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If you could bring any musical artist back from the dead

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If you could bring any musical artist back from the dead - who would it be?
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>>727819705
I think Jim Morrison could have done more
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Sold more albums than the Beatles
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Jerry Garcia
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Ludwig van Beethoven
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>>727819705
John Lennon and have Yoko take his place.
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>>727819705
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SRV
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>>727820777
Trips of truth and my choice as well.
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>>727819705
Layne Staley
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>>727820641
with hearing aids from an infomercial
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>>727819786
This
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>>727819705
This guy. Although he would crawl back into the grave once he heard what passes for music these days.
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Notorious BIG
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Absolutely SRV. His death was total fucking bull shit.
I would've chose the rest of Skynyrd but that's multiple people
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>>727821107
you da real mvp
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>>727820480
>>727820641
Also good choices. Jerry was pretty much tapped out when he died, though. And Ludwig might have been, too.
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>>727821304
I'm glad he fucking died, fucking edgelord ruined music and indie with his shitty grunge asswash that made everything else in the world today sound the same thanks to him
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John Bonham
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>>727821382
>Jerry was pretty much tapped out when he died
i really just posted jerry cause of how OP phrased the question.

but yeah... he was tapped out in the 90s... especially when bruce wasn't regularly playing with them anymore.
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lemmy kilmister
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cerati
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>>727820641
"How can I compose wit all deez hoes?" -Beethoven, 1814
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Mozart
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zappa
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>>727819705
Freddie Mercury, but not regular Freddie Mercury. It would be like a South Park, zombie version of Freddie Mercury.
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Bring them back now or bring them back so that they didn't die in their time period?
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Eminem.
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Dio so he could finish the Magica trilogy.
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Richard Wright
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>>727821787

>have stuttering problem your whole life
>want to be successful musician, but stuttering keeps you from living your dream
>turn to alcohol to cope with the pain
>late in your 40s, realize that your stuttering goes away when you scat sing
>give up alcohol
>become a scatman
>get record deal
>become internationally famous singer at age 55
>immediately get cancer and die
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>>727822112
>become a scatman
Uhh...
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>>727821672
Solo por 2 canciones buenas que hizo
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I'd love to bring Dimebag Darrell back.
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Les Claypool
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>>727821866

This. Lots of people disliked his his songs, but he was a musical genius.

I'd also bring back Prince for the same reason.
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>>727819705
David Bowie
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Seriously? No rekt thread? What has happened to /b/?
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>>727821069
>although he would crawl back into the grave once he heard what passes for music these days
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YcAwIU-sBXI

Don't oppress me
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>>727820480
beat me to it
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>>727820777
The only correct answer
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>>727822551
made me google it
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>>727821672
YES!
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>>727822695
You must've missed the five-hundred other rekt threads.
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>>727822009
fuck Dio and fuck you for suggesting him
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>>727822009
This is a good suggestion
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john lennon, come on guys
he would have either gone crazy or been assassinated by someone else eventually
rip john
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>>727822438
Reminds me of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Tipton
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>>727819705
OP, michael is not dead
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>>727819705
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>>727822112
>>immediately get cancer and die

funny but he was happy with his life
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>>727821619
There was a magazine cover back in the '80s that asked "Is Dead God?". But Jerry was a lot more than just the cornerstone for the Grateful Dead. His traditional repertoire (old-timey, bluegrass, early jazz) was phenomenal. He even cut a children's album in Spanish. He even made Bob Dylan listenable.
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>>727821814

This. He died at 35. Can you fucking imagine what he could have done with another 30 or 40 years.... Jesus.
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>>727821787
>>727822112
>>727822246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knyxvQ8-9RE
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>>727821672
the riff here is mind-blowing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-EMvjJ_X9g
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>>727819705
Boy George
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Otis Redding.
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Cliff Burton
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>>727824599
He wasn't much of an innovator and the style he wrote in was tightly circumscribed, so he would have become another Vivaldi, of whom Luigi Dallapiccola said, "he did not write four hundred concerti, he wrote one concerto four hundred times."
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>>727824602
KEK
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>>727820777
Damn straight.
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Another for Zappa
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>>727825328
Sheik Yerbouti.
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Eyedea
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>>727825172
Your infuriating pseudo-intellectualism is leaking
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>>727819705
Bradley Nowell
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Hendrix or Rhoads
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Frank Zappa
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>>727821304
If he hadn't died nirvana would have faded away into obscurity. It definitely would not be as popular as it is now.
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>>727825607
This. Wish I could have had a few more sublime albums.
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>>727820777
>>727820996
>>727822009
>>727824986
>>727825328
Yes
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>>727825607
Yes! It would be either him or Bryan Adams.
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>>727819705
Brad Nowell
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>>727825577
Sorry, but it's true. OP's implicit question was "which composer's trajectory was cut short by death", not "who is your favorite musician". Okay, so you liked him but Mozart was pretty much tapped out when he died. Maybe ten more redundant symphonies, maybe a couple more feel-good operas. The reason that Beethoven went nuts was because classicism had run its course.
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Paul McCartney

imagine if wings had actually been him
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>>727825607
Hello daniel
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>>727825328
Alrighty, then, let's remember the early Zappa. On the Steve Allen Show.
https://youtu.be/1MewcnFl_6Y
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>>727826285
plug the leak, anon. If it keeps spilling on me I'll likely start pontificating empty horseshit right back at you. Too drunk and tired to argue with you when you're just empirically wrong
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>>727819705
Nick Drake

>>727819705
>>727820777
>>727825328
>>727824331
^
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>>727826885
Peter Steele too
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>>727819705
Layne Staley

or Amadeus Mozart
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>>727822068
this :(
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>>727826906
correct answer
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>>727826089
BRYAN ADAMS ISN'T DEAD
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>>727826906
Damn, I miss TON. They had great long songs.
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>>727821621
This
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>>727827281
gg was a tryhard cunt

if I stripped naked, bashed myself in the face with a mic, and shit into my hand all the while screeching tone deaf nonsense would I have a cult following too?
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>>727821733
my dude
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>>727822992
Die from testicular cancer caused from syphilis in hell you shit stain on the inbred branch of human evolution
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>>727827665
Probably yes
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No John Bonham? WTF /b/

>moby dick is the greatest drum solo of all time
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>>727827774
Dio is gay
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>>727819705
Randall Rhodes
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>>727819705
Drake
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>>727821341
I'm named after him.
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>>727827987
Yeah
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>>727825269
Unlike him
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>>727819705
scott weiland
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>>727825172
Can you possibly choke on your own foreskin
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>>727819705
Gg Alin
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>>727819705
MJ 98765438 times.
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>>727827665
GG was hardcore. More hardcore than you'll ever be, fairy princess.
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>>727822112
He's dead?
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>>727827811
neil peart, buddy rich, and john bonham get into a disagreement in a bar, and step outside to settle it. all at once, they pull guns on one another, fire, and die instantly. who won?

>actual musicians
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>>727827112

MFW nobody else knows who this is
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I'd say Jokkmokksjocke.
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Elvin Jones
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>>727827867
No, he is dead and will be remembered for far longer than you, shit stain
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Elvis Presley
Buddy Holly
Marvin Gaye
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>>727828364
He really took that one to the bank, huh?

I'll be over here NOT shoving my rabid insanity in everyone's face and letting it fester inside my skull like any decent person would

He's rotting in the ground now and knowing him that's just the way he'd want it. I didn't say he wasn't hardcore, but I'd rather kill and then resurrect grace slick than bring that sack of dogshit back to life
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Miles Davis
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Seriously, I'd kill for all of them to be able to make just another album...
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>>727819705
Justin Beieber.
So i can kill him again.
btw, im going to kill justin Bieber
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>>727820777
But thats a faggot, i preffer to get my ears cut instead of hear a faggot, fuck /b/ went full pussy,cucked by tumblerinas and sjw's.
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>>727819786
I'd disagree, he was a fat, washed up alcoholic for about 4 years before the end. he was done before he was dead
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>>727820996
absolutely
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>>727824154
yes
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>>727829624
>I'm drunk, I'm nobody, I'm drunk, I'm famous, I'm drunk, I'm fucking dead

Greatest poet in history
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>>727825172

...that's quite possibly the dumbest statement that has ever been made in all of human history, and everyone who saw it is now dumber because of it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Bowie, or comedy answer biggie so he can wage war on faggots like uzi vert and 24 savage
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>>727820777
The show must go on
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>>727825723
Let me tell a Zappa story, then. He went to my school (really!) and he had become famous by the time I was there, so we heard about him at second-hand.

Zappa went to high school in eastern Los Angeles County. That part of his background is a little confused, but most likely a public school in Upland or Pomona. He heard that there was a composer in residence in Claremont from the Schoenberg School, and he liked modernists such as Varèse, so he contacted the music department and asked if he could arrange a private tutorial with Karl Kohn.

The tutorial didn't work out. It was like the interaction between Schoenberg and John Cage. (Both Germans insisting that the student follow orders and both students insisting that the teacher guide and facilitate.) Zappa stayed in the area, working musically with what he could find, and he kept in touch with the more friendly members of the faculty such as Bill Russell, the department chairman.

Bill told me that Zappa landed a job writing the soundtrack for a pornographic movie that was shot in an empty warehouse in Upland. (This was in the 1960s, when porn was shot on film and shown in seedy theaters.) One day the entire production crew was arrested for pornography, everyone but Zappa. He managed to avoid arrest because of his habitual tardiness. He showed up half an hour late, saw all the squad cars, and split.

You will find Karl Kohn mentioned in that long list on the liner notes to Lumpy Gravy.
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>>727828803
Doesn't change the fact that he's gay and his music sucks
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>>727821787
I loved him

Bring him back god
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We can only imagine how awesome a new Anal Cunt album would be right now.
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>>727826285

Which is more likely.... that Mozart WASN'T likely to create more incredible and innovative music had he lived longer, or some guy on the internet has a really stupid opinion that he firmly believes is correct even though it isn't?

HMMMMMMMMM.
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>>727830132
I tend to agree, except for those unnecessary superlatives. I discounted Dallapiccola for having said that mostly because I am very fond of Vivaldi. I like your Mozart, too, so do calm down.
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>>727820996
Very much agree
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>>727830685

...you've never even kissed a girl, have you?
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>>727829458
You sound really triggered you dumbfuck
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>>727830860
Hundreds. Even one guy (and I liked it!). You?
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>>727831083
oh, so your a fucking faggit then
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Milli Vanilli
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>>727830860
Yea you a neckbeard virgin, or you're underage. Maybe both
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>>727830458
mozzart tends to sound the same, i agree with the guy with the stupid opinion
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>>727822351
This guy gets it
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Dave Brockie
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Ian Curtis
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Whoever this guy mentions:

>>727833333
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David Bowie or Tinny Tim
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The God of Music must return, darlings
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>>727831190
You mean we shouldn't tell him that the concerto wasn't written for someone named Elvira Madigan? Yeah, probably a good idea. He's flapped his elbows enough for one night.
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>>727831809
>The God of Music
You ring?
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Victor Jara
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>>727830302
You know, you totally convinced me. I have been wrong my entire life, thank you blessed anon for giving me totall enlightenment
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John Bonham
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>>727829624
Right before he died he was on track to turn himself around, although what your saying isn't wrong
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Michael Hutchence
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>>727821575
Underrated, although zeppelin was dwindling down
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>>727820750
Fuck yes
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Lemmy or Chuck Schuldiner.
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>>727819705
Tiny Tim
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Albert Einstein
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>>727825835
Sadly correct
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>>727819705
But you can't--because they're dead--and because the living know that they shall die, but the dead know not anything.
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>>727830264
Cool story bro. No really that's pretty cool. I live close to those towns as well and that time they were mostly giant fields of orchards or just dirt
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>>727833392
Shut up, nigger.
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>>727832045
Literally just talked with a bit of melody thrown in. Only good music from his time period was the jazz
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Tupac
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It bugs the fuck out of me that the only song he received an award for was "Sexual Healing" while pic related and "I Want You" didn't get shit in terms of awards.
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One of the greatest musicians ever, and a fucking God, David Bowie
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>>727831309
Henry and Sonny both alive. Who's rollin in the grave then?
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Hitler, those spoken word albums spoke volumes to me as a youth.
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>>727834189
Great album
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>>727835478
I want to protect his smile.
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>>727820777
The most correct answer

>>727820641
Fuuuuuck I didn't even consider this... I'm even rethinking freddy

>>727821575
Fucking solid choice
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>>727825694

Definitely Jimi Hendrix. He had so much left to say.
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>>727819705
Claude Debussy
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>>727836273
lmfao are you autistic? he would have just ruined his career
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>>727835874
It's truly beautiful isn't it?
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>>727836601
nigga's got a point
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>>727819705
this guy
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Bob Marley - would be one hella of a reunion show.
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>>727820779
Fuck yea brother. Lol at the kids who don't know who he is.
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>>727820996
Layne would just OD and die again within an hour of being brought back.
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>>727837916

I saw Stevie live at the Indiana University auditorium in Bloomington, in 1987 or so.

The guy was just stunning. Fucking amazing.
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>>727837916
do you think any kid knows who SRV is? or gives a fuck about the blues?
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