Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727656703
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here
and
>Due to cuts in government funding for the arts and our spring break trip to mootxico, we've had to combine a few boards. Try and make some new friends!
Is this real or a joke?
>>727665266
JILL!
Claim
>>727664834
There's two of you though
Idk
>>727665137
Please forgive me...
>>727665165
Why not? I'm cute so it's okay.
Fubu claimed.
>>727663554 (some Taiga)
With pleasure. Please leave the room, you're making this weird.
>>727663587 (some heretic)
Botes are serious business. They have more fire power than tanks and are not scared of water.
>>727665310
>Is this real or a joke?
1st of april memes.
>>727665310
>April 1st
>Is this a joke
No, it isn't
>>727665266
Hey Jill
>>727665310
Look at your calendar, fool
>>727665347
I don't liek cleaning up cat barf. I've had to do that today already
>>727665352
End it all
>>727665310
that's me, yeah.
>>727665404
hey, hon. you doing well?
>>727664978
-then doesn't think you should give her ANY animals- ;.;
>>727665469
Trick question
>>727665404
Why for her and not for me?!
>>727665347
You didnt do anything wrong.
>>727665352
Well none of it is serious when they turn it into an anime grill. Wonder what would happen if you showed some old ww2 vet that.
>>727665363
Yeah.
>>727665378
Oh.
>>727665404
Thats why I asked.
>>727665469
How are you?
>>727665566
Because that's my real cat and it was on the carpet behind me. I don't like stepping in cat barf so it was preemptive
>claiming
>>727663553
D-do you not love me, love anon :s
>>727664222
:a weird face
>>727664834
Watch a good movie instead!
カラミチーマス
>>727665560
not even close. just want to make sure you're okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPVcsDOU9U
>>727665404
This time I'm pretty sure she's the right one for me!
>>727665636
>
qed
time to go, bye-bye!
>>727665535
She killed like 4 of my dogs while I was growing up too...
She let the first one die while she was screaming in pain for hours.
>>727665636
I'm going for a 3rd now, I'm sorry, it feels too good when I do it while thinking about you.
>>727665640
It's my way of showing how much I love you!
>>727665744
Cute.
>>727665816
<3
>>727666061
Fuckbucket is actually garbage
>>727666129
Mhm...
Bye
>>727665853
>>727665718
stop posting my wife faggots
>>727666129
-is done with this topic-
>>727666061
Nice.
>>727666129
Bye. Dont be sorry.
>>727666176
Could you be a bit nicer please
>>727666129
>killed like 4 of my dogs
aaw no! Sorry to hear that...
Bye Sono, take care.
>>727666129
<3 to you as well. be safe.
>>727666168
You take that back, fuckboi.
>>727666246
Find me one veteran so say the same about a tank.
>>727665816
I missed this reply
But if I say bad, people try to get into it
If I say good, I'm potentially lying
>>727666348
No
you guys have shit avatars I swear
I biked this morning. It was soooo cold
>>727666420
if you need to talk, you know how to find me, okay?
>>727666453
I know thanks
>>727666348
Well there isnt really a tank girl anime right? Just stuff like girls und panzer.
>>727666453
>avatars
holy fuck ignore this thread and check out snap chaty .me right now
>>727665718
:u
get
>>727666548
yours is perfect though
>>727666609
I'm just talking about shiro and alice :o
A little yayoi claim for good measurement :3
>>727666420
Then go back to fucking your manly ass rabbit.
>>727666453
you shit swear have guys I avatar -_-
>>727666563
There are games though, like Panzermädels.
>>727666692
oh. okay.
>>727666780
>claim
you done with shiro?
>>727666841
doing anything exciting today? :o
>>727666676
Claimed -_-
>>727666780
Yeah but how many people actually know about that? I played it.
>>727666901
I need to start making dinner in a bit. it's going to be pretty messy and take a while.
you?
>>727667008
IS-2 was best.
Claming fubu back.
>>727666901
Yea, lolis are disgusting tbh. But since the whole waifu thing is a meme anyway I thought why not meme even harder and go all 'loli' and 'pantsu'.
>>727666958
Assuming that this thread is representative of the overall population, about 80% I guess?
>>727667008
Never played it, that's just for weebs tbh.
>>727666901
-_-
>>727666453
Konata is a cool avatar
>>727667189
The point im trying to make is content for boats is more than tanks. Heard the guys who did the anime for boats may do one for tanks.
>>727666453
Are you the mean or the nice one?!
:o
>>727667467
Tanks have no character, no individuality. They are mass produced garbage cans
>>727667523
There is no nice konata.
>>727667143
Yes, comrade.
>>727667189
I mean, I guess I'm kind of a weeb but I hate Japan so...
>>727666211
I have a few questions about cats.
>>727667589
What are you talking about? For every ship you will find a design for some tank. They are very different from each other.
>>727667593
She was a bit creepy I loved it.
>>727666548
Uhh, I don't actually
I don't really need to talk anyway though
>>727666780
WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY
>>727667589
Well, I guess a better question would be if he's the slightly less mean one.
>>727667593
Do you also hate yourself?
>>727667809
Yes, one design, but a few thousand exact same copies. Disgusting.
>>727667969
Manly. Ass. Rabbit.
Watcha gun do, fuckboi?
>>727668017
There is only one konata.
>>727667969
you joined the shrine group to get alerts, I thought. I'm the only Jill.
>>727668068
>>727667809
Also the ending where she blows you both up :P
>>727668068
Not particularly
>>727668127
Oh, I didn't really look through the list of who was there
>>727666265
>doesnt even have the gif
stop posting taiga impostor scum
Claiming best girl
GW2 dailies done.
>>727668234
You do SAB yet?
>>727666265
>>727668223
what's going... you know what, no. don't tell me. I'm not getting involved in waifu-fights.
>>727668068
Yeah it takes less materials to make a tank. There are unique ones that there are only one of. TOG 2 and Maus being examples. In the end you could make the ones that do have a bunch of them made a hivemind of cute. There you go condensed into one girl.
>>727668135
What a girl. I accidentally fucked the TOG.
>>727668283
I haven't yet.
>>727668422
There's no fighting, dess~
Just my second personality making stress, please don't mind, dess~
>>727668223
Please behave~ Be nice to everyone!
>>727668017
Why am I so low-res here :o
>>727667195
Don't be such a downer tomo!
>>727666780
You should go back to Shiro to be honest
>>727668131
ʕ ͡° ᴥ ͡° ʔ
>>727668135
Hmm, weird. I thought because of that voice maybe...
>>727668514
So a tankgirl would not represent a single individual but rather an abstract design.
>>727668812
But this way I can have TWO!
>>727668808
You should. It's fun
>>727668982
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>ILWAG put up a new track today
>it's just Super Mario's theme with fart noises
hoo boy I forgot what day it was apparently.
>>727668812
Hey there tsun
How's everybody today?
>>727668982
It would be one person but many of them or you only have one girl per tank. Thats what panzermadels did. They had a Tiger 1 and a T-34 girl but only one of them. Of course bigger boobs the more a tank weighs.
>>727668812
No
>>727668812
im not a cuckold stop posting my wife
>>727668514
You seem to really like the TOG :P
>>727668982
What now?
>>727669233
Dead.
>you forgot to claim.
>>727668982
Two what?
>>727669233
Ello~ I'm fine, what about you?
>>727669350
Yes! Cheer up!
>>727669361
Aren't you happy to see her more often?
>>727669441
Be alive please!
>>727669406
It was an accident she just came onto me you know. Who doesnt love the TOG.
>>727669172
I know. I definitely should. All of the chapters require 5 players, right?
>>727669516
I love her more than you tho,
>>727669645
I don't doubt that! I mean you no harm tho, so can we get along?
>>727669553
You can do them without a full group. I did most of it with just my friend
why are Taigas fighting ;~;
>>727669172
(╭ ʘ ヮ ʘ )╭
>>727669285
Still vastly inferior to glorious bote who can do it alone.
>>727669406
You know, that weird thing you do what you talk.
Oh, well... never mind.
>>727669516
Two waifu.
Actually, I think I'll get a third. Any suggestions?
>>727670020
Get Taiga, I've heard she's the shit these days!
Good afternoon
>>727669441
I know.
Thnx :)
>>727669516
I'm great.
Just traded a rusty old Savage 120 rifle for a Spyder Tenacious and a box of 9mm ammo.
>>727670020
Woah step back on your heresy there! Check your priviledge!
>>727670114
Hey Russian
>>727670020
You have a bunch of bad opinions but thats ok.
>>727669516
How?
>>727670020
>Any suggestions?
Does it have to be a boat or?
>>727670228
Pardon? I'm not Russian.
>>727669516
Why?
>>727670145
Anything happen lately? Other than the trade in?
>>727670452
Oh nevermind.
>>727670155
>>727669706
k
>>727670111
>>727670155
I'd rather check these trips!
Taiga third waifu claimed!
>>727670313
So back to humping that smelly waste of a human being.
>>727670387
Nah, I'm open for anyway except loli. I already got Taiga for that.
Maybe something with big boobies?
>>727669997
Ah, good to know. Are they soloable? Do you have full ascended gear yet?
>>727669545
^^
>>727670020
What weird thing?
>>727670821
Still haven't bothered with it. I haven't played much at all in the past couple of weeks
>>727670341
by kissing me -_-
>>727670674
taiga is NOT a loli u fucking retard go fucking neck urself
>>727670915
Explain to me exactly how she is not
>inb4 she's too old
>>727670903
I'm not gay -_-
>>727670674
You could always go for an oppai loli but lets just skip those. I think Hestia is the perfect 4th waifu for you.
Pic not entirely related.
>>727671077
if someone is 35 and has a little boy body, are they a loli?
>>727671077
She is too young.
>>727671077
go google what a loli is you fucking ignorant cunt
>>727670868
Yea forget what I said, I'm sorry I mentioned it, thought you knew.
>>727670915
She's my loli though :3
Don't be mad, you can have her on Thursdays.
>>727671148
Hestia is okay, but I want a real woman to be my dommy mommy.
>>727671175
Little boy would be shota, not loli
>>727671219
Why you do this
>>727671243
>"ロリ", A Japanese slang word which represents a cultural version of a more youthful or childlike female appearance.
Literally Taiga you fucking autist
>>727671293
X.X
What do I doooooooo pls tell
>>727671378
I mean a girl you dingus -_-
>>727670884
I'm slowly trying to get the ascended gear. So far mainly through spvp. Just ~2 days ago got myself https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Vial_of_Salt
The description is pretty funny. Also got the spvp ring. In about 5 days or so I should have ascended hammer too if I cba to farm iron.
Things are going pretty well in GW2..
>>727670674
Lewd pics.
>>727671148
Thought that was a snake girl. I like those.
>>727671378
wait you actually need to go neck yourself
>>727671243
>educate yourself
Go back to tumblr.
>>727671293
Then Priscilla Barielle is your answer. Actually a great character but terrible waifu since she doesn't seem to have a single positive trait in her, even for a masochist.
Jk I'm not recommending you a shit waifu, just pick Esdeath, you're lucky no one claimed her ITT yet!
>>727671378
Do what?
Okay, NiceTaiga signing off!
>>727671243
Don't be too mean to people please! You need to be nice to make friends!
>>727671293
Don't troll MeanTaiga too hard please!
>>727671581
I dunno, I guess they'd still be a loli?
>>727671605
Farming iron ore isn't too difficult. I had like 4 stacks at one point and sold them when ascended crafting came out for a tidy profit
>>727671653
>boohoo the actual definition of the term doesn't line up with my views
>better tell him to kill himself again
Nice one kiddo, I'm still waiting for you to tell me exactly how Taiga is not a loli
>>727671714
You know exactly what you did
>>727671915
I actually don't.
>>727670468
I went downtown to help out at a pregnancy center that was having a yard sale; in the ghetto part of town of course.
The rules are that our group was allowed to take anything we deemed valuable still remaining after a few hours, to raise money for our own missions. After that hour was up, the rest of the stuff would be free for the public to take.
At twenty minutes before the designated time, a Whoopi Goldberg look-a-like is stealing stuff from the boxes, including a kid's play set that easily would have been worth 20 bucks. This is a woman who is supposed to be a part of this ghetto church (not ours).
I was absolutely furious, but there was little we could do about it. We were in some awful part of town and I had left my piece at home, figuring it would be stolen from my truck if I left it in the glove box. Starting a fight wasn't worth it.
I backed off, but I'm still kind of pissed.
>>727671714
Wrong foot.
I hate Kumiko!
I can't go through with it... I can't even joke about it.
I love her.
>>727671626
Not even giving me a semi.
>>727671714
Great idea, she's hot!
Hot Mama Claimed!
She can be whatever number she want's as long as she lets me lick her feet.
>>727671761
All Taigas are kinda mean, tbh, but it's okay because she a cute loli.
>>727672228
You didn't notify anyone? Or you tried but no one was around?
>>727672304
Not trying.
>>727672228
Damn shame, but it seems like there wasn't much you could do.
>>727672360
Who would have cared?
I've been in some shitty parts of towns, even entire countries in my missions work. I was volunteering once at a ghetto kid's daycare in Washington DC where there were clearly visible bullet and rock holes in the glass.
No, this part of town, you had left civilization about six blocks back.
Nothing a bunch of white kids could do about it.
>>727672304
>implying she cares about what number you give her
If you're lucky enough she will kick your dumb face.
>>727672260
I almost forgot about it.
>>727672610
Cute
>>727672304
april fools is not an excuse for heresy
>>727672610
That's why I'm here, to remind you about it.
>>727672228
Stay mad.
>>727672394
Gave up before she started? Story of her life, isn't it?
>>727672610
Mhm that would be so hot.
Anyone wanna ERP???
>>727672712
Relax.
They're just drawings, so why meme only one?
>>727672813
She trys.
>>727672732
I don't want your help.
>>727672813
We already ERPd twice today, don't you ever get bored of it?
>>727672904
She's about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit.
Git a better one.
>>727672967
We never did dominating and whipping though.
Please spank me, mistress!
>>727672967
>I don't want your help.
Are you sure?
Where's the angry Taiga? I'm still waiting to hear why she isn't a loli
>>727672675
*licks*
>>727671915
Steel still sells quite well. It's kinda ridiculous how fast you can get gold now. I had about two year break and before that I only managed to get about 20g. Now I got ~100g from just by doing some ranked spvp.
>>727673157
She is good to me. Thats all that matters.
>>727673376
Hello again. Where?
>>727672266
Define loli
>>727673201
>>727673201
>>727673201
>>727673201
>>727673201
>>727673201
>>727673492
hi
where do you want it?
>>727673635
are we japanese? invalid :o
>>727673650
My neck
>>727673723
Nigger, it's their word. Us being Japanese or not is irrelevant
It's like saying, because I'm not Australian, calling their indigenous people abo means nothing
>>727673776
only if I can bite it too
>>727673965
Not too hard?
>>727673898
Did you just use the n word -_-
>>727674192
Shut fuck nigger
>>727674192
Yeah, what's the big deal
Claim!
>>727673492
She's as useful as the first telephone, that's what she is.
>>727672589
Well my temple is in an area like that. Except around the temple they have to be calm.
>>727674499
>ghetto rats
>calm
kek
>>727672579
No, definitely not.
>>727672812
Can't really.
>>727674468
Cute.
>>727674473
I find what she can give me to be worth enough.
>>727674688
The ghetto just sucks in general, don't let it get ya too down. I'm glad I moved the hell out of the rathole near me.
>>727674709
She makes you feel better about by comparison, because at least you're not the most pathetic person in the world?
Joke's on you though, cause she ain't real, and claiming her just sets even you even lower.
>>727674709
Kirin is the cutest! Who is that anon?
>>727674291
Racists should be gassed -_-
>>727674011
maybe a bit hard or if you don't want teeth marks hickeys
>>727673157
That's so boring compared to same size vore ERP though.
>>727673198
Give me one reason not to be sure.
>>727671423
>walks around aimlessly
Gee I sure hope I'm safe here.
>>727673201
>>727673593
A Japanese slang word which represents a cultural version of a more youthful or childlike female appearance. For example, ages under 13 or 14 are called loli. Sometimes we can call a girl whose body that has not yet reached adulthood as a loli while disregarding her age as criteria.
ltiearlly stopped the definition where he was about to be wrong
>>727674688
She is an misfortunate person and she's only trying to do what she can to survive.
Please forgive her