Just got paid. If you had money, what would you do with it /b/?

chinese hooker

pay aunt for dry sex

PayPal me 30$ so i can have one more month with slow ass phone service and at least not be disconnected from the world. Ty

>>727679612
paypal me $20 so i can buy memes

>>727679612
i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying i would give all my money to this guy that is saying etc.

Go to the federal reserve and see if they will exchange it for gold.

I'd pay my bills.

>>727679612
Fashion an appendage with the bills and fuck yourself.

>>727681439
fucking get a job and make $400 you bum.

how the fuck are you so lazy that you wont just get a job to save your dog's life?

loser.

>>727679612
Jesus what do you do?

I've never held that much money in my life. After bills and expenses I can only put away 5 dollars a month

Give me 40 and then buy something nice for yourself

Give me 40 and then buy something nice for yourself c:

>>727681977
that's $600.... you serious?

hit up my PayPal nigga

>>727682038
sorry i meant
>>727681736

>>727681977
Buy a glow in the dark condom for yourself now

buy a lot of vodka and drink yourself to death cunt

>>727682038

actually more than that you need glasses

Burn it faggot

Step 1: Buy a gun
Step 2: Buy Hookers
Step 3: Shoot all hookers
Step 4: Feel accomplished that you are doing gods work

>>727682270
oh 800 ur a big boy.

>>727682498

cut grass sell weed do chores for people in your town do little jobs in mom and pop shops or something clean windows wash cars lemondade stands until you get shut down pick one lol

>>727682498
Is your mom so worthless that she won't fucking pay for your dogs surgeries?

>>727682498
underage b&

get off 4chan kiddo go do something worthwhile with your youth. play a video game. cmon.

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>>727682560

more than that and not OP you're just blind, deal with it bruh, let me see you post your money then, oh right, kek

buy a fucking girlfriend you worthless piece of shit

>>727682498
MODS

Trips?

Shove it up your pooper

N I G G A

Look at my trips

>>727683029
bitch

buy a hooker

>>727682751
I don't remember donnie darko having facial hair.

do it

>>727679612
BURN

>>727682498
So, kids are just openly saying their age here now and nothing happens?

>>727679612
buy a pizza

>>727682751
no it's not it's 40 fucking bill gtfo of here

and im investing tons of money and years to make a more than that in approximately 4 years and then an absolute fuck ton more money than that 4 years later.

who the fuck still handles cash?!?! get a bank account and keep 100 for drug purchases.

>>727683414
40 fucking bills**** i mean

>>727683245
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
To ban kids for saying how old they are would be admitting things posted here are real.

>>727682498
MODS

Buy holy book of Kek.

Get on Armslist.com and buy a handgun or rifle. That's what I just did.

>>727679612
fucking poor fag, learn to Direct deposit your shit.

>>727683489
Today is April Fools, making everything posted here true.

Double negative nigga.

Burn

Make anime real.

>>727683414

you have jack shit, just a bunch of words and a shit troll post, if you cared so much you would of screencapped it but you dont have jack shit.

>>727683667

massive kek, the devil is not with you it seems

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>>727679612
OP is a faggot and won't burn money.
Still rollin for trip though

Buy illegal drugs.

Trips nigga

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>>727683888
I am winrar!

>>727683716
lol believe what you want bruh

i'll be sitting on at least 300k a year in 8 years' time.

not even bragging just sayin, in response to someone holding 800 usd and taking a picture of it like they are some big shit

>>727683888
winrar

>>727683888
go do a poop faggot

>>727679612
>>727683888
Burn Money with timestamp faggot.

>>727683888
Winrar

>>727683466

>tries to pull money out of bank for a car
>gets reported to IRS for possible money laundering
>gets audited
>knock at your door for being a potato

>>727684009
it's not even op's money, that's how sad this whole thing is.

garbage thread

Assasinate somebody for fun.

>>727684088
What do you mean it's not OP's money?

>>727683956

I live in a 1.8 million dollar house in upstate new york fully paid for you degenerate. you're a broke little faggot. i'm 22 with 1 mil what do you have? you broke ghetto trash go kill yourself

>>727684183
it's not his pic

i'll put a cheeseburger on it.

if it is op's pic of op's money, i will throw one of my cheeseburgers for dinner out into the road

Pay thugs to beat up a homeless or anybody guy.

>>727679612
trips burn it up

>>727684214
You're fake news.

>>727682419
>driving up the value of pussy
stop it you stupid faggot

>>727684214
nice inheritance bitch

lol the number of 20-year-old millionaires on 4chan is staggering, gotta say

Send me the mula young schoola

>>727679612

rolling to kill self

Assasinate a feminist or SJW.

>>727684214
can u send me 200 bucks you smug little bitch

>>727679612
OP is faggot like usual, why do I even both rolling anymore?

>>727684214

someone with all that wouldn't be so salty

>>727679612
>Just got paid. If you had money, what would you do with it /b/?
I do have money. I'm not a poorfag, OP.

>>727679612
Put all the bills in a printer and print pepes all over them, both sides

Pay some niggers to rape a feminist.

>>727679612
Buy an AR15 for $400
rear iron sight is going to be like $30
a couple mags at $10 each
ammo is roughly $.30/round

>>727684631
yep.

if i was rich i would say 'gimme your email' and then in the email ask for their paypal and then shoot em 1,000 usd tbh

>>727679612
Pay your bills and buy groceries you fucking moron. I'm ssuming you're living with mommy and have no bills if you get your whole check at once and cash it. So how about you buy yourself some video games or some shit. Idk what kids do with money. Id go buy clothes or car parts or something if I HAD to spend $500 right now.

>>727684818
or buy your parents something nice you ungrateful FUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>727684088

kek

>>727684818
i'd save that payment for 4 weeks and buy a fucking moog.

fuck adulthood.

>>727684818

>clothes
>car parts

why so you can attempt to show off to some shallow women? yea reaaaal mature you fucking beta pussy

>>727679612
go give your mom back her rent money retard

>>727684907
o.

well you gotta burn it then someone fucking got trips ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dont be a bitch

Pay all your money to get best ever porn in the world and then try to but it to some website. Also give us a link.

>>727684056
why would you pull it out? just pay with a check, or your card? what's point of having a bank account if you're just going to take money out all the time?

>>727684631

you realize I'm shitting on the guy who's trying to shit on OP? he thinks he's rich. i can buy him and his whore mother and family over 200 times

>>727685082
guy you're trying to shit on here --

you're being smug and salty as fuck bro lol.

and no i don't 'think im rich'

im saying op has nothing impressive going on.

Make moon real.

>>727679612
Well done. Whatever you want, but remember about someone in need and try to make his life a bit better.

>>727684056
just don't use more than 10000 in cash.

>>727684987

says the unemployed pimple face loser hahahaha

>>727684907
Shit, you are truly retarded. Put it inside your ass, like a dildo

>>727679612
Pay your bills, but rolling for trips

>>727679612
Buy me some TF2 items
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dontyouwanttoliveforever

>>727685321
how do you know im unemployed and pimple faced? not even joking that was accurate

burn it, no matter what

Buy biggest dildo in the world and put to your ass.

> $1k
Not really enough for a holiday or the T.V I want, so...
Deposit it, then transfer it to my line of credit.

>>727685444
second trips, op is a faggot

>>727685444
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN

>>727685444
burning time, anon

>>727684907
I got trips you fucking cuck, burn that shit now!

SAGE

>>727685518
that is not 1k it's fucking 800

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>>727685202

Excuse me sir, how would you even know? You seem to be the smug one assuming over the internet. Back to lurking. I'll let you two finish it off.

You all lost the game.

>>727679612
Would wipe my ass with cash if id have any.

>>727682498
There are things you can do bud. Just like

>>727682629
Said, try everything you can. You're not gonna make anything playing videogames and lurking 4Chan with a bunch of virgin autists a generation above you.

Walk around town (unless you live in a shitty neighborhood) and offer to walk dogs, now grass, wash cars/Windows etc.

Maybe you could get a paper route? Sell some of your belongings? What about crowd funding? Kickstarter? Maybe kids at school can help?

$500 isn't a lot of money to make, with some dedication you can make more than that in just a few weeks.

That's like what niggers at McDonald's get paid for a <30 hour work week at minimum wage.

Just get out there and try hard. Talk to people, explain the situation. You might find some people who will help. Its all you can do man, good luck

>>727679612
put away all but $20
paypal me $20 for the advice

>>727685470
disappointingly accurate u mean cuz u know.. your pimple faced which means your ugly and shit.. yeah im done....

>>727685586

money squeezed inside hand two piles extra shit you cant even see. i been reading da thread, man MUST REALLY BE BLIND LOL

>>727685618
nah i'd say

a) the guy talking shit about living in a fully paid 1.8 million dollar house with a mill in the bank is most smug

and b) guy posting a pic of his week's pay in cash on 4chan /b/

are a bit more smug than

c) guy calling out op saying that isn't an impressive amount and calling the kid millionaire out on being a little bitch ass

>>727685642

wow you're a racist degenerate piece of sub human shit. you should really kill yourself you worthless faggot. dont have kids and if you do i pray they die from cancer. you are a fucking faggot ass degenerate. kill yourself asap.

>>727679612
i would buy Playerunknown's Battlegrounds and Mass Effect Andromeda to be entertained for a while... lul
and maybe go see a hooker for the first time in my life

>>727685813
nah

40 20's

gtfo betch.

>>727685797
i'd just like to know where you're going with this

yes im ugly but how does that alter the universe in any way

>>727685882
nah all 3 of them are fags

>>727685527
Yup, OP is a faggot. Nothing to see here

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>>727685518
Less than symbol preceding $1K.
Would you mind completing this test?

>>727686034
well the guy that calls people fags is a fag, so basically everyone in this thread is a faggot.

OP won't deliver
SAGE

>>727686004
makes me feel better about my self plain and simple b/ro

>>727686122
that's the fucking greater than sign you fucking bjlkdsbfkadsfgjldabskfbadsjklfg

>>727686238
oh okay thanks for clearing it up

>>727686205
so are you a double fag my good sir?

You won't burn it you dumb faggot

>>727684904
Would if I could. ;_;

>>727684957
>not being into cars because they are Badass and fun to drive
>dressing up for whores when already have gf

I'd take sitting at home in my nice cars in a tailored suit tripping balls and drinking alone, over tryharding some vapid degenerate whore to tuch my peepee for 20 minutes and then make me want her to leave

>>727679612
BURN, BURN BUUUUUURN
BURN YOUR WICKED GARDEN TO THE GROUND

>>727686238
no problem friend hope you clean that mess up soon

>>727686337
nope single.

we are all single fags.

look how angry the poor boys get when something they want isnt being destroyed.

you people are fucking losers rofl. get a job you broke fucks.

>>727686528
that's your response?

literally he said he was gonna burn it if trips happened.

he's a little bitch.

>>727686521

triple fag get

>>727686708

the only little bitch here is you. the broke fag whining and crying. what a faggot ffs

buy me some jays

>>727679612

music gear:
gibson les paul, gibson sg, laney ironheart amp, emperor 4x12 cab, assorted fuzz pedals

cars:
audi r8, pagani, koenigsegg

vacation:
1 week in the brooke penthouse, claridges, london + 1 week in the hotel danieli, venice + 2 weeks in the gili lankanfushi, maldives

big house in the rockies with indoor pool less than 1 hr from denver

>>727685952
Lmao. Stay in your little bubble you fucking beta. I have 3 beautiful white kids and all you're going to do about it is cry and worship brown wangs. I would feel bad for you if I thought about people like you at all. Gas kikes race war now

>>727685050

diversification. you will learn young jedi. only a fool keeps most his money in the bank. thats why most of you are poor. its a cycle most of you can't break. you think you need a bank. massive keks when you talk to people living in family town houses and realize most have safes in a separate house. kek.

just a protip.

>>727687292

three redneck little pieces of shit. i pray they die from cancer you degenerate fuck. hope they choke on shit and die in their sleep painfully you dont deserve shit you faggot worthless fuck. get cancer or kill yourself

>>727679612
how does poverty feel? that little money will get you nowhere

>>727679612
play the sax

>>727687153
Post sharpie in pooper, IN R8? With timestamp, pls. Also gib monees

>>727687153
goodluck getting those with them 20s

>>727687530

"you have little money"

>post no screenshots.

go back to the gutter, you're another nobody in life loser rofl.

>>727687623

you dumb af. 20's add up. 10K in 20's is the same shit. so what. where's your money? oh wait thats right no screenshot. you broke af.

who the fuck has three kids and surfs 4chan in a money thread? oh wait that's right. degenerates.

-drumroll ba da tsk

pay a trap hooker to fuck you in the ass

>>727687872
dumbass look at OP's picture fucking sperg

>>727688114

faggot and how do you know OP hasn't been working for 10 years and saving that up? just stop you dumb as fuck no lie. right now i can take a pic of my wallet with money and smack you with it for being so stupid. some of us work and have money deal with it rofl.

>>727687495
I live in South Florida lol. I'm a 3rd generation German (non-jew) immigrant. You are really butthurt about people living in reality aren't you? I'm really gonna enjoy plowing my gorgeous wifes big ass tonight in my queen canopy bed after I have my rib roast and a couple glasses of scotch, and then I'm gonna love taking my kids to church tomorrow morning and teaching them to avoid niggers, jews, faggots, whores, liberals, retards, spics, and trannies like the plague. Go suck off some brown people and pledge your vote for hillary you faggot jew nigger commie spic pussy.

burn it

>>727688009
Someone who is a lot older than you and would love to see some loser burn his weeks pay

Burn it you thief

>>727688319

faggot, you should commit suicide, you're a worthless piece of shit human who should be skinned alive in front of your entire family. you're a degenerate piece of faggot shit. go slice your neck open you sub human queer

>>727679612
if i had money i would buy an iphone

>>727688315
can u for one sec look at OP's pic? and try understanding what im saying? try summing those cash up just in the pic

Go shoot some dope.

>>727688505

"loser"

>has three kids and is a redneck

take that guy's advice and commit suicide. you are a shame and truly filth kek. you make white people look bad. do us a favor and buy a shotgun for yourself. you deserve a bullet in your head for being such a pathetic beta male jesus christ.

I thought I seen all the types of rednecks but this shit right here is why the white population is declining.

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>Put all the bills in a printer and print pepes all over them, both sides

how'd I do, /b/

>>727688962
Wait op is redneck with kids, spend that money on them, wtf are you doing with your life???

Burn it all and live on stale bread for two weeks

>>727689085

the redneck with kids is the one saying racist gay shit entire thread. you need to read better dude lol

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Well we've had 2 trips and OP has not yet delivered.

>>727689002
> defacing legal tender
have fun getting v&

>>727689234
lol sorry I don't spend all my time reading threads on 4chan XD

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>>727683888

>>727689386
Cuz OP is selfish faggot

>>727688962
Wigger

>>727689626

degenerate

>>727679612
this game http://store.steampowered.com/app/578080/
if anyone want to buy it for me here is my account
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Spiderwizard/
thank you

>>727689662
Hey op if you have all that money why don't you do something better with your life?

>>727689684

sent check your email

>>727688962

First, how long have you been using 4chan? Lol

I'm not going to continue explaining. Not loving niggers =/= being a fat barefoot subhuman from kentucky.
In fact those two things have nothing to do with each other. IN FACT there are literally MILLIONS of people (basically anyone with an iq above 100) who think the exact same way I do. Do I need to start posting crime stats or what? Why do you love niggers so much? Why don't you and your buddy (aka you, samefagging) go to the nearest liquor store and offer to suck off the first homeless black guy you see. I'm sure you'll feel like a much better person.

Also

>reproducing
>is why whites are declining

Nah, we're declining because of nigger and kike lovers like you.

Why would I kill myself when my life is pretty sweet, ESPECIALLY since there's NO NIGGERS IN IT :D

>>727689848

not op but good try

>>727688679
y ikr? way to suck that cock bro right

http://steamcommunity.com/id/luia7x/

i want PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUND, i already have $12 in my wallet, i'd be appreciated if there's someone who can help me get this game

>>727679612
burn it faggot!

>>727689963
PREACH

>>727689963
>:D

a 35 year old with 3 kids, racist white and on 4chan using emojis. you're are a gay ass faggot troll. I can tell you're white and a degenerate. but 3 kids? if its true thats even funnier. youre a redneck. kill yourself

>>727679612
It's not nice to steal money from your parents

>>727690132

either samefag or another degenerate, holy shit 4chan filled with rednecks this year.

might as well call it Redneckchan

>>727690324
Milllion bucks says OP is single

>>727690193
I've been using the internet longer than you've been alive, faggot. We adults were using smileys in chat rooms long before your whore mom took a nasty defective cancerous load from your beta dad.

>>727679612
trips get

>>727690324
Everyone who doesn't live in your delusional and childish worldview is a degenerate and a redneck, yeah lol. Once you leave mommies house life isn't a fucking sunny D commercial where you, and your Asian and black buddies bump heads trying to get in the refrigerator.

I remember holding up hundreds of dollars of cash like that

When I was fucking 15 working at McDonald's