>get kidnapped >he takes you into a room where you see

The kidnapper.

>>727676366
Him?

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play Russian roulette!!!

>>727676479
/thread

Myself

>>727676479
Fakn skitz

The gun

>>727676366
The kidnapper, the girl and the dog then myself

Am I supposed to trust that a homicidal kidnapper won't just kill me anyway?

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>The kidnapper
>Myself
>The girl
>The dog

there's 4 options here.
If you don't care about anything shoot yourself. if you want the best scenario shoot the kidnapper. if you love your dog more than a human child, also shoot yourself. If you're afraid of the consequences but don't want to take a human life, shoot the dog.

What is this? babbies first moral dilemma, childs play..

>>727676366
Dog

>>727676829
Obviously kill everyone including yourself

>>727676366
My captor, of course.
>Why shoot anyone else?

>>727676366
The little girl obviously

>>727676366
I would unload the whole clip into the air screaming cuz I love everyone in that room

>>727676366
Both. Getthelube.com

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>>727676366

the little girl. never saw her, why should I care about? its just a random stranger, gonna meet a lot of them in my life. however that is my dog and i love him/her

>>727677072
why not just shoot the kidnapper?

>>727677036
What if you're in a locked room with poison gas seeping in, you can't kill the captor and you have to choose

>>727677072
this

>>727676777
This.
Who says the killer won't just kidnap me and then use me and the one I don't kill in his next game with some other guy.

>>727676366
Killer the kidnapper and rape the girl and let the dog film this all

I'll shoot the guy who gave me the gun or die trying.

>>727677229
Because that's obviously not going to be a viable choice in this fake scenario

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>>727676366
whom*
>i'd shoot OP

>>727676366
Please tell me you get more than one bullet

>>727676366
be meta and shoot yourself

Line them up so you can kill both with one bullet.

>>727676366
him

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>>727676366
Trick question - it's a movie gun.... never runs out of ammo.
So I go on a shooting spree - peppering everything in sight with hot lead.
I shoot my way through the door.
I shoot my way out the building.
I spray the entire street with lead.
I hose down the entire neighborhood with hot lead.
>everyone is running for their lives.
I mow down every tree, make every vehicle I see explode.
My gun is glowing red hot as I shoot entire buildings into rubble.
I shoot in all directions
I keep firing for hours, and hours.
Finally, sweat soaked and exhausted, I stop to see the damage.
>see this.

>>727676366

The future roastie

I love my dog

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>>727677575
>him
the kidnapper or the dog, you fuckwit?

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>>727677586
kek

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>>727676366
him, because the girl is a material witness, and I walk away a hero

>>727676366
the dog obviously if you have any moral values

>>727677343
Why not rape the dog and make the girl film it all? Then rape her, of course.
>definitely start with the dog.

>>727676366
A girl of course, why do I care about some random girl? And the dog is my friend, so I wouldn't shoot it

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Id put a shot to the dog and missing in purpose. Check if the kidnapper gave you fake bullets. And really. He would hand you a gun? No. Trap. And not like the popular beasts around here.

Bind then with this.

>>727677984
Why not rape the kidnapper too?

>>727676366
Girl. No questions.

>>727676366
kidnapper all 9 and hell if hes got an extra mag ill pump that into his corpse.
I will then sell the girl back to her parents and buy the dog a can of the finest alpo

>>727678282
this. even if he has it to my head, muscles are faster than reaction time unless the kidnapper is also a skilled ninja or video game master

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Him, then the girl and keep the dog go home. Humans are the worst and the dog never tells.

>>727677253
If there's poison gas coming into the room then everyone will die anyway, so I'd just shoot myself for the hell of it.

>>727676366
My choices are (assuming the kidnapper is the obvious choice and doesn't need explaining :

Girl, and the dog is extremely grateful and dies in about 10 years anyway.
Dog, and the girl is grateful and blows me until she gets too old.

I'll shoot the dog. Twice.

myself, he can't kill me if I'm dead

>>727676366
I'd shoot these dubs

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Ask if I can choose which one to fuck instead.

Simple.
Shoot all of them.

Ignoring the holes in your faggot story, I'd shoot the girl over my dog. I don't know her so I don't give a fuck.

>>727676647
The kidnapper, the girl, the dog, then myself.*

>>727676366
it would have to be the dog and not because I think the girl's life is more valuable. I think all life is equally valuable. But because I can relate with how the girl is feeling from human to another. whereas I feel like the dog has less to lose, the dog may feel less scared, the dog won't know what the gun will do to him until after he's shot which by the time he'll be dead. To put it in better words. Socially it'd be more acceptable to have saved a girl's life whilst safrificing a dog's life instead of the other way around. Thanks for listening fuckbois.

>>727680131
sacrificing*

shoot at my dog and miss

>>727676366
Why do such scenarios usually involve a girl and not a boy?

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>>727676366
It depends.

Is the little girl white?

>>727676567
Based

>>727676366
Shoot a load into the dogs ass as the girl fingers my ass and the kidnapper films it for /b/

>>727676366
Pistol whip the kidnapper and the little girl until both are unconscious, lay on the floor and line up all of our heads in a row and use one bullet to kill all of us.
>My puppy gon live.

>>727676366
https://discord.gg/YQmvFdp join if you like 4chan

>>727676366
Assuming I can't shoot myself or the faggot kidnapper, and I can ONLY choose between my dog and the child, I'd shoot the fucking child, hands down. Not even a difficult decision. Even if it was just a random dog and a random child, I'd probably shoot the child, but absolutely positively 100% I'm not shooting my own goddamn dog.

>>727676366
shoot the dog, rape the girl

>>727682285
Leave the dog out of it, asshole. You can still rape the girl after shooting her.

>>727682285
rape the dog, eat the girl, a hero

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>>727676366
the dog, little girl, kidnapper, my friends and family then myself.

>>727681633
Watch out guys, we've got a supreme edgelord over here.

>>727676366
shoot the kidnapper fuck the little girl and my dog.

>>727679254
end your life autist

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>>727682666
Good job satan

>>727678193
The idea has merit.
>He did hand you his gun.....

>>727676517
What if he gives you a pistol?