Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727646541
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here
>claiming
Claimed!
Also, remember today is April Fool's, so be careful of what people say!
>>727656619
Not much, just playing Danganronpa, got it recently.
Yep, she's from Madoka Magica, you got that right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLvaPwoCU9M
Yayoi reclaimed.
>>727656410 (Tomo)
She's a special class destroyer :3
>>727656428
Wenn du jetzt noch errätst warum gerade sie bekommst du einen Keks.
>>727656456
You're just jealous of our love.
>>727656846
unblock me reeeeee
>>727656862
Apologize to Yayoi!
>>727656846
weil du hibiki nicht beschändeln willst?
weil sie aussieht wie renge?
sie ist das jüngste boot?
I claim Mio.
>>727656886
I'm sorry miss destroyer :(
>>727656829
Your waifu is cute
Dude heresy lmao
>>727656981
<3
>>727656838
Is it good so far? It was weird really early in the morning when I saw it a few days ago.
>>727656846
Is this a joke?
>>727656886
>not even going for Hibiki
Make it partway believable you damn Nazi
>>727656981
Shots fire
>>727657092
You just got pranked
Ya' fuckin' weeaboo
>>727657096
Seems pretty good so far, enjoying it and it has a nice OST.
Madoka is a pretty weird anime under a lot of aspects, but a pretty great one nonetheless.
>>727656814
i respect your claim
-taiga2
>>727656950
Nö, sorry, kein Keks.
>>727656962
What kind of destroyer?
>>727656994
This whole 'heresy' meme got pretty old, tbh.
Just claim and love life.
>>727657096
No, she really is a special class destroyer.
>>727657111
Hibi would have been too real for me to handle.
Nice trips btw.
>>727657288
How nice of you
-taiga0
>>727657273
Thats good. Yeah seems like it.
>>727657361
Uh ok.
>>727657361
"ein special class destroyer!"
>>727657096
So what did they do with the TOG?
>>727657225
Pranked by Kurumi, my dream
カラミチーマス
>>727657361
Sure thing, old gay German lolicon guy
>>727657426
Planning on doing anything?
Back from shower
Disappointing shower was disappointing...
What's everyone up to?
Top kek Taiga circlejerk while I'm gone, interesting.
>>727657446
Im sad. They just said fuck it everyone has one. Tier 6 games half of the teams are that tank which is funny but I just rolled around in my russian tank with the gun thats too big for it and tap these guys for over half their health in one shell. 20 second reload though.
>>727657609
More tanks after watching some youtube. I hope the headache goes away a bit.
>>727656829
I hate you
>>727656962
>>727657429
Und jetzt als ganzer Satz.
>>727657426
So what are you up to today?
>>727657588
You're bote a shit tbh fam smh.
Claim
>>727657714
I'm sorry miss special class destroyer...
>>727657446
Yeah, sure
>>727657671
World of Tanks?
Used to play until sometime ago, got bored of it.
> I hope the headache goes away a bit.
That would probably be nice for you.
>>727657781
Good boi.
Claimed
How are you wankers?
>>727657671
Did they do anything funny for this years Tonk April fools?
I remember they did some really silly shit back when I played.
>>727657878
Evening Seras
Not terrible, yourself?
>>727657878
Wanking as usual
>>727657714
Headache. Maybe tanks. You?
>>727657798
Yeah. I have played a lot of it. Probably just dreaming. Maybe I should get some headache meds.
>>727657987
They gave everyone TOGs. I just played some KV-2 games and deal full damage to them.
>>727657639
>>727657397
>>727657288
are there 3 taigas now? im confsued
>>727657609
>>727657759
>red hair gross
>>727657671
I knew it! So, are you gonna use today to EZ grind out elo (or whatever they use for ranking) by shitting on TOG's?
>>727657710
You too <3
>>727657792
>tfw Kurumi will never prank you
Feelsbadman
>>727657878
Going well! How about you, Police Girl?
>>727658054
No, only one!
Also hi characterfromtokyoghoul
>>727658054
No clue, I just got back.
The impersonation is real.
>pic related
>>727657987
Good, did some of the weed yesterday, and drank, do combine them too much its bad.
>>727658008
Ayy
>>727658085
Good now that I've survived the hangover
Gonna eat Pizza in a sec
>>727657582
See pic
>Seras
>>727658085
Well I already have one mark in my KV-2. Im at 74 percent so if I wanted a second one I would need to hit 85.
>>727657361
Thanks, I guess Yayoi is now mine :^)
Claiming best girl
>>727658291
Weed + Alcohol? Never really tried that, I always do Weed + Adderall :3
That's the best combo imo, you tried it?
>>727658344
How long would that take?
>>727658291
Heh, yeah. If you go overboard that combo can be unpleasant.
>>727658291
I know.
>>727658240
>>727658289
:thinking:
>>727658052
Butthurt. Maybe ships.
>>727658405
Back off, nignog, you didn't even roll.
>>727658052
>Maybe I should get some headache meds.
Well if it's too annoying, yeah you probably should.
Hope it goes away soonish.
>>727658764
I have a personality disorder so that could be confusing for you
>>727658869
>>727658869
It's okay, I don't want Yayoi anyway. Hibiki is much better
>>727659002
could you stop claiming my frigging waifu
>>727659030
>>727659030
>>727659030
Hibiki a overrated!
>>727658615
Depends. My damage potential is way higher in the rounds with lots of togs. If I do it right then it shouldnt be too hard to at least get that percent way up.
>>727658869
Why? World of Warships?
>>727658901
I got some. I wonder how long till it kicks in and I sleep again or something.
>>727659135
so what are you up to
>>727659135
Screen shotted
False believer
>>727659080
>>727659002
>>727659218
See i told you guys the impostor taiga is fucking trying to make me look bad. im not evil
>>727659155
Good luck!
>>727659155
Mmm, no idea, but maybe if you get some sleep it will go away.
That would be nice.
>>727659452
I'm not an impostor and no, I'm just grumpy because I haven't had my coffee yet
>>727659155
*licks cheek*
>>727659540
Thanks. You too with whatever.
>>727659556
Until then I guess Im posting and watching youtube.
>>727659714
Morning.
>>727659155
People disrespecting my life choices.
Yea, those boats. Fubuki class a best.
>>727659218
Prolly just play with my ships. How about you?
>>727659380
The bear sure is cute in pink.
>>727659401
Hush, that was private! Don't post private stuff...
>>727658052
>TOG
Sorry for super slow reply, Do I get to keep the TOG?
It's such a silly looking tonk, I want one!
>>727659843
Dont worry about it too much. I think that was a destroyer.
>>727659970
No. Its 17 bucks if you want it. I accidentally fucked the TOG in a VN once.
I hate all of you <3 <3 <3
>>727659990
You're right! She's such a lovely and honest girl, always doing her best... and actually now that I think about it:
Fubuki claimed!
>>727659768
not morning
>>727659843
Just hanging around on thread, watching the imposter, not very exciting really.
>>727660278
HAHA GET IT THAT WAS MY APRIL FOOLS PRANK
I LOVE ALL OF YOU
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>727660362
Uh. I dont know anything about them but ok.
>>727660383
Its 11am. Still morning here.
>>727658085
I never want to be your friend
>>727660473
lucky you I'd cuddle you until dawn on a weekend
>>727660643
Hello Rem, how are you? Still raping people's ears?
>>727660274
Not dropping $17 on a TOG, that's half a bottle of booze...
>fucked the TOG in a VN once
How do you accidentally fuck a TOG?
TOG THICC AF
>>727660278
>>727660470
I have a hard time believing it's actually you love anon...
I've never seen anything negative like that posted from you.
How's your day so far?
>>727660643
;~; it's just a prank bro
I love you miss Rem
>>727660741
it's me <3 I said I'd have something devious!
I'm okay, I slept something like 13 hours
how are you though?
>>727660437
You should just take his money and claim some other waifu. It's liberating.
>>727660473
Just know that she's a good girl.
>>727660738
I got a headache suddenly so I went to lay down. Other than that I'm fine. You?
>>727660744
<3
Forgiven.
>>727660692
Late where you live? Dawn is pretty early. I may pass out on you.
>>727660741
I dont have any moneys or I would get that thing. Talked to them a bit and helped them with a dish problem and then boom next scene fucked the TOG. I didnt even mean to but its ok because I did still get IS-2.
>>727660891
I dont know anything about boats really.
>>727660437
i havnt been posting expect in this thread, you're just trying to make me look bad ur fucking crazy
>>727661041
They swim on the water and are like super cute.
>>727660864
>it's me
Those words don't carry much weight around here today.
I remember you said so, you I'll take your word for it.
Weow you slept for long!
I guess I'm alright, about to cook some dinner.
>>727661149
Well I knew the first part. Not sure on the second.
>>727660944
what kind if headache? are you okay?
>>727661041
c u t e <3
>>727661173
I have my tripcode on, you can ask someone to verify, miss Taiga!
but how are you today?
>>727660891
Nah Taiga is just too comfy
>>727661134
Ah that sucks. I'm fine myself, just bored as usual.
>it's-a-me
>>727661041
almost 3, and I'd cuddle you from night till morning I don't mindif you pass out
>>727661340
Uh what?
>>727661491
it's true miss Tomoko <3
>>727661498
you especially! you're my favorite and I hate you a bunch <3
>>727661340
I'm unsure, but I should be fine.
>>727661490
Am? Going to get some sleep soon? Can I lay on my back?
>>727661498
Hello sono.
>>727661576
Tomoko is always cute.
>>727661576
I don't know why but I like when people hate me more than they love me
>>727661699
Good morning Tomoko~
>>727661834
How is your day shaping out.
>>727661579
okay good! that's good
>>727661699
agreed <3
>>727661777
>trips
then I'm gonna hate you with all my might, miss Sono <3
>>727661041
I remember when it got added, like 10 or so TOGs on every team.
It's rare to run out of ammo, but I did that a few times then...
>>727661340
Don't worry, I believe ya.
I'm alright, the entire Taiga squabble is getting taken to the next step, and I'm not even involved involved, so that's a thing I guess...
I could do a trip, but that would be admitting defeat.
>>727661498
Welcome back Sono.
You dared to clean it yet?
>>727661324
First of all, cuteness is subjective, and second of all ships are objectively cuter than tanks.
>>727661371
She's flat as a board and skinny, also hits people. How is she comfy?
>>727661134
This 'imposter' has the higher quality pics though.
That does reflect the level of work one is willing to invest for his waifu.
>>727661134
I'm sorry Taiga, I'm not trying to make you look bad! Honestly! I'm nice to everyone
>>727661925
Hello love anon
>>727661949
Hello lowtier Taiga
>>727661925
What about you? How have you been holding up?
>>727661949
Such a meme tank. The queens royal navy is really top tier with the TOG
>>727661962
I disagree.
what sex position would you and your waifu be in?
you all got the reverse magician card
>>727657759
Claimed -_-
>>727661699
p.m
yes you may
>>727661908
Pretty good~ My dumb family is trying to prank me. I'll get them.
>>727661925
Y-you know I wasn't kidding, right... I really would develop feelings for you if you do...
>>727661949
I cleaned it earlier! It looks beautiful!
>caffeine in my blood and i'm bouncing off the walls
gah...
>>727662103
>
>>727662064
I slept 13 hours, and I work up to both Taigas typing the same way and I can't tell them apart ;~;
but I'm gonna go find something fun to do today hopefully!
>>727662123
just kidding, you got upright star
>>727662199
miss Sono you're the worst <3
>>727661962
It's not the cups that count! It's the face and the character!
Dark Souls fire keeper
>>727662123
I dont know what that is but I have a 5 of diamonds.
>>727662191
Oh I was about to say. Ok good I wouldnt want to make you too uncomfortable.
>>727662199
Good luck with that and cute pic.
>>727662336
Doll is better.
>>727662185
-_-
>>727662099
You don't have to agree. I can't force you to be right.
Tanks are a meme though.
>>727662103
The lion king.
>>727662330
Her face is scary though, 2/10 would not sit on it.
>>727662099
On release, the KV-5 was a top tier meme too.
Everyone always shot the R2D2s, but that tank got sick back armor, so I just drove backwards.
The confusion that caused was priceless.
>>727662199
Awesome, don't drink more now, you've had plenty!
>>727662201
>can't tell them apart
I feel ya love anon, I have just made a point not replying to any Taigas.
So if the Taiga is replying to another Taiga, it's not me.
I believe the master plan has come together, he's now attacking himself as me.
>>727662466
>ribbet
>>727662466
get on discord -_-
>>727662201
Everyone in my state knows how to drive in a circle into someone else. I think I'll stay home.
>>727662383
upright star means u lucky
Back from pizza
ignore this guy and go to snap chaty .me
>>727662324
I love you...
>>727662383
Lol is that Tomoko??
>>727662526
Ima drink next week >_<
I hope I don't feel bad tmrw...
>>727662640
You had pizza for an hour?
>>727662475
I am right. Boats are a meme.
>>727662526
That thing is still bulletproof.
>>727662591
If I dont get dubs you lie.
>>727662711
Of course it is.
>>727662640
How was it?
>>727662475
You're not supposed to sit on it!!!
>>727662466
:o
>>727662201
No need to anyways
>>727662526
I'm still confused though ;~;
>>727662550
that sounds scary! stay safe
>>727662711
<3 <3 <3
>>727662751
That made me laugh too hard
>saved it
>>727662769
I'm going to make you have my babies now...
>>727662751
>Boats are a meme.
They have good lewds.
>>727661962
>>727662330
wait i actually love small chests, also her hair is perfect, also she is short which is comfy af, tall people are gross.
ignore this guy and go to snap chaty .me
-scurries through the thread, carrying a stack of Easter baskets stuffed with green plastic grass-
>>727662844
Glad you liked it. Im not sure what to do.
>>727662908
They do. Used them a few times myself.
>>727662756
ah! you are MeanTaiga are you not?
>>727662844
oh my miss Sono that's lewd!
>>727662984
hello hello miss Sonata!
>>727662992
>Used them a few times myself.
I did that aswell, more than a few times, probably.
>>727662526
Are you a frog again?
>>727662530
Ok -_-
>>727662756
o:
>>727662751
Your waifu is literally a meme. It's fun to see her fail because she is the personification of a stereotype.
>>727662756
Comfy things are for sitting.
If I cant sit on her, then she's not comfy.
q.e.d.
>>727662910
>manlet detect
Don't feel bad, little ne. You'll find a gnome to love you.
>>727662640
So what about that discord screenshot?
>>727662769
Hence why I stay home
>>727662992
I was t-thinking about you while I was in the s-shower...
I'm very sorry...
>>727663032
Yeah you're right, but its not everyday I have romantic feelings for someone...
>>727662640
Welcome back, good pizza?
Do you know if there are more dubbed Starwars movies we can watch?
>>727662751
kek, sadly that's pretty much the only thing that tank got going for it though.
>>727662769
>still confused
I get that, I am too.
I'll think of something to stand out until this blows over.
>>727663072
No! Didn't I say I wasn't a frog? -_-
>>727663032
-squeaks and looks over his shoulder nervously before creeping into a seldom opened door in the thread. Once inside he wanders down the isle of multicolored easter bunnies who are hard at work laying rabbit eggs in the baskets. This is the most important time of year and it's soon time!-
>>727663323
Excuse me but what happening to your cat?
I really hate vacuuming
>>727663496
woof woof woof woof!
>>727663139
that does sound safer, yes <3
>>727663294
unless it's mister Duke!
>>727663319
no, don't worry about it <3I'll just accept living with confusion!
>>727663323
that's not where eggs come from, silly!
>>727663496
hello hello mister Duke <3
>>727663032
Nono, I am NiceTaiga! Please don't mix us up! How have you been?
>>727663072
T:omo:
>>727663130
You can sit on her lap
>>727663319
Why would you want this to end ;_;
>>727663461
v.v -looks sad, kitty went to her new home on Thursday-
>>727663553
0.0 -shakes head 'yes'. Is where EASTER eggs come from! How else would they get so colorful? Sets a basket under each multicolored easter bunny and listens to them make chicken noises-
>>727662740
I had some social stuff too.
>>727662756
Good, fake taiga
>>727663496
Ey mate
>>727663553
y-yes but i'm kind of a masochist
sometimes i'll get someone to hate me just so they can treat me badly for years
>>727663587
i did something lewd though...
but it felt "right" so.. yeah..
i'm very sorry..i did it twice too
>>727663646
>barks at the vacuum
>>727663587
Kashima, probably.
I know all of the names since I played the game for almost 3 years before stopping.
>>727663790
Oh wow I'm sorry to hear that. Why did you have to let her go?
>>727663792
Sounds lewd~
>>727663587
>besides Hamakaze
that reminds me! where did miss Hama end up going? ;~;
>>727663646
hello hello! how are you today?
>>727663790
okay! that's good enough evidence for me!
>>727663817
that sounds unhealthy ;~; you need someone to treat you nicely and make you smile as well!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnLwyigLa4E
>>727663792
Good evenings Seras
>>727663817
Oh. Heh
Mash KILL THE LIGHT
>>727663916
Tired, but that's nothing really new
>>727663817
So? Youre allowed to do that. Who hasnt thought of someone while doing that before?
>>727663819
Thats the one. I dont know many of their names.
>>727663916
I dont know.
>>727663916
I do smile!
I don't know what wrong with me sometimes.
You make me smile too...
>>727663920
I'm your dog from now on.
>>727663886
You know it
>>727663920
How are you? What are you doing? Wanna do Roblox ERP
>>727664077
But I don't like dogs
>>727664094
I'm tired, much as always. Currently just sitting here typing away in waifu
Fun fact: ROBLOX you can report people for dating
>>727664054
b-but now i want to do it to you for real...
>>727663319
So what are you then -_-
>>727663554
Taiga:
>>727664094
Did you into lewd with them?
>>727664163
Why not? They woof at you and want cuddles!
>>727663886
v.v -was 4 kitties in the house already. Is just too many-
>>727663916
\^_^/ -takes your name off the list of easter bunny agitators and calls off the plan to coat your furniture in cadbury chocolate-
>>727663974
that's okay <3 get your rest when you can!
>>727664054
all our old friends left ;~;
>>727664077
>I'm your dog from now on.
ah! they make special things for that fetish, miss Sono!
>>727664271
I prefer cats. Not as needy as a dog, and will be happy enough if you give them affection when you want to
>>727664317
No rest shall be had. I have a lot of nothing to do
>>727664163
Like the usual.
I'll be gone watching this
https://www.rabb.it/r/blpz2j
>>727664453
Okay, see ya later
>>727664310
A-ah I see. Do you know a lot about cats? I want to buy a British Blue for my mother.
>>727664317
I was only kidding! I want to be yours now...
>>727664422
As a cat I'm going to throw up hairballs all over your house~
>>727664561
That's never been a problem with the cats I've had. Instead she just eats too much and throws up
>>727664210
Well if you had those thoughts then yeah thats what you can figure from it.
>>727664317
Happens.
>>727664561
-knows they're soft, adorable, playful, sharp, aloof, and loyal to a fault so long as you don't do mean things to them-
there are 4 taigas now im fucking done with this thread short your shit out /waifu/
>>727664422
restful or restless nothing, though?
>>727664561
<3
>>727664678
at least you're still here, and mister Duke, and a few others <3
Slow replies, sorry. Watching a terrible movie.
>>727663553
Names and faces aren't that important, we should be able to get by without them.
Thanks for understanding.
>>727663587
>reee
Teamkilling is the worst in that game...
Always expect the worst, and never trust your team and you won't be disappointed.
>>727664222
>many 2s!
I'm me.
Why did you leave us?! We miss you.
>>727664824
Restless. Nothign is ever restful
>>727664824
Yeah thats good.
>>727664834
These guys cant aim is all.
>>727664651
Give me something to eat so that I can throw it up on your bed.
>>727664678
I'm going in raw...
>>727664720
My mom is pretty mean to animals...
>>727664824
You're killing me, why did you have to go and do that...
Now I'm going to develop an unhealthy obsession and go full yandere
>>727662383
too? you don't even get close to making me feel that way
Someone get the new thread ready!
I'm going to spam Sonokawa!
>>727664978
That is lewd.
>>727665002
I meant the way you want to lay.
>>727664978
No. I don't want Mokarin cat to barf on my bed