Bartender of 8 years here. Tell me your drink, and I'll

>>727697590
rum and coke

Long Island Iced tea...

>>727697590
bud bottle and a pickle back

Old fashioned, no garnish.

>>727697590

Rusty nail

Copper camel

Screwdriver

johnnie black on the rocks

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>>727697590
Grenadine and 7-up

Bregje

>>727697697
Pretty basic. Wants to get drunk, not big on the taste of liquor. I assume you're between 19-25

screwdriver

>>727697590
manhattan

Bourbon, something like Bulleit or Maker's Mark usually.
Sometimes I do an irish whiskey like Connemara as well, or maybe Green Dot.
Otherwise, beer (stout is the business)

>>727697590
Russian mule

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>>727697590
Can you make me a Cosmopolitan?

>>727697590
Pinot noir.

>>727697782
spot on

>>727697590
Any local beer and a shot of Wild Turkey.

>>727697590
Shot of sobieski, leave the bottle, also I'm not at a bar

>>727697590
Negroni

>>727697590
Beer, draft beer i prefer

Double Jamesons, rocks.

>>727697707
Madman or college kid
>>727697715
Trend hopping fag who doesn't want to taste his drink
>>727697720
Depends how old you are. Classy if above 30, otherwise i would think you're trying to fit in
>>727697748
Mixed signals here bud
>>727697749
Solid man who probably is only going to drink one and leave

>>727697590
I enjoy IPA

just had a negroni . . . lol

Straight triple distilled vodka

Whisky, straight.

>>727697952
i've been there, too, /b/rother

>>727697590
White russian

Horses neck,
Lynchburg lemonade or
Southern comfort + gingerale

coors light

>>727697590

Dimple Pinch, neat

>>727697590
Lots of vodka dry with water. Tell me something.

>>727697590
earl grey or some heavily oxidized oolong

Water, or maybe even some milk, with or without chocolate.

white russian

>>727697993
Oh shi- well.... I'm not in college....

Knob Creek on the rocks

>>727697590
coca cola

Glenmorangie straight.

Highball.

Baileys, Vodka and Kahlua with cream on the rocks

Whiskey sour

>>727697590
Vodka + tonic.

FACEHUGGER

Maker's on the rocks

Captain Jack

Calypso

>>727697590
Jack Daniels Single Barrel & Coke

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>>727697590
Disaronno Sour
Angry orchard if it's basic shit.
Pina Colada if this place has anything. Thou I'd still switch to Disaronno Sour after a couple of PC's.

OP went to get ice.

Hello bar man i have a question. I stock these beers and hate them. Is my taste bad?
Denoggonizer from drakes brewing
And racer 5

>>727697590
mind eraser

>>727697590
Blood of a dead nigger

A nice long island. What am I op?

Martini

Triple Jameson, no ice

>>727697759
I'm going to assume older, probabaly got married young and regrets it
>>727697804
The smart guy who thinks ahead. Young guy, probably goes to parties.
>>727697841
Either prude or a wannabe
>>727697901
No.
>>727697854
An experimenter. I'm guessing you probably drink in smaller groups of buddies. It's green spot, and it's fucking great.
>>727697966
Working guy. A bit older, maybe married. Probably likes to watch sports
>>727697971
Me
>>727698022
College bro. You were probably deciding if you should mix redbull in it
>>727698037
You don't get out too much, but you have a dog
>>727698091
I'm assuming you have a dead end job and you're dissatisfied with life

Whiskey neat. Single malts preferred, but a good blended whiskey will do.

Just cherry syrup

Double shot of crown royal, 2 ice cubes

Southern Comfort and Lemonade

>>727697590
Kahlua and milk

>>727697590
Golden Ticket

3/4 oz Lagavulin Single Malt Scotch 16 Year
1 oz Grand Marnier
3/4 oz Yamazaki Single Malt 12-Year Old Whisky
1/8 oz Ramazzotti Amaro
3 dashes Angostura Bitters
1 dash Fee Brothers Grapefruit Bitter

>>727698148
Makers 46 on the rocks

>>727698634
>Can't make a Cosmopolitan

You're not a bartender then.

Troll thread.

>>727697590
2 shots of Knob Creek Single Barrel with a Bud Light.

Also, how do I get a job as a bartender?

Seems like a cool job while I'm in college. Haven't even been able to score an interview yet even at places like Chili's

triple vodka redbull

Russian Standart and wash it down with Coke or an Energy drink.

>>727697590

Milk

Gin and tonic

>>727697590
Baileys and milk

>>727697590
Jack or Knobs creek, usually straight.

Russian Quaalude Shot

Caipiroska

>>727697590
Johnny Walker Black, straight up

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Cpt Morgan with ice

>>727697590
Mostly a good craft beer if they are on draft, one I've never tried, or a local staple.

Crown and Coke

Moscow Mule

>>727697590

I don't like/go to bars. I like brandy. straight. no ice.

judge me.

I like fireball mixed with Apple cider

>>727697590
whatever gets me drunk

>>727698783
>this

Gin rickey

Vodka tonic

>>727698937
Ain't nothin a shot of the captain can't cure.

>>727697590
Admiral Nelson's and Canada Dry, with a splash of ReaLime

>>727698978
with a side of cock?

>>727697590
Any kind of sour drink, like whiskey sour or gin sour

Tom Collins

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>>727697590
Gin, non-carbonated water with ice cubes, squeeze of lemon juice.

Pic unrelated.

>>727697590
Tito's vodka and Topo Chico

i like baileys irish cream, either in coffee or straight

>>727698126
DD. good job buddy, you're saving me a lawsuit.
>>727698206
You have a sizable ammount of debt
>>727698288
You watch baseball
>>727698431
Not a beer man myself
>>727698684
You went to college for something and dropped out
>>727698750
Cosmopolitans are for fags. I can make them, had to for the course, but i don't work at a gay bar

Kamikaze on the Rocks

>>727697590
Either a White Russian or a Black Cow

>>727697590
Bacardi razz with 7-up

beer

Van Winkle... Lots B... Neat...

>>727699177
>>727698684
Holy fuck i actually did drop out of college

>>727697590
Vodka shots and a glass of sprite if its one buddy and i. If its a few buds then jag shots none of that jag bomb faggot shit.

Old Fashioned, or just Bulleit bourbon neat

Black vodka.

>>727697590
my 2 most common are
yukon apple neat
woodford reserve and coke

>>727697590
I'll have a Polynesian pearl diver, and don't skimp on the Rum

>>727697590
If i wan't drinks, Tullamore dew mixed with ginger beer.
If I want straight alcohol a good whiskey, a nice dark rum or even sometimes sherry neat is my thing.
I like dark beers.

Water

white russian

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>>727697993
Why is a Long Island an implication of madness? Shit is delicious!

Blue hawaiian punch and coconut rum

>>727697590
rum and rootbeer

Whiskey rocks

Jim Beam with ice and a beer both at the same time or jim Beam and ice and a glass of water

>>727697590
bourbon straight with water back.
I do not like sodas. People really think it's weird I use water as a chasers or that I do not like mix drinks.
Sometimes I will add little bit of water if I have a glass of bourbon.
Bourbon on rocks is okay.

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Frosty Jacks

>>727697590
white russian

>>727697590
Glenfiddich scotch, straight.

>>727697590
singapore sling

>>727697590
assuming faggot bartender who should get his head stomped in skull caved in. Judgemental bartender hahaha not everybody bows to your lower tier ego l will kill you

>>727698974
only niggers mix brandy with ice

>>727699517
What's your problem?

>>727697590
Captain on the rocks

>>727699517
>autism

Cognac and redbull.

>>727697590
Martini (gin and dry vermouth)
or
Bourbon neat

Red vodka redbull

Jäger Bomb

>>727697590
Blue motherfucker no gin

>>727697590
House chuu-hai or absinthe with water no sugar.

>>727699590
legitimately you in this specific circumstance, like l said, not everybody will bow to your lower tier ego, l won't walk with you, l would cave your skull inwards.

>>727699517

bartenders are a lot like impromptu psychologists. he seems legit.

>>727697590

great thread OP. I've already stated my drink so don't reply to this but thanks for not sucking dick like most OP's.

I usually drink pisco with coca cola

>>727697590
Johnny Walker Blue neat.

Manhattan

>>727697590
pint of bud please

>>727697590
gin and tonic

>>727699092
Am fag so yes why not

bacardi razz + sprite
highly recommended

>>727697590
White russian

>>727699475
my G

>>727697590
Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker

(Shot- Tequila, Jack Daniels and Southern Comfort)

What's your cheapest and strongest? I'll have that and keep em coming.

>>727698730
Incredible underage faggot

>>727697590
Jim Beam Straight
or
Moscow Mule

>>727697590
Whiskey (Jameson or Red Breast 12), 1 ice cube

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>>727697590
water

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>>727698960

Dark 'N' Stormy

>>727699722
Holy shit you're gay

>>727698634
Oh man, someone who appreciates some GS. Lovely, and spot on with your assumption.

>>727697590
AMF

Greyhound

>>727697590
black russian

>>727698850
Knobs creek is my nickname for your mom

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>>727699796
>>727699213

One michelada, lemon juice and salt rim only. Tecate or corona preferably.

>>727697590
Whiskey sour, hold the sour

>>727699911
Go ask the bartender who you are from your drink and boost his ego, beta piece of shit. Sheep

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Double Stoli on the rocks in a 12 oz tumbler with a lime and water.

>>727700021
Go back

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>>727698066

>>727699724
You're probably Chilean.

zombie.

>>727700062
hahwhhawha double stoli xD

>>727697590
Hand Grenade (Double Vodka, Double Tequila & Red Bull all as one shot)
P.S. I'm from the UK (we have drinking problems and aren't lightweights)

Bourbon and dry ginger ale, not as sickly sweet as bourbon and coke, sometimes add a dash of lime

caipirinha

OP still here?

>>727697590
Absinthe

>>727700049
Well fuck I'm just going to kill myself now

Blue Hawaiian.

>>727700223
>this kills the man

>>727699576

well it's a good fucking thing I'm not a nigger.

>>727697590

waiting. patiently.

>>727700219
OP left sorry fgt anons, better go to a real bar and feed a bartenders ego there.

>>727700223
You suck a lot. Dicks, at life, etc.

>neat whiskey, specific brand
Bit of a snob. Quiet life, don't go to parties
>gin and tonic
listens to sad music, spends too much money on their vehicles
>>727699192
Under 25
>>727699248
Degenerate
>>727698730
Faggot who tells me how to do my job and gets spit in his drink
>>727698759
It isn't too hard. There are courses available, just check online. From there check employment sites
>>727699321
You sometimes drink past the point where it's socially acceptable and make an ass of yourself. No judgements from me
>>727699405
One is ok, but after you drink two, you know you aren't going to stop. Also hangovers are the worst. You're a brave man.
>>727699732
You're cautious. You probably took out insurance on your toaster
>>727699352
Probably a decendant of an irishman.
>>727699517
K bud.
>>727700223
Not knowledeable on real absinthe, but you're probably the type of guy to go skydiving

>>727699957
my man

>>727700223
my last time i passed out was cause of absinthe. woke up in the hospital lul

>>727700352
You skipped a ton, dude.

>>727700062
Mix ginger beer w/ it and you get a moscow mule. Fucking delicious. Tastes like limeade, goes down to easily

sex on the beach and/or zombie

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>>727697590
pints and pints of guinness. not export one.

>>727700352
>k bud
The bartender is well adjusted and above the opinions on the drunkard sheep, this is what he truly thinks as he tells you who you are and you agree smiling like a beta fgt. You should all kys

Lemon Tea and tequila.

>>727700352
>>727698730
Wait just a minute there, you never said i was ordering it from you... please i wouldn't be caught dead in a TGI Fridays.. I got to real bars

>>727697590
Triple Jameson, no ice

>>727700181
Me too!
Also Jagerbombs all night long!

4 shots of tequila. Usually my go to. Over the course of an hour usually.
Soft drink of some sort in between.

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>>727700429
fuck your fruity fag ginger drink, homo

>>727699064
Will you do mine, just curious. You can be more generic with the ingredients but this is what I use at home

>>727700352
>You sometimes drink past the point where it's socially acceptable and make an ass of yourself
nope

>>727697590
Easy man
Perfect manhattan on the rocks\ in rock glass with a cherry muddled

>>727699905
*tips hat

Caipirhina, don t know the spelling
Caipiroska too

i like baileys irish cream, either in coffee or straight

>>727697590
Fresh baby's blood. None of that frozen, from concentrate shit

>>727700352
>G&T
Pretty off but thanks

>>727700352
On the head with quiet life and doesn't go to parties. A bit off when it comes to the snob part.

>>727697590
everything except dark ales...

>>727697590
A shirly temple

>>727700352
>Probably a decendant of an irishman.
I'm Danish actually, but I wouldn't mind being related to Irish people. All of the ones I've met in person were great people.

>>727697590
straight vodka, no ice.

>>727700695
Also the whisky is always makers mark devils cut

You skipped a lot of drinks.
Was interested in seeing them. Some my friends drink

>>727699943
Wears watches
>>727700219
Yep
>>727700125
You watch action movies
>>727699943
Married. At least one kid.
>>727700424
I know. A lot of repeated drinks
>>727700532
You took out a loan for your car, and your bed is usually made.
>>727700666
You spend a lot of time to yourself. Not a depressed faggot, just someone who is introverted.
>>727700621
You continually try to prove your masculenity, and no one buys it.
>>727700796
You have to experiment. See what's at the bar. If you come in with your brand in mind without even seeing it ffirst, a bit of a snob.
>>727700872
Canadian

>>727700352
>>neat whiskey
>Bit of a snob. Quiet life, don't go to parties

Not a snob, but quiet life and no parties for me.

Sazerac if it's a nice place, or a Manhattan otherwise.

Also into craft beer and travel a lot so typically go with a local brew.

>>727697590
vodka with redbull

Whisky and coke

>>727700352
Crown royal guy. Slowed down on partying (family life), not quiet though. Still going to go out with the boys tomorrow getting trucks stuck trying to get down the camp road. All of us with kids in tow.

>>727697590
your mothers urine

>>727700872
Irish and German right here. I was blessed with an impervious liver.

>>727700973
>You watch action movies
duh.

>>727700973
Gin rickey.

>>727697590
Jaeger Bomb

>>727700973
Fuck you lower tier ego bartender, you couldn't ignore me irl, l would follow you back to your car, track you, destroy your vehicle in a gasoline hellfire of flames.

Gin and tonic. The only drink a man should drink other than whiskey with a couple of cubes.

>>727697590
White Russian

>>727697590
1. Moscow mule

2. Spotted cow

>>727697590
Regaleme un taco wey, por favor wey, pero rápido que en este chon no estoy permitido.

>>727700973
at canadian, false actually. Grew up in alabama. Was all my dad ever drank and I'm real fuckin sentimental. Points though because I like canadian women?

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>>727700465
oh and also cognac. my mother's family is from the region of cognac. got bottles from my great-grandfather, this alcohol is litteral legacy for us

Alright mate what largers you got on tap? £4.50 for a Peroni? Fuck off mate i'll 'ave a pint of Stella and 2 packets of of salt and vinegar crisps please mate

Gin
Tonic

>>727700973
Perfect definition now. Great job m8

>>727701151
This guy from Wisconsin, all about that spotted cow

>>727697590
White russian

>no alcohol

a Strawberryjuice please

>>727697590
Coopers Stout

>>727701065
Irish and Scottish heritage here mate. A good drink though, isn't it?

>>727701105
You seem angry anon, what has gotten your panties in such a twist?

Chilled semen on the rocks

Jack Daniels Single Barrel and Coke

>>727697590
A glass of coke and some of those peanut thingies you give for free

>>727701308
sheep people and followers of the sheep people

>>727701349
you're OP

>>727697590
Fuck you op you skipped my blue motherfucker no gin. You just lost your tip

>>727701105
Lol
>>727701079
Has a beard.
>>727701040
You get along better with older people, even though you are young
>>727701151
You download movies off the internet
>>727701305
Master race
>>727701378
A simple man. Probably gives me a tip. I like you

>>727697590
Bombay Saffire and Tonic, or Old Fashioned

>>727701305
Pure Irishfag here and yes, depends on the vodka but lots of it is good enough to drink straight when chilled.

>>727701349
A closet heterosexual, desperately trying to outgay the next fag but really into pussy

baileys irish cream for me, faggot

Just a coke or Pepsi. Probably with 1 or 2 other peoplel who are probably either not drinking or having a wine cooler

>>727697590
Bourbon, neat.

>>727697590
Old Pal

Bourbon on ice or beer prefer shiner but will drink any beer truly I'll drink anything

>>727701452
>Has a beard.
Not even once.

>>727697590
Boilermaker

>>727701305
I only drink whiskey now. Some things are bred into ya i guess. I looked at my genetics awhile back and I'm 64% German and Irish and i have 5 separate genes for alcoholism. Go figure.

>>727697590
Cognac (Remy) or scotch, neat. Also fine wine.

>>727701151
Fellow Wiscobro. What's up?

>>727701494
Nuhuh fag fuck you I love dick! Give me that hard cock!

>>727697590
I like fernet (25%) with cocacola (75%)

>>727701452
Off again. I'm late 30s and I get along with most people.

>>727701378
>peanut thingies
they're called salty crunch-crunch vegetable pills

Vodka on the rocks

>>727700973
>>727698974

>been here ten fifteen minutes. pretty busy. lots of idiots and loud music. bartender must not have heard me.

>can't believe I got dragged into this shit

EXCUSE ME, SIR (or ma'am)

BRANDY PLEASE

STRAIGHT

NO ICE

thanks.

>>727701105
Dude ha. Are you crying? Original fag here. I have seen posts from a lot of pussyhurt bitches over the years but you get the trophy. You're pathetic lol.

>>727697590
18 year scotch double, neat.

>>727697590
Gin and Tonic, Screwdriver, or Vodka Tonic

>>727701452
Indeed I usually tip, damn you are good

Double shot of Jameson, and a beer and water. After two beers, I take another shot of jameson (Not double) and usually finish off my water.

>>727701441
Agitated over small things. Like your cock.
>>727701500
Your girlfriend pussywhips you into watching the notebook
>>727701560
Sorry. Usually get it.
>>727701589
You work out casually
>>727701697
Not usually drank at bars, but depends on the price. If cheap, tasteless pleb, if expensive, you like your steaks medium rare

>>727697590
Scotch meet. Preferably lagavulin 16.

>>727701729
dude ha. duuuuuude ha. duuude lma orginal fag mayn. yer parthetic, hay bartender dude on 4chan tell me who l am mayn, yo this guys pathetic

>>727697590
Ale, local to the pub I'm in.
Preferably stout or porter.

scotch and water

>>727698012
I got this one, you're a faggot.

>>727701729
>Original fag
pics or it didn't happen

>>727701840
Neet*

black coffee with whisky

double

>>727701675
Wrongo boyo they're called nutty bunch grundle trunk stuffers

>>727701452

Not probable tip guy but >>727699886 guy. My motto when drinking in a bar is that if I can afford to drink, I can afford to tip.

Bartenders provide me with temporary happiness, its the least I can do.

>>727701425
In which regard though?
People here are here to see if op can do what he claims.
What would be a worthwhile pastime in your opinion?

>>727701835
>Sorry. Usually get it.
Experimented with a lot of mixed drinks for a while, just like the taste. It's not really a culture thing.

>>727697590
Gin and Tonic, with the lime of course.

7&7

>>727701922
shooting all of you sheep followers in the head

Everclear neat please

dom perignon on the side please.

A dry martini in a deep champagne goblet, with three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, shaken very well until it's ice-cold, with a large thin slice of lemon peel.

>>727697590
Virgin Rum and Coke on the rocks, hold the ice.

Diet on the Coke too.

>>727701835
Wow. I knew you were gay. But still i do get agitated by little things. Especially waiting 20 minutes for a drink that should only take 20 seconds.

>>727701884
Neat*

>>727697590
Tom Collins

>>727697590
Jaeger bombs

>>727697697
>>727697782

Correct

>>727697590
cold beer in an iced glass.

or if I want to get smashed, I mix vodka in gatorade and put it in the freezer until it's slushed.

Whisky and ginger

double of the cheapest rum you got and ginger ale.

>>727697590
Baby Guinness. Make it quick and you make 20 bucks

Gin and tonic, no ice

>>727701696
Same, surprised plain vodka on the rocks hasn't come up before. Brand doesn't matter a lot, as long as it's not rotgut.

>>727697590
Glenlivet 12 year or Glennfiddich. Anything from the islay isles are usually pretty good.

>>727700973
>Bed made
>Car
Wow I must come off as a middle aged man.

What if I had said Sundrop, Vodka, and Whiskey?

>>727697590
Crown and coke. no ice.

>>727697590
Captain Morgan private stock, on the rocks

>>727702089
I spell it neet in my head because I'm going to die alone.

>>727701835
>Your girlfriend pussywhips you into watching the notebook
Ha joke's on you i don't have a girlfriend and i watched the notebook of my own volition

>>727702019
How am I a sheep though, I thought ops premise for a thread seemed interesting and this insomnia isn't going to entertain itself.
Also how do you define sheep versus non sheep?
Do I have to act like an angry faggot that people tend to inch away from, in order to avoid sheepitude?