/b/ i need a way to kill myself that is quick. preferably painless.

>>727582830
Old age is the best way to kill yourself

>>727582830
Helium exit bag.

>>727583067
unreliable. also expensive and difficult being most helium isnt 100% anymore

anything else?
>>727582991
i wish

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Try this

>>727582830
Or go visit your GP and complain of a serious chest cough. Maybe ham it up a bit and get some codeine/codone syrup. Slug that down with a fuckton of vodka. If it doesn't kill you, you'll at least have a good time.

>>727583109
again unreliable those helium tanks contain oxygen and bitterness stuff

>>727583101
Then use CO2 or Methane instead. Same shit, different stick.

>>727583153
overdose on medications isnt reliable either. most likely to puke it all up.

you'd die of liver failure first which would be very very long, and very very painful.


please try harder anons i depend on you

get me a good way and hell i'll even throw in some OC tits

>>727583341
where can i easily buy that shit?

>>727583067
>>727583109
Helium is a limited resource. Kill yourself in such a way that doesn't take away valuable resources you selfish fuck

>>727583430
also this haha

dont wanna ruin future generation parties amiright

>>727582830
Just stab yourself in the heart in the shower.

It's quick, cheap, and it'll only hurt for a few seconds as long as you don't fuck it up.

HINT: Locate your precise heart area with your fingers, then draw a circle on it. Then just shove it all at once, with the blade on the horizontal position (as to not risk hitting a rib and delaying the death).

>>727583374
CO2, methane, and CO canisters can be ordered online. Hook 'em up to a mask or something.

why do you wanna kill youself OP? its sad to see someone wanting to die. at least fill us in before you go out

>>727583492
lmao you wild wyd

>>727583492
hmmm not able to shower so i cant do this really. i mean OBVIOUSLY i could just stab myself freely any time but that's a huge risk with a lot of trust you hit the mark right and now hit a lung/ect and make a very very long painful death.

(yes i have not showered in over 6+ months, AMA if you are curious)

>>727583430
How is me offering a solution to a person's selfish act selfish?

just od on heroin throw in a benzo or two and some alcohol easy peazy almost die a million times

>>727583650
What's got you housebound? Work accident? Genetic disability?

the quickest way to kill yourself is to wait and get a hooker first, get some pussy, then determine if you still want to die

You could organize a trip to a right-to-die state like oregon. Doctor'll put you down easy.

>>727583890
> Washington DC, California, Colorado, Oregon, Vermont, and Washington

>>727582830
Sleeping pills /bread

apple seeds

>>727583639
a small tl;dr

im 20

havent been able to walk for past 4 years+, recently been full wheelchair bound since 2014

have had issues with feet cramping, and pain in my feet for past 7+ years. almost all my life.

lost everything to it. lost my job. lost my ability to live as a human.

cant cook for myself so i eat tuna cans and crackers. cant use the restroom so i pee in cups/a urinal till i can empty it some way.
cant shower so i havent cleaned myself in 6 months plus.....actually now that i think i havent showered since i dislocated my knee again so its been now an entire year.

i say again because i have dislocated my knee 4 times.

cant barely exist in my room.

got denied by SSI for some reason, guess they deemed me "fit to work"

lost my only job to my condition as well. loved that job too.


now all i do is draw furry porn for desperate people maybe once a month. so i make about 30-50 dollars a month.

only good thing in my life is my boyfriend that for some reason and to my amazement hasnt left me for someone better. he has to take care of me basically like a baby.

ive wanted suicide for a long time but im a pussy and hate pain. wish i had a gun....

i could go on and on lol...

i just dont want to feel pain anymore.
i wish i never had to feel again. but im willing to feel it if it meansi can die, so long as the pain is quick.

>>727584005
Sleeping pills is a good one. You'll need to go big on 'em though.

>>727584113
Sorry doesn't do much in situations like these, but I'm sorry you've been dealt such a shit hand. Have you talked this kinda thing out with your bf? Support from a completely-abled human being makes these kinds of endeavors much easier.

>>727584244
I mean, in regards to getting the kind of stuff that makes suicide easier. I would honestly advocate you making a trip to a RtD state and doing it medically. Especially if you have a close friend or your bf willing to take you.

>>727584050
This. Apple seeds have cyanide.

Buy like 5 fucking apples, take the seeds out, crush them, ingest with some water, and go to bed.

http://chemsee.com/poison-detection/poison-detection-resources/cyanide-poisoning/

>>727584113
id try to move in with bf. he sounds like a loving guy. honestly killing yourself isnt the option.

>>727582830
point a gun to an officer

>>727584244
tfw i breka out crying from this god fuck am i weak

i have talked to him. he doesnt know how to help me.
no one does.

there really isnt helping for a person like me. unless my condition magically goes away i will still want to die. whether im happy or not.

i have been able to stay happy and normal most of these years. but this last year is hard.

>>727584384
he lives with me in my parents house.

he pays rent to my parents

i love him so much and i would be guilty about doing this to him.

but honestly i think he understands me when i talked ot him about wanting to die.

>>727584359
Actually, you would need about 200 apple seeds for it to be considered a fatal dose.

Sure, a small dose can be fatal, but we don't want to take risks, do we?

>>727584451
OP if you need someone to talk to im an open ear, talking about problems helps

>>727584451
You're not weak. It's the biggest decision of your life, naturally you're gonna be stressed. Talk with your boyfriend. Be open about it. The more often you discuss this sort of thing, the more comfortable you'll be with what you decide in the end. Not to mention, you'll hurt him more if you leave him without him knowing.

If he's willing to help you, then you're all set.

>>727584621
And just like this anon said, if you wanna decompress to some strangers on the internet, we're all ears.

get 500 apples seed, 100 apricot and peach pits and ground them all up and drink with lots of vodka...rip

if you keep living you could end up getting help and being able to walk again. youll be glad that you went on and lead a happy life

>>727584970
That's true, but unrealistic. If you don't mind me asking, what do you have exactly, OP?

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i might try the detergent suicide stuff from japan
but i hear its dangerous to those who find you and i dont wanna hurt anyone else

co2 sounds nice if i can find a good amount

god i wish i had a gun. or at least iw ish i knew where the only gun in this house is....i know we have a rifle or a pistol in here somewhere that my parents own...but if its upstairs im fucked heh

id be cool overdosing on heroin too but its hard to get for someone who has never bought drugs in their entire life and not being able to leave the house makes that hard lol


thank you everyone though. i didnt get any good suggestions but fuck it at least i got to vent a bit.

>>727585112
remember op you have people that love you. spending time with them is worth living for

ima go chill now before my mom walks in on me crying heh

tits or gtfo
just kidding OP. Your situation sounds fucking horrible, but the fact that you've got someone in your life that cares about you tells me that you shouldn't do it. If you're really interested in killing yourself, I would say the best solution is CO poisoning by sitting in a locked garage with a car running for about an hour. You'll fall asleep, won't feel shit, and it'll be over. No mess, nothing.

>>727585341
You can order CO2 canisters online btw.

But also, tits would be nice.

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i hope you end up deciding to live op

>>727585112
before i go i'll elaborate.

i have cramping in my feet, and chronic pain in my feet.

i experience pain constantly, even while sitting or laying down.
walking causes very bad pain, and muscle spams.

i get a lot of spasms and twitching- plus my feet are ICE cold.

but basically i cant walk or stand for long before the pain becomes too much.

i fear the idea of feet cramps because the pain is so scarring to me. worse than my knee dislocations almost LOL not fully but almost.

doctors have no clue. we've done plenty of testing. blood work, mri's, nerve testing, skin biopsy.

nothing has shown to work. im trying gabapentin again but it hasnt shown any signs of working either heh..

>>727582830
Mix up sum salt and bleach and drink it.
The salt will accelerate the reaction and kill you instantly.

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>>727585561
That's insane. At that point, I'd just ask the docs to sever the leg nerves. Hope you find your resolution, OP

what about cutting your feet off?

>>727582830
Killing yourself is easy. When I do it, I'm going to use every drug and RC I have, then hang myself.

>>727584113
fermanon? tits or GTFO