Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727771416
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Claiming Taiga
Ayy!
>>727781161
Looks comfy AF
>>727780955
Just messaged you
>>727781077
Hope it goes well. He is a bit big, so I'm worried about my asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu2Dsnvk6M0
I love you all <3
>>727781161
c u t e
damage control anyone?
>>727781077
yeah same. If i really did care i'd just buy some masturbator or somethin
>>727781289
thats regne not me
how's everyone doing
>>727780501
How convenient
Also, saying something is true just because I reply to this post is complete bullshit. By that logic, you replying to this post means you admit to being an insecure manlet with no friends and a shitty job.
>Hex Maniac claim
Wikipedia page for where I live:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algiers,_New_Orleans
Wikipedia for where you live:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Tampa
70% white. You said you're the only person even half white. I knew you were lying without all of this anyway bc you're in a thread claiming a cartoon as your fucking wife. Go back to violin lessons, Archibald
>>727781289
ya dun goofed
REMINDER THAT THE "SHITPOSTER" IS A METAFAG AND NEEDS TO STOP SLIDEPOSTING
SORRY FOR THIS META POST BUT THIS IS A WAIFU CLAIMING THREAD AND THIS FAGGOT ISN'T EVEN CLAIMING A WAIFU
>>727781395
I don't live in Tampa.
I said I live west of Tampa Bay.
I'm not gonna tell you where I live, I'm not fucking stupid.
>>727781433
I can't handle the autism in this post. look how he actually thinks what he's saying is important ahahah
>>727781386
I'm going to cry...
All these Moe anime girls look the same
>>727781413
I cry
>>727781395
>>727781515
also I play bass guitar and some drums -_-
>>727781515
>70% white
>barely any crime
Fucking fraud lol you just got exposed as a liar just take your L and go drive your BMW to spend dad's credit card at the mall, Maximilian
>>727781515
>expecting intellegence from a 4chan shitposter
>>727781635
>expecting non-autism from a waifu claimer
>>727781532
LEL NICE SLIDEPOST FAG
>no weebs allowed
>in an anime thread
IF MENTAL GYMNASTICS WAS AN OLYMPIC SPORT, YOU'D GET A GOLD MEDAL.
>>727781542
racist
>>727781515
you have to understand he can only reply if there is something to hold on to damage control and move goalposts
>>727781771
how
>>727781750
Look how this drooling autist acts as if what's happening in a thread about claiming a cartoon as your wife is important. Also, all these cringey words you're using would literally be pussy repellant if uttered in front of a female, which obviously doesn't concern you but still
>>727781750
Just ignore him, he's physically incapable of making arguments. Just let the temper tantrum run its course
>>727781771
Wrong post my nigga
>>727781592
it is ok fran
>>727781710
>no you
>>727781750
welcome to neo4chan.org
>>727781921
LMAO
>>727781592
meant for u
>>727781922
im sorry
this thread is angry ;~; can we all get along?
>mfw yalk can't ignore me for ONE thread
Come on guys, just one. No more replies to me, prove me that you're not clinically autistic
>>727781922
omfg wrong person again
>>727781822
>>727781822
im sorry it was for fran my dude
>>727781289
Oh boy..
>>727781386
I dont'care enough for that even
>>727782047
fair enough
I'm willing to bet Beez-kun has been here shitposting for at least 2 hours now. Probably more.
>DaJuan "Energy" McDaniel claimed
>>727782039
>Wrong person
Now i just have an excuse to talk to you, hello.
>>727782039
ok moving on
>>727781233
i wont post taiga now because u claimed her first cunt
>mfw the shitposter calls me autistic/fat/virgin/weeaboo/sheltered/cringey/etc.
"For every post meant to defend a waifu claiming thread, there is an equal and opposite shit post"
~Isaac Einstein
Don't reply to me for the remainder of the thread. Prove that I'm wrong about the insults I fling at you. Don't even reply to this post
>>727782023
>implying getting attention=success
By that logic, you were right to ignore me. Now if only you could do the same for waifu threads in general
>>727782212
kek! Hi there! How are you?
>>727782344
>Isaac Einstein
wat
>>727782344
Nigger
>>727781921
How are you doing?
You played Magic right?
>>727781988
You calling me racist?
Well I blame the anime girls.
>>727782047
He is like 8 inches
>>727782364
Already failed. What is it? Does autism make resisting an internet argument impossible? Serious question lol
>>727782459
dude use my dick to loosen it up a bit
>Isaac Einstein
>>727782459
Yes, but I haven't played it in quite a while
Mainly because I'm angery about artifacts
I'm fine with having some but they've been so focused on them for so long that it just became unbearable
All I want is more Ravnica
Though I am interested to see the universe reboot in a couple more sets
>>727782364
mental gymnastics
>>727782465
By the code of the devil I am unable to decline a retard-off
What are your conditions?
>>727782459
You should record you getting railed and send it to me
>>727782465
You were doing so well
Don't reply to anyone in this thread or you prove that you're an insecure manlet
>>727782410
I at 6flags
>>727781228
How is she connected to pepe?
>>727782459
of course you do
>>727782837
thats sick! I hope you have a fun time :)
>>727782656
The latest buzzword used in a half ass effort to explain what I'm doing. Haven't you considered, maybe just maybe for a moment, that I actually couldn't possibly care any less about anything that goes on in these threads, there's no emotional or mental motivation here, I'm simply shit posting for the sake of shitn posting? No of course not because that wouldn't give as much meaning to your little fantasy life where you role play and pretend to date a fucking anime character with other grown men who have never had sex on 4chan. Talk about mental gymnastics. You guys perform mental P90X and cross fit
I don't mind pounding Alice_Bunny-claimer's ass and taking his virginity
>>727782858
BDSM lesbian.
season two when
Claim
>>727782890
quit metaposting lmao
>>727782927
not soon enough
>>727782909
Do mine first pls
>>727782927
Probably will take at least year or so after they are done with OVAs.
>>727782773
Nah, doesn't work that way, you failed my challenge first, accept the consequences and move on. You can't just spin it back on me because you're a sore loser. Any reply to me, direct or indirect, is a confession that my shit posting had driven you to plot to commit a mass shooting, as well as your endless virginity
>>727782909
good morning miss Sono <3 <3 <3
>>727782934
hello hello mister Nobody!
I'm glad to see more normal people showing up, this thread was getting scary
>>727782890
>>727782909
Not before i do the same to you
>>727782869
Just got off the first ride called goliath
>>727782909
The lewd never stops coming out of this one...
Welcome back Sono.
>>727782994
No, I'm saving myself for Alice!
>>727782964
I have no idea what that autism means i actually have a life lol. Go talk to that girl you stalk about metaposting, watch how horny she gets for you. Fucking beta
Screw that noise
JOJO THREAD
>>727783084
how was it?
>>727783051
Good morning Love-chan~ Did you just wake up?
>>727783084
No I only want Alice in there!
>>727783097
You wouldn't fuck Alice?
>>727783192
What if I was 10 when I lost mine?
>>727782858
Its a secret
>>727783027
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>727783051
Hi
I'm not normal
>>727782539
Nah
>>727782640
We are going to an egyptian themed set
>>727782724
Nah
>>727782869
Why not a qt anime dude?
>>727783192
JoJo is pretty good
Claiming best girl
>>727783388
But you told me before i could...liar ;-;
>>727783354
Like going to aerospace training with lots of gforce
>>727783388
about 45 minutes ago <3
how are you? did you recover from seeing garbage sex well?
>>727783492
you're more normal than what's going on here <3
>>727783512
hello hello Saya! are you well today?
>>727783544
Who are you?
>>727783502
I know
I just want it to not be artifact heavy
That's all I need
>>727783388
No offense, but probably not.
I'm very picky.
You wouldn't let me anyway...
>>727783492
One of the normal people in here... :o
>>727783512
Hai
>>727783502
Dio is bae
but Lisa lisa's legs make my bone blade extend.
>>727783630
Hai anon, and no, been feeling like shit pretty much whole day.
>>727783724
Hai Taiga
*takes a huge shit on all your chests*
>>727783630
No lol I'm still laughing!
Where's Alice? I want to fuck him
>>727783724
Y-yeah I would probably fight you.
How much milk should I put in my coffee?
>>727783859
>holds your hand and leads you into my bedroom
>>727783822
ahh ;~; I'm sorry
please take care of yourself
>>727783859
I told you miss Sono loves you <3
>>727783902
that sounds unhygenic!
>>727784020
dirty birdy <3 have fun!
>>727783667
The same anon who asked for pics to see if you're passable before.
>the same anon who secretly loves you
Eww what the fuck is this bullshit? Guys wanting to fuck each other?
Fucking gay.
>>727783630
What's happening here? I haven't been paying attention
>>727783724
:o
>>727784156
Gay stuff i believe
>>727784156
just shitposting and that one grumpy drug dealer guy! nothing amazing but enough that I'm confused ;~;
>>727782934
>>727783492
red hair....
>>727783097
my friend cant get over the mid season LUL in toradora what do i tell him to keep watching it?
>>727783192
still hope for me NICE!
where are all the white her waifu master race?
>>727784233
Alien fucker
Degenerate
>>727784020
I do half a cup if I actually do milk.
I got one of them milk foamers, so half a cup of hot foamed milk + the coffee is pretty neat.
>>727784319
It's not an amazing anime, but if he liked the start, I'd say he should.
>>727784319
>>727783502
why not
>>727783544
woah
>>727784128
Yeah, uh, yeah.
>>727784233
That's just every thread
>>727784259
It will stop eventually
>grumpy drug dealer guy
This made me laugh more than it should have
>>727784319
What about it?
>>727784665
is it physical or emotional baggage? are you okay?
>>727784642
Now were going on a wooden rollercoaster with loopdeloops
>>727784714
Also true
>>727784446
Not at all but stay mad about things that dont affect you.
>>727783721
It probably won't
>>727783759
>not Gyro
Kys
>>727784642
Get a qt anime boy
>>727784990
Hey there tali
>>727785103
Flab or fran?
>>727784759
I'll survive. Just need something to do, but don't want to do anything.
>>727784990
It will effect me because you will be my slave once I conquer the world!
>>727785103
>not gyro
Please explain.
Gyro makes my bone blade extent or Gyro is bae?
Look yall. Imma be cool. Im just fucking with y'all. It's funny cause in real life y'all would prolly think I'm a chill dude. I use to have it really bad and I'm kind of a product from that. But my brothers went down a completely different road than me. They are all drug addicts and always go to jail or the hospital. Me? I come home from work and play games on steam and hangout with my gf. I'm sure we have some things in common. I been learning how to build gaming PCs and shit, it helps me battle my own addictions. Anyway, I bought a GTX 1060 the other day and learned how to install video cards. Just thought I'd share this to try and close the gap between us
>>727785103
viktor nikiforov is already my husbando
>>727785200
Make a Sonononose
>>727785200
we're here if you need us <3
>>727785272
Consider the fact that you'll never bridge the gap between me and you.
I have transcended humanity.
I REJECT HUMANITY
>>727785236
Keep up those delusions. At least you're entertaining.
>>727785159
Meant flan or fran*
Oh boy, he's setting us up for something. Just wait.
>>727785272
Excuse me sir, you called my waifu a cartoon, so it's too late, I'm going to kill myself, pic related.
>>727785493
That's all on u
>>727784152
Yes, yes I am
>>727785159
I'm Fran.
>>727785236
BOTH
>>727785325
Good tastes my dude
>>727784020
I've asked you not to do that...
>>727784128
(X) Doubt
>>727785685
thank you my dude
you finished the show, right?
>>727785790
lots of people love mister Duke! <3
>>727784128
I'm going to make his ass red
>>727784135
I'm pretty passable, but I don't like to brag...
>>727784152
It's only only gay if our balls slap together while I'm fucking him from behind
>which is my full intention
>>727784449
Hehhhh I'll try that too... hmm
>>727785790
>shoves you on my bed
Take off your pants, qt ^^
I want to make you happy
>>727785563
HAHAHAHA
I was going to make you one of my undead minions! But now, I Dio Brando, shall dispatch you personally!
>>727785685
But Kar's bizarre guitar makes my bone blade extend.
>>727786064
lucky him <3
I thought you liked me as well, if I said I hated you?
>>727785894
Of course
Seung-gil was cute, but we didn't see anything of him
>>727786145
Can you say no to this face?
>>727786231
N-now you're just playing with my emotions... I have to be loyal to one person.
>>727785272
Despite my suspicions, I'm willing to give it a chance. You do seem like a chill dude when you're not calling us all autistic virgins. Granted, I may have overreacted a few times, but I try to keep my cool when possible.
The point is, you have a reputation here, so people aren't going to trust you a whole lot. With a few valid reasons. But as I said before, I'm willing to give it a chance. Who knows? Maybe everything will work out just fine.
>>727786299
yeah he was, kinda unfortunate but oh wellllll
one of those days where nothings happening and i dont know whats happening
I'm off to sleep.
>>727785343
Nah.
>>727785410
Right.
>>727786327
ah I'm sorry ;~; I'll behave
>>727786406
hello hello mister Sci! is that good or bad?
>>727786500
sleep well I love you <3
>>727786429
sachi?
>prinz
>>727786541
it is really confusing. dont u have those days?
https://discord.gg/QSVzQ6U go here for some good ol loli shiz dont forget to contribute
>>727786500
When I was off to sleep I would draw for an extra 20 minutes to hone my skill, you should do it too.
>>727786541
I don't think Alice_Bunny likes me and I like you too but I want you to only love me....
>>727785272
You must be rather sad to always post in waifu threads. Just admit you have one and life will be better.
>>727786064
Lemme see
>>727786145
Tfw i sodomize you amd you must destroy yourself
>>727786696
all the time, but it's easier to just roll with it!
what's going on, bud?
>>727786734
but I can't love just one person ;~; I'm here to love everyone!
>>727786859
Hey! How have you been?
I'm sorry about leaving you the other night, I feel asleep ;P
>>727785272
>the irony of this post is that you dont realize thats like 95% of everyone here and it's just one giant "Im just fucking with you bro"
>>727787016
hello hello miss Michi <3 <3 <3
>>727786893
but that would ruin my online persona...
>>727787012
but if you love everyone no one will feel special ;-;
>>727786893
KEKEKEKEKKEKE
SODOMIZE ME?!
ONE DOES NOT SODOMIZE DIO BRANDO
>>727786401
And the stoic dudes are always the best when you get to see a softer side to them
>>727787012
im lounging about feeling like i theres something im supposed but i cant remember of course thats just a feeling
my mom was paying her bills on my PC and found all my NSFW dick folder, what do? she didnt say anything about it
>>727787153
yes they will! love makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside <3
and everyone needs a bit of love in their life, so that's why I'm here!
>>727787312
that's good! keep doing nothing and relaxing <3
>>727787153
Got a discord?
>>727787198
"Just who the hell do you think I am?!?" My cock is the one that will pierce your anus
>>727787142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NGSHAgwTRU
How's it goin?
>>727787436
my soul is in pain soothe me lord
>>727787198
What about Pucci? Or was Pucci the bottom?
>>727787457
Kek
>>727787457
Kekekekeke
That's some good shit!
Maybe I'll keep you around to amuse me!
>>727787436
Ello love anon
>>727787457
Ello Tali
>>727785343
>>727784714
Claimed
>>727787436
I need something more in my life, I need hate <3 I have to go for a while, bye-bye
>>727787441
ah~
>>727787457
Nah I don't have one of those, gomen.
>>727787562
I'm well how are you <3
>>727787608
;~; what's wrong hon
>>727787688
hello hello miss Ai! how are you today?
>>727783512
Shit I was too late
>>727787751
Just got back from san antonio, found $100 on the ground (god loves me), contemplating what to do with it.
>>727787457
>pierce the anus
Your resistance only makes my penis harder.
>>727787863
Save it for when you need it
>>727787721
this inexplicably filled me with incredible sadness it lasted for only a moment
>>727787751
need physical touch
>>727787688
-_-
>>727787863
You could give it to me :o
>>727787721
Skype, kik, telegram, aol instant messenger?
>>727787688
Ay bay bay
>>727787626
>>727787634
>>727787908
Im really glad you liked that
>>727787961
But financial responsibility is a government lie!
All jokes aside, I should do that buttttt there are things I want, and I doubt I'll be *needing* money any time soon (or ever, really).
Idk...
>>727787994
I could...you wanna come to my house and pick it up?
>>727787721
I love you so much it makes me sick, miss Sono :( you're awful!
(I hope that works well for you!)
>>727787863
al-co-hol~
>>727787972
ah... I wish I could help with that, friend ;~;
>>727787751
Okay I guess, didn't get as much work done as I hoped plus all of my 2 friends have uni tomorrow so dunno what to do
>>727787994
Don't make such a face! Also how are you
>>727788006
Moved yet?
>>727788092
Ello Rory
>>727788092
Hey bay bay
>>727788362
No but i got my license and a new job finally
>>727788336
>al-co-hol~
Love anon... should you be encouraging people to drink?
>>727788490
Yes. Drinking is the sole thing that makes life bearable
>>727788336
there is nothing to be done
>>727788224
The plane ticket would cost more than that though
>>727788362
Why not?
Idk
>>727788572
Forgot pic
>>727788336
hmm, sound advice from love anon...
>>727788572
Road Trip!
>>727788490
whoops too late I already took his advice, deposited $70 into various steam accounts and set aside $30 for drinks :P
>>727788362
ah... but was it a relaxing weekend?
>>727788490
there's nothing wrong with imbibing now and then, as long as you know your limits!
>>727788563
I'm sending you a bunch of love and snuggles <3
>>727787016
Not problem. My sleep schedule is so out of wack it's stay up all night fall asleep at 6-7am then wake up at like 1200-1300+. Mondays are hard.
>>727788362
Aiyah
>>727788380
Hey there emergency induction port.
>>727788736
If you want, we can continue where we left off, but I forgot where that was exactly...
>>727788754
Did you work today
>tfw i took a temp job in a restaurant till more paperwork comes through
where are all the waifu feet pics? does anyone have any? im 15 hours into no fap and i want to break.
>>727788731
i appreciate ya
>>727788556
I agree, was just curious what love anon would say.
>>727788671
Neat, hope I find $100 to use on drinks too!
>>727788731
I like you. You're reasonable.
>>727788950
Im leaving for work in 20.
>>727788995
Fuck it. Have some feet.
>>727789058
I've already made mistakes from drinking too much, I want to make sure no one else does as well <3
but there's also so many good tasty drinks, it's worth having a little fun and unwinding now and then!
>>727788828
Lol. Maybe killing hogs, poachers, Rommel vs Roewmel
>>727788671
I can't drive over the sea
>>727789270
Nyanmel*
Anyone have waifu cosplay. This are always difficult to find. because"anime girl cosplay" does bring these up
>>727789247
Are you a server?
>>727788736
Koume can fly
Hey everyone, accidentally bought 1 too many copies of 100% Orange Juice during the anime sale :P
First person to add me on steam and message me saying you want it gets it ;3
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MorganIsCute
>>727789058
What drinks would u get?
>>727789270
Meowmel/Nyanmel*
or Nekonyan, either one works <3
Oh yeah, you were saying you only had 30 acres? feelsbadman
>>727789424
Ah, you corrected yourself :P
I may or may not acquire Chiru cosplay...
>>727789359
You could.....build a raft?
>>727789137
whatever the fuck that is, its not flesh
>>727789247
nice
How are my babies? :)
>>727788431
Ah that is nice!
But aren't you moving soon then and losing that job again?
>>727788572
Because it looks annoyed and not friendly :s
Well indifferent is better than bad I suppose
>>727788754
How ai yah
>>727788731
Hmm I suppose so, it wasn't special so just like usual.
>>727789058
Drinking is bad
>>727789615
I wouldn't know how
>>727789615
You should definitely get a Michiru cosplay
>>727789744
http://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Log-Raft
So, you wanna do it?
>>727789427
Sometimes. Depends how busy it is.
>>727789738
Kinda taired. Daylight savings + not feeling tired all night = what was the poing if that extra taim.
>>727789887
What was the point*
>>727789738
Its at the place im moving to so no
>>727789616
>not flesh
>is flesh
Its just not human
>>727789735
Well now
hungry for milk
>>727789887
Tfw rory will never serve you
>>727789738
relaxing is still good though <3
>>727789571
Such subtle lewdness. Saved
>>727789615
Yea it's 30 but it's connected to more woods and all the property owners kinda have a handshake agreement that they can use most of it. Doesn't put it me near 2000. Gotta move.out west for that.
The best cosplay she does is just dress up, not like above.
>>727789973
Oh my ~
You want milk? From where?
>>727788736
Is that... a Koume in a bottle?
I want one.
>>727789263
That's nice. I've made my fair share of mistakes too, never any fun.
What's your favorite drink?
>>727789615
Would it be cheating if I was already on your friends list?
I'd probably get one bottle of vodka, and one bottle of gin.
>>727789738
I like being bad.
>>727789738
I won't use it then :o
Maybe i'm bad and i just don't know it
>>727789837
I don't know where to get wood and i can't have no internet for that long
>>727790114
~Those full heaving milk bags of course.
It looks as though id be relieving painful pressure
>>727789973
I wouldnt want her to serve me. That would get awkward fast.
>>727790183
an old-fashioned really gets me going <3
but there was one I got at a pub one time, and it was something like whiskey, blue raspberry liqueur, and a red bull! there were a few other things but it was so long ago I don't remember
what about you, miss Taiga?
*Gaze*
>>727790274
How lewd!
They're only mounds of flesh on my chest, nothing special!
>>727790445
*peek*
>>727790471
>for you