Let's switch it up a little /b/, Type the most oldfag

>>727572088
>newfag wants to blend in with the oldfags
nice try FBI

>>727572333

>no
ftfy

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Back when the site first opened, people used to say "I'm having a wanky-doodle day" instead of "fapping."

:stopmusic:

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I been stayin' hurrr a minute

(this is nigger-speak for "I am an oldfag.")

>>727572582
that's nothing

I was here for ankleposting, when rousing young wenches would disregard all care for social graces

I fap to shemales

>>727572439
ty bb

>>727572644
Lol

>>727572644
Nice one

>>727572088
Bring back snacks

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:(
>inb4 gets banned

D S F A R G E G

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I'm such an old fag that I used to call moot a faggot back when he posted on SomethingAwful.

>>727573472
Wew

>>727573472
Bet you got that from the post last night

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Im such an oldfag that i'll get beautiful dubs

>>727573561
Fuck outta here
lmao

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>>727573561
You mean these dubs?

>>727573701
Super cres at best

>>727573701
My god.
>>727573561
Samefag.

Dubs says fourchsj dies

not an oldfag, but i remember this sweet christmas-time with this girl posting nudes, people said she was underage at this time, think they named her marky-chan or something like that

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woll smoth

>>727574052
You're thinking of cracky chan

>>727572088
Hold up

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here ya go

>>727572088
Needs moar tower cat.

>>727572088
I liek mudkips
do you liek mudkips?

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>>727574513
not even posting the original

>>727573701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0gJZMx79pA

>>727574832
That's so crescent fresh

>>727574744

You monster... Too soon for even me...

>>727574968
honestly mods are fags and it was not funny then or now

Big Fat Cat Tats

>>727575037
Know your role and shut your mouth

>>727572363
abort mission

>>727572088
Oldfags don't post. Lurk moar faggot

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Hey! I herd u guise leik mudkipz!

>>727572088
When ahhh was a boyyy we could go ta the movies for a nickel! Haaaeeeeee

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>>727572088

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>>727576201

>>727575708
>posts with post implying oldfags dont post, which he would only know if he was an oldfag, but then, he would not have in fact posted
oldfag postception

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>>727576247

bring back snacks

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>>727576264
fuck you

>>727574744
Too soon...

Been here for years. I do Notice all these newfags getting flared up by offensive demagog of the olderfags or trolling lurkers. Must be the news drawing them here,

been here since 05. board is still shit

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>>727572088
It's not summer yet you homo. Goddamn we haven't even fucking had goddamn easter yet. You know, the day that the motherfucking lord of savior of mankind, ruler of heaven and earth and every goddamn thing in between was viciously murdered by the Cathylicks, who blamed it on the poor Jews? Fucking been here all summer indeed...you are nothing but a complete goddamn faggot, and I'll be praying for you.

>>727574744
the fuck is this

Dun dun

>>727577597
Too soon is what it is. Plus she's not dead and any retard should be able to see that.

>>727574744
Fuck you, too soon

>>727577597
Moot's gf he raped and killed. He then taxidermied her. Why do you think he's gone?

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that is queen /b/

>>727577597
You really don't know?

>>727572088
i never understood why people pride themselves on being oldfags for more than 2 years. if youve been on this thing for more than 2 years you're more pathetic than a newfag. you're the equivelant to the crotchity old fart in his rocking chair mumbling about how things were in his day.

fuck you oldfags. youre too fat and old to ride this ride anymore.

>>727577597
She died from drinking antifreeze ..

get schwifty!

>>727574744
enjoy your ban and fbi investigation you sick fuck

this

Brace Yourselves

>>727577956
No, I don't think so. Look at her closely. She's alive and healthy, and you are literally a faggot. You're one figuratively too, so basically a double faggot.

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Its almost here ...

>>727577597
Okay, here's the story of the girl, she's was in Canada, and she died from drinking antifreeze.
Her name was Mary-Ann Rialeb, and she was at a party. It was at a college senior's apartment in Vancouver. His little brother had apparently spiked some drinks with antifreeze to try to get all the girls drunk really fast, but didn't realize it was poison and could kill them.
The only one who actually drank any was Mary-Ann, and she had already had some drinks before then. She got really weird drunk and started complaining about not being able to see anything. She the guy (the senior's little bro, not the senior) convinced her to strip down and pose for some pictures. He left to get his camera and then when he came back he asked if it would be alright to snap some pictures. She didn't say anything so he assumed it was okay, and he took one or two pics. He then asked if she would change her position and pose but she still didn't say anything, so he moved her around.
As he took the pictures, he was uploading them on the computer. It wasn't until he had snapped 4 pictures that he realized she wasn't breathing. The fourth picture, he had pulled her bra off. That one is very rare.
But anyway, after that, he found she was dead and panicked and called an ambulance (after doing what he does best,) but the pictures were already up on the internet. When her mom found out, she got scared and was quoted as saying "I'm your dream, mind astray, I'm your eyes while youre away, I'm your pain while you repay. You know its SAD BUT TRUE!!!!"

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>>727578356
>double faggot.

Not calling trolls newfags

>>727578511
Well he is. And possibly a jew and a double nigger as well. I'm very sensitive to these things and can smell cancer a mile away, and this guy is oozing with it.

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>>727578020
I had better set another place at the dinner table then

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>>727579067
>this guy is oozing with it
u like thinking of guys oozing, don't you?

>>727579067
gtfo sensitive fucking queer

youre not the arbiter of what is or isnt cancer bitch

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>>727574744

DAS IT MANE

Hey guise ... how do I triforce?

ɕ
ɕɕ

>>727572088
I would an hero just to visit the old 2chan while typing "check em" using the power of the triforce, my sides.. desu

CANDY-ASSgot ROODY-POO

lol internet

>>727579353
Have they paroled him yet? Should be getting time. Eurofags consider locking criminal scum up for more than a couple years to be cruel and unusual punishment. He's probably got a team of Scandinavia's finest criminal psychologists hugging him constantly and demanding that their president, or king or whatever they call their leader, to pardon him immediately and issue an official appology for failing him so badly.

In the US he'd have been strapped to a gurney and put out of everyone's misery by now. God bless America! We are his favorite country for a reason.

>>727579480
I'm not the one getting all hurt over a picture of a live and healthy girl posing (in numerous positions!) as a corpse, faggit.

i guarantee it