Waifu thread
Previous: >>727612449
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: We will retake Jerusalem!
DEUS VULT
>>727619562
Ah, hopefully you get that soon then.
Why are cat girls so cute.
Claiming best girl
>>727619976
Any where from 1-6weeks depending on the office
Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun;
Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,
At 'em boys, Give 'er the gun!
Some bwoy a talk bout dem nuh fraid a nuh man with no gun
Until it pop off you nuh even see weh dem turn
A use excuse bout dem a run go fi gun
But when we fi see dem under dem bed dem lie down
I tell ya
rifk drink drink drink
anyone here I love?
>>727620008
Because every man loves some good pussy
>>727620136
There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack.
>>727620314
No, fuck off.
>>727620258
Things I won't achieve.
>>727620314
Loved maiden when I was a kid.
>>727620380
Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheelblocks there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before it's too late.
>>727620423
rory no.
>>727620391
Well yeah catgirls dont actually exist
>>727620125
Do you have something going until then?
>>727620503
Got an interview tomorrow for a general labor job
>>727620457
I meant people too.
somewhat here. Also playing Overwatch with my brother and trying not to fall asleep. Will be here if anyone has any geology related questions (which I'm sure you fuckin don't because honestly who would)
>>727620444
Alright. Ill stop.
>need some info on why though, if you can
>>727620630
I probably get you laid tbh
>>727620668
Because, I'm not a huge fan of maiden.
Alright time to sleep
>goodnight all
>>727620682
How so?
>>727620545
>>727620735
Good luck. goodnight Tali.
>>727620719
Well, fair enough.
>>727620640
RIFK EXPLAIN THE ORDOVICIAN PERIOD. FAST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g
Welp, i'm heading to sleep. Enjoy your night/day everyone~. Goodnight.
Put your hand down, boy
Welcome to my zoo
Put your head inside
My big black wild while
I can still help you
See the snake-baboon
Funky, chic and smooth
Honey can you spy
The divine ape-swine
'Cause he can see you
Why do i feel so alone.
You are my reason to stay
Even if daylight’s a lifetime away
May the kings and the queens of the dawn
Remember my name
As dark as the fallen star
My song for the children unforgiven
>>727621628
Came here to say good night~
>>727621683
hi
>>727621872
Hi mio.
>>727621816
I'm a man, I'm a twisted fool
My hands are twisted too
Five fingers to black hooves
I'm a man, don't spin me a lie
Got toes and I can smile
I'm crooked but upright
>>727620937
bunch of life showed up because volcanoes started spewing a bunch of shit into the ocean, warming the planet and ejecting a bunch of nutrient rich stuff into the ocean, which allowed for a lot of life to grow in ways it was previously unable to.
>>727621982
We are cruising above the horizon
Neve knowing if we will return
In a moment we'll loose the destruction
And we'll justify all that we burn
>>727622423
Gone inside of the wild zabajaba
All the mad and the sad gonna have at ya
Sour plants, hungry fangs, jabazaba
Tangled mass in the vast zabajaba
Morning everyone.
>>727621872
How are you.
>>727622583
At least change bands. My god.
On an early summer morning, July '69
As I dream of the planets
I hear a voice softly whisper: 'son, it is time
It's happening soon'
It's a quarter to four now and he carries me down
To our place by the telly
I see lights on in houses all over town
For the man on the Moon
>>727622019
THAT WAS NOT QUICK.
ANYONE HERE I LOVE?
>>727622840
I am an Antichrist
I am an anarchist
I don't know what I want
But I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passerby cos
I wanna be anarchy
No dog's body!
>>727623288
I've been waiting a long time
For this moment to come
I'm destined
For anything, at all
Downtown lights will be shining
On me like a new diamond
Ring out under the midnight hour
Oh, no one can touch me now
And I can't turn my back
It's too late ready or not at all
Want to ERP?
I'm too drunk to care. I'm sorry for any pain I cause.
>>727624031
No.
>>727624055
Hi Tomo, what have you had to drink tonight?
>>727624201
Whisky and vodka. I'm fucked up ask me anything.
>>727624314
how are you doing?
>>727624314
Hmm, can't think of something too interesting to ask right now.
What did you mix your vodka with?
Good morning.
>>727624512
I'm boring. I'm way way drunk right now. Honest answers if you ask a question. >>727624546
I drank it straight it burns.
Joan of Arc is my waifu
>>727624737
favorite song?
>>727624707
Morning Mei
>>727624737
I like straight Vodka if I have ice, I think it's better with some kind of fruit juice though
>>727625109
Hows it goin'?
>>727625108
I don't have one. Music is too perfect to pick one that rains above the rest. >>727625109
I have whisky with ice. 8' very smashed right now.
Kaname chidori
Src: full metal panic!
https://discord.gg/h5pBH
cirmos discord raid rn
>>727625441
nypa
>>727625441
There's still a discord?
>>727625201
Just woke up from terrible sleep, feels like I got hit by a bus both mentally and physically.
Having some coffee, hoping it will remedy it a bit.
>>727625227
As long as you don't get sick, it's all good.
What's your favorite Tank?
>>727625604
its for shits and giggles
this is why you guys sucj
>>727625693
Ah jeez, that sucks. I usually drink tea if I feel like hell, peppermint is great. ^^
>>727625658
There are like fifty discords tbh.
>>727625693
The IS-2. I love that tank. It's a weirdo like me.
>>727625703
You've given no reason to raid this place.
What lulz are to be had?
Does this person deserve it?
How should we raid?
ohay guise lets go 2 dis playc and just b lyk 4chans kek kek kek kek
>>727625799
the reason is for shits and giggles, you Berk.
Also Cirno has mild autism.
>>727625799
I deserve to be alone. I hate myself
>>727625754
Discord is the inferior platform anyway.
>>727624737
What's your name?
>>727625910
Well, we could raid any place for shits and giggles.
But WHY this place? Seems kind of personal, and I don't feel like helping a sperg. This is all my own opinion.
You seem like a bad troll, anyway and this 'raid' would consist of or devolve into petty insults and spamming.
>>727625960
Heard that.
>>727626143
Real number!?i shouldn't share that.
Kek @ LoLs april fools. Its pretty damn good.
>>727626332
This, tbh.
If I had a reason to I'd flood it with bananas.
But I don't, so I won't.
>>727626332
not really personal. Even the chat members where spamming
Just a prank for today.
>>727626332
Yeah, don't help Fland with his stupid personal vendetta, he's autistic.
>>727625729
Peppermint tea is good, got a bunch of different teas, but not that.
I should really buy some.
>>727625782
IS-2 Isn't too weird, it's like T-34/85's big brother.
Now if you said the KV-5, that's a strange one...
T-54 forever best tonk!
>>727626332
>raid any place for shits and giggles
Sounds like something my 14 year old cousin would say.
No thanks.
>>727625960
You shouldn't, you're not too bad.
>>727626454
Spamming isn't a prank. It's obnoxious and serves very little purpose.
Blatant trolls can be ignored and banned. Woohoo!
Come up with something clever and decent, and I'll join you.
>>727626510
In pretty bad. Depressed horrible lonely. I'm shit.
>>727626510
I love buying tea, I usually go into this shop run by this nice old Japanese lady, the stuff I get from her is great, she grows it herself.
>>727626362
Yeah silly~ First name only, of course. That's not too personal.
>>727626520
The mods literally haven't banned anyone besides just me
You're overanalyzing this.
>>727626619
There's nothing to analyze. No structure, no point.
I have my own places to 'troll' if I feel like it, and I'm already here.
>>727626598
Its personal. I'm a bad person.
>>727626674
Wow, you're a salty cunt tbh.
The whole point of it is for shits and giggles.
>le edgy anonimoose gr8r gud meme
Faggot
>>727626796
NYPA cunt.
>>727626796
You ruined /waifu/.
>>727626568
That's more common than you'd think.
You can get better, you're still young.
>>727626572
Jelly, haven't found a shop like that around here.
There's one halfway decent one here, but yours sound so much better!
>>727626619
>banned anyone besides just me
I wonder why.
I don't think anyone are interested in avenging you, sorry.
>>727626796
>Assuming hard
Don't get buttmad because someone thinks your idea is stupid.
I'm just disinterested, is all.
>>727626698
Oh boo~ ah well, worth a shot~
>>727619931
Mizore is sacred land
>>727626917
no ERPing faggots like last Summer's fags did.
>>727626943
-tips fedora-
Well said, milady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujBjn1qeCLs
>>727626927
I'm still shit. >>727626955
I'm sorry I waste your time.
>>727626927
I love it, and she's super sweet too, loves to get to know her customers and even takes requests to make the leaves taste better.
>>727627073
Your life is shit because you think it's shit.
Jack off and forget about being a faggot for a while.
Works for me.
>>727627073
Could you at least say if your name is common or not?
>>727627105
That sounds awesome. I guess the lady at my store is alright, but she doesn't grow any herself.
>>727627073
Chances taken are not a waste of time friend.
>>727627132
Solid advice.
Hello Tomoko, and anyone else who's name I'm forgetting. Sorry if I forgot any people I know, or missed you. I'm drunk and could use people to talk to. This is Muse or MusicAnon or Muse.
>>727627250
Shame, home grown is the best kind, I want to start a tea garden, but I don't know how well I could do it in this tiny apartment.
>>727627016
No, people like you did.
Nobody cares about ERP.
>>727627338
Evening Muse, shouldn't be too much trouble to find people here to talk to.
>>727627393
>tiny apartment
I have the same problem sadly.
I do have a balcony but it can get rather cold.
>>727627434
Dude how new are you?
>>727627459
Ah, its usually warm around here, but sometimes it gets a little cold. I don't have a balcony, but I do have some nice windows. Arizona is nice in the winter.
>>727627132
I'm st a friends a can't beat it. >>727627250
It is not common. >>727627261
I'm a waste to everyone. It's obvious.
>>727627564
I have been here since the literal beginning.
Waifuless fags like you ruined this community.
ERP existed, but literally nobody cared about it.
>>727627744
Velvet from RWBY, now that is a PREMIUM grade waifu
>>727627697
Well if you continue to think like that, then you'll never be happy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXG3dgsPyTY
Fucking Throbbing Gristle. Industrial. Sexual. Funky. Listen to it.
My cousin Jason, I wish he were here more. My music sucks.
Fuck gas stations. Anyways...
>>727627459
Who are you again? Sorry I don't remember?
>>727628017
Ok let's just change my feelings so easy.
>>727627958
Of course she is, Generic obsessive harem character #43.
Honestly, there's a lot of shit waifu's that litter this thread.
Weak, pathetic, kawaii. Chosen for their bubbly personality or simply looks.
Most of them are pretty one-dimensional and don't offer much.
>>727627958
Fuck off mizore go erp with hanako
the anon you stole from me
>>727628158
Why you little
>>727628316
fite me
>>727628057
Don't worry about it, I'm Taiga.
How's it going?
>>727627697
It's hard and painful, but with time and effort, it's not impossible to change how one feels.
>>727628187
>Chosen for their bubbly personality
What's wrong with that?
Please, enlighten, what's a good waifu?
>>727628330
You can't really fault me because it's true.
>>727628330
Post bottle in butt
>>727628092
Easier than you think. For starters start listening to the people around you, there are clearly people who like you yet you continue to ignore that and decide how they feel about you yourself. Work on that first.
>>727628187
Maybe that's all I need. I don't want to be alone anymore. >>727628379
I'll wait to gain confidence I don't have. I'm a loser.
>>727628382
Oh im sorry can your waifu use LITERAL FUCKING MAGIC?
>>727628432
All the people like that are online and want me to be a trap.
>>727628382
Yuki-onna> generic bunny girl
>>727628462
No, but she has a Mimicry semblance as well as a Hard-light projector, as well as being a Second year student at a combat school.
>>727628379
Frustrated, music, what a fucking incompetent I am. I am sorry. I should be I should be able to make you songs, but I'm singing Saturnz Barz by Gorillaz instead. I should kill myself.
>>727628462
Make the beer bottle disappear inside your butt
>>727628560
And what happens when all the tech is taken away? Oh that's right, your "all mighty" waifu becomes nothing more than a submisive bunny girl
>>727628560
she can only use her semblance if she can take a PICTURE of the user, and last time I checked it has to be the real user, so no ice clones, checkmate
>>727628513
So, there's nobody irl that likes you then? That's a pretty shitty thing to think about your friends, you know.
>>727628589
If you think im gonna take that bait you are even dumber than he is.
>>727628724
They like me in a normal person way I can't achieve. I'm shit I know that well >>727628769
Morning
>>727628444
>3 numbers!
Waiting for confidence might leave you waiting for long time.
Try taking small steps doing things you're not comfortable with.
>>727628572
You shouldn't worry too much about that, I'm incompetent too, and I can't for the life of me make any kind of listenable music.
Your music links and suggestions are great.
>>727628845
Normal people are boring. Try not to be so afraid of being yourself.
>>727628845
Ehh not really. I've been awake all night. My sleep times got totally screwed yesterday, unfortunately.
>>727628777
Please post it
>>727628643
>>727628715
I don't take comments from Waifuless faggots.
>>727628993
Then why do you listen to those voices inside your head?
>>727628379
Chosen because you fantasize of them being in your life. Soeone to rescue you.
It's a lie you tell yourself.
>Oh, this waifu would be so nice to have a friend/lover
A good waifu is your opinion. For me, personally, someone you could see yourself being.
Something real, that isn't far removed from reality.
>>727628444
Well, that sucks for you, trips. Won't find anything in these threads but falsehood and delusions.
>>727628984
fuck off, your waifu is garbage
>>727628928
I'm shit. I can't be me. I'm a waste. >>727628953
I haven't slept well either. I want cuddles.
>>727629087
Thats all my life anyways.
>>727629094
Nou bby
>>727629096
Become something you can be proud of! You are an agent of change!
>>727628928
Everyone has something special hat's important they do except me though. It's like I had brain trauma when I was young except I have no excuse. The ground looks good from a second story bathroom.
Fuck me I'm sorry I don't want to be downer. Check out "Rest of the day" by Bedhead. Real musicians unlike me...
http://www.verexif.com/en/quitar.php
>>727629211
you call that a waifu, come with me, and let me show you a world of waifus that dont look like dudes.
>>727629306
https://youtu.be/bFK1wKyuI_8
>>727628845
Well, I'm not sure what else to say, i don't know you or your situation well enough to provide better advice. I guess I'll leave you with this, acknowledge what you don't like about yourself, then work on changing it for the better. "Work" being the key word, you have to actually put real effort into it. It won't be easy, but it's better than just sitting about feeling sorry for yourself. Anyways, I'm gonna get to bed now, night~
>>727629087
>someone you could see yourself being
Don't get me wrong, I have some kind of idea what person I want to be.
Picking something so real out of an anime would be downright retarded.
>>727629306
I still haven't found my "something special", all you can do is just continue looking.
>second story bathroom
You want to cripple yourself?
Don't worry about that, everyone has their days they need to vent.
>>727629096
>reeee
Stop talking like that about yourself, you're likeable, you'll be able to find your place if you just keep trying.
>>727629329
wait a minute... now that i look at your waifu xe totally looks like xe could be a dude
>>727629669
>xe
>>727619931
who's this?
>>727629830
Agrias from Final Fantasy Tactics
>>727629768
yea?
>>727629329
But you like dudes
>>727629668
A headfirst dive is death to be clear.
I'm not like that. My venting is something alien, or foreign. A stupid experience, my mind is a stupid mind, and I deserve annhilation.
My body shivers and alcohol and I can't even think, what a dumb person I am.
I should run about somewhere hidden in the city. I get into them, they'll be better when I'm not around.
https://youtu.be/OLbhp2YN3m0
claimed
>>727629903
Are you lost my tiny friend?
>>727629870
that's who I thought it was
>>727629996
hi lucca
>>727630026
what? of course not. havent you seen me?
>>727629994
>compares other waifus that look like dudes
>post image
>trap.jpg
Your waifu has the worst parts of a dude, and the worst parts of a chick, all rolled up by a homeless man having a seizure into one flat chested mess.
>>727630137
Seriously, it's like the reverse futa. Terrible.
>>727630132
Hai Squidpoke!
>>727630137
>>727630174
lol what is going on here
Such inferior specimens.
>>727630209
nice pet name! but in case nobody told you, most people call me sci. so do you have your comprehensive list ready?
>>727629996
>My venting is something alien, or foreign. A stupid experience
I don't get it, elaborate.
Keep the music coming, I like it.
>>727630238
Just explaining to this faggot, that his flat chested, pussy having waifu will be always inferior to my tits having, futamorphing waifu.
>>727630412
i guess that could be a plus... i mean you have more options at least %)
>>727630412
Flat is justice.
To quote some picture i don't have,
Large breasts fill your hands, small breasts fill your heart.
>>727630677
A great package can only shine bright when it has the proper shell to fill it out.
>>727630325
ive been scared to talk to you because I haven't been on for a long time and you might get mad
>>727630836
HOW DARE YOU GET OUT NOW
>>727630763
Breasts are for chickens.
Flat is justice
Smaller the tiddies, the closer you are to their heart
>>727630836
Welcome back, Yuri.
>>727630910
Flat is for your waifu, hills are for women.
>>727630358
It's hard to explain, but the people I looked down on in high school, it was a silly thing to do. In reality, they've been grappling with questions of life I think, and I feel like I'm escaping. My experience through music, or politics, or philosophy, is indirect and excuse for why I can't feel the real fundamental crack in the psychosis of life. I can't be mentally ill, so I'm ill. Actions I take aren't weighed subconsciously with the experience of life, so I falter. Slipping into hikikkomori to be unimportant to the generations that precede me, everything is already discovered. So, I feel/fell like I should disappear into nothing for the future of the world.
I feel so insignificant and stupid, Inn sorry my explanation isn't helpful. I just want to end it because there are so many people who are doing so much.
https://youtu.be/fGWKJtQgQEQ
>>727630836
huh? on what? why would i be mad at you? im not mad yuri
>>727630325
Comprehensive list?
>>727630836
oh whoops i misread your post. in that case yes im super mad %))))) haha no im not at all. im just really happy to see you again.
>>727631109
comprehensive list of your top jams!
Morning, again.
>>727631329
Hello Saya!