It's t-that time again, Anonymous! W-welcome to Cooking

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bump

we hunger for Alice and her cooking <4

>>727574980
Show us your face

Am i still banned?

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Don't forget to love, Anonymous!

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Hi Alice!

I said show us your fucking face

>>727574980
hello alice

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bump

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Sky reporting in for good food

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lit

>>727574980
tits or gtfo

This is a thing!

give me food. now!

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Alice it's past dinnertime. don't make dinner now, you should have eaten hours ago.

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S-sorry everyone, a l-little slow tonight.

We w-will be making salted steak though, s-so that's a plus!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GL5OyNEjVc

>>727575614
Alice do you have anyone that you love like a brother or sister?

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SWEET LORD OF THREAD

>>727575614
Show me your face alice
I don't have five grand

>>727575614
That sounds great!

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>>727575584
T-that's it, you aren't getting dessert. All y-you are going to get is t-the shittiest tea I have!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08D68gnnp2j

>>727575614
Why hvent killed yourself yet?

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>>727575748
*hugs tightly* H-how could I, when y-you so eagerly await me every t-thread!

>>727575739
TOOO MUCH CLOTH

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>>727575739
;~; I'm sorry aneki

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>>727575660
H-how sad for you! Would y-you like some tea to m-make up for it?

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>>727575855
Now d-drink it! Drink it w-while I eat allll the pudding!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZDKjC11YS0

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>>727575834
A-ah? What do you mean?

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DON'T

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FORGET

>>727575950
Please be more careful while pouring tea, I don't want any of it to go to waste

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>>727575950
yes ma'am...

>>727575950
do we get pudding too?

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TO LOVE!

>>727576033
>>727576108
>>727576179
So close...

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>>727576159
H-how can you have your pudding if y-you haven't eaten y-your meat?!

S-so, saying that, l-let's get the meat out of the w-way, shall we?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dB0hIrUl3y

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>>727576150
D-damn right.

>>727576121
It's j-just flavored water, Anonymous. No biggie.

>>727576352
But it's flavored water made by someone I love

gbjuiantgaowtatgeshrftdghjk

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>>727576212
I know right? I didn't expect to get that close.

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>>727576454
Y-you will love m-my potato water then.

Just d-don't tell Jan or he'll invade m-me.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bm4Gs2vzdF

>>727576281
If you leave the meat on a wire rack set in a baking sheet in the fridge overnight it'll absorb more of the salt. Then outside layers will be more dried out, which will get a better sear! After all, the maillard reaction is important!

>>727576503
Hey, It just means you're getting faster, GJ!

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>>727576281
Are you paying someone to say this stuff? They sound extremely depressed

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bumping again bc alice threads are ok

That dress looks lovely,

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>>727576567
Y-yes, and it will get f-far too salty; the optimal time is around one hour.

Speaking of, y-you'll need these ingredients:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wdJuG0gI3Z

>>727576549
I would never rat you out

Alice stop ignoring me

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alice i gotta say i love your threads. alice is my friend!

>>727576709
G-get fucked

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>>727576597
Hey, thanks~

>>727576650
Depends on the amount of salt used! Kosher salt is optimal for this, the large flat surface area of it is adheres to the meat much better. Anyway, I'll see myself out. I get waaaay too anal about cooking.

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>>727576598
That's m-me dear.

>>727576647
T-thank you, I like it t-too. It's m-my casual Alice outfit <4

>>727576654
Shh..t-the corn has ears...

We'll move quickly to head him off, and quarter the potatos l-like a captured IRA member!

добрый вечер!

>>727574980
Hello Alice! Yes I'm ready!
I'm on antibiotics for otitis and sinusitis and I feel like shit. But you always cheer me up so yay!

That's a man

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Hey alice lets try this

>>727576709
K-kys

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>>727576838
I t-try not to get anal about anything b-but anal.

Helps me out.

>>727576876
Oh d-dear, are you okay?

>>727576750
Thank y-you <4


Now, f-for my world famous potato water!
So delicious y-you won't believe it isn't food!

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i love my friends! more than anything. thank you so much for being my friend alice

>>727574980
Requesting dat bodysuit.

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>>727576966
S-silly Anonymous, y-you don't stutter on a vowel

>>727576983
M-my pleasure <4

>>727576967
Getting anal about anal and not much else is probably good advice! Then again, I'm not one to listen.

Late thread, better than never.

Hey, Alice. Thanks for walking me through my divorce. I'm much better now. Just letting you know.

>>727577040
Every thread without fail!

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>>727577040
Just w-wait till my stream tonight d-dear.

>>727577091
I c-can tell.

>>727577117
How is t-the thread late?


Alright, t-this is the important part! Sprinkle big chunks of salt all over t-the steak, on b-both sides!

LET'S SEE THAT FAT FUCKIN' CUNT OVA HERE

OHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>727577117
Alice was on time today

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>>727577134
It w-was my honor, Anonymous <4 Tell me if t-there is anything more I c-can do.

>>727577210
R-right?

>>727577183
Your hands are smol and cute

почему ты некогда мне не отвечаеш? приветствою вас всех!

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And n-now we do the waiting game....

Wait around one hour, and n-no more than three!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aXEDelaUqi

>>727575739
Alice wouldn't say "shitty."

You're fucking with canon, bitch.

>>727577141
Don't blame me if I didn't save it for the collec- *ahem* I mean dossier.
>>727577183
SWEET, FINALLY!

>>727577183
So this is the steak that tastes godly Alice

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>>727576835
Reimu ^^

>>727577266
I don't think there's anything anyone can do. Fully healing depends on me allowing it to happen now. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Love overwhelming indeed.

>>727576852
your knife skills are atrocious

otherwise these threads are at least productive , keep doin you

>>727577398
I'm also terrible at waiting.

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>>727577434
stop killing dogs

Hey alice i'm the guy who really wants to unprotected nut in a chick's ass, workin on them sup aspirations

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>>727577399
R-really? She called Reimu a bitch d-dear.

>>727577428
C-correct.

>>727577416
ZOO TYCOOOOON

>>727577467
*smiles softly* I d-do my best.

>>727577468
Most people have atrocious knife skills.

>>727574980
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bhbqhZF2eI
what poor girl are you holding captive to speak on your behalf

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here to serve

>>727574980
-is happy to see Alice and brings her tea-

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>>727577468
Yes, b-but my potato boiling skills are s-second to none!

WATCH AND B-BE AMAZED!

>>727577603
That's incredible. Is this shopped?

My fiance's Vive is calling my name. See ya later Alice!

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>>727577534
Okay, b-but how are you at uhh...b-buttering potatoes?

Kinda looks like a butt, I guess?

>>727577534
try not to get shit dick my dude

>>727577603
Can you even eat that much ?

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>>727577533
i never harmed a dog in my life

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>>727577555
That is j-just me dear.

>>727577540
What time is the stream on twitch?
Sorry I'm new haha

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P5pu5Ac92z

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>>727577540
I'm not a bitch!

>>727577434
That's me.

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>>727577540
>She called Reimu a bitch d-dear.
I would never.

>>727577667
May I hold your hand?

Yukon gold potatoes are the best. And when you mash them try using half and half creamer instead of milk. Liberal amounts of salt, pepper, and roasted garlic make it all god tier.

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>>727577653
B-behold, as I mash them g-gloriously!

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>>727574980
Good for you.
You manage to make some money and entertain yourself of off these basement dwellers.

>>727577667
2tbs more butter, and add 1/4 cup buttermilk also add some rosemary you pleb

>>727577833
you use whisker for mashing?!?

>>727577833
Such glory...

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>>727577777
Nice roll~
Are you my mu?

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>>727577764
R-right after this thread.

>>727577774
Noooot y-yet, obviously.

>>727577777
W-well those quints s-sure changed my mind at least.

>>727577851
I d-do this to help Anonymous dear.
I make plenty of money without needing it from Anonymous, and given I pay for quite a few anons health insurance and hospital visits, I'm solidly in the red.

But do go on.

>>727577918
I believe that she is going for simple stuff that most people have on hand. Also, buttermilk is a pain in the ass to find in Canada.

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>>727577777
these cool dogs are in awe of your roll

очен тут всё интересно но я устал и всё ещё нет ответа... :(

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>>727575212
Reimu!!!!

>>727577756
Just making sure.

>>727577833
GRORY!

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>>727577918
>>727577924
>>727577937
Now, w-watch as I bathe this steak tenderly!

You w-wish someone would wash you as tenderly and lovingly as I d-do this steak!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C40VGTGJhW

>>727578025
Too much free time?

>>727576930
I think you're right.

>>727574980
When are you going to kill yourself, Alice?

Please God, let it be soon

>>727575212
heyyyyy

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If only Alice was in the kitchen with that bodysuit.

And then Reimu could join in...

>>727578136
Now you're just playing with poor anons' heart Alice!

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I loved doing this hehe

>>727578120
Who is that girl?

-is hungry and stands on toes to look up at the counter alice is cooking on with a squeak-

>>727578136
I read it as Reisen's steak kek

>>727578136
>that little bit of Alice hair
Is that a wig or do you really have Alice hair?

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>>727577777
Nice Quints, Mu!

>>727578136
do sth dumb and ill bash your cunt in. And then inside out

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>>727578145
N-not nearly enough <4

>>727578174
I've b-been doing this f-for six years.
I'm eager t-to make it ten <4

>>727578228
H-how would we even do anything w-with me in a skin tight outfit?


Now, be very careful when using medium high heat to carefully sear this steak. You don't want it (or yourself) to end up like me!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JJy079Bm5w

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man I wish I had a cute touhou gf to make me some neat food
(this is a girl, right?)

>>727577777
You are super cute and with an awesome luck today!

>>727578136
Rinse Me Tender

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>>727578349
Wig d-dear. What asian girl h-have you ever seen with blond hair?

>>727578415
I am a g-girl dear.

>>727575614
You're so cuuute i wanna hug you owo

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>>727578136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ygxnon9utK

>>727578397

k..so...the pan isn't hot enough at all......

>>727578501
How many pushups can you do in a minute?

>>727578397
>pan-frying beef
What the fuck

>>727578397
learn how to cook a fucking steak...
jesus christ.

>>727578614
YOUR MOM ISN'T HOT ENOUGH AT ALL

>>727578308
Jennifer Jason Leigh in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

>>727578397
>H-how would we even do anything w-with me in a skin tight outfit?
Really?! Have you watched porn?

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>>727577777
Hail to the quints

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>>727578315
<3

>>727578397
Alice I heard you have loads of money, prove it you poor welfare faggot!

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>>727578501
>What asian girl h-have you ever seen with blond hair?
Shit you right.

>>727578397
Promise to kill yourself in 4 years then?

>>727578397
Step 1. Heat up pan
Step 2. Cook for a few minutes on each side

How do you forget step 1?

Dear dog, alicefag is the best faggot of the /b/.

>>727578362
best post in this shitstorm of a thread

but can i get free hugs here

>>727578712
What do you think about impaling people?

>>727578397

too much flipping alice! you should let the steak sit until the side is crusting. also drape a paper towel if you have a thicker cut to cook more evenly

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>>727578287
Hehe
Nice piece of work!

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W-well Anonymous, h-here it is! Seared and h-heated to a delicious 135 degrees American!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jdyX5UBPXY

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>>727578712
C-come at me bro.

this fag again with no friends

>>727578415
It's a trap, it's been proven a number of times

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>>727578793
This.

All I ever wanted in life was a 2hu to cook for me.

>>727578712
0.0 -scurries over to you and hugs!-

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Who said Alice was on welfare? They must be a lot more generous these days...

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>>727578917
Citation n-needed, dear.

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>>727578501
>I am a g-girl dear.
cool. you never know these days, especially around here.

>>727578883
Faggot nails

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>>727578857
Come sit on my lap and help me eat it.

>>727578917
>it's been proven
so where is it

>>727578965
Dude, are you gonna keep posting pictures of you with your grandmother's cashed social security check until someone responds to you?

You're clearly not OP.

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W-well Anonymous? How is it?

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>>727578857
Thank you for the steak Alice~ I will make my own when it defrosts

>>727579024
Prove you're a girl then

>>727578750
Hope she must live stream it to her "beloved" anons

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>>727578815
I don't think anything of it anymore...
>>727578844
It's hard as hell to do on phone...
>>727578883
How do we know that's really Alice?
>>727578965
I forgot his name... posted a white furry touhou girl

>>727579098
Too much salt! You suck!

>>727578857
Thank you Alice. I'm grateful to have you in my life.

>>727579098
It looks great! I haven't had steak in awhile. Also comfier thread than usual. It's nice.

>>727579098
I wanted it well done, but I'll eat it anyway.
Do you think I have what it takes to become a psychotherapist?

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>>727579065
*blinks* H-how much do you think social security payments are, exactly?

That wasn't me, but it is my picture.

>>727579103
G-go for the gold, Anonymous!

>>727579120
Y-you made the claim it was "proven" d-dear; back it up. Burden of p-proof is on you <4

>>727579098
Delicious. Thank you, Alice.

>>727574980
Fuck you op and to think that you were a boy even for a sec
Get a penis surgery or fuck off

>>727579098
>sprit
Could be better.

>>727579063
Earlier Alice threads
Hopefully not archived because Alice is cancer

>>727578712
are you the bad lady who hurts doggies?

>>727579204
>Well done

You're what's wrong with 'Murica

>>727579098
Looks good, but...

Next episode you should wear that Pollos Hermanos apron, and only the apron.

>>727579120
nigga you gotta be a bit more subtle if you want pussy

>>727574980
I WANT TO EAT A RIBEYE OFF OF YOUR BARE ASS

>>727579303
I don't enjoy raw meat, dear

>>727579180
>How do we know that's really Alice?
Do you even obsess- *ahem* watch CeltyPlays fgt?

>>727579103
-squeaks at you to set it in your sink's strainer and run a thin stream of COLD water over it for about 15 minutes. Will defrost it without cooking the meat and using cold water will help ensure no unpleasant bacterial growth occurs.-

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>>727579258
W-what?

>>727579276
*blinks* I h-have an archive of all of them. Which one p-proved anything about me?

>>727579316
Sorry, I'm n-not lewd <4


>>727579183
>>727579188
>>727579242
>>727579204
Oh m-my, you are all coming to my stream right?

>>727574980
uh make me a spam sandwich? is this how it works?

Why is there always a pop? Do you never drink water? I mean from time to time that is ok but you should drink healthier!!! And stop smoking or at least cut back a bit.

>>727579098
Looks good.
Are you gonna turn it into poop? I would gladly.

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>>727578362
Thanks. Who dat?

>>727578120
You!!!!

>>727578083
Those cool dogs are my kewl dawgs.

>>727578025
Good, good...

>>727577971
No, Alice's.

>>727579180
Would you suck my dick if i asked you politely ?

Are you a sadist or a masochist?

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Can we get a closeup of the steak? It's too far away to see that sweet sear. Also loving the dress, you should do more with bright dresses.

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This is alice that little tease

>>727579098
It's great Alice, thanks.

>>727579390
thanks but I dont want to waste water :3 it's sitting in the fridge now, it will be ready tomorrow!

>>727579415
Yes I'll be there. Watching Bob Ross until you start it.

>>727579240
But just a few posts ago you claimed you were a girl, so burden of proof is equally on you
But that's obviously ridiculous, because you're the one with access to your genitalia

Tits or gtfo

>>727579415
I usually do, even though my overnight may keep me from staying too late tonight...

>>727579443
you need a spam musubi /b/ro

>>727579570
late as fuck nigger
try next thread

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>>727579388
Oh m-my, is that stream I hear?

Did I h-hear someone say "Stream Zoo Tycoon and act like a loon"?

>>727579456
I d-don't smoke.

>>727579515
Skin looks a little too dark to be her

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>>727579570
Another pic of alice

>>727579415
>Sorry, I'm n-not lewd
Much to my chagrin... (you sexy Tsundere minx)

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>>727579279
No, that's Saul Alinsky
>>727579388
I'm not a gamer and I don't find it entertaining...
>>727579484
That sucks.
>>727579488
I could use some dick right now.. badly...
And I don't know, I haven't experimented with it yet

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ALICE IS FAG

it's a goddamn MAN

look at the hands and shoulders

>>727579591
searched it up looks amazing, anything with spam is good cmon do it alice

>>727579608
zoo tycoon tonight pls

>>727579646
nice edit bro
trying way too hard

>>727578560
N-No better f-fuck me

>>727579646
where is this from? proof?

>>727579656
>"I'm not a gamer"
>implying I watch it for the games
wew lad

>>727579656
-squeaks at you and holds up a basket of pears-

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>>727579653
This is alice once more. Righ alice you little naughty whore

Guys, have you considered that maybe Alice is a tranny? I mean, what other kind of person takes so much fucking pride on having a pussy.

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Alice is a dude. Lmao

/b/ is full of faggots and degenerates

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>>727579690
Y-yes, look at my tiny hands and short shoulders.
I'm a woman dear.

>>727579712
Zoo Tycoon I h-heard twice!
I g-guess I HAVE to d-do it now!

Currently steaming ZOO TYCOON ON TWITCH: celtyplays

>>727579810
any woman around?

>>727579822
You say that like it's something new.
/b/ has always been full of faggots and degenerates. It's where they live. It's where I live.

It's where you live.

>>727579822
i just wanna see a fucking spam sandwich

>>727579688
is that leafy?

>>727579848
THANK YOU BASED ALICE

>>727579822
i'm a national socialist and probably a lot less degen than you fam

alice threads are comfy

>>727579848
Your hands are cute and I want to hold them

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W-well everyone, I'm g-going to steam now.
Anyone w-who thinks I'm a man c-can feel free to drop in and s-suck it!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a2WMTCzMfm

Twitch: Celtyplays
Twitter: Celtyplays
Email: [email protected]
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

S-see you there!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a2WMTCzMfm

>>727579886
They don't go spouting "I h-have a v-v-vagina d-dear" todo el tiempo

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>>727579740
I google searched but i think she ia from cali

what? why?

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Hi alice, im very happy today, how are you? And also, what kind of tea is better for sleeping?

I want to sleep early today

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>>727579415
I do, but I never talk anyway. I was digging the salt and sanctuary stuff

>>727574980
I can't Beleive what I just found! I found my mom being a huge slut on this site. I am diamonds right now! http://www.swingeer.com
Her username is "your_milf45"

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>>727580111
I s-stream that on Saturday at 5PM EST!

Contact information if y-you need me!
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Instagram: nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

S-see you around, my l-love!

>>727579415
I would but I wasn't aware there was one. What's the channel? Also hello Alice! It's been a while since I've seen you. I find your threads absolutely charming.

Looks like your hands are doing better judging by the potato cutting. Is the nerve damage healing or are you just compensating better?

>>727580270
-comes to watch you play games and squeaks-

>>727580340
Twitch: celtyplays

>>727575391
It's a boys face, can't you tell who this is?

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>>727576650
My birthday was a few days ago, can I get a happy birthday please?

>>727580678
-isn't alice but wishes you a happy birthday and brings you a small, personalized cake with a candle in it-

>>727580981
What kind of nigger-ass faggot doesn't use the catalog?

>>727580981
not possible. how dare people enjoy what I don't!

>>727580587
how is it a boys face

>>727580678
happy birthday, bud <3
>>727581194
then you just shift-click them.

>>727575614
Why do you talk like a fucking retard, Did you get cucked that hard you developed a stutter? It is fucking annoying.

>>727581360
how does a girl get cucked

Hey, Just here to kill time tonight.

EMT-Anon

>>727581421
>Implying

Kek just found out this person actually have spent 6 years forcing this persona on multiple boards.

>>727581586
i saw the skin tight cat suit there wasnt no dick there

>>727581616
"Forcing"

This girl has helped more people than you ever imagine

>>727581616
how has she "forced" it? she posted using it. whats forced? where is your oc?

>>727581559
hey love. thread's basically done here, I think.

>>727581727
>>727581559
why arent you two subscribed to alice on twitch

ALICE!!!
please please please kill yourself :DDDD

>>727581817
why would you want her to do that

>>727581727
Isn't the usual shrine thread gonna go up in a few?

>>727581803
NOt big on twitch

>>727581803
>subscribed
you mean following her? I do. I'm doing other things tonight than watching the stream.

People who hate Alice are really silly and dumb to be honest. But those of you who defend her to the core are no better.

>>727581700
Uh not sure if you know what OC means good sir.
But just found that she had an Encyclopedia Dramatica page (yeah real topnotch source right here) and also that she/he mentions being here six years
>>727578397

>>727582031
the ED source is for her mother from 2008

>>727582021
how is it "no better" to defend someone who has done nothing wrong and saved my life more than once?

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>>727580844
>>727581297
Thanks guys!

>>727582137
\^_^/ <3

>>727582118
People like yoy get obssesed over her, it is really interesting to watch but not healthy, I have saved quite a few people as well and I don't need anyone defending me either. Stop clinging or you'll become dependant to her, and remember, she is a person, she cab't keep helping everyone 24/7 help yourself rather than rely too much on others.

>>727582397
wat. how do you go from "lol you tell people shes female and dont let people lash out for no fucking reason" to "YOU ARE FUCKING CLINGY"
shes got her shit going on, ive got mine, and i dont let people talk shit about my friends. what the fuck is the problem with that?

>>727582076
Elaborate because I'm ignorant about this person.
Also >>727581682
How has this person ever helped? All I noticed are these silly threads and now I find out that these silly threads create silly twitch/patreons. Hence ignorant about this person.

>>727582565
She does psychology threads and helps people giving advice

>>727582565
she runs threads helping people with psychological problems and gives advice to those that need it. she also sometimes buys presents for people on their birthday or health insurance if they need it
she loaned me money for surgery and for that i will always be grateful. wouldnt be here today without her.

>>727582547
Anon, chill out, I said it was ridiculous how anons fight over this kind of stuff. Geez.
>>727582565
She is a nice folk, sometimes she is weird or hard to talk to, but she is overall nice.

>>727581857
*Him

>>727582935
what about her is hard to talk to

>>727581237
This is a male

>>727583161
she is literally streaming right now. shes a girl idiot. go look at celtyplays on twitch

>>727583203
I'm watching her on stream, RIGHT NOW. Don't see a dick.

>>727583177
Different people get different reactions I guess, it just felt really odd.

>>727583416
from what ive seen she only holds you to as high a standard as she holds herself and demands you work hard on improving as a person. maybe you need to work harder

-waves at Wooozel- :3

>>727579415
Where do you stream? This is the first Alice thread I've seen

>>727583807
Twitch: celtyplays
she is streaming right now

>>727583519
You really should get out more often. I bet Alice would recommend some fresh air.

>>727582642
Yeah everyone can give advice and from what i've seen it's pretty standard stuff, just her way of bringing it over is kinda cringey but thats personal preference.
>>727582721
Psychology thread see above, so random present and insurance for random strangers? I do believe ofcourse she did get to know you more before she loaned you money.
Not saying she's a bad person. It's cool what she did though.
>>727582935
I just overall think she's weird and maybe that's what gives her that appealing for some people (don't take it as an offense).
But I really think she's pushing it with her attitude of "I'm helping anon" with just giving some people basic advice, I mean is she even a real psychiatrist? And that's what ticks me off.

>>727583909
i get out all the time dude im not the one who cant talk to a fucking woman on /b/

>>727583949
no she gave me money after i posted once and sent her an email. assumptions make you an ass

>>727583949
wait wut. when did she ever claim to be a psychiatrist. do you even know what these words mean?

>>727582118

How did an anonymous person on 4chan with autism, who's also desperate for attention save your life multiple times? You're a very pathetic person aren't you? Seems like it doesn't take much to save you. You're such a loser you need to tell people online you're gonna kill yourself just so they will feel bad and give you the time of day? Just...wow.

>>727583949
didn't realize huge sums of money and shit was all basic advice!

>>727584093
by paying for an expensive surgery I couldnt afford. didnt realize "needing surgery" made me a loser but okay

>>727583949
Yeah but she has a degree, the advice you can give is different that the one she can give

>>727583949
"everyone can give advice"
sure but unlike most peoples alices is actually good

>>727583949
"shes weird"
dats just liek ur opinion mang

>>727583949
Trust me, anons are really desperate for kind words that they'll gladly accept them whatever the source is.
No offence taken.
>>727583981
Anon, again, chill out.
>>727584078
She always does.
>>727584093
You want to reply to the sadfags, not to the guy who had the surgery.
>>727584213
As if.
>>727584277
^

>>727584448
she literally never claimed to be a psychiatrist. her threads are "psychology threads" for a reason idiot.

>>727584448
pretty sure her advice really helped me out so fuck you i guess

>>727584448
yeah dont reply to the guy who actually got substantial help from alice. he might be biased.

-squeaks!-

sage goes in all fields

>>727579098

Its succulent, well marbled and melts in the mouth Alice. You've outdone yourself.

>>727584039
Hmm ballsy move, I stand corrected. My apologies then.
>>727584078
I thought she did, idk I only saw a few threads I'm not actively hunting them. But I just see them float up from time to time and it bothers me after a while.
>>727584136
Well I saw something like this:
>Anon: Alice, I like this girl and don't know what to do?
>Alice: Tell her you like her!
>>727584213
She does? Well neat for her, what's the difference in advice?
>>727584277
Be a man, don't let opportunities slide and above all be yourself and be comfortable with it.
>>727584317
Ayy true that my mang,

>>727582547
Being This much of a fag
>cuck ass nigga

>>727584921
You are late as fuck man

>>727584935
yeah she doesnt claim to be a psychiatrist dude shes a psychologist

>>727584491
Tomatoe tomato.
>>727584556
Not saying she doesn't helps, she does help a lot of people indeed, but you guys are worshipping her for giving you kind words and guiding you, which isn't that hard actually. But hey, she actually takes the time to go ahead and do it.
>>727584719
Read how that anon wrote his post, it is clearly referencing the guys who needed emotional support or such, not the guy who was going to actually die and there wasn't shit he could do about it. You cool.

>>727582721
She never loaned you shit faggot

>>727584935
oh so you mean she gives advice that fits what people actually ask of her and you didn't see anyone ask for anything huge? shocking.

>>727583856
Thanks

>>727585057
she does more than give kind words and guidance

>>727585057
a psychiatrist is a doctor, a psychologist is not. really fucking different dude

>>727584935
yeah you better apologize to the empress dood

>>727585036
Kek so it is a roleplay with smidge of advice.
>>727585110
Dude, you can literally ask the same thing to any person that remotely wants to talk to you. And well if that's not an option, kinda sad sorry. Then yes you can go to /b/ and do the same thing. But for the love of common sense the person giving you that advice is not god or goddess.

>>727584961
ur the cuck

>>727585149
And pays for anons treatments. There, anything else? Again, it is cool and all, but why do most of you guys instead of just being grateful start worshipping her and jumping on the throats of other anons who critique her.

>>727585293
given shes helped me with a lot more than that, i dont think so dude. when did i claim she was a god?

>>727585293
We are on the same tune my dude lmao.

>>727585339
when the fuck did anyone worship her? if you call her a man, we will say she isnt a man. if you say she is worthless or doesnt help anyone, we will tell you she has. what part of this is jumping at throats or worshipping
if anything you are the one who is acting weird dood

>>727585293
wait you admit to not hunting these threads down yet you judge literally six years of threads based on your very limited window.
gg

>>727585456
How am I acting weird? I'm just posting in a cambodian basket knitting forum and so are you.