ITT: we talk about our special/weird talents. I can clap really

I can masturbate frequently.

I can clap really loud

I can clap really really loud

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>>727761637
You have defeated me

I can blow spit bubbles off my tounge and in to the air. I have never met another person that can do it.

>>727761637
I can clap really really really loud

I can kill a youtube channel by subscribing to it.
Jontron
Douchebagchocolat
OneyNG
That was all me.

>>727761861
FUCK

I can tense a muscle at the base of my brain that makes my body go all tingly and my movements all jerky. I can only do it for a few seconds at a time. Don't know what it's good for.

I can make that Predator clicky noise when I'm sick.

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>>727761946

>>727761401
I can fap 30+ times a day

>>727762027
Thats cool as fuck dude

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>>727762115

I can drive really fast when I'm drunk

I can make my eyes shake and spasm, freaks people the fuck out.

>>727762027
Go beyond. Awake your true potential.

>>727761401
I can whistle multiphonics. Sometimes sound like a fax machine.

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>>727762609
Teach me

I can hold my breath so hard it squeezes by heart shut or something. Whatever it does it causes me to pass out in less than 15 seconds and my pulse felt at the chest becomes extremely weak.
It caused intense pins and needles all over my body and the sensation of convulsions so i didn't really do it more than the 3 time sit takes to discover it and double check that's what did it and triple check because i wasn't completely sure from my weak ass second attempt.

>>727762729
Can you hold your breath just normally though?

>>727762816
Yes.
I can last about a minute and a half normally.

>>727762893
Ever consulted anyone about this interesting occurance?

>>727762729
Holy shit. You're like the guy who flexes his brain and his body goes tingly. You guys are sure strange.

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My penis fits inside my dog

I can cry milk

I can cook

>>727763106
That so? I pan seared a steak last night.

>>727763007
Yeah but they didn't really care.
My anatomy lecturer just thought it was weird and gave me the explanation that i was probably just building so much pressure in my chest that it was closing the incoming vein into the heart and my doctor just said not to do it.

I can put up with btardation

>>727763194
That so? I made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches this morning

>>727763317
Interesting. Ever gonna attempt it again?

>>727763542
Probably. I wouldn't mind dying of heart failure but it's extremely unpleasant.
The first time i did it it was so severe I completely passed out and when i came to I was blind like what happens when you stand up to fast and I was in the hallway when my last memory was in my room heading into the hallway.
Also the pins and needles hurt it's a real not fun feeling

>>727761848
I used to do this in school all the time. For some reason I can't make them fly off my tongue anymore though. Always pop instantly

>>727763793
Well you're a soldier for science

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>>727762027
Kinda sounds like you have the power to have strokes all the time

I can do death metal vocals, but I have a really loud scream that my friends dubbed the "pterodactyl scream"

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>>727764682
I want to hear that shit

>>727761401
I think Im by far the most autistic

I can emulate skateboarding tricks using a tv remote control, or similar object

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>>727761401
I can do that thing in Ace Ventura where he moves his eye by touching it.

>>727764889
Same, but only pop shovits, kickflips etc. Nothin to advanced. I cant even ollie irl, can i can skate pre fast tbh

>>727762259
Lost

>>727761401
I have the ability to get dubs at any given moment.

>>727761401
I can fit my dick inside a boy's ass and make him moan.

>>727765070
lol noice! gotta say its a pretty weird/retarded talent

I recorded this on 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF6DvOMmKHk


But now im waaay better, I can tre flip, 540 flip, 1080 flip, hospital flip, laser flip, hardflip, u name it

>>727765173
Proove or gtfo

>>727765371
Good qual for 2009. Make another one man!

I can whistle vidya music real good.
I can make a super tight fist and cause my knuckles to crack.
I can burp on command.
I'm a really fucking good mixologist.
I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe it's not Butter.

>>727765488
yeah im plannin on making a 2nd part with all the shit i can do now

"lipslides", varial heelflips, triple flips, etc etc

>>727762027
I can do this also.

One thing I can do that I've never met anyone else who can do is inflating my tongue. Like I can literally engorge it to be 3x as thick

I can vomit on command. It comes in handy when I'm in a situation I don't want to be in.

One time I was hanging out at a party and this bitch was there that I fucking can't stand. Pretend to be wasted and she is telling some story to a group of people about how cool and rich she is.
Standing beside her and I ask her to repeat the last sentence. She turns to me and I unleash a fountain of natty light and queso all in her face.

I pretend to be embarrassed, apologize and excuse myself to the restroom. We didn't see her at parties for like almost a year after that happened.

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>>727765899
Pic related

I can shoot a sprinkling of water/spit out of my mouth from underneath my tongue. Used to only happen sometimes when I yawned but can voluntarily do it now. No idea why that happens.

>>727765376
not that anon, but i also have that ability, check em>>>

>>727766038
Wow it looks like a pink pickle. I tried but couldnt. Ever found a use for the neck muscle? Not that I've asked but I've never heard of anyone else being able to do that, neat.

>>727765548
You mean butter bean?

>>727761401
I can burp on command

>>727766266
The only real use I have for the neck muscle is when I want to sarcastically exaggerate my anger in some situations, no real use for it

>>727766417
>>727766266
Like the other anon said though, it does hurt if you do it for more than like 3 seconds at a time, so I don't do it as often as the tongue thing

>>727764889
Also, I can move my ears

i can twitch my right index finger really weirdly since i had a hand spasm from mario kart

>>727762609
humming while whistling?? not hard. unless you can legit strictly whistle multiphonics, then its fucking dope

>>727761401
i can stick my ass in the air...suck air into it... and fart it out on command.

>>727766578
also, can move my scalp, my nostrils, and my peenur without touching it

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>>727762729
it's called the choking game dumbass

>>727766745
Real multiphonics. It's impossible to explain. Lift tongue a bit, breath a little bit out of nose. Feels like the tone is starting from middle of lungs. Studied saxophone sound production which has lots to do with larynx manipulation so that's probably part of it.

>>727766879
Prove it

I have an unnaturally loud whistle, like it can make people I'm standing next to cover their ears. Not even using fingers just whistling regularly.

>>727766879
Uhm, fucking what?

i can get a rock-hard boner in just a few seconds

>>727767766
Really?

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>>727761401
I have the ability to have a clean room and not be a complete degenerate like some of you.

>>727766879
Can you achieve a loud fart with a good amount of pressure?

>>727767394
Yeah me too. Also the multiphonics.

I can get repeating digits on an online chinese cartoon board

>>727762073
By sort of opening your nasal passage when it's blocked? Me too

>>727766879
can you shoot darts like that guy on jackass?

>>727768051
mhm

i need to be horny of course.

i read it takes an average person like more than a minute to get a full boner...

>>727764769
Vocaroo incoming, I hope

I can quit smoking pot with no problem.
Doest matter ive been smoking it since 1999

>>727766042
It is related to being a Sonic Syndicate fan

>>727768978
The fuck is that?

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

>>727761401
I can whistle moonlight sonata through my nostril

>>727768872
That's the most retarded thing someone has said on this board. Think about all the dumb shit people here say everyday. You just beat all of them.

>>727761401
i can let my eyeballs shake really fast to the left and right

>>727769229
With no Handel bars the front wheel of the bike would fall off you should put those back on anon

>>727761401
I can curve my fingers so far back I can literally grasp a volleyball with the back of my hand

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>>727769649

>>727769491
think of all the retards that say theyr "suffering" after quiting weed

and oly been smoking for few months/weeks

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>>727768292
Not every time though.

I can control giving my body chills. It's like I just tense my spine and it radiates a wave of cold through my body and gives me goosebumps. Never even heard of anyone doing that. Also I can "flex"(?) my eyes and make my vision blurry or clear whenever I want.

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>>727769763

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i can clap really loud with my dick while i slap my dick really loud while posting retarded shit on /b/ really loud

>>727763793
Well if you decide to end it all...
...you know what to do.

>>727769763
Yeah, but even more so, I don't need to hook my thumb around

>>727769295

Vocaroo nigga

>>727769082
Some emo band. Lots of people squirt it out by accident. But the only person I know, that can do it at will is a complete Hot Topic person.

i can tickle myself

I can spin my pinkie toe over 180 degrees in any direction.

I had too small shoes in kindergarten that caused my pinkie to lay on my other toe, and for some reason I picked up how to maneuvre it the more I walked in my shoes.

>>727761401
I can clap louder than you.

I can at will cramp up my toes in a way that a lane of nerves up my body get triggered and I recieve a bubbling feeling in my ballsacks. Like water is boiling in there.

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i can fly underwater

for some reason i always win at circus games, i litterally never loose at them. Its really weird, every since i was a boy i always get the big prizes. For entance shooting the clown in the mouth with the water gun on the race thing. I win all the time. The ring toss for gold fish, every ring i won. One year i stacked up like 15 gold fish. Brought them home, my parents where not pleased

>>727766704
Go outside

I can infinitely crack my fingers seconds apart.
I can make a weird tongue clicking noise.
I ca make my saliva gland spit like a snake.

I can disappoint women and my relatives just by breathing

>>727762729
Valsalva that hard can be done by anyone, its not squeezing your heart, but it is causing huge shifts in blood pressure. Your body is just making u pass out so you stop being a dick to it. Medfag here.

When I put fingers in my mouth to whistle, it is so loud it's been known to cause deadening in the ears of those close by for literally days.

Well it all started on may 2008, when I visted this website called 4chan. You know they say you never leave, well I think thats true. I was addicted to trolling, samefagging, reposting, but nothing was original. How many times has john hated everyone? How many times can you get away with posting about randomly generated numbers? Anyway my trolling had taken me to a devlish path where I bacame a completely diffrent person. I trolled religous forums, facebook, and donald trumps twitter. But my best of the best has been on woman, you see my talents as a troll has transcended me into the ultimate lady killer. I can catfish women with 100 pecent success ratio, women are the easiest to troll. I been laid over 100 times due to my special abilities as a troll.

>>727766042
It's called gleeking and it apparantly happens when you squish your salivary gland

>>727770684
Record it and mail it to people. vocaroo pliz

YoYo competitively

>>727769799
>months/weeks

which one is it

>>727777777

>>727771048
get a life

>>727770825
Thank you for clearing this up for me. That's weird as fuck eh.

>>727766038
man you drink way too much soda. your tongue shouldnt be that color. gross

>>727766879
Omg I can do that too. I never considered it a talent though and I rarely ever do it. It feels really weird sucking air into my ass

>>727761401
I can slap really hard.

>>727771831
How can you slap

>>727769763
Idk what I'm looking at

>>727762027
Me too, I have always wondered if it kicks up my adrenaline levels, because it feels like it does.

I can drink a beer faster than you.

Years of belching on command allow me to just pour a pint into my gullet

>>727766038
Not hard to do. You just tense the muscles

I can give myself goosebumps and chest pains on command. All I have to do is think of something sad and it strangely happens. I think its a substitute for crying because I've trained myself to not cry

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>>727771893
really hard man.

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>>727764682
Can also do this.

> back in high school
> with friend in hall between classes
> flock of nogs at end of hall
> friend tells me to do the screech, I'm down
> I sprint down the hall blowing my fucking throat out
> lady nogs duck and scream
> I peel around the corner and skitter.exe off to my next class
> friend later tells me lady nogs thought there was a bird in the school

>>727772487
I can make a really realistic chicken sound. In high school I had a teacher that used to always ask me to do it before class

>>727761946
prove it, pewdiepie

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>>727761401
I can masturbate up to 6 times a day if I'm in the mood