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You're being attacked by 500 5-year-olds. The kids know

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You're being attacked by 500 5-year-olds. The kids know basic combat (punches, kicks, etc.).

You're given a random superpower that could assist you. BUT, this is the only attack you could use.

Link: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

How fucked are you?
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>>727699672
NP. I got "WATERBOMB"

Waterbomb the area to a depth of 4 feet.

Wade slowly back to the tequila bar and order another round, wait for the onslaught to tire and drown.
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Absolute Growth Inducement problem solves itself
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Oxygen manipulation

Easy mode
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>>727699672
Fire storm creation: the power to create a terrifying inferno that incinerates all.
Yeah I think I'm good
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>>727699672
Electrical levitation...fuckin ZAP
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>>727699672
I got Time Infusion.

Pretty badass since i can just time shift them all into fetuses and watch them starve to death.
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>>727699672
meta combat

I win
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Compisite Deity Physiology. I am become god.
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>>727699672
Weapon entity generation. The question is how fucked are they
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Chemical Breath.

500 melted 5 year olds.
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Infra hearing, sound below normal hearing range.

Thank fucking god.
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>>727701388
So, all you can do is hear more things?

Good luck.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Realm_Connection

Y'ALL GOING TO THE OUTER RING
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>>727699672
I think I'll be fine.
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>>727699672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Cloning?useskin=oasis
>create 500 clones of the kids
Ez win
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>>727699672
Seduction Immunity....... WTF
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Art manipulation??
At least i can get fogged and thronged in style
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>>727699672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Breath

I think I might destroy the world. But hey, problem solved
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Psionic Embodiment
I'm good
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Speed Strike

"Physics 101. The faster an object moves, the more mass it attains. At lightspeed, my fist hits like a white dwarf star."
― The Flash, DC Comics

The power to enhance physical attacks by moving at great speeds, gaining momentum. Technique of Enhanced Speed, Supernatural Speed and Absolute Speed. Variation of Enhanced Strike.

Kids as good as dead
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>>727699672
I won
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>>727699672
Humanoid Bomb Generation:
>The user can create bombs made of humanoids, which is unique in that they can be motile, possibly by the user, causing the bomb to move in unpredictable movements. They can be sent out or projected and explode on contact.

LOL
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Manipulation

The power to manipulate matter on a molecular level.

Im good
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>>727699672
The fuck is Kaoi Ken?
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500 five year old gangbang
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Little faggots are fucked.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cutting_Field_Projection
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im fucked Invisible Skin
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Benevorous

I think I got good synergy with this card.
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>>727699672
Gun Manipulation.
I'm fine.
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What am I gonna do with this?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Dissociation_Travel
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>>727699672
Mental control, so if I can control them, they could be my army
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The ability to summon pedophiles from hell
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Hybrid transcendency
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Slicing

I think I'm ok
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If they're paranormal 5 year olds... I have paranormal expertise...
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>>727699672
Those child souls, are MINE
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sentient_Power
Pretty fucked, my power is the power to have a power wtf?
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>>727699672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Connection

Welp at least I know how bad the planet let me down on a deep emotional level
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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flashover_Inducement
lel gonna burn all the little fuckers alive
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>>727699672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omega_Reality

i think i'm alright
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Opposites_Embodiment

Mines to vague to know how fucked I am, but I can still outrun them so I'm probably fine.
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>>727702727
Meant this

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Transferal
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Omnikinesis, Which is a better solution. Fling the five year old's into space and on the chance they fall back into our atmosphere they burn up on re entry. Or just fling them into the air and let it rain 5 year olds across the country?
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>>727699672
Supernatural strength. Noice
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Mine is pretty cool
Trapping Combat
The user is a master at using any manor of sealing, restraining or incapacitating enemies. Using a variety of trapping and immobilizing techniques either utilized through magic, gizmos, science, physical ability, etc. and use it in succession with physical combat.

I'll trap all the little kids..
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>>727699672
>Video Game Mimicry
So I basically have all the powers between all the forms I could choose. The only question is HOW to win now.
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Omni-Physics Manipulation
at least give me a challenge
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>>727699672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Manipulation

All of them get gunned-down by your average everyday muslim.

Don't even have to lift a finger.
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I kek'd.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Singularity_Inducement

i'm ready.
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>>727699672

I got: Irony Inducement - "The ability to cause the least expected situation to occur. Sub-power of Paradox Inducement."

Can't complain about that one at all.
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>>727699672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pattern_Sense

Well maybe I can piece together how they work and get out of the situation.
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I will kill them all by just walking thru them. Fucking easy mode.
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>>727702641
Turn into 1000 centipedes, what 5 year old ain't gonna shit themselves and run away?
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>>727699672
The power to make a pole arm from energy? I mean...whenever I learned the martial arts I did(Brazilian jiu-Jitsu) I did not learn Weapons...so that's a thing. I would imagine just HAVING the weapon would do SOMETHING for me right? Questionably curb stomped by 5 year olds?
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HAHAHA, I win.

2ez
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>>727699672
I got telepathic language instruction. So... frequency jammer? Those fagot kids couldn't handle that
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>>727699672
Anti-god, I'm good
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Best one

Slime Manipuation

User can create, shape and manipulate ooze, slime, and goo of every consistency or viscosity, whether sticky, slippery, etc.
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FUCK YEAH QUANTUM MAGIC! Meta teleport all 500 of them into space.
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>>727703138
So the more energy they use to kill you the stringer you get?
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Arms turn into AR-15
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>>727699672
Remote possession.

User can host themselves into another body without need of actual entry within their being with contact nor distance being an issue. They can remain in control of themselves be they spirit or flesh. User may be able to control multiple hosts at once while retaining control over your core body.

make the children fight each other, fuck yeah
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> anxiety inducement


welp
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Blood attacks

I'd rather have children beat the shit out of me
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Negation. I can negate everything, apperantely. I always wanted that power. Like Touma from Anime: Index.
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>>727703482
Basically, yeah.
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>>727699672
Alien Dragon Physiology

User is or can transform into an alien dragon hybrid. Species like these are highly capable of intuition in nearly anything. Alien Dragons can be vicious and are a force to be reckoned with, as they are experts in combat. They are advanced in their wits, high in their prowess, possess great genes, and can evolve quickly in ways that are beneficial. Due to their respective hybrid species, they have an unnatural condition that is unique unlike any other.
I assume I win the fight
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>>727699672
Portal creation going to any place any dimension I wants
>spawn one portal
>spawn above ocean
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>>727704691
Prefer accelerator's power myself
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>>727699672
>Inertia Reduction

Object are less resistant to acceleration.
I can launch 5 year olds
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>>727699672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sadness_Augmentation

I think I'm good.
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Divine Presence
Holy shit i think im like a god
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>>727699672

rolled this...
so many options...
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Iron Mimicry, so I can turn into iron. Easy mode.
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The ability to manipulate pulsars. Variation of Stellar Manipulation.

Contents[show]
Also Called
Pulsar Control
Capabilities
User can create, shape and manipulate all aspects of a pulsars, highly magnetized, rotating neutron stars that emits a beam of electromagnetic radiation.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hyalokinetic_Combat

I have good chances I'd say, depends if there's glass in the area
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>>727699672
Nigh-Complete Arsenal. Almost every superpower imaginable.
fukin' hit the jackpot
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Failure Embodiment

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment

Challenge to beat this
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I got Gyro-Telekinesis
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gyro-Telekinesis

Those kids are fucked
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>>727699672
Rainbow manipulation, create gay spears and impale the little shits
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Photograph entity.
Power to enter into any photo
I.e. Slenderman
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Fork manipulation.. Telekinesis.. Guess I'm gonna fork five hundred five year olds
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Atomic Manipulation

The power to manipulate matter at the atomic level. Sub-power of Physics Manipulation and Subatomic Manipulation.

Shit, I think I could take on the whole universe with that power.
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Dark Wall Generation
The ability to create, summon, generate walls by using darkness.

I can protect myself from the kids then sit in darkness forever
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Im good. How cn i get this power for real? Shit.
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>>727699672
Monotheistic Deity Physiology: Be the supreme being of all existence.

I am God.
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Going to build my self a nice wall
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glyph_Creation

You could multiply the kids tenfold and they're still fucked.
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Passion manipulation
Aka death by sex. Breaks into loli orgy
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>>727709291
Someone needs to edit the known users on this one and add Trump.
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>>727699672
you don't need any super power to take on 500 5 year olds. the worst they can do it bite
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Partial Invisibility

Gl kids, my basic combat kicks and punches are going to be coming from invisible limbs.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bunyip_Physiology?useskin=oasis too easy
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>>727699672
>ultraviolet vision
I'm good at fighting, anyway, I'll do fine.
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>>727699672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Solar_Waves?useskin=oasis

I'm good fam.
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>>727699672
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sand_Ball_Projection

I think im okay
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>>727699672
>God_Summoning
5 year olds BTFO.
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I think I'll be fine
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Canaanite_Deity_Physiology
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>>727699672
World splitting
Fucking op as fuck
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>Magnetokinetic Regeneration

>The user can use magnetism to regenerate their bodies with the amount of magnetism used defining the speed of healing.

i'll just bring a couple magnets and become unstoppable
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>>727702641
You'll have enough limbs to hit all of them
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Olden_Visayan_Deity_Physiology?useskin=oasis
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Owo
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