Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: We will retake Jerusalem
Claimed.
>>727611850
I'd imagine so, I have no idea how long I'll stay here. I guess until my brain figures out how to overpower these latest anti depressants and I get hit hard by depression again, in which case I might disappear for a week - month until I get new meds, but it might be a long time until that happens...
>>727612036
Hey, I took your advice on the sunflower seeds, good choice, I have to say I'm glad you gave it
Still here
Winning Girl claimed!
>>727612493
...So close
Claiming best girl
Still here. Ask me anything.
Forgot previous. Again. >>727597936
>>727612496
Glad you like it.
>>727612496
Well stay as long as you like! I always love meeting new people here
I'm on a bus.
It's full of 5-year-olds.
They're all so loud I can hear them through headphones.
Someone please fucking hold me or I'll go Satan on their asses.
Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun;
>>727612703
I didn't know you were in kindergarten :o
Still have yet to meet someone who even recognizes who this is. (feels good, man)
Any of you niggas see this tonight?
>>727612703
They're just five, cut them some slack.
You were probably just as terrible then, as well.
Aside from that, why are you on a bus filled with them?
>>727612869
>current year
>2017
>year of our lord
>this year
>any year
>being proud of obscurity
>>727612869
why does she wear the bottlecap? :o
>>727611824
Ahh, there;s never much to do in hotels. It's been a bit of a pain, i somehow lost my favorite knife during the move.
>>727611850
That's cool. Where are you interning?
>>727612703
I'll hold you~
>>727612905
Nah theater is too small.
>>727612869
Yagyu from Senran Kagura.
>>727612869
Yagyuu from Senran Kagura.
Hello everyone, sorry about last thread, i dozed off a bit
>juvia claimed
>>727612974
>wanting to meet someone else who has the same waifu
no thanks m8, I'm good with obscurity.
>>727612988
It's actually a Katana's handguard. reference to ancient Samurai Yagyuu Jubei. also because her sister died.
>>727613145
>>727613178
stop ruining my obscurity ;_;
>>727613260
She does have nice boobs
>>727613260
rest in peace
there's a million waifus with eyepatches though
you should get a really rare waifu :o
>>727613260
Ah, obscurity ain't a bad thing, but it ain't really a bonus, either.
>>727612792
Nice one.
>>727612974
I know, but Jesus tap dancing Christ, they're in public transport after all, and the "teachers" that are with them are doing literally nothing to calm them or anything. It can be a pain.
I made a grave mistake and took a bus to meet my gf. Too bad I didn't notice all the kids until I bought my ticket...
Also I have to stand for probably the next hour because these little..... Took nearly all seats.
>>727612993
You're always there when I need you the most, thank you~
How's your night?
>>727612905
I did. It was good. I only had a few complaints, plus I got to sit in an empty theater with my friend and talk as loud as I felt
>>727612554
Yeah, except I'm gonna have to stock up on more tea/coffee as well to accomodate these seeds, but more tea/coffee is never a bad thing :^)
>>727612562
I'll stay here for as long as I can :P
Sure as hell beats paying attention in school
>>727612993
Favorite knife? Which knife? Pic related is my favorite one I own
>>727613372
eyepatches are cool tho
>>727613370
yeh
>>727613483
you are correct. I have about 300 images of her, and that's about the upper limit of non-shit images that exist of her.
>>727613260
Why is she your waifu?
>>727613211
Welcome back
>>727613519
clip your nails -_-
>>727613550
are you new claimer? you seem familiar :o
>>727613490
you're nice
>>727613490
One time I took a bus to go jam with some mates and I get sat next to me and told me how he fucked my mother with an oyster for a solid forty minutes.
I feel your pain. I enjoy standing on buses, though.
>>727613550
>300
More than I have of mine.
>>727613718
I knew someone would say that! If the filename didn't make it obvious, that image is months old, my nails have been clipped multiple times since then :3
claimuuuu
>>727613772
>>727613490
meant 'a guy' not 'I get', sorry
>Winner
>>727613511
Kuze/puppet was a fucking edgelord.
Scarjo was fucking hot. Batou was well done.
Didn't like: too many city overheads MUH LOWERMYBILLS.COM dancing holograms. Mom/Motoko scene was too oracle/Neo.
>>727613624
because in the first game her character has a similar personality and similar feelings to how I felt at the time of playing the game, and so I grew attached to the character for those reasons.
>>727613718
I shitpost here occasionally.
>>727613519
>image
>nails
>
>>727613859
Did you ever end up playing any VNs? Assuming you're the same poster i'm thinking of.
>>727613863
I'm getting bullied so hard ._.
See
>>727613799
>>727612993
My local county IT department
>>727613519
Exactly! I'd be lying if I said I didn't post in the middle of class sometimes
>>727613942
Remember, folks, clip your goddamn nails.
It makes everything so much easier.
At the very least, keep them at a decent short length.
>I'm judging you, unfamiliar person
>>727613941
I got halfway through G-Senjou but then dropped it because it was trash, and I've been meaning to read Kanon but haven't gotten around to it.
>>727613856
agree on kuze, batou, scarlet and the motoko scene. I found the billboards hilarious. especially the one that talked about manufacturing a better family and did you notice all the sick water scenes. Someone in the planning really liked water
>>727614021
That's it I'm chopping off my hands I'm done with this world
I swear they're not like that anymore!
>>727613995
Wow at least Yuuki doesn't bully me :3
>>727612496
Hey michiru I read what happened. Sorry to hear. I've lost a few friends over the years suddenly. Just remember that you just need to.be there in support. and sadly thats the best thing you can do. pets to you and meowmel
>>727613799
they should never get that bad -_-
at least you fixed it
>>727613859
nice to meet you then
I hope your shitposts are at least interesting :o
>>727614163
>I swear they're not like that anymore
Not if you chop them off :^)
>>727614021
Hi
>>727613490
Of course~
It's going alright. How's your morning? Aside from dealing with those little bastards.
>>727613519
That's a nice one. It was this one. God damn i hope i find it...
https://www.amazon.com/Browning-Black-Label-Tactical-Pandemonium/dp/B008IT48NU
>>727614087
Yeah I think they used water symbolism in place of infinite net (most of the net in the flik was lan or edgelords onion routers) I really liked it though.
Also ranger eyes (I don't want to scare the dogs) :(
brb drink.
>>727614237
Hey Tomo.
Mobile posting? Where are ya?
>>727614032
Never play G-senjou. It didn't really appeal to me.
Understandable. I still need to finish kanon... Maybe the fact that i just dropped it says something, but who knows. Seems to be a popular vn.
>>727614328
Friends house. Drinking a good bit.
>>727613718
Nah, trust me.
>>727613772
And you haven't done anything? Woah, respect. But I feel you too.
On longer journeys it's kinda tiring, besides it's too small and I bump my head on the roof every now and then..
>>727614279
~
Woke up too early with too little sleep. I was hoping for a nap in the bus, but I guess that idea went down the shitter.
But I'll be spending the whole day with my gf, so it's still worth.
Any plans for the night? And how's the unpacking going?
>>727613995
Oh cool. Is it something you want to pursue of is it like a school thing?
>>727614351
I just really like the main theme they have for Kanon, so I wanted to read it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5PkLbsayd0&ytbChannel=GodLikeAnime
>>727614420
>drinking a good bit
Everything is better while intoxicated!
>Well, most things
>>727614467
>You haven't done anything
I don't get angry easily. Besides that, guy clearly wasn't in his right mind. I'm not gonna take any action against someone like that.
>too small
I've never heard of someone being too tall for a bus. Huh.
>>727614653
Yeah that it is. Ask me anything.
>>727614204
<3 and you even got his name right this time around
You're amazing
>>727614223
>>727614219
Ok guys it's story time
>be me
>deer season
>past 2 weeks camping and hunting
>my dad got me a new knife as an early Christmas gift to take with me
>all in all went well, killed a nice 10 point, my friend killed an 8, we also killed a shit ton of hogs
>get back to town, oh boy phone signal
>get home and take a picture of knife to send to other friend
>fast forward, a few months and multiple nail clippings later
>post picture on /b/, get bullied
Feelsbadman
>>727614279
Oh, that's a nice knife. Not gonna lie (this is mainly due to the people I hang out with) I was half expecting one of those edgy cs:go knives, but I was pleasantly surprised :P
>>727614797
that's a convenient cover up story :o
so you're a killer? :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight thread
>>727614219
Sorry you left before I got to reply, goodnight.
>>727614898
>so you're a killer? :/
I guess?
>>727614321
Over all I enjoyed the anime more, but thats what i expected so it didnt bother me. I mostly sat back and remembered every scene that they referenced. over half the movie was references to the anime or old movies. biggest dissapointment of the movie was definitely the lack of Tachikoma(almost best girl but not quite) , closely followed by the fact that Togusa used something besides a revolver
>>727614915
I was waiting a bit, I didn't know if you just left
goodnight <3
>>727614609
WOOOPS i was thinking of Clannad.
Kanon was good. I enjoyed that one quite a bit.
One character in particular i really like. Her story is super sad though.
>>727614653
Well then, I guess I'm just a little too impulsive, because I immediately thought of stabbing that someone a few times. The fact that I carry a knife doesn't help, either.
>why the fuck would you carry a knife
I work with internet cables, a knife always comes in handy.
It's a small type of buss, roughly ~25 seats and it's ~1,80 meter high.
>>727614797
Wow. You sound like someone I wanna hang out with. I wanna shoot hogs from sun up to sun down. You also sound like someone who knows people that have no idea what a waifu is. I feel your pain
>>727614467
That sucks, hopfully the ride back will be better.
Oh nice, you guys gonna do anything special?
Just chat and listen to music. It's going alright, i almost have everything set up again. Now if only i could find my god damn knife i'd be quite happy...
>>727614797
I know, i really don't want to have to buy another one. I'm starting to think that maybe one of the guys we had help us move took it. Haha well tbh i do have a few edgy knifes like that~
>>727615025
what's the difference between anime and those games? :o
I liked Clannad more than Kanon anime at least
>>727614748
Hm.
Favorite food?
>>727614797
It's not your nails we hate.
It's you :^)
>And also your nails
What's hunting like, though?
I've never been.
>>727614163
Nah, that ain't me. I'm generally nice to everyone!
>>727614471
Not really, but it's a step in the right direction
>>727615130
the anime either condenses content or (in the case of Rewrite) just makes shit up.
>>727615051
>Why would you carry a knife
I'd never ask that. I do get asked that a lot myself, though.
I always carry a utility tool on me.
Used to be a knife, but I had to toss it to get into a concert.
And remember, stabbing people is bad.
And that bus is teeny.
>>727615145
Hamburgers with French fries shoved in it. No veggies or nothing.
>>727615130
I never saw Clannad. Kanon's if i remember correctly is pretty close to right. There's more to each individual girl, except maybe Ayu, but it's actually one of the best VN adaptations, from what i've seen. Probably because Kanon isn't super long and can reasonably be condensed.
>>727614980
Yo.
http://www.hotnewhiphop.com/jordan-peele-being-considered-to-direct-live-action-remake-of-akira-report-news.30785.html?
>>727615423
heard of the show, never watched it.
>>727615274
>>727615395
I see
where do you do those?
I only watch anime :o
>>727614969
I would never hurt a fly :/
>>727615067
I doubt so, as I'll be taking the last bus home, and these tend to be crowded...
Well, first we'll go to her friends' "party". Some tea in a restaurant because of that friends' birthday. Then we'll go to her place and her mom is supposed to go for a walk for whole 3 hours, so......~
That's a nice evening, what're you listening to?
And that's great, then! Hope it'll be over soon.
Damn, that's unfortunate. But nothing goes missing in nature, so hopefully you'll find it soon. Is it a special knife?
>>727615276
Most people ask, as it's kinda weird I guess. Exactly, an utility tool is always handy. Too bad you lost it...
Alright, alright... I'll shoot them instead.
Tell me about it....
>>727615064
I went hog hunting a couple weeks ago for spring break, I was only out there for 2 days, but I saw 0 hogs which is weird... Afterwards, I checked cameras and they were everywhere I wasn't, I'm a very unlucky being. Actually though, the hogs were less in number than they should have been, and I know why... Poachers. This property in particular is 2,200 acres in prime hunting grounds so we get poachers all the fucking time, kind of annoying because I don't know what to do. At least poachers are seldom seen on other properties I hunt on :P
The people know what a waifu is, they're also the kind that get triggered at the mention of Japan. Help.
>>727615067
I mean, those edgy knives aren't THAT bad...They can cut....Well...Paper?
How many do you own?
>>727615145
Depends on what you're hunting
Where you're hunting
Who you're hunting with
What hunting gear and weapons you have
How much time you have to hunt
>>727615242
Yuuki, what's a word for non-bully?
>>727615640
But flies are so gross and they get all up in your face!
>>727615637
Beautiful art.
>>727615637
Did you draw that?
>>727615640
Depending on the game...
https://catbox.moe/official.php has a bunch of torrent links for translated VNs.
>>727615714
friend?
>>727615640
I bummed most of the ones that I have off my roommate.
>>727615298
That is genuinely intriguing. I've never heard of that.
Hm.
What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
>>727615685
>shoot them instead
You're going about this all wrong.
You make really intense eye contact with them, but in reality, all you're doing is having a secret staring contest. People get real uncomfortable when you look at them for a long period of time.
If you make a game out of it, you can keep it up for ages without cracking a smile.
>>727615714
>Lots of variables
>>727615714
I was doing bench and a fly flew in my mouth
I almost died :o
>>727615798
oh...
you're a pirate, that explains the eyepatch
>>727615894
tell him I'm coming over
>>727615714
Lmao at the mention of japan. Do you hang out with 85 year old Marines that were on Saipan or Oki? My grandma has the same problem. She only has 30 not 2200+ wow id stab someone for that much land. But sadly killing hogs is a.good thing no matter who is doing it
>>727615811
Wow I'm dumb....Shhh i blame the fact that it's 2am
What's up friend?
>>727615903
Correct! That's how the world works x3
>>727615950
See, this is why you gotta kill 'em, it's kill or be killed!
>>727615714
Why do you still hunt?
It is a learned behavior. Do you clean your kills? Do you make sure to take the last breath of the fallen into you?
Do you know how to see omens on the land?
When was the last time your were alone in the emptiness?
>>727615722
>>727615722
Thank you, and no I didn't draw it. I wish I could draw that well
>>727615718
accidentally clicked the same reply twice! sorry
>>727616068
How well can you draw?
>>727615950
Unless you're willing to shill out a ton of cash, you're going to have to pirate those. And i mean i a ton. Most japanese download sites screw american buyers. Like $80 for some stuff. It's just silly.
>>727615903
I managed to feel really good for a month or two.
>>727616206
Don't worry I'm too drunk to care. Ask me anything.
>>727615242
That's good. What do you want to do?
>>727615685
Well damn, how long is the ride?
That sounds like a nice day. Oh? And just what ever could you two do in those 3 hours~
This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
Yeah, just a few more days to get everything over with.
I think someone took it tbh. Thanks, eh it's not special just i really liked it.
>>727615714
I dunno, if the paper is a little thicker than normal it they just might get a chip lol.
I think around 10 or so. How about you?
>>727616221
not very well, mainly because I never do it. negative feedback loops with myself over what I draw kinda bummed me out on it. Im sure if I tried really hard and spent years practicing i could get good, I just have no incentive
>
>>727616225
>tfw it costs 68 dollars for the NieR: Automata soundtrack + Hacking Tracks on Amazon
>tfw I actually kinda want to buy it
Jap stuff costs money
>>727616453
>>727616225
that's a month of food holy moly :(
how do NEETs pay for that stuff?
>>727616030
I'll kill it with kindness <3
>>727616290
what do you do for fun?
>>727616604
Games. It's all I'm good at.
>>727616453
No kidding. I really do not understand.
>>727616530
I don't understand either.
>>727616530
I worked until I earned about 1k to spend on stuff and I've been spending it slowly. I think I've only spent 210 dollars. I bought a Macross DVD set for 150, and then NieR: Automata for 60.
>>727616023
Yeah but you think people just poach for our hogs? Think again.
My great grandfather was a lawyer during the great depression, nobody had money to pay so they paid in land. That's how my family ended up with so much. We have maybe 7,000 acres total? (Not all of it is hunting property, just like 4,000, maybe 5k).
>>727616059
>Why do you still hunt?
For sport
>Do you clean your kills?
As in skin 'em and get the meat? For things like deer, of course!
>Do you...Into you?
What?
>Do you know how to see omens on the land?
What kind of omens we talking?
>When was the last time you were alone in the emptiness?
Tried to upload a pic but filesize 2 big and I'm too lazy to compress so, during spring break. For quite some time it was just me, my Rem 870, and trees.
>>727616326
Just a few, and they all serve a purpose.
Unless we want to count bayonets, then the number of knives I have triples.
Also, my friend has an edgy af Karambit, he bought it as a meme letter opener because it can't even cut a soda can :P
>>727616530
Good luck, flies can't feel affection
>>727615903
.......that, or just shoot them. It's simpler and has 100% chance that they won't annoy anyone else ever again.
But I guess your solution is also an option.
>>727616326
Around 1.5 hours tho it feels like forever.
Well, we do have a few things in mind~
I'll listen to that in a bit, but I already know it's great
Awww, that's a shame. Well, guess you were not the only one that liked it.. But maybe it's still somewhere between all the boxes? I hope for the best. Also, I'm arriving there, so I kinda have to go, sorry so soon...
Goodnight Hanako, sleep tight~
Also, have a nice day/night everybody, goodbye!
>>727612545
fell asleep, yes to your question
>>727616714
Are you working now? so you just saved it on the side?
>>727616803
they can feel the inside of my throat and eyeball :o
>>727616658
how do you feel about people speaking in the third person?
>>727616968
Why do you hide from me?
>>727617082
Bit odd but do what you pleaase.
>>727617093
am I really?
>>727616803
I'd say bayonets count.
Haha i've thought about getting a Karambit, but damn i don't want to feel like some edgy wannabe commando lol.
>>727616813
Nice, have fun~
I hope so too.
It's ok, have a good day with your girlfriend!~
Thanks, Goodbye Firekeeper~
>>727617152
I don't do it, just wanted another persons opinion on it because i get mixed feelings about it. Sometimes I hate it (for no reason) and sometimes I find it cute (for even less reasons)
>>727617056
I'm not at the moment because I'm going to school
>>727616803
Ah you are a paleface.
How often do you see mange in your kills?
I miss worst daughter and all her people. I think I am going to put an operation together to get the good animus back here.
>>727617298
Not exactly. It's a kinda thing. You admit you have talked and watched me for a while. I don't know. I shouldn't force you. You aren't comfortable with it.
>>727617353
what do you study? :o
>>727617337
It's an odd thing. I feel you on it.
>>727617430
am I being forced now?
>>727617461
Geology because I'm too dumb to do anything that takes skill or intelligence.
>>727617582
that's a cute pic
It could be worse, you could study education :o
>>727617544
No you are not. Go at whatever speed you feel comfortable. I'm drunk so I'm blunt.
Good Evening all
>>727617582
STRATERGIST2
You just earned yourself a name.
>>727617677
I'm way drunk tali. Ask me anything.
>>727617582
Geology isn't bad. It sounds pretty boring to me personally, but I've heard job prospects for them are good.
>>727617580
NICE FEET
>>727616435
I'd like to think I'm decent if I try, but haven't really put any effort into getting better for a while now. It's a struggle to keep myself interested and motivated for anything for any amount of time.
>>727617656
>>727617727
>Wanna make out?
Whats your favorite color
>>727617675
drunk already? fun
second time I see it
>>727617801
Forgot pic
>>727617740
it's ok if you enjoy studying a sham and being an alcoholic.
>>727617801
Nah. I don't know anything about you. Blue. >>727617805
It's a third baby.
>>727617895
lol I have heard they love to drink. Them and the bio folks.
>>727617765
thank you
>>727617910
third baby?
>>727617749
I get the motivation part I feel like that's the hardest part of any type of art. Sometimes I (attempt) to write a book, but they never get anywhere beyond a basic idea stage because I lose interest and/or read over what is already written and don't like it. I still have fun doing it though, thats what really matters to me.
>>727618070
It's the third time I've been drunk I mean.
>>727617993
it's true, I can drink a good portion of a bottle of rum in one sitting. It bothers the people I know because I "drink too much". fortunately for them I don't have any rum, and I'm not sure if I want to spend the last of my cash on another bottle. it's not the last of my money, but it's the last of the money I want to spend.
>>727617910
Id say you know quite a bit as i am usually an open book on here.
Also knock knock
>>727617082
Who's this
>>727617337
And this
>>727617353
>all these people i dont know
>>727618226
Deedlit best waifu
>>727612499
AIDS
https://www.paypal.me/Rosa306
Please, even a penny could make all the difference.
I should try to go to sleep again. Night all
>>727618176
the first two are me, the waifu is Nanami Aoyama from Saskarasou
I hope you all have a good time and >>727618174
have fun studying your sham <3
>>727618176
I don't know if I would based off what I know. Who's there?
>>727618316
Gimme phone number for an honest conversation and I will send .75 bitcoin.
>>727618174
Well to each their own. I study math and it seems the overwhelming drugs of choice among by peers are prescription stimulants. You just have to know your limits and when to put it down ya know
>>727617677
>
>>727618578
I've been getting better with that. I've only ever blacked out twice, and only puked while drunk once, so I'm not too bad with it. I can handle alcohol fairly decently, and I actually play video games better when I drink. I was fuckin blasted when I finished NieR: Automata.
>>727618492
>going to bed
Well hopefull your on tomorrow so i can meet yoh properly
>>727618500
I mean we are both dudes
>banana
>>727618593
>hugs and doesnt let go unlike that bitch rose.
>>727618722
I wouldn't be against it but you kind of have a weird vibe from you
>>727618903
Now this im interested in. What vibe?
>>727612449
Good choice.
Pros: competent at everything, motherly and loving but independent and strong-willed
Cons: likely to morph and go berserk upon orgasm.
Enter The Gungeon is pretty fun
>>727618722
i enjoy a bit of prolonged hugging~
How are you?
>>727619079
It is.
>>727619002
Everyone gets the vibe. You kind of give a rapey vibe. Sorry.
>>727619149
Who do you go as? I have good runs with them all but I enjoy the Marine.
>>727616803
Not hogs for sure. I find tree stands for deer all the time on her property. It's neighbors. But she's 80+ years old. And her neighbors are cool. So its tolerated. That's crazy to think of paying in land. Give me like 1000 acres...That's all I need
>>727619015
They just use that as a placeholder waifu man.
>>727619256
It's beem a while since I played, but always the one with a dog.
>>727619131
Wew, hows/was work
>>727619159
Thats weird considering rape is a huuuuuge turnoff. Though i guess i could be considered aggressive, but id just say im straight forward.
>>727619131
Better than the past week. I finally got my license. Now i gotta get my DD214 from the navy. But at least i can get work for now.
>>727619347
Yeah straight forward is a rapey vibe. I don't mean to offend.
>>727619325
Based Hunter is pretty good. Just prefer the Marine. Whats the most fun gun you have gotten?
>inb4 microtransaction gun
>>727619347
That's great, glad to hear it. You said you were going to do some electrician work right?
>>727619432
Probably bee gun. It's so good vs bosses.
>>727619404
So should i dial it back and hide my intentions? That seems more rapey to me. Also dont worry you arent offending as long as i find a valid reason for it or can change your mind.
>>727619503
Thats what i need that DD214 for.
Extra loli Shizuru.
>>727619562
Everyone has that kind of feel from you. If you contain it it means you are able to control those urges and it comes off as normal sexual needs. What do I know though I'm some stupid virgin.
>>727619517
I liked the snowballer vs bosses. All the slow.
>30 GB of photos and videos from Japan from my parents
>it begins
Cat loop success.
>>727619725
I feel like you keep saying "everyone" to try and justify you having that feel because there is no actual reason behind it.
>>727619908
10/10