IT'S HAPPENING! TRUMP IS GOING TO BE IMPEACHED! Oh fuck

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>>727681064
Nope

>>727681190
>implying that CBS would play an April fool's joke of this magnitude.

>implying that CNN is in on the same joke

>>727681064
you know why they wont give flynn immunity? because he can't link anything to anyone higher than him.

>>727681923
>Implying that CNN is not a joke itself

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Any questions?

>>727682139
/s/ is that way ---->

Ohhh shit it's happening!

>>727682603
Kys

The only peach your gonna get is from your local fruit market cuck.

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>>727682933
post his penis

>>727682136
Explain why CNN is "Fake News". Go ahead, tell me about all the blatant lies that CNN has propagated.

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>>727682996
Oh look, the Russian trolls are at it again.

>>727681064
April fools joke

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>>727683159
How much are they paying you? Or are you really just spending hours sliding threads you don't like.

>>727681064
best april fools joke ive seen

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>>727683039

>Hillary "stubles" getting into a van

Reality: she was dragged into the van

>>727681064
BAHAHAHAHAHA Okay? Then Pence will be president.

I can hear your slow brain asking, "but what if Pence gets impeached?" Well then House Speaker Ryan will become president.

No matter what happens you little snowflakes, race baiters, and fag enablers will lose.

You should just kill yourself now.

>>727682021
Or the FBI doesn't need his info.

He'll go down too.

>>727683289
Kek. Seriously, that's all you could come up with?

Here's why some nobody at CNN thought that: someone tweeted Sinatra about how she felt about Trump using her father's song. Though she has since deleted her response, Sinatra replied to the woman, “Just remember the first line of the song.” The first line of the song is, “And now, the end is near.”

Whoooaaaa, CNN is fake news : CONFIRMED!

>>727683554
Wut

Both can be true, you unbelievable dumbfuck.

>>727682231
nice infographic thanks

>>727682021
because the lot of them are all going down. wait until monday anon.

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>>727683216
For fucks sake, will someone ban this motherfucker already!!!!

>>727683865
The hero we need, but not the hero we deserve

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>>727684019
Yea. Ban the person spamming a spammer thread. Okay.

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horey sheet

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Oh shit is happening!! That's what I get for eating Taco Bell late at night.

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Holy fuck that's a really well made street

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>>727683039I

1.)In the 90's they did a report in front of a chroma screen pretending they were live from Iraq.

2.)They air prerecorded segments and falsly mark them as live.

Not only are they fake news, they simply are not news at all. Journalists simply report facts, they do not insert their opinions or steer the narrative in any direction. Once you cross those lines it is not news it is commentary and they are not journalists they are commentators.

Having the word "news" in a network's name that does little more than commentary does not make it a news network.

The "alternative media" is no better.

There is nothing wrong with commentary trying to be passed off as news. What's wrong is the populas at large doesn't know the difference.

I still don't expect you to understand. Sadly grammar, logic, and rhetoric haven't been a part of the learning process since the inception of public schools.

I laughed so hard reading this

Impeached? Lmao thats what clinton news network wishes.

Nothing is going to stop Trump from making America Great AGAIN motherlicker

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>>727684544

you think we're looking at any of this shit? lolkek

TRUMP 2016-2030

whatcha gonna do snowflakes buhu hahahahahha

>>727683897
They acknowledged on air that he was a FORMER cameraman. Fake news?

>>727684014
This is true

>>727684051
A contributor speculated about something.
>omg fake news.

>>727684084
Petty

Holy fuck, these things are so unbelievably petty and/or inaccurate it's laughable.

I wonder who is getting paid for this shit...

>>727683827
the point is they downplayed it. The woman couldn't even walk it's a serious health issue she was trying to hide.

>>727681064
Fake news. Terrible.

>>727684700
Inb4
>hurdur he said grammar and spelled wrong!

>>727682231
Omg politicians talk to other politicians?

SCANDAL I TELL YE SCANDAL

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>>727681064
literally you

>>727681064
It's bad enough that we have to listen to and read fake news. You lib tards have to post fake threads too!

>>727685281
um wat

>>727684700
1. Ok, that one is pretty bad.

2. Petty. This doesn't have anything to do with propagating lies because of some agenda.

>journalists simply report facts, they do not insert their opinions or steer the narrative in any direction
Well, by that ridiculously idealistic standard, there is no such thing as a news organization anymore.

I'll bet you read Breitbart and watch Fox kek. Or lemme guess, you're so redpilled that you just know shit.

>>727681064
Whooo, proof that the GOP and DNC are both corrupt to the core. Who would have thought?

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Every time I eat a lunch-able with the deep dish pizza, I always make sure that whenever I am about to mix the Kool-aid powder with the water, I always make sure that I drink almost all the water out of the water bottle before. I then put in the Kool-aid powder, resulting in a small batch of compact sugar water. Of course I don't drink it, not immediately. I might drink a little later, but when I get the chance, I go to my room, and I save up the sugar water in a single small bottle. This time, however, the water bottle is about full, and I am about to complete what is possibly the hardest worked on creation I have made in my lifetime. If you thought normal Kool-aid stained a lot, you had no idea what pack this thing could punch. I decided to drink a little every once in a while whenever I'm tired. I can always get more of it. I can feel the sweetness deep in my jaw, and almost immediately I can go from breathing heavily after exercise to just being a sweaty person. It never takes a lot. Recently the water is turning deeper and deeper red, and the bottom of the bottle is white, which I think is bubbles because whenever I turn it upside down they go away for a while. I wonder if I can make more bottles of this. I wonder how much Lunch-able it will take for me to achieve whatever I will do next, but right now, all I know is that I have succeeded in what I wanted. A full, small bottle of condensed Kool-aid. I will always cherish these moments.

>>727682231
add in hillary clinton in that graph as base line.

i dare you.

니가 나에 대해서 뭐라고 말했어, 개자식? 네이비 물개에서 저의 학급을 졸업했고 Al-Quaeda에 대한 수많은 비밀 공습에 연루되어 있었고 300 명이 넘는 살인이있었습니다. 나는 고릴라 전쟁에서 훈련을 받았고 나는 전체 미국 군대의 최고 저격수입니다. 너는 나에게 아무 것도 아니고 또 다른 표적이다. 나는이 땅에서 전에 볼 수 없었던 정밀도로 너를 닦아 낼 것이다. 내 빌어 먹을 말로 표시해라. 인터넷을 통해 내게 그 말을 함부로 빠져 나올 수 있다고 생각하니? 다시 생각 해봐, 빌어 먹을. 우리가 말하는 동안 나는 미국 전역의 스파이들의 비밀스런 네트워크에 연락하고 있습니다. 당신의 폭풍우에 대비하기 위해 IP가 추적되고 있습니다. 너가 인생이라고 부르는 애처로운 작은 것을 지워 버리는 폭풍. 너 죽었어. 꼬마 야. 나는 언제 어디서나있을 수 있으며, 나는 칠백 가지가 넘는 길에서 널 죽일 수있다. 그건 맨손으로하는 것 뿐이야. 비무장 전투에서 훈련을 받았을뿐만 아니라 미국 해병대의 무기고에 접근 할 수있을뿐만 아니라 대륙의 얼굴에서 당신의 비참한 엉덩이를 닦아 내기 위해 전폭을 사용할 것입니다. 당신이 당신의 작은 "영리한"논평이 당신에게 내리려하고있는 어떤 신성하지 않은 보복인지 알 수 있었다면, 아마도 당신은 당신의 혀를 들었을 것입니다. 하지만 당신은 할 수 없었습니다. 당신은하지 않았습니다. 그리고 지금 당신은 가격을 지불하고 있습니다, 당신은 바보입니다. 나는 너에게 온통 분노 할 것이고 너는 그것에 빠져 죽을 것이다. 넌 죽었어, 키드.

>>727681064
no he's not

>>727685278
>considering editing things an example of "fake news"
This is enough to dismiss all of them

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.

>>727682462
>miss happy

Me too...

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dank harambe The Memer? I thought not. It’s not a story that reddit would tell you. It’s a 4Chan legend. Dank Harambe was a Dank memer of 4Chan, so hehe and so xd he could use the Memes to influence the 4chan boards to create Memes… He had such a knowledge of the dank side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from making not dank memes. The dank side of the 4Chan is a pathway to many Memes some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his memes, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice gave him not dank memes. Ironic. He could save others from not dank memes, but not himself.

>>727681064
They will 'confirm' that the Trump campaign members 'read the emails on wikileaks'. There's your 'link'.

What the fuck did you say about Shrek? When I was disabled in the hospital with lung cancer and tumor cancer and brain cancer, I watched the entire Shrek trilogy plus holiday specials. When my parents left me to God because medicine was a scam, Shrek came by and gave me his oniony warmth. There was no one in my life, and he filled my butt with his love. What the fuck has Barry Bee done? He stole some bitch from a yogurtfag in hopes of being able to sue humanity for extracting his semen for profit. Why the hell can't they take bee semen?! They never say why, only that "it's wrong." Anyone who likes that movie is a fucking disgrace, nothing more to it. I hope that you get run over by a bus full of mexicans so that they rape you in the afterlife. Once your body is nothing but a rag doll full of tacos, I shall burn your corpse the grave so that you will never feel peace. You shall die alone by yourself in a den. You shall never love, I will be there. You will never sleep, I will be there. YOU WILL DIE, AND I WILL LAUGH.

>>727685641
I'm more educated than you, in every way shape and form. Also more intelligent than you (exponentially so). I am better than you, in every facet of life, and I don't even know you, however, I just know that I am. Also, we aren't bro's. If anything, you are someone I assign less value and worth than my own feces. Your life has no value, and you will make no contribution to this world, in your entire life, because of your low intelligence, and lack of skills. How does that feel, you fucking bottom denominator. go back to your vegan subreddit to fill your useless void of a life, pretending it means anything. Am I a narcisst? I don't know, I am a fucking God. I will, do, and have succeded in every facet of life. I have done more, in this year alone, than you will have achieved before you leave this world. .. let that sink in. You have no fucking clue who you are talking to. I am so vastly superior, and intelligent, that I can infer all of this with 100% accuracy. You are like a fucking ant, and I am a GOD. You do not even fly on my radar, let alone get acknowledgement, from the likes of me. I know you can sense my superiority, my power, my intelligence,and you are trying to pretend you don't feel it, it's real. To conclude, go back to fucking yourself, you meaningless water-trash bottom feeding peasant.

>>727683592
I would love it of he got impeached anyway

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>>727685613
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I’m fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven’t forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I’ve been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don’t you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to “Heaven” does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>727685576
There are many boards and many threads. Why are you focusing on the one you don't like?

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I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Windows, is in fact, NSA/Windows, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, NSA plus Windows. Windows is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another locked down component of a fully functioning NSA system made useful by the NSA corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by the government. Many computer users run a modified version of the NSA system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of NSA which is widely used today is often called “Windows”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the NSA system, developed by the NSA. There really is a Windows, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Windows is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Windows is normally used in combination with the NSA operating system: the whole system is basically NSA with Windows added, or NSA/Windows. All the so-called “Windows” versions are really versions of NSA/Windows.

>>727685803
Ooooooo what do we have here? A person that uses "younger generation" as a derogatory term? Oh ladiefuckingda let me just grab my cuppa tea and listen to ye olden "classics", while grumpily complaining how these kids today don't like what I like. Oooh why can't we just go back to the good ole days where the terrible fashion artists wear is better than the terrible fashion the artists these days wear. OOHHHHH HOW CAN WE MOVE FOWARD AS A SPECIES WITH ALL THIS CRAP THE YOUNGER GENERATION LIKES? OH SAVE US RICK ASHLEY, FOR WE ARE DOOOOOOOOMED. ;)

>>727685803
Don't try to act smart. We all know you're a high school drop out. 90% of RS players are. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, cooler than you, and richer than you. You're a beta. I am alpha. Now look in the mirror and be disgraceful of what God has created. If this was the 1700s you'd be a white man's slave.

>>727685815
I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think backwards! I do it for fun! My imagination is a fucking cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! The say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and one! Yes, I'm the purple flower of Hell County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I use a python for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I'll freeze your seed before it hits the bathroom tile! YEE! YEEE! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made Time wait up for me to bleed my lizard! My infernal breath wilts the Tree of Life, I left my spoor on the Rock of Ages, who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? Whoop! I'm ready! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled slabs o' wimp meat! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! I'm a screamer and a laugher, I make a spectacle of myself, I am a sight! My physical type cannot be classified by science, my `familiar' is a pterodactyl, I feed it dipshits! I communicate without wires or strings! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet! I circumcize dinosaurs with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my tongue and my tool!

>>727681064
Dear liberals, prepared to be trolled.

>>727685803
I amn't your "sweetie," pal. Man, you sound like a fag. Dude, the dumbest thing I've read your comment. Old chap, President Trump "sucking off Flynn"--didn't need that image, but nor did I your post. See, with leftists (and I assume you are one), winning is everything, as your politics are your identity. Your politics are your religion. Jeeves, you and I might be friendly to each other in a more realistic environment--real life at a coffee shop, with me beating you at chess so that you wouldn't feel so smug in your stupidity, and I say that because you're a stupid badmash, buddy. Friend, I only said "fuck off" because of posts like yours that I correctly anticipated would be coming my way with the post in question. Don't be mad. Don't feel the need to get even because I don't respect or accept your views, which you fail to give whilst de-constructing others' with glee. Sweetheart, were I to meet you in everyday life, I would not be a target. If I said what I thought, you'd not rise to the level of opprobrium you aim at me. I should have just left it at "I think you are horribly wrong." Compadre, if I have to read your inanities again, my eyes will bleed. You sound like the smartest dimwit in the world. Asshole.

>>727685929
Do you ever just go up into your attic and snort insulation until you can't feel the pain that others caused you? Well that's what I'm doing right now, and you're the reason why.

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Childish Trump supporters can't argue facts, so they shit post instead.

>>727685815
You're going to reply to this. I know. Please don't. For the love of god save some dignity and actually PM me this time if you actually really think this sub isn't a place for politics. This whole post wasn't supposed to be political but you're accusing literally everyone of being political and then claiming "I don't want politics". You're lying to yourself. If you don't PM me I'll stop considering you as a normal person because honestly you sound like you might have aspergers, and I want none of that. I won't argue with someone who can't stand his ground.

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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>727685995
I am all alone. No one will listen. I am so thankful for channels like yours and others that are sharing true information for minecraft. I tell my husband something and he leaves to hang with his stupid, fluoridated, guy friends. It is killing me to be the only one struggling around me. All I can do is slowly talk to my children and they surprise the shit out of me by being so aware of anomalies in our server. I just want to say thank u, bc your videos and everyone in the comment sections are the only saving grace I have from thinking I'm insane sometimes when I'm stuck in minecraft.

>>727685995
im guessing its the same fag just copy and pasting

>>727685995
Fuck the DEA for real. They've got their shit backwards like when my poppa used to wear his t-shirts the wrong way.
Scheduling marijuana that high and having k2 be legal is just craziness. But the DEA has been known to have their shit wrong.
Just look at dihydrogen monoxide (h2o) for example. You may know it by it's street name, water. Every year, three thousand people die from h2o overdoses, colloquially known as drowning. That averages to almost ten a day. Yet the DEA does nothing.
Now, I had me a good daddy and he learned me that you never drink too much water, or else you od. But not everyone's poppa was as good as mine, so they don't know. Like my friend Roddy, for instance. He didn't know bout proper dosing and harm reduction practices and so he started to boof water, one tablespoon at a time using a syringe.
Pretty soon he was boofing all sorts of nonsense, from perrier sparkling water to life water. And guess what happened to him. Yep, anal fissures and a prolapse to boot. You just can't expect to get high fructose corn syrup or carbonation up your bum without consequences.
At least he's still with us, unlike Davey, Archie, and Kitsy. They're all gone now and dry as dust, since they all got cremated by the state. I know I'm drinking too much water (a gallon a day) and I boof too often, but at least I'm boofing smartwater, to help with rectal hygiene.
Anyways, fuck the DEA, and stay safe guys. "If it bubbles and is colored, keep it out your butthole dullard!" Practice safe dosing and harm reduction (take your h2o orally if you can).

>>727685995
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Holy frick guys I can't fricking believe it Jermy's ded! I can't fricking believe it he was alive then boom he just died .. . I don't know what the frick happened but im really sad and scared of whats gona happen. im gonna be arrested i already know it. the police are gonna come and their gonna tak me away i already know it oh jesus oh jesus. im freaking out man. what heppened was that he came over to play halo 4 and then i frickin energy sworded him so he choked on his diet doctor kelp and had a seizure. oh frick man oh frick. i hear people knocking on the door and i think its police oh holy mother of frick. i gotta go but il keep yyou guys updated. thx for4 your kind words oh frickin frick frack oh jesus man.

>>727684759
MAGAlolz

>>727685995
Childish Hillary supporters can't get enough votes, so they post the same shit on every site instead.

>>727683592
History would show another Republican president impeached. People will be rubbing your face in that forever.

>>727686067
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

>>727686162
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

>>727686162
are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY
i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

>>727686172
What the fuck did you just fucking say about atheism, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I've been involved in numerous scientific breakthroughs, and I have over 300 confirmed publications. I am trained in physics and I'm the top astronomer in the entire US scientific community. You are nothing to me but just another liberal arts major. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of professors across the USA and your GPA is being reduced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can debate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mind. Not only am I extensively trained in particle physics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of JSTOR and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>TRUMP IS GOING TO BE IMPEACHED

Don't count on it. Even if he has committed an impeachable offense, remember, congress are the only ones that can impeach him, and congress is controlled by Republicans. If evidence shows that he did something bad enough, they may impeach him so they don't look like partisan assholes (which they are anyway but they don't want to look like it), but it's up to them to decide how bad a thing it has to be.

>>727685995
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag?
I’ll have you know they've ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.
Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>727686179
ill be honest dude im not reading any of these, theyre too long for me to care.

>>727686172
>another Republican president impeached
>another Republican
>another

Sorry but Bill Clinton was a Democrat.

>>727686222
Dem Trips...

That’s it, I’m done. Fuck this chat. It’s devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to fucking Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be fucking smarter discourse

If Mark Merrill has a Million fans I'm one of them.
If Mark Merrill has only one fan I'm the one.
If Mark Merrill has no fan left It means I'm Dead..
Good ping or bad ping.
I will always love and support you !
Even if the whole world stands against you. !!

>>727686323
And Nixon was what?

>>727686357
During a Christmas movie Marathon , I started rewatching home alone 1. The movie is filled with great memories and scenes , but one thing that I think has been overlooked is that Kate Mccallister actually sold her soul to Gus Polinski (aka Satan) to get home to Chicago . First let me point out the scene about the 1:04 mark Notice in this scene , just as she says "If I have to sell my soul to the devil himself " it is that we now see the Polka King of the Mid-West take notice of Kate and approach her before the airline rep can further help her, in anyway possible. So what makes me think he is the devil, or a deal demon? My evidence is the location. The Scranton airport. More specifically the crossroads located right at the airport. At this point I want to point out the myth regarding the crossroads demon. In a nutshell it means that you can give an offering to the devil (in this case her soul) near a cross roads, the devil will show up and deliver it in exchange for the offering It is after this scene that Gus Polinski offers Kate a ride to Chicago ( to what she was willing to sell her soul for) to which she agrees to, essentially selling her soul. It is at this moment Gus smiles and points out to his friend renting the van, showing her he is honoring his side of deal since she already put up her side (already agreed to a ride for her soul). It is here where she says "Yes" and the next scene we see that she did in fact accept the ride One last piece of evidence that I have found is Gus choice of instrument. Sure it's not as obvious as a fiddle, instead it's a woodwind instrument, a clarinet comparable to everyone's favorite undersea squid. There are some references in the bible that one of the instruments are created and favored by the devil (my understanding at least) It is a bit of a silly one, but enough to make you think....

>>727686461
Not impeached. He resigned.

I went along the main street, you are relaxed and feeling good, you can see squid in the area!
Ready for sound waves, the dance of the stars on the left side of the intestine, second road to right past Mars.
The magic school bus navigate a nostril growth on the magic school bus to beat plankton, including our Magic bus in the rapids of the river in lava, the magic school bus!
Then took the bones to the seat, to make your day perfect, you can baked a cake the magic school bus is a long journey! Come in for a tour of " the magic school bus!

According to Puff Daddy, "More money, more problems - it's just the way it is". Now consider the relation between money - 'm' - and problems - 'p'.
Say you earn $20.50 per hour, this can be written as:
dm/dt = 20.5
The relationship between problems and money would be:
p = ln(m)
Let's look at the rate at which money brings problems. By differentiation:
dp/dm = 1/m
Then by the Chain Rule, the rate at which time brings problems is:
dp/dt = 20.5 x 1/m = 41/(2m)

i think its a trump fan who is trying to hit the post limit, probably the same dude who posts the dudes face to hit the image limit.

Hey I know what your thinking when you view my profile, but I actually hate Sakura Santa, I swear man, I not a weeb so stop bothering me with your filthy normie comments. I am an independent man who is able to provide for myself, so I shouldn't be judged for what I buy you, ignorant pigs.

>>727686323
>implying Bill Clinton was impeached
>too young to realize that Bill Clinton actually finished his 2nd term.

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>>727686664
Bill Clinton did get impeached you idiot.

>>727686606
wow really????? you think so????

>>727686664
You're painfully ignorant, m8

>>727686776
WRONG!

>>727686664
>>727686957

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment_of_Bill_Clinton

>inb4 hurr: dat's a shit source

>>727681064
>>727681064
THE RUSSIANS HACKED THE ELECTION, BY EXPOSING HOW THE DEMOCRATS HACKED THE ELECTION

WEW LAD

>>727686849
yeah, seems like a lot of effort for no reason.

>>727686664
lol... GIVE YOURSELF A DUNCE HAT

>>727687139
You got to admit, that the MSM keeping the "content" of those hacked emails a non-story and doing everything that they can to focus more on "who" hacked them has been effective.

>>727681923
>implying that both are trust worthy.

>>727682231
Now replace all of these links with pizzagate links

except then it becomes fake news

>>727687361
You're right. It's part of the selective delusion on the part of the liberal regressive leftists.

Additionally, they continually give a pass for unethical behavior when and were needed on their side, if it suits their purpose.

>>727687097
rekt

>>727687139
Seth Rich leaked those emails and then was killed for it, is a much more plausible explanation.

>>727682139
That's a juicy looking Asian.

>>727687808
No one has ever disputed any of the content released on wikileaks. So yes, they are trustworthy.

>>727687361
Obama got the ball rolling on that, went looking to try and get the wikileaks stopped - because of all the exposure of lies it got people fired within the DNC.


WE CAN'T HAVE OUR SHITTY DOINGS EXPOSED TO THE WORLD, STOP THE LEAKS!

President Obama just looked retarded to me when he was worried about the leaks, and not the content of the leaks.

>>727688108
His moral compass was spinning on TV for everyone to see.

>>727687809
>pizzagate

pizzagate is a figment of /pol/'s imagination. it was put out there strictly for the lulz.

>>727683705
How much are they paying you?

>>727681064
wow this is happening? I cant find it anywhere on google...someone trying to slide it

did they switch to trumps team? fuck

>>727688215
>im a retard

>>727687951
um, wrong. many dnc insiders said that the content of their emails was edited. most likely by the russian hackers for maximum damage infliction.

think about the spirit cooking bullshit. that was all later debunked, so basically you can't believe shit that wikileaks puts out.

>>727688606
>actually believing pizzagate is real

lemme guess, the earth is flat, and climate change is a hoax too.

topKek

>>727688619
>many dnc insiders said that the blah blah blah blah

kek... grabbing for straws... the choking is palpable.

If that was true, then there would be no need to fire all those in charge in the DNC,, right?

>>727681064
April 1st muthafucka

>>727683039
What about when they tried to paint the pulse shooter as a gay guy frightened about his sexuality?

>>727689294
The earth is round, and the climate has changed reliably over time - without human intervention it will change reliably. It will change even if all the humans are gone.

>>727689294
There is actually stronger evidence supporting pizzagate than there is for "muh Russian hackerz", yet pizzagate gets written off immediately as 'fake news', while the left is still droning on and on about the Russians.

>>727689438
don't try to take away the anti-trumpers ammunition anon, it's an exercise in futility.

OP, that story isn't even on CBS News. This is the closest thing that I could find.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/russian-government-posts-april-fools-day-prank-offering-election-interference/

April Fools!

>>727681064
OP you're so out of touch with reality that you could kill yourself with a gun full of blanks.

>>727685601
You can't just keep using
"BUHH HILLARY"
ever time trump is call out for something

>>727690965
The Clinton Foundation actually did receive 3.6M dollars on the very same day that Hillary allowed the uranium deal to go through. Not one lib gave a shit about that, but one of Trump's appointees talks to an ambassador, and the libs flip shit.

Was that pay-to-play? Fuck yes it was. Hillary was secretary of state at the time and had to approve that deal in order for it to go through.

>>727691204
link: https://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/24/us/cash-flowed-to-clinton-foundation-as-russians-pressed-for-control-of-uranium-company.html?_r=0

>>727691204
>Was that pay-to-play?

They received over 31M according to >>727691424

>"Frank Giustra, right, a mining financier, has donated $31.3 million to the foundation run by former President Bill Clinton"

>>727691424
>>727691204
http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-uranium-russia-deal/

I think that the whole thing is rather complicated but she was just one of like 14 people on a comittee that suggest approval or rejection and she wasn't even the head person on the committee.. And according to them the slot was filled by a staffer not her

>>727682136
>>727683039

And then tell us about how terrible is was for CNN to give trump literally non stop coverage for months and months leading up to the elec.....

>>727681064
Honestly the upheaval would be awesome for the whole country. Imagine a world where politicians aren't untouchable.

Trump's sleazy corruption might finally be the sort that's so ham fisted and blatant that we actually get some change.

>>727689785
By stronger do you mean absolutely none? Because that's exactly how much evidence there is. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Or for you: ничего.

>>727693608
>By stronger do you mean absolutely none?

In both cases, yes there is no solid evidence.

>>727682231
My only question is did you eat paint chips as a child?

>>727689596
And with human intervention the balance of the natural cycle has been thrown way off. That's the part right wingers like to leave out.

>>727693797
>In both cases, yes there is no solid evidence.

Agreed, we have seen no evidence in the public of Trump's campaign colluding with the Russians. We have some suspicious contacts, an investigation, and a shit-ton of investigative naval-gazing and bull-shit analysis.

If the investigation came to its conclusion and people in the Trump team started getting charged, then there's something to talk about. Right now it's all bullshit.

Which brings me to the Clintons, they were running a cash-for-access fund. It's sleazy as fuck, and it can only lead to corruption. It's also completely legal, if people on either side of the political spectrum don't see the problem with that, then our democracy is dead. Cash for access dinners and parties, and lobby retreats are common practice in our democracy-turned-oligarchy I don't even a hint of any will in either dominant party to change that.

>>727681064
who cares? trumps is president. hillary lost. get over it.

>>727685450
Holy shit you are stupid.

>>727694746
Who cares that the president might get impeached? Anyone who follows the function of the American government. It has nothing to do with Hillary.

>>727681064
>actually WANTING Pence in office
Enjoy your shock therapy

>>727694582
Pizzagate -- all the evidence is out in the public -- there is none

I was in the threads as it was being made they just through shit at the wall and saw what sticked.. Like honestly what the fuck. If was meant to be a smear on clinton associate and morphed into a pizzaria. I can't even fathom how people still believe it.. Particularly when trump is on camera saying actual things like when a 8 year old passes by.. "just imagine in 10 years i might be dating her." saying sexual things about his daughter.... saying uh epstein "is a good guys...likes them young" like fuck how is all that ignored and taping a kids hands to a table evidence of a sex ring?

IDK im not even going to bother going on you seem too stupid tbh

>>727683039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8cOLIOaikU

>>727683039
Clinton news network is widely recognized as biased and untrustworthy. If you haven't realized that by now you must live under a rock.

>>727683039
Giving Hillary Clinton the debate questions ahead of time....

Can someone give the name of the really cute asian girl posted here ?
Is she famous ?
Google and others do not help...

>>727682139
>>727682181
>>727682218
Nice legs.

>>727682231
>ambassador talking to the head of his country and to people in the country he is assigned to

You dont fucking say? Holy shit

>>727695373
lmao shit happens all the time. Do you think when they invited him on they didn;t know he was going to say shit about hillary? Do you think what he said wasnt said 100 other times on CNN by other republicans? That was a standard line that basally ALL republicans were saying

>>727683039
>trump raped 7 women
>trump is russian spy
>trump didnt pay tax
>trump will never be president
>trump has less than 2% chance of winning
>wikileaks is not real
>trump is racist
>hillary did nothing wrong

Can go on and on