Can we get a feels thread? I'm feeling kinda down.. &g

kys slut bitch

>>727646275

why are you so depressed?

>>727646275

where you from op?

you want me sperm?

>>727646364
dont b rude

>>727646388
>>727646406
you know the rules

tits or gtfo please and thank you <3

>>727646275

you want to play csgo?

>>727646275

can i see you eyes pls, I bet they look pretty lol

ITT: beta cringe faggotry

>>727646275

spread ass for me

you will die alone and unfulfilled, you will never get enough attention to fill the void in your heart, and your entire life will be suffering

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sure I'll bite

>23
>virgin
>/b/tard lol
>watch anime
>socially awkward
>get nervous around blacks
>im socially liberal
>love stranger things on netflix (my fav oooo)
>love blondes mmmmm

would love to chat with you, I know you said no skype but I gotta drop it in case you want to get to know more sweets

>Citals (skype duhh lol)

>>727646275

you do cam shows?

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hey op im in a samiliar position in lyfe

>25
>not virgin (only make sex with 1 person)
>I make pixel games
>love bike riding in snow
>love going to art exhib
>when i feel alone I cry
>never had real gf
>the person I lose virginity to was MtF

anywys I add you to steam hope we can /b/ friends

attention whore detected
show tits or gtfo

>>727646937
>>727647214

wtf is this?

>>727646275

slit your throat on live stream

bleed out like the little cock pig you are

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I like your silky white skin

>20
>virgin also
>play vidya
>mostly cs:go
>gamble like crazy

if you play your cards right I might get you something special for your inventory ;)

I added you btw

>>727646275

fuckin cunt

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>727646275
Everyone in this thread is too retarded to realize the gift of being able to talk to an actual female on b of all fucking places
kys faggots, just talk to her, thats all she wanted

>>727647214
fucking kek take away the hobbies and you described my life

>>727646275
do you have discord?

>>727646275
>>play video games all day
and yet steam account have like only 1 game with 40hrs played? gtfo

>>727648223
>what is Xbone?

>>727648350
console pleb

>>727648223
op is a faggot who posted steam to get games by nicefags.
pic is fake, was sent over a messenger +way too low quality for any phone of the 21 century.

>>727646275
Eh, if you're in the states I could help you out. I make 6 figures. I like fucked up, sickly skinny girls with daddy issues. We would be on the same page.

>>727646275
>likes attention from a bunch of fucking bluepilled losers who never have and never will wet any vaginas

>>727648558

wtf is even your problem?

What state do you live in?

OP is the perfect April fools joke

>>727648558
At whom are you really mad at? At her or yourself?

hey dumbasses, search the archive for 'her' profile link and you can see that 'she' posts a lot of threads just like this one all the time

>>727647452
stop

>>727646275
Edit your Steam profile if you want friends.

>>727648689
His parents never hugged him.

>>727648762
link to the archive?

>>727647452

ugh

>>727648897
https://archived.moe/b/
https://thebarchive.com/b/

>>727648993
thanks

I'll be your friend

>>727646275
Sure bro, what games do you have?

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>>727646275
>This user has also played as ... #hewillnotdivide us

What a cuck

shit its like your me, except I'm a boy and sickly fat, currently on college but basically don't ever talk to anyone or go outside, just classes, and i basically live at my ckmputer or in bed

>>727646275
Tits or gtfo

copy paste
GYM 3-4 TIMES PER WEEK. MONDAY CHEST + TRICEPS , WEDNSEDAY BACK+BICEPS, FRIDAY SHOULDERS + ABS, SATURDAY LEGS DAY. ALSO DO CARDIO WHENEVER YOU CAN. STAY HYDRATED.
BUY A JUICER (NOT BLENDER) AND MIX MANY VEGETABLES ONLY, NOT FRUITS, AND JUICE VEGGIES, EVERY DAY 40 MINUTES OR SO BEFORE A MEAL, ONE TIME PER DAY MINIMUM, DAILY! REGARDING FRUITS, EAT THEM AS WHOLE. DAILY, VARIOUS.
OMEGA 3, FISH OILS!! GET THEM, NOW!
MEDITATION! FUCKING DO IT! LEARN TO MEDITATE. I REPEAT, THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE. DAILY!
VITAMIN D, BUT WITHOUT ENOUGH MAGNESIUM IN YOUR BODY YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE VITAMIN D YOU WANT BECAUSE IT WON'T HELP SO REMEMBER.
STOP TAKING ANTIDEPRESSANTS, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE HEALTHY, TRY RHODIOLA ROSEA (SORALAY BRAND) 1 PER DAY EMPTY STOMACH, ADAPTOGEN HERB.
STOP TRIPPING ON ACID THAT OFTEN. IT IS KNOWN THAT IT CAN CAUSE DEPRESSION AS WELL, SO STOP TREATING YOUR BURNS WITH FIRE.
YOU WILL STILL BE DEPRESSED BECAUSE YOU WON'T FOLLOW MY ADVICES. ALL OF THEM.
INCLUDING, SOCIALIZING ON A DAILY BASIS, AND NOT ON FUCKING REDDIT.
GET A GIRLFRIEND, ONE THAT IS ALSO A GIRL AND A FRIEND TO YOU AND NOT JUST A SLUT THAT WANTS TO BE PUT ON A PEDESTAL.
FUCK YOU BECAUSE YOU WON'T DO ALL THESE AND I WROTE THIS SHIT FOR NOTHING. PROVE ME WRONG!

torrent Real Happiness ebook
it was really helpful for learning how to meditate

If you want to get better you have to work on yourself.
It's your choice

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>>727646937
>>727647214
>>727647452

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>>727647452
>>727647214
>>727646937
what in the fuck. And people say /b isn't degenerating

>>727649007

>>727646937
>>727647214
>>727647452
All these faggots...Go outside and meet a girl face to face you pussies

>>727646275
post your tits. you'll feel better about yourself

>>727646275
B8

>>727646275
What games do you play outside of steam?

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>Be me
>Mexican
>living in Mexico
>wasn't deported as you think
>22 yo
>15$ per day
>not virgin
>Kissless
>lose weight when i get a chick
>gain weight when i lose it.
>Depression
>Brown skin
>Fucking suck in all videogame
>Very good writing screenplays and shit stories
>Fucking hate my face
>idk why the people say that i'm not ugly, just a pain in the ass sometimes
>I never take pictures to myself
>Probably going to be an hero in 10 years or more

>>727650562
/thread