Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727760326
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>727771416
Mizore claimed
>>727771304
Such a childish way to handle criticism.
Basically saying "No,you!"
Claim
TAIGA CLAIMED nobody else can post her!
Claiming best girl
Does anyone know what happened to Shinoa?
>triggered by anime on an anime image board
is it autism?
let's heard the damage control
>>727771510
Oh this was you? I'm still cringing at this.
>>727771571
>triggered by someone who's triggered by anime on an anime board
We can go at this all day
>>727771544
What will you do about it?
>He's still trying
>>727771595
No, that was the guy who was trying to troll xD
>>727771686
so you confirm you are triggered?
nice damage control
>>727771720
>he's still a virgin
>>727771695
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
shes not your 4th waifu fuck off
>>727771749
Yeah okay lol you even have the same pic
Fucking cringe
>>727771781
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
>>727771760
You just confirmed you're triggered as well
Damage control
>>727771781
Is there a problem?
>>727771821
Cmon dude, do you think i'd try that hard to get attention when I get plenty from my own waifu?
>>727771888
Trips of truth
>>727771889
Yea your shitty waifu
Calm down creambrow-kun
>>727771917
How do you get attention from a drawing of a little kid? Are you that autistic that you pretend she is real?
>tfw you realize that an autistic person is getting triggered over an anime thread and the anime thread, in turned gets triggered that the guys triggered and then they have a pissing contest on who's the biggest retard and its always a tie because they both pull out the "damage control" card which shows how triggered they both are and the argument goes on forever and the triggered anon is so triggered he thinks that winning an argument on the internet matter but so does the thread, showing that this website is filled with autists and a never ending war between the regular autists and the weeb autist
tick tock
>>727771992
>little kid
>>727771764
>I have no good arguments
>Better call him a virgin
Are you still triggered about last night? Get over it already
>>727771958
>implying I'd want her for my waifu
>>727771992
THERE HE IS! >>727771595
>>727771595
>>727771999
I'm the shit poster and this may be the funniest thing I read on 4chan, thank you
>>727772120
You call that a shit post?
Claim
>>727772054
what happened last night?
>>727772120
>lel I'm a shitposter
Didn't know this thread could be so damn meta
Please commit sudoku
>every time I enter these threads
My wife is a pillow help
Claiming best grill Christina, and everyone who disagrees deserves to live and eventually die in the beta world line!
Help I'm married to an animated little girl
Claimed
How are you wankers?
>>727772516
Steins;gate is shit.
So is kurisu
Entry level
How do I get a drawing to have sex with me and love me back?
>>727772516
but the trap tho
>>727772578
You have shit taste m8
Help mommy says if I don't take my yearly shower my good boy points are down the drain
>>727772294
To make a long story short, he posted a screencap of his steam account. The account name was "beezleboss" one anon commented that he spelled it wrong and that it was supposed to be "beelzeboss" (just to clear things up, beelzeboss is the name of a song from the band tenacious d. The song was featured in the movie tenacious d and the pick of destiny or whatever the name was) he got progressively more triggered and began shitposting. Now here we are, he's still butthurt about the whole situation, and here I am just admiring his unrelenting autism
>>727772742
nice
>Claiming Taiga
>>727772573
Evening Seras, pretty good.
How about you?
>>727772683
Just because your waifu is shit doesn't mean my taste is shit
>>727772780
And you proceeded to misspell more words than me
>a fleshy tube
>>727772780
Uhhh it's not the name of a song you moron
>>727772780
kek that was fun to watch
that jill comment was the best
>>727772780
I guess Beezlebut needs someone in charge of his minons in Hel.
Gonna have to check the archive on that one, thanks.
>>727772801
Not bad, better than yesterday night though...
ITT: an autistic 19 year old kid who confirmed his virginity and that he's on the autistic spectrum, who thinks a Pokémon character is his wife
Kek, this is what a real relationship looks like. I know this may be shocking to you basement dwellers who lie to yourself and say you're attracted to cartoons, it's just a coping mechanism to deal with loneliness. Go ahead and admire this you autist, it's the closest you'll get to having a purpose in life
>>727772780
TENACIOUS D IS MY FAVORITE BAND HOLY FUCK
>FUUUCK
>YES YOU ARE FUCKED
>SHIT OUT OF LUCK
>NOW THAT I'M COMPLETE
>MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK
I love tenacious d
>>727772923
But beezleboss is a song
>>727772780
great you triggered damage control again
>>727772801
I CLAIMED TAIGA U LITTLE FUCK!!
>>727771544
>>727771544
>>727771544
>>727771544
>>727772205
Claimed -_-
>>727772890
Give examples
>it was bait
:^)
>>727773147
>beezleboss
Omg you misspelled an obscure word from a movie you dyslexic fucking retard holy fuck!!!!! You're retarded hahahaha its beelzebub!!! Dyslexic fucking regard
>brief summary of the autistic kids screeching
>>727773092
Let's not talk about yesterday night, ever.
>>727773243
See
>>727773119
And respond to it unless it hurts your wittle feewings :(
>brag about perfect life
>make it about weebs
ironic
>>727773220
When did that stop your autistic ass from doing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvWkUhszeE
>>727773119
Dude I'm bout to get nudes from this chick
>inb4 Photoshop
>>727773303
Misspelled this obscure word from a movie as well. It's a character a song by the way. So he is equally as stupid as me right? Fucking morons
Awww the Pokémon kid got his feelings hurt :((((
>>727773303
https://youtu.be/vOBKxUT9Da4
its beezleboss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WPZMhFa84U
>>727773609
Read more closely you full blown drooling autist. Beelzeboss
L before E
Tenacious D is garbage
what's going on?
>>727773303
>
>>727773391
Why though? There not much to respond to. Rather than tell me where I misspelled words in my post, which I gave you the chance to do, you do the same shit you do when you don't have an arguement, or are too fucking lazy to think of one
BTW you still haven't given me any examples
>>727773598
Nope
>>727773717
Jesus Christ, you have to be fucking autistic if you get this mad over spelling.
>>727773242
-_-
So I'm confused here. Do y'all want me in your threads? You must love me because if you wouldn't respond to me and get so triggered and give me exactly what I'm here for, I would leave after 2 posts. Or are you trying to seem tough and stick up for you anime wife that will never love you back?
>>727773776
Not much, just listening to some music.
What about you, have you gotten some food other than cheese yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnEOeE9zHU8
>>727773856
Get on discord -_-
>>727773851
I'm mocking the autistic Pokémon poster who got mad at me having the exact same spelling error. You literally just called another waifu claimer autistic then. We have broken the 4th wall.
>>727773936
Ok -_-
>>727773918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqTY2-Tkfmo
>>727773303
Oops. Misread your post. I thought you had said it wasn't a song. Just ignore my reply
>>727773879
I love when you post your girlfriend because I fap to her every time.
‾\_(∧ω∧)_/‾
>>727773918
Did tomoyoyo finally get you into mcm?
>>727774003
I love you -_-
>>727774059
Confirmed virgin. 19 years old. Somewhere on the autistic spectrum. Thinks a Pokémon character is his wife. So how close are you to a mass shooting? A few more shit posts?
>>727773969
I call a lot of people autistic -_-*
>>727774155
Don't -_-
>>727774189
You just called a fellow waifu claimer autistic. That means you agree with me
>>727774182
he doesn't even have the balls to shoot anyone, cabron -_-
>>727774226
Do -_-
Always
>>727774182
See>>727773806
>>727774291
Man y'all really are a stupid ass bunch of people. I am saying these things about the pokemon kid.
>>727774287
everyone on this site is on the autism spectrum somewhere, including you.
>>727774331
Don't -_-
Never
>>727774155
>mcm
??
>>727774353
just callete el osico gordoto, pendejo de feo.
>>727774341
One of your fellow claimers just called you autistic for caring much about a spelling error. You're wrong. Beelzeboss is the name of a character, the name of the song is The Final Showdown. I hate to shit on the autistic kid when he's wrong but damn you're trying to hard over the most minute details to try and stand up to your internet bully. Now that your argument has been dismantled respond to my post you blood belching pussy
>>727774465
mighty car mods, that's what tomoyoyo watches all day
>>727774401
April Fools is over -_-
>>727774380
please dont join the autism
>>727774579
but I am bored :<
and no one else is talking to me.
>>727774579
Stop saying you love me then -_-
>>727774579
I like to watch MCM with Tomoyoyo, yes.
It's pretty neat.
>>727774635
Raaawr!
>>727774709
that's so boring
>>727774635
you're better than that
>>727774643
I love you all year long for the rest of my life -_-
>>727774635
if you really wanted to talk you'd be the one starting a conversation
ass
>inb4 the autismal Pokémon kid shoots up his school bc of my reply
>>727774854
You're only going to live for 1 year? -_-
Claimed
>hugs?
>>727774635
ive tried talking to you several times and you never respond to my discord messages
>if this is the same yui
>>727773918
>>727774465
>>727774709
SEE
>>727771544
>>727771544
>>727771544
>>727775074
forgot pic solid
>>727774532
I will admit. I did a bit of research, and you're not wrong about the name of the song. But as for a claimed saying I was autistic for caring about a spelling mistake, I tried looking for the post you mentioned. Were you talking about pic related?
What's funny is that when my gf was a little kid she use to love pokemon she even showed me a binder full of drawings of Pokémon from whenever she was a little kid. Notice I said little kid. We are the same age and you think you're married to a fucking Pokémon character. Grow the fuck up and leave the Pokémon in the best line my gf did
>>727774532
Lamio mi culo, cabron
Como se dice commit sudoko, faggot
(눈_눈)
>>727775126
See
>>727775160
And
>>727774182
Unless you're a huge fucking pussy who's scared of the truth
>>727775160
but tbh hex maniac is pretty fucking hot.
Imagine if a girl who looked like that hopped on the dick
tick
>>727774709
rawr
>>727774854
but is that true?
>>727774883
:o I suppose that's right
>>727775074
I doubt it's me
though. my discord is <3 #4825
>>727775423
Not the same person, my bad
anyone else play dokkan battle?
>>727775239
muh dick
Dark Soul fire keeper lmao
>>727775104
Stop locking yourself out
>>727775661
top tier
>>727775668
Eh?
>>727775730
Locked out of the office!
>implying you wouldn't hit it
smh
>>727775763
oh
i cant help it bb
>>727775838
I'm gonna start docking it from your pay
>>727775810
>implying you can fuck a cartoon character
Holy fuck, the aspegers syndrome is so deeply embedded into waifu claiming culture you all live in a fantasy realm
>>727775513
Oh that's wonderful, another Yui is afoot.
>>727776026
There's a European one I think :o
>>727776081
do they use NS?
>>727775271
I don't really see what those posts have to do me screencapping a post I believed to be one you thought was directed at me. You could've easily proved that said post wasn't the one you were talking about, if that was indeed the case, but at this point I've learned to lower my expectations
>>727776154
Nope :o
>>727776154
He doesn't post on thread anymore.
>>727775810
Nah, too much of a faggot
>>727775838
Oh shit its Aoba! How have you been?
>>727776184
And hex too?
>>727776081
OLD YUI WAS A CUNT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>727775661
Dancer is better
Which one of you autisma faggots was saying something about coming to my house to fuck with me or whatever cringey ass prank you don't have the balls or resources to act out? Blue dot is my current location for the next few months, please come and try.
>>727776191
:o
I need a trip
>>727776254
Oh then it's ok. Don't people getting mixed up.
>>727776283
Bard? or newer than him?
>>727775902
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>727776026
I believe he was here long before you, though i have no idea how long you've been claiming for. I rarely stop by here. Pleasure to meet you though
>>727776281
Hey there fran, I honestly havent been the best. How are you?
>>727776323
its obviously karla :^)
jkjk fire keeper a best though
>>727776184
Awwwwwwe you're feelings are hurt so you're not responding. I've noticed as soon as I bring up the Spectrum, you shut down. What's wrong little baby?
>>727776281
Pretty good tbh
>>727776476
Where are you at on the spectrum?
>>727776323
Both look nice ;)
>>727774854
>that's so boring
No you're boring!
>>727776426
i dont remember any yui named bard, but the one im talking about was a britbong that posted from april to maybe july
>>727776431
Ive had some better days too. But things are looking up.
>>727776476
Good to hear!
>>727775945
>implying u can't
nibba get woke
decalcify your pineal gland
but if she was real and you wouldn't hit it, you're fucking gay.
>>727776666
mega satan -_-
>>727776666
checked
>>727776666
stupid waifu claim
>>727776431
Eh, your opinion I guess, I prefer Dancer
>>727776577
Yes
>>727776666
fuck off weeb trash
>>727776328
Haha you faggot
i can tp there on the astroplane, nibba
>>727776947
post yours fagg
>>727776729
I've done enough physchedelics to open 3 pineal glands. No attraction to cartoons, that comes from autism. If she were real, as in converted directly from cartoon form to human, I'm sure she would look extremely off putting.
Test
>>727771416
you are all mega faggots from the planet of the cucks
>>727776666
I CLAIMED TAIGA U CUNT STOP POSTING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF U WANTED TO POST HERE U WOULD HAVE FUCKING CLAIMED HER FIRST!
>>727777777
Who will get this mega get
gas the kikes
>>727777540
I will
>>727777069
Umm no, being attracted to non-real people is not autistic
Get
>>727777069
nibba saikodelics don't do shit.
memes are the only way to become woke, jimbo.
stay booty bothered that your oils be stolen by the shampoo company.
Meme
Get
Fuck waifu
>>727777604
:o
>>727776323
Bloodborne Plain Doll
lol weeed
7277777777 GET
>>727776716
Glad to hear that friendo. We should play league again some time
>>727776960
Fair enough fair enough. She was a really fun boss fight, though i despise her grab hitbox >.<
>>727777913
Are you that kid at school that's too pussy to drink or smoke so you assume you're better than everyone else. Wait till you realize that there's a reason the cool kids are cool, it's because they're actually smarter than you and can handle social environments, based on your constant weed bashing, I can assume you're lonely as fuck and never get invited to anything
>>727777765
Got pretty close there
Too bad, better luck next time.
ez bait
Pokémon kid shuts up as soon as you mention the autistic spectrum. Well at least I know how to shut he aggravating ass down
>>727777765
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727778002
Yeah we should.
And you should join the discord again
>>727778206
I don't drink because my uncle is an alcoholic. Ive seen what happens when people drink to much, so I'm not going to even try it. Dont want to end up like that.
>>727778002
Haha yes, she's qt though
>>727777854
Not bad
>>727778490
Your uncle? Dude I was raised in a house where my mom was an addict, my brothers became addicts and our dad left because he couldn't take it. My mom use to put seroquil in my food so I wouldn't misbehave. She's currently still an alcoholic. I drink and smoke every day. You're just a pussy
>>727776435
>>727776566
Y'know, I've said quite a few times that you damage control quite a bit, but now I am certain that is the case right now. In the post where I showed the post you believed to be directed at me, I also admitted that I had been wrong about the same of a song. When faced with possible evidence that you were wrong, rather than owning up to it, or if possible proving me wrong for a second time, you made off-topic posts that had nothing to do with the topic at hand.
Here's a short list of claims you made that you had the chance to prove.
>I made spelling errors in a post recapping the events of last night
>another claimed called me autistic for caring about spelling mistakes
I dare you to respond to this post addressing both of those, either by providing evidence that you're right and not resorting to namecalling. Option B is admitting you were wrong if you can't find any proof. Maybe you'll actually try this time. But I doubt it.
>>727776716
It's been pretty hectic here, but I for one am having a blast
blog time
>>727778726
Pin point your location
>>727778859
Yep, I figured you'd do that
>>727779009
kek
>>727771416
>727777777
>>727779064
a little late buddo
>>727778490
Sorry but I'm not rejoining the discord
>>727778644
yeah she is a qt
>>727778681
Eh, maybe
>>727778726
Anything else you have been up to?
>>727779064
>>727777777 l2tag fgt
>>727779143
Not really
>>727778681
I live in a neighbourhood where even the little kids are in gangs and there are police raids like every month. Also the police are constantly parked around the neighborhood. Also I'm the only guy who is at least part white.
>>727779141
Rip. Tbh I don't use it a ton anymore
Any particular reason?
>>727779221
Oh well. I've been busy with college
>>727779254
You're fucking lying. You're a suburban pussy who never stepped foot in the hood. I was raised 15th ward in New Orleans, wherever your from is a fuckin McDonald's play place compared to my neighborhood faggot
>>727779332
Cool. Hope everything's going well for you
>>727779332
met mugen yet?
>>727779416
Spectrum
we wuz hood n shit
>>727779457
>buzzwords
hello hello I love all of you <3 <3 <3
>>727779332
Mostly personal reasons, but I'm still on discord if youd ever wanna talk or play vidya or whatever
>>727779552
:o Love-chan?
>>727777777
>>727779552
hello dog
>>727779552
Evening Love anon, how are you doing today?
>>727779625
thaaaat's me! I just forgot my tripcode <3
how are you today?
>>727779675
I'm not a dog ;~;
>>727779684
I'm good! I just woke up <3
how are you?
>>727779549
You've confirmed you're on the spectrum before
>>727779552
You don't love me
>>727779753
yes you are now behave yourself dog
>>727779753
Love anon are you male or female in real life?
>>727779684
pretty bad some fucking nigger is not following the rules
>>727779395
Not fucking lying. I heard two 11 year olds talking about "riding bikes" then he explained to the other they were going to steal bikes.
Also I see guys standing on street corners and shit, trying to trap. The school I go to is black as fuck and also liberal as fuck.
Not to mention I got arrested and sent to juvy when I was 10.
>>727778859
I don't understand this chart, Why can't someone have both ADD and OCD? Or depression and tourette's?
So why do y'all even acknowledge me if I'm so bad at this? If you're so much better than me, why can't you go ONE thread without giving me (you)s? New thread coming up, let's see how well you little autists can do :)
>>727779917
get on rabbit :o
>>727779764
I would ask when I did since I don't remember ever doing it, but given that you STILL haven't backed up any of your past claims, I remain highly Doubtful this actually happened. You could easily prove me wrong if you had proof.
>>727779911
Where do you live? Prolly some rich ass part of a rich ass city. I never lived a house in my life and nether have any of my friends I was raised in dirty ass trailer parks and apartments you suburban fag
>>727779976
What's that sign you're throwing up?
>>727780073
On my old phone I had proof. Some time in late November, in the same post where you admitted your pathetic 19 year old virginity
>>727779911
only things he says are real
>>727780146
Crescent city 15th Algiers point
>>727779815
I love everyone!
especially you <3
>>727779839
nope <3
>>727779416
Well I am dating someone long distance
>>727779454
In a few weeks!
>>727779597
Ill have to call you up sometime
>>727780146
And it's called a set not a sign
>>727779753
Nice.
I have a slight headache, but otherwise I'm good.
Just ate some food and a painkiller, so it should be gone soon.
>>727780255
Love anon don't you love me? Tell me your gender!
>>727779753
pretty good :o how are you?
>>727780255
Why would you love me
>>727780199
What about your old phone? surely you still have that around.
>>727780282
For sure!
Why does it matter if someone is a virgin? I'm 22 and I haven't had sex
>>727780385
I'm 35 and I haven't had sex and for some reason I don't even care.
>>727780357
Had to mail it back to AT&T. What's funny is we both know it happened. But you're on the spectrum so you'll never cooperate, I have better things to do than baby sit you, get your poor mom to do that. Never reply to me again or everything I've ever said is the ultimate truth and you'll live the rest of your life in moments basement
>>727780282
Good to hear. I wish you two the best of luck
>>727780385
this
I heard sex aint even that good
>>727780291
why are you posting taiga if the other guy claimed first?
>>727775040
>>727774643
>>727774401
>>727774226
>>727774003
>>727773856
>>727772205
red hair is gross
>>727780081
i live in a place on the west side of the Tampa bay.
and I am NOT rich and neither were my parents. Not at all. We could barely afford food and our house was two bedrooms one bath and had shit ton of holes in the walls. But it was right next to a trailer park.
I used to carry a flathead with me when I walked to the corner store to buy shit.
And not to forget how many prostitutes are in this area.
Also, don't bother replying to me after this, I'm trying to read The Island of Doctor Moreau
>>727780381
Hell yeah!
>>727780385
And I'm an 18 year old virgin. Of course I am probably going to be loosing it in a few weeks
>>727780515
I dont think you posres here, but do you know the guy who claimed Mugen from Samuri Champloo? Thats my babe
>>727780385
people need to brag about something
money
sex
status
luxury items
>>727780521
I heard that masturbation is more pleasurable.
Since you know what your body wants. Also a really tight grip > vagina.
>>727780609
I'm having a conversation with people.
He does the same when I claim, but I don't bother bitching about it.
>>727780659
>Tampa
Immediately discarded, come to Algiers part of New Orleans. people walk around with assault rifles in broad daylight. You can buy guns from the convenience stores.
>>727780291
that's good! I hope it goes away soon <3
>>727780292
love knows no gender, anon <3
>>727780293
I'm good! just woke up a few minutes ago because some meanie had construction equipment outside, but other than that today is a wonderful day!
>>727780344
because everyone worthy of love and loving others <3 the more love there is, the less hate there is in the world!
>>727780385
I'm sure miss Sono would help you with that, mister Duke~
>>727780695
Yeah because I'm going to rail you in the ass, bitch :^)
>>727780609
>from the hood
>anime
>reading
Yep. Now I know you're fake as a bitch
>>727780609
Ok
>>727780521
>>727780753
I'd rather have a real dick tbh
>>727780865
Not you, someone else
>>727780753
Yeah exactly. Besides you can get some solid fleshlights or masturbators too
>>727780695
we're still added on discord, right?
>>727780806
>immediately discarded
This is complete meta bullshit slideposting and you need to stop
>>727781015
mental gymnastics
>>727771416
>>727780488
I don't really care either
>>727780521
I just don't care
>>727780695
Enjoy that hombre
>>727780715
It's worth bragging about?
>>727780846
Uhh...