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nightly <slightly autistic> thread nothing to offer you

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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nightly <slightly autistic> thread
nothing to offer you guys so
feels thread?
tell me all about your problems and I'll give you advice
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>>727751095
First
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I can't stop looking at this picture what do
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>>727751095
Ok Anon here's the deal I met a female on OkCupid it's been hard to keep a discussion going with her she's like really short to comment she just makes a reply and that's as far as it goes I dunno what to talk to her about that will get us talking longer.
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>>727751095
Also what underrated game should i play?
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>>727751805
she's not the only single 5'2 straight childless english speaking woman on the planet, ditch her and find someone who's actually willing to talk to you
in any case, she might be playing hard to get and will get needy when you stop replying
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>>727751828
not sure about games, I usually pass the time with dayZ and that's about it
can I recommend some movies?
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>>727752220
Yeah I would that
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>>727751095
Show feet to make me better
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Show some skin......please?
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I wouldn't tell my family, but I see no reason for me to carry on. I'm completely useless. why even go on when I now I'll probably spend my life doing minimum wage shit-tier jobs
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>>727752272
Funny games: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_Games_(1997_film) (this one not the new one)
Green room: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Room_(film) (side note: the actor playing the protagonist died in a freak accident little over half a year ago)
Clockwork orange (if you haven't seen it already)
It's such a beautiful day: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Such_a_Beautiful_Day_(film)
Black mass: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mass_(film)
all personal favorites, watch them as you will
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Hi there,
Could you help me out with a simple request?
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>>727752539
you're putting yourself into a box with that mentality
it's such a cliché thing to say but it's the fucking truth
if there's no physical (be it physiological or materialistic) barrier, you can achieve it
it's that simple, that's what the objective perspective guarantees
start building up self esteem and hope with little things (hygiene, productive hobbies, the things you eat, etc)
you're not useless, your psyche is telling you that for whatever reason, try to pinpoint what event started to make you think this way and analyse it
tldr: introspect and weed out the bad
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>>727752624
does it involve tits
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I've lost the will to live and its hard to get up every morning for work...I have no sense of achievement anymore and very rarely feel happy
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>>727752767
No
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>>727752770
again, from a deterministic perspective, there is something that triggered this mindset and lifestyle, look for it
if you want a sense of achievement, start learning self discipline
start with little things: forcing yourself to wake up early, exercising, essentially making yourself uncomfortable
having control over yourself and not succumbing to the void, infinite pleasure sim that is our day and age is an achievement imho
I'd have to talk to you for hours about this stuff to truly help but I hope that this will at least help you get started on your own
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>>727752624
>>727752624
So basically if you're okay with it write " Mops, the biggest pussy ever" on a tag and take a picture with it. Other than that you have the freedom to wear/do whatever you want.
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>>727752807
what's the request then darl
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>>727753021
What do think of my cock, also im a dick flasher is there something wromg with me.
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>>727753153
people who request signs are the scum of this earth and deserve to rot in mass graves
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>>727751095
I would like to hear you play the piano
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>>727753181
there's nothing wrong with you until your family finds out where your dick's been
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>>727753211
Why...she wants to kill time. Its not like she is doing anything useful lol
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>>727752300
this bitch never showed tits till now.
She gets much more attention than she deserves.
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>>727751095
slightly autistic anon do you like my kitty?
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>>727753224
that's kind, anon
i only got it in january so I know very few songs - bach's prelude, simplified dance of the sugar plum fairy, ode to joy and for the damaged coda (rick and morty season 2 finale theme)
sometimes I go onto omegle and play but I've been banned for whatever reason
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>>727753355
mind sending him to me in the mail?
thanks
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>>727753463
her, and no she's mine.
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>>727753347
as op I can agree with this but whatever
I've been depressed about my being a woman for long enough
any more and I'll neck myself
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>>727753510
i swear to christ I'll treat her well
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>>727751095
hey op.
So my dearler went away with the jacks.
I'm introverted af and can no longer score weed.
How the fuck do I make a new connect?
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>>727753564
I treat her as well as she needs! Her purrs don't lie.
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>>727753517
wat? op is a girl?

there are no girls on the internet!
im out!
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>>727752300
>>727752300
>>727752300
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>>727753365
Play the Bach tune please.
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>>727751095
Can we be friends OP
[email protected]
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>>727753517
you try so hard to sound cool
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>>727751095
Op your audience is big enogh now.
Release the tits already - there are plenty dicks that needs to be wanked in this topic.
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>>727751095
I'm old, alone, and have made terrible decisions that can never be changed. I've wasted the best years of my life. I live with unbearable regrets every day of my life. I would like to jump off a tall building and splatter onto hard ground below. I live with the inevitable fact that time is fleeting and if you don't pay attention, life will pass you by in the blink of an eye.
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op dont be a stereotypical cancerous female

boobs make the world better

release your tits for scientific fapping purposes
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>>727753669
lucky bastard
>>727753666
satan's trips
online connections
easy pz
>>727753922
your opinions cut deep, sunshine
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>>727753156
Well? What's the request faggot?
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>>727751095
tits plz
sharing is caring
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how do I become slightly autistic
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>>727753365
you should make a youtube video. I would watch it.
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/r/ tits op
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>>727754058
Thankyou for acknowledging my trips.
Yeah craigslist looks the the go.
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>>727752300
op is such a beauty. my dick gets diamonds.
I WANT THITS TITTIES NAOW.
I demand it - obey rules.
After this - i will cum buckets.
After this i will tell you my story and ask for your advice.
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>>727754041
it sounds bizarre as I'm rather young but I have also struggled with accepting how quickly time passes me by
I used to create little 'timestamps' in my head to keep me grounded: memorizing my position in a certain instance and watching how fast that moment left me
it's an autistic thing to do, but what made me cope a little bit better was to think of life as being a spatial plane as opposed to a temporal one: ie ignore time and concentrate on the present, where you are in space etc
thinking of your regrets will only drag you down, think of pondering those things as a form of self sabotage. it can be avoided, plan for what you're going to do in the upcoming day, occupy yourself with little things, don't allow yourself time to think for a while, totally distract yourself and just let it pass
there's a reason why the vast majority of suicide attempt survivors regret jumping seconds after
depression is a lens as well as a mental illness
nothing around you has changed for the worse or the better, it's your perception of reality that's twisted and you have the power to change that
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>>727751095
I hate that i'm infatuated with you. What is wrong with me
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>>727754216
This. Play the Bach tune.

As for now however, slightly autistic anon, please bring joy to the world with your pretty chest.
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>>727754453
your libido?
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>>727754456
eh, i've tried to record myself before
the only mics I have are my computer and my phone, makes the piano sound too tinny to be enjoyable
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>>727754431
tl;dr

post tits
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>>727754475
It's not a sexual thing kek. Idk I guess I'm just desperate for someone I think I could relate to. Sorry bout it!
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>>727751805
If the replay is super short she does not want to talk to you
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>>727754431
stop this teasing op deliver already the greater goods.
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>>727754577
dubs says it all
the dumb bitch could just block him though
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>>727754558
that's fine anon
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>>727754431
Do you use the method of loci OP?
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What do you think of the Chinese problem?
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femanon posting none nude material

SAGE
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do you want to fuck your daddy op?
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>>727754674
never heard of it
what is it?
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>>727754537
Ok then make a youtube video on how to draw a pepe. You do those well.

Also, nice explainations/replies to struggling anons. They sound legit, accurate and sincere and good advice for anyone.

Anytime is a good time for tits, btw.
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>>727754717
what's the chinese problem darl
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>>727754904
Clearly not her so fuck off cunt.
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>>727754864
It's a way of using spatial memory as a means of memorising things. Otherwise known as a 'memory palace' or such.
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>>727754431
It's funny how it's easy to manipulate your reality in a sense that a moment of joy can instantly be inverted in to a moment of blandness just by changing the mental point of view. I find that very scary and is probably the reason why I stay distanced from life in general
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Op is the feminazi bitch that didnt delivered the last days. No attention for her. Dont feed her until she deliveres.
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>>727754896
feedback is appreciate
i have a channel but I won't link for fear of privacy issues, if no one's doxxed me already
side note to all asking for tits
- it's illegal, I could go to jail, I don't want to and it would put everyone in this thread onto a watchlist or two
- i thought my pepes were pretty subpar kek
- I have an instagram for my strange art, this might really dox me but whatever https://www.instagram.com/pavis.or/
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>>727755197
:( but she's hungry!
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...but I love bees.
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>>727755293
wow... her tits are so great people have passed laws to protect them!
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>>727755049
It really is strange and frightening
I find that a lot of theists converted for this very reason, or something tied to it
There's a need to have something infallible to fall back on and theism does it for people
if you don't have that to reassure you, it's easy to get depressed and lost in the void, which is fucking lame to say the least
I've been losing touch with reality for a while now
>>727755002
that's interesting
it doesn't work for me as a mnemonic technique though
>>727755386
don't you dare mention the bees you worthless sack of shit
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and I can no longer log onto my instagram as of 2 minutes ago
this is totally fine
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>>727755293

>Sydney

God damn I knew you were an Australian.
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>>727755293
moralfag niggotry is not welcome here

youre not special nor exempt from the rules

tits or gtfo
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>>727755550
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>>727755635
>following internet rules
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what do you do with your drawings when ur done? do you put them in a folder or something?

I usually leave mine out then my cats jump all over them and tear them up and I have to throw them out...
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>>727755293
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>>727755626
god fucking damnit
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>>727751095
Omg you are that alice out of that shitty psychology threads right? You already posting 2 Times a day. Also you already confirmed that you are underage by saying you cant Post nudes. Mooods
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>>727755836
not my proudest moment
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>>727755784
if thats the case op is even more of a failure

irl rules dont apply on /b

tits or gtfo
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MODSMODSMODS
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>>727755845
i post once a night at the same time
how fucked up is your sleep schedule?
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>>727755867
post tits

fuck moralfag niggers
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>>727755906
>t-tits or gtfo
you're a broken record player at this point
what happens when i don't post tits
do you get ANGERY
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>>727755992
tits or gtfo
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>>727755969
>>727755914
>>727755906
>>727755635
quit samefagging
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>>727755550
youre on an 18+ board
its legal to post your fine tits here
so do it already
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>>727751095
i heard isis 2nd in command was kill

i think that's all of them
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>>727756029
one of those isnt me

also tits or gtfo
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>>727755550
I completely agree with you about the theism point...I find it very plausible that my mom is a theist because of it.

Also do you think that the majority of people have this struggle but don't share it...or even aren't competent to identify it. Obviously I am asking you because I don't personally know you and looks like u would give me a sincere answer.
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>>727755293
Liberal, Labor or other?
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>>727755992
ngl im glad youre not posting tits
tbh dont
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>>727756061
this

excuses are for weak ass cumdumpsters who dont belong bere
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>>727756132
gtfo white knight nigger
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>>727751095
https://discord.gg/v5qhWSX
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>>727752536
I'm a 22-yo white guy, and I'm going out with a 12-yo girl. We just don't see what the problem is. There's nothing sexual between us, we just really enjoy hanging out together, and love being in each others' company. We spend a lot of time together with her family, and they accept us just fine - they can see how we care for each other is very real. We appreciate other people don't understand the depth and joy of our relationship. The funny thing is... this aint pasta bait.
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>>727756132
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tits

nao
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>>727756132
Agree
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P0st tits and feet

Will sound SAGE alarm otherwise
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>>727756380
god damn newfag niggers

gb2reddit
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>>727756430
no feet are cancerous
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>>727756235
damn it really ain't pasta
alright, here's my advice: enjoy the two months you have left together because it's gonna end fucking badly
pull out while you can, anon
you have one life, don't allow yourself to be dragged around by emotions and libido because you will be going to prison for it
it's only going to get worse in prison
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>>727756132
Also agree.
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>>727756132
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>>727756477
niggers

out
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>>727756132
agreed what an ugly bitch
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>>727756431
You are a retard. This is /b/...thank god there is tons of porn on here, so could you please be normal for a fucking second and stop asking for underage tits
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Hey so OP, real story here. I beat my girlfriends dog until it died. It was a female 10yo Chihuahua and it annoyed the fuck out of me. I felt nothing but I did cry when my girlfriend was screaming "no". I convinced her that her dog died of natural causes and that I tried to help. Now she's in a constant state of depression and it's hard to hang out with her because she'll start crying or just get up and leave. I want to make her happy again, what's the next move?
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>>727756192
>>727756316
nah i just think if she posted tits it would ruin the vibe of the thread
also keep raging that no girl will ever want to strip for you, not even a e-girl with autism
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>>727756644
moralfag cancerous nig nogs do not belong bere

fuck the fuck off elsewhere

tits or gtfo no exceptions
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>>727756457
she can post what she want.
its irrelevant as long she starts posting her fucking body so WE CAN FAP ALREADY
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>>727756615
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>>727756694
no one cares what you think newfag nigger
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>>727756694
>believing op is a girl
lol sure - Santa's real too.
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>>727756861
penis or gtfo op
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>>727756694
your balls already drop?
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>>727756767
Retard
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>>727756688
that's tough, anon
there's a phenomenal chance that the relationship may just break apart
don't leave her though, you've done an unforgivable thing and pissing off while she's clearly emotionally distressed is fucking scummy
you have to tell her what you did
don't get her a new dog or any faggy shit like that, sit her down and just ask her what you can do or sacrifice to fix it
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>>727756826
>no one cares what i think
>>727756380
>>727756477
>>727756615
rekt
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>>727756826
edgelords are worse than newfags by tenfold
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good picture
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>>727755293
>>727755293
I checked it out. That's really fun to see. Got a thing about bees kek, but w/e. Like your drawings.
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Op says shes a girl but never proved it.
so i demand a prove now!
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>>727756999
tl;dr

post tits moralfag cunt
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>>727757015
tfw last reply was literally op you stupid fuck
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>>727757060
that's why I drew it
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>>727757055
so a newfag edgelord such as yourself must be 100x worse

kill yourself asap
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nice double trips: 111, 999
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>>727751095
>>727753224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
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>>727757156
tits you worthless cumdumpster
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>>727757188
checked once more
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>>727757223
anon getting frustrated when womyn doesn't do what he commands over imageboard
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>>727757156
what is it?
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>>727757223
when you gonna stop samefagging
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>>727756999
Nah you're gay and your advice is gay. We have another dog already, and she thanks me everyday for being here for her and dealing with her as she is, and she thanks me for trying to help her dog when she was in need. I just need advice on making her happier, sheesh.
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>>727757335
who knows
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>>727757311
you keep responding though

your butthurt is showing
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>>727757388
post tits whore
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>>727756912
money and origami???
/po/ rules the worl??
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dead thread. stop fucking feeding her.
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>>727757377
>you're gay and your advice is gay
>give me more advice
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OP is the only thread I've looked forward to for the past 3 nights. Thank you :)
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>>727757485
fucking newfag cancerous nigger
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did someone ask for them?
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>>727757556
massive failure

gtfo
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>>727751828
Beyond good and evil. >>727751828
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>>727757556
you bastard
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>>727757537
Thank you too, anon :)
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>>727757537
how many times do you have to repeat newfag and nigger until it becomes even remotely funny
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>>727757556
stereotypical weak cumdumpster

pathetic
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is she like 12? she looks very young...
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>>727757746
go elsewhere moralfag

tits or gtfo op
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>wishing OP would notice me and I could get to know OP
>knowing damn well even if OP did talk to me I wouldn't know how to maintain a conversation and am boring
>kek
>fucking autism
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>>727757746
She's underage but hasn't said how old.
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shes 18 .... guys
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>>727757311
i'd be pissed too women are supposed to obey men

that being said >>727757156 i demand you not post tits
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>>727757060
You should get a wacom :)
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>>727757626
Yeah I liked that game very much, too bad Jade may never get another game.

Also OP ignore the fat virgins that demand pictures of you, also I like your art in Insta
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>>727757824
only newfag niggers that dont belong here mention age

double fail op didnt post tits and moralfaggotry
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>>727757810
how is asking age a moralfag?
ummm... wft?
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>>727757810
holy fuck shut your stupid fucking trap you downie samefag
you can't even come up with any original shit to spew, we know it's you because you're the only one whining about tits and replying to everything with the words "cumdumpster" "moralfag" "newfag" "cancerous"
what did op do to make you so bitter
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>>727757556

wtf... European timestamp
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>>727757901
you need to gtfo and polish your armor with semen elsewhere white knight
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>>727757908
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>>727753347
Where is this??? She's being worshipped
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>>727757979
ausfailian
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>>727757979

or niggAfricaNigger

>>727758013

look here: >>727757556
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>>727751095
Kik so we can talk?
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>>727751095
I like you op. If I had a daughter, I'd want her to be just like you. I can tell you aren't easily influenced and you know who you are
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>>727757902
I have one but the cord broke a while back and I don't have the money to replace it atm
drawing on my phone is somewhat similar to using a tablet if you use a stylus
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>>727757908
>ignore the fat virgins
>ignore me too
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>>727758132
Jeez get a grip.
>>
>>727758049
this is right here happening is this thread. But without nuddity
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>>727758157
tits or gtfo
>>
>>727758059
what the fuck did you just call me
need you be reminded that australia is the alpha country
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>>727758172
Yo fag this is you
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yah... i gtg... u nigger knights gotta stop fucking with her but u wont stop being niggers
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>>727758002
if you want to see naked whores with no decency go watch porn lmao
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>>727758059

Get the fuck out of here. Australia is the most powerful country.
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>>727758223
careful anon
getting so angry
you might explode
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>>727758157
Ah, bums.
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>>727758236
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>727758157
make an amazon wishlist
sell some panties
post a paypal
there a plenty mthodes right now of making much money with your throbing dicks in here.
>>
>>727758213
I think he has but in his dick
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>>727758059
Obviously hasn't played knifey spooney before.
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>>727758379
you need that custom pasta anon
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>>727751095
Earlier this month my gf broke up with me, said she has been depressed the past 2 months and feeling very down/stressed.
I let her go, didn't beg and have not maintained contact since then.
We both have been stressed mostly due to her being underemployed and very emotionally needy, had an argument during a vacation I pretty much had to bankroll as she is broke most of the time (which I don't mind, but it is a little frustrating at times).
Relationship got weird ever since her best friend moved back into town.
Her friend is a stripper, has BPD, is one of those lesbians who doesn't like men. this is the same friend who encouraged my gf to strip, got her into drugs and failed out of college with her and tried to get her into the sugar daddy thing. Her friend decided she didn't "like me" shortly after moving back and told my ex constantly I was "controlling" her.
My ex is now partying all the time, people say she is copying her best friend's look/mannerisms and is in a "downward spiral."
Recently, she showed up to an recent she knew I was at, I ignored her and she stormed out with her friend flipping everyone off.
I don't understand why she gets mad every time she sees me, since she dumped me?
Advice would be appreciated, thank you
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>>727758329
>implying cumdumpsters have decency

maximum overkek
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>>727758404
not a moralfag but I hate the idea of pulling that kind of shit
i've obviously thought about doing it before but it's degrading
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Op gotta go. It was a pleasure talking to you.
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>>727751828
stardew valley, runescape, swords and sandals
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>>727758059
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>>727758479
well it depends on how obedient they are to their male counterparts
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>>727753181
it looks quite dry and wrinkly, moisturise it every night and morning
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>>727758611
osrs is based. 4 whip drops yesterday.
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>>727758558
I wouldn't mind paying for that, it's just used panties
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>>727758558
why? everyone is fine afterwards.
Use the system.
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>>727758708
lmao. OP I'd sooner pay you for a commissioned drawing or something.
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>>727758558
you are a moralfag you brainwashed attention whore

youre weak af pulling the age card to bitch out of posting tits

gtfo and take your cancer with you
>>
>>727753347
where does one go to find the event in pic related? women just lay there and let strange men grope them?
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>>727758868
This is also relevant to my interests.
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>>727758467
the root of the issue is obviously the controlling lesbian bitch
do not take it personally
in the end, depends if you want to get back with your gf or not because she's obviously being exploited and emotionally manipulated by this dyke right now
if you want her back, wait until her friend unavoidably fucks her over, because there's no way you'll be able to convince her to leave her side
she'll be really emotionally vulnerable and upset so proceed as you will and don't take advantage of her, despite how tempting it is
if you don't want to take her back, oh well, but do so if you have a heart
if your gf was depressed beforehand and this girl swooped in and reinforced what is obviously a codependent relationship, she was being completely controlled and exploited in the first place
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>>727752539
If you feel useless, fucking find a use for yourself. Shit you can even volunteer and believe me you'll feel very usefull
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>>727758868
/b/ on a good day - not with selfish whiny cumdumpsters like in this thread.
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>>727758681
Yeah i do try to rub coconut oil cream on it when i go out and drive around looking to flash women on the streets inside my car. I know is risky but you het no bigger thrill when once in a while a hot mommy passes by and is curious enough to stay amd watch and mayne if I'm lucky she would blow me or give me a hand
>>
>>727758868
>>727758915
fucking kek
>>727758765
nice to hear
don't have the drive to put much effort into my drawings anymore though
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>>727759039
why not D:
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>>727759039
How much for your panties Op
>>
Hey OP, I have no friends and a lot of steam games. You play steam?
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>>727759039
would pay u for moaning some nice thing at vocaroo for me.
how much would u want?
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>>727758708
>just used panties
not a whore who sells that stuff
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>>727759039
tits

post yours
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>>727759118
Artists sometimes loss the motivation to draw and might not do it for a long time until they get the itch again to draw
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>>727759167
i'm gonna stop linking accounts because someone is going to find me eventually
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>>727759190
you are a shit tier attention whore tho

you crave attention but dont post anything worthwhile like nude selfies
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how about a pic in underwear / bikini.
I see no problem here.
DO IT.
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>>727759185
Me too
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>>727759299
whatever fits your preconceived worldview like an emotional blankie, anon
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>>727759370
I don't understand this
don't you have porn?
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>>727759346
n-n-n-nine news
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>>727759412
porn sucks

oc amateur nudes>all
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>>727759412
who says i didnt pay for my porn? Because you get better quality.

Femanon say your price for vocarroo
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>>727751095
>nothing to offer you guys so
Glad you know, proud of you op, keepin it real.

>AND YET...
...you still post your face for attention

so the rules apply u dumb cunt

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>last thread got 200 by the end of it
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>>727759185
I wouldn't mind just hearing her voice to see if it matches up with the one I've imagined in my mind
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>>727759285
Trust me OP I already have. Check your steam
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>>727759547
He's right, but still OP is too good (and probs too young) for that nonsense.
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>>727759412
Yeah but it's special since it comes from you.
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>>727754431
Att hor usin gender 4 att
>whts new?

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
>>
>>727759299
>shit tier
Yet people just keep on replying
>>
>>727759606
moralfag niggotry get the fuck out
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>>727759606
op is 18
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>>727759717
this

op is a lying bitch trying to weasel out of posting tits
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>>727759587
Kek me too, easy as fuck to find.
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>>727759885
for fuck's sake
>>727759578
never posted my face in this thread you braindead fucking cunt
>>727759569
tfw male anon is the only one to call me femanon, even called myself anon in the original thread
90% of the time femanon is used:
>post femanons you've saved
>rate my cock femanons
10% is just
>femanon here
that's attention whoring and that's about it
>>727759185
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still giving advice op? i was the person in the other thread (i guess that was yours too) saying you were relatable.
>>
>>727760116

I'm not going to add you, but others will.
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>>727760139
always
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>>727760116
OP. You might want to delet your thread now.
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>>727760139
other thread got 404'd
>>
>>727760210
post your tits attention whore
>>
>>727759587
>>727759885
this why we can't have nice things. Why can't anyone have a normal interaction when a girl posts on here?
>>
>>727760116
not in this thread
but here and the days ago
everyone nows already when they see your other pics with hijabs
>>727752300 (Cross-thread)
>>
>>727760276
because special snowflake cumdumpsters think theyre too good or exempt from following simple rules

tits or gtfo, no exceptions
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please moan for me on vocaroo
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>>727759587 link
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>>727760530
god damn cancerous white knights
>>
>>727760533
glad we're on the same page

now post tits op
>>
>>727760116

You should play rust a little more.
>>
>>727760530
>cess pit
corrected for you, and don't talk like your above it, faggot. im you, you're me, we're all the same. some newfaggots just fag it up beyond our tolerance sometimes, your tolerance, my tolerance.
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>>727760487
no new notifs on steam
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>>727760572
You want nudes here you go
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>>727760116
>never posted my face in this thread you braindead fucking cunt
lol cute she thinks she's tough

EXCEPT
you did post your face didn't you?
>>727754431
Are you mentally retard? Well yeah but no more so then most of your gender.

>literally a dumb cunt
You are worthless except for your body
>>
someone link her steam pls i cant find it
>>
>>727760643
too slow for my laptop
waste of 20 bucks
>>
>>727760643
You sound like a creepy asshole
>>
>>727760755

Well GG I'd turn your steam on private now.
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>>727760533
never mention your a girl, if you dont want dicks to give you special attention.

do you know if iam a girl? No.
And thats the special trick. DONT mention it.

and now post tits, as you have to femanon.
>>
>>727760210
looks like the thread might be dead soon/you might delete it. i'd honestly rather chat not on here anyway (related to why i've never posted) so if you still wanna talk but just not here, then that'd be an alright meme.

[email protected]

it is getting late though, 12:25AM where i am
>>
>>727760778

You're the one posting traps, you degenerate cunt.
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>>727751095
>nightly.exe < "slightly autistic" > thread
Fixed.
>>
>>727760833
>d-do what I say or I'll hack your computer and force you to post tits!
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>>727760533
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>>727760676
urdoinitrong
>>
>>727760868
you reek of desperate contactfag
>>
>>727760899
Who else posted traps
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>>727760533
>>727760533
>>
someone buy me "barbie and her sisters' puppy rescue" and I'll cut off my pinky toe and send it to the lucky anon in a black ring box wrapped in premium chinese silk
>>
>>727760868
>being this desperate
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>>727761141
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>>727761148
>barbie and her sisters' puppy rescue
kek
>>
>>727761154
>>727761101
yeah i should just off myself
>>
>>727761253 (You)
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>>727761264
???
>>
>>727761360
!!!
>>
too tired to stay awake
too bored to sleep
but I have shit happening tomorrow in <6 hours so I'll go
thanks to those who appreciated advice and art
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>>727761395
XXX
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>>727751095
>>
>>727761395
...
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>>727761464
Cya
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>>727761472
>women with prostates
>>
>>727761464
nighty night
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>>727761464
next time visiting bring nudes with you
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>>727761249
its cute when you cancerous newfag scum get ass blasted
>>
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>>727751095
I laughed at your first thread OP, but you persisted.
>>
>>727761474
^.*$
>>
>>727760657
I am above ruining someone's life because because they didn't follow the rules on 4chan. It would do absolutely nothing to enhance my life. If you are that butthurt over it, I think you need to power off your computer and rethink your life
>>
>>727761464
stay gone unless youre going to post something worthwhile like tits

no weak ass moralfag excuses to attempt to bitch out
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>>727751828
Grim Dawn
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>>727761761
post your tits
>>
>>727761618
you got me mate, i'm a total newfag. i'll see if any autists on r9k will talk to me instead
>>
Bye Op
>>
>>727761948
you misspelled r9gay

pls do go there asap
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