feel as if I fucked up to much to pass a polygraph test. Not sure if I should just tell the truth or try to lie. My backup plan is just to challenge the cna test and pass and then go to Lpn. I'm gonna be honest, I don't really want too but I'm tired of letting my parents and gf down. I don't really want to go to college because I just really don't like the school aspect. I feel lost honestly and I hate myself for procrastinating so bad and not taking it more seriously

>>727837907
details on her? your age at time? and htf not notice she's that young?

>>727839559
it wont change anything, I just like loose chubby women

>>727823161
Step 1: sharpie...

>>727837907
I call bullshit. How and why would an 11 year old do that.

>>727839803
are you a virgin?

>>727823161
Jake Gyllenhall here. Show your tits and I'm yours.

>>727839858
not at the moment but maybe later if I have free time

>>727840120
that made sens

>>727839320
welcome newfriend

>>727839808
>>727839899
>>727823161
show us tits now

This morning I jerked off into my neice's scrambled eggs

>>727825079
FAG

>>727819928
I genuinely enjoy eating da booty like groceries

>>727826819
I'm sorry about what happened that's horrible not everyone's a predator around here

>>727841622
sounds like something a predator would say

>>727841696
I'm trying not to sound like one

>>727841834
you're doing a pretty shit job m8

>>727841924
I'm not a predator alright I'm just some teen who's looking through 4chan and it's not looking pretty
I'll even send you a picture it's not a dick pic don't worry

I talked my last gf into letting her dog lick her pussy

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>>727841924

I get a gf two months ago. she told me i like her so much. i felt so alone so i asked her about be together. The point is, i dont like her but i feel alone. i dont know how leave her without hurt her

I told my family I was jailed out of state for 3 months and given a suspended sentence.

In reality I was on a gay cruise to try to figure out my sexuality.

I have feelings that confuse me, i need to be real, I need to take a spin. But I'm a panda and he's a fox. I wish I knew his true thoughts, he's amazing.

>>727823083
Deep shit bro

>I didn't know she has

I'm in love with a girl in a relationship. Instead of trying to steal her, i drew art of her. Probably spent to much time on it, but now i've got something to show her if they ever break up.

via careful bumping and constantly changing IPs, I once kept a thread live on /b/ for over 14 hours

>>727847002
post some of your art

There's an alleyway by my house and kids hang around drinking and smoking.

I walked up there a few month back and three girls asked me to buy then alcohol. I asked what do I get out of this?

The chubby one was selected by the others to show me her tits. She agreed.

I bought the alcohol for them and true to their word she got her chubby tits out. I flopped my cock out, they didn't seem into it, but chubby kept playing her tits while I shot my load on the floor infront of them. I zipped up and left. Happy days

I'm having sex with a friend's wife.

>Be me 8 year old boy
>No clue of sex
>Goes to nephew house
>one year younger of me
>Invited to his room
>Play stupid "doctor game"
>We be naked for "surgery"
>Ends up jerking me off
>Be me no clue
>He asked me to do the same
>I follow
>He came but it was just sticky pee
>He blew me
>I felt weird, but it feels good
>I pee on his mouth
>He spits and vomits
>We put our shirt and pants on

After that, we had more erotic stuff going. Shall I continue?

I'm 33 and have a gorgeous 17 year old girl who works for me. I'd never do anything that violates workplace etiquette, but today she bent over in front of me, in a thin and very v-necked shirt, and I glanced down at her body.

I'm sure she knew, but I think she might be angling for special treatment. I try to play the boss, and got some reasonable work out of her, but it's hard to deny I treat her better than one of her significantly less-attractive coworkers.

Much to my shame.

>>727847579
No

i can't cope with my anxiety. I've tried therapy, yoga, medication, pet therapy, meditation, etc. Nothing works. I feel like I'm destined to be a ball of worry and fear for the rest of my life. Also having/starting to have a panic attack

>>727847579
No. Get out of here with that crap

>>727847739
And then when you give her "special treatment", she'll turn around and threaten to report you to your superiors unless you give her something she wants.

Exposing your cleavage doesn't imply dating interest!

>>727848126
Maybe get a deep tissue massage?

>>727847425
This is a secret thread, not a beta low standards thread

>>727848228
Of course not. I said I'd never violate workplace etiquette. I refuse to even flirt w/ her.

>>727848270
I've tried massages before and it helps me relax for a short period of time but nothing long term. I've gotten so used to being so anxious and stressed out that I can't function properly when I'm relaxed. But I can't keep going on with this constant fear and worry.

>>727848126
clinical anxiety is fucking hard.

what medication have you tried? different things work for different people.