Probably gonna have my boypussy pounded for the first time ever

>>727574768
Yeah, try finding a kitchen knife and slitting your fucking wrists you faggot.

Seek therapy.

It only hurts, I dont know how can ppl feel pleasure in this

>>727574768
poop

>>727574768
Go slow. If he's going to fast or is too big for you it will hurt. Communication is key; wait until you get used to his dick and then build speed from their. The best position for prostate sim is you face/stomach down ass up and him standing over you.

>>727575801
Thanks for the helpful answer. I'll try to set it up that way. How should I lube up?

>>727576031
Whatever you do don't use vaseline, it gloops and smells bad. K&Y works fine. Any lube you can get a sex shop for anal/multipurpose use should do the trick. Or you could just have him eat you out and use spit if you're feeling brave

>>727576764
I have a good lube. I just mean, whats the best way of getting my insides lubed up?

>>727577101
fingers, duh, or a syringe

>>727574768
enema

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>>727574768

3 years ago, before you new, literal faggots began infesting /b/ to use as your only known safe haven for you deviant, abnormal tastes, referring to somebody else on /b/ as a fag never carried a literal meaning.

Mods should ban every faggot and creep that post in trap threads, ask for "pics you said you wouldn't share"/cuck threads, loli threads, fur threads, and every other cancerous threads that ruin /b/.

I hope everybody in this thread that gets off to feminine men either winds up on Bestgore when they inevitably kill themselves do to their fucked up mental state.

>>727577962
Hi, its OP

Couldn't agree more.

>>727577962
lol you're just mad because you don't like to have fun

>>727577277
>>727577377
Yeah what these guys said. Trust the dubs, anon. Protip: clench your ass around his dick. Good times

>>727578521
why the fuck would he consider getting railed in the ass fun you fucking fag

>>727577962
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up and let people have fun. Your mum and dad are brother and sister. You goddamned autist.

>>727574768
>Any fags have advice for a first timer?

Enjoy your AIDS

>>727577277
>>727577377
>>727578728

Oh fuck, didn't even notice the double dubs. Noted.

You mean like clench my cheeks and hole on his cock while he pounds me? Feels great?

>>727577962
>wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you should go back

>>727578923
Condoms. Duh.

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>>727574768
I hope you get shit on his dick and it ends up being a terrible experience for both of you and you cry yourself to sleep.

>>727579010
>Implying you're not an obnoxious cancerous faggot

Get fucked anon

>>727579200
that is an ancient meme.

>>727574768
Enma and afterwards fart a lot because if you don't then air will get trapped and it will cause cramps

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>>727577962

>>727574768
I can't Beleive what I just found! I found my mom being a huge slut on this site. I am diamonds right now! http://www.swingeer.com
Her username is "your_milf45"

>>727578964
ye but not too hard. Don't break his dick lmao

>>727574768
You mean your asshole you degenerate faggot

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>>727574768

butthole spread plz

Not of u, of that pic

pics of boipussy?

>>727577962
>do

>>727578964
pics?

>>727580290
trapporn.com are u acutally retarded

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this will be u after

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>>727574768
Yeah here is my advice... Kill yourself faggot!

>>727580312
Its not impressive

>>727580427
Of the act? I'll try and get some. If thread dies before, just watch for another post

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Have him tie your hands behind your back so you can't grab yourself. If he lasts a while, it's amazing

>>727581161
You mean so I can't fap during?

>>727575042
As a heterosexual man, I've been sticking things in my ass since I was a pre-teen. You know, when I saw my first Hustler and everyone was getting assfucked.

>feelsgoodman

>>727581310
Exactly. Your first insinct is to, but if you can resist it, it's so much better to cum from being fucked

>>727581479
That does sound awesome

>>727574768
take that cock like a man and don't complain

>>727577962
gore is more sick that hat other shit you posted...that should be banned....

>>727581800
It's the best.

>>727574768
the key to both party's pleasure is not to thrust intensely for the first time, but to go deep and stay deep. keep his hips against your but as closely as possible, and have him push rhythmically into your boyhole. the less actual sliding in and out, the better it feels

>>727577962
Loli threads have been a staple of /b/ since it was made, opinion discarded.

Show us you boihole

>>727574768

If possible have the guy lay on his back and then you can straddle him and lower your ass down onto his cock.

This way you are in control and can decide how much cock you want to take into you at a time and can stop right away if the pain gets too great.

If it does hurt a lot. Do not give up. I suggest letting the guy keep his cock inside of you but if the pain is too strong pull off until the pain goes away and then try again.

The first time I got my ass fucked the pain was very intence when my friend entered me for the first time so I pulled away from him right away but within 5 minutes the pain went away and I let him stick his cock inside me again and this time it did not hurt at all.

My friend fucked me about 100 times after that and I've also gotten fucked by other guys about 20 times and I have never felt any pain at all except for that very first time.

>>727574768
Personally the first time I got dicked he wasn't big at all and it just felt alright, then I had a guy around my size (8") but not as thick, and it felt pretty fucking incredible. I was begging for him to nut in my ass (which he did). I now see how females can get pregnant so easily

>>727582985
I like this advice a lot, thanks anon

>>727583262
Telling you, its not great

>>727583666
Idk about straddling. Seems difficult, and highly sus :^) . Hope it turns out good like your goes at it.

>>727584033
His dick is fairly long but not very thick. Does thickness hurt more than length? I'm hoping I'll get to feeling good enough to beg for his nut.

Your gonna get AIDS

>>727584739
Push out as he goes in. But since you said you've been playing with your ass since you were young you probably know this

>>727586166
This >>727581325
wasn't me

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>>727574768
there was an image from like a manga or something of a girl and she was saying something like "whip out your penis, what are you afraid you will get addicted to my boy pussy" anyone have it?

>>727586425
Yeah, that was me. I just like shoving things in my ass when I masturbate.

>>727574768
Do a little stretching on your own beforehand. get a finger or two in there and get comfortable with it. Don't fap, you should absolutely want to feel more.
Anal can feel really nice, but you have to be in the mood for it. You can ease yourself into it by teasing yourself, and it also helps make the big moment a bit less painful.
If you are taking an anal noob, make sure you get him to fuck the right spot. Describe it as trying to hit your testicles from behind. If it's a pro, let him do his thing.

If you get cold feet, don't feel too bad. Let him know you are uncomfortable, and offer him a bj for his trouble.