Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here
Hey everybody, smash that mofukin reply button, if this post gets 100 replies I'll fucking kill myself
Claiming best girl
well..
Look at her she doenst look like a child, just because she is small doesnt mean she looks like a child fucking idiots.
カラミチーマス
>>727676978
>D A M A G E C O N T R O L
>>727676978
ped
>>727676936
Ufufu~ is this the april joke?
Claim
>>727676936
*pat pat*
>>727677135
Harsh
Hot Mama Claimed!
>>727676437
What makes you say that :o
>727676922
>727676922
>727676922
>727676922
claim
Post your favourite song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
>>727677574
Oh look, it's another waifu
https://youtu.be/_V2sBURgUBI
>>727677611
See above
>>727677135
Its already the 2nd here
>>727676127
C-come back! I'm lonely!
>>727677611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M
Best claim Tbh
>>727677290
You a rather critical of me is all.
>>727677225
Sorry anon~
>>727677702
Ahaha great timing
Good morning, /waifu/
I have a good feeling about today..Today is a good day to tell that special someone how you feel about them, good luck!
Work is gonna be bad cause it's april first though
>>727677694
Kek
>>727677611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnEOeE9zHU8
>>727678039
Good morning. Work was a pain in the ass for me, hope it goes better for you.
>>727678039
It would be because when you get rejected you just say april fools right?
>>727678145
Go away ben -_-
>>727678157
Fake news
Alternative facts
Le oldfagxd can't be wrong about his waifu!!!!!
>>727677290
Hey, that's not a reply
It's like you don't want me to get the shekels
>>727678079
I'm glad you acknowledged that
>>727678039
What makes today better than any other day?
>>727678234
No -_-
Any animus here
im going to sleep fuck all of you
>>727678183
Thank you! Here's hoping too~
>>727678217
Hmm? Nah, I just have a good feeling about today!
>>727678287
Unsure! I slept well and remembered my dream?
>>727678425
Whatever you say, pedo
fug
>>727678435
How long did you sleep?
fug, now i need to change that
Some random Fubu claim xD
>>727678000
>even the trips are worth nothing
Nah, I'm just trying to show how pathetic your life is so that you can do something about it. I'm being nice here!
>727678284
If you really want (You)s start a discussion about traps.
I need someone to have sex with my waifu for me, I can't please her myself.
>>727678425
Please don't
>>727678648
Lesssee....
I went to bed at 4:30 AM, woke up at 1:55 PM.
I'm bad at math please help
>>727678785
Is she cute?
>>727678702
I don't understand how people get secure tripcodes with so few letters
>>727678866
9 hours 25 minutes
That's not long enough
>>727678897
we either know closely or are a sync server admin
>>727678785
Count me in, my 4 waifus don't mind a little extra action on the side.
>>727678950
I normally go to bed around 6 AM, so...It was really nice to get more sleep. I'm still kinda tired, but hopefully it should be gone by tomorrow.
At work til 4 AM tonight tho
>>727679072
>4 waifus
>
>>727678866
For some reason, all my coworkers fucking love april fools, I'm not entirely a huge fan of it myself and was hoping to go the day without anybody screwing things up but, today is like, cursed or something for me.
>>727678950
That's a good amount of sleep time, between 8-10 hours is good.
>>727679072
>>727679130
I wouldn't mind claiming a little Louise as well.
Post lewds!
>>727676405
From behind you, hun
>>727676437
Hello, hello~
>>727679157
I'm sure at least two of my coworkers are gonna do something dumb
I'm worried about customers
>>727679221
FUCK OFF SHE IS MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>
>>727679130
What's your job?
>>727679157
I normally try and get at least 12
>>727679263
Oh, hey! I'm really sleep and I don't know what to do.
>>727678435
Oh ok.
>>727678770
Oh ok.
>>727679263
How goes it.
>>727679341
Graveyard shift at mcdonalds'
Life is bad
>>727679443
Go for it smugs! I believe in you!
>>727679304
I keep trying to get the holiday banned, because we're home depot and we shouldn't be screwing around with anything dangerous, one of my coworkers nearly got smashed under a pile of lumber setting up one of his stupid pranks.
>>727679341
That sounds nice, I'd enjoy a good twelve hours.
Louise claaaaaimd x3
>>727679304
When why is she looking at me so lewdly?
Guess you can't satisfy her anymore.
>>727679443
Step one would be to find a better waifu. Want one of mine? You can have Taiga if you want.
>>727679342
Well, going to bed would be a good option!
>>727679443
It goes just fine! Really fine fine!
>>727679528
woops forgot image
>>727679500
It could be worse, you could have no job
>>727679528
Why don't you?
>>727679528
>I keep trying to get the holiday banned
Are you a cartoon villain?
>>727679680
B-but... I wanna have fun...
>>727679528
I'd love it if I never had another april 1st
It makes me feel like a 'no fun allowed' person but I'm way too awkward to deal with the extra dimension of socializing
>>727679676
FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A HOLE
>
>>727679765
I guess.
>>727679814
Well, then sleeping WITH someone might be a good idea too! Like, Sonokawa
>>727679805
Nah I just mean at the workplace, its really not safe, and its really stupid.
>>727679859
I just don't like the whole "LUL PRANKS HUEHUEHUE" vibe, and every year somebody messes with my car.
>>727679859
She wants it. And if you truly love your waifu you would be happy for her, not repress her desires.
>>727677204
Claimed -_-
>>727677611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9IKa0zL0NU
>>727679904
Her? Why? She's not even here at the moment...
>>727679965
Exactly! I'm glad you understand
>>727680096
NO
LOUISE IS PURE AND NOT FOR LEWD
SHE IS MY WAIFU, YOU CAN'T HAVE HER
>>727678039
>Today is a good day to tell that special someone how you feel about them, good luck!
Already did and was rejected.
You suck at this.
>>727680245
Lets hear a REEEEEEEEEE for Louise!
>>727677611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu5TDEpAqwQ
>>727676809
dis is my waifu
>>727680280
I'm sorry...But, now you can move on to the next adorable girl that catches your eye!
>>727680299
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>727680172
Because Sonokawa is a cute since she has a pink hair waifu. And Sonokawa is single!
>>727680113
-_-
claim
>>727680326
Was just listening to that
>>727680326
nerd
>>727677611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdQoAlna16c
>>727679500
No.
>>727679676
Im happy with the one I have.
>>727679680
Thats good.
>>727680635
Well, you don't have to do anything you're uncomfortable with either
>>727680542
It's so good.
>>727680588
Says the nerd that lewds her waifu.
>>727680809
REEEEEEEE I DO NO SUCH THING YOU LIAR
YOU HAVE A BIKINI FIGURE OF YOURS
>>727680245
She looks so happy though!
>>727680635
Isn't that just surrender and frugality?
>>727680434
B-but... I'd rather bully her...
>>727680887
Yes, and? At least I didn't take her clothes off the moment I got her...
>>727680887
From what I remember you have a pretty lewd one of yours.
Evening everyone, what Taiga am I?
I don't even know anymore.
How are you all?
So do prank youtubers make good content for April fools?
>>727680887
I can't afford a good Chiru figure :(
>>727680969
REEEE BEING LEWD IS MY JOB
>>727680969
FUCKING GO KILL YOURSELF
>>727681113
And I don't!
>>727681121
I don't! Not even a little!
>>727681178
you're best taiga
>>727680635
You are too!
>>727681002
You can bully her while riding her~
>>727681309
Hello, how is my order processing?
>>727681309
Sorry to hear! Just keep saving up~!
>>727681314
But you did!
>>727681314
Do I need to go find it?
>>727681309
Do it better then, weird noise guy.
>>727681314
As soon as I'm done here. Just one more minute.
>>727681398
Lies and slander
>>727681427
If you want! But it doesn't exist!
>>727681459
FUCKING BURN YOURSELF ALIVE
>>727681583
>tfw the image posted was a 4chan link so it's dead now
>>727681353
Going well, ready to deliver once I get back from Six Flags :3
>>727681388
>Me
>Being financially responsible
Hahahahaha that's a good one Louise!
I'll be able to get one soon, all jokes aside.
>>727681459
I don't have my lewd folder on my phone!
Also,
>Lewdise
REEEEEEEEEEE
>0:02am
Sup guys, Shiro claimed.
>>727681727
it's 3pm
>>727681583
Truths and facts!
Hello everyone
>>727681727
You gave up with the April Fools?
>>727681776
Fucking Califags everytime
i miss russian girl poster =(
>>727680776
Yeah I know.
>>727680969
Or I like her?
>>727681346
Im ok not good
>>727681776
For you
>>727681727
Great time to claim tbh
>>727681702
Or, y'know
it didn't exist!
>>727681704
That's good! I love having my louise figures, she makes me happy to see.
>>727681807
Look, I know you want me to be on your level so you feel less sinful, but I'm not
>>727681897
Good!
>>727676809
https://discord.gg/YQmvFdp join if you like 4chan
>>727681885
Arizona
>>727681921
I love you
>>727681314
Bold move, replying to a Taiga.
Today has been an absolute clusterfuck of confusion.
Even I am starting to question what Taiga I am...
>>727681727
1st of April isn't over till it's over in all timezones!
>>727681849
Evening Yuuki!
>>727682043
Who are you?
>>727682108
>reeeee
Konata ate my picture!
kill yourselves
>>727681776
Only in tacoland.
>>727681885
It feels good to be back to claiming her. She's comfy.
>>727681921
Totally. How are you?
>>727682108
Louise is gonna kill me if I keep this up though.
>>727681976
As if. You are the lewdest here.
>>727681976
It definitely did. Mako saw it!
>>727681346
wahwah-chan doesn't even like me, so it's time for me to move on. you can have her
>>727682198
Arizona
>>727682162
Don't mock me, I'm hungry enough
>>727682129
You should be able to figure out through this post
I have a boner
>>727682234
Hi sono.
>>727682108
How's it going bud?
>>727682287
>has a boner
>doesn't post it
Hurry up and post it wtf
>>727676809
As King I claim my right of Jus primae noctis on all waifu. Enjoy my sloppy seconds bitches.
>>727682321
Hello tomo-chan
>>727682108
Well, I like talking to you, so isn't it normal to reply to you?
>>727682202
Please, I'm completely pure.
And are you really one to be talking?
Do I have to find my screencaps?
>>727682229
Wishful thinking!
>>727682234
Sono
>>727682445
Hi. Feel better?
>>727682198
I'm doing good. What about yourself?
>>727682282
Don't feel like it
>>727681727
It's still 23:10 in GMT+0, which should be the universal time for Earth.
>>727682432
Jokes on you, I don't understand what that means
>>727682490
damn i wish i had hair like that
>>727682552
I feel a lot worse...
>>727682379
That's pretty gay
nani?
>>727681178
Bad
>>727681976
I have a friend who for meme value is getting me something Chiru related (for my birthday in 2 weeks) so I'm either gonna end up with a Daki, Figure, or Cosplay....
We'll see
>>727682043
Wow Arizona exists?
>>727682198
Back to the stripes
>>727682632
Homu <3
>>727682553
lazy
>>727682697
Why is that?
>>727682282
If you're there it's taco land by default.
>>727682287
We'll need some proof on that.
>>727682553
Too tired to do something, do bored to sleep.
Life is pain.
>>727682632
But I don't want to part with Shiro again! Even if it's just superficial.
>>727682778
Good idea homeboi.
Btw, is your throat better?
>>727682198
That's a possibility.
>>727682282
Oh shit, I just saw... I am so sorry...
I'd give you bread if I could. :o
>>727682353
I'm doing alright, just had dinner, totally forgot that food was a thing, so it got a bit late...
>>727682490
There's been at least 4 Taigas today, at least.
Glad to hear I'm the chosen one.
>>727682743
Sorry to hear, hope you have a better day tomorrow.
>>727682715
>saved
>>727682858
Someone I like is giving me the cold shoulder
>>727682559
I guess I do then, huh?
>
>>727682697
I know that feel, I'd love her hair
>>727682778
I wanna cosplay Louise, but I don't look good in wigs
>>727682929
You're the one I have on Discord, right? Or no
>Louise
>>727682887
post shiro lewds
>>727682778
yeah I live there
>>727682887
heretic
Well it aint a boner anymore, but you can have my half chub i guess... fucking faggots
>>727682778
>end up with a daki
i wish i had friends like that
>>727682786
Mio.
>>727682887
I'm surprised you managed to do it for that long.
>>727682968
That is sad. What will you do.
>>727682979
If I were a girl I would do it, but I don't want to get fucked up where I live
>>727683050
Nice balls~
would bite/10
does mado still come here?
>>727682929
Just for good measurement though~
>>727683155
I guess it's time I moved on
>>727682786
Correct. Anyway how are you?
btw what should I call you? Love or something?
>>727682887
Sounds a bit like: When I eat, I'm triggered. when I don't eat, I'm triggered
>>727682979
Claimed.
>>727683362
I'm not love, I claim
I'm very hungry, do any fun pranks today?
>>727682887
Was there something wrong with my throat?
>>727682979
Yeah my hair is not tame I'm gonna have to flat iron it to get it to stay under a wig
>>727682992
How is it?
>>727683071
My friends hate anime, but love memes
>>727682979
That would be me, yes.
I'm hoping the Taiga population has been reduced down to two again by tomorrow. (One if I'm very lucky...)
3-4 Taigas really mess with my head.
>>727683254
Uhhh, I'm pretty sure thanks would be the wrong thing to say here.
>>727683362
Are you the green haired WIN vampire bitch thing persanon?
>>727682490
Evening Louise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaOUt_vIYsk
I remembered non-weird music!
>>727681704
Alright, thaanks!
>>727682234
huuuuh?
>>727681346
I lied down for just a second and already passed 20 minutes... how do I ride them?
>>727683189
I'd get fired from my job if I dyed my hair pink
>>727683413
yes?
>>727683490
My hair is pretty tame
>>727683514
That would be good! I'm sorry other people are posting
>>727682992
No, that's immoral!
>>727683009
No idea what you're talking about ._.
>>727683071
>I wish I had friends
Me too, me too...
>>727683148
I had Shiro at my side to give me strength.
>>727683362
This statement triggers me!
>>727683490
Well maybe it was just the mic.
>>727682929
I won't