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married anons. whats the best thing about being married ? do

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married anons.
whats the best thing about being married ?
do the pros beat the cons?
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>>727723878
that's the dumbest question ever asked here anyway no the cons outweigh the pros btw
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>>727723878

There are two good things about marriage. On paper anyways.

1.) Steady supply of pussy. It's gets old, fast. Marriage makes you hunger for strange like thirst in a desert.

2.) Double finances and financial stability. That is, until you realize that 80% of your income is spent by her, on shit that's either illogical as hell, or downright stupid.

Never, ever, ever fucking get married. There is NO benefit for men, only women.

Wives are nothing but parasites.
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>>727723878
It's steady ass but you don't want it anymore.
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>>727723878
If you're not a dumbass about who you marry you get to fuck every couple of days, a second income or free maid work, someone you trust keeping an eye on your shit while you're at work, and someone who talks even more shit about women than you do.

>but cheating
>but divorce
>but bleh bleh
That's why you pick the right person. So those things don't happen.
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Steady pussy. Pic related
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my wife is awesome, but I'm a huge faggot
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>>727723878
One day you can get divorced.
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>>727724954
This, marriage can be good if you can choose someone using your brain and not your dick
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PRO:
You spend the rest of your life with that person, unless you divorce

CON:
You spend the rest of your life with that person, unless you divorce
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>>727723878
imo, the only real reason to get married is to have children and start a family. if you're not into this idea then marriage is not for you
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Steady puss meh.. been married 6 years and she's amazing but UGHHHHHH
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Married couples gain a *lot* of legal rights that cohabitators do not, especially in the areas of kids, power of attorney, inheritance, confidential communication, etc.

Cons: divorce sucks, especially after you realize that marriage does not guarantee happiness. Get married for the right reasons, folks, not because "you're supposed to get married."
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>>727723878
Just don't. See
>>727724731
The only way out is for them to take half of all your shit.
Freedom doesn't come cheap and you end up paying anyway even if you just fuck another pig on the side.
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>>727723878
Only a fool would get married these days. Who cares about the opinion of fools?
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Married since 2013, only have pro on my side:

-Your wife can be your best friend, the one person you can really trust
-You can have sex whenever you want
-2x income
-you can reproduce, and have a reroll of yourself. And you get to manage the environmental part of his/her development.

For me, pro beat the cons.

BUT,

all other couples I see are not that way, and for them, cons beat the pros:
It's because they do not share a bond with their wives, they just are each other fucktoy.
And they choose them stupid.
They spend all money, cheat and have silly hobbies.

Just choose the right one
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>>727724731
If by some remote chance your opinions are actually based on the experience of being married, you are almost certainly an asshole who married stupidly.
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>>727723878
source
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>>727724954
Pick the right person.. Yea ok. Sure you can try to be smart about it but basically comes down to a coin toss whether it will work out or not. There are other statistics too, such as woman file for divorce 75% of the time and things like your ages and the number of people she fucked add to the chances of ending in divorce. Not worth the risk unless you have nothing to lose. Pump and dump but never marry unless you are equals financially and maybe if you want kids. But kids are stupid to have too and she can use them against you.
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Married 12 years-together for 20.
We have a beautiful son that's the light of my life .

I wish she would just GTFO and sign over my son to me .
The longer you're married and the better you take care of your wife- the more WORTHLESS ,BITCHY ,and over expecting she'll become .
She'll go from fulfilling your dreams to your absolute nightmare .
Run like hell . NOW .

I would have taken my own life by now but I want to help my son have as good of a life as possible .
I'm suffering every day with a miserable bitch because I love my son and want him to be happy .
I wish I could have a loving wife-but I don't think that even exists anymore .
Consider that .
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Cracks me up. Guys talking about being happily married while being here at /b/ jerking off.
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As Bill Burr said, 50% of marriages end in divorce.

If someone told you that 50% of parachutes didn't open before you went skydiving, you probably wouldn't do it. No one thinks it is going to happen to them because their girl is the RIGHT girl!

There are of course successful marriages out there, especially if you've already lived with the girl for many years and have enough goals outside of the relationship. Just love his analogy.
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>>727727089

How does it feel that it'll almost certainly happen to your son too?

>tfw my father told me the nightmare my mother was
>tfw when I didn't listen and repeated all his mistakes
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>>727723878
marriage is what you make of it. I think a lot of people go into it with unrealistic expectations.

/still married 17 years in
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>>727726990
Wow, that's an essential point about equals financially.
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>>727727089
This. Getting married was the best decision of my life. She still makes me pancakes for breakfast. I love pancakes.
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>>727727510
History repeating itself is such a disgusting notion.

You think you avoid the mistakes of your parents, then your sibling repeats it.
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>>727727089
They don't exist. It's a hard pill to swallow but all women are the same. They don't love like men do they just use for resources. They have no loyalty.
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>>727723878
>pros
Why do people still ask this shit? There are no pros for males at all.
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>>727724731
This is like saying it's dumb to be friends with someone. If you marry a dumb bitch, that's on you.
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Every day I come home to a cleaned house and dinner with my wife. After we put our son to bed, I get a two hour handjob as we watch TV and relax. Afterwards we fuck until we fall asleep. Been married six years, still trying to figure out what everyone's complaining about. Sure she spends most of the money, but she spends it buying food and house supplies so I don't. I haven't been to a store other than Menards in years.

Marriage is great unless you marry a cunt. I got a few friends that figured that out the hard way. Best advice, lay down the law on how you want things to go and make sure you are both willing to accomodate each other.
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>>727728159

Who the fuck wants a two hour handjob?
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>>727728159
>two hour handjob as we watch TV

you must be watching carl tuckerson and bill oriely.
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>>727728311
LOL....who wouldn't?
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>>727728159
Glad to hear it's working out for you, anon.

Details about the friends that learnt the hard way?
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>>727728425

Fake and gay. Nobody who's had a handjob would want one to last two hours.
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Your getting sex you don't want and the sex you want your not getting
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The main problem with marriage is that you have absolutely no control over what the chick wants to do. She decides to go fuck somebody else, you're fucked. She decides to take your kids? You're fucked. Then you are on the hook as a part-time dad for the next 18 years, while some other guy gets to spend all the time with your kids. That's the one thing the Muslims got right, they can beat their bitches back in line and cheaters get put to death
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>>727728447
The smart one got divorced. The other two are still in their shitty marriages. One has kids, which really complicates things. The other should just bail and run, but I think he's been beaten down enough that he needs someone to tell him what to do.

SO BAIL before you end up like that. Some people would rather be with the devil they know than alone. I'd rather be alone...but when the right person comes along, it can be pretty sweet.
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>>727728425
Virgin detected.

Whenever I get a hand/blowjob from my wife, well, it won't stop there. And I won't be teased 2 fucking hours.
That must definitely be a wizard skill.
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>>727728543
Fuck now, that's about as boring as it comes
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>>727723878
Many married anons are in denial and won't answer truthfully
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>>727728683
virgin: confirmed.
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>>727728771
Well i'm the guy married since 2013, and my son is waking up (living in Europa), so definitely not a virgin.
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>>727723878
See that girl's beautiful ass? You won't anymore if you married it.
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>>727728881
And trips are saying the truth
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>>727728683
Seriously, I'm amazed at you people. A handjob can be relaxing, and did you miss the part about us fucking as soon as we go upstairs. I like to be worked up and teased a little before we go at it. We've tried fucking on the couch a few times, and it's not that great. I'd rather use the bed. More positions anyway.
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>>727728881
your virginity has already been confirmed though.
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>>727729009
i have a concept of time you fucking retard. no one wants a two hour hand job.
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>>727729104
i would love being teased and tended to sexualy for 2 hours by a female, you are probably circumsized so you dont appreciate handjobs or enjoy them
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>>727723878
If you have a good relationship, all getting married changes is how you file your taxes. Been married for ten years. Still have sex on the regular, and dig hanging out with her. Point is, if you're relationship is a good one getting married doesn't change it.
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>>727729104
I don't think you do. You ask anyone if they want a two hour massage, and they'll want it. I prefer that massage on my dick. Don't be jealous.
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>>727729475
This. Having a legally binding marriage license doesn't magically change shit. If you think all the talk about it is more than comedic hyperbole, you're fucking retarded.
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>>727724731
this. If you want a kid then knocking a cunt up and paying chilkd support is cheaper. If you want to spread your genes as far as possible then keep your income off the books and never have a fixed address and just pump and dump every women you can find and move to a new city every so often.

People say niggers are dumb but that nigger has 12 offspring and you only have the two step children you raising for another male because you are a cuck.
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>>727728365
Kek. Why did this shitty response make me laugh so hard?
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>>727726706
>>727728064
Spotted the underages
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>>727724731
Whatevs just gotta love the one you with
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>>727728159
>get a two hour handjob
You're a faggot anon
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Dude
Marrying is the only way you can have sex without going to hell
Obvious plus
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>>727730460
Whatever you say dipshit. When's the last time some chick paid you that much attention? I suspect micropenis.
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>>727723878

>Cons

The lower value you are, the lower value your wife is going to be.

Me and my wife make good money and are both saving money. Probably maybe 3% tops of b could pull that off.

The trick is not marrying a basic bitch. Find one who has saving goals and future plans.
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>>727723878
Hey OP, femanon here who born and raised to have a fear of marriage (and did until I met my current BF).But, I always see shit about how marriage is a shitty joke and how much it makes your life miserable and open polyamory is best so seeing threads like this is really cool and makes me hopeful that one day I can be happy with a husband I support and kids I can raise and live it old school.
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>>727724731


THIS, BEEN MARRIED 2X TO VERY HOT WOMEN.I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN MY DAD'S ADVICE.

" NO MATTER HOW HOT YOU THINK SHE IS, YOU'LL GET TIRED OF FUCKING HER ONE DAY".

"NO ONE HAS A GOOD MARRIAGE. THE ONES YOU THINK ARE GOOD ARE FAKE. ME AND YOUR MOM USED TO BE CALLED T'THE PERFECTS'- THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU SAY 'I DO'"


he WAS RIGHT,
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Nothing and divorcing is even worse
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>>727724954
>someone you trust keeping an eye on your shit while you're at work,


NAH, WHILE YOU ARE AT WORK SHE'S FUCKING A GUY SHE THINKS IS SEXY. YOU ARE JUST THERE FOR THE BILLS. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY MARRIED WOMEN I FUCKED IN HER HOUSE WHILE HUBBY WAS AT WORK AND THE KIDS AT SCHOOL.
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>>727726173


NOT REALLY.I HAVE CHILDREN. GOT FULL CUSTODY OF THEM. LOVE LIFE WITHOUT MY EX'S
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>>727726701
This.

Married since 2010
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>>727726701

>-Your wife can be your best friend, the one person you can really trust

YOU ARE NOT MARRIED FAGGOT.I CAN GUARANTEE THAT.

>-You can have sex whenever you want

LOL!! VIRGIN SPOTTED. YOU MEAN HAVE SEX WHEN SHE WANTS.NOT YOU.

>-2x income

ARE YOU UNDER 16? SINGLEMOM RAISING YOU? HAVE TITS DUE TO TEH FAT BODY?

WHAT IS YOURS IS HERS AND WHAT IS HERS IS HERS. THAT'S HOW WOMEN WORK DUMB FUCK.
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>>727723878
SAUCE?
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>>727731181


SO BASICALLY YOU ARE SO "HAPPILY" MARRIED THAT YOU SPEND SATURDAY NIGHT ON 4CHAN AND NOT WATCHING A DREW BARRYMORE MOVIE WITH HER?

SURE FAGGOT. ENJOY THAT "WIFE".
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>>727726990
Im gonna guess you're about 22- 24
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>>727726706
Well, you've obviously never been married or you would have posted something that actually contributed to your argument based on experience. Instead you decide to be a massive cum-chugging faggot
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>>727726009
/Thread
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>>727730737
SO YOUR "BITCH" IS SO AWESOME THAT SATURDAY NIGHT, A NIGHT ALL WOMEN WANT YOU ATTACHED AT THEIR CUNTS WHILE YOU WATCH THE MOVIE SHE PICKS AND EAT THE FOOD SHE PICKS.

YOU ARE SO FUCKING VIRGINAL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SAT. MEANS FOR A GF MUCH LESS A WIFE.
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>>727731320
>>727731205
>>727731009
>>727730921


this guy sounds like my dad.i think he's the only dude here that is is or was really married
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>>727731205
>>>/r/incel
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>>727731320
>>727731501
sorry you've had shit luck with women. it'll get better
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>>727731469
is it strange that my grandmother has a painting almost exactly like this hung up in her bathroom, and when I was little, for the longest time, I had no idea what it was?
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>>727731357


I WOULD SAY 16-20. RAISED BY A SINGLE MOM AND AROUND FEMALES HIS WHOLE LIFE.NO MALE GUIDANCE AND IS A MALE "FEMINIST". THESE ARE THE GUYS DIVORCE LAWYERS LOVE.
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>>727726706
Based anon.

These fuckers are retarded. There is nothing stupider than a incel or a fucking MGTOW. They acquire all their knowledge of relationships and marriage from standup sets and tired sitcoms.
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pros: had a daughter and life has meaning now beyond xbox achievements weed and fapping

cons: wife got fat
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>>727731703


TELL US ABOUT YOUR "LUCK"?LET ME GUESS: MUMMY SAID YOU WILL FIND A "DECENT" WOMAN LIKE HER AND THE ONLY REASON DAD LEFT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS " A DRUNK AND ABUSIVE"? LMFAO.

YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE SOME DIVORCE LAWYERS WET,
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I've been married for 16 years. I'm totally satisfied and happy and so is she. I guess if that changes, that'll suck but im enjoying it for now. Of course i married my best friend.
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>>727731910
sounds like projecting...
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>>727731009
>>727731181
>>727730921
>>727731205
>>727731320
Your caps lock is on. It's on the left side of the keyboard by the shift key.
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>>727731910
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>>727731962


NAH, YOU AIN'T MARRIED. YOU ARE JUST A BETA FAT FUCK WITH FANATASIES ABOUT FIND "THE ONE".

GOOD LUCK SON, YOU'LL NEED IT.

MY ADVICE IS IF BY THE OFF CHANCE YOU MAKE MONEY (LOTTO, FIND IT,YOU GET HURT AT YOUR JOB AT WALMART AND WIN A LAWSUIT ETC) GIVE A "MONETARY GIFT" TO MUMMY AND DADDY FOR SAFE KEEPING. YOU SOUND DUMB AS FUCK.
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>>727723878
Pros... Tax benefits
Cons... Everything else
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>>727732124
It's past your bed time timmy
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>>727731954


so basically you are a balding 40 year old that prefers to spend time here with 14 year olds instead of with his wife? you sound "happy and satisfied".
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>>727732031

he's wrecking you dude...i don't believe you even kissed a female much less married one
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>>727732223


he's right though and he caught you. why are you here if you are happy? this place is for 14 year olds. i mean they just posted maska you weirdo.
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>>727723878

Pros

Opportunity to fulfill your genetic imperative by having kids
Kids can take care of you when you get old
Interactions with your kids and grandkids etc
Fucking the wife
Having someone to grow old with
If you get a solid female, it's great

Cons

Legal system is against you
Jews are actively trying to destroy your marriage with cultural indoctrination
Marriage relies heavily on hormonal emotional female to not be beguiled by aforementioned Jews
If you end in divorce it will be a fucking terrible situation with half your money going to a female and not getting to see your kids. They will also resent you due to lies fed to them by female
The hotter your woman is the more likely the marriage is to fail as she gets attention from other guys


Never been married so can't comment on pros outweighing cons but I don't plan to get married
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>>727732228
Just because you're underage, doesn't mean we all are. Lurk more.
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>>727732124
then get a divorce, ya cuck lol

if you're so miserable, you wouldn't mind splitting your shit for "sweet sweet freedom"
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>>727732124
is that what happened to you?
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>>727732124

kek....but ya' these 14 year olds are living female fantasies. welcome to single mom raised amerikkka. these little shits are more female than men these days,
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>>727732334

>he doesn't realize that you can never leave
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>>727732348


and you are 40on here?i am 16 and find this place a joke...wtf you doing here loser? aren't you embarrassed?
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>>727732557


so your "wife"is ok with you being on a computer on a cp website rather than sleeping next to her?

yeah right...fuck off fat faggot. get lost with your beta cuck shit. so cringe
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caps man is dead hooray
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>>727732730

LOL. YOU A FUCKING MORN IF YOU BELIEVE ANYONE HERE HAS FEMALE CONTACT. WOMEN ARE SO FUCKING NOSY AND SUSPICIOUS THAT IF THEY SEE THEIR MAN ONLINE AT THIS HOUR THEY WILL TURN THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN TO FIND OUT WHAT'S HE'S DOING.

THESE GUYS HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN AND IT'S SO CLEAR.
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>>727732882


/thread
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>>727732730

>so cringe

The irony is amusing.

I don't need my wife's permission to visit websites. She knows I browse various boards here and she's probably more redpilled than half of pol. Once you find success, you'll realize how ridiculous your bitterness is.
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>>727732882
Your caps lock is still on my dude
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>>727732882
>>727732974
you can't /thread your own post faggot kill yourself
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>>727733010


this is cringe. dude, give it up. you are a fake and a phony . go to sleep lonely guy,
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>>727732882

>a cuck projecting his wife's projection
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>>727733085


it was me fatso. don't go into rage newfag.
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Been married since Dec. Feels like a sham sometimes already..
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>>727732882
^Divorced Anon
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>>727731902
>>727723878

Anon this is one of my biggest fears. The girl I'm in love with and have more in common with than anyone I've ever met is on the heavy side and my dad even called her "thunder thighs" lol. His one bit of advice is to look at their ankles, if they have thin ankles they'll age better but this girl has some mean ass ankles. How do I prevent her from getting fat or just avoid thicker chicks in general?
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>>727733129

You seem angry. Are you alright, anon?
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>>727732882
>hates that women have power over him
>loves that capitalists have all the power in society
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>>727733227
>>727733242
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>>727733069
i wonder how drunk he is
bet he doesn't realise his caps lock is on just like an elderly person doesn't know their indicator is on
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>>727733171
kill yourself faglord
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>>727733261
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>>727733207
If you have to force it really hard, it's not meant to be. At 5 years married, there's generally a rough patch, but if you can climb out of that, it's worth it.

Again, don't force it. If divorce is meant to be, let it come.
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>>727733373


you first lonely kissless virgin..sorry,i mean happily "married" fag spending his time here...

lol...so pathetic. only little girls have marriage fantasies you fat fuck
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>>727733235

Not that anon, but start working out with her and eat healthy. Start out biking or some other seemingly innocent physical activity. If you switch to healthy food, it's a chore to eat enough to gain weight. Avoid processed carbs, bread, and food with added sugar.
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>>727733402


ITT: 16 year old 400 pound kiss less virgins dishing out marriage advice.

Tell him how happy you are .Tell him you are so happy you come here for CP. Come on 16 year old, tell him,
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>>727733378
What, nothing to rant at us? Did that painful truth cause a sudden case of apoplexy?
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>>727733475

>only little girls have marriage fantasies

This. You stupid goyim need to give up families and live selfishly. The world is already overpopulated, we need less families and more single mothers!
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>>727733475
whoa don't rage so hard you might hurt yourself

also im not married at all does that trigger you?
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>>727723878
>do the pros beat the cons?
Yes, if by "pros" you mean wife and by "cons" you mean balls
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>>727730370

Nope, all I understand from your post is that you are bitter, whether you've experienced marriage, or something like it, and base all experiences on yours. In other words, you're sour over your own stupidity, which is in thanks to your extreme insecurities.

Also, bad troll, but I bit. 0.9/11
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>>727733538


ITT: 400 pound losers arguing about whether they should date 500 pound losers because their 600 pound dads said "they will get fat"
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>>727733597

>not going to ebaumsworld to get your CP
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>>727731469
>>727731850
>HAHA look at these fucking virgins..lol anon what are you, some kind of a faggot?

Nice try, roasties. Marriage are a dice roll at best. In westren countries anyways. If you do get married, get yourself a submissive asian wife, and keep her on a leash
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>>727733664
I'm white, educated, and successful. We don't want you on our "team", so stop pretending your white power shit is anything other than an embarrassment.
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>>727733672
>>727733664
>>727733666
>>727733662
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>>727733597
ITT, cucks vs mgtow
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>>727733736


kek
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>>727724954
every couple days? my buddy and his wife go at it a couple times a day. they have a great relationship too.

But she has a pretty bad disease that will get her in 15 to 20 years in terms of mobility.
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>>727733871
You're very bad at internetting
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>>727733864

Stop pretending as though we aren't on the verge of a crippling demographic crisis.
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>>727733871
im gonna find you and rape you bitch
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>>727734016
Don't worry, we'll just send your uneducated redneck ass to Africa.
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>>727733736
Kek. I'm sitting at 57 kgs. She's beautiful now but I'm worried for her looks in the long run. You're right though my dad is a hypocrite fuck cause he's also fat arse now.
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been Married for 12 years. 2 kids later and no regrets. Sure we have arguments but who doesn't. If u can't work shit out then don't get married.

First of all only get married to a girl if you are happy with the sex. If u not having great sex with her then move on. If she is hot she will get hit on by other guys. I'd rather have a hot wife then a fat lard ass that doesn't get hit on. If you are worried about it marry a native Asian girl. They will be loyal to u no matter what. American girls will cheat if they are hot

If I want to fuck lots of strange don't get married. If your girl is great at sex u won't want to. Be ok with fucking the same girl 1000s of times or don't get married. If u marry your first fuck don't get married. Play the field, find the right girl, then put a ring on her

Marry a girl that will take care of u no matter what. Never ever let her wear the pants. Especially if u earn more than her. Lay down the law and don't be a bitch, it's worked well for me. And believe don't ever ever marry a girl unless u are in it forever. Especially with kids divorce WILL fuck u in the ass with sandpaper. Especially if you get a female judge. U will pay out the ass so some douche can fuck your ex and raise your kids.

My marriage has been awesome but for most unless u know 100% she won't fuck u over just move in with the bitch and don't do the paperwork. And be careful if u are in a nanny state like NY if u live with a bitch even though u not married after a period of time she can still fuck u over when u give her the boot
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Well, I've married twice now, don't really see the issues people have highlighted here.

Just ensure that your own financials are solid, sign the prenup papers before getting married and consider trice the person your getting married with - e.g. live with her for at least a few years.

People change over the years, so that's given. Trick is to grow together with them.

Reading all this nagging just reinforces my view that most here are just unable to have meaningful relationships - this is 4chan though, so what other to expect really.
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>>727734187
>You're right though my dad is a hypocrite fuck cause he's also fat arse now.


and most likely you will be at his age.
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>>727734110

Great argument, how many gender studies degrees did you have to acquire to develop such wit?
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>>727732337
>The hotter your woman is the more likely the marriage is to fail as she gets attention from other guys

This especially. DO NOT fall for the trophy wife meme. You wanna marry a 4-6/10 looking wife, who knows you're as best as it gets for her, and appreciate you actually picking her up. The whole pretty wife shit goes out the window pretty quick, and leaves you with nothing but troubles
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>>727734254
>this is 4chan though, so what other to expect really.


and you are here, why?
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>>727734316
That wasn't a joke. You think you're going to be able to afford to live in the United States with a G.E.D. and a sense of white entitlement? We're going to round you up and ship you off to the third world, Cleetus.
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>>727734321

It's not the attractiveness, it's premarital sexual partners that determines marriage success. Attractiveness and sexual partners tend to correlate though.
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>>727723878
The best thing about being married is....
She doesn't know I'm gay......
And I suck this everytime me and Dante go out to drink
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>>727734281
Nah anon, his genes always ensured he'd be rather thin. He drinks often and goes through nearly a whole bottle of coke a day. He also smokes and eats what he likes. With some care and the fact that I'm vegetarian I can surely avoid this, no?
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Lots of talk about worrying if u marry the girl will get fat. My dad told me long ago look at the mom before getting married. If she is a fat fuck then good chance her daughter will be too. I swear to god this has been true in 99% of the time
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>>727734557

>white entitlement

White Europeans have spent centuries building our countries. I don't understand why you believe Africans are entitled to flood our civilizations. Nor do I understand why you believe a demographic shift won't also result in a cultural shift away from the morals that made the West successful and Africa, well, Africa.
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>Lots of talk about worrying if u marry the girl will get fat. My dad told me long ago look at the mom before getting married. If she is a fat fuck then good chance her daughter will be too. I swear to god this has been true in 99% of the time
Yea, I'm that 1%.
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>>727734229
Was any cheating involved by either you or her?
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>>727728311
Maybe he meant more like teasing/fondling. I could go for that.
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>>727723878
unlike most in the thread, i'm actually married.

Marriage is full of work. If you can't handle being honest with yourself, being wrong sometimes, and making sacrifices for the good of the relationship, run away from marriage.

If you're a person who can actually self-reflect and approach arguments from an objective standpoint, maybe you got what it takes.

On marriage itself, I fucking love it. I work on my marriage every day because I want my kids to be great human beings and the number one influence in that regard is to have parents who love each other and continually choose to love each other.

* Shared finances - pro: you can afford living expenses. con: if you marry someone who values money, she'll spend all your shit. go look for girls in the rural areas, they dont care as much. if she has good clothes or a nice purse/phone/laptop, run away. Only the frugal women make good marriage material.

* Reliable sex - pro: once you get married and actually mature you'll realize how awful for you it is to fuck woman after woman. It's draining, depressing, and while it may be biologically natural, I guarantee you that the truly successful people in the world stay monogamous. This has huge, innumeral benefits, both sexual and personal. Cons: You don't get to push the hedonistic orgasm button with random women week after week.

* Personal Growth - pro: Pretty much everything. personal growth is much easier when you have someone that you can rely on to be 100% honest even if it breaks down your ego and makes you cry. con: What downside could there be to growing personally? You don't want to lose who you are now, but whoever you change into won't miss the current you.

I can prove marriage status if you fuckers care. Listen to me, I know what I'm talking about. My parents and my wife's parents are also married, only marriages, 25 years each. We know what we're doing and everyone else is doing it wrong.
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>>727734557

You burgers are amusing. You're the one who wants to live among third world people, why would you send him to Africa? Perhaps you should go if you have such a negro fetish.
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>>727726587
>Take half
I think you mean take all of it and call it half.
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>>727732882
Kek my wife gets on 4chan as well. It's not hard to find someone you click with and will stand by your side. Someone that will drive the hour to my work to bring me lunch then spend all day fishing with and still comes home to clean the house. I'm an outdoors kinda person and spend a lot of time hunting, fishing, camping, hiking you name it I'm on it and guess what my wife absolutely loves doing that stuff and you want to know why? Because she knows that her job as a woman is to make sure I'm happy.
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>>727734557

>there's nothing wrong with third world people, we need them to replace white people in the West
>shut up cleetus or ill send you to live with third world people

Liberals, everyone!
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>>727734867
>White Europeans have spent centuries building our countries

Yeah, but not you. You're the spoiled white parasite who has no skills whatsoever and expects to get fat and lazy off of other people's accomplishments. Here's some news for you: you don't own the achievements of white people just because of your skin color.

How many skinheads have won Nobel Prizes? Exactly zero.
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>>727735197


I was with you until this post. You are delusional sir. Take your meds.
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>>727735006
No, we want to live with educated, reasonable professionals of all races. We want to send the allahu akbars into some shithole and build a fence around it so you can all kill each other.
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>>727735197


Screen shotted. This is probably the most cringey post I have read in my life.
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>>727735200
You're not on Team White. We don't want your uneducated, spoiled, worthless redneck ass. Go worship your obscene god with the other primitives; we'll be building a real civilization with the non-barbarians of the world.
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>>727735197


OH FUCK ME!!!!!
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>>727735197
>04/02/17(Sun)03:28:27


the day 4chan died
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>>727735214

The whole goal of a country is to build a system that makes life better for one's offspring. What is the point of a country if you are replacing its native people with people of an entirely different culture. To say nothing of the sniffling effect import all the talent of third world countries has on those countries.
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>>727735197


Time to go to sleep son.
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>>727735197


Is..this.......real .......life?
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>>727735495

We've already built such a civilization and you retards are handing it over to the barbarians. What the hell is team white, anyway?
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>>727735197
This is now pasta
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>>727735630
>The whole goal of a country is to build a system that makes life better for one's offspring

You're not one of us, though. You're a barbarian. Nobody cares about your primitive culture. Nobody in your precious culture has any significance in our society whatsoever. You're just abortion clinic bombers waiting to happen. We should just stick all of you in the Middle East and broadcast the ensuing 24-hour religious fruitcake murderfest on Netflix.
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>>727735334

I don't think you understand the effect the brain drain has on the very third world countries you purport to advocate for. There are smart Africans and smart Indians, but they should work to build a better future for their countries.
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>>727735197
Wtf anon?
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>>727735918
>I don't think you understand the effect the brain drain has on the very third world countries you purport to advocate for.

I don't think you understand pro-capitalist liberals very well. That charity shit is just about making us feel better about living off of cheap-as-free foreign labor.
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>>727735911

Rates of religious devotion is higher in the black, hispanic, and Arabic demographics you do love. I don't understand your point. Hell, if you want to create an atheistic society, the last thing you should do is import hard-line Muslims.
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>>727735720
OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY?
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>>727736106
Easy come easy go
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>>727736042

Yes, I know that you are frauds who advocate for the very people you seek to exploit.
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>>727736140

caught in a landslide
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>>727736140
LITTLE HIGH LITTLE LOW
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>>727736080
Why are you still pretending that the teams are based on skin color? Because that's the only way in hell you'd be on the winning team?

I don't know what retardedness you've been reading on Breitbart, but the truth is that you're of absolutely no economic value whatsoever, so you're not even human in our society. You're the nigger, and no amount of white power is going to change that.
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Is this amount of autism really happening in this thread
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>>727736343

You've obviously not seen who creates the wealth in this country.

You are the literal and figurative niggers. Cry about rednecks all you want, but your party relies entirely on the poor and the ignorant for votes. Don't waste your point pointing towards your $120,000 gender studies degree as a sign of your education or enlightenment, it is neither
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>>727727955
I have a theory that all women want to watch you burn, no exceptions.

Case in point: my mom was the perfect mom. Left nothing to be desired and loved my brother and I unconditionally. The moment I brought a girlfriend over she became the most nagging, critical, undercutting person imaginable. My own worst enemy, who said at the dinner table as if I weren't there, "Ok what dirt do you want to know about him?" all the while smiling like it's some big fucking joke. They can't fucking help it. Don't get close to women, ever. Period.
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this is just my observation of others:

my grandparents at least did a lot together. went for walks, traveled together, each handled their own part of the equation: grandma cooked, gardened, raised kids, cleaned house. grandpa: brought in money, kept stuff around the house in good repair, disciplined the kids, kept up the property.

Now that is an old school relationship. But honestly it worked because together they covered all the bases. Modern relationships I find people are a bit selfish. Everyone has a career, they have to have their own car, their own shit, they seem to fight over everything. They expect the other person to do everything and be a thing that is supposed to fix everything in their lives.

I think for a mate, really I'd just pick someone I work well with. They're not carrying me and I'm not carrying them but we intuitively work together to get shit done.
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>>727728599
Truth. Divorce laws are too one-sided. I'll never marry.
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>>727723878
>whats the best thing about being married ?
Having someone to help me dispose of the bodies.
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>>727736712
Yeah, divorce laws... THAT'S why you'll never get married..
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>>727736588
>what is margin of error in a survey

Yeah, you're dumb as shit. No way you've got a college degree - off to the third world with your hillbilly ass.

>b-b-but u love clintun durr

Nobody gives a shit about Clinton. Trump will make me just as rich as Clinton would. In fact, it'll be even more fun to watch you jug-blowing inbreeds try to believe in Trump even harder while you continue to circle the drain as he makes us even richer.

Makes me laugh my ass off that you think you're getting your jerbs back.
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>>727736887
lol, what even is the point of this post? I have an awesome girlfriend who I love and would absolutely get married to. But no fucking way I'm putting myself in that weak of a position knowingly
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>>727726701
silly hobbies?
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>>727737262
You know, like fucking other people.
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>>727737008

>all the exit polls are wrong

I've got a rather meaningless degree in business administration. I took the classes at night while building my business during the day. I'm sure college is good for some people, but I learned more about business by building my business and bring forced into uncomfortable situations that forced me to teach myself.

A university degree, in and if itself, has very little inherent value to me. If a man has worth, he can charge more for his labor. The high unemployment rate among college graduates and the absurd debt levels make it abundantly obvious how "valuable" college is.
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>>727737566
>all the exit polls are wrong

That's not what I said, retard. The survey is fine - you just don't know how to interpret it because you lack a decent education.
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>steady pussy

In this day and age? Between tinder and general sluttiness that's encouraged, do you really see marriage as viable just because you won't have to work to get laid? And for fuck's sake, do you really want to fuck the same woman over and over while she gets fat and stops caring? Seems horrible.

>second income

Might feel better to get the things you want by earning them yourself.
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>>727737669

The margin of error was 3+/- for those exit polls. The major income brackets are all outside those margins, and it's absurd to think that all of the upper income brackets erred towards Trump.

Again, I'm sure you're proud of your degree and the 80-120k in debt that goes with it, but once you get into the real world, you'll see the worth of most degrees.
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-- Best thing: Extra income.
-- Worst thing: Bitch never shuts up, and the last thing you want is to fuck her.
DON'T GET MARRIED UNLESS YOU HAVE TO, NOT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO. AFTER AGE 40, YOU CAN DATE (AND FUCK) A DIFFERENT BITCH EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK IF YOU'RE CLEAN AND HEALTHY.
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Remember that marriage is nothing more than a legal arrangement dictating the division of assets in case of a future separation.
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Not married, but a thought.

Been with my ex for 2.5 years. At the beginning we established ground rules that both parties agreed on. There is no way around the rules, they are set in stone.

1. Want something? buy it. Big purchase? Ask. Can afford it and the other party isnt against it? go for it. Cant afford it/other party doesnt like the idea much? we'll get em next time. (inb4 she spent all my money, no, she made more cash and we spent about the same amount. and by same amount i mean same amounts $100 = $100, not proportionately to salary where she makes $1 to every $.80 I made).
2. Sex and anything sexual is not a reward. It is not treated as something only given for committing a task that the other party wanted finished. It is not a thank you. It is purely out of love and thats it. (inb4 virgin detected, we fucked every few days).
3. Got a problem with anything? voice your opinion as soon as you see a problem. this avoids far more complicated bullshit in the future. (i mean this in the 'you did this and it pissed me off' and it gets resolved with not doing it again)
4. Do not lie, come clean, once again avoids bullshit (inb4 yeah she'll tell you if you cheated, see point 5)
5. Things that are an absolute no, no matter the circumstances or else relationship is over:
cheating sexually or in some other way
no threesomes, MMF or FFM because though it might be fun at first, will fuck over the relationship further down the road.

That's it. Not too hard imo.

inb4 you said 'exgf'
Yes, i did say exgf. We broke up because our personalities were different and we both knew it eventually just wouldn't work out. She has some interests I do not care for, and vice versa. She is an introvert, I am an extrovert. It was a mutual breakup in every way. And yes, we still talk and are still friends. Yes, we are both seeing someone else now and still maintain contact. Yes, we still live close to each other. No, we do not hang out for the respect towards our current partners.
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>>727728962
>trips
(-_-)
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>>727737898
>The margin of error was 3+/- for those exit polls. The major income brackets are all outside those margins

Wrong. You can't even do basic arithmetic? That's just pathetic. And 46-50 is marginal.

>don't you know who I am
>I'm a BUSINESS OWNER

Your mom-and-pop jerkoff shop is utterly non-competitive. I assume you learned about "economies of scale" in your business administration (lol) program, right? Whatever unimportant little bit of nonsense you do is going to be done one thousand times better by a major corporation as soon as it becomes profitable to do so.
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>>727738028
>There is no way around the rules, they are set in stone.

I'm not one of the rabid misogynists that populate this place but really, I have to point this out. Women do not have rules or principles, they have guidelines. All are open to interpretation and can be bent or broken depending on her emotional state.
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>>727723878
You can get cucked every day.
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>>727738362
Casual bitches/gold diggers will bend the rules to their liking and turn them into guidelines. The woman I was with did not do any of the such because we both respected the concept of 'rules are rules.'
That may more than likely not be the case for all, but me and her were very honest people with no reason to bend the moral compass we both have.
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>>727738160

>46-50 is marginal

What does this even mean? A 4 point difference is outside that 3 point margin with a 95% confidence interval. "Marginal" isn't a word used in statistics. Please define it.

>a large corporation will steal your business

Luckily, I know my industry better than whichever middle manager they'd send to create a branch in my area. They'd never be able to establish my connections or my system. Large corporations have economies of scale, but that advantage is weighed against their slow-moving, bureaucratic nature.
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>>727738362
>>727738608
I missed the emotional state part.
She was actually fairly good with that, even on her period. I suppose that was just good fortune for me.
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>6 year relationship
>nonstop talk about the future
>when's marriage
>i dont feel like were moving forward
>i'm getting older
>blah blah blah
>sex has mostly dried up and is now boring as fuck
>won't do things we used to do for some reason
>she stopped giving a shit about how she looks (used to be hot)
>always in a hoodie
>gaining weight
>not wearing makeup anymore
>not even bothering to get ready to see me

Bitch, explain to me what my motivation is here.
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>>727738160
>Le ad hom man
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>>727738608
>>727738683
>2.5 years

Give it time, my friend. Rather, you would have seen the change if it was more long term.
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I've never understood marriage. Like if I ever end up with someone that I love so much I want to spend the rest of my life with them then why do I need to sign a contract saying it? That's not what love is about. Modern marriage at least is a sham. If you care about someone that much then just keep doing what you're doing. Putting it in a legal document isn't going to make it any better. In fact it only really has the potential to either keep things as good as they already are, or make them worse. There's nothing to gain.
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>>727738823
Current gf of 4 years. No complaints here. Same ground rules, only difference is that this one shares interests with me. Probably a keeper as far as I can tell.
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>>727730785
Hey, not OP, but regardless of gender I'm glad you feel this way. IMO if the two people in the marriage are badass, trustung, entertaining, and good in bed enough, it's pretty easy to not "need" or even want anything/anyone else. Monogamy works whenever two people actually decide to do it. But never stop courting, never stop improving yourself, never stop communicating.
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>>727730460
Wait... do you understand what "faggot" means?
>HE
is getting a
>HANDJOB
from
>HIS
>WIFE
What the fuck is gay about that??
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I think I've realized that I just don't want to be married. I don't fantasize about some playboy life where it's a new girl every week, either. I just want to be with someone who likes spending time together and is generally easy going and crazy in the sack. Why in the fuck would I want kids and contracts and all this extra bullshit to complicate my life? Can't we just live, work, fuck, laugh, and go out now and then?
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>>727723878
getting married is a scam(for men) in the 21st century, and has been since at least the 60's
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>>727739158

>what is a euphemism
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>>727739060
>No complaints here.
>Probably a keeper as far as I can tell.

These words have never been uttered before, I assure you.
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>>727739216

It is only a scam because the institution of marriage has been under attack by a suspicious international group of propagandists. Find a woman who cherishes marriage, or a woman who is open to the idea, and you'll be fine.
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>>727739060
As soon as that ring hits the finger, shit hits the fan
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>>727739268
>>727739354
Maybe, but you live and learn I suppose. I'll update you anons in a few years.
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>>727728365
Can't cuck the tuck
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>>727739430
I hope it works out for you man. Don't be another statistic.
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>>727723878
When you get married your chick gets fat. It's even worse if she has kids.
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Yes...Yes ,my friend. You live and learn
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Don't ever get married.

I've been married a few years, together with her for a decade. It's hard work. It's 90% fulfilling, but even with her and I being on the same page and having similar dispositions toward life, we've still gone through a good handful of periods that were like hurricanes set to tear up everything we've built for ourselves. And in those moments, you, as a man, can see clearly that this isn't worth it, you're better off just fucking some dumb 20-something and keeping her at arm's length emotionally, you can rediscover yourself and dive into new hobbies, and you don't really give a shit that half of your friends are married with kids and essentially yanked out of the available-to-hang group of your social circle because you can entertain yourself and you can find additional friends if you must.

Then things settle down, and you two, having shared so much of your lives together, and having become kind of codependent in a way and numb to each other's bullshit, repair the relationship, have spectacular make up sex, and forge ahead with a pep in your step. For as bad as things got, neither was revealed to have been a cheater or to have done some poisoning/psychopath shit, so it's easy to let bygones be bygones.

But no matter how reasonable she seems now, and no matter how great she looks on paper (STEM degree, MBA, generally reasonable, makes great bank, defers to you for decisions) and no matter how hard you think you've worked on maintaining your "frame" (by sticking to the "if you don't like it, there's the door" disposition and living in a such a way that makes you a pleasure to be around--and also being a good fuck), there will always ALWAYS be the chance that her emotions fluctuate and she fucks a coworker or loses her attraction for you or pulls some Snapped shit. Always.

So don't get married unless you're the kind of guy who likes to bet 6 months salary on black at the roulette table. Sure, you can win, but more often than not, you lose.
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>>727739316
>Find a woman who cherishes marriage, or a woman who is open to the idea, and YOU'LL BE FINE

no thx Tyrone
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>>727723878
Married for ten years, stronger every day that passes. I love my wife, she makes everything better, more fun, more enjoyable. We dated for 4 years before getting married, sure we have our ups and downs, but they are few and far between. I would not trade a day for anything.

Sorry you anons got sucky partners.
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>>727739757
Have you DNA tested you kids yet?
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>>727739757
I like you, anon. Thank you for being a small light in this dark shithole I shouldn't even still be on.
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>>727739635

5 years in with 2 young kids, this speaks to me
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>>727727363
50% of marriages end in divorce in good ol' USA. It's a white and nigger people problem honestly. Europe has the highest divorce rates and USA is damn near close to that at 59%.

Avoid white bitches and your life will be ez mode. They the most unappreciative bitches out there. All that SJW bullshit theyre eating up. They expect men to still be chivalrous and the provider while they themselves don't know how to cook, clean, or take care of kids. Fuck American women. My mom taught me how to cook and warned me that I need to learn these skills because American women don't do jack shit.

I'm young but I've been married to a Japanese girl for 6 years now and while she still has a career going for her, she still does her womanly duties as I do my manly stuff. I make sure our house doesn't fall apart and she makes sure there's food for me to eat after I pay for it.

Life is good so far.
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>>727727363
Based on the intelligence of the average person, 50% is pretty decent success rate
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>>727739700

Fuck off, kike. The only way to turn this culture around is to reestablish the nuclear family.
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>>727739978

Thanks for ruining both a Japanese and white bloodline.
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>>727739892
No need considering they look like little clones of me. Handsome and cure I must say.
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>>727739635
>Then things settle down, and you two, having shared so much of your lives together, and having become kind of codependent in a way and numb to each other's bullshit, repair the relationship, have spectacular make up sex, and forge ahead with a pep in your step. For as bad as things got, neither was revealed to have been a cheater or to have done some poisoning/psychopath shit, so it's easy to let bygones be bygones.

That was fucking spot on.
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>>727740085
>>>/a/
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>>727740085
I'm not even white.

Fuck that, you guys are known to be constantly cucked by women and niggers hence why everyone on this thread, who I assumed are white and marries american whores, are now complaining about their marriages.
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>>727728159
>2 hour handjob
Your college robotics project is not a wife
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>>727739978
>don't know how to cook, clean, or take care of kids

They're literally taught that those things are anti-feminist.
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>>727740002
This.

Not that intelligent people don't get divorced, but it definitely seems to be a stronger pattern among people who don't think things through or screen their partners very well.
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>>727739978
I'm convinced that religious women and Asian women are the top tier wife material groups. Both seem to have a cultural reason for not being quick to hit the divorce button and for not treating their husband with unnecessary disrespect.

This is purely conjecture though, based on stereotyping. I have no IRL data to base that on.
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>>727740254
Might be on to something, I'm the guy married ten years. I met her at a church fundraiser for a local preschool.
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>>727740224
it must be 100% for people who were saving themselves for marriage
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>>727740254
THIS THIS THIS.

Vietnamese couple have a 0.8% divorce rate. 0.8!!!!!! Compared to cuck USA at 59% stupidly astounding. Japan and Korea have slightly higher divorce but nothing like fucking 59.

It's in their culture to not divorce and work out issues all for the sake of family and their children.

But Murica and Europe? All they care about is fucking and who looks the hottest.
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>>727740374
Wait what? You think that people who save themselves for marriage have a higher divorce rate?
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>>727740396

OY VEY!
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>>727740198

Whites engage in race mixing at a lower rate than every other race. The hell are you talking about? Outside of (((Blacked.com))), the only white women who date blacks are obese rednecks.
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>>727740396
Speaking as an American, you are right. Look at our government, nobody wants to talk it through, meet in the middle.
Like recently the wifey wanted to redo the kitchen, I wanted to redo the front yard, not enough money for both.
So we fucking compromised, we spend some on a new kitchen floor and I spent some repaving the driveway. Both happy.
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>>727740472
Keep posting the memes but while the Jews are brainwashing your women through the media and telling them that cooking, cleaning, and having children is bad, you'll constantly be living in regret when you marry a white girl or if you marry one that doesn't appreciate you for you and see you as an equal.
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>>727740549
Can't we all agree though that injecting some Caucasian into any other race makes it better? Second to that are Asians, who can make even black offspring look gorgeous in just one generation.
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>>727740611
Yeah, blacks are only good looking if they're mixed. Pure blacks are ugly as fuck.
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>>727740470
of course. they get married so they can finally fuck each other. then they realize their marriage was based on nothing but wanting to fuck each other.
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>>727740549
I beg to differ.

If you go to any and all porn sites all you will see is black on white cucking. You literally don't see any other kind (besides Asian MAYBE) because the rest of us aren't cucks like you people.
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>>727723878
Wife brushing your hair for you.
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>>727740005
Nice reverse psychology, Shlomo. Everyone knows there's only one solution.
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>>727740580

I own a business, have three kids, and I'm married to a white woman who was a virgin until marriage. Stop protecting.
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>>727740396

The world hapiness report has veitnam in 94th place. 94!

People there may remain married but they are certainly FUCKING MISERABLE
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>>727740759
>what is a niche

That's like saying I went onto Home Depot and saw they sell a shit ton of light fixtures therefore every retailer sells a shit ton of light fixtures.
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>>727740759

>if you go on porn sites

Yeah, I wonder who owns the porn sites that push that shit?
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>>727740801
And you think the majority in this country are virgins? Na son. That may have been true for marriages before 1970-1980 but in this generation? You'd win the lottery before finding a virgin white girl without fucked up values.
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>>727740777

What did Kek mean by those digits?
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>>727740759

Blacks on blondes is a black mans fantasy, thats why there is heaps of black on white porn
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>>727740866

It seems I did win the lottery. She came from a wealthy Catholic family where he mother had the same values. Giving up and marrying another race isn't the answer.
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>>727740731
Gotcha. I agree with that theory for sure. I was just confused on the wording.

It's conjecture, but generally I've found religious people to be less intelligent, which fits with the earlier theory too. I think there's more to low intelligence sabotaging marriages than just religious tradition tho, for sure.
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>>727740841
And while they push that shit you slowly find it disgusting but later come to like the cucking videos and soon after you'll be participating by willingly getting cucked.
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>>727724731

>Steady supply of pussy

IF she wants to put out...but if you marry her, she has a monopoly on your sexual release, and you can be god damn sure she'll use it against you, and if you try getting your balls drained by someone else and she finds out? Your life is over.

>Double finances and financial stability

From what I've seen, it starts out this way but turns into a net loss; man marries woman, both have jobs, woman gets knocked up and either quits her job or cuts her hours back. Now you have the massive expense of a kid and you're down one income.

Women control the vast majority of household spending and the majority of consumer spending in general. Power doesn't belong to who makes the money, it belongs to who spends it.
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>>727728159
>two hour handjob

???
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>>727723878
I love how most of these opinions that marriage is shitty.....Seems to have never been married...

Y'all just jealous, virgins or been burned.
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>>727740961
I'm not necessarily giving up. I'm not white nor a nigger but I've dated white girls, black girls, and Asian and no one compares to Asian in terms of value and family importance. I'm merely avoiding certain girls based on the lessons I've learned through dating.
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>>727740964
>for sure
I accidentally
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>>727739978
Racemixing trash.
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>>727740979
I almost left my wife after she secretly went off the pill to force me into fatherhood, but finally was secure in staying with her when her birth control--which I watched her take every day after that--legit failed a few months later and she got the abortion.
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>>727740978

Fuck off (((Greg Lansky)))
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>>727741158
I'd rather racemix than get cucked to oblivion and pay child support while she takes half my salary, my car, my children, and my cat.

Cry harder, son.
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>>727733261

>loves that capitalists have all the power in society

I don't see Capitalism. I see neo-socialism.
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It's amazing to see how many "omg, a 2hr handjob" posts there are here.

It's like a lot of people don't do any foreplay at all. Foreplay is the BEST part of any romantic relationship.
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>>727740949

Yeah, I'm sure that's why interracial porn went from an obscure fetish 10 years ago to mainstream now. I'm sure it has nothing to do with (((Greg Lansky))) and the (((AVN))) pushing it down our throats.

They did the same thing with anal sex in the early 2000s to normalize it.
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>>727741252

Race mixing is just cucking your ancestors.
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>>727741164

Why the fuck did you wife her if you weren't going to knock her up? Getting married is like dropping the flag at the start of the race, now its time to get pregnant
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>>727741357
Not that anon, but personally, I'd rather let my bloodline die.
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>>727729104
OK enough about this married faggots cock. Shit I'm gunna puke. I don't want to hear about his gay son either.
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>>727741276

Theres no REAL mrs that has a time to clean, cook, LOOK AFTER THE CHILDREN, then give a 2 hour handjob nightly.

The whole idea is laughable.

Seriously, if the kids are clean and fed then that night was a success. Go fuck yourself if you think youre getting a 2 hour handjob
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>>727731263
>>727726834

http://www.yourlust.com/videos/addison-rose-gets-fucked-spermed-on-camera.html
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>>727734991
good cunt
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>>727741554
You're thinking from a White & Black woman's perspective though.

Asian women are Top Tier.
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>>727741252
Lol, I'm not married so you're just talking to the ether.

I just find it funny you are going to ruin your bloodline because you were too bad to find a wife of your own race that shared your spouses characteristics.
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>>727741436

I feel sorry that youve got such a low opinion of yourself dude. I hooe that gets better for you
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>>727741436
>>727741357
>giving a fuck about blood lines
you're both fucking retarded.
you have to be retarded or a psychopath to bring another miserable little shit into this shitty thing we call earth.
fucking awful goddanm life, what kind of a disgusting sack of shit knowingly brings someone into this earth to suffer alongside them?
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>>727741641
>You have a low opinion of yourself

Doesn't have to do with what I feel about myself. It's how I feel about the world. The world we live in today is fucked up and I wouldn't want to put a poor child through it.
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>>727741554

What? Cleaning takes an hour, cooking takes an hour, and if you discipline your kids correctly, they aren't much of a chore. My sister in law is a stay at home mom with three kids who swears she's busy all the time, but she really wastes most of her time on Facebook or piddling around town aimlessly "shopping."
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>>727741735
How am I retarded when we agree? >>727741757
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>>727741735

>giving up instead of fighting to make the world a better place

You're the problem, anon. Assholes like you sat around over the last 50 years and let our culture get hijacked.
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>>727734867
>White Europeans have spent centuries building our countries

True dat. By enslaving, mass murdering, colonization and stealing other countries' resources. You can't erase the history, Rest of the world will fuck you in the ass without lube for these last two centuries your kind are "entitled" to live.

Feel free to make some more white children. You will never catch up with the rest of the world and it would be more fun for the rest, I assure you. Your daughter's kiss on your cheek will taste a lot better with Tyrone's semen on it.
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>>727741554
Ok enough about this married faggots cock. Shit I'm gunna puke. I don't want to hear about his gay son either.
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>>727741775

Youve got no idea kid.

One day you'll learn.
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>>727741594
>Asian women are Top Tier.
all look the same
all flat everywhere around, even the face
sound like a squeaky dog toy in bed
no interests, or interesting things to say
giggle at stupid shit with their "kawaii" lifestyle that makes me want to fucking puke because i feel like im fucking a child

I never fucking understood how asians could even remotely be attractive in the first place. Asians in general are the fucking roaches of this world.
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>>727741994
>I never fucking understood how asians could even remotely be attractive in the first place. Asians in general are the fucking roaches of this world

You've never lived around Mexicans then.

Also, sounds like you're talking about Women from Anime.

Don't you have church soon?
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It depends OP. Find the right girl. I've been married twice.
First Wife:
> Got preggers
> Got fat
> Hated it when I had a beer
> Never helped with the house
> Rarely had sex with me
> Cheated on me
I divorced her ass and spent thousands on lawyers and court. Mind you, I only made about 25K at the time.
Current wife:
> Is a sexy nurse
> Makes good money
> Does anything she can to make me happy
> Has an amazing body
> Takes care of me sexually in anyway possible (I fucked her ass and came on her face last night)
> Is bi and will bring home girls for us to fuck
> I can tell literally anything to and she's more supportive than a best friend

Choose well and you'll be happy OP.
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>>727723878
Marriage is pretty fucked up.
I am married for 13 years now and i still love my wife to death.
There is a simple solution for most issues people have with their wife.
You see, someone said "whats yours is hers, whats hers is hers. Thats how women work." and all that shit.
While that is not completly wrong let me tell you something:

Most people complaining about their marriage or telling you that its the worst thing for a guy simply lost their backbone if it comes to the daylie shit.
If you give her all the space she needs to take everything from you, she will.
If you let her decide when and how to have sex, she will.
And so on...
Simple advice: Pick your fights. If she gets mad over stupid shit and gives you a hard time, ignore her.
If you're right stay on point and make sure she stays on point, dont get distracted by blameshifting and dont even let her blameshift.
If you're wrong you can admit that you're wrong and apologize.

Simply stick to your guns.
Marriage is hard work and if your women is the one you love even tho you could choke her sometimes its worth it. Just dont fall for her useless shit tests.
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>>727742053
>never been around a muslim

anyone with brown shitskin is pretty terrible tho
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>>727742125
I've lived around Muslims, the ones that assimilated to American Culture anyways.

The fucking Mexicans are dirty as fuck and every time I live near one, there's always a fucking bug outbreak because they don't know how to clean and shit.
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>>727741994
>all look the same

nope

>all flat everywhere around, even the face

nope again

>sound like a squeaky dog toy in bed

too much porn, try real life.

>no interests, or interesting things to say

probably they are not interested in you


>giggle at stupid shit with their "kawaii" lifestyle that makes me want to fucking puke because i feel like im fucking a child

>I never fucking understood how asians could even remotely be attractive in the first place. Asians in general are the fucking roaches of this world.

never been to any asian country, have you kiddo?
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>>727741851
Thinly veiled racist remark
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>>727741868

>implying colonization was a net negative for you shitskins

If not for our influence now and back then, you would still be in the stone age. You can just chalk the oppression up to the cost of doing business. Attempting to destroy white people will hurt you more it does us. The less wealthier we are, the fewer gibmedats you will get. Honestly, you are inferior creatures. The most humans thing to do would be to put you out of your misery and turn Africa into a nature preserve.
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>>727742109

Did you marry literally the first 2 girls that let you fuck them?
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>>727731205
found the angry virgin
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>>727741757
No shit. I'd hate to introduce a kid into this shithole of a world. You don't even get to raise your own kid anymore anyway. Peers, teachers and peers fill their brains full of crap.
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>>727742053
>>727742202
Im white, and I like white. Fuck all the rest.
I went to a diverse high school and college, all asians are the same. fucking. thing.
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>>727742223

There's nothing thinly veiled about it. Look at who owns the media outlets, the media outlets push race mixing, 2nd wave feminism, and the destruction of the nuclear family.

You liberals always want to cry about the oppression of the 1% and the ruling class, but you moan whenever they are named.
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>>727742109
Your first wife sounds similar to my ex girlfriend.

>Convinced me to move to another state to be with her
>Told me I'd be happier with her
>Made all these promises
>She sounded amazing
>Got engaged to her within a year
>Told her if we made it to 5 years, I'd marry her
>Got little to no sex in the 3 years we were together
>Constantly would wake me up and want to go do things despite knowing I worked overnights
>Always accused me of seeing other girls
>Was just insane the entire time

Fucking glad I never gave her a child.
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>>727742121

This guy knows the truth.

If you let your woman walk all over you, then she will. You have to have the backbone to push back when you know youre right.
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>>727742239
World is going to be ruled by asians. they are way smarter, they build %90 percent of the shit in your house and are much more crowded, You have no game. Go be angry at a nigger because he is stronger than you or a mexican because he is not a fat lazy fucker like you.

Meanwhile, asians will be taking over the world. Enjoy your white supremacy faggot.
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>>727742243
Ha! I'm 39. If that were true, I wouldn't have gone to the clinic twice for C.
Plus, my current wife has brought home at least 8 different girls for us to fuck. One was cute little 19 year old.
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>>727742285
Exactly.

Then if your kid acts like a kid "Oh your child suffers from severe ADHD, we're gonna put them on pills."

My roommates recently had CPS on them by my female roommates father because they were putting their daughter in timeout until she stopped screaming/crying which would be anywhere from 5-10 minutes and CPS was like "It doesn't matter. Once that 2 minutes is up, let her out no matter what. She doesn't understand what she is doing wrong." when in reality, she does.
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>>727742432

Your perceived academic prowess is due to your larger population and your systemic cheating. You may be making our goods, but that is only because you are the only people who will work for pennies an hour while allowing heavy metals to be dumped into your rivers.
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>>727742320
You are stupid. Literally. Anyone told you even arabs, indians and malaysians were Asian?

Oh wait, not THAT kind of Asian when you think about people you didn't like in your shitty college. Sorry. They are all the same anon. 4 billion people out of 7 are all the same. My bad.
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>>727742381
Smart thinking. I wish I had done the same.
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>>727742610
>Im white, and I like white. Fuck all the rest.
Clearly you are illiterate.
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>>727742643

From a young age, I knew women were gold diggers. Mainly because my grandma would have a new husband every couple of years and it was always a man who had lots of money. Plus my mom was kind of the same way.

I've been single for nearly 3 years now and it's one of the best feelings. Don't try to find a girl, just sit back and let life work itself out.
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>>727734229
Anon I'm in a situation right now where I have a great girl but there is a huge power struggle, she's a bit younger and more naive than me but is constantly having to feel like she's making the choices, I earn quite a bit more than hear and am paying for the vast majority, how best to lay down the law with her?
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>>727742605
>systemic cheating

You wut negroid? Just google iq by country. I'm too tired to do it for a half-witted loser.
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>>727742748
Remember this:
Happy Wife = Happy Life.
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>>727740881

He means Hitler was right.
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>>727742546
Ha ha. Holy shit you just made it worse. Kek, you crack me up anon. Thanks.
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>>727738755
Same situation for me in't past dude, she'll end up fucking a load of guys behind your back and blame you for not paying her enough attention and not marrying her. You'll find a hottie again my bro, leave.
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>>727742790

Look at the academic record of "peer reviewed" studies in China, or the cheating that goes on during the Chinese placement tests. The academic system in China is corrupt, which is why so few new ideas come from the region. You simply have the largest group of poor people and a government that doesn't care about pollution or worker exploitation. As soon as your citizens begin gaining wealth, your advantage will disappear. It's already happening in a small part with Vietnam and Honduras taking alot of China's manufacturing. These low-skill manufacturing jobs are just a race to the bottom.
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>>727742567
Holy jumping shitballs I know. BTW, what's up with all this time out shit these days?
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>>727742800
That doesn't help me, I don't wanna sacrifice everything like a beta little bitch just to make her (sometimes a liability) happy.
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>>727743196
>IQ tests have a correlation with academic records

You, sir, are a dumb faggot.
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>>727742381
Man, I really don't mean to sound like an ass, but your story just made me feel so much better about my last ex.
It's good to know I wasn't the only one whose dreams were shattered by a crazy, lying bitch.
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>>727743257
Apparently time outs on young children gives them some sort of trauma. It's kind of like how they say to not spank your children.

But some children, such as my roommates toddler, you have to spank. She is such a little shit and she knows what she's doing. I've watched her so they could go on a date or shopping a few times myself and if I try to get her to help me pick up a mess she made, she'll act like a fucking cat.

So I put in her room until she's ready to come out. I hate spanking her though because she isn't my kid. The 2 years I've lived with them, I've only spanked her a few times.
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>>727742109
Bro your first wife reminds me so much of my ex, it's amazing how they can mooch off you for fucking years with no effort then step up a few gears for other guys immediately
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>>727743328

>muh IQ tests

Your workers are half farmers and half low-skill manufacturing drones. The IQ tests are fake or your people are incredibly inept.
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>>727743350
She was insane bro.
She told me that I'd never find a beautiful girl such as her and that I'm noting but a loser and a ton of other shit, but then she'd be like "I need you, I love you so much."

Did that for 3 years. I broke up with her 2 years ago and she still emails me and leaves me messages on my phone and other shit saying to come back to her and that things will be the same and that I don't have to work since I took care of her for an entire year with a McDonalds Manager's salary and was barely able to make bills and rent.

Fucking bitch is crazy.
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