You have 10 SECONDS to name a better food condiment than Ketchup.

>>727799200

>implying ketchup is a condiment

for me, it has to be the McChicken, the greatest fast food sandwich

Sweet baby rays BBQ sauce

Salt

Buffalo sauce, hot sauce.

>>727799200
Mayo motherfucker, do you eat it?

>>727799200
Peter luger steak sauce

>>727799200
Russian Mayonnaise.

Any chilli sauce. Tartar if you're eating fish but chilli works too.

Ketchup is for children. If you are still eating food with ketchup after the age of 11, you are a degenerate.

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>>727799348
How about
Mayoketchup?

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>>727799200

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>>727799200
Salsa

>>727799649
That's just fry sauce with garlic. Good stuff.

>>727799200
Any BBQ... as KetchUp is the underage cringe version of a real man's sauce.

>>727799200
Always use this on my Whataburger fries. Ketchup is straight up normieshit.

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>>727799916
Forgot pic

>>727799200
Semen

>>727799200
jew ashes.

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>>727799200
Good old guac

sriracha, sweet baby rays, tobasco sauce...

>>727799200
Mustard. In ANY form.

>>727799200
Your either poor or stupid. Possibly both.

>>727800181
See, now that sounds like a good line up. We'd have been bros if we went to college together.

>>727800092

Tasteless but good if you wanna lose weight I guess.

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>>727799200
Black bean sauce.

>>727799999

>>727800439
Guac tastless?

Man u need to try fresh avocado

Daddy's cummies

>>727800181
/This. Plus maybe ranch.

>>727799265

it is though, you donkus.

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>>727800705
All yours friend

>>727799200

Ketchup is my go-to tendie sauce, but it's not complete without mixing in a couple tablespoons of tabasco.

>>727800357
*You're.
Seems that you're the stupid one.

>>727799200
Horse-mothafucking-radish

>>727799200
Barbecue sause.
/thread

literally fucking anything, ketchup is shit. In fact i think i would rather eat my food out of Gary Busey's mouth than put ketchup on it.

>>727801065
You told me. Excuse me while I go cry in a dictionary.

>>727799747
This

>>727799200
Good grainy mustard
nakh nam
fermented chili sauce
horseradish
tartar sauce
poached egg yolk

>>727801183
as a german american i must agree with this anon, a piece of freshly baked bread with a thing layer of creamy horseradish sauce with a single layer of smoked salmon is one of my comfort foods. had it for breakfast this morning along with herring in a winesauce

>>727799200
honey mustard

faggot

>>727800840
That is a rather nice and funny picture, would you mind if I saved it into my computer machine?

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>>727799200

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>>727801190
>/threading your own post
Welcome friendo...enjoy your first day?
Also, pic related.

>>727801268
nice fedora
fuckin dork

>>727799200
Remoulade sauce, goes perfect on a piece of fresh baked bread (everybody gets fresh bread in the morning in germany) with a thick slice of roast beef, even delicious with just the roast beef and sauce

>>727801613
yeah and they also pray to allah and vote for merkel every morning

fuck your shit hole "country"

>>727801547
>Implying this is my shit thread

>>727801672
typical butthurt non-germans, go back to being backwards savages
>buying your bread in plastic bags
>not recycling
>can barely drive

Hot sauce you dumb fuck.

>>727800612

If you think Guac has a taste,You need to try salsa and sour cream. They will blow your mind.

>>727800323
second. going for honey mustard sauce, though

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>>727800181
>>727800115

>>727801817
>implying I said it was your thread
>not understanding why you don't /thread your own post
Wew lad

>>727799200
There is no "best" condiment. Every condiment has its place and use in the food world.

>>727801817
>implying thats even what hes talking about autist

>>727799531
what the fuck is an russian mayonnaise? if you mean mayo with sunflower oil then yes, I have to agree.

>>727801817
>>727802041
>implying that implications have been implied

>>727801817
woah look, the newfag googled how to greentext

>>727799200
nutella

>>727802045
fucking white knight shit redditor noob scumbag faggot douche! gtfo of my /b/!

>>727799200
salt

>>727801817
>implying that you're not brand new

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>>727801817
He said the post not the thread you cock savoring dipshit.

Also, pic is best condiment.

I hate wetbacks, but boy do I love salsa.

>>727802045
They may have their place but some are clearly more universal than others.

>>727802251
Calm down, autist.

>>727799200
thick stinky salty niggercum

>>727802339
Of course. Versatility wasn't the issue in question.

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>>727799265
>>727801817
>>727802041
>>727802069
>>727802138

>>727799200
Frank's red hot sauce
and
Franks red hot buffalo sauce

>>727802251
>autistic screeching
>normies on my /b/
REEEEEEEEE amiright anon?

>>727802412
Oh good someone I agree with.

>>727802465
>incorrectly using memes
We all know it's you newfag

>>727799280
That shit is delicious

>>727802486
Better off just making your own buffalo sauce if you have Frank's

>>727802412
/thread

>>727802917
What the fuck is a Dusseldorf.

>>727800439
Nigga you crazy

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>>727801183
This nigga knows what's up.
That and Horseradish mustard.

>>727803057
a city in germany

>>727802917
caution: this contains mustard gas

>>727799280
word

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CHIMICHURRI YOU UNCULTURED ASSWIPE

>>727799200
Worcester sauce, soy sauce, hot sauce

I also like to mix ketchup, mayo and mustard together.

>>727799200
most of them

>>727799200
Barbecue sauce you ducking insolent heathen, have you ever had that shit with fries? Fucking delicious

>>727803101
My parents love horseradish and shredded apple as a condiment.

That shit smells like a nuke

>>727800457
That looks yum af I love asian food

Sweet and sour sauce from McDonald's. Too damn good!

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>>727803519
Believe me, it truly is.

>>727801955
Already tried both son

>>727803175
Brazilian steak sauce never had it

>>727803511
Taste like dirt

Mayo with a squirt of mustard and a splash of pickle juice. Enjoy mortals.

>>727803993

Guacamole is the filler you use when you run out of the other two on your nachos.

>>727803511
The only flavor hummus has is either from garlic or the olive oil. Other than that it is tasteless bean paste that hipsters and white girls eat.

>>727802701
>making
wtf is this, >>>/ck/?

>>727804756
I'm a white girl and I eat hummus.

>>727804929
I'm sorry to hear that.

>>727804929
My suspicions have been confirmed.

>>727804641
if you make fuac with salsa there is really not a ton of difference between that and sour cream with salsa.. they are both a creamy fat.

>>727804926
I'm from upstate New York. It tastes much better if you make it.

>>727799200
salt

>>727805243

Sour cream has much more taste, especially with chives.

>>727799747

The amount of salsa seams overkill for the chips given.

>>727805517
Thats like saying avocado has much more taste with jalapenos. Sour cream is very bland.. so is avocado.

>>727805840
Yeah that's how they taste to me. Id rather have just straight pico de gallo.

>>727804756
Thats sexist bro. You forgot fags.

>>727799200
>ketchup
>best condiment

reporting thread for posting while underage, you little faggot.

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>>727800092
> fckn pussy.

>>727805840

Sour is is bland compared to salsa but not compared to guacamole. Usually when given the three with my nachos I'll use the salsa and jalapeños first. Then the sour cream hoping I wont need to use the guac. People who combine either with salsa are just making a weaker salsa

hot sauce

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>>727799200
Nice dubs.

My favorite condom-mint is pic related.

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>>727806655

Nice double dubs. I'm a lesanon so wouldn't need those.

>>727806544
I think its just a matter of taste bro.. sour cream has almost no taste to me.. and i know people who it makes wanna puke.

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>>727799200

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>>727806820
This happened to me today kek.

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But lets talk about god-tier hot sauce.

Nothing beats this stuff, NOTHING.

>inb4 replied to with a bunch of vinegary TRASH

>>727799649
That sir, is gross.

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>>727806820
Rugmunching anons shouldn't be left out, so here you go.

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>>727807152

Congrats. That's certainly something to tell the grandkids.

>>727807591
>That sir, is gross.
Throw some minced onion and some sweet pickle relish and it's just thousand island dressing.

>>727807733
Nice dubs, now might try.

>>727804597
>mayo
>pickle juice
need to try this

thank you for my new secret recipe.

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>>727799200
This shit is my jam and yeah, I buy it by the half gallon.

>>727804929
Or a dirty muzzy girl, even I wouldn't touch that BO

>>727807733
>add some shit to this gross shit and suddenly its gross shit

>>727799200
Spicy ketchup

>>727799200
Mayonnaise

>>727799280
Agreed

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>>727800457
that shit looks like uroboros from resident evil 5

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>>727799200
jack daniels mustard

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>>727799200
Cyanide

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>>727808159
Fixed it for you.

>>727808175
>Mayonn

Fucking /thread

>>727802917
>Anonymous
that looks like liquid dogshit

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>>727799200
McDonald's Szechuan sauce. Don't even trip dog.

>>727799747
I refuse to believe salsa is a condiment

>>727808439
Well arnt you a special snowflake. Here's your (you). You've earned it champ ;3

catsup is the trojan horse of the condiment world

prove me wrong

>>727808662
>that looks like liquid dogshit

I don't hate my asshole enough to eat WC on the reg, but that mustard make the damage worth it when I do.

>>727799747
>liking chunky tomato blended with gorilla pubes
kys

>>727809219
no it doesnt, the best mustard is a hazmat yellow

>>727799200
Reggae Reggae sauce
By Levy Roots

Fucking beautiful

>>727809445
I wanna place wager , my siracha vs your piece of garbage you apply to food.

>>727803722
God tier tbqh

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uhh mustard

>>727809445
I shouldn't b so mean ; (

>>727809595
Wager away you little faggot,
I know which is better
https://youtu.be/VZZHgwyqsnE

>>727799200
If you have to put condiments on anything you're either a neanderthal or didn't cook it right

>>727799200
Better of with katsu sauce, anon. It's like tasty proto-ketchup

>>727809883
But senpaiiiiii

>>727809996
Anon: I'd like eggs Benedict without the sauce please
Waiter: So you'd like the Egg McMuffin?

>>727810346
>Anon: I'd like eggs Benedict without the sauce please
>Waiter: So you'd like the Egg McMuffin?

Anon: No, you fuckstick. I don't want the English muffin to be burnt to a crisp, I don't wan't a slice of American cheese hanging halfway off, and I want the egg to be poached gently, not fried into a white rubber hockey puck.
Waiter: Terribly sorry, anon. I'll get your order in right away and your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post.

>>727811133
My mother already died in her sleep so the jokes on you fucker.

Daddy's cummies
Prove me wrong