Hi /b/ Today i found out i'm dying. I've been shitting

>>727803446

whats the diagnosis

Well how about you take your own advice and go see one.

What the fuck did you do to make this happen

Tits or GTFO

>>727803619
I have no fucking clue but its pretty much entirely because i didn't go see a doctor and i just ignored it.

>>727803604
It's clearly too fucking late. I dont even know if they were worms they looked more like maggots to me. Parasites festering in my shit with dark red blood? I'm a dead man.

>>727803446
Go see a doctor. If you have parasites, they can be killed off and you'll get better slowly. You will more than likely make a full recovery.

http://symptomchecker.webmd.com/multiple-symptoms?symptoms=bloody-or-red-colored-stools%7Cworms-in-stool&symptomids=29%7C451&locations=37%7C37


search through these to see which one applies to you, some of them are harmless if you go to A&E asap. good luck mate

>>727803446
It's 2017 bro, modern medicine today can easily save your ass. It's not too late.

A&E. Now. No time for shitposting, go.

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Do you seriously think theres hope for me? I mean, its midnight in the UK and i don't want a guy putting his finger up my ass but i've let it go for too long

Should i go? Fuck dude fuck

>>727804303
Thems the breaks.

Quit being a troll bitch and see a doctor but this is probably fake anyway

>>727804303
Go get finger banged or die fggt your choice

>>727804303
of course you should fucking hell
worst comes to worst you'll die trying to get better rather than dying at home.

>>727804303
For fucks sake, yes! Go. A doctor doesn't necessarily have to shove their fingers in your ass. But don't let that hold you back. Just get it done and start feeling better.

>>727804303
Just go man it could be worse! Just go to a Doc

>>727804303
literally the only comprehensible reason why you wouldnt waddle your fucking worm infested ass to see a doctor this moment would be because you lived in a third world country where healthcare doesn't exist or is too expensive, go now while it's still free you fucking shitbrain

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It's not too late. Is there any pain?

>>727804303
Do you have no basic education or something lol

Worms can be killed with drugs, they're a parasite. Your body regenerates, you wont assbleed forever

>>727803446
That's dog poop with tape worms

8/8 gr8 b8 m8

>>727804303
bro. Dear god if his isnt a joke... PLEASE go to the fucking doctor man. If you fear the doctor, there's no need. Most of this can be solved by medicine alone, but you MUST seek medical attention immediately

>>727804303
>I'd rather die than get a finger up the bum at a free doctor

1/10 for making me reply

>>727803446
Why don't you go get dewormed you filthy fucking animal

>>727804303
You'll probably die in the waiting room knowing how shit the NHS is

Get yourself to the fucking doctor, you moron.

>>727803772
lol

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>>727804676

but what if its lethal or some shit the doctor just turns around and says ive got like 2 weeks to live

>>727804624
its the only thing i found on google images that looks similar to my shit

fuck

please dude go to a doctor right now
just do it
those little worms are not worth it to die from - you can be saved for sure but please immediately get some help

its not too late, OP. Go, Now.

Fuck. alright Im going to the doctor. pray for me /b/

>>727803446
You Shit on the counter?

>>727803446
Why did you shit on a counter top?

i couldnt give a bloody shit mate

>>727803446
Are you the same guy last week that was shitting blood and you told /b/ we told you to go to the doctor

>Ill let nature take its course

>>727804784
Well, even if that were the case... do you seriously want to be known as the guy who died from worms in his ass and did nothing about it? Better to know than not.

Well, unless you are actually enjoying what you are going through, that is.

>>727804944
gl m8 hope u live

Stop being a little fucking bitch and go to the doctor. You preach that you should go to the doctors when you know something isn't right, but yet you dont go yourself. You say its too late, but its not. Just go.

>>727804720
pretty true. rule britbongia

>>727804784
You take pills, worms start dying, you keep taking pills, the worms are dead. People survive triple Bypass surgeries, do you really think youre gonna die from assworms

>>727804964
10/10

>>727804944
Godspeed faggot

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I'm sorry that you caught Parvo, Skipper. I'll get a cat after you die.

>>727804784
Then you know and you don't die from a parasitic infection that he could kill with pills.

>>727803446
This is why you don't put wild animals up your ass. Faggot.

>>727805127
topkek. and true

grow some balls OP

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Update us with diagnosis /b/ro
I need to know

>>727803446

for fucks sake, anon. You most likely aren't dying, you've just panicked yourself into thinking as such. Go to a doctor and have him check it out. I'm sure your self proclaimed prognosis is a fixable problem, you just need to get the fuck off of your computer and go. It'll give you some peace of mind.

Go to the doctor you dumbshit. you couldn't figure out to go to the doctor when you were shitting blood so its clear that we have to tell you to go to the doctor when you think youre dying. Quit moping and get it checked out.

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>>727803446
ALL THESE MOTHEFUCKERS REPLYING

Learn 2 reverse image search...

>>727806311
Learn to read the thread. Guy said he posted that picture because it looked close to what his looks like.

Fucking retard.

>>727806311
Did you even read what that file is called. or what he said about it being a similar picture. Dumbass

>>727806459
Do you really thing that a normal person shits blood and peacefully wait X days before going to the hospital?

It you see blood in your feces go to the hospital ASAP because you could have an internal hemorrhage, possibly fatal if not cured in time.

>>727803565
Bolognese.

>>727806822
Or a hemorrhoid, and going to get a doctor to look up your ass is not cheap.

>>727803446
did you shit on the floor?

>>727807002
>>727806311

Absolutely outstanding lack of reading comprehension

>>727803821
dude. Intestinal parasites suck but they arent a death sentence. go to the fucking ER and they will give you medicine to kill them. Fucking drama queen.

if you just "give up" and accept death of course you're going to die you fucking twit.

>>727803821

How the fuck did you shit blood and think "Meh"? Wtf magn

>>727807187
His local A&E may not have an ass specialist on call, or OP can't afford to miss work right now. And we really don't know how much blood is leaking past the O-ring. I'm not saying dude may have a touch of the Red Tide, but he may not be bleeding like he played power bottom in a bareback gangbang.

>>727803446
Looks like cheap chili

Good night sweet prince.

>>727803565
Bullshit-itis

>>727806839
Lost my fucking shit, thanks anon.

>>727806839
you funny faggot

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Medfag here, stop taking so many worm infested dicks in the ass and you'll be fine. Also, boof a load of meth to stimulate your immune system into killing the wehrms. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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>>727803821
if that really is your shit, you will die if you dont go to the ER, youre obviously too lazy to roll off your bed to travel.
If no insurance go anyway, you only get one life for all eternity if you fuck around it will be over, take the advice or dont, your fate is in your own hands.

>>727803446
fake...

>>727807002
Do you have to pay to get first aid at hospital? Even if it's an emergency?

I'm seriously asking because I have free healthcare and I won't be asked to pay if I go to the hospital, but I have to pay a small amount of money (a fixed amount as ticket) if I want to be visited from a specialist but when not in an emergency situation.